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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @fullsunny2530
    @fullsunny2530 5 лет назад +15300

    “She’s 18. She’s fresh into college. That’s not shocking.”
    Word 🙄

    • @Sophia-qm9tz
      @Sophia-qm9tz 4 года назад +44

      It was still good.

    • @dickerson4701
      @dickerson4701 4 года назад +90

      Kim Jisoo, hit me with that Ddu-du ddu-du I love your name

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 4 года назад +664

      Hahaha when I was in college me and my roommates were all normal pretty girls and 2/4 of us entered college virgins. For boys, I’d say the ratio was even higher. But yeah... it’s not weird at all. I mean, people definitely do that, “YOURE A VIRGIN?!” thing but then they’re usually just like, “Oh, ok.” Lol. Definitely more people ARENT virgins lol, but many are.
      And to anyone reading this who’s a virgin... have you ever once, ever in your life, even in a movie or a book, heard someone, male or female or etc, say the phrase, “I really wish I would’ve started having sex younger.”
      Unless if they did it so old that it became a complex for them like 40 YO Virgin, no... no one ever says that. Lol.... there’s a reason for that. Don’t put too much on it, but don’t rush it haha. Or whatever you want to do... just be safe & smart!

    • @anelasveric607
      @anelasveric607 4 года назад +18

      Book is actually not bad but movue is shit

    • @Sofi-kf9oz
      @Sofi-kf9oz 4 года назад +219

      @@anelasveric607 Book is bad, but the movie is bad but also boring AF. Cause they cut most of the subplots and they left barely any drama and included way too many clips in silence of hardin and tessa just staring at each other.

  • @fifi22
    @fifi22 5 лет назад +16565

    “ I thought he was her brother “ : literally everyone who watched this movie ( and read the book )

    • @jeanettec1320
      @jeanettec1320 5 лет назад +350

      I read this comment before the scene happened and I was still surprised when he kissed her

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand 5 лет назад +160

      if you read the book, then you knew it was her boyfriend. What you wrote does not make sense ...

    • @mehek5948
      @mehek5948 5 лет назад +95

      I did as well and when they kissed I was like ewwww, aren't they siblings 😂😂

    • @a333kc
      @a333kc 5 лет назад +7

      omg facts lmaooo

    • @TheReelNerdyReview
      @TheReelNerdyReview 5 лет назад +89

      Yea they look more like brother and sister than a couple.

  • @cristinacriss4400
    @cristinacriss4400 5 лет назад +5599

    Fun fact: the author of the fanfic said that if she would have never read Fifty shades of gray she wouldn't have wrote this.
    Basically this story is a fanfic of the fanfic of twilight

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 5 лет назад +47

      Really? I never knew about it
      I didnt love this much as the real fanfic of twilight (aka FSOG)and twilight 😂
      This felt short¿ should have had parts or something

    • @cristinacriss4400
      @cristinacriss4400 5 лет назад +122

      Ashima Mathur
      Yeah, back in 2014 when she published this story she said that 50 shades inspired it lol they are both a little (lot) cringe so that have this in common as well

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 5 лет назад +4

      Me Andrea lol okay😂they are very diffff thooo but Yes i get it😂

    • @Steph489
      @Steph489 5 лет назад +24

      Ik this fact. I would if more people knew, some fans of the book would not get so butthurt when people compare after with 50SOG

    • @TwoCagedBirds
      @TwoCagedBirds 5 лет назад +90

      After is a Harry Styles fanfic. But, the author wrote him as this abusive douchebag, when in RL he is the complete opposite.

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om 3 года назад +10352

    the guy's british accent sounds like he's mimicking a non british person's british accent mimicking an actual british person's british accent but it's actually real

    • @aq251
      @aq251 3 года назад +191

      Precisely

    • @karakanb3039
      @karakanb3039 3 года назад +330

      I didn't agree and then he spoke again and now I agree

    • @mitskistan3393
      @mitskistan3393 3 года назад +574

      the fact that the actor is actually british is so mad like how are u brits but have a fake brits accent im losing my mind

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 3 года назад +25

      @@mitskistan3393 same lmfao

    • @xellzx1093
      @xellzx1093 3 года назад +160

      He has more of a roadman British accent then a posh British accent

  • @renoirrr
    @renoirrr 4 года назад +10571

    I feel like the main reason why fanfics shouldn’t be made into movies is because 90% of the dialogue is in the y/n or main character’s head

    • @yamsaregoodforu
      @yamsaregoodforu 4 года назад +240

      That's true

    • @triana_7
      @triana_7 4 года назад +431

      I totally agree with that. You are correct. But I feel like she could’ve narrated🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s 4 года назад +371

      The thing is majority of the show YOU on Netflix is in the main characters head and it’s a voice over, but it works so well because he’s a literal psychopath. But I agree with you.

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 4 года назад +106

      What am I doing tbh that's the only time I've seen internal monologue work well. Not only was it hilarious, but it also eased the audience into liking/agreeing with the main lead even though he's doing such fucked up things. It's like the Breaking Bad effect + a cautionary tale of how alluring/likable/ easy to trust psychopaths really are

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 года назад +11

      The only okay adaptation is the show light as a feather.........like it has decent acting and a solid-ish plot 🤷‍♀️ otherwise I’ve never read any other Wattpad book cause uH- yeah I’m good lmaoo

  • @Lily-xn8cw
    @Lily-xn8cw 5 лет назад +2841

    The actress playing Tessa (Josephine Langford) is the sister of Kathrine Langford, who plays Hanna in 13 reasons why.
    And the actor who plays Hardin is young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes).

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 5 лет назад +351

      oh my gosh I didn't know she was her sister that actually explains so much about her facial expressions

    • @karengalvin7181
      @karengalvin7181 5 лет назад +65

      I know I googled the cast and it said Josephine Langford and I was like she is the sister of Katherine Langford and know that I know they look alike.

    • @moneyjar4606
      @moneyjar4606 5 лет назад +23

      That is really cool.

    • @tannakota1846
      @tannakota1846 5 лет назад +16

      Lily O the more you know~

    • @stanley____3126
      @stanley____3126 5 лет назад +59

      Omg i didnt even know they were related but the qhole film i was thinking she sounded like Katherine Langford soo much😂😂

  • @shy9936
    @shy9936 5 лет назад +21599

    Not gonna lie but the saddest part of this video was when Dylan ran out of sour patch kids.

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk 5 лет назад +101

      :'(

    • @gemnet7604
      @gemnet7604 5 лет назад +254

      He really should have just paused the movie and got more! I would have done that.

    • @GroovyLizza
      @GroovyLizza 5 лет назад +171

      i say its when he spent 15 bucks on this movie

    • @Nour-ou8xr
      @Nour-ou8xr 4 года назад +8

      Cheyanne Stone ikr

    • @oelekegel
      @oelekegel 4 года назад +59

      I think it is when he spents money to have this movie forever, while it is on Netflix now

  • @jungwoosshooter8151
    @jungwoosshooter8151 3 года назад +16657

    i love how nobody thought of that forest scene as something romantic, everyone was thinking homeboy was abt to kill her😭😭😭

    • @sarahhamdan5470
      @sarahhamdan5470 3 года назад +1155

      the only thing that would've made me find the movie acceptable is if the ending (after the apology) was a shot of him throwing her dead body into the pond, now that would've been realistic and the people watching would learn a lesson...

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 года назад +183

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would love that.

    • @saana__1404
      @saana__1404 3 года назад +168

      @@sarahhamdan5470 Honestly, I would watch that movie 😂

    • @AVlooksatstuff
      @AVlooksatstuff 3 года назад +84

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would definitely watch that movie then 😭

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 3 года назад +60

      @@sarahhamdan5470 damn 10/10 I would watch it 😂

  • @sarahh7946
    @sarahh7946 4 года назад +9374

    He addressed something so true!! He said and I quote, "Every writer always has their characters interested in literature. In reality, like 15% of people are like really into books, but every main character of a book is so into books because the person writing it is so into books."

