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  • @shy9936
    @shy9936 4 года назад +20900

    Not gonna lie but the saddest part of this video was when Dylan ran out of sour patch kids.

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk 4 года назад +97

      :'(

    • @gemnet7604
      @gemnet7604 4 года назад +246

      He really should have just paused the movie and got more! I would have done that.

    • @GroovyLizza
      @GroovyLizza 4 года назад +165

      i say its when he spent 15 bucks on this movie

    • @Nour-ou8xr
      @Nour-ou8xr 4 года назад +7

      Cheyanne Stone ikr

    • @oelekegel
      @oelekegel 4 года назад +55

      I think it is when he spents money to have this movie forever, while it is on Netflix now

  • @aliciakibble2848
    @aliciakibble2848 4 года назад +14107

    Girl: touches her stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT!

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om 3 года назад +9640

    the guy's british accent sounds like he's mimicking a non british person's british accent mimicking an actual british person's british accent but it's actually real

    • @aq251
      @aq251 3 года назад +180

      Precisely

    • @karakanb3039
      @karakanb3039 3 года назад +317

      I didn't agree and then he spoke again and now I agree

    • @mitskistan3393
      @mitskistan3393 3 года назад +542

      the fact that the actor is actually british is so mad like how are u brits but have a fake brits accent im losing my mind

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 3 года назад +24

      @@mitskistan3393 same lmfao

    • @xellzx1093
      @xellzx1093 2 года назад +148

      He has more of a roadman British accent then a posh British accent

  • @jungwoosshooter8151
    @jungwoosshooter8151 3 года назад +15880

    i love how nobody thought of that forest scene as something romantic, everyone was thinking homeboy was abt to kill her😭😭😭

    • @sarahhamdan5470
      @sarahhamdan5470 3 года назад +1110

      the only thing that would've made me find the movie acceptable is if the ending (after the apology) was a shot of him throwing her dead body into the pond, now that would've been realistic and the people watching would learn a lesson...

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 3 года назад +176

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would love that.

    • @saana__1404
      @saana__1404 3 года назад +160

      @@sarahhamdan5470 Honestly, I would watch that movie 😂

    • @AVlooksatstuff
      @AVlooksatstuff 3 года назад +80

      @@sarahhamdan5470 I would definitely watch that movie then 😭

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 2 года назад +58

      @@sarahhamdan5470 damn 10/10 I would watch it 😂

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua 4 года назад +6343

    "Be yourself but more slutty." ACCURATE for college parties 😂😂😂

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 4 года назад +3

      love, cleo yes would be hotter if she dressed like his crowd but they wanted to show his Love for her and their “bookish “ vibe connection 😂 as her roommate says about her to her. The whole film is kinda funny now you got me laughing🤣😂

  • @fullsunny2530
    @fullsunny2530 4 года назад +14346

    “She’s 18. She’s fresh into college. That’s not shocking.”
    Word 🙄

    • @Sophia-qm9tz
      @Sophia-qm9tz 4 года назад +39

      It was still good.

    • @dickerson4701
      @dickerson4701 4 года назад +86

      Kim Jisoo, hit me with that Ddu-du ddu-du I love your name

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 4 года назад +625

      Hahaha when I was in college me and my roommates were all normal pretty girls and 2/4 of us entered college virgins. For boys, I’d say the ratio was even higher. But yeah... it’s not weird at all. I mean, people definitely do that, “YOURE A VIRGIN?!” thing but then they’re usually just like, “Oh, ok.” Lol. Definitely more people ARENT virgins lol, but many are.
      And to anyone reading this who’s a virgin... have you ever once, ever in your life, even in a movie or a book, heard someone, male or female or etc, say the phrase, “I really wish I would’ve started having sex younger.”
      Unless if they did it so old that it became a complex for them like 40 YO Virgin, no... no one ever says that. Lol.... there’s a reason for that. Don’t put too much on it, but don’t rush it haha. Or whatever you want to do... just be safe & smart!

    • @anelasveric607
      @anelasveric607 4 года назад +18

      Book is actually not bad but movue is shit

    • @Sofi-kf9oz
      @Sofi-kf9oz 4 года назад +211

      @@anelasveric607 Book is bad, but the movie is bad but also boring AF. Cause they cut most of the subplots and they left barely any drama and included way too many clips in silence of hardin and tessa just staring at each other.

  • @natashavelasquez1841
    @natashavelasquez1841 3 года назад +7310

    I feel like the virgin issue is probably even less in in Ivy League schools.
    “YoU’re A VirGin?”
    “Yeah, dude, I was too busy in high school getting good grades and working to get into this school.”

    • @coolgurl2033
      @coolgurl2033 3 года назад +768

      “yeah dude, there’s a reason youre failing and im not”

    • @moramorandobianchi7093
      @moramorandobianchi7093 3 года назад +125

      Isn't that the plot of Booksmart?

    • @Ella-fv4hm
      @Ella-fv4hm 2 года назад +29

      @@moramorandobianchi7093 yeah kinda

    • @henrynishimura4104
      @henrynishimura4104 2 года назад +425

      I wonder why people pressure others so much to lose virginity,like?

    • @wise_girl9388
      @wise_girl9388 2 года назад +262

      @@henrynishimura4104, I honestly don't know because people judge you if you're a virgin but if you're not a virgin they call you easy or use harsher language.

  • @erinn_gr
    @erinn_gr 3 года назад +2285

    “who got u pregnant,louis?”
    OH NO U DIDN'T- 💀

  • @NK-yc2so
    @NK-yc2so 4 года назад +4783

    Dylan: Why do you have to be a cliche boyfriend?!!
    Literally everybody: *because it's a wattpad adaptation*

    • @Lovia_
      @Lovia_ 4 года назад +7

      N K yep yep yep! And they all love nature!

    • @saram.knight9930
      @saram.knight9930 4 года назад +4

      Exactly 😂👏

    • @chuksdagamer6523
      @chuksdagamer6523 4 года назад +12

      Every Wattpad romance is cliche

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 3 года назад +19

      Daniella Square - not all of them, it’s just the ones that get popular :/

    • @Snazzy16
      @Snazzy16 3 года назад +3

      Lmao true but there are some good ones that have original plots but all the ones that get popular are romance cliches that are also very toxic. 😑

  • @aseel7901
    @aseel7901 4 года назад +5696

    " she's a virgin HAVE YOU SEEN HER SKIRT !!" 😂

    • @kikolopita2965
      @kikolopita2965 4 года назад +98

      Me: Wait... I have the same skirt

    • @jaynebezerra17
      @jaynebezerra17 4 года назад +47

      I'd use that skirt lol

    • @zippy3253
      @zippy3253 4 года назад +30

      I have the same skirt dude. That's what you call decency. Period.

