r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Gets Instant Karma!
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a spoiled rich woman Karen thinks that she can put her gross hands all over the bread at a super market. OP calls her out on it, and of course the Karen freaks out and demands to see a manager. The manager shows up, but he actually makes Karen buy all of the bread she touched in a moment of instant karma! If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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If you aren't subscribed, why are you such a Karen?
First to reply
DO SOME TIFU NOW!!!!!!
yea why aren't you subbed
Fourth
Good morning lad, how you been
"I'm going to have your job for this!!" People be extra entitled and evil if they're bragging about getting you fired and taking away your source of income.
#akilah hughes
I love that phrase because you know they wouldn’t actually want to have your job
@@NicholeParker maybe somewhere someone should institute a policy where if a Karen/Chad says that to an employee, they have to take that employee's space for a shift. And the employee gets to berate them over petty BS.
Someone said that to my manager today because she didn't want to wear a face mask. My manager said feel free to take my job but you won't like it because you have to wear the mask all day! 😂😅
Imagine threatening to have someone fired from their (likely low-wage) job just because you don't like what you're being told. I would have preferred if that lady got banned for life, but the instant karma works well, too. xD
The manager in the last bit, exactly how he should act. God I hate it when people pick food up and then put it back with their hands.
indeed, I have a lot of stories of people in the bakery section. But this was always the nr 1 peeve.
Then people will complain about the goods looking 'old' and not eatable. aka we have to throw that all away because some old lady wanted to find the 'best'
@@ToastAbrikoos "Myes, the bakers are clever, and hide the best rolls in the very bottom, very clever."
A friend of mine worked at a candy store for a while, and she said that one day, this chick comes in and asks for a free candy sample. My friend says sure, and the lady, without waiting for my friend to get her a piece with the tongs and some gloves, reaches her hand into the bin and gets one herself. They had to throw out the entire stock.
One time at a subway it wasn’t me the customer who touched the food, but the person making it. Their hands had sauce and shit all over them and they weren’t wearing gloves. I asked them about it and they said they had “Ultra thing completely transparent” gloves on. And I’m just stinky there like bitch, I see your hands, they’re right next to me, But ya know, I’m an introverted gen z and that’s the most contact I’ve ever had with a stranger 💀
Yeah it gets on my nerves, especially because of Covid now
With the last story contaminating food is NOT a laughing matter:
In the UK,there was a story about someone taking drinks, opening them taking a swig and putting them back. They did this to all of the small bottled fizzy (soda) drinks in the store. When they were caught I think they had to pay several hundred/a few thousand pounds (£) to replace the entire stock of fizzy drinks because they were basically ALL contaminated. (before COVID-19)
In the US there was that stupid woman who licked a tub of ice cream and put it back, she filmed it for social media clout. The entire store's stock of ice cream had to be removed and destroyed. I think she had to pay for the entire stock of ice cream AND the deep cleaning of the store itself, the shop had to be closed and cleaned. (before COVID-19)
Then there are those stories about the people who spat on stores produce in the US. There are multiple stories of this, they are all STILL under litigation and they are going to get screwed both financially and legally. In the US product tampering is a Federal Crime. (During COVID-19)
“Texting is not a approved form of communication”.
Admisstrator: .............
Perfect karma
Elders still have to earn their respect. Age does not automatically mean you’re going to get respect.
I wish my grandmother understood that. ::siiiigh::
@@RenAsterion oof best of luck you you
@@SaikiKFann Thanks.
They always use double speak when using the word "respect".
It would always end up as a version of this: "Treat me like an authority figure or else I'm not going to treat you like a human being."
*"I'd like to speak to your manager"*
- the mating call of a wild Karen.
Lol
Then whats a kevins then?
What does this do.
*breaks*
Sorrrrrryyyy
he basicly
We got a bot on our hands
I read that in the Planet Earth narrator voice.
rSlash: "I guess that mistake cost Karen a lot of-"
*Commercial*
Me: I stg if he says dough...
rslash: "-dough."
Me: *Gets up and walks out of the room, fed up.*
I got a commercial there too XD
@@NinjaFlibble me too. And yes I slapped my knee and sarcastically laughed( I actually did chuckle a little though). 😊
'Fed up'
I doughnut understand how no one noticed that pun.