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 4 года назад +240

      Sarah h I’m a writer and my characters aren’t really into books, even though I ADORE reading. But, Dylan is right.

    • @violaw.2910
      @violaw.2910 4 года назад +477

      But I think it also has something to do with the audience a book tries to appeal to. Because obviously most people who would read the book are into reading in general. So it's not only because the author loves reading but also because it's an easy way for the audience to relate to the protagonist.

    • @TadanoCandy
      @TadanoCandy 4 года назад +31

      I'm a writer too and none of my characters are into books, but that's because I'm not into books either. The correlation appears to be there for a sample size of n = 2 at least xD

    • @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113
      @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113 4 года назад +19

      Um, let's face this movies is already cliche so obviously

    • @criptideancia
      @criptideancia 4 года назад +35

      it just made me realise all my OCs are into books, dogs and milkshake asjfjhsugfasfd
      time to change that

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 лет назад +12439

    This movie is like:
    50% silence
    30% long ass stares
    10% walking from place to place
    10% dialogue

    • @tarisaa757
      @tarisaa757 5 лет назад +345

      don't forget the montage

    • @krysalis
      @krysalis 5 лет назад +313

      So basically Twilight

    • @malena5026
      @malena5026 5 лет назад +141

      Don’t forget „sitting on a roof/ somewhere

    • @malihahossain6283
      @malihahossain6283 5 лет назад +161

      The actual book it self was povs written in a first person narrative which is mostly their thoughts so that would explain the dialogue problem

    • @stillhere95
      @stillhere95 5 лет назад +90

      ......and it 100% sucks😌

  • @celeste970
    @celeste970 5 лет назад +5706

    _Tessa with her hands on her stomach_
    “OMG SHE’S PREGNANT! WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!? LOUIS!?”

  • @unusedflint6066
    @unusedflint6066 3 года назад +2240

    After: say somthing, say somthing SAY SOMETHING
    Kissing booth: shut up, shut up. Just stop talking .

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus 3 года назад +37

      Lol I had the same reaction

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 3 года назад +42

      Thank god I have seen neither just looking at it makes me cringe so fuckin hard

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 3 года назад +2

      @@tahminahabeeb175 same omg

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 3 года назад +39

      Why do I feel those silent moments were actually moments in books when the main character has an internal monologue with herself and they wanted to put that in the movie but without the internal monologue? I feel like that's what they were going for but didn't know that makes sense only in books.

    • @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353
      @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353 3 года назад +21

      @@satarupagingerkolay imagine looking soulless into someones eyes for 10_20 seconds and have internal monologue,the guy would be creeped out! that's not how it works those monologues are 2 seconds maximum in they're heads, what were they thinking 😂

  • @aliciakibble2848
    @aliciakibble2848 5 лет назад +14726

    Girl: touches her stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT!

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 5 лет назад +39164

    my friend made me see this in theaters w her and when harden said “hAvE u nEvEr bEEN tOuchEd bEfOre” the entire theater bursted out laughing

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 5 лет назад +3949

      Amen to that

    • @AnneliseMelo
      @AnneliseMelo 5 лет назад +2992

      I stoped the book there, I could'n randle

    • @deulily
      @deulily 5 лет назад +693

      SAME

    • @minkey5998
      @minkey5998 5 лет назад +588

      @@AnneliseMelo thats not what happens in the book tho

    • @jennyvictoria1686
      @jennyvictoria1686 5 лет назад +2955

      literally same. there were so many times everyone in the theatre just started cackling at how bad the movie was

  • @TheValeriaChannel
    @TheValeriaChannel 5 лет назад +4112

    x: "how many sexual jokes do you want to make with the name 'hardin'?"
    dylan: *yes*

  • @kaitlyncontreras6309
    @kaitlyncontreras6309 3 года назад +2163

    The fact that dylan got more upset that his sour patch kids are gone is the most hilarious thing in the video.

    • @bored-baguette1709
      @bored-baguette1709 3 года назад +18

      Finally the comment i was looking for

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 2 года назад +8

      And also the most relatable

  • @NK-yc2so
    @NK-yc2so 5 лет назад +5111

    Dylan: Why do you have to be a cliche boyfriend?!!
    Literally everybody: *because it's a wattpad adaptation*

    • @Lovia_
      @Lovia_ 5 лет назад +7

      N K yep yep yep! And they all love nature!

    • @saram.knight9930
      @saram.knight9930 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly 😂👏

    • @chuksdagamer6523
      @chuksdagamer6523 4 года назад +11

      Every Wattpad romance is cliche

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 4 года назад +21

      Daniella Square - not all of them, it’s just the ones that get popular :/

    • @Snazzy16
      @Snazzy16 3 года назад +4

      Lmao true but there are some good ones that have original plots but all the ones that get popular are romance cliches that are also very toxic. 😑

  • @coleyjervase
    @coleyjervase 5 лет назад +7648

    Harden: my dad was a drunk
    Christian Grey: the woman who gave birth to me was a crack addict
    Edward: ...that's rough buddy

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 5 лет назад +1076

      In the fanfiction, it's actually revealed that his mom was raped by a group of men who wanted to beat up his dad because he started a fight with them whilst drunk. Hardin witnessed it all and has PTSD from the whole incident, which (surprisingly) can only be numbed by Tessa.
      But also like, Christian was raped by his mother's friend for many years so there's that.
      We need to stop making fanfiction into actual books.

    • @meghan1355
      @meghan1355 5 лет назад +599

      It's sad that Edward is the only one with no daddy/mommy issues.

    • @shaleabrown2643
      @shaleabrown2643 5 лет назад +387

      I don’t know if that was supposed to be an Avatar The Last Airbender reference but I’m going to assume it was😂

    • @coleyjervase
      @coleyjervase 5 лет назад +92

      @@shaleabrown2643 indeed it was! 😂

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 5 лет назад +140

      That's Zuko's line to Sokka

  • @vika5327
    @vika5327 5 лет назад +9907

    I love how Dylan almost talks through the whole movie to fill the silence of those pauses haha

    • @nonetheyoshi9093
      @nonetheyoshi9093 5 лет назад +30

      Dude by bitmoji is exactly the same as yours wth😂

    • @baileyspeltbeefy1768
      @baileyspeltbeefy1768 2 года назад +5

      All of his sex jokes were painful to watch though lol
      It got old and cringey by the time they were playing truth or dare but he just. Kept. Going.

    • @akirahatson2593
      @akirahatson2593 Год назад +18

      ​@@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You can just npt watch

    • @mayaleeleng
      @mayaleeleng Год назад +20

      @@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You clearly don't understand Dylan. That's his thing.

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +2568

    I feel sorry for the actors, I think they’re really trying. It’s just hard to pull off even a decent performance when the writing is so hopelessly bad. Give them something to work with.

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 3 года назад +95

      fr, although it might have been both the acting and writing for hardin that made me hate him so very much

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 2 года назад +30

      She reminds me a lot of Shailene Woodley (the fault in our starts and divergent), who took roles that appealed to the same YA love thing

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад +46

      Exactly. It’s like R-Pat and K-Stew with the Twilight movies. They’re not bad, they’re just being forced to work with unsalvageable material. The only two guys who were alright in that series were Billy Burke as Charlie Swan (the dad was actually a good character overall, despite his friends), and Michael Sheen as the big bad guy. He was clearly having the time of his life

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Год назад +8

      I mean, the guy playing Hardin is just a flat-out terrible actor who wouldn't have a career if not for nepotism. Don't feel bad for him.