    • @itsjustsefora6747
      @itsjustsefora6747 4 года назад +3

      @Hannah Mya same lol I was kinda hurt 😪😂

  • @lenal6844
    @lenal6844 3 года назад +3049

    Hardin: "I'm a mess"
    Dylan: "ok Bebe Rexha"
    Dead 😂

  • @unusedflint6066
    @unusedflint6066 3 года назад +1896

    After: say somthing, say somthing SAY SOMETHING
    Kissing booth: shut up, shut up. Just stop talking .

    • @TheMcKenzieHaus
      @TheMcKenzieHaus 3 года назад +33

      Lol I had the same reaction

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 3 года назад +38

      Thank god I have seen neither just looking at it makes me cringe so fuckin hard

    • @velvetiny7307
      @velvetiny7307 2 года назад +2

      @@tahminahabeeb175 same omg

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 года назад +37

      Why do I feel those silent moments were actually moments in books when the main character has an internal monologue with herself and they wanted to put that in the movie but without the internal monologue? I feel like that's what they were going for but didn't know that makes sense only in books.

    • @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353
      @mewhodoesntgiveasht3353 2 года назад +21

      @@satarupagingerkolay imagine looking soulless into someones eyes for 10_20 seconds and have internal monologue,the guy would be creeped out! that's not how it works those monologues are 2 seconds maximum in they're heads, what were they thinking 😂

  • @renoirrr
    @renoirrr 4 года назад +10058

    I feel like the main reason why fanfics shouldn’t be made into movies is because 90% of the dialogue is in the y/n or main character’s head

    • @ghosty9104
      @ghosty9104 3 года назад +226

      That's true

    • @taiylerriana3199
      @taiylerriana3199 3 года назад +412

      I totally agree with that. You are correct. But I feel like she could’ve narrated🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s 3 года назад +372

      The thing is majority of the show YOU on Netflix is in the main characters head and it’s a voice over, but it works so well because he’s a literal psychopath. But I agree with you.

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 3 года назад +101

      What am I doing tbh that's the only time I've seen internal monologue work well. Not only was it hilarious, but it also eased the audience into liking/agreeing with the main lead even though he's doing such fucked up things. It's like the Breaking Bad effect + a cautionary tale of how alluring/likable/ easy to trust psychopaths really are

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 3 года назад +11

      The only okay adaptation is the show light as a feather.........like it has decent acting and a solid-ish plot 🤷‍♀️ otherwise I’ve never read any other Wattpad book cause uH- yeah I’m good lmaoo

  • @cristinacriss4400
    @cristinacriss4400 4 года назад +5365

    Fun fact: the author of the fanfic said that if she would have never read Fifty shades of gray she wouldn't have wrote this.
    Basically this story is a fanfic of the fanfic of twilight

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 4 года назад +47

      Really? I never knew about it
      I didnt love this much as the real fanfic of twilight (aka FSOG)and twilight 😂
      This felt short¿ should have had parts or something

    • @cristinacriss4400
      @cristinacriss4400 4 года назад +120

      Ashima Mathur
      Yeah, back in 2014 when she published this story she said that 50 shades inspired it lol they are both a little (lot) cringe so that have this in common as well

    • @ashimamathur22
      @ashimamathur22 4 года назад +4

      Me Andrea lol okay😂they are very diffff thooo but Yes i get it😂

    • @Steph489
      @Steph489 4 года назад +23

      Ik this fact. I would if more people knew, some fans of the book would not get so butthurt when people compare after with 50SOG

    • @TwoCagedBirds
      @TwoCagedBirds 4 года назад +90

      After is a Harry Styles fanfic. But, the author wrote him as this abusive douchebag, when in RL he is the complete opposite.

  • @spunkyflunkrdoodle467
    @spunkyflunkrdoodle467 3 года назад +1812

    Dylan: “why does he talk so slow”
    Me: “he’s modeled after Harry styles, why is he talking so fast”

    • @mariarowland9024
      @mariarowland9024 2 года назад +59

      i was looking for this commwnt

    • @mi.sophiee
      @mi.sophiee 11 месяцев назад +6

      OMG YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @kaitlyncontreras6309
    @kaitlyncontreras6309 3 года назад +2022

    The fact that dylan got more upset that his sour patch kids are gone is the most hilarious thing in the video.

    • @bored-baguette1709
      @bored-baguette1709 2 года назад +19

      Finally the comment i was looking for

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali Год назад +9

      And also the most relatable

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 4 года назад +9876

    Boy: *has suffered traumatic events and is now emotionally unstable*
    Apparently all girls: 😍😍😍😍

    • @sleepyminkz
      @sleepyminkz 4 года назад +428

      Laerke MA LMFAOO right that shit is not cute

    • @cartooneyed
      @cartooneyed 4 года назад +89

      Omg so true I can't deny it hahah

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 4 года назад +211

      Not all girls like damaged boys, just damaged girls , some just are nice and you cant see it

    • @rebireh922
      @rebireh922 4 года назад +24

      Laerke MA i guess because her father also had her go through that it‘s just supposed to be something that they have in common.
      But youre right with that

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand 4 года назад +75

      Apparently, it's instinctive, because it's in the nature of women to nurture and help someone that is hurt...

  • @keiairragrant7170
    @keiairragrant7170 4 года назад +3838

    I still can’t believe the author was in her mid 20’s and married with kids when she wrote the original fanfic 😭

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 4 года назад +855

      She's either weird as fuck or she knows what sells because I wrote shit like this religiously
      At 14

    • @keiairragrant7170
      @keiairragrant7170 4 года назад +282

      INESSA she’s definitely just weird

    • @lanaisnotokay
      @lanaisnotokay 4 года назад +359

      INESSA she wrote it on Wattpad. It was a One Direction fanfic. Idk how she would expect it to sell.

    • @TheIJP123
      @TheIJP123 4 года назад +380

      Keiairra G I was thinking about that too. I was about 14 when I read the original and I’m sure the majority of the other girls reading it were around that age or younger. And I’m sure she knew the demographics of her audience at that time, so the fact that this adult was writing Harry styles smut for kids doesn’t really sit right lmao

    • @kayjanaii
      @kayjanaii 4 года назад +3

      omg yes and she didn’t let people know like how weird can you be

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +2477

    I feel sorry for the actors, I think they’re really trying. It’s just hard to pull off even a decent performance when the writing is so hopelessly bad. Give them something to work with.

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 2 года назад +91

      fr, although it might have been both the acting and writing for hardin that made me hate him so very much

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 2 года назад +26

      She reminds me a lot of Shailene Woodley (the fault in our starts and divergent), who took roles that appealed to the same YA love thing

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Год назад +44

      Exactly. It’s like R-Pat and K-Stew with the Twilight movies. They’re not bad, they’re just being forced to work with unsalvageable material. The only two guys who were alright in that series were Billy Burke as Charlie Swan (the dad was actually a good character overall, despite his friends), and Michael Sheen as the big bad guy. He was clearly having the time of his life

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 11 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, the guy playing Hardin is just a flat-out terrible actor who wouldn't have a career if not for nepotism. Don't feel bad for him.

    • @tearsofawaterfall2656
      @tearsofawaterfall2656 9 месяцев назад +1

      Right but Hardin is so monotone and emotionless

  • @JustATravelerr
    @JustATravelerr 2 года назад +625

    "who needs dialogue when you can add in simmering sexual tension for no reason?" Well Dylan has clearly never read fanfic lmao

    • @moaw7398
      @moaw7398 2 года назад +2

      Because this is bad

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Год назад +8

      Sounds like all of Twilight, 365 Days, and Fifty Shades

  • @nadi_alom
    @nadi_alom 4 года назад +2865

    Bruh she's a cheater I don't care how annoying her boyfriend is...break up with him rather than messing with his emotions

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 4 года назад +97

      Yes!! Exactly!

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 4 года назад +330

      Another reason it's hard to relate and sympathize with her, like how am I supposed to side with a character who's blatantly in the wrong? I don't care how much she and the creep are "meant for each other", between the sexism (albeit more in the book than movie) and the cheating, Tessa is just an awful person

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 4 года назад +25

      Actually he was boring so she wanted more... "fun"

    • @Eve.003y
      @Eve.003y 4 года назад +76

      That's what I thought the whole time. In the Movie and I think in the Books too, Tessa is always the one who is this poor little thing because Hardin did something stupid when Tessa actually deserved it. She cheated on her boyfriend. But the story made it look like it was Tessa who got betrayed

    • @nightlizard8595
      @nightlizard8595 4 года назад +56

      @@ieeee_. exactly. She's still a cheater. Being bored doesn't make it ok.

  • @moondoll124
    @moondoll124 4 года назад +9552

    Dylan every time there’s a forest scene:
    *IS THIS TWILIGHT?*

    • @lilithofedom
      @lilithofedom 4 года назад +14

      Lol totally

    • @scottcrow1416
      @scottcrow1416 4 года назад +118

      Or:
      *IS HE GONNA MURDER HER/HIM?*

    • @rekax3433
      @rekax3433 4 года назад +37

      I do too tho 😂😂 forests=twilight

    • @edengallagher1044
      @edengallagher1044 4 года назад +9

      Dylan going to the actual forest

    • @cakeday4058
      @cakeday4058 4 года назад +8

      This, besides 50 shades of Grey, is the only movie I can’t even say “is a better love story then twilight” because it really isn’t 😅

  • @taylorschiewe6840
    @taylorschiewe6840 3 года назад +746

    why did we not talk about him creepily keeping his eyes open during the cringe water kiss. it made my blood curdle.

    • @marocelif7551
      @marocelif7551 2 года назад +37

      Hero (hardins actor) said that Hardin likes to watch Tessa lol

    • @dontworry1330
      @dontworry1330 Год назад +19

      THANK YOU. I've been saying for the past three years how weird it is that he doesn't close his eyes when they kiss. It's like everyone else got the memo BUT Hardin.

  • @kitwalker8114
    @kitwalker8114 2 года назад +561

    I literally can NOT believe this movie was made, and now has sequels, PLURAL ahahhahaha. Not to mention, I read the original fanfic and it was based off Harry and Tessa, and the way he won the bet was by keeping the bloody sheets from when he broke her hymen taking her virginity :-) I can’t believe they somehow got the funding to shoot this 💀

    • @cassiet.4304
      @cassiet.4304 2 года назад +45

      im sorryyy?????💀💀💀

    • @dinhdonh
      @dinhdonh 2 года назад +2

      sheets which he kept because the used condoms which he also kept weren’t evidence enough?!!

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle Год назад +22

      i read the original fic too and.... soooooo embarrassed they made a damn movie.

    • @_abby_g
      @_abby_g Год назад +21

      Harry Styles should sue the author

    • @Milinskyyyy
      @Milinskyyyy 2 месяца назад +2

      @@_abby_g harry was asked to play that role but he rejected I wonder why 💀

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 4 года назад +12103

    This movie is like:
    50% silence
    30% long ass stares
    10% walking from place to place
    10% dialogue

    • @tarisaa757
      @tarisaa757 4 года назад +337

      don't forget the montage

    • @krysalis
      @krysalis 4 года назад +307

      So basically Twilight

    • @malena5026
      @malena5026 4 года назад +141

      Don’t forget „sitting on a roof/ somewhere

    • @malihahossain6283
      @malihahossain6283 4 года назад +159

      The actual book it self was povs written in a first person narrative which is mostly their thoughts so that would explain the dialogue problem

    • @stillhere95
      @stillhere95 4 года назад +87

      ......and it 100% sucks😌

  • @19Nessiee
    @19Nessiee 4 года назад +10608

    you should straight up start reading fanfiction and reacting to it

    • @gracealice7288
      @gracealice7288 4 года назад +279

      Lau bet he does in his free time but he doesn’t want us to know

    • @skarletcharity
      @skarletcharity 4 года назад +95

      He needs to read Onision's terrible books and react to them!!

    • @joaniaho
      @joaniaho 4 года назад +10

      Yes, I've been thinking the same thing!

    • @SherbertLomon
      @SherbertLomon 4 года назад +40

      If he read it and reacted, it would be a dream come true lol i’m holding off on spoiling the book version of these events incase he decides to lmao

    • @aptel8687
      @aptel8687 4 года назад +7

      I would love that

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Год назад +259

    One of the more toxic lines: “I don’t think we can ever be just friends.” That’s why I think it’s most important to have a foundation of friendship in a relationship, no matter how you meet. If someone doesn’t want anything to do with you unless they’re dating you, that’s not a very strong foundation to build on

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Год назад +7

      The boys in fanfic are like I don't think we can ever be just friends but still I will follow you and be jealous if any boys come around you

  • @DoraScarlet
    @DoraScarlet 3 года назад +905

    ⚠️FACT YOU PROBABLY DON’T WANNA KNOW BUT YEAH⚠️: The actor of Hardin in this movie played young Voldemort in ‘Harry Potter and the half blood Prince’

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 года назад +12537

    The fact that the one direction guy blocked the girl who wrote this too is hilarious.

    • @princessbuttercup482
      @princessbuttercup482 3 года назад +2137

      Ikr!!!😂😂😂😂 Harry was pissed, tired and felt insulted 🥺

    • @earth2abby879
      @earth2abby879 3 года назад +795

      @@princessbuttercup482 no freaking way🤣🤣i didn't even know that

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 3 года назад +2169

      I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @adalynn9696
      @adalynn9696 3 года назад +334

      lovely abby I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @itsbrittfutch9396
      @itsbrittfutch9396 3 года назад +121

      Adalynn Hollinger really?? 🤣

  • @Lily-xn8cw
    @Lily-xn8cw 4 года назад +2718

    The actress playing Tessa (Josephine Langford) is the sister of Kathrine Langford, who plays Hanna in 13 reasons why.
    And the actor who plays Hardin is young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes).

