haha i still love coming back to watch this one, its so ridiculous ..except am i the only one who rolls my eyes at the captions when people always add little jokes or commentary in them? like 'dan serenades arin with the voice of an angel while he kills everything in the vicinity" ...what? its captions not your personal stand up bit haha
@@Astartes00 idk about how it works but from my knowledge and what I’ve heard about steam trading cards, this is most likely a game made for bulking up your achievement library. This can most likely result in selling scams if you tried hard enough (selling accounts for a few dollars with 1081 achievements, thinking “hey that’s a worth expense” and getting scammed) or trading cards, which only typically go for a few pence which makes the people not knowing where the achievements are from or how common they are buy them for no reason. It’s basically like a look at it at a glance then buying for no reason other then wanting to collect a bunch of achievements to show off.
SilvarusLupus God you guys are so triggered over a shitty games, lvling up profiles has no values in steam and in real life. Why does it bother you so much.
These games make up a steaming pile of shit that make sure ANY good game that lacks initial publicity will never have any sales on Steam, just by drowning anything you might spot while browsing their store.
It's also an asset flip, they say "at least you made a game." No, I gurantee that nothing here is original or if it is it's like a tree, or a sound bite. They most likely bought a bunch of game assets, downloaded them, tossed them into a large map, that they also didn't make, and only had making money in mind. There is no effort that goes into games like this, it's a huge scam and problem in the game industry, and the game grumps just gave them free publicity.
@Aly ehh, sharknado is just the same shitty asylum company cashing in on b movie shlock, its the same company that made atlantic rim, transmorphers, hobbit ripoff, war of the planets.. its a joke. but yeah, the movie can be fun since it doesnt take itself seriously but i just hate giving any publicity to that scam company
its already one of the crappier Doctor Who episodes hahaha ironically the writer of some of the worst episodes of the new who era went on to become showrunner of the new shit, its a joke, and people thought hed be a nice change of pace, even though capaldis last two seasons were gold but yea, dinosaur seed ship floating through space, but theres no dino combat
Egoraptor (Latin name Multi Menta) _A member of the family Gamus Grumpus, this dinosaur is a social beast who is often found alongside the Sexbangosaurus._ _It is quick to anger when confronted with its natural enemy, the battle kid, resorting to its main attack of tossing the controller across the room and screaming._ _It can be identified by its cry of "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT," followed by the contagious laughter of its large-maned companion._ (This has been "Egoraptor is a dinosaur joke" #4782523930b, have a nice day).
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Let's Get Started]* - Boot up the game. Achievement Unlocked/ *[For Real This Time]* - Click the "Start" button. Achievement Unlocked/ *[One Small Step]* - Take one step in the game. Achievement Unlocked/ *[One Giant Leap]* - Jump in the game. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Say Hello To My Little Friend]* - Fire a bullet. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Exinction-Level Event]* - Kill a dinosaur. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Moving On]* - Take a step after killing a dinosaur. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Recongition]* - Look down at the bottom corner of the screen to look at the achievements. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Wtf?]* - Realize the achievements are getting ridiculous. Achievement Unlocked/ *[WTF?!]* - Make the achievements self-aware. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Oh It's of These Games]* - Realize what kind of game you're playing. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Abort Mission]* - Quit the game. Achievement Unlocked/ *[How did I?...]* - Earn an achievement even after closing the game. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Attemptive Shut-Down]* - Attempt to disable achievements in the Steam menu. Achievement Unlocked/ *[I'm Still Alive 1]* - Breath Inward Achievement Unlocked/ *[I'm Still Alive 2]* - Breath Outward Achievement Unlocked/ *[Going Crazy]* - Start to panic that you're still earning achievements. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Getting Help]* - Go to a psychotherapist about the achievement problem. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Certifiable Crazy]* - Get diagnosed with schizophrenia. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Hopefully These Help]* - Get a prescription for Anti-Psychotics. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Nope They Don't]* - Take the Anti-Psychotics. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Who did that?]* - Fart. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Like Nothing's Wrong]* - Go about daily life. Achievement Unlocked/ *[In Denial]* - Refuse to accept you're still earning achievements. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Back Into the Fray]* - Reboot the game to see if you can disable achievements. Achievement Unlocked/ *[x2]* - Earn an achievement that causes you to earn achievements twice as fast and often. Achievement Unlocked/ *[ARRRRGH]* - Begin a Mental Breakdown. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Critical Error]* - Break your computer. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Into the Stone Age]* - Destroy all electrical appliances in your house. Achievement Unlocked/ *[There there]* - Hobble into a corner of your house weeping. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Searching for Answers]* - Desperately stop passerbys in an attempt to get help. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Ultimate Screech]* - Scream at the top of your lungs. Achievement Unlocked/ *[I've Decided...]* - Resolve to do something extreme. Achievement Unlocked/ *[The Beginning to the End]* - Tie a noose. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Sweet Relief]* - Commit suicide. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Ultimate Reward]* - Go to Hell after killing self. Achievement Unlocked/ *[Eternal Damnation]* - Enter achievement Hell. _See all other achievements (4,892,504)+_
PLEASE DON'T BUY THIS GAME! I know this game seems like it's a joke and I'm doubly sure people are going to buy it as a joke just for the lulz after seeing it here but listen up: Dishonest developers make barely working games with stolen assets and fill them with a million achievements so achievement farmers (and people who don't know about the game) will buy it just for... well, afk achievement farming. Fake games like these keep flooding Steam more and more and taking the spotlight away from real games from real developers who actually take their jobs seriously and are trying to deliver a quality product that their customers will enjoy. Don't encourage fake developers. Don't buy this game.
I’m just confused on one thing. What’s the benefit of doing the thing with the achievements? What have a billion achievements in the game? Someone else mentioned that it had to do with steam cards. How? And why is that beneficial to them?
9:57 "They spawn out of nowhere", LOL you can see them following right behind him on the radar so many times, and overtime he's trialing several before he stops long enough for them to catch up and swarm him.
No they decided, lets make an achievement granting game so we can sell Steam trading cards. And then they did it, with very little effort, and Game grumps gave them many more eyes to get even more cash.
I'm pretty sure even if you did this with water you would die from over-hydration before finishing, or blood diluting, or drowning, or actually explode from the water pressure You're literally talking about 1081 shots
These are the types of games that are rapidly clogging up Steam and making it a cesspool. Lazy, poorly cobbled together asset flips. Shame they'll get a sales boost from this before Steam eventually removes them.
The weapon models are probably just stolen or, best case scenario, bought from the Unity store. The people behind this mess just cobbled a bunch of assets together.
Arin: "My Bloody Valentine does that count as shoegaze?" Oh you mean the defining act of what we now know and identify as shoegaze? Yeah I think they might count.
Based on their name I always assumed they were the kind of band like The Devil Wears Prada or Between the Buried and Me or My Chemical Romance. Never listened to them so finding out they're apparently shoegaze is surprising to me. Definitely doesn't sound like your average shoegaze band name.
@@L33PL4Y arin must have made the same mistake. it is a shoegaze band name though and they existed long before any of the bands you mentioned. Theyre from the 80s.
I think it's because he thought he was talking about Bullet for My Valentine. Happens all the time. Extra annoying because Bullet for My Valentine is a fucking awful band.
Well, 10 that decided to scroll through. They're probably unlocking 20-30 a minute since the cap is 3000. The devs are adding achievements from people who bought the game too... As incentive to purchase the game and you get even more achievements.
Except that we DON'T have the ability to make them not flood the Steam store, blocking out actual games that took effort and both deserve and need visibility. Filling the market with stuff like this makes it harder for real devs to get their stuff seen in what is already an over-saturated market.
I can't wait for them to play (AND react) of a +10,000 achievement or something platforming game that has a swastika in it. Or the "different" game with more achievements, and when you finish the game you get some "lovely" autotune music from Russia's Got Talent.
"Dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch" -A man who made a song about dinosaurs in space, speaking to a man who animated the music video for that song.
Just so you know, Arin talked about shoegaze in a past episode (I forget which one) he said it’s “a genre where they all look depressed and play looking all sad and shit.” He doesn’t know anything about the genre 😂
If you pause the video at exactly 10:27, you can see half of the floating face of Sad Hoshi, as he glimpses the world from his neverending pocket-dimension of misfortune. ...look I'm fucking serious. drive.google.com/open?id=1r3J13Mm1ATMsU6O8HauSuxcasGL5b-Ya
"the enemies are on my radar, see?" later: "they spawn out of nowhere!" just let Dan play already jfc, his backseat gaming advice is more solid than any idea Arin has ever had on the show.
I looked it up and basically the devs said that if you own the game you can submit an achievement and they will put it in the game, that's why there are so many. In my opinion its stupid as shit to do that, made a bad game even worse.
How is it that Arin mentions the enemies on radar while simultaneously ignoring the enemies on radar...and then ignoring it for entirety of the game. So painful to watch :(
They aren't random thumbnails and descriptions. by the look of it, if you play the game you can ask to be put in place of an acheive and you get your name/steam name and your chosen phrase there. It's only random to people who don't know those users xD
CamsEyeView what the fuck is an asset flip and why is it so annoying that they Didn’t warn you about them? Like is anything about this game actually worth that much Hatred towards the grumps?
The devs went on to the unity asset store and bought the cheapest shit, then knowing it would pump out crazy money, loaded their game to the brim with achievements to basically guarantee that market of people that only care about gamerscore. The fact that they made a video about this is promoting people who put the least work in ( arguably none if they bought enough assets) and are using shitty exploits to still make money.
Isaac Clodfelter yes "premoting". Thats why jim stiriling covers these kinds of games, to promote the developer, not show the current state of steams oversaturated market. And the game grumps are premoting it to, showing the quailty gameplay of dying with your hands still up and lighting that is darker than the night sky
Arin says "The enemies are shown in red." at 6:37, mini shows lots of red dots, then 30 seconds later when he has a shit ton of red dots surrounding him, he's all surprised that there's dinosaurs attacking him from behind.
Apparently this is at least 90% of the games published on Steam lately for the sole purpose of getting cards and achievements. Steam is a shitshow now, over 5000 games released this year, only the smallest fraction which is playable/enjoyable. I guess its a good thing the Game Grumps stopped doing Steam Train after all.
to be fair, you have to intentionally find these games on steam. I have yet to find anything like this after hundreds of games purchased and hours spent in the store looking for new games. There's still thousands of great games on steam.
Jesse Woolridge Being able to achieve those virtual cards makes it easier to get free games doesn't it? Wouldn't that promote better games by making it easier for people to play?
Lilly Beach unfortunately not really;; it's true that you can get a coupon for a game sometimes if you make a badge out of cards, but the main intention of it is just to level up your steam profile really really fast, and there are apparently a lot of these, which i assume is the big reason why there are people with level 300+ steam profiles. which of course means nothing other than having a big number next to your name, but apparently some people care enough that they'll buy total garbage games like this. go figure;;
5:05 Dan: "Dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch."
...uh, yeah Dan, you might even write a song about it someday...
1 kill = 621 achivements
lol "Well, it's hard! The dinosaurs sneak up on you!" He said, ignoring the radar he mentioned seconds ago.
FissileBolonium i know im like wtf you just said the enemies were the moving red dotsm
Arin: the enemies are in red...on my mini map.
Also Arin: They spawn out of nowhere!
haha i still love coming back to watch this one, its so ridiculous
..except am i the only one who rolls my eyes at the captions when people always add little jokes or commentary in them? like 'dan serenades arin with the voice of an angel while he kills everything in the vicinity" ...what? its captions not your personal stand up bit haha
Welcome to a playthrough of *TAKE THE SHOT!: The Game*
Some Guy Clever girl... *PFFF*
SHOOOOOT HERRRRRRR
I fired
And then I missed
Arin didn't take enough shots...
They still need to finish this game. They didn’t do the “on your own” part. File it in section B of the games that started but haven’t finished
This game has 1081 achievements
That's why it exists. It's a trading card scam.
@@MasoTrumoi explain?
@@Astartes00 idk about how it works but from my knowledge and what I’ve heard about steam trading cards, this is most likely a game made for bulking up your achievement library. This can most likely result in selling scams if you tried hard enough (selling accounts for a few dollars with 1081 achievements, thinking “hey that’s a worth expense” and getting scammed) or trading cards, which only typically go for a few pence which makes the people not knowing where the achievements are from or how common they are buy them for no reason. It’s basically like a look at it at a glance then buying for no reason other then wanting to collect a bunch of achievements to show off.
Wait until you find out how many achievements Payday 2 has. Here’s a little hint: OVER 1,500.
**sees the amount of achievements** Oh it's one of those games.
yea me too, and its getting around 200k eyes on it now, so thats great.... yaaaaayyy lets players.
Yeah, you'd think Arin would know a bit about Steam's dumpster economy.
this is Arin we are speaking about here
SilvarusLupus God you guys are so triggered over a shitty games, lvling up profiles has no values in steam and in real life. Why does it bother you so much.
These games make up a steaming pile of shit that make sure ANY good game that lacks initial publicity will never have any sales on Steam, just by drowning anything you might spot while browsing their store.
all those times he got flanked by raptors and Dan didn't make a single "clever girl" joke.
Good comment but I think he did
The Game Grumps have discovered what Achievement Spam games are
Jim MF what’s the point?
Get a shit ton of cards and achievements. Sell the cards, horde the chieves gg epeen enlarged
It's also an asset flip, they say "at least you made a game." No, I gurantee that nothing here is original or if it is it's like a tree, or a sound bite. They most likely bought a bunch of game assets, downloaded them, tossed them into a large map, that they also didn't make, and only had making money in mind. There is no effort that goes into games like this, it's a huge scam and problem in the game industry, and the game grumps just gave them free publicity.
Dan: Dinosaurs in space, I would definitively watch that
*Really Dan, would you?*
Ash
Well he has a song called Dinosaur Laser fight so maybe he would
Adrien Quigley also add some robots and sharks, that would be pretty cool!
The Breacher and maybe some aliens from mars
@Aly ehh, sharknado is just the same shitty asylum company cashing in on b movie shlock, its the same company that made atlantic rim, transmorphers, hobbit ripoff, war of the planets.. its a joke. but yeah, the movie can be fun since it doesnt take itself seriously but i just hate giving any publicity to that scam company
its already one of the crappier Doctor Who episodes hahaha
ironically the writer of some of the worst episodes of the new who era went on to become showrunner of the new shit, its a joke, and people thought hed be a nice change of pace, even though capaldis last two seasons were gold
but yea, dinosaur seed ship floating through space, but theres no dino combat
Egoraptor (Latin name Multi Menta)
_A member of the family Gamus Grumpus, this dinosaur is a social beast who is often found alongside the Sexbangosaurus._
_It is quick to anger when confronted with its natural enemy, the battle kid, resorting to its main attack of tossing the controller across the room and screaming._
_It can be identified by its cry of "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT," followed by the contagious laughter of its large-maned companion._
(This has been "Egoraptor is a dinosaur joke" #4782523930b, have a nice day).
Ally Gator Animator you sir earned a like
Fun fact: this majestic dino can grow multiple chins at will.
This needs to be top comment. I lol'd so hard
Ally Gator Animator read that in David Attenboroughs voice. Have fun.
That was my favorite dinosaur from Jurassic Park
"they spawn out of nowhere" *just sits silently while looking at the red dots on the map above move closer to him*
Yep...I saw that too
Egoraptor vs raptors
Spoiler warning:
The raptors win
Some raptors have too much ego to win.
"Finished Downloading Battle Chef Brigade", I saw that!
It was a fun game
*FUN FACT*
This is how the dinosaurs actually became extinct.
that's not fun at all!!!
Well that IS fun. Can't wait for someone to make a game about how the ice age ACTUALLY happened.
Kody Wich
I guess the asteroid theory is debunked.
Kody Wich Nah Turok killed them.
"Is that a caveman in the center?"
*is a guy in a ghillie suit*
"Dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch"Of course you would Dan. You wrote a song about it. They even had lasers remember?
SentinelGhost what with the lasers and such
In space. With sharks even.
SentinelGhost I can tell her never played Dino crisis
There's actually a youtube series called dinosaurs in space
and robots i believe
"Dinosaurs in space is something I would absolutely watch"
add some lasers, robots, and sharks and you got yourself a franchise!
Egoraptor hunting his own kind... the traitorous bastard!
Lmao.
He took *THE SHOT*
Technically "raptor" means "bird of prey," so he could just be a bird that's very full of himself.
