The worst part of plate computer is not that they ruined a laptop, but that they were eating off of one of the most bacteria laden objects in the household.
Fun fact about 7:46 , that's actually Nehebkau! He's the primordial snake god, and used to attack Ra's boat when he went into the Underworld at night, before eventually being pacified by Atum, the very first god. Nehebkau then became a funerary god, uniting human souls with their ka - the part of the soul that units the living with the dead. But wait, there's more! He was said to then have lived in the Great Temple of Heliopolis, which is where Ra and Atum live. After this peaceful transformation, and proving his worth, he provides food and assistance to the deceased King in the afterlife. And eventually, after helping many other gods and men, proving himself to truly be benevolent and kind, he *assumes the role of Ra as a King of The Sky.* This peaceful form is what we see him most frequently in today. Literally from rock bottom to the very top. There's more, but I implore you to go check things out for yourself. Nehebkau is underappreciated for how mcfreakin important he is.
Tip: You could cover the sprouts at 12:03 in melted chocolate, Freeze them, Then put them back into the wrapping so you could give it to somebody you just don't like.
But then they could just lick off the chocolate, I don’t want my enemies having a sweet treat when I wanna make them suffer with their sad, chocolate-less life :((((
Ideally, I think you want to mix a few horrible surprises in with a lot of normal chocs, so that they have to carefully inspect each choc before eating it. Maybe 3-4 "specials" per 10 chocs. And then vary the surprise: chocolate-covered broccoli, sprinkled with pure capsaicin, coated in some harmless chemical that tastes awful, etc...
10:40 yeah that's a thing in a lot of food cultures you know. I'm Swedish and when you go to Christmas buffé events it is not at all uncommon to see an entire roasted pig or pigs head in display on the table, usually it also has decorative icing on it too like you do with a gingerbread house. Sure sort of odd but this is coming from the culture with the dishes "palt" and "blodpudding" which both are different kinds of pudding both made out of pigs blood.
2:39 WAIT THATS THE EFTELING PURSEN AS A BALOON (efteling is a theme park in the netherlands and this is a baloon of one of the mascots. The long meck is normal)
2:52 This is no joke how bathrooms are in my dreