"Goddamn Khrys i told you this would happen. The townspeople are gonna think im a bad mom when her son just goes in the woods and dies. Just go to your room and think about what you did"
The interface only changes to having everything be called "pants" until you first walk into his shop, so when you look in you inventory to see how much money you have, you are instantly confused.
I just ran Uncle Pants as an NPC in my D&D game and he was an instant hit. Been sitting on this idea since I first saw this three years ago and it was 100% worth it
id actually love to see a game where you play as an adventurer's mom and have to look out for ur kid and end up clearing all the bosses for them to keep them safe
Ducky It’s actually one giant escort mission, but you aren’t allowed to defeat the final boss yourself. This leads to a difficult balance between protecting your kid and letting them level up enough to safely fulfill their destiny. The big problem is that the party loses morale if they know the “hero’s mom” helped them, so you have to be subtle about it. Maybe that’s always happening in video games. The Big Bad doesn’t send out increasingly difficult enemies as the game progresses. The mom just keeps killing everything that’s too strong for her child to murder on his own.
At the beginning of the game, there's a Yes or No choice to "Go on adventure?" If you say yes, you play through game with a final twist being that Chris' decision to go on an adventure caused the downfall of the world. If you choose No, it turns into a Harvest Moon clone. You just run the farm, woo all the ladies, never leave home, and the world is never in peril.
honestly the pants smith and krys's mother are two characters that I think would work very well as comedic relief characters XD a cool idea would be that you can piss off the pants smith by choosing to correct him multiple times in your dialogue and that once he has been pissed off you just cant buy anything from him ever again for the rest of the game or if you're playing on easy mode it just triples the price of all items when he's pissed at you.
i don't know why this is a bad JRPG i genuinely think it the ideas are executed correctly it could be a bloody great game, if only somebody with the skill and talent would make it.
I miss this series so much, I can't believe this video came out five years ago, I can't believe I've been watching drawfee for like seven years at this point, your growth as a channel has been insane and it's so cool to watch how you've all changed and how your art has too
I would love to see bad Codename: Kids Next Door characters. I grew up with the show and I just want to see horrible adult villains and wacky kids with codenames that are just the most random numbers. The more I think about it, the more I want to see it.
Draw bad jrpg places I can just imagine what kinds of landscapes that Chris would adventure in. I would also like to see bad jrpg weapons and or bosses
How about a video like "Drawing Alolaforms" but with real world locations. Meaning each of you draws/ chooses (for another person) a Pokemon and a real life location/country/Continent etc.. E.g. draw the Scottish Form of Jynx. That would be hilarious
Id like to believe the Pantsmith is just very stubborn and a little crazy, so even though you do have potions and weapons and armor, he refuses to see them as anything y but pants, so whenever you enter his store your HUD and UI changes to please his crazy worldview, so like now everything is just pants.
Devilordante Everything should be just like normal for the first part, but the second you enter his shop the entire inventory system changes so that every item is just called "pants" for the rest of the game, and there is no way to undo this.
Game Insane Aluminum Child sounds like a great bad JRPG concept. The aluminum children of Zozinia with strange magic powers, but no control over their own actions.
Rejected Marvel Villains Coyolxauhqui, the Aztek goddess of mischief The Autumn Soldier Ranon the Attorney Thanus the Mildly Upset Giant Blue Ribcage Limboa, the goddess of commas
This has to be my favourite episode, bar the 'Dirty Yam and Angry Cat' episode. I would love to see a 'Rejected Never Ending Story' video or 'Unseen Assassin's Creed' episode. Thanks for making me laugh as I shake off my fever! Your humour is toooooo much like me and my friends.
I have only just discovered this channel, but I'm in love. The dialogue is amazing, and I am amazed by the drawings. I thought the old lady would be the highlight of this video, but the pants smith was comedy gold.
I like the idea of Krystine being how you save. She just pops up out of a bush and asks if you want to record your progress before you enter the Cave of Nightmares.
Yeah where the heck are the Drawfee animateds? I'd love to see people bring these characters they draw to life acting out the scenarios they present, that'd be amazing :D
what about bad JRPG enemy drops. Upon defeating an enemy what items are released for you to pick up and what happens after? Like the bird thing could lay an egg that you then must pay child support for as soon as you touch it.