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 года назад +342

      oh my gosh I didn't know she was her sister that actually explains so much about her facial expressions

    • @karengalvin7181
      @karengalvin7181 4 года назад +64

      I know I googled the cast and it said Josephine Langford and I was like she is the sister of Katherine Langford and know that I know they look alike.

    • @moneyjar4606
      @moneyjar4606 4 года назад +22

      That is really cool.

    • @tannakota1846
      @tannakota1846 4 года назад +16

      Lily O the more you know~

    • @stanley____3126
      @stanley____3126 4 года назад +57

      Omg i didnt even know they were related but the qhole film i was thinking she sounded like Katherine Langford soo much😂😂

  • @LH62579
    @LH62579 3 года назад +494

    Tessa constantly looks like she's holding in a fart and everyone talks with such awkward long silences. I feel like these silences are supposed to be really deep and meaningful but it just comes out as cringey

  • @LilyEvans1996
    @LilyEvans1996 3 года назад +216

    I was so annoyed that she just treated her bf so badly.

  • @giulia9365
    @giulia9365 3 года назад +7873

    Girl touches stomach
    Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT WAS IT LOUIS

  • @maliahale518
    @maliahale518 4 года назад +11975

    “Oh they’re dating? I thought he was her brother” ahahahahhaha 😂😂 just like everyone did

    • @sav3517
      @sav3517 4 года назад +201

      Malia Hale seriously. I even read the fanfic when I was younger and was like ... did they give her a brother instead of a boyfriend? 😂😂

    • @misscutieprettyb1tch570
      @misscutieprettyb1tch570 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @iluvcorbin123
      @iluvcorbin123 4 года назад +114

      THEY SHOULD'VE MADE THAT MORE CLEAR BC I THOUGHT HE WAS HER BROTHER TOO!!

    • @katerinakozmikova2987
      @katerinakozmikova2987 4 года назад +7

      I though it too...

    • @EDeeDeeS
      @EDeeDeeS 4 года назад +29

      Lmao I was caught of gaurd to learn he was her boyfriend

  • @leticiavn
    @leticiavn 3 года назад +190

    The trope of: "I'd totally read these horrible plots in a fanfic, but don't try to make them into a mainstream movie, they're problematic"

  • @sehambaflah680
    @sehambaflah680 3 года назад +256

    I feel so bad for Dylan he just said “the only thing that’s gonna get me through this is sour patch kids“ and then it’s over 💔🥲

  • @lexi2101
    @lexi2101 4 года назад +3745

    Fun fact:
    This movie won a teen choice award for best drama Movie, The two main characters won best drama Actors and Actress!
    WUT ThE FUCk

  • @olivehr
    @olivehr 4 года назад +2278

    After: the silent love story of baby Voldemort and Hannah Baker jr.

    • @jadarocks01
      @jadarocks01 4 года назад +63

      actually the actress who plays tessa is katherine langford’s sister (aka the actress who plays hannah baker)

    • @whatever8549
      @whatever8549 4 года назад +186

      @@jadarocks01 it's almost as if this was the joke....

    • @Mercy-hu5ob
      @Mercy-hu5ob 4 года назад +45

      @@jadarocks01 that's y she said Hannah Baker Jr.

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +36

      @@jadarocks01 whoosh

    • @jjwsvtk9987
      @jjwsvtk9987 4 года назад +8

      @@jadarocks01 I- and johnny seo is indeed amazing

  • @AdamIshak01
    @AdamIshak01 Год назад +127

    In honor of Dylan finally uploading After 4 Reaction, I’m re-watching all his After videos. I miss the Sour Patches break 💕 but the “No spanking? No spanking?! NO SPANKING!?! 50 Shades of Grey might be a bad fan-fic but at least it knew what it’s audience wanted!”
    Has me dying!!! 😂😂😂

    • @AdamIshak01
      @AdamIshak01 Год назад

      @Kristian Alexis I miss his spanking references lmao. Especially when he use to spank himself while saying toodles 💕

    • @anushkatewari8694
      @anushkatewari8694 9 месяцев назад +1

      Hey me tooo I'm watching all his after videos😂

  • @njh4024
    @njh4024 Год назад +117

    Its even worse in the 'books', the bet is actually for Hardin to take Tessa's virginity, he does and then he brings the bloody bed sheets to show his friends - so yeah it's even more messed up, especially since she gets back with him after that

    • @souad.09
      @souad.09 Год назад +18

      The bloody bed sheets 💀💀💀

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Год назад

      Eww...wtf

    • @tiamarrow6366
      @tiamarrow6366 4 месяца назад

      Bloody? That would have to mean that he would’ve had to harm her while fucking her….

  • @celestloveyz3482
    @celestloveyz3482 4 года назад +3381

    "SHE'S A VIRGIN ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LONG SKIRT??!"
    HSHSHS DEAD

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 3 года назад +57

      Supposedly , in the book, he actually shows the bloody sheets to his friends to prove he took her virginity.

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 3 года назад +37

      @@corvus1374 ewqww

    • @jiderdanso2727
      @jiderdanso2727 3 года назад +12

      glad i stop reading .

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 3 года назад +24

      @@corvus1374 the person whi wrote it must be a virgin too because actually, is not that normal or common to bleed on the first time. it's more of a myth ( in fact in medieval times women pretended to be virgins by staining the sheets with blood discretely , as in from a cut or carrying it in a phial).

    • @sariyahjackson5646
      @sariyahjackson5646 3 года назад +16

      @@nessyness5447 All girls are different. Some bleed, some don't bleed. Some feel pain, some don't feel pain. We're all different.

  • @sarahh7946
    @sarahh7946 4 года назад +9102

    He addressed something so true!! He said and I quote, "Every writer always has their characters interested in literature. In reality, like 15% of people are like really into books, but every main character of a book is so into books because the person writing it is so into books."

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 4 года назад +235

      Sarah h I’m a writer and my characters aren’t really into books, even though I ADORE reading. But, Dylan is right.

    • @violaw.2910
      @violaw.2910 4 года назад +460

      But I think it also has something to do with the audience a book tries to appeal to. Because obviously most people who would read the book are into reading in general. So it's not only because the author loves reading but also because it's an easy way for the audience to relate to the protagonist.

    • @TadanoCandy
      @TadanoCandy 4 года назад +30

      I'm a writer too and none of my characters are into books, but that's because I'm not into books either. The correlation appears to be there for a sample size of n = 2 at least xD

    • @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113
      @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113 4 года назад +19

      Um, let's face this movies is already cliche so obviously

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica 4 года назад +34

      it just made me realise all my OCs are into books, dogs and milkshake asjfjhsugfasfd
      time to change that

  • @han-marie
    @han-marie 3 года назад +177

    I was apart of the generation who grew up reading After as a fanfiction - when it was turned into books and changed into Hardin it was insane, then turning it into a movie was hilarious but I'm way too sentimental about this series 😅
    Anna Todd had the audacity to invite Harry Styles to the movie premiere and afterwards he blocked her, honestly cracked us all up ahaha

    • @abigailsofialopezmendez6686
      @abigailsofialopezmendez6686 Год назад +22

      I would not have the courage to invite a famous star to the watch a movie made up the weird story I made in my head about them.. I am not surprise he blocked her

  • @prinajindal7260
    @prinajindal7260 3 года назад +129

    "Who got you pregnant!!? Louis???!"
    This killed me 💀

    • @ns1208
      @ns1208 2 года назад +6

      Right!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard! But dylan..don't throw shades on louis!