That final story pissed the F out of me. What a B-word for thinking she's fine to touch food that someone else might be purchasing to eat. Such a pet peeve of mine when people touch food that is NOT going to be going in their mouth or their child's mouth.
my mom touches my food 1/2 the time shes around when im making something and 1/2 of that time (1/4) its annoys me alot and i tell her not to and stuff. :/ the 1/2 we just joke and stuff. shes a great mom and person, far from a karen tho sometimes impulsive doing something without thinking. :)
That last story is gold.... a "Manager of old" one that would Stand up for their employees if they knew they were the good sort. One that would tell a customer that Yes you are in fact... wrong. Sadly in todays world of PC culture and Bend over backwards corporate policy (for no reason i might add) the employee probably WOULD lose their job for asking a customer to not be gross.
"I'm going to have your job for this!!"
Girl, you haven't worked a day in your life. You can't handle a day at my job!
I used to work at a bakery... when rSlash said "this is gonna cost her....a lot of dough" I lost it. I won't lie... love me a good bread pun
for those with a rye sense of humor. 😜
Bakery manager: "You touch it - you buy it! Period!"
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Administrator: *(Smugly)* "Texting is not an approved form of communication."
*Next Day*
Administrator: "Why the hell aren't you here?! I sent you a text, I have it saved!!" *(Again, very smug)*
OP: *clears throat* "Texting is not an approved form of communication."
Adminstrator: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
rSlash: * chuckles before saying what happened*
Me: :D. *tf is going on*
Me: has bad day
*watches RSlash*
RSlash: uses Karen voice
Me: The song has restored my strength
First time(picture)
I know that Pokémon reference.
Out of all types of karma is instant karma. It’s so satisfying and fast.
Well yah you get to see it
karma may not always be instant,but it's allways satisfying
One would say instant
Well that’s another way to explain other things
just to immediately shut down their ego and force them to swallow their pride.
"I'm gonna have your job for this!" how can you feel good about yourself for making a minimum wage worker jobless when it's literally the easiest job to find.
Because they don’t see minimum wage workers as people, or those jobs as, “real jobs,” as they’re, “for teenagers.”
SEGASister Exactly! Karens have zero empathy. Minimum wage jobs are important and sometimes very hard!
"It sounds like that maliciouscomplaince is going to cost that karen alot of dough"
Thats rslash corny dad jokes
She deserved to be forced to pay for all that contaminated product. She was *told* to use the tongs, she didn't, and now it costs her far more than "just 2 rolls".
@@RiptoGakt yeah she does😅😂
That last story, you've found the unicorn of all managers! 🦄🤩
Imagine seeing this in 40 years time when Karen as a name is extinct due to it's association with Karens
Jamie McGuinness what will we call them then?
@@stephenbarrett8861 Martha
@@shibaraccoon8740 or Sharon maybe?
i feel bad for the innocent women who are actually named karen
and have to suffer the fate because of all the other horrible karens that exist
My grandma is named Karen, but we always call her grandma or mom, so not a big issue
Really? I don't.
No of your not a acctual karen, no one will care
My best friends mom is named karen, shes the best! (and not a karen like karen)
My boyfriends grandma is named Karen and she bought a shirt that said "I'm not THAT Karen" and we all love it xD
Imagine a political party consisting of only Karen’s
Nightmare fuel
Stanlie Noutchy Joannis so most of the political parties?
You mean the Republican Party?
Yeah, if you want to see what that would look like, look at any HOA council.
@@blizzard1441 Perfect Response
More businesses should apply that "You break it, you buy it" policy every time someone intentionally destroys or contaminates a products, to start getting those inconsiderate Karens in line.
Rslash: It’s gonna cost her a lot of *dough.*
Me: *INFURIATED AND ANGERED THAT I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT PUN FIRST*
Whomever is reading this I hope you and your family are having a good day and doing well during these times.
Thank you! I hope you and yours are having a wonderful day as well!
Thank you! I'm doing as good as I can. I just got poked by 3 needles to drain a cyst in my wrist, so, thank you for your positivity!