    • @tearsofawaterfall2656
      @tearsofawaterfall2656 Год назад +1

      Right but Hardin is so monotone and emotionless

  • @19Nessiee
    @19Nessiee 5 лет назад +10643

    you should straight up start reading fanfiction and reacting to it

    • @gracealice7288
      @gracealice7288 5 лет назад +281

      Lau bet he does in his free time but he doesn’t want us to know

    • @skarletcharity
      @skarletcharity 5 лет назад +96

      He needs to read Onision's terrible books and react to them!!

    • @joaniaho
      @joaniaho 5 лет назад +10

      Yes, I've been thinking the same thing!

    • @SherbertLomon
      @SherbertLomon 5 лет назад +40

      If he read it and reacted, it would be a dream come true lol i’m holding off on spoiling the book version of these events incase he decides to lmao

    • @aptel8687
      @aptel8687 5 лет назад +7

      I would love that

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua 5 лет назад +6841

    "Be yourself but more slutty." ACCURATE for college parties 😂😂😂

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 лет назад +5

      love, cleo yes would be hotter if she dressed like his crowd but they wanted to show his Love for her and their “bookish “ vibe connection 😂 as her roommate says about her to her. The whole film is kinda funny now you got me laughing🤣😂

  • @celestloveyz3482
    @celestloveyz3482 5 лет назад +3486

    "SHE'S A VIRGIN ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LONG SKIRT??!"
    HSHSHS DEAD

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 4 года назад +57

      Supposedly , in the book, he actually shows the bloody sheets to his friends to prove he took her virginity.

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 4 года назад +37

      @@corvus1374 ewqww

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 4 года назад +12

      glad i stop reading .

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +25

      @@corvus1374 the person whi wrote it must be a virgin too because actually, is not that normal or common to bleed on the first time. it's more of a myth ( in fact in medieval times women pretended to be virgins by staining the sheets with blood discretely , as in from a cut or carrying it in a phial).

    • @sariyahjackson5646
      @sariyahjackson5646 4 года назад +17

      @@nessyness5447 All girls are different. Some bleed, some don't bleed. Some feel pain, some don't feel pain. We're all different.

  • @lenal6844
    @lenal6844 3 года назад +3270

    Hardin: "I'm a mess"
    Dylan: "ok Bebe Rexha"
    Dead 😂

  • @maliahale518
    @maliahale518 5 лет назад +12222

    “Oh they’re dating? I thought he was her brother” ahahahahhaha 😂😂 just like everyone did

    • @sav3517
      @sav3517 5 лет назад +205

      Malia Hale seriously. I even read the fanfic when I was younger and was like ... did they give her a brother instead of a boyfriend? 😂😂

    • @misscutieprettyb1tch570
      @misscutieprettyb1tch570 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao

    • @iluvcorbin123
      @iluvcorbin123 5 лет назад +115

      THEY SHOULD'VE MADE THAT MORE CLEAR BC I THOUGHT HE WAS HER BROTHER TOO!!

    • @katerinakozmikova2987
      @katerinakozmikova2987 5 лет назад +7

      I though it too...

    • @EDeeDeeS
      @EDeeDeeS 5 лет назад +29

      Lmao I was caught of gaurd to learn he was her boyfriend

  • @toulousesho
    @toulousesho 4 года назад +5403

    why do people imagine Harry like this he's literally the sweetest person

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +431

      some fangirls imagine ed sheeran with actual defined abs ( i saw post once from a fanfic writter complaining about that and i don't think i've ever laughed so much) so at this point nothing even surprises me.

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 года назад +188

      IKR he’s a sweetheart I adore him so much. “Treat People With Kindness” is his motto

    • @disappointing.
      @disappointing. 4 года назад +82

      because the movie made his character sweeter and that's stupid because in the books he's incredibly rude and irritating.

    • @briannaleeromero225
      @briannaleeromero225 4 года назад +82

      Nobody imagines Harry like this

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 4 года назад +14

      @@nessyness5447 Omg🤣

  • @steellennie6754
    @steellennie6754 5 лет назад +4040

    Let's not forget that he took the sheets with her blood(when they first did it) and the condom and showed it to his friends
    Just remember that

    • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
      @user-hi4xi2rp8j 5 лет назад +914

      And they say romance is dead

    • @rebekalapina8005
      @rebekalapina8005 5 лет назад +62

      I didn't watch the whole video and i paused it. I was trying to watch it on Tv just now but i spoiled the whole movie for myself by reading these comments

    • @janelle4887
      @janelle4887 5 лет назад +269

      Lavender Knightly that part is in the book not the movie 💀

    • @Lily-wk9pg
      @Lily-wk9pg 5 лет назад +59

      i only ended up reading up to chapter 83 on wattpad then it got boring so idk what happened at the end lol

    • @signewhite5587
      @signewhite5587 4 года назад +202

      yeah hardin was sick in the books. Im still mad that tessa forgave him

  • @spunkyflunkrdoodle467
    @spunkyflunkrdoodle467 3 года назад +1965

    Dylan: “why does he talk so slow”
    Me: “he’s modeled after Harry styles, why is he talking so fast”

    • @mariarowland9024
      @mariarowland9024 3 года назад +62

      i was looking for this commwnt

    • @mi.sophiee
      @mi.sophiee Год назад +8

      OMG YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 лет назад +2015

    Half the movies Dylan watches now I'm not sure if they're in the "Til I hate myself" series, or if he really just wants to watch them

    • @EspaALSC
      @EspaALSC 5 лет назад +58

      Oh this one is DEFINITELY a part of the "til i hate myself" series

  • @noeliawynters
    @noeliawynters 5 лет назад +6085

    No one:
    Hardin: * aNgRy iN BriTisH *

    • @ESE33
      @ESE33 5 лет назад +61

      That was the best part of this whole video, tbh

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 5 лет назад +51

      Here’s the thing I’m British and his accent is still SO WEIRD. Like it’s a mix of his deep voice and he’s a roadman in real life so he tries to hide that in the movie... overall it’s just weird to hear him talk lol.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 5 лет назад +2

      Blk Barbie what is a Roadman??😂

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 5 лет назад +19

      Marie P H idk how you can describe it but they have a distinct accent and they’re from London mostly, sometimes up north. Boys who participate in illegitimate activities and think they’re hard.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 5 лет назад +2

      Blk Barbie ok thx

  • @aseel7901
    @aseel7901 5 лет назад +5992

    " she's a virgin HAVE YOU SEEN HER SKIRT !!" 😂

    • @kikolopita2965
      @kikolopita2965 5 лет назад +99

      Me: Wait... I have the same skirt

    • @jaynebezerra17
      @jaynebezerra17 5 лет назад +49

      I'd use that skirt lol

    • @zippy3253
      @zippy3253 5 лет назад +32

      I have the same skirt dude. That's what you call decency. Period.

    • @itsjustsefora6747
      @itsjustsefora6747 5 лет назад +3

      @Hannah Mya same lol I was kinda hurt 😪😂

  • @JustATravelerr
    @JustATravelerr 3 года назад +700

    "who needs dialogue when you can add in simmering sexual tension for no reason?" Well Dylan has clearly never read fanfic lmao

    • @moaw7398
      @moaw7398 3 года назад +2

      Because this is bad

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад +9

      Sounds like all of Twilight, 365 Days, and Fifty Shades

  • @moondoll124
    @moondoll124 5 лет назад +9719

    Dylan every time there’s a forest scene:
    *IS THIS TWILIGHT?*

    • @lilithofedom
      @lilithofedom 5 лет назад +14

      Lol totally

    • @scottcrow1416
      @scottcrow1416 5 лет назад +120

      Or:
      *IS HE GONNA MURDER HER/HIM?*

    • @rekax3433
      @rekax3433 5 лет назад +38

      I do too tho 😂😂 forests=twilight

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 лет назад +9

      Dylan going to the actual forest

    • @cakeday4058
      @cakeday4058 4 года назад +8

      This, besides 50 shades of Grey, is the only movie I can’t even say “is a better love story then twilight” because it really isn’t 😅

  • @marymurphy1877
    @marymurphy1877 4 года назад +5428

    "I think its better... If we keep our distance" proceeds to step back a step. that joke was AHEAD OF ITS TIME.

