CM Punk's Grammar Slam - Literally vs. Figuratively

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @scottburton9741
    @scottburton9741 8 лет назад +87

    John Cena gets into Intensive care after the fire is put out. "Where am I"
    "ICU"
    "No you don't"

  • @wagdawgwag872
    @wagdawgwag872 9 лет назад +181

    Literally has completely replaced seriously.

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 9 лет назад +127

    I've figuratively watched this video 1000 times lol

  • @TownieGirl1974
    @TownieGirl1974 10 лет назад +74

    This is literally fantastic.

    • @broon8CFC
      @broon8CFC 10 лет назад +8

      You're right.

    • @TownieGirl1974
      @TownieGirl1974 10 лет назад +6

      It's better to be right than wrong! You're very nice to say I am right! I wish I was there in person to shake your hand and say "Thank You".
      How'd I do CM Punk? Do I need a Grammar Slam?

    • @InfernAlien
      @InfernAlien 9 лет назад +2

      +Karen Catizone And it's also figuratively fantastic. It's fantastic in any forms.

  • @ageniewitdabeanie9637
    @ageniewitdabeanie9637 9 лет назад +23

    Since I was 10 CM Punk has been my favorite WWE Superstar ever and he still is. He has great sense of humor.

  • @jessesmith6018
    @jessesmith6018 9 лет назад +73

    I AM NOT LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT XD

  • @mateusparcianello5545
    @mateusparcianello5545 9 лет назад +80

    Literally on fire. Man that was funny "Someone gotta put it out" LOL

    • @alexudrescu9472
      @alexudrescu9472 9 лет назад +2

      +Mateus Parcianello CM Punk is going to find you and he's gonna literally smash that bottle into your head.

    • @mateusparcianello5545
      @mateusparcianello5545 9 лет назад +2

      +Alex Udrescu Then, I will be literally bleeding.

    • @alexudrescu9472
      @alexudrescu9472 9 лет назад +2

      Mateus Parcianello Then you will literally go to the hospital.

    • @mateusparcianello5545
      @mateusparcianello5545 9 лет назад +3

      +Alex Udrescu And I will be figuratively fucked.

    • @alexudrescu9472
      @alexudrescu9472 9 лет назад +3

      Mateus Parcianello I guess you will be literally fucked if a busty blonde treats you.

  • @YTMrJūggs
    @YTMrJūggs 10 лет назад +8

    They should have made more episodes of this series. I've learned more watching this then I have at School.

  • @HiSaimanSays
    @HiSaimanSays 11 лет назад +9

    CM Punk is figuratively the best in the world.

  • @cenagirl202x
    @cenagirl202x 10 лет назад +25

    "As you see me stand here before you I am a human being, Literally." xD

    • @musa7514
      @musa7514 10 лет назад +1

      Standing*

    • @alelugo4237
      @alelugo4237 10 лет назад

      Hey u should do a video that aj Lee and dean Ambrose MV with cm punk and Paige Knight

  • @D22Games
    @D22Games 9 лет назад +15

    I learned something today. Literally.

  • @BeezSays
    @BeezSays 9 лет назад +12

    This is my premier annoyance in life. Great call!

  • @Shweet224
    @Shweet224 10 лет назад +3

    Oh man, time to binge-watch these videos!

  • @sgufanboy
    @sgufanboy 10 лет назад +2

    "Literally... Is just that! I don't even know how to explain it, the fuckin' definitition is literally!" I fell off my chair laughing XD

  • @KineticGTR
    @KineticGTR 10 лет назад +37

    lol. Reminds me of Henry Rollins

    • @RyuBlack93
      @RyuBlack93 10 лет назад +7

      Oh hell yeah... I so agree with that! lmao

    • @tander101
      @tander101 10 лет назад +2

      Rollins... Did you see what Seth Rollins did last Monday Night RAW?

    • @mahdi_r7
      @mahdi_r7 2 месяца назад

      @@tander101Yeah he literally got jumped by Bronson Reed

  • @republicofsandles
    @republicofsandles 10 лет назад +4

    A professional wrestler is teaching grammar.
    The nerd age has begun.

  • @CooperHughes1
    @CooperHughes1 10 лет назад +48

    I wish he'd do another, where he goes over, to, too, and two.

    • @CarloVeraSoliz
      @CarloVeraSoliz 9 лет назад +4

      Affect and effect could be mentioned too

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 9 лет назад +2

      Carlo Vera Soliz We figuratively need this for the survival of the English language.
      Not literally because, well, we're still using English and it's still being used.

    • @kryceksangel
      @kryceksangel 9 лет назад +2

      Season 2 started on Monday

    • @pokemonpacific-rimmech-x4a876
      @pokemonpacific-rimmech-x4a876 6 лет назад +1

      Cm punk tell John Cena that he sucks

    • @odin-gamingandwrestling7141
      @odin-gamingandwrestling7141 5 лет назад +2

      He just did a week ago. After 5 damn years.

  • @xavierscott222
    @xavierscott222 8 лет назад +2

    This series needs to be on tv

  • @MysteriousJG
    @MysteriousJG 10 лет назад +7

    Punk, please save us.
    New print dictionaries and online dictionaries have taken to including a second definition of literally, which is basically...figuratively. I think Google's dictionary says literally can be "used for emphasis" and Mirriam-Webster now includes "virtually" as a synonym of literally. The fact that this is happening is basically society giving up on people ever speaking correctly.
    So again Punk, please save us.
    (Oh, and we wouldn't mind having AJ back on TV to entertain us either, if you're still feeling generous after rescuing the language).

    • @IAmGunzNoob
      @IAmGunzNoob 9 лет назад

      Well... the English language tends to evolve, as time progress, just look at olde English. Things will be much different in the future... LITERALLY! xD

  • @Lil_Snug
    @Lil_Snug 11 лет назад

    You should watch his "then, than" episode, and then tell me how your use "then" relates to time. Don't check my typo with arbitrary adverbs at the beginning of your sentence.

  • @GG2137GG
    @GG2137GG 10 лет назад +10

    Some people use "literally" figuratively, to describe figurative things.
    Just like not everyone uses "figuratively" literally, but to describe obvious things.
    Words aren't meant to be used literally all the time, and the same goes for "literally".
    Otherwise, about half of the phrases would make no sense.

    • @Shaqstheman000
      @Shaqstheman000 10 лет назад

      It's a joke

    • @GG2137GG
      @GG2137GG 10 лет назад

      Shaqstheman000
      I actually might have had a point there

    • @GG2137GG
      @GG2137GG 9 лет назад

      Peter Robert Wilson
      I must've missclicked "view replies", pardon

  • @Icanbarelyfinishpersonagames
    @Icanbarelyfinishpersonagames 9 месяцев назад

    I come back to this series often, i first watched it when i was about 12 or 13 and this video particularly, i remember watching vividly. it taught me how to properly use literally, so thank you Mr punk.

  • @kryceksangel
    @kryceksangel 9 лет назад +37

    Where do we line up to spit on Cena?

    • @srepahzatulzzz9610
      @srepahzatulzzz9610 8 лет назад +1

      When he is literally on fire in the ring

    • @moret25
      @moret25 8 лет назад +1

      +Sean Avery Or when he's trying to look like he's from the Hood.

    • @ethanbiondi8669
      @ethanbiondi8669 8 лет назад +2

      moret25 OR when he ruins the WWE and all wrestlers there.

    • @FFcecil1991
      @FFcecil1991 8 лет назад +2

      😂 yes!

  • @javelincheshire6358
    @javelincheshire6358 9 лет назад +1

    Please do more of these videos. They are brilliant!

  • @ZarlanTheGreen
    @ZarlanTheGreen 10 лет назад +18

    I think pro wrestling is crap, yet here I am watching a pro wrestler and loving the guy.
    It's a weird old world.

    • @Saltyoven
      @Saltyoven 10 лет назад +8

      I don't like wrestling, But I like CM Punk.

    • @89jomama
      @89jomama 10 лет назад

      I like UFC better but I like CM Punk lmao If that makes sense at all.

    • @jonathanayala375
      @jonathanayala375 9 лет назад

      +Evan Hollis, well, now CM Punk just signed to join the UFC, so, you get to like both CM Punk and UFC a little more.

  • @atsushiikeda6730
    @atsushiikeda6730 11 лет назад

    This is figuratively my favorite video ever. Their needs to be more of these. These are better then any of the other videos threw and threw.

  • @TheDarkLordOfBass
    @TheDarkLordOfBass 10 лет назад +5

    He's doing really well, Punk. Not "doing really good."

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 10 лет назад +4

    His transformation into Wolverine is almost complete.

  • @Zeeeemonolith
    @Zeeeemonolith 9 лет назад +4

    I'm just watching these to see that guy get hit with things.

  • @216oddball
    @216oddball 8 лет назад +1

    Every time I hear "literally" being abused, I put this video on and it makes my day.

  • @kenterminateddq5311
    @kenterminateddq5311 9 лет назад +7

    I am definitely guilty of this mistake. Mainly because it's easier to say literally than figuratively.
    Is there another word for figuratively?????

    • @adzarsenal39
      @adzarsenal39 9 лет назад

      virtually

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 9 лет назад

      Dumb Pagan
      Oh, nice.

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 8 лет назад

      Caitlin Tierney
      Well, what Punk meant is when someone is on fire, it doesn't mean literally because if I put fire on your body, it would burn.
      Frankly, I am not a Punk fan anymore but I agree with him.

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 8 лет назад +1

      Caitlin Tierney
      Well, that's what the comment was said.
      That's why Punk corrected him and say Cena can't be literally on fire because he would be burned to a crisp.

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 8 лет назад +3

      Caitlin Tierney
      Wow, u sure have a lot to say.

  • @EdgeVStriker
    @EdgeVStriker 11 лет назад

    Yes I would like to see more. Here's a concept contribution from someone I heard recently: In regards to seeing 'souls' saved during an outreach, the word 'soles' was used instead.

  • @sml7495
    @sml7495 8 лет назад +5

    Wow...who wants Punk as his English teacher?

  • @hunterxhunterman
    @hunterxhunterman 10 лет назад

    OMG! I subscribed immediately after I finished watching this guy's rant...LITERALLY!
    It doesn't matter who he is. With his education, physique and the way he carries himself this man is just what people who don't care about grammar need in order to wake them the hell up and say how do to the world.

  • @imranbecks
    @imranbecks 11 лет назад +5

    This is literally hilarious!

  • @coldste
    @coldste 10 лет назад +1

    I love punk when he done stuff like this

  • @Alex1995gr
    @Alex1995gr 10 лет назад +3

    1:00 I Figuratively died hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @TheKaisama
    @TheKaisama 11 лет назад

    These videos are amazing. Thank you, Matt and Pat.

  • @DrJReefer
    @DrJReefer 10 лет назад +4

    I'd pay good money to see Cena literally on fire.

  • @DangerousGirlMusic
    @DangerousGirlMusic 11 лет назад

    OMG THANK YOU!!! One of my friends just got in the habit of using 'literally' wrong. Which is one of my biggest pet peeves. Along with when people use the word 'legit'. Which is something I have come to accept that same friend will never stop doing.

  • @wilrivera2668
    @wilrivera2668 10 лет назад +6

    ... please do AFFECT and EFFECT :o)

  • @CONVERSE1991
    @CONVERSE1991 11 лет назад

    Wow, this is amazing. I was literally listening to CM Punk's Nerdist podcast earlier today where he and Chris Hardwick were talking about doing this show.

  • @yaoibakemonodesu
    @yaoibakemonodesu 9 лет назад +6

    I figuratively lmao

  • @Rebecca262626
    @Rebecca262626 11 лет назад

    More of these Videos Please!! I literally need more of these videos!!!

  • @memeklp7139
    @memeklp7139 9 лет назад +11

    Thanks that you gave me an A in english :D
    (im german ;D)

    • @BBTomahawk12
      @BBTomahawk12 9 лет назад

      congratulations!

    • @memeklp7139
      @memeklp7139 9 лет назад

      BBTomahawk12 THX =3

    • @tom-cy9dp
      @tom-cy9dp 8 лет назад

      im chilean and i know better inglish now

    • @memeklp7139
      @memeklp7139 8 лет назад

      Tommy Crisóstomo Inglish? XD

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 8 лет назад +1

    Make this man his own TV show IMMEDIATELY.

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK 11 лет назад +14

    I suspect most people who make this "mistake" know the difference and just don't really care.

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun 11 лет назад +17

      I think you may be giving them more credit than they deserve. :P

    • @ZarlanTheGreen
      @ZarlanTheGreen 10 лет назад +2

      That would make it worse. They'd have to be even more stupid ...and dickish.

    • @WraithTDK
      @WraithTDK 10 лет назад

      ZarlanTheGreen No, it would not make them more stupid, just apathetic.

    • @ZarlanTheGreen
      @ZarlanTheGreen 10 лет назад

      ***** It's not apathy, when you *deliberately choose* to say something in a wrong way.
      It's not a choice between the easy way, or the more difficult way, like people who are too lazy to spell check and things like that. If you know the difference, any time you use it incorrectly, you *choose* to say it in a wrong way, when you could have just as easily (I'd argue _more_ easily) said it correctly.

    • @WraithTDK
      @WraithTDK 10 лет назад

      ZarlanTheGreen And why would one deliberately choose to say something the wrong way? Because it effectively illustrates their point. Like it or not, most people know what they mean when they say that. Therefore, the only reason for them *not* to say that is because it's grammatically correct.
      So they have a reason to say it, and a reason *not* to say it.However, said reason has no effect if the person saying it doesn't care about said reason.
      And what do we call it when someone doesn't care?
      That's right. *Apathy.*

  • @AlexRoyale
    @AlexRoyale 11 лет назад +1

    This is hilarious. He's brilliant. Can we get more of these? Can he just get his own RUclips series? "This week, on Grammar Slam, with me, C.M. Punk...."

  • @amysrevenge
    @amysrevenge 11 лет назад

    This one is the best of the series for sure.

  • @piercebottomtext4827
    @piercebottomtext4827 6 лет назад

    I know I'm late but...this is LITERALLY the greatest series on RUclips xD

  • @Peppa505
    @Peppa505 Год назад

    9 years later and I still come to watch these videos

    • @BarryAllenBG
      @BarryAllenBG Год назад

      me too he is the best in the world

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 10 лет назад +1

    CM Punk is literally the best grammar teacher.
    And I know the difference. I watched the video.

    • @legopicklesnake
      @legopicklesnake 10 лет назад

      I know right? The best grammar teachers always use improper grammar when teaching!!

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 10 лет назад

      Mike Peterson
      The next video should be the difference between grammar and syntax.

  • @SamOnMaui
    @SamOnMaui 11 лет назад

    We literally needed someone like you at my old newspaper to deal with all the cranks and "letters to the editor" crazies/eccentrics :P

  • @ns12891
    @ns12891 10 лет назад

    Cm punk is literally the best person to be doing this series! LITERALLY!!!

  • @joablucky4876
    @joablucky4876 11 лет назад

    I never get tired of watching this

  • @LeeFitz316
    @LeeFitz316 9 лет назад

    I literally shit my pants over these videos. These are the funniest things you have ever done.

  • @tonystewartrocks14
    @tonystewartrocks14 11 лет назад

    Please do more of these, Punk.

  • @funkmastahgdawg
    @funkmastahgdawg 11 лет назад

    from merriam webster's dictionary
    Definition of LITERALLY
    1 : in a literal sense or manner : actually (took the remark literally) (was literally insane)
    2: in effect : virtually (will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins)
    It's in the dictionary, 'literally' can be used as a hyperbole. i.e., the word 'literally' can be used figuratively. Also, I'm pretty sure this video is about semantics and not grammar-- at least not literally about grammar.

  • @FatalistBY
    @FatalistBY 11 лет назад

    This is the best show I've ever seen on RUclips. Literally.

  • @OsmosisNiko9420
    @OsmosisNiko9420 11 лет назад +2

    This video is just awesome!!!

  • @ZxRScout
    @ZxRScout 11 лет назад

    CM Punk you are literally one of my favorite people, YOU RECEIVE THE RANKING OF NUMBER 5!

  • @MattHoIt
    @MattHoIt 9 лет назад +2

    1:25 "Doing good" is doing a good deed. You should have said "Doing well" to describe John Cena's hot streak. Grammar Slammed

  • @FarBeyondTheStrat
    @FarBeyondTheStrat 10 лет назад +2

    Plot Twist: He literally tracked down every bottle in southern California and recycled it.

  • @JustusScottJr
    @JustusScottJr 8 лет назад +2

    I'm figuratively peeing my pants laughing.

  • @JGJA07
    @JGJA07 11 лет назад

    I'm in love with these videos.