  • @rubyoise796
    @rubyoise796 4 года назад +4390

    This is 50 shades of grey for minors.

    • @eloisedapizzalover3736
      @eloisedapizzalover3736 4 года назад +43

      Nah more like who wrote it was a 34 yr old guy saw on the news kids getting pregnant and making out thought college in 2020 is like that

    • @bethany8379
      @bethany8379 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @callahensley7355
      @callahensley7355 3 года назад +6

      Except there is no S&M and the guy doesn't want a submissive. So really not the same at all. LOL

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 3 года назад +18

      @@callahensley7355 there is not much of actual bdsm in 50shades either, and christian doesn't want a sub, he wants a doormat with no personality and easy to psychologically manipulate. so really, it is quite similar

    • @mayaandersson1450
      @mayaandersson1450 3 года назад +3

      Check the second trailer haha

  • @coleyjervase
    @coleyjervase 4 года назад +7500

    Harden: my dad was a drunk
    Christian Grey: the woman who gave birth to me was a crack addict
    Edward: ...that's rough buddy

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 4 года назад +1076

      In the fanfiction, it's actually revealed that his mom was raped by a group of men who wanted to beat up his dad because he started a fight with them whilst drunk. Hardin witnessed it all and has PTSD from the whole incident, which (surprisingly) can only be numbed by Tessa.
      But also like, Christian was raped by his mother's friend for many years so there's that.
      We need to stop making fanfiction into actual books.

    • @meghan1355
      @meghan1355 4 года назад +585

      It's sad that Edward is the only one with no daddy/mommy issues.

    • @shaleabrown2643
      @shaleabrown2643 4 года назад +373

      I don’t know if that was supposed to be an Avatar The Last Airbender reference but I’m going to assume it was😂

    • @coleyjervase
      @coleyjervase 4 года назад +86

      @@shaleabrown2643 indeed it was! 😂

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 4 года назад +134

      That's Zuko's line to Sokka

  • @carrijane3036
    @carrijane3036 Год назад +37

    Okay but is no one gonna talk about how that professor broke ferpa laws? She can get fired for giving another student's work to a peer without written consent 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tiamarrow6366
      @tiamarrow6366 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, I think Hardin wanted to get it to Tessa, but didn’t have the courage to do so. I mean Hardin’s paper was literally about Tessa and meant for Tessa, so he most likely wanted her to read it.

  • @UNYQUE707
    @UNYQUE707 3 года назад +87

    *Yeah lay her down. Put that HARD in.*
    I DIED!! 😂😂💀💀

    • @zeeo3147
      @zeeo3147 2 года назад +4

      Lmao😭😭😭

    • @daycharting
      @daycharting 2 года назад +4

      The best one imo lol

  • @lua3029
    @lua3029 4 года назад +3996

    you know you’re doing something wrong if your own accent sounds fake

    • @ayshah1987
      @ayshah1987 3 года назад +10

      @@thatcoolturtle5054 sameee

    • @misoasoda340
      @misoasoda340 3 года назад +45

      I feel like he didn’t grow up in England and lost his accent cus it sounds so forced 😭😭

    • @MorganMairi
      @MorganMairi 3 года назад +41

      It’s legit the accent I do when I make fun of ‘posh’ English accents (I’m Scottish)

    • @sidneysullivan1651
      @sidneysullivan1651 3 года назад +58

      It's because the actor has more of a Roadman accent, but they wanted him to try and sound more posh, like Harry

    • @aryaslay715
      @aryaslay715 3 года назад +47

      The actor has a cockney accent (which is english but doesnt sound anything like the stereotypical ‘posh’ british accent) and so the writers forced him to speak more poshly by getting him to pronounce his t’s but it really messes the whole thing up like i was cringing so hard

  • @noeliawynters
    @noeliawynters 4 года назад +5951

    No one:
    Hardin: * aNgRy iN BriTisH *

    • @ESE33
      @ESE33 4 года назад +61

      That was the best part of this whole video, tbh

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 4 года назад +49

      Here’s the thing I’m British and his accent is still SO WEIRD. Like it’s a mix of his deep voice and he’s a roadman in real life so he tries to hide that in the movie... overall it’s just weird to hear him talk lol.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 4 года назад +2

      Blk Barbie what is a Roadman??😂

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 4 года назад +19

      Marie P H idk how you can describe it but they have a distinct accent and they’re from London mostly, sometimes up north. Boys who participate in illegitimate activities and think they’re hard.

    • @marieph9156
      @marieph9156 4 года назад +2

      Blk Barbie ok thx

  • @chelseasutherland9384
    @chelseasutherland9384 2 года назад +82

    Still cant believe hair and confidence changed Noah to THEO.

    • @laliclaudesol2350
      @laliclaudesol2350 2 года назад +8

      I am SO HAPPY to have found this comment. Homeboi keeps falling for the wrong women, tho...

    • @abbyr5127
      @abbyr5127 2 года назад +12

      HE WAS SO FINE IN “YOU”

    • @nicoleatieno9506
      @nicoleatieno9506 2 года назад

      SAME THING I WAS THINKING

    • @mkaeganhall3545
      @mkaeganhall3545 2 года назад +1

      I WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS FROM

    • @neza1337
      @neza1337 2 года назад +1

      IM SORRY BUT HE IS SO FINE

  • @0802alexander
    @0802alexander 7 месяцев назад +33

    Dylan was so innocent going into this. Delving into the unknown 😂

  • @fifi22
    @fifi22 4 года назад +16029

    “ I thought he was her brother “ : literally everyone who watched this movie ( and read the book )

    • @jeanettec1320
      @jeanettec1320 4 года назад +338

      I read this comment before the scene happened and I was still surprised when he kissed her

    • @shamkand
      @shamkand 4 года назад +156

      if you read the book, then you knew it was her boyfriend. What you wrote does not make sense ...

    • @mehek5948
      @mehek5948 4 года назад +87

      I did as well and when they kissed I was like ewwww, aren't they siblings 😂😂

    • @a333kc
      @a333kc 4 года назад +7

      omg facts lmaooo

    • @TheReelNerdyReview
      @TheReelNerdyReview 4 года назад +85

      Yea they look more like brother and sister than a couple.