Thanks but im not having a great day, had 2 teeth ripped out and im in pain
You too man
@@ChickieDaNuggie damn! That's sexy!?!
*"See? I told you I would have your job for this!"*
Famous last words...
RIP Karen
10:57
Me: Cruella De Vil? Is that you??
I thought that too ngl
Well if you see a bugatti type 57 sc atlantic, then yes, she is Cruela De Vil
I’d prefer this channel over Redditor, he needs to upgrade that content while you have the best and I love the channel because of “ yo puppy dawg”
I've been enjoying his content for over a year now. Always delivers and reads the posts in way that is entertaining, also like his Karen voice.
Don't you Diss my boy like that 😂
Jessica Able I’m sorry, i thought it would be funny 😂 but your right but he is loosing the views and I have noticed
Dude do t diss my boiy rediter like dat c'mon bruh
Aimee Castro I’m sorry I just did it for comedy, I love Redditor too
Just wanted you to know. I laughed me ass off when the ad kicked in right before your last pun as if to say yea none of that here. Lol
Karen: *ignores worker, keeps pawing the bread*
Manager: *gives Karen ALL the bread*
Karen: But I only wanted 2!!!
Me: Yeah, well, you're...toast!
Karen: has slight scratch on foot. Patient: is literally dying within minutes. Karen: I’m CaLlINg ThE CoPS!!!
Facts
Woosh
Bonk
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I should be treated first
Out of every sub, I think I like Malicious Compliance the most
For me it's r/amithebutthole because I don't know
How much of a moocher do you have to be to literally scream like you just saw your dog gutted and in a pool of his/her own blood all because someone forced you to not be able to use anything of theirs?
Especially when it was your idea in the first place. (I mean, hers not... Oh heckabee)
That's not a moochers that's a parasite
I swear, when I get my first apartment, I am going to video every little bump and scratch in the paint job, and every inch of it, down to the very corners when I move in. and ALWAYS have a paper trail to cover me.
My cousin was in a restaurant and was waiting forever to order.
In the end he phoned the restaurant's takeaway number, ordered his meal and told them to deliver to his table.
I don’t know why this popped into my head but:
Sign says: “So I did”
*albuquerque intensifies*
"A lot of DOUGH..." Oh, jeez, man... LOL
I literally went 😒
Imagine all Karen's packed in one small country
All workers
Every being - a karen
Is it bad that I'd actually would pay money to watch that?
@@isacapers9891 no i think most of us would XD
If They got elected the world would end Karen would snap and turn everybodys life miserable
@@dontclickonmyprofilepictur5059 oh i never tough of it ಠ_ಠ
I want a Netflix series on this one
i love your channel.
out of all the reddit-based RUclips channels that I've come across, the expressive & animated way that you read makes you #1 in my book.
rSlash is the only reddit based youtuber I will click on.
That manager at the end was the absolute best, and that’s what they should do anyways. Contaminate stock, have an attitude? Pay for ALL of it and deal with it. Probably added up to $100 or so depending on their prices, minimum probably cost her $50 if it was $1 per 4 lol
That pun at the end was so bad it hurt.....
from laughing!
When it comes to the story of the woman contaminating stock, I remember that one time when I saw a biiig fly landing on some baked good in my local supermarket. It didn't do anything dangerous like lay eggs, but who knows where it had its legs prior to that? I never bought a single item from that section ever again.
I haven’t been this early since my own birth
Oof
Carli Furmanski same
Same
Same!
I was late too my birth
I love watching your videos while eating breakfast- especially for my early morning zoom classes. It makes the morning way more tolerable XD
Love the vids too!
I don't know why but I'm getting the vibe of FRIENDLY from u
Story one: Oh no, she had to *gasp* buy her own toilet paper and shower curtain. The horror! 🤣
I'm so scared of having to ask for someone's manager
I'm not a Karen, but sometimes there are actual problems where you have to ask for the manager
I have severe social anxiety so whenever I'm talking to anyone, I try to be as polite as I can be
I politely ordered my food, and the person serving me SNEEZED ONTO MY FOOD, and gave it to me
I had to ask for the manager, and god I hated saying those words
14:20 "It sounds like this Malicious Compliance is going to cost that Karen a lot of-" *[AD]* "-Dough."