Or like you find a gun, which would be useful, but it literally is missing a barrel and it's too small to even use as a melee weapon. And you can find the barrel, but there is no crafting system and no quest to combine the two. Also the items are cursed and you can't remove them from your inventory.
Meant to comment this awhile ago, but was listening to this while falling asleep and spent way too much in a exhaustion induced state theorizing how the pants smith is only officially registered for selling pants and sells weapons, armor, and potions unregulated by the kingdom by labeling them as pants, and if Krys starts questioning the townspeople on the ‘pants’ they very aggressively ask “what do you mean? Those are PANTS!” through like gritted teeth. If continued to be questioned randomly people will walk up to you throughout the entire rest of the journey going “hey you Krys?” Then beat the shit out of you saying “You’ll keep quiet about those pants if you know what’s good for you.” Now whether or not the pants smith actually knows that his wears are not in fact pants, is up to debate…. No one knows the pants smith’s true agenda. Not even the pants smith.
“Keep outa the pants business, boy-o. I myself went into the pants business years ago. The only way out if when your six feet under.” Takes drag of a cigarette “You’ll be lucky to get a grave marker. I’ve seen bodies of boys like you that not even their own mother’s would recognize. Stay out of this business. If we meet again, you don’t know me, I’m too deep to get out and you don’t seem like the type that lasts long on a good day.” Turns around.
Beesmaster, Exhibitionist, Philosopher, Pie Thief, and Slizard, all thanks to you Zen Tranquilizer (which by the way, your name sounds like such a peaceful experience).
I personally love the idea of an NPC that is this ultimate badass that turns out to be your mom. She has been following you around the whole time. "like what sort of mother would let you run around alone in the wildernes."
i can just imagine in that village the oldest grandma with an EXTINCTION on a chain acting like its her pet and hes like "pls help me i think i have found the extinction of EXTINCTION.
just imagine a jrpg like this... you walk up to the innkeeper " Here! I got you those relics you mentioned. " (which took you a few hours to get) and he tells you to put them back and why you thought a innkeeper would need them. :'D I would smash my monitor
that was a great watchable pants! The pants smith blew my thinking pants with just how funny he was. Only one question though, what does he call ACTUAL pants?
Lol, drinkable pants. I can imagine the main char taking it, and the potion bottle looks like pants, and he is just like "what, this is just liquid, like, look!" but then he pours it our, and it spills out in a pants shape, and the main char just looks at it, completely astounded. And then he looks at the pants smith, and the pants smith is like "paaaannnntttssssss"
I've heard that in British terms, when they say "pants" it means underwear rather, not like slacks and jeans and such.. That makes the last 1/3 of the video even funnier.
"Yeah, I woke up this morning with an Iron Dagger and murdered you, instantly.
You have guns.
_I'm a boy._"
is the best thing I've ever heard.
I love the idea of the pantsmith wanting to branch out from pants to the disapproval of his forefathers, so he just makes a wider variety of pants.
Jortsmith
Krys' mom could be the save point so whenever y'all die y'all return at a save point where Krys' mom is scolding him.
Azorok_KL The loading screen for respawning is just her face and a giant speech bubble saying "I TOLD YOU SO" in it.
"Goddamn Khrys i told you this would happen. The townspeople are gonna think im a bad mom when her son just goes in the woods and dies. Just go to your room and think about what you did"
@@derpdiamonduniverse1523 🤣
@@TheLangenator lol
😂
Kris: "Excuse me, Pantsmith, I need to upgrade these pants, can you help?"
Pantsmith: "Ah, looks like you need en-pants-ments"
I'd like to imagine that if your party gets wiped, it's Krystyne that brings you back to town, scolding you for doing dangerous things.
@AveryWilliams98 Im gettin serious Mr. Resetti vibes from this idea about the mom scolding u and I think thats great haha
Destabilizing cities so that you can do quests actually sounds really interesting
The interface only changes to having everything be called "pants" until you first walk into his shop, so when you look in you inventory to see how much money you have, you are instantly confused.
These are supposed to be the worst JRPG NPCs. Pants smith is the best idea I've ever heard in my life, next to a cloud MMO.
It's pants that you DRINK, what's not to get about that? It's a simple concept!