    • @bertafjertafisalukta2302
      @bertafjertafisalukta2302 4 года назад +50

      Truee

    • @twinkletoes6290
      @twinkletoes6290 4 года назад +114

      Lmao!! I never thought of that, but boy are you right!! 6ft at minimum at all times pls!! “It’s better if we keep our distance!!”

  • @rubyoise796
    @rubyoise796 5 лет назад +4489

    This is 50 shades of grey for minors.

    • @eloisedapizzalover3736
      @eloisedapizzalover3736 4 года назад +44

      Nah more like who wrote it was a 34 yr old guy saw on the news kids getting pregnant and making out thought college in 2020 is like that

    • @bethany8379
      @bethany8379 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @callahensley7355
      @callahensley7355 4 года назад +7

      Except there is no S&M and the guy doesn't want a submissive. So really not the same at all. LOL

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +22

      @@callahensley7355 there is not much of actual bdsm in 50shades either, and christian doesn't want a sub, he wants a doormat with no personality and easy to psychologically manipulate. so really, it is quite similar

    • @mayaandersson1450
      @mayaandersson1450 4 года назад +3

      Check the second trailer haha

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 2 года назад +308

    One of the more toxic lines: “I don’t think we can ever be just friends.” That’s why I think it’s most important to have a foundation of friendship in a relationship, no matter how you meet. If someone doesn’t want anything to do with you unless they’re dating you, that’s not a very strong foundation to build on

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Год назад +8

      The boys in fanfic are like I don't think we can ever be just friends but still I will follow you and be jealous if any boys come around you

  • @fairybebbiesuwu366
    @fairybebbiesuwu366 5 лет назад +1440

    “I imagine the one direction members hooking up-“
    *Context is important, people*

    • @JERBYTUBE
      @JERBYTUBE 5 лет назад +16

      i mean...i relate with that.

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 5 лет назад +11

      I swear all Directioners are freaky
      No exceptions

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 Месяц назад

      I mean. Not THAT important 😉

  • @nataliek401
    @nataliek401 5 лет назад +2824

    Plot twist: Hardin and Tessa can communicate telepathically

    • @cup_of_yellow
      @cup_of_yellow 5 лет назад +32

      Nicole Raviola maze runner eat your heart out

    • @Wow-br7tm
      @Wow-br7tm 5 лет назад +8

      Makes a lot more sense!!😂😫

    • @billieross8838
      @billieross8838 5 лет назад +4

      I want to like but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it.

    • @ShaniceRodd
      @ShaniceRodd 5 лет назад +8

      The best comment I've ever seen.

    • @janeparklikeslemonade
      @janeparklikeslemonade 5 лет назад

      woahh..

  • @claralobato8479
    @claralobato8479 4 года назад +2715

    In the movie: Hardin is just a problematic boy
    In the books: omfg Hardin is literally the worst person I've ever "met"

    • @cherryburn7013
      @cherryburn7013 4 года назад +38

      True AF

    • @jagerbaby8628
      @jagerbaby8628 4 года назад +170

      In the movie he’s: Harden the sad boy who’s personality is “IM SAD BUT ALSO I LOVE TESSA”

    • @dreiyeuuh4426
      @dreiyeuuh4426 4 года назад +208

      in the books he's just a toxic dick

    • @erikarios459
      @erikarios459 4 года назад +15

      @@dreiyeuuh4426 yeaahh I hate soo much Jardín because all his problemas was because of his shit - still love the books but hardin iss...-

    • @trilynn9202
      @trilynn9202 4 года назад +69

      Clara Lobato right, in the books he was 20 times worse than he is in the movies

  • @taylorschiewe6840
    @taylorschiewe6840 3 года назад +782

    why did we not talk about him creepily keeping his eyes open during the cringe water kiss. it made my blood curdle.

    • @marocelif7551
      @marocelif7551 3 года назад +39

      Hero (hardins actor) said that Hardin likes to watch Tessa lol

    • @dontworry1330
      @dontworry1330 2 года назад +23

      THANK YOU. I've been saying for the past three years how weird it is that he doesn't close his eyes when they kiss. It's like everyone else got the memo BUT Hardin.

  • @ian-edwardugbaja3439
    @ian-edwardugbaja3439 4 года назад +11201

    When you realize that she's been fooling with Hardin while dating someone else for most of the movie.
    And she's supposed to be the moral, decent, reserved person.

    • @horsetalkshow7615
      @horsetalkshow7615 3 года назад +280

      So true so true. You made me realize that good point 🤣

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel4433
      @biblicallyaccurateangel4433 3 года назад +205

      She's just so,,,,,stupid

    • @oreocookie..-..0
      @oreocookie..-..0 3 года назад +452

      In the book it’s way worse 💀 she does more things while in a relationship

    • @ibrahimanjum6575
      @ibrahimanjum6575 3 года назад +29

      He did 2 wasn't he with Molly when he was with Tessa?

    • @katesuneson7878
      @katesuneson7878 3 года назад +126

      @@ibrahimanjum6575 I’m pretty sure he was just kissing molly I don’t think they had strings attached

  • @Jess2iPrinzessi
    @Jess2iPrinzessi 4 года назад +16057

    "I don't think we can ever be just friends" is such a fanfiction line 😂

    • @cosmicowl4430
      @cosmicowl4430 3 года назад +119

      This comment is so underrated 😂

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os 3 года назад +215

      After is literally a fanfic based off of harry styles so i guess it fits

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os 3 года назад +41

      wow i literally said this before i got to the part where he explained it was a fic BAHHAHAH

    • @andreana5362
      @andreana5362 3 года назад +16

      It happened to me like five months ago... x)

    • @lenal.7393
      @lenal.7393 3 года назад +74

      I was mqd at this line because before that they literally met 2 times, and they haven't talked, the chemistry wasn't there so I don't get why they can't be friends 😂

  • @erinhurley5713
    @erinhurley5713 5 лет назад +1708

    the most unrealistic part of this is his essay's lack of formatting. who doesn't even put a name or page numbers on it

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp 4 года назад +37

      i'm a freshman in highschool and i got grilled for not putting page numbers in my essay.

    • @mooominpapa
      @mooominpapa 4 года назад +32

      @@no-ku6jp I'm a senior and I have never put page numbers in my essays. And I've had the highest English mark every year.

    • @mooominpapa
      @mooominpapa 4 года назад +18

      @@no-ku6jp I'm sorry I just realized that sounded bitchy, I promise I didn't mean to say that in a weird way!!!

    • @no-ku6jp
      @no-ku6jp 4 года назад +16

      @@mooominpapa you didn't sound bitchy at all! and no worries. i go to a really strict school so that might just be it. they're more nit-picky here.

    • @keisha8270
      @keisha8270 4 года назад +11

      @@mooominpapa @skrrt skrrt this was such a wholesome interaction it actually made my smile

  • @leticiavn
    @leticiavn 3 года назад +207

    The trope of: "I'd totally read these horrible plots in a fanfic, but don't try to make them into a mainstream movie, they're problematic"

  • @olivehr
    @olivehr 5 лет назад +2390

    After: the silent love story of baby Voldemort and Hannah Baker jr.

    • @jadarocks01
      @jadarocks01 5 лет назад +66

      actually the actress who plays tessa is katherine langford’s sister (aka the actress who plays hannah baker)

    • @whatever8549
      @whatever8549 5 лет назад +195

      @@jadarocks01 it's almost as if this was the joke....