What hilarious timing there, Rslash.
Dough? Dough? You just had to go there. Well, with all the bedazzled hands she had, she did end up spending a lot of bread.
"Did you just say my hands are dirty?"
"Yes ma'am, all of us are filthy animals. Some have colds, some don't wash their hands, some have trace amount of feces on their hands and we are all running around and touching everything and transferring all the filth to one another. So would you PLEASE use the tongs that at least protect our product from your filthy, disgusting hands?"
In stores, where i'm able to buy cake or bread etc. I always use gloves or tongs, when they're available 😉👍
I could never in the world just pick up something without that, because other customers also should be able to have some of the products 😄
I had a similar issue with plumbing and a landlord. We rented the third floor of an old house converted into apartments, and during a crazy cold winter, we noticed that it was taking longer the water to go through the drain for any sink/shower. We told the landlord, as we were unsure if plumbing beyond a basic toilet clog was our responsibility. He put off replying for about two weeks, and then finally came in to try to use a unclogging chemical.
The next day, our water was draining fine-- but flooding the first floor apartment. The landlord had poured an undiluted agent down into a CLAY piping system. The agent had eaten through whatever was used to hold the pipes together. The request while he tried to fix this-- for us to not shower, or use the kitchen sink for two weeks. I told him that if we do not have access to water, we cannot live there, so we are able to withhold rent. He told us he would not let us do that, and if we tried, he would take it from our security deposit.
So, I continued to take long, hot showers, every day that week before we moved out.
3:15 I hope this happened during the early months of the pandemic, you know where it was agonizing to even find toilet paper, nowadays it hard to find toilet bowl cleaner
People are freaking nasty. I worked in produce for several years, and y'all don't know how many times I saw customers pick up fruit take a bite out of it and then just set it back down. Or finding chicken bones from the wing bar just hidden underneath the produce. 🤮 All I'm saying is, ALWAYS WASH YOUR PRODUCE.
on that last story I thought OP was gonna straight up give that karen tongs for her 224 rolls 😂
When before he says the word dough an ad comes up and I knew he was going to say dough so I started laughing
Me too!
"You need to watch how you talk to your betters."
"As soon as I see any, I'll do so."
Lmao that last one is my grandma for sure why do old ladies have to squeeze the rolls?😂
For the first story, what OP also could have done is leave her things all over everywhere, so the roommate couldn't do anything without touching her stuff, lol.
RSlash: It looks like this Malicious Compliance is going to cost that Karen a lot of-
*Ad interrupts*
Me: D'oh!
I used to work bulk foods at a Kroger store. Nowadays, if a customer uses their bare hands in a bin of nuts or something instead of using scoops or tongs we just throw the whole thing out. We don't charge the customer, unfortunately.
Buying from the website and making them pull it from the shelf isn't malicious compliance, it's what they want you to do.
Their inventory system automatically adjusts itself for website sales and gives the store full profit credit. Compared to price matching which gets marked as a store side loss.
They'll price match another store as the sale is at least partial despite the markdowns loss. But from their own website they want you to order online and then let the system do the inventory adjustment. It's better for their individual store bonuses doing it this way.
I literally walk around the house with earphones in an listen to rSlash ALL DAY LONG!!!
In this COVID-era, that last Karen would've been tossed out while half of the store screams at her...
Me:*Listening to the video*
The ad that plays right at that moment:
3:45-"and everyone heard the same *Jisk celebrates 15 years-*
Basically it costs less to process credit cards online than in store. Also the few minutes between order and pick-up allows more time for stolen credit cards to be frozen and reducing charge backs to the store. That is why you cannot honor online prices in store.
The problem with the TV story is that it's not up to the employees what's on sale online and what's not. They are merely following corporate orders, and corporate wants you to order online so that they have your account information and can send you promotional info to buy more stuff. Putting the employees on blast online for following orders is bad form, especially when people nowadays are losing jobs.
Good morning all you wonderful people! Stay positive and safe!
that last one is absolute gold!