  • @vika5327
    @vika5327 4 года назад +9666

    I love how Dylan almost talks through the whole movie to fill the silence of those pauses haha

    • @nonetheyoshi9093
      @nonetheyoshi9093 4 года назад +28

      Dude by bitmoji is exactly the same as yours wth😂

    • @baileyspeltbeefy1768
      @baileyspeltbeefy1768 Год назад +5

      All of his sex jokes were painful to watch though lol
      It got old and cringey by the time they were playing truth or dare but he just. Kept. Going.

    • @akirahatson2593
      @akirahatson2593 Год назад +15

      ​@@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You can just npt watch

    • @mayaleeleng
      @mayaleeleng Год назад +17

      @@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You clearly don't understand Dylan. That's his thing.

  • @basma4231
    @basma4231 2 года назад +121

    I came across this channel and I genuinely don’t think I can ever watch a movie without this guy’s reactions it’s priceless omg

  • @bakeymykakey
    @bakeymykakey 3 года назад +100

    How can someone who is literally English sound like he’s faking his accent

  • @amykessler6574
    @amykessler6574 4 года назад +3413

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that sad boy is super British and his dad isn't?

    • @michelledeveau9348
      @michelledeveau9348 4 года назад +231

      Amy Kessler lol I saw the movie bc my friends wanted to see it; his mom Is British and he grew up with her if I remember correctly

    • @amykessler6574
      @amykessler6574 4 года назад +28

      @@michelledeveau9348 oh okay cool! I've never seen the movie. But that totally makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @zeecece3309
      @zeecece3309 4 года назад +59

      He’s supposed to look like Harry styles it flopped

    • @nbegum9806
      @nbegum9806 4 года назад +8

      Cece Foreverxox no he’s not.

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te 4 года назад +23

      In the original fan fic on Wattpad, he was british

  • @user-np3xl6ep7s
    @user-np3xl6ep7s 3 года назад +16381

    the amount of female protagonists who study literature pisses me off. For ONCE can we get a girl who studies like science?

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 3 года назад +284

      Yes plssssss

    • @adelinehanson815
      @adelinehanson815 3 года назад +1657

      No because authors understand English. Their protagonists probably don’t understand science because neither do they. 😂😂😂

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 3 года назад +560

      @@adelinehanson815 ppl can have multiple interests and research is a thing so yeh

    • @bxtchyqueen1687
      @bxtchyqueen1687 3 года назад +959

      Can we get a girl who doesn’t like school

    • @sapphire-mh7mu
      @sapphire-mh7mu 3 года назад +574

      they do it so they try to make their writing seem better and more “complex” by adding meaningless book quotes that the female relates to

  • @chestty455
    @chestty455 2 года назад +41

    11:56 "They are struggling so hard to keep their heads above water." *next shot - both heads now submerged*.
    Low-key comedic genius right there.

  • @Icemanz666
    @Icemanz666 7 месяцев назад +33

    Time to rewatch every video and the latest finale again.. who's with me?

  • @nataliek401
    @nataliek401 4 года назад +2714

    Plot twist: Hardin and Tessa can communicate telepathically

    • @cup_of_yellow
      @cup_of_yellow 4 года назад +31

      Nicole Raviola maze runner eat your heart out

    • @Wow-br7tm
      @Wow-br7tm 4 года назад +8

      Makes a lot more sense!!😂😫

    • @billieross8838
      @billieross8838 4 года назад +4

      I want to like but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it.

    • @ShaniceRodd
      @ShaniceRodd 4 года назад +8

      The best comment I've ever seen.

    • @janeparklikeslemonade
      @janeparklikeslemonade 4 года назад

      woahh..

  • @berenicevega8720
    @berenicevega8720 4 года назад +5277

    Okay but why is Hardin’s essay not typed in Times New Roman? He’s supposed to be in college and he’s typing in Calibri😂😂😂

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 года назад +582

      Not to mention there's no header 😩😩😩

    • @berenicevega8720
      @berenicevega8720 4 года назад +469

      Queen Valencia
      Somewhere in the world an AP English Language teacher is crying at their failed attempt to teach him basic MLA. Tsk tsk what an abomination

    • @MikaylaN-sz4te
      @MikaylaN-sz4te 4 года назад +86

      The important questions

    • @creaturesoul4469
      @creaturesoul4469 4 года назад +167

      Wrong font with no heading, my English teacher would have failed me on the spot. XD

    • @_gblume
      @_gblume 4 года назад +60

      I hate what I can't tell what the line spacing is either

  • @natashavelasquez1841
    @natashavelasquez1841 3 года назад +88

    I literally couldn’t with all the harden jokes 😂

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +75

    Hate even the premise of this movie, but I confess I would’ve probably liked it as a teenager if it had been made back then. At that age, hormones are so strong that they can affect your judgment. It’s so bad, you can fall in love with a fire hydrant. It’s an insane time of life. I’m glad it’s over.

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 2 года назад +1

      true dat, I fell in love with a fire hydrant

  • @apaintbrush.
    @apaintbrush. 4 года назад +5494

    I wrote a better story in first grade about me losing toothpaste in space.

    • @Devilisha3
      @Devilisha3 4 года назад +312

      Interested how this ended

    • @lexx.stormm
      @lexx.stormm 4 года назад +48

      I’m dead!!!

    • @brianaaaaaa
      @brianaaaaaa 4 года назад +76

      a paint brush. - write a whole book

    • @astrasmith8563
      @astrasmith8563 4 года назад +70

      I would read the feck out of this

    • @alexyeezus7520
      @alexyeezus7520 4 года назад +25

      Ok and How did it goo

  • @sidraalam5325
    @sidraalam5325 4 года назад +3582

    harry styles, sweetie, im so sorry. your name got dragged into this shit for years.

    • @mercykachigunda9418
      @mercykachigunda9418 4 года назад +235

      Ikr the only reason this movie got buzz was because its associated with harry styles

    • @myalee767
      @myalee767 4 года назад +32

      That’s the tea sis

    • @madwildocean03
      @madwildocean03 4 года назад +9

      @@mercykachigunda9418 ☕☕

    • @WhyDontWeLimelights
      @WhyDontWeLimelights 4 года назад +6

      Preach

    • @somnia1161
      @somnia1161 4 года назад +9

      I never knew this was from Wattpad or had anything to do with them :(((

  • @Ari-355
    @Ari-355 3 года назад +85

    I like how he is a guy watching a movie mostly targeted towards females and yet despite his gender, his opinion about the movie is pretty much what most people were thinking when they first watched the movie. Also I like how they use the tension to pretty much say the entire movie story line

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Год назад +53

    “Hardin Scott got his first rejection”. I refuse to believe that’s the guy’s first rejection in his life. Ain’t nobody in the real world who just straight-up doesn’t get rejected a lot. Everybody gets rejected a lot, and the ones who don’t are lying about it, even though it’s normal and not to be ashamed of

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 4 года назад +38057

    my friend made me see this in theaters w her and when harden said “hAvE u nEvEr bEEN tOuchEd bEfOre” the entire theater bursted out laughing

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 4 года назад +3854

      Amen to that

    • @AnneliseMelo
      @AnneliseMelo 4 года назад +2922

      I stoped the book there, I could'n randle

    • @deulily
      @deulily 4 года назад +681

      SAME

    • @minkey5998
      @minkey5998 4 года назад +581

      @@AnneliseMelo thats not what happens in the book tho

    • @jennyvictoria1686
      @jennyvictoria1686 4 года назад +2911

      literally same. there were so many times everyone in the theatre just started cackling at how bad the movie was

  • @louiseandastrid1630
    @louiseandastrid1630 4 года назад +2167

    Oh, it's a Wattpad book turned movie?
    Makes sense.