    • @Mercy-hu5ob
      @Mercy-hu5ob 5 лет назад +48

      @@jadarocks01 that's y she said Hannah Baker Jr.

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 5 лет назад +35

      @@jadarocks01 whoosh

    • @jjwsvtk9987
      @jjwsvtk9987 5 лет назад +8

      @@jadarocks01 I- and johnny seo is indeed amazing

  • @marifera7300
    @marifera7300 5 лет назад +8812

    Biggest reason I want the 2nd movie to come out: Dylan’s reaction

    • @danielaraetta8345
      @danielaraetta8345 4 года назад +19

      Yesssss😭☠️

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 4 года назад +40

      It’s the only reason

    • @breaddancing9007
      @breaddancing9007 4 года назад +28

      SECOND MOVIE???? WHAT

    • @marifera7300
      @marifera7300 4 года назад +24

      bread dancing yes it was supposed to be coming out this year

    • @or_p5376
      @or_p5376 4 года назад +3

      @@breaddancing9007 and i think there are gonna be more im scared

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 года назад +12720

    The fact that the one direction guy blocked the girl who wrote this too is hilarious.

    • @princessbuttercup482
      @princessbuttercup482 4 года назад +2167

      Ikr!!!😂😂😂😂 Harry was pissed, tired and felt insulted 🥺

    • @earth2abby879
      @earth2abby879 4 года назад +807

      @@princessbuttercup482 no freaking way🤣🤣i didn't even know that

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 4 года назад +2202

      I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 4 года назад +336

      lovely abby I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @itsbrittfutch9396
      @itsbrittfutch9396 4 года назад +120

      Adalynn Hollinger really?? 🤣

  • @kitwalker8114
    @kitwalker8114 3 года назад +610

    I literally can NOT believe this movie was made, and now has sequels, PLURAL ahahhahaha. Not to mention, I read the original fanfic and it was based off Harry and Tessa, and the way he won the bet was by keeping the bloody sheets from when he broke her hymen taking her virginity :-) I can’t believe they somehow got the funding to shoot this 💀

    • @cassiet.4304
      @cassiet.4304 3 года назад +49

      im sorryyy?????💀💀💀

    • @dinhdonh
      @dinhdonh 2 года назад +2

      sheets which he kept because the used condoms which he also kept weren’t evidence enough?!!

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle 2 года назад +23

      i read the original fic too and.... soooooo embarrassed they made a damn movie.

    • @_abby_g
      @_abby_g Год назад +25

      Harry Styles should sue the author

    • @Milinskyyyy
      @Milinskyyyy 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@_abby_g harry was asked to play that role but he rejected I wonder why 💀

  • @giulia9365
    @giulia9365 4 года назад +7928

    Girl touches stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT WAS IT LOUIS

  • @BeatrizLopes-jn6sf
    @BeatrizLopes-jn6sf 5 лет назад +2516

    *Hardin helps Tessa getting in the water*
    Dylan: Ah, does she need help to get into the water? Is she your child?

    • @Peytonh17
      @Peytonh17 5 лет назад +28

      DADDY ;)

    • @blackmuzicluver35
      @blackmuzicluver35 5 лет назад +9

      @@Peytonh17 you beat me to it 😂😂😂
      Her: yes, daddy 💖

    • @calebloganeditz7120
      @calebloganeditz7120 5 лет назад +4

      @@Peytonh17 XD

    • @biancafloriana9030
      @biancafloriana9030 5 лет назад +9

      Does she need help to get wet?

    • @adeleydunda
      @adeleydunda 5 лет назад +11

      Beatriz Lopes my friend made me watch it yesterday and I was like “why is he helping her into the water she isny disabled” 😂

  • @lua3029
    @lua3029 4 года назад +4017

    you know you’re doing something wrong if your own accent sounds fake

    • @ayshah1987
      @ayshah1987 4 года назад +10

      @@thatcoolturtle5054 sameee

    • @misoasoda340
      @misoasoda340 4 года назад +46

      I feel like he didn’t grow up in England and lost his accent cus it sounds so forced 😭😭

    • @MorganMairi
      @MorganMairi 4 года назад +42

      It’s legit the accent I do when I make fun of ‘posh’ English accents (I’m Scottish)

    • @sidneysullivan1651
      @sidneysullivan1651 4 года назад +59

      It's because the actor has more of a Roadman accent, but they wanted him to try and sound more posh, like Harry

    • @aryaslay715
      @aryaslay715 4 года назад +48

      The actor has a cockney accent (which is english but doesnt sound anything like the stereotypical ‘posh’ british accent) and so the writers forced him to speak more poshly by getting him to pronounce his t’s but it really messes the whole thing up like i was cringing so hard

  • @basma4231
    @basma4231 3 года назад +127

    I came across this channel and I genuinely don’t think I can ever watch a movie without this guy’s reactions it’s priceless omg

  • @diamondbaker5331
    @diamondbaker5331 4 года назад +9035

    Dylan: “Oh, it’s a post-apocalyptic movie. I get it, ‘AFTER’ the world ends.”
    Me: No, that would be a more interesting plot.

    • @amultishiper8173
      @amultishiper8173 3 года назад +98

      I thought the same when he said that XD i was like:that would be interesting

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @tilliekerry4560
      @tilliekerry4560 3 года назад +35

      at least then there would be a point

    • @jadecobbe1484
      @jadecobbe1484 3 года назад +8

      Yeah it would be

    • @Jenny-mo1be
      @Jenny-mo1be 3 года назад +19

      Lol anything would be more interesting than this movie 💀

  • @abbyciv4979
    @abbyciv4979 5 лет назад +1560

    "Who got you pregnant? Louis?"
    I really love this guy😂😂😂

  • @dxvilera
    @dxvilera 4 года назад +16375

    the amount of female protagonists who study literature pisses me off. For ONCE can we get a girl who studies like science?

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 4 года назад +281

      Yes plssssss

    • @adelinehanson815
      @adelinehanson815 4 года назад +1662

      No because authors understand English. Their protagonists probably don’t understand science because neither do they. 😂😂😂

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 4 года назад +563

      @@adelinehanson815 ppl can have multiple interests and research is a thing so yeh

    • @bxtchyqueen1687
      @bxtchyqueen1687 4 года назад +960

      Can we get a girl who doesn’t like school

    • @sapphire-mh7mu
      @sapphire-mh7mu 4 года назад +573

      they do it so they try to make their writing seem better and more “complex” by adding meaningless book quotes that the female relates to

  • @LH62579
    @LH62579 3 года назад +521

    Tessa constantly looks like she's holding in a fart and everyone talks with such awkward long silences. I feel like these silences are supposed to be really deep and meaningful but it just comes out as cringey

  • @berenice_vega
    @berenice_vega 5 лет назад +5315

    Okay but why is Hardin’s essay not typed in Times New Roman? He’s supposed to be in college and he’s typing in Calibri😂😂😂

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 5 лет назад +585

      Not to mention there's no header 😩😩😩

    • @berenice_vega
      @berenice_vega 5 лет назад +471

      Queen Valencia
      Somewhere in the world an AP English Language teacher is crying at their failed attempt to teach him basic MLA. Tsk tsk what an abomination

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te 5 лет назад +86

      The important questions

    • @creaturesoul4469
      @creaturesoul4469 5 лет назад +166

      Wrong font with no heading, my English teacher would have failed me on the spot. XD

    • @_gblume
      @_gblume 5 лет назад +60

      I hate what I can't tell what the line spacing is either

  • @1twilightlover101
    @1twilightlover101 5 лет назад +1623

    If you read the book the ending is wayy more harsh then "making her fall in love with me".