When ur a cashier at walmart, and a Karen wants to speak to the manager, “ I am the manager “ I want to speak to the super intendent, “ I’m also the super intendent “ I want to speak to the owner, “ lady, I’m the owner, I just like dressing up as the peasants who work for me! “ LOL
« .......a lotta dough..... !» HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👍
That last story, we need more managers like that, who stand up to uppity customers trying to cause shit.
I bet that Karen at the grocery store will never.....
....roll here eyes again
I am dumb, i read the title as "karen gets instant karen" i was really confused
to be fair a Karen having to suffer the wrath of another Karen would be instant karma ;)
@@christianforsstrom2222 yer right yer right
Bread Lady violated multiple health codes and could have gotten the bakery shut down. Anyone who does such things should pay for everything they touch and/or damage.
Everyone gangsta till the Karen cut walks in.
That last story sounded like something that I wish I could have done to some customers. While working at the movie theater
For those who don't know, in the UK those individual rolls cost about 60p on average. So she spent AT LEAST £134 on being a snob.
That Karen had it coming ngl
I hate that the manager at the end "wouldn't get away with this these days" - the woman openly and knowingly ruined that bin of bread. If she had the pandemic virus she could have spread that to 240 others, and would have laughed... and the manager would have been wrong for making her take those infection bombs away?!
OP: Use a tong maam, dont just grab it. 😑
EM: How dare you assume my hand is dirty! Im gonna teach you a lesson op! 😈 Get your Manager!
Manager: You have to pay for the food that you contaminated maam 🤦♂️
OP: Well I learned a lesson all right! 😂
Bare in mind, most "rolls" in supermarket bakeries in the UK cast anywhere from 40p to 65p (ballpark from memory, could be higher), and that lady's arrogance and utter karen nature cost her anywhere from £89.60 to £145.60 PURELY cause she was being grubby and sticking nails and her hands in and on fresh goods.
'always communicate with your landlord over email'
Me, a selective mute; Ha easy
An ad played cutting off the bread joke and I have never been so disappointed in my life.
Someone buy the manager from the Bread Roll Karen story a 6 pack and a cigar. What an absolute bro unit.
Is it like this in the US as well: in Germany if your landlord refuses to do repairs, you can just reduce your rent, till he fixes the issue. But if your landlord can proof that the malfunction was your fault alone, then you'd be responsible to pay for the repairs.
That last one was amazing. That manager is awesome
_Daaaaaammmmn!_ There should be an extra like button to hit, just for that Gold Star Dad Joke at the end!!!
Funny thing about the last story is that they absolutely could get away with telling off that Karen now.
It's a shame that the bakery wouldn't get away with that now. So many Karens might be stopped
The lady with the rolls was hysterical.
The teacher should've pushed back on the vacation. Especially given they booked off 5 months in advance.
I love stories with karens getting some heavy dose of justice.
I gotta say, if I ever did something that warranted the manager calling security to escort me out, I would NEVER be able to go back to that store.
To be fair about the TV story, most stores I know of (including the one I work for) do not match online order prices. Those prices are lower for the convenience of online shopping. That said, my store doesn't pull it off a shelf even if we have it in stock, it gets shipped to us and remains in the back until the customer comes to pick it up.
Look where we are now. If that Karen in the last story actually doing that at current time, she might get a bit more disgusted look from the crowd.
I live in the uk and i love the last story makes me have faith in humanity again
I will say, for the online order, sometimes online prices are different for different locations because of availability. Clearly the poster had the right store, but all the time we get people trying to get price matched for stores states away.
For the landlord story also check your states recording laws depending on that state you may be allowed to record the call without requesting their consent
First story was so funny to me!
Karen: " I'm going to get her kicked out for touching MY stuff! "
Talks to housing manager and fines are put into effect.
OP: "Okay good luck then!" (marks EVERYTHING that is hers.)
Karen: "WTF! is THIS!" surprise Pikachu face!
Karen kicked herself out of their apartment! In the end she limited her choices to 1. buy EVERYTHING that OP owned so she can use her OWN things! 2. Risk the fines and eviction. or 3. Pay the fee that she was trying to avoid!
Sounds like she might get kicked out of the apartment complex with how messy and ungrateful Karen was. She probably had "issues" with her other roommates too. LOL