    • @ekadamayantisilalahi1599
      @ekadamayantisilalahi1599 4 года назад +29

      but i love wattpad story though
      hahaha

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones 4 года назад +9

      Louise Scanlon yep the kissing booth was too but that’s better

    • @tramya183
      @tramya183 4 года назад +19

      Jassy Jones it was not lol

    • @unfortunateClown
      @unfortunateClown 4 года назад +2

      Not the first time it happened

    • @samanthaharrison6247
      @samanthaharrison6247 4 года назад +5

      Actually, it's Wattpad story turned published book series turned movie. The books were much better

  • @JVSolus
    @JVSolus 2 года назад +89

    In the books Hardin literally showed his friends their bloody sheets to show that they had intercourse and everything was so f‘ed up

    • @lilw5653
      @lilw5653 2 года назад +6

      Wtf why would they be??? Did he murder her or something like wtf

    • @madi4351
      @madi4351 2 года назад

      @@lilw5653 bc hardin and zed had a bet to see who could take her virginity

    • @JVSolus
      @JVSolus 2 года назад +7

      @@lilw5653 lots of girls bleed after their first time and apparently Tessa was one of those and because of the bet, Hardin showed them to their friends

    • @LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25
      @LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 2 года назад +8

      @@JVSolus that’s beyond fucked up

    • @goawayrain1293
      @goawayrain1293 4 месяца назад

      Not to mention what Steph did to Tessa 😭

  • @sarabutler870
    @sarabutler870 4 года назад +4362

    who tf would name their kid Hardin...I just wanna talk...

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 3 года назад +160

      You should watch Dylan’s commentary on attaway general. He makes a pact where we stop naming our kids stupid fanfic names like Holden and Hardin😂😂😂

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 3 года назад +44

      @@AA-fp3eo let's ban all h names at this point lol

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 3 года назад +51

      Sugar lol yea. Like, Hardin is a pretty name for a fanfic but it doesn’t fit anywhere else lol

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 3 года назад +81

      @@AA-fp3eo plus Hardin and Holden have so much bullying/joke material it's like setting up your own kids for failure

    • @AA-fp3eo
      @AA-fp3eo 3 года назад +3

      Sugar exactly

  • @abbyciv4979
    @abbyciv4979 4 года назад +1537

    "Who got you pregnant? Louis?"
    I really love this guy😂😂😂

  • @rubymochicarlile7535
    @rubymochicarlile7535 Год назад +16

    Every author makes their main character like to read, and every artist make there oc like to paint. It’s just how it be

  • @noface3641
    @noface3641 2 года назад +34

    15:12 Dylan: *sarcastically* "it makes sense to make out with another guy... as a morally astute person"
    that's one of the core things I hate about this movie. they completely disregard her whole character through out the whole movie. and she is literally the protagonist!! its like we were introduced to the main character and learned what she is like just to act like it didn't happen and never speak of it again cause now suddenly she is someone else entirely. and why? for sex scenes. that's why. clever story, really clever

  • @fairybebbiesuwu366
    @fairybebbiesuwu366 4 года назад +1377

    “I imagine the one direction members hooking up-“
    *Context is important, people*

    • @JERBYTUBE
      @JERBYTUBE 4 года назад +16

      i mean...i relate with that.

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 4 года назад +11

      I swear all Directioners are freaky
      No exceptions

  • @mr.manguy3692
    @mr.manguy3692 3 года назад +2890

    This movie glorifies toxic relationships and cheating in relationships who thought making this movie was a good idea 😂😂😂

  • @graceleslie9758
    @graceleslie9758 Год назад +13

    "Does she need help getting in the water--is she your CHILD?!?!" Imma say it, this is one of my favorite Dylan's videos. I love you, Dylan!!!❤

  • @THEMOVIEBAE
    @THEMOVIEBAE 3 года назад +33

    “Every main character is into books cause the writer is into books” (balls up screenplay) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheValeriaChannel
    @TheValeriaChannel 4 года назад +3905

    x: "how many sexual jokes do you want to make with the name 'hardin'?"
    dylan: *yes*

  • @peaches6362
    @peaches6362 4 года назад +2972

    Hardin be like: **AnGrY iN bRiTiSh**

    • @theoriesicantexplain2433
      @theoriesicantexplain2433 4 года назад +54

      Not even angry in a good British

    • @amorgan005
      @amorgan005 4 года назад +8

      Anne Boleyn thats his real accent tho like he is really British in real life

    • @wyun220
      @wyun220 4 года назад +15

      @@amorgan005 really his accent sounds so fake flowery and pretentious

    • @bk6883
      @bk6883 4 года назад +2

      Angel Wings they made him change it but he sounds better in the sequel

    • @nightskyji
      @nightskyji 4 года назад +8

      Breanna karlichek this shit has a sequel??

  • @mallorymashburn2999
    @mallorymashburn2999 3 года назад +66

    Dylan: what if this is a good movie
    *laughs uncontrollably*

  • @marindavijge7239
    @marindavijge7239 3 года назад +17

    “Who got you pregnant LOUIS????” :)

  • @diamondbaker5331
    @diamondbaker5331 3 года назад +9032

    Dylan: “Oh, it’s a post-apocalyptic movie. I get it, ‘AFTER’ the world ends.”
    Me: No, that would be a more interesting plot.

    • @amultishiper8173
      @amultishiper8173 3 года назад +98

      I thought the same when he said that XD i was like:that would be interesting

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @tilliekerry4560
      @tilliekerry4560 3 года назад +35

      at least then there would be a point

    • @jadecobbe1484
      @jadecobbe1484 2 года назад +8

      Yeah it would be

    • @Jenny-mo1be
      @Jenny-mo1be 2 года назад +19

      Lol anything would be more interesting than this movie 💀

  • @toulousesho
    @toulousesho 4 года назад +5364

    why do people imagine Harry like this he's literally the sweetest person

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 3 года назад +424

      some fangirls imagine ed sheeran with actual defined abs ( i saw post once from a fanfic writter complaining about that and i don't think i've ever laughed so much) so at this point nothing even surprises me.