Yeah; he's an egoraptor, not a velociraptor
Pyrodragon3993 race traitor Arin
6:11 Episode 1 reference?
Arins first shot got him about 30+ achievements, congrats arin
This is definitely not Dino Crisis, but I'm all for more Dino games for Dan to geek out on. Even if they're awful.
Positron we need a new Dino Crisis in the style of re7! I wanna be spooked by a T-rex or carnotuarus!
Positron Shush, fake girl
Positron I'm watching this immediately after dark night and this game is wonderful trust me
[achievement unlocked]
Breathed in
[achievement unlocked]
Breathed out
[achievement unlocked]
Bought game
[achievement unlocked]
Wasted money
[achievement unlocked]
Regret life
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Let's Get Started]* - Boot up the game.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[For Real This Time]* - Click the "Start" button.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[One Small Step]* - Take one step in the game.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[One Giant Leap]* - Jump in the game.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Say Hello To My Little Friend]* - Fire a bullet.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Exinction-Level Event]* - Kill a dinosaur.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Moving On]* - Take a step after killing a dinosaur.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Recongition]* - Look down at the bottom corner of the screen to look at the achievements.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Wtf?]* - Realize the achievements are getting ridiculous.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[WTF?!]* - Make the achievements self-aware.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Oh It's of These Games]* - Realize what kind of game you're playing.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Abort Mission]* - Quit the game.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[How did I?...]* - Earn an achievement even after closing the game.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Attemptive Shut-Down]* - Attempt to disable achievements in the Steam menu.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[I'm Still Alive 1]* - Breath Inward
Achievement Unlocked/ *[I'm Still Alive 2]* - Breath Outward
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Going Crazy]* - Start to panic that you're still earning achievements.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Getting Help]* - Go to a psychotherapist about the achievement problem.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Certifiable Crazy]* - Get diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Hopefully These Help]* - Get a prescription for Anti-Psychotics.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Nope They Don't]* - Take the Anti-Psychotics.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Who did that?]* - Fart.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Like Nothing's Wrong]* - Go about daily life.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[In Denial]* - Refuse to accept you're still earning achievements.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Back Into the Fray]* - Reboot the game to see if you can disable achievements.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[x2]* - Earn an achievement that causes you to earn achievements twice as fast and often.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[ARRRRGH]* - Begin a Mental Breakdown.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Critical Error]* - Break your computer.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Into the Stone Age]* - Destroy all electrical appliances in your house.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[There there]* - Hobble into a corner of your house weeping.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Searching for Answers]* - Desperately stop passerbys in an attempt to get help.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Ultimate Screech]* - Scream at the top of your lungs.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[I've Decided...]* - Resolve to do something extreme.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[The Beginning to the End]* - Tie a noose.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Sweet Relief]* - Commit suicide.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Ultimate Reward]* - Go to Hell after killing self.
Achievement Unlocked/ *[Eternal Damnation]* - Enter achievement Hell.
_See all other achievements (4,892,504)+_
PLEASE DON'T BUY THIS GAME!
I know this game seems like it's a joke and I'm doubly sure people are going to buy it as a joke just for the lulz after seeing it here but listen up:
Dishonest developers make barely working games with stolen assets and fill them with a million achievements so achievement farmers (and people who don't know about the game) will buy it just for... well, afk achievement farming. Fake games like these keep flooding Steam more and more and taking the spotlight away from real games from real developers who actually take their jobs seriously and are trying to deliver a quality product that their customers will enjoy.
Don't encourage fake developers. Don't buy this game.
YES SO MUCH THIS.
I decided to buy this game simply because of your comment. I love achievements. Thanks!
I’m just confused on one thing. What’s the benefit of doing the thing with the achievements? What have a billion achievements in the game? Someone else mentioned that it had to do with steam cards. How? And why is that beneficial to them?
I bought this game to all my friends. Video games suck, achievements are the only reason i play them.
The higher your steam level, the more people you can ad to your friends list. (There is one reason. Idk others.)
9:57 "They spawn out of nowhere", LOL you can see them following right behind him on the radar so many times, and overtime he's trialing several before he stops long enough for them to catch up and swarm him.
Your developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this game that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Peb there's not much development time if you buy everything premade and just jam it into a map in fifteen minutes.
No they decided, lets make an achievement granting game so we can sell Steam trading cards. And then they did it, with very little effort, and Game grumps gave them many more eyes to get even more cash.
Seems like neither of the previous replies got the joke.
Nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word.
Oh no they did, but then one guy was like 'Well it won't be any worse than that time we made decap attack." and so this was created.
Is anyone gonna point out their steam name?
"George Wilson"
My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say...
sonic8005 I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way
@@chaoticmew75 What are you doing in my basement? Get out of here.....
GET OUT OF HERE.....
I can like, picture the SNES Mister Wilson bobbing his head to this. X'D
I love how they just fucking explode
I love how Danny always says "Congratulations, you made a game. Not everybody can say that."
And perhaps many people shouldn't say that, either.
Achievement: Various diseases from the constant shower of blood and dinosaur chunks getting into your eyes, nose, and mouth.
“These monsters are mine!”
*shoots a deer*
Well deer ticks cause lymes disease and that's pretty monstrous...
*Sees dinosaur* TAKE THE SHOT!
Could you please tell me where this meme comes from? I can't find the origin and it's driving me insane.
Some random guy on the internet, watch the barenstain bares episode
Take a shot every time an achievement is unlocked!
So far I've had about 4
Mrs. Waydyydys, I'd like to offer my condolences for the death if your child. I have no idea why they would think to drink 1000 shots.
I have to just neck all the Fireball continuously through this video?
I'm pretty sure even if you did this with water you would die from over-hydration before finishing, or blood diluting, or drowning, or actually explode from the water pressure
You're literally talking about 1081 shots
4 what? Trips to the hospital?
You’ve had about 4...hundred
The guy in the middle was wearing a Ghillie suit. He was not a caveman. You can't just go around asking people if they are cavemen Dan!
Are you a caveman?
Did you just assume his species?
Aaron Ray A caveman is not a species...
legion999 did you just assume it wasn't?!
Brandon Stell you think Danny a.k.a slenderman would be more sensitive
9:18 POV Danny is singing Arin a lullaby and then arin gets distracted
*DinosaurGrumps*
Baylike I want Danny to Play Warhammer 40k games, especially Dawn of War 1.
and the beast was DONE
Achievements: The Game
I am very pleased that they mentioned MBV. When You Sleep is a classic
These are the types of games that are rapidly clogging up Steam and making it a cesspool. Lazy, poorly cobbled together asset flips. Shame they'll get a sales boost from this before Steam eventually removes them.
John Doe At least the weapon models were nice.
You think steam will remove this?
Let's just hope the developers don't try to sue the Grumps for 10 million dollars.
John Doe “before steam removes them”
surely you jest
The weapon models are probably just stolen or, best case scenario, bought from the Unity store. The people behind this mess just cobbled a bunch of assets together.
Guys, pause at 11:21, the dinosaur chunks sometimes have human faces
Arin: "My Bloody Valentine does that count as shoegaze?"
Oh you mean the defining act of what we now know and identify as shoegaze? Yeah I think they might count.
Based on their name I always assumed they were the kind of band like The Devil Wears Prada or Between the Buried and Me or My Chemical Romance. Never listened to them so finding out they're apparently shoegaze is surprising to me. Definitely doesn't sound like your average shoegaze band name.
@@L33PL4Y arin must have made the same mistake. it is a shoegaze band name though and they existed long before any of the bands you mentioned. Theyre from the 80s.
He thinks he said "Bullet For My Valentine". That's what every non-shoegaze fan thinks you mean when you mention My Bloody Valentine.
Dan: *mentions one of the most well known and influential shoegaze bands*
Arin: "Does that count as shoegaze?"
>_
I think it's because he thought he was talking about Bullet for My Valentine. Happens all the time. Extra annoying because Bullet for My Valentine is a fucking awful band.
10 achievements in the first 5 seconds of gameplay. Yup, it’s one of those
Well, 10 that decided to scroll through. They're probably unlocking 20-30 a minute since the cap is 3000. The devs are adding achievements from people who bought the game too... As incentive to purchase the game and you get even more achievements.
That subtle Star Wars reference was great! "Spinning, that's a good trick!" Hahaha!!!
Danny... Don't give these guys praise, it'll only encourage them to make more of this shit.
because these types of games are awful and there are hundreds of them on steam
Except that we DON'T have the ability to make them not flood the Steam store, blocking out actual games that took effort and both deserve and need visibility. Filling the market with stuff like this makes it harder for real devs to get their stuff seen in what is already an over-saturated market.
It killed me when Danny said, "We've got a hailstorm front of dinosaur chunks coming in the from the northwest." 🤣
*TAKE THE SHOT*
Dan: "You have a better chance of catching Froggy."
I lost it laughing.
Oh look, Arin found some Steam shit. Jim is never wrong.
4:54 Steve: "Sorry! I thought the Pen was Mightier than the Dinosaur(d)"
Here we see egoraptor hunting it's prey on it's natural habitat with his gun and sword.
Can somebody post every single band name Dan used for a hypothetical band?
no
feel like Jim shoulda handled this one
yung venuz could have sworn he did, but the assets probably were used in more than one of the games he looked at.
yung venuz He played Blood Feed, which is virtually identical to this game, and it's by the same "developer"
I can't wait for them to play (AND react) of a +10,000 achievement or something platforming game that has a swastika in it.
Or the "different" game with more achievements, and when you finish the game you get some "lovely" autotune music from Russia's Got Talent.
legion999
""""""""""developer""""""""""
"Spinning, that's a good move" did Arin just make a Phantom Menace joke?
Pallaton Must browse Prequel Memes
It has ruined me.
Anyone else see the A-Z then counting, man steam direct really helped clean up those terrible games! Can't wait till they add Life of Black Tiger.
Dan gently vocalizing that my bloody valentine song had me swooning
Me too his voice is so angelic
Where do these shitty games keep coming from?!
Goldblum: Steam finds a way.
steam uh finds a way
"Dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch"
-A man who made a song about dinosaurs in space, speaking to a man who animated the music video for that song.
Does MBV count as Shoegaze?
I don't know Arin, does Halloween count as a Slasher movie? or does Adam count as a Man?
alfamedios You don't know how Adam identitied.
Just so you know, Arin talked about shoegaze in a past episode (I forget which one) he said it’s “a genre where they all look depressed and play looking all sad and shit.” He doesn’t know anything about the genre 😂
Arin probably thought he was talkinh about Bullet for My Valentine LOLL
Adam counts as an Ant
y tho There are 3 genders, 4 genders even 5!!
If you pause the video at exactly 10:27, you can see half of the floating face of Sad Hoshi, as he glimpses the world from his neverending pocket-dimension of misfortune.
...look I'm fucking serious. drive.google.com/open?id=1r3J13Mm1ATMsU6O8HauSuxcasGL5b-Ya
Shootin' dinosaurs? With lasers by any chance? ^^
Matthew Miller HOLY SHIT! It's like some sort of party.
Matthew Miller powered by diamonds
5:20 *JUST A SEC MOM!*
Game Grumps + Dinosaurs = Greatness
Grumpsaurs.
I would love a parody of jurassic park 1 but with arin and dan
"A whip crack from his whipy tail" lol love that tenacious d nod.
TAKE THE SHOT!!
Picks up shotgun, calls it grenade launcher, shoots it, calls it a tommy gun - Arin 2017
Him shooting that grenade launcher was the most anti climatic thing, I was so excited for it to explode...
Spzmk I think that was supposed to be a shotgun. Kinda looked like a Jailbreaker
That wasn't a grenade launcher. It was an Armsel Striker, which is a shotgun.
Because it's a non-detachable magazine combat shotgun. It's been featured in games like Modern Warfare, STALKER, and Army of Two.
"the enemies are on my radar, see?"
later:
"they spawn out of nowhere!"
just let Dan play already jfc, his backseat gaming advice is more solid than any idea Arin has ever had on the show.
I looked it up and basically the devs said that if you own the game you can submit an achievement and they will put it in the game, that's why there are so many. In my opinion its stupid as shit to do that, made a bad game even worse.
Badusername2000 sounds pretty epic.
5:04 "Dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch."
Dan... you can watch that. You made an entire music video based on that.
There are some valuable moments where no achievements are gained
the subtitles at 9:22 speak to my soul. you go, Dan.