"Jrpg npcs are boring and stale*
Falcom: *Hold my beer*
I just ran Uncle Pants as an NPC in my D&D game and he was an instant hit. Been sitting on this idea since I first saw this three years ago and it was 100% worth it
Like, an MMO about clouds?
id actually love to see a game where you play as an adventurer's mom and have to look out for ur kid and end up clearing all the bosses for them to keep them safe
Mmm escort missions the game
Thats actually a pretty innovative idea lol
Honestly just having your protagonist be a middle aged mother would be innovative for a game. That's something you rarely see.
uuuummmm...hate to break it to you,buuuuuutttttt i think you might have looked 2 years into the future of anime
Ducky It’s actually one giant escort mission, but you aren’t allowed to defeat the final boss yourself. This leads to a difficult balance between protecting your kid and letting them level up enough to safely fulfill their destiny. The big problem is that the party loses morale if they know the “hero’s mom” helped them, so you have to be subtle about it.
Maybe that’s always happening in video games. The Big Bad doesn’t send out increasingly difficult enemies as the game progresses. The mom just keeps killing everything that’s too strong for her child to murder on his own.
"Oh, no! Several small bats!" By Legends of Krys logic, those would be some terrifying threats.
What does the Pants smith do when he's out of breath? He *pants*
Boo
What’s breath? Is it like invisible breathing pants?
👏👏👏
At the beginning of the game, there's a Yes or No choice to "Go on adventure?" If you say yes, you play through game with a final twist being that Chris' decision to go on an adventure caused the downfall of the world. If you choose No, it turns into a Harvest Moon clone. You just run the farm, woo all the ladies, never leave home, and the world is never in peril.
Bad JRPG armor/weapons? Like design those badass looking sharp pants the require a ridiculously long side quest to obtain and break way too fast.
Virsity2003 Bad JRPG *hard pants*/*sharp pants*
Virsity2003 ichimatsu :)
jARO HARD PANTS AND SHARP PANTS
^^PLEASE^^
Must draw the pantsmith’s workshop … with all the pants on display
I had to pause so many times at 'drinkable pants' because I didn't want to miss any video because of laughing so much.
So, when is this going to be made? Like I'm so ready to download this game on my computer and then watch as it leaves 18 virus on my computer.
I can't wait
laura huntley can't wait to get my identity stolen
laura huntley If someone hasn't made it, I will pay someone good money to do so.
Tanner Tilkens same
laura huntley there was a comment chain on the last JRPG video of people planning to make it
I think they moved to a Skype chat
Kris: "I need a spell to kill an ice dragon"
Smith: "I have some hot, glowing pants"
Kris's mom would be the save points. She'd also yell at you every time you save to get home.
honestly the pants smith and krys's mother are two characters that I think would work very well as comedic relief characters XD a cool idea would be that you can piss off the pants smith by choosing to correct him multiple times in your dialogue and that once he has been pissed off you just cant buy anything from him ever again for the rest of the game or if you're playing on easy mode it just triples the price of all items when he's pissed at you.
You should draw the rival to the pants Smith being the hat factory owner
Pretty sure he was already in Battleblock Theatre.
U MEAN THE PANTS HAT FACTORY
do you mean the legendary head pants? /O.O\
Ah, those devilish head pants
It can't be... The legendary, feared for centuries villain of evil...
The "Hatnomancer"
i don't know why this is a bad JRPG i genuinely think it the ideas are executed correctly it could be a bloody great game, if only somebody with the skill and talent would make it.
I will make this a reality
we need this game if only ffor the pantsmith to be a reality
just for the pants smith, this could be a hilariously great game
Of course tbe execution will also be the worst possible
_"We must save my family!"_
THE BANDITS ARE COMING
Dillo64 are they pants bandits
Michael Fluhr
I'm sorry, at what point and for what reason would you assume that they weren't?
Billy OH NOOO THERE GONNA STEAL PANTS FROM THE PANTS SMITH
Billy WE MUST KEEP THE PANTS SAFE :0
I miss this series so much, I can't believe this video came out five years ago, I can't believe I've been watching drawfee for like seven years at this point, your growth as a channel has been insane and it's so cool to watch how you've all changed and how your art has too
the pants smith is my favorite thing ever !!!! i literally cried laughing
I would love to see bad Codename: Kids Next Door characters. I grew up with the show and I just want to see horrible adult villains and wacky kids with codenames that are just the most random numbers. The more I think about it, the more I want to see it.
THE PANTSMITH IS THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!!
Also, could we gets some bad JRPG environments, i.e. towns, castles, and forests?
"Overly competent granny" is the best concept for a NPC or even a player character ever. I love this so much.
In honor of Doctor Strange coming out, you all should draw the worst magicians.
shinypear326 oh hell yes
Draw bad jrpg places I can just imagine what kinds of landscapes that Chris would adventure in. I would also like to see bad jrpg weapons and or bosses
Like an outlet mall?
can you guys do rejected video game characters? it would be awesome to see all the crazy ones you guys could come up with
Super Blueberry123 they did overwatch and a lot of other games already tho. Maybe some retro video game characters?
Ryuchi -rawr yah I know but I really want to see like sonic or kirby characters. or maybe they could do knock off characters from video games
Super Blueberry123 yeah I understand. Like the more known characters. I actually would love to see rejected sonic characters.
There's no such thing as "rejected Sonic characters."
That's how we got stuff like Silver and Sonic's were-hog form...
Gotta have borderlands
“The government was too overwhelmed with monsters” “so you killed the monsters?” “NO we killed the government”
“Okaaaay”
How about a video like "Drawing Alolaforms" but with real world locations. Meaning each of you draws/ chooses (for another person) a Pokemon and a real life location/country/Continent etc.. E.g. draw the Scottish Form of Jynx. That would be hilarious
Greater Dog Snowdin
OMG they need to do this
Greater Dog Snowdin Yes
And, obviously Julia would have to be in the video
Russian Spheal
Would just be Julia's Spheal wearing an Ushanka and Adidas tracksuit, Давай!
We have Krust, Krys, and Krystyne.
RebelBeamMaster X84 Krys’s dad: Krystopher
Clearly this family is EXCELENT with names.
Draw everyday objects as evil overlords
Snaggerdoodle this needs to be a thing. Please
Kind of like that evil toaster in Fallout: New Vegas?
I can dig it, yeah!
I was literally going to comment about The Toaster.
Darrark Would anyone like any toast?
@@ninjabluefyre3815 are u referencing Red Dwarf? Haha
Id like to believe the Pantsmith is just very stubborn and a little crazy, so even though you do have potions and weapons and armor, he refuses to see them as anything y but pants, so whenever you enter his store your HUD and UI changes to please his crazy worldview, so like now everything is just pants.
Devilordante Everything should be just like normal for the first part, but the second you enter his shop the entire inventory system changes so that every item is just called "pants" for the rest of the game, and there is no way to undo this.
Rejected AVENGERS!
Captain Mexico
Hider Man
Aluminum child
The incredible Bulge
Ethnic Divorcee
and Hawkeye's arch rival... Fish-Nipple
Game Insane Aluminum Child sounds like a great bad JRPG concept. The aluminum children of Zozinia with strange magic powers, but no control over their own actions.
Rejected Marvel Villains
Coyolxauhqui, the Aztek goddess of mischief
The Autumn Soldier
Ranon the Attorney
Thanus the Mildly Upset Giant
Blue Ribcage
Limboa, the goddess of commas
I love the idea that the pants smith physically kicks you out every time you suggest that his pant based items are anything other than pants
pant smith is my eternal favorite
You guys should do the worst plot important NPCs. (You know the ones like Schala in Chrono Trigger, Jeff's dad in Earthbound, ect).
Y’all seemed to have forgot that broken knife and small bats would be very endgame content.
I was really hoping you'd draw Draconius.
JuiceBoxWizard He just looks like Daveius from "How to draw Fantastic Creatures", but with JRPG dazzle.
Rejected Gen 6 Pokémon!
Aydan Metsch do that
Glytch nice
you mean gen 7 right?
Nathanael watson nah, just let the French jokes happen
K sure :D
The do the evil advisor bit again in the redrawing old video based off titles episode. Funny both times.
I like how they call it a bad JRPG yet they keep coming up with some really good ideas
Seriously, someone crack open RPG maker and make The Legends Of Chris a reality.
The worst part is it's in development limbo and people are over hyping it
Jeff Mayo But it's meant to be bad, so if the game is broken or lazily made, it's still good!
"I SELL PRO-PANTS AND PRO-PANTS ACCESSORIES." - The holy Pantssmith
This has to be my favourite episode, bar the 'Dirty Yam and Angry Cat' episode.
I would love to see a 'Rejected Never Ending Story' video or 'Unseen Assassin's Creed' episode.
Thanks for making me laugh as I shake off my fever! Your humour is toooooo much like me and my friends.
You guys literally drew Muriel from 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' XD
aidan savino that's what I was thinking omg
aidan savino hey carten do you want a sandwich?
All of Nathan's old ladies are Muriel.
I have only just discovered this channel, but I'm in love. The dialogue is amazing, and I am amazed by the drawings. I thought the old lady would be the highlight of this video, but the pants smith was comedy gold.
Can you draw the worst JRPG weapons and spells?
I was just about to ask that. So they should defiantly do it
Philip Shin I still think they should add an asshole Mage to their main party of characters
Philip Shin YAS PLEASE! :3
no it's bad jrpg sharp-pants and drinkable-pants
Like, one weapon is the Exploding Salad pants of cheese
The pants Smith is the greatest creation, I have never laughed this much on RUclips before. Thank you
Suggestion: The Worst JRPG Quests
I like how he skips any normal kind of pants, and immediately goes for the drinkable healing pants.
You should draw the cover art for this!
I like the idea of Krystine being how you save. She just pops up out of a bush and asks if you want to record your progress before you enter the Cave of Nightmares.
a worse name for the Grand Visier: Betrayus
Krysth'ine could actually be implemented as a gameplay mechanic that prevents you going places you're not suppose to at this point in the story
I can imagine these guy's conversations being animated.
Lemon do you mean scripted?
No I mean I can imagine their conversations being put into an entertaining animation.
Lemon I wish that was a thing
Yeah where the heck are the Drawfee animateds? I'd love to see people bring these characters they draw to life acting out the scenarios they present, that'd be amazing :D
Hey, I'm actually animating a couple of my favorite drawfree moments sooooo...
I love that he just slips into the character of the Pants Smith at the end
I love the concept of realistic jrpg villages, can this be a real thing some time? I also wouldn't mind seeing that datesim drawn.
The whole Pantsmith bit was the funniest freaking thing I've heard all year
Can you draw the best/worst jrpg mounts?
Crust's car
should've drawn the One pair of pants to rule them all pants.
what about bad JRPG enemy drops. Upon defeating an enemy what items are released for you to pick up and what happens after? Like the bird thing could lay an egg that you then must pay child support for as soon as you touch it.
Or like you find a gun, which would be useful, but it literally is missing a barrel and it's too small to even use as a melee weapon. And you can find the barrel, but there is no crafting system and no quest to combine the two.
Also the items are cursed and you can't remove them from your inventory.
Meant to comment this awhile ago, but was listening to this while falling asleep and spent way too much in a exhaustion induced state theorizing how the pants smith is only officially registered for selling pants and sells weapons, armor, and potions unregulated by the kingdom by labeling them as pants, and if Krys starts questioning the townspeople on the ‘pants’ they very aggressively ask “what do you mean? Those are PANTS!” through like gritted teeth. If continued to be questioned randomly people will walk up to you throughout the entire rest of the journey going “hey you Krys?” Then beat the shit out of you saying “You’ll keep quiet about those pants if you know what’s good for you.”
Now whether or not the pants smith actually knows that his wears are not in fact pants, is up to debate….
No one knows the pants smith’s true agenda. Not even the pants smith.
“Keep outa the pants business, boy-o. I myself went into the pants business years ago. The only way out if when your six feet under.” Takes drag of a cigarette “You’ll be lucky to get a grave marker. I’ve seen bodies of boys like you that not even their own mother’s would recognize. Stay out of this business. If we meet again, you don’t know me, I’m too deep to get out and you don’t seem like the type that lasts long on a good day.” Turns around.
Worst JRPG Rivals
Worst JRPG "Teachers"
Worst JRPG Quest Masters
Worst JRPG Classes (mage, warrior, archer n' stuff)
Lil' suggestions :3
Worst JRPG Classes should be like Salmonmaster, Bear amuser. Kleptomaniac Shoplifter or so
Dayron Seth Magaña Morales
Who are you and why have you given us these all holy JRPG titles?
Seriously though, yes. That is pure genius.
Beesmaster, Exhibitionist, Philosopher, Pie Thief, and Slizard, all thanks to you Zen Tranquilizer (which by the way, your name sounds like such a peaceful experience).
I personally love the idea of an NPC that is this ultimate badass that turns out to be your mom. She has been following you around the whole time. "like what sort of mother would let you run around alone in the wildernes."
Can you draw the worst JRPG animal companions??
didn't they kinda do that with fly buttler?
James Bowers fly Butler wasn't a companion, he's like a little brother, he's there not because you want him to, he's there because he has to be there
as a little brother I am offended but it's true
James Bowers buddy, I'm there too.
It has been done, one year later.
I want an animation of that pants talk. NOW! That was hilarious!
Oh my god pleaseeeee someone make a fan jrpg based of of this series, pleaseeeeee
i can just imagine in that village the oldest grandma with an EXTINCTION on a chain acting like its her pet and hes like "pls help me i think i have found the extinction of EXTINCTION.
I'm officially making the Pants Smith as the main item vendor in my next DnD campaign
Pants Smith made an appearance in FFXV, but sadly due to not wanting to get copyrighted, they had to change his name to Cid.
You forgot about Shirt Smith, Pant Smiths arch-enemy.
just imagine a jrpg like this... you walk up to the innkeeper " Here! I got you those relics you mentioned. " (which took you a few hours to get) and he tells you to put them back and why you thought a innkeeper would need them. :'D I would smash my monitor
We need a couple more party members. The more options the better(or worst).
''It's like you didn't even read the internet'' That bit got me good guys, it got me good. Great video, great humor, great drawings. Keep at it guys.
Pantsmith is genuinely amazing
that was a great watchable pants! The pants smith blew my thinking pants with just how funny he was. Only one question though, what does he call ACTUAL pants?
auntie looks like Muriel Bagg...
dark lord of sword Muriel is a secret boss, why else does she not have any neighbors? She killed them all.
The makers of Courage perfected the look of aunties, Drawfee just uses the most professional design
“You gotta have NPCs”
Bethesda: (sweating nervously)
holy shit pantsmith made me laugh too hard
I feel the "pants" thing is more of a tax evasion thing has to call everything pants or the rent goes sky high
I lost it at the pantsmith
3:00 Is killing me XD "Oh no, several small bats!"
Lol, drinkable pants. I can imagine the main char taking it, and the potion bottle looks like pants, and he is just like "what, this is just liquid, like, look!" but then he pours it our, and it spills out in a pants shape, and the main char just looks at it, completely astounded. And then he looks at the pants smith, and the pants smith is like "paaaannnntttssssss"
The
The male villager only has half a belt
He's keeping his pants up by sheer force of will
please just draw all of the pants
yes please
Maybe one of the pants summons a pantsdemon to assist you
by helping you file your taxes
No, there are multiple pant demons. A firepants demon, an icepants demon...
PANTS
Burgerpants....
I laughed so hard all through out the first "pants" but i completely lost it at Pantalonium xD
worst jrpg factions
Factions??
Main quest and ONLY main quest, who's got time for sidequests??
The main quest is cool and all but I'd like to at least join the Pants Guild, they steal pants
Stunkle Gran
The Pants Guild is cool, but the Dark Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants gives you bonus sneak damage on sharp pants.
Stormpants vs impants
I come back for some good pantsmith laughs every few months or so, this episode is gold
Since they kinda brought it up, I would love to see characters for a bad dating sim game.
I've heard that in British terms, when they say "pants" it means underwear rather, not like slacks and jeans and such.. That makes the last 1/3 of the video even funnier.
17:00 pantsmith
“Drinkable healing pants” almost made me spit out my tea
i laughed so hard at pantsmith
I was laughing my fucking ass off at the pants segment. Great job
DRAW THE THE MAP OF THIS JRPG!!! DO IT!!! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!!
OMG, I had to pause the video during the pants smith section cause I was laughing WAY too hard. I think I need to go to the hospital lol
Bad jrpg wizards. Have you done bad jrpg familiars or pets?
17:00 for the pantsmith portion