    • @kc2843
      @kc2843 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah...

    • @brianaaaaaa
      @brianaaaaaa 5 лет назад +23

      Shannon S - wym 👀 explain please 😂

    • @kc2843
      @kc2843 5 лет назад +408

      @@brianaaaaaa the bet is between harry and zayn to see who can take her virginity first with proof,harry won and his proof were the used condom and the bloody bed sheets that he showed all his "friends" but he ended up falling in love with her

    • @1twilightlover101
      @1twilightlover101 5 лет назад +29

      @@kc2843 Hardin* cause I was talking about the books. Thank you for explaining it!

    • @SuperSara924
      @SuperSara924 5 лет назад +164

      Briana pooh after they find out during truth or dare Tessa is a Virgin, the friend group makes a bet over who can take her virginity- Hardin or Zed. After Hardin does so, he takes the used condom and bloody bed sheets to show to his friends as proof. So yeah big yikes

  • @keiairragrant7170
    @keiairragrant7170 5 лет назад +3927

    I still can’t believe the author was in her mid 20’s and married with kids when she wrote the original fanfic 😭

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 5 лет назад +855

      She's either weird as fuck or she knows what sells because I wrote shit like this religiously
      At 14

    • @keiairragrant7170
      @keiairragrant7170 5 лет назад +285

      INESSA she’s definitely just weird

    • @lanaisnotokay
      @lanaisnotokay 5 лет назад +361

      INESSA she wrote it on Wattpad. It was a One Direction fanfic. Idk how she would expect it to sell.

    • @TheIJP123
      @TheIJP123 5 лет назад +382

      Keiairra G I was thinking about that too. I was about 14 when I read the original and I’m sure the majority of the other girls reading it were around that age or younger. And I’m sure she knew the demographics of her audience at that time, so the fact that this adult was writing Harry styles smut for kids doesn’t really sit right lmao

    • @kayjanaii
      @kayjanaii 5 лет назад +3

      omg yes and she didn’t let people know like how weird can you be

  • @sehambaflah680
    @sehambaflah680 3 года назад +262

    I feel so bad for Dylan he just said “the only thing that’s gonna get me through this is sour patch kids“ and then it’s over 💔🥲

  • @lexi2101
    @lexi2101 5 лет назад +3778

    Fun fact:
    This movie won a teen choice award for best drama Movie, The two main characters won best drama Actors and Actress!
    WUT ThE FUCk

  • @skdaniela3374
    @skdaniela3374 4 года назад +4893

    Can we just address the fact that the author is painting a sociopath as “sexy”? The man is abusive, treats her badly in front of ppl and I’m not even going to get into what happened with the real bet. Can’t believe there’s a second movie.

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 4 года назад +238

      right. i’m still gonna watch the second one lmfao, but i agree. i hate that those are the kind of wattpad books that get popular or has gotten popular in the past. bc it gives wattpad a bad reputation when there’s actually good stories, fanfics included.

    • @samararodrigues4855
      @samararodrigues4855 4 года назад +15

      What real bet?

    • @darkskingirljojo5179
      @darkskingirljojo5179 4 года назад +48

      @@samararodrigues4855 girl go research, you wilm be disgust.

    • @adamarisolivares8230
      @adamarisolivares8230 4 года назад +38

      ana k/ dude you are me i watch and read for the drama and stuff yk but like i wish that the books that got popular were those good books the ones that show ACTUAL healthy relationships.

    • @myaccountgotdeleted9999
      @myaccountgotdeleted9999 4 года назад +229

      @@samararodrigues4855 The real "Bet" is after the truth or dare, Harry (Hardin), Molly and Zayn (Zed) made a bet on who could get her virginity first. Zayn or Harry. And in the book after Harry successfully got Tessa's virginity, he left and took her bloody sheets to show them as proof that he won.

  • @natashavelasquez1841
    @natashavelasquez1841 3 года назад +7643

    I feel like the virgin issue is probably even less in in Ivy League schools.
    “YoU’re A VirGin?”
    “Yeah, dude, I was too busy in high school getting good grades and working to get into this school.”

    • @coolgurl2033
      @coolgurl2033 3 года назад +794

      “yeah dude, there’s a reason youre failing and im not”

    • @moramorandobianchi7093
      @moramorandobianchi7093 3 года назад +128

      Isn't that the plot of Booksmart?

    • @Ella-fv4hm
      @Ella-fv4hm 3 года назад +29

      @@moramorandobianchi7093 yeah kinda

    • @henrynishimura4104
      @henrynishimura4104 3 года назад +436

      I wonder why people pressure others so much to lose virginity,like?

    • @wise_girl9388
      @wise_girl9388 3 года назад +271

      @@henrynishimura4104, I honestly don't know because people judge you if you're a virgin but if you're not a virgin they call you easy or use harsher language.

  • @han-marie
    @han-marie 3 года назад +193

    I was apart of the generation who grew up reading After as a fanfiction - when it was turned into books and changed into Hardin it was insane, then turning it into a movie was hilarious but I'm way too sentimental about this series 😅
    Anna Todd had the audacity to invite Harry Styles to the movie premiere and afterwards he blocked her, honestly cracked us all up ahaha

    • @abigailsofialopezmendez6686
      @abigailsofialopezmendez6686 Год назад +25

      I would not have the courage to invite a famous star to the watch a movie made up the weird story I made in my head about them.. I am not surprise he blocked her

  • @NessaGorneth
    @NessaGorneth 5 лет назад +1081

    One question...How in HELL does any girl fall for a guy like this Harden person? Seriously, I'd get tired of him the first time I'd meet him.

    • @deeqaluula3828
      @deeqaluula3828 4 года назад +35

      I think because he’s handsome and attractive

    • @ccostandinclaudia
      @ccostandinclaudia 4 года назад +8

      Tessa aperently 🤣

    • @lenaaalonso
      @lenaaalonso 4 года назад +45

      Just because he is handsome, if he was ugly this would've never happened

    • @ilovethehungergames467
      @ilovethehungergames467 4 года назад +8

      It was because he was mysterious and she wanted to find out why

    • @ilovethehungergames467
      @ilovethehungergames467 4 года назад +2

      @ in the books he is mysterious

  • @alexisbas10
    @alexisbas10 5 лет назад +2136

    I’m taking the “be yourself but slutty” line and putting it in my book thx

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 5 лет назад +84

      in a book? Hell, i'm making it my new life motto.

    • @alexisbas10
      @alexisbas10 5 лет назад +33

      ScarletAmazon you go girl

    • @aaliyahhammed4182
      @aaliyahhammed4182 5 лет назад +5

      what book, where will it be

    • @alexisbas10
      @alexisbas10 5 лет назад +17

      Aaliyah Hammed lmao it’s just a book that I’m writing, lots of thoughts and chapter ideas just not a lot written. Might not ever be published but we’ll see how it goes. I’m only 19 I got a lot of time to write.

    • @aaliyahhammed4182
      @aaliyahhammed4182 5 лет назад +5

      Ok but if you do let me know

  • @tiffaniemichelle6546
    @tiffaniemichelle6546 5 лет назад +713

    when you used to watch him struggle with the decision to spend $4 to rent a movie and he now spends $15 to buy one he may hate without a second thought.😭😭😭I'm so proud

  • @chestty455
    @chestty455 2 года назад +52

    11:56 "They are struggling so hard to keep their heads above water." *next shot - both heads now submerged*.
    Low-key comedic genius right there.