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 3 года назад +184

      IKR he’s a sweetheart I adore him so much. “Treat People With Kindness” is his motto

    • @disappointing.
      @disappointing. 3 года назад +79

      because the movie made his character sweeter and that's stupid because in the books he's incredibly rude and irritating.

    • @briannaleeromero225
      @briannaleeromero225 3 года назад +80

      Nobody imagines Harry like this

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 3 года назад +14

      @@nessyness5447 Omg🤣

  • @jackiee_
    @jackiee_ 3 года назад +23

    “WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT? LOUIS?” OH NO I DIED

  • @esraau.u154
    @esraau.u154 2 года назад +22

    i’m very surprised the toxicity of the book made its way to the movie, i thought it was going to be a bit more toned down in this area. it didn’t make sense that directors deemed it sensible to bring it to life, with wattpad i feel like its a zone where every toxic behavior is given a green card, but when i see it in action its just so odd to me

  • @steellennie6754
    @steellennie6754 4 года назад +4009

    Let's not forget that he took the sheets with her blood(when they first did it) and the condom and showed it to his friends
    Just remember that

    • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
      @user-hi4xi2rp8j 4 года назад +902

      And they say romance is dead

    • @rebekalapina8005
      @rebekalapina8005 4 года назад +62

      I didn't watch the whole video and i paused it. I was trying to watch it on Tv just now but i spoiled the whole movie for myself by reading these comments

    • @janelle4887
      @janelle4887 4 года назад +266

      Lavender Knightly that part is in the book not the movie 💀

    • @Lily-wk9pg
      @Lily-wk9pg 4 года назад +59

      i only ended up reading up to chapter 83 on wattpad then it got boring so idk what happened at the end lol

    • @signewhite5587
      @signewhite5587 4 года назад +199

      yeah hardin was sick in the books. Im still mad that tessa forgave him

  • @KariVictoria
    @KariVictoria 3 года назад +4924

    "short ass skirt" DYLAN. SIR. THAT IS A ROMPER

    • @end_of_eternity
      @end_of_eternity 3 года назад +24

      XD

    • @nyctophile6590
      @nyctophile6590 3 года назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bbhavii
      @bbhavii 3 года назад +155

      Do not challenge the FaShIOn gOd lol, if he says its a short ass skirt then thats what it is

  • @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_
    @LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ Год назад +15

    I love how she says one sentence and Dylan immediately goes, “What are you talkin’ about, bitch?”

  • @jaylaashlynn5446
    @jaylaashlynn5446 Год назад +29

    I’ve always loved Dylan’s content and I’m not saying he’s terrible or should be cancelled, but the low key sexualizing of lesbians he does in his videos sometimes makes me a little uncomfortable as a lesbian

    • @ellen8721
      @ellen8721 Год назад +4

      say it louder !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @331mohammadahmad4
      @331mohammadahmad4 Год назад +2

      i feel like everyone was like this 2018 2019 era. same with pewdiepie

    • @bookworm-rachel
      @bookworm-rachel 2 месяца назад +2

      Agreed, which is why Dylan stopped years ago! Not sure if he spoke about it on this channel or Ooga Booga, but he explained that although it was meant as a joke, he read the comments on how it was making women feel and that's why he doesn't say it anymore. I'm bi and I really respect him for that, men with a big following like his rarely listen genuinely to their female audience and own up to a shitty joke. You can see in the After 5 commentary, there's a similar scene with two women kissing and he's just insulting Hardin instead lol

  • @ewelinasoltysiak9207
    @ewelinasoltysiak9207 4 года назад +2850

    2:45 "Oh my god you're pregnant. Who got you pregnant? Louis?" I SHOULDN'T LAUGH SO HARD ON THAT BUT IT'S TOO REAL HAHAHAH

  • @Jess2iPrinzessi
    @Jess2iPrinzessi 3 года назад +16044

    "I don't think we can ever be just friends" is such a fanfiction line 😂

    • @cosmicowl4430
      @cosmicowl4430 3 года назад +120

      This comment is so underrated 😂

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os 3 года назад +215

      After is literally a fanfic based off of harry styles so i guess it fits

    • @Ray-lw2os
      @Ray-lw2os 3 года назад +42

      wow i literally said this before i got to the part where he explained it was a fic BAHHAHAH

    • @andreana5362
      @andreana5362 3 года назад +16

      It happened to me like five months ago... x)

    • @lenal.7393
      @lenal.7393 3 года назад +75

      I was mqd at this line because before that they literally met 2 times, and they haven't talked, the chemistry wasn't there so I don't get why they can't be friends 😂

  • @dontworry1330
    @dontworry1330 Год назад +7

    If some guy told me he wanted to show me a place and then he drives me out to the middle of the WOODS that's in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, I would've for sure thought I was dying that day.

  • @samistoddard826
    @samistoddard826 Год назад +6

    my favorite lime from anything ever, “I need that wisdom land-en-to her life.”

  • @celeste970
    @celeste970 4 года назад +5425

    _Tessa with her hands on her stomach_
    “OMG SHE’S PREGNANT! WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!? LOUIS!?”

  • @yrsa4910
    @yrsa4910 4 года назад +3025

    I watched this movie in the cinema and everyone was laughing the whole time because it was so bad. fun times

    • @nuthara2049
      @nuthara2049 4 года назад +148

      yo i was pissing myself from the beginning! I was cringe laughing so hard, and no one else was reacting the same way

    • @luvsadeplz
      @luvsadeplz 4 года назад +128

      My friends and I went on an all girl date and we were laughing our asses off, I felt bad for the people in the cinema with us but jesus...this movie was awful. And when one of my friends lended me the book, I actually wanted to vomit.

    • @pflanzeimpool
      @pflanzeimpool 4 года назад +44

      Me and my 3 friends watched this movie together and couldn't stop laughing and making fun of it and we were literally told to shut up. I'm curious to what kinda cinema y'all go to.

    • @user-wt9vw6sl1g
      @user-wt9vw6sl1g 4 года назад +4

      same af😂

    • @tdasibuna1061
      @tdasibuna1061 4 года назад +31

      Omg when I went everyone was laughing and cringing and then there were these 14 year old girls complaining that they can’t even hear what the actors are saying

  • @Kristianalexis1
    @Kristianalexis1 6 месяцев назад +11

    Guess who’s doing a marathon of the After commentaries now that it’s done? 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @WeebMeister37
    @WeebMeister37 Год назад +8

    The fact that people like this and the book is legitimately insane to me...

  • @marymurphy1877
    @marymurphy1877 3 года назад +5412

    "I think its better... If we keep our distance" proceeds to step back a step. that joke was AHEAD OF ITS TIME.

    • @bertafjertafisalukta2302
      @bertafjertafisalukta2302 3 года назад +50

      Truee

    • @twinkletoes6290
      @twinkletoes6290 3 года назад +113

      Lmao!! I never thought of that, but boy are you right!! 6ft at minimum at all times pls!! “It’s better if we keep our distance!!”