What
Oh it's one of THOSE games
"Where did you find this?" "Well, I was on Steam..." That says everything about the current state of Steam, doesn't it?
This game just gives you all the achievements for killing a single deer.
"Achievement Unlocked!"
*"C U N T HAT"*
JUSTASECMOM
They put more efforts into making 'achievments' than the actual game.
I'm impressed.
Apparently they farmed out the achievements, too. Anyone could submit one.
How is it that Arin mentions the enemies on radar while simultaneously ignoring the enemies on radar...and then ignoring it for entirety of the game. So painful to watch :(
"WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?" bitch you know already fucking look
3:00
"Oh look, an Achelosaurus! They're friendly herbivores, like elephants - they won't harm you." Because elephants never hurt anyone...
Now you know a taste of Jim Sterling’s world
Dan: "Dinosaurs in space is totally something I would watch."
Me: DR WHO
Most of those achievements have random thumbnails and "descriptions".
...oh. I see. It's one of _those_ Steam games...
They aren't random thumbnails and descriptions. by the look of it, if you play the game you can ask to be put in place of an acheive and you get your name/steam name and your chosen phrase there. It's only random to people who don't know those users xD
There are a lot of russian memes
6:12 Arin, I'm surprised you made that reference. But glad you did. So you could say it was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I kind of envy their naivete and lack of cynicism about these games.
i kind of hate how they are just ignorant about this stuff....no warning of asset flips or saying these shouldn't exist
Is just a game, why you haf to be mad?
CamsEyeView what the fuck is an asset flip and why is it so annoying that they Didn’t warn you about them? Like is anything about this game actually worth that much Hatred towards the grumps?
The devs went on to the unity asset store and bought the cheapest shit, then knowing it would pump out crazy money, loaded their game to the brim with achievements to basically guarantee that market of people that only care about gamerscore. The fact that they made a video about this is promoting people who put the least work in ( arguably none if they bought enough assets) and are using shitty exploits to still make money.
Isaac Clodfelter yes "premoting". Thats why jim stiriling covers these kinds of games, to promote the developer, not show the current state of steams oversaturated market. And the game grumps are premoting it to, showing the quailty gameplay of dying with your hands still up and lighting that is darker than the night sky
It's genuinely impressive that there's achievements popping up literally the entirety of the episode
This Radical Rex reboot took some odd liberties.
3:35 Dan, you know the best times to bring up tenacious D
Loveless is a fucking great album
The QR code at 3:36 goes to someone's twitch channel (presumably the dev's)
"Is there a plot?!" says Arin, as he skips the plot.
"Is there a plot?!" Arin asked, incredulously, mashing through the plot no one thought this game needed.
Arin says "The enemies are shown in red." at 6:37, mini shows lots of red dots, then 30 seconds later when he has a shit ton of red dots surrounding him, he's all surprised that there's dinosaurs attacking him from behind.
4:13 channel Russia Paver
3:58 Game Grumps + Ricky Fort memes? I thought I'd never see the day.
Ah, the Great Value game brand of Jurassic Park. This should be good.
Apparently this is at least 90% of the games published on Steam lately for the sole purpose of getting cards and achievements. Steam is a shitshow now, over 5000 games released this year, only the smallest fraction which is playable/enjoyable. I guess its a good thing the Game Grumps stopped doing Steam Train after all.
to be fair, you have to intentionally find these games on steam. I have yet to find anything like this after hundreds of games purchased and hours spent in the store looking for new games. There's still thousands of great games on steam.
Thank God for the jimquisition whos videos actually helped get rid of half these shits
Samurai Shampoo watch his videos and find out
Jesse Woolridge Being able to achieve those virtual cards makes it easier to get free games doesn't it? Wouldn't that promote better games by making it easier for people to play?
Lilly Beach unfortunately not really;; it's true that you can get a coupon for a game sometimes if you make a badge out of cards, but the main intention of it is just to level up your steam profile really really fast, and there are apparently a lot of these, which i assume is the big reason why there are people with level 300+ steam profiles. which of course means nothing other than having a big number next to your name, but apparently some people care enough that they'll buy total garbage games like this. go figure;;
Guys... please don't encourge this kinda crap on Steam 8'D
5:04 You made a whole song about that, Danny.
Nice Tenacious D reference