  • @JudDoFinDovahhe
    @JudDoFinDovahhe 5 лет назад +2692

    "Is he Harden? I thought he was Chico?" I'M DYING

  • @nobodygirl1121
    @nobodygirl1121 4 года назад +5686

    *Teesa mocking Hardin* “ ‘Elizabeth Bennet needs to chill’ like who even says that?”
    *Dylan, walking away from the camera* “Hardin apparently”

    • @King-cv4uc
      @King-cv4uc 4 года назад +16

      100th like ♡

    • @zipporahmeaden5055
      @zipporahmeaden5055 3 года назад +17

      When I tell you I laughed so hard when this happened😂😂

    • @nez01
      @nez01 3 года назад +1

      priorities ofc

    • @loraelizabeth7580
      @loraelizabeth7580 3 года назад +7

      This gets me every time😂

    • @baileyspeltbeefy1768
      @baileyspeltbeefy1768 2 года назад

      How did she even know they were dating in the first place??? That part was just so stupid and confusing lol

  • @delaAalaZ54
    @delaAalaZ54 5 лет назад +667

    "why is nobody talking" exactly my thoughts.

  • @prinajindal7260
    @prinajindal7260 3 года назад +133

    "Who got you pregnant!!? Louis???!"
    This killed me 💀

    • @ns1208
      @ns1208 3 года назад +6

      Right!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard! But dylan..don't throw shades on louis!

  • @peachjelly4564
    @peachjelly4564 4 года назад +5972

    The fact that young girls fantasize about this toxic relationship is sad. I thought everyone unanimously hated and made fun of these movies but I was shocked to see how people actually love the guy enough to get 3 movies out of this 💀

    • @nopeno5610
      @nopeno5610 3 года назад +292

      I jokingly showed the two movies to my friend bc it’s horrible and she loved it 💀

    • @a.henriksen1428
      @a.henriksen1428 3 года назад +230

      I agree but I think it is kinda worse when a grown ass woman fantsizes about it... :'|

    • @merriebearz
      @merriebearz 3 года назад +140

      @@a.henriksen1428 especially when said woman is married :"))

    • @madisonlyons7269
      @madisonlyons7269 3 года назад +21

      I don’t fantasize about it i just love the books

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 3 года назад +46

      I still think it's different to fantasize bad things versus actively seek them out, depending on the person but I still agree

  • @grace.hendrix00
    @grace.hendrix00 5 лет назад +1295

    "Who got you pregnant? Louis!"
    Lol love when he said that 😂

    • @besugarb4655
      @besugarb4655 5 лет назад +6

      Almost chocked on my damn food!!! no lie

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 5 лет назад +10068

    Boy: *has suffered traumatic events and is now emotionally unstable*
    Apparently all girls: 😍😍😍😍

    • @sleepy.thehuman
      @sleepy.thehuman 5 лет назад +431

      Laerke MA LMFAOO right that shit is not cute

    • @cartooneyed
      @cartooneyed 5 лет назад +92

      Omg so true I can't deny it hahah

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 лет назад +215

      Not all girls like damaged boys, just damaged girls , some just are nice and you cant see it

    • @rebireh922
      @rebireh922 5 лет назад +25

      Laerke MA i guess because her father also had her go through that it‘s just supposed to be something that they have in common.
      But youre right with that

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand 5 лет назад +77

      Apparently, it's instinctive, because it's in the nature of women to nurture and help someone that is hurt...

  • @carrijane3036
    @carrijane3036 2 года назад +48

    Okay but is no one gonna talk about how that professor broke ferpa laws? She can get fired for giving another student's work to a peer without written consent 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tiamarrow6366
      @tiamarrow6366 11 месяцев назад +1

      Well, I think Hardin wanted to get it to Tessa, but didn’t have the courage to do so. I mean Hardin’s paper was literally about Tessa and meant for Tessa, so he most likely wanted her to read it.

  • @nadi_alom
    @nadi_alom 5 лет назад +2896

    Bruh she's a cheater I don't care how annoying her boyfriend is...break up with him rather than messing with his emotions

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 5 лет назад +98

      Yes!! Exactly!

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 5 лет назад +335

      Another reason it's hard to relate and sympathize with her, like how am I supposed to side with a character who's blatantly in the wrong? I don't care how much she and the creep are "meant for each other", between the sexism (albeit more in the book than movie) and the cheating, Tessa is just an awful person

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 5 лет назад +25

      Actually he was boring so she wanted more... "fun"

    • @Eve.003y
      @Eve.003y 5 лет назад +80

      That's what I thought the whole time. In the Movie and I think in the Books too, Tessa is always the one who is this poor little thing because Hardin did something stupid when Tessa actually deserved it. She cheated on her boyfriend. But the story made it look like it was Tessa who got betrayed

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 5 лет назад +59

      @@ieeee_. exactly. She's still a cheater. Being bored doesn't make it ok.

  • @zahrahahmed1231
    @zahrahahmed1231 5 лет назад +2077

    Yeah let’s all just ignore the fact that Hardin is young Voldemort in The Half Blood Prince

  • @amykessler6574
    @amykessler6574 5 лет назад +3428

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that sad boy is super British and his dad isn't?

    • @michelledeveau9348
      @michelledeveau9348 5 лет назад +231

      Amy Kessler lol I saw the movie bc my friends wanted to see it; his mom Is British and he grew up with her if I remember correctly

    • @amykessler6574
      @amykessler6574 5 лет назад +28

      @@michelledeveau9348 oh okay cool! I've never seen the movie. But that totally makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @zeecece3309
      @zeecece3309 5 лет назад +59

      He’s supposed to look like Harry styles it flopped

    • @nbegum9806
      @nbegum9806 5 лет назад +8

      Cece Foreverxox no he’s not.

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te 5 лет назад +22

      In the original fan fic on Wattpad, he was british

  • @UNYQUE707
    @UNYQUE707 3 года назад +93

    *Yeah lay her down. Put that HARD in.*
    I DIED!! 😂😂💀💀

    • @zeeo3147
      @zeeo3147 3 года назад +4

      Lmao😭😭😭

    • @daycharting
      @daycharting 2 года назад +4

      The best one imo lol

  • @zsofiaszabo8317
    @zsofiaszabo8317 4 года назад +1616

    The guy who played Haydn, Hero Fiennes-Tiffin played child Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. We've got another Robert Pattinson situation and didn't even realise it.

    • @Junior-my9kb
      @Junior-my9kb 4 года назад +132

      he’s ralph fiennes’ nephew
      needs to have some classes with his uncle

    • @zsofiaszabo8317
      @zsofiaszabo8317 4 года назад +76

      @@Junior-my9kb Yeah, Ralph Fiennes is such a good actor. He actually played adult Voldemort in Harry Potter.

    • @fernanda-yx9vr
      @fernanda-yx9vr 4 года назад +39

      the actor who plays Hardin is not even a good actor tho

    • @Hippidippimahm
      @Hippidippimahm 4 года назад +65

      @@fernanda-yx9vr hopefully he gets better castings and takes acting classes, it takes time for some actors to get better.

    • @fernanda-yx9vr
      @fernanda-yx9vr 4 года назад +51

      @@Hippidippimahm i agree, i mean its a shitty role, but he's still an awful actor lol srry. I can't look at any of his scenes and not die of laughter

  • @ainsleelowry4108
    @ainsleelowry4108 5 лет назад +906

    "ain't no boys sliding between this skirt... it's too long" to say I'm wheezing... is an understatement 😂

  • @ravenpurple1527
    @ravenpurple1527 5 лет назад +519

    "It's a MiSdIreCt!"
    Dylan every damn movie and I love it.