  • @mjay2495
    @mjay2495 9 лет назад +2

    I literally miss CM PUNK👻💕

  • @leetherilus6097
    @leetherilus6097 5 лет назад

    No, CM Punk. It's not just you. Thank you for this

  • @LadyCowbell
    @LadyCowbell 11 лет назад

    I think this is the best of the Grammar Slams

  • @spj88
    @spj88 11 лет назад

    CM Punk, you're awesome! I'm a huge grammar freak with both English and my native language (Finnish) so I totally understand your need to rant over bad grammar. I'm studying to become an English teacher and I actually might use your videos in class after I graduate. Have you done a video about "would of"? That drives me crazy every time I see it. I would love that video, please please please slam that one!

  • @Eric-bk6zu
    @Eric-bk6zu 11 лет назад

    My god I love these. CM Punk beats people over grammar to make the world a better place.

  • @bellepanes2507
    @bellepanes2507 10 лет назад

    more of grammar slam pls! Love it

  • @cstrife999
    @cstrife999 9 лет назад

    Ha ha didn't even know this existed. Love the way Punk delivers on this.

  • @traashbagg
    @traashbagg 11 лет назад

    I honestly love this guy.

  • @databyss
    @databyss 11 лет назад

    That's up to the author and the context. Although sometimes ambiguity can be used as a literary tool as well.

  • @TheMetalAllfather
    @TheMetalAllfather 11 лет назад

    This is LITERALLY the funniest of the Grammar Slam videos I've seen yet.

  • @SoPoG
    @SoPoG 11 лет назад

    i think you might be right their.
    but still, what am i supposed to do when i'm threw with all grammer slamz? any ideas what to do than?

  • @memelovingloser1246
    @memelovingloser1246 9 лет назад

    As you can tell i really love these videos x3

  • @JustMalcolm914
    @JustMalcolm914 11 лет назад

    this is great dude please continue

  • @Scruffygames88
    @Scruffygames88 10 лет назад

    We literally need more CM Punk Grammar Slam

  • @kendzim
    @kendzim 11 лет назад

    wow, you're a genius. you explain the words someway we understand easy thanks for uploading this videos on youtube

  • @naomiwilson79
    @naomiwilson79 11 лет назад

    The is LITERALLY one of the funniest thing I have have seen. I love Cm Punk!

  • @ashleysimmons4746
    @ashleysimmons4746 11 лет назад

    This one is the best, hands down it was my fav, he is sooooo funny

  • @WrestleUK1
    @WrestleUK1 11 лет назад

    This show is literally awesome!

  • @TheArt0fSilence
    @TheArt0fSilence 11 лет назад

    I wish my LA teacher was CM Punk. It would make class so much more bearable.

  • @venelin234
    @venelin234 11 лет назад

    i love cm punk and this show

  • @BigHank75
    @BigHank75 11 лет назад

    I knew this before they said it. But I love Matt and Pat. And even that pie thief.

  • @CKing97
    @CKing97 11 лет назад

    This is literally one of the funniest things I've seen all year.

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 4 года назад

    This man is a goddamn national treasure.

  • @crimsoninjustice7160
    @crimsoninjustice7160 10 лет назад

    this guy crack me up.
    hey can you do Night vs. Knight please.

  • @thewrongprotagonist8882
    @thewrongprotagonist8882 10 лет назад +1

    Oh god Punk is killing me XD I love this guy

  • @LegendarySilasWalker
    @LegendarySilasWalker 11 лет назад

    This is too great. Please find time to do more of these. THEY'RE more effective THAN an actual English teacher.

  • @Emophia
    @Emophia 11 лет назад

    Merriam-Webster:
    1
    : in a literal sense or manner : actually (took the remark literally) (was literally insane)
    2
    : in effect : virtually (will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins)

  • @morgusdas
    @morgusdas 11 лет назад

    CM Punk you are my hero! Could you please do one on the proper use of the apostrophe?

  • @johnjakobs1536
    @johnjakobs1536 11 лет назад

    this is literally the best show ever

  • @nnydepp
    @nnydepp 11 лет назад +1

    Can't wait and don't want to wait for a potential slam?

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV 9 лет назад

    Literally best episode yet..

  • @duquette02
    @duquette02 11 лет назад

    I love this! I think you should do one on WHICH and WITCH.

  • @yuditflores22
    @yuditflores22 11 лет назад

    The best teacher in the world Cm punk!!
    Happy birthday!!!!!

  • @bagzimkd
    @bagzimkd 11 лет назад

    I NEED MORE OF THIS!

  • @BrowncoatAllywang
    @BrowncoatAllywang 11 лет назад

    According to google one of the definitions for literally is: "2. Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling."
    So literally can mean figuratively.