Chris Distefano’s wife Valentine’s Day should be every day

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024

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  • @Frusshan40
    @Frusshan40 Год назад +987

    I’m in awe of how easily your wife can make you nervous. She’s truly an icon. 😅

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Год назад +8

      Bc she gets violent

    • @bibson1405
      @bibson1405 Год назад +5

      It’s because he’s gay!

    • @bigm317
      @bigm317 Год назад +3

      It’s clear he’s holding back he’s a comedian he can literally verbally destroy her

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Год назад +5

      ​@@bigm317
      Why would he verbally destroy his wife? They're just having fun lol

    • @joshido7352
      @joshido7352 Год назад +4

      @@bigm317 gets all the ladies. Verbal humiliation is great foreplay.

  • @cheechchinono
    @cheechchinono 16 дней назад +13

    The new viral video moment of them where she’s unbothered makes sense now I don’t watch them, but this kind of shows that he’s always trying to make her look bad or make her feel bad, but her comeback was fantastic

    • @trsumbry
      @trsumbry День назад

      I heard about it before I knew it was them. Unbelievable! He obviously has taken her through some crap.

  • @Mitsubishilover04
    @Mitsubishilover04 Год назад +6

    When she flipped her hair "that's ok, I'll wait."

  • @jaythomas3763
    @jaythomas3763 Год назад +11

    “That’s just have me gas” I was not ready for that 🤣🤣🤣⛽️

  • @eren1707
    @eren1707 Год назад +12

    She’s 100% divorcing this dude and taking EVERYTHING. Don’t even know who the fuck they are but she’s got that vibe

    • @jgbg6880
      @jgbg6880 Год назад

      They’re not married lmao

  • @jfanz3521
    @jfanz3521 Год назад +346

    Woh, my guy Chris did well for himself.

    • @bibson1405
      @bibson1405 Год назад +9

      But he is gay

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 Год назад +13

      @@bibson1405 if I get someone like her I’ll be gay too

    • @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137
      @iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 Год назад +5

      ​@@bibson1405 whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Год назад +3

      Never seen her before now. I understand what he was going through now when he explains how he got her pregnant on their first time.

    • @yonasyohannes4652
      @yonasyohannes4652 Год назад +1

      Bro, he's a loser with how he talks about himself... But he's good looking, was a physical therapist (a job that makes 100k+ starting), he's now one of the best comedians on the world.... I think she got lucky and did well for herself lmfaooo she's just hot 😂😂

  • @187FML187
    @187FML187 Год назад +96

    She runs that house and Chris loves it. Imma sucker for the same type🤣🤣

    • @rosshugecaulk
      @rosshugecaulk Год назад +2

      Idk what kinda weird femdom spin you're putting on this, but it's not right

    • @187FML187
      @187FML187 Год назад +7

      @@rosshugecaulk 52 people anc counting says otherwise m’boi keep it pushin 😂😂😂

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers Год назад +1

      @@187FML187 54 weirdos 😂

    • @187FML187
      @187FML187 Год назад

      @@719Flowers Oi my mf people put some respect on em😂

    • @joshido7352
      @joshido7352 Год назад

      @@rosshugecaulk you’ve never been with a Latina and it shows

  • @caydenpenner
    @caydenpenner Год назад +24

    What a valuable thought be nice to each other and do sweet things to show affection

  • @alvarezgamers
    @alvarezgamers Год назад +94

    Damn dude. You are like a solid 7, handsome dude I’ll give you that. but you pulled a solid 10 and wondering how. Good on you my guy. 😂

    • @6laka.
      @6laka. Год назад

      Chrissy d is a strong 8 to weak 9 without the puffy nipples

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Год назад +3

      If you've been around long enough, you know how

    • @mayo8029
      @mayo8029 Год назад

      🍆

    • @alvarezgamers
      @alvarezgamers Год назад

      @@HasanPikerIsADouche money 💰

    • @ORaddlyispissedoff
      @ORaddlyispissedoff Год назад +16

      He knocked her up and basically got her to keep the baby. Good strategy

  • @scottyj871
    @scottyj871 Год назад +184

    Chris truly wanted to say some vile shit hahahahaha

    • @krishneelprasad2140
      @krishneelprasad2140 Год назад +10

      I can see the crazy Hyena doing circles I'm his head😂😂😂

  • @johnwhite-q7s
    @johnwhite-q7s Год назад +10

    She needs to be on every episode

  • @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039
    @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 11 дней назад

    😂"Every prison should be in Kansas"😆

  • @LastStopAhead
    @LastStopAhead Год назад +1

    Sit down boy 😂

  • @kylewebb8779
    @kylewebb8779 Год назад

    The way his eyes flicker back and forth lol

  • @nickcesaretti6545
    @nickcesaretti6545 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂 "This just gave me gas" Lmfaooo!!!

  • @pothandlepeddlar
    @pothandlepeddlar Год назад +3

    "we can do it with women" lmao the girl knows

  • @lesliedegnan
    @lesliedegnan Год назад +2

    Put on blast. 😂😂😂😂

  • @emilysturgill4381
    @emilysturgill4381 Год назад +5

    Get ‘em Jas 😂

  • @wasiukas
    @wasiukas Год назад +4

    Boom roasted 🎉

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Год назад +76

    Chris and his girl remind of when you see something that looks really delicious and you take a bite and you realize it looked a lot better than it tasted 😂😂

  • @MRCroosingTootH
    @MRCroosingTootH Год назад +12

    She’s a 10 , Chris did well for him self. Now all the stories make sense of why he never let her go :)

  • @gregoryanderson832
    @gregoryanderson832 Год назад +1

    She is quick!

  • @ianobrien5181
    @ianobrien5181 Год назад +1

    Haha love this dynamic! And oh my god the way she said excitedly she would smash Danny DeVito is something else😂

  • @kathrynsparks1665
    @kathrynsparks1665 Год назад +1

    the face of that gave me gas i’m nervous of what’s next lol

  • @juanrobles2803
    @juanrobles2803 Год назад

    They literally have the same cadence & sense of humor 😂 it's adorable 🥰

  • @justtim1269
    @justtim1269 Год назад +1

    You go Chrissy

  • @jackoscar11
    @jackoscar11 Год назад +1

    dayyyyyum jas

  • @bibson1405
    @bibson1405 Год назад +3

    He’s clearly wrestling with his sexuality 😂

  • @lightlytoasted6522
    @lightlytoasted6522 Год назад +1

    Yo that tension got thick quick

  • @dereknez965
    @dereknez965 Год назад

    Every pic is a smash or a pass, depends on where you wanna sleep haha

  • @coalesce3333
    @coalesce3333 Год назад +3

    We know who runs that house.

  • @bobmirco3331
    @bobmirco3331 Год назад

    Chrissy catching a stray at the end 💀💀💀

  • @navijam6155
    @navijam6155 Год назад

    Treating anyone to a little something at any time is letting them know that you think about them when they are not there. Be it your best friend, your significant other, mum or anyone that you hold important. I pick little things up for people when I see something they would like all the time because I know they would enjoy it, and in return they know that they are significant enough to me that they come to my mind when they are not there.

  • @EckerKyle
    @EckerKyle Год назад +1

    This just gave me gas

  • @ericm6594
    @ericm6594 Год назад

    She’s awesome

  • @bverrue602
    @bverrue602 Год назад +1

    She's slick. Kinda a good thing unless she's not joking 😅

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P Месяц назад

    Classic lol

  • @familyfirst526
    @familyfirst526 Год назад

    Oh shit Chris Married the Nannie. I had the biggest crush on her.

  • @ace1122tw
    @ace1122tw Год назад

    Damn Chrissy pulled a 10 for sure

  • @michaelstrong4823
    @michaelstrong4823 Год назад

    She is so beautiful. Chris is a lucky man.

  • @conanbdetective
    @conanbdetective Год назад

    It's why he locked her down. This dynamic

  • @nofishtoday
    @nofishtoday 5 месяцев назад

    Beautiful but crazy. The best type of

  • @SirFluffy100
    @SirFluffy100 Год назад

    She says men 'should' and women 'could' do that.... even?

  • @fsljr5877
    @fsljr5877 Год назад +1

    I could never play this game with a partner I truly love 😅. We all have different tolerance for different things

    • @tvph
      @tvph Год назад +1

      it aint that deep

  • @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq
    @AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq Год назад

    Jazz is so fine

  • @luish777
    @luish777 Год назад

    Good lady some women nowadays if ain't a coach purse or something expensive they don't care.

  • @Msjnhjjjj
    @Msjnhjjjj Год назад

    She grew into her looks

  • @eldaveo9356
    @eldaveo9356 Год назад

    Jazz is an icon. And pimps laugh is the best thing in podcasting. Just above the big J on YMH.

  • @panacea.palace
    @panacea.palace Год назад

    Damn good for you Chris

  • @caintimms8021
    @caintimms8021 Год назад +1

    I call them scaredy farts

  • @allackballack
    @allackballack Год назад

    Billion % she’s never bought flowers for her man lmaooo

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 Год назад

    I honestly thought he was gay this entire time… acts hyper AF… talks sus….has a girl voice when he does comedy… his hairstyle is another clue.

  • @Darklion2077
    @Darklion2077 Год назад

    His wife wants to be Infront of camera too, relationship is doomed. Beginning of the end

  • @LocChicago5
    @LocChicago5 Год назад +2

    Lol Chris ant going no where

  • @harsha99sai
    @harsha99sai Год назад

    That's his wife 😱

  • @theeight-roadwanderer6286
    @theeight-roadwanderer6286 Год назад

    I don't want flowers, I either want food or a backrub

  • @colemartin1737
    @colemartin1737 Год назад

    She looks like Michael Jackson

  • @xdxangeloxbx
    @xdxangeloxbx Год назад

    "men should do that for women"..

  • @JustSeanIllumenaudi
    @JustSeanIllumenaudi Год назад

    Chris married tf up

  • @K_Do
    @K_Do Год назад +6

    I think I sharted a Lil for ya there! 👀

  • @loganhood1221
    @loganhood1221 Год назад +2

    Oh my God I actually thought he was gay😂😂😂

    • @bibson1405
      @bibson1405 Год назад +1

      That’s why he gets nervous!

  • @mansfaye1084
    @mansfaye1084 Год назад

    She just called him a w****

  • @zepherscotty
    @zepherscotty Год назад

    My wife doesn't like flowers. She doesn't like that they could have bugs on them & that they die. She does enjoy chocolates though.

  • @gandar54
    @gandar54 Год назад

    Chris deserves better

  • @SlamChampion69420
    @SlamChampion69420 7 месяцев назад

    Tell tristian me and Maxx said hi

  • @shamilaschabova70
    @shamilaschabova70 Год назад +1

    He doesnt want to play the game because he would say smash on almost every girl. Like most guys.

  • @lebong4606
    @lebong4606 Год назад

    She said men should while she said women could.. big difference

  • @adnanshah4541
    @adnanshah4541 Год назад

    How hot it is Chris’s wife damn it

  • @petruspaulitius
    @petruspaulitius Год назад

    She definitely know he's gay and she's jealous of him smashing around.

  • @scaleyscaley8027
    @scaleyscaley8027 Год назад +2

    I’d be gassed if a woman gave me flowers

  • @aleksisuuronen5969
    @aleksisuuronen5969 Год назад

    I truly don't get US's crazy commitment for these pointless holidays. Now even having womens Month and black people month and all that. When there isn't some "special" day going on. It's crazy.
    In here we even started to kinda celebrate halloween just in past 10 years. When I was a kid me and my friend had a genius idea of going in halloween for door to door (which kids do in eastern) dressed up and it was magnificent since people didn't pfc have candy for it not being a thing so we got money. Todays how people do halloween is just more so young adults having costume parties and drinking, people going clubbing in costumes and things like that. We ofc have other holidays too to some extent but like valentines day is called friends day and no one celebrates it seriously.