  • @AdamIshak01
    @AdamIshak01 2 года назад +138

    In honor of Dylan finally uploading After 4 Reaction, I’m re-watching all his After videos. I miss the Sour Patches break 💕 but the “No spanking? No spanking?! NO SPANKING!?! 50 Shades of Grey might be a bad fan-fic but at least it knew what it’s audience wanted!”
    Has me dying!!! 😂😂😂

    • @AdamIshak01
      @AdamIshak01 2 года назад

      @Kristian Alexis I miss his spanking references lmao. Especially when he use to spank himself while saying toodles 💕

    • @anushkatewari8694
      @anushkatewari8694 Год назад +1

      Hey me tooo I'm watching all his after videos😂

  • @peaches6362
    @peaches6362 5 лет назад +2973

    Hardin be like: **AnGrY iN bRiTiSh**

    • @theoriesicantexplain2433
      @theoriesicantexplain2433 5 лет назад +53

      Not even angry in a good British

    • @amorgan005
      @amorgan005 4 года назад +8

      Anne Boleyn thats his real accent tho like he is really British in real life

    • @wyun220
      @wyun220 4 года назад +15

      @@amorgan005 really his accent sounds so fake flowery and pretentious

    • @bk6883
      @bk6883 4 года назад +2

      Angel Wings they made him change it but he sounds better in the sequel

    • @nightskyji
      @nightskyji 4 года назад +8

      Breanna karlichek this shit has a sequel??

  • @NyomNugget
    @NyomNugget 5 лет назад +1782

    I love the fact how if there's a movie that I don't particularly wanna waste 2 hours of my day on, I can just come here and get the full experience in just 30 minutes. You're a time saver, Dylan! :D

    • @DaughterofAslan16
      @DaughterofAslan16 5 лет назад +7

      Saulė Klimantavičiūtė Yes, this is exactly what I do 😄

    • @lucybarnes8969
      @lucybarnes8969 5 лет назад +9

      Have watched like 7 terrible movies in two hours its gr8

    • @sheyennebeach9766
      @sheyennebeach9766 5 лет назад +5

      Meanwhile we use Dylan’s dining wallet so that we don’t have to

    • @NaomiTCOOKIES
      @NaomiTCOOKIES 5 лет назад +8

      I'm a huge movie goer and have seen my fair share of crappy movies in my life but boy this film takes the cake. I was so bored; it was agonizing forcing myself to finish watching (took me 3 days). Some stories are better off as just fanfics...

    • @jindie5178
      @jindie5178 5 лет назад +1

      literally me

  • @rachel318
    @rachel318 5 лет назад +466

    dylan: “this must be 300 chapters long”
    it actually is 😂

  • @Icemanz666
    @Icemanz666 Год назад +37

    Time to rewatch every video and the latest finale again.. who's with me?

    • @suga7801
      @suga7801 Год назад

      I’m with you lol

  • @sarabutler870
    @sarabutler870 4 года назад +4382

    who tf would name their kid Hardin...I just wanna talk...

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 4 года назад +159

      You should watch Dylan’s commentary on attaway general. He makes a pact where we stop naming our kids stupid fanfic names like Holden and Hardin😂😂😂

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 4 года назад +44

      @@AA-fp3eo let's ban all h names at this point lol

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 4 года назад +51

      Sugar lol yea. Like, Hardin is a pretty name for a fanfic but it doesn’t fit anywhere else lol

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 4 года назад +81

      @@AA-fp3eo plus Hardin and Holden have so much bullying/joke material it's like setting up your own kids for failure

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 4 года назад +3

      Sugar exactly

  • @hannam1883
    @hannam1883 5 лет назад +636

    Everyone is talking about the after movie...
    But no one is talking in the after movie

  • @KariVictoria
    @KariVictoria 4 года назад +4924

    "short ass skirt" DYLAN. SIR. THAT IS A ROMPER

    • @end_of_eternity
      @end_of_eternity 4 года назад +24

      XD

    • @nyctophile6590
      @nyctophile6590 3 года назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bbhavii
      @bbhavii 3 года назад +156

      Do not challenge the FaShIOn gOd lol, if he says its a short ass skirt then thats what it is

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 2 года назад +63

    “Hardin Scott got his first rejection”. I refuse to believe that’s the guy’s first rejection in his life. Ain’t nobody in the real world who just straight-up doesn’t get rejected a lot. Everybody gets rejected a lot, and the ones who don’t are lying about it, even though it’s normal and not to be ashamed of

  • @ewelinasoltysiak9207
    @ewelinasoltysiak9207 4 года назад +2855

    2:45 "Oh my god you're pregnant. Who got you pregnant? Louis?" I SHOULDN'T LAUGH SO HARD ON THAT BUT IT'S TOO REAL HAHAHAH

  • @SirSoup44
    @SirSoup44 4 года назад +2605

    "So you go to college and now you drink"
    Me an Australian forgetting about US Laws: And?

    • @mellowenglishgal
      @mellowenglishgal 4 года назад +63

      Me in England sipping my margaritas and laughing!

    • @justagirl2919
      @justagirl2919 4 года назад +58

      Me a British person who walks past a park full of 12 year olds drunk 😂 lmao

    • @jennifergarcia2710
      @jennifergarcia2710 4 года назад +12

      @@justagirl2919 Can relate (I'm Austrian)

    • @troyisburning
      @troyisburning 4 года назад +39

      Me a German drinking beer since like forever forgetting there's people who don't drink

    • @justagirl2919
      @justagirl2919 4 года назад +3

      @@troyisburning 😂 lmao I love Germans because I live in Liverpool and klopp is the best

  • @ReannaUhhh
    @ReannaUhhh 5 лет назад +1223

    *"oh damn....I thought Michael Jackson died"* IM SCREAMING

  • @Ari-355
    @Ari-355 3 года назад +88

    I like how he is a guy watching a movie mostly targeted towards females and yet despite his gender, his opinion about the movie is pretty much what most people were thinking when they first watched the movie. Also I like how they use the tension to pretty much say the entire movie story line

  • @marlyh4255
    @marlyh4255 4 года назад +1202

    I feel like Hardin is just a 13 year old going through his emophase

    • @skolkaa
      @skolkaa 4 года назад +7

      :DDDDDDDD exactly

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 года назад +19

      Well it is wattpad

  • @agnesdee607
    @agnesdee607 5 лет назад +364

    In the book Hardin´s character is so much worse. They´re just fighting or banging all the time. And in four books, they broke up four or five times.

    • @agnesdee607
      @agnesdee607 5 лет назад

      @@Dagenspear Yop

    • @1DelaneyRenee
      @1DelaneyRenee 5 лет назад +24

      such a good story, such a toxic relationship

    • @agnesdee607
      @agnesdee607 5 лет назад +16

      @@1DelaneyRenee The story had such a great potencial, but she killed it. And that movie didn´t help it.

    • @mariamolina4777
      @mariamolina4777 5 лет назад +14

      Agree! I don’t like him. I think the story is quite good, but the author made it... bad. Like, it gave the story a total different direction. Is understandable to show a story of a toxic relationship that most people go through but the characters’ relationship is just annoying that instead of you wishing them to stay together, you wish for them to break up FOREVER (not break up and get back together like the hundred times they did in the books 🤦🏻‍♀️) The movie could be better if they add dialogue and made Hardin a little bit tough, not as the books tho.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 5 лет назад +28

      It's a perfect display of a toxic and emotionally abusive relationship. I loved the books as a young girl, full of new hormones and going through puberty, dreaming of that one bad boy that only I could change into a domestic puppy.
      Now I actually want to burn them from my memory and thankfully, I threw away those bad boy dreams.

  • @hta4503
    @hta4503 4 года назад +4931

    why hardin always look like he's holding a burp???

  • @noface3641
    @noface3641 3 года назад +34

    15:12 Dylan: *sarcastically* "it makes sense to make out with another guy... as a morally astute person"
    that's one of the core things I hate about this movie. they completely disregard her whole character through out the whole movie. and she is literally the protagonist!! its like we were introduced to the main character and learned what she is like just to act like it didn't happen and never speak of it again cause now suddenly she is someone else entirely. and why? for sex scenes. that's why. clever story, really clever