  • @guanakoelite6038
    @guanakoelite6038 Год назад

    Bruhh you can see all the foul things he wanted to say running through his head but he decided to live instead smart man 🫡🫡🫡😂😂

  • @charliec2966
    @charliec2966 Год назад +1

    Vinny cool

  • @JafacaksWasTaken
    @JafacaksWasTaken Год назад

    Solid beard chrissy

  • @AANTHHONYY
    @AANTHHONYY Год назад

    She’s a 10 buddy !!

  • @Petrowsky14
    @Petrowsky14 Год назад

    He is married to Lorde

  • @Drko_Kane
    @Drko_Kane Год назад

    IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

  • @Crookhicks7777
    @Crookhicks7777 Год назад

    No I don’t need it. I want n like it

  • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
    @user-nj1zu2nf1x Год назад

    Isn't it great when comedian podcasters pimp out their entire family

  • @GoatedJoyBoy
    @GoatedJoyBoy Год назад

    Valentine’s Day is a scam

  • @jamieoverbey4396
    @jamieoverbey4396 Год назад

    Btw, I would rather get a bouquet of 30 $1 bills, than you give me flowers that will die instantly, because I will forget they need attention 🤣

  • @bacdafucup777
    @bacdafucup777 Год назад +2

    He can do better

  • @24kNick
    @24kNick Год назад

    Now I know why he has a kid

  • @Pkeane04
    @Pkeane04 Год назад

    Wait Chris isn’t gay? Or does he just have a hot beard.

  • @throwaway7403
    @throwaway7403 Год назад

    Chris isn't even funny he's just attractive and has an accent

  • @leomarilyn4232
    @leomarilyn4232 Месяц назад

    Not sure if they are married but she seems insecure, and they play that drama in their channel not healthy married or not that is a tough dilemma she is bitter about and it's over sharing too real for a funny podcast episode

  • @krissykatportal
    @krissykatportal Год назад

    She’s too jealous

  • @Prnto44
    @Prnto44 Год назад

    Wait thats his wife. Golly

  • @darrincooper909
    @darrincooper909 Год назад

    Wait so Chris has slept with a lot of women! I’m so upset he hasn’t slept with a lot of men lol

  • @marcwhite6596
    @marcwhite6596 Год назад

    Wow. Wife is bad af!

  • @motelbobby4104
    @motelbobby4104 Год назад

    Chrissy found a b tier kardashian congrats dude

  • @powerful_smr5383
    @powerful_smr5383 Год назад

    yikes. post hyenas is rough, aye?

  • @Lousasshoul
    @Lousasshoul Год назад

    HHAHAHAHAHA

  • @SilverStallion.eSports
    @SilverStallion.eSports Год назад

    Lmaooo

  • @chapman2001
    @chapman2001 Год назад

    No way is that his wife

  • @FansFAX
    @FansFAX Год назад

    Could and should are not the same word J

  • @Adam_David
    @Adam_David Год назад +1

    She def has the 5 year plan LMAO Gang Gang said you look like "Ben Better" Lmao and I Concur .. All Due respect She's gotta Be One of the Finest Women I've seen from Staten Island . Chris Ur a Lucky Dude . All the same Deserving seeing You're Not a Bad looking Dude . Props , and tell Theo bout Not Saying Gang Gang in NyC ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE IN BROOKLYN.... That's called Suicide

  • @Letseatdinner
    @Letseatdinner Год назад

    Wow she’s so conceited

  • @TBLUNTZ420
    @TBLUNTZ420 Год назад

    DIME

  • @vegamedina289
    @vegamedina289 Год назад +2

    This whole playing w hair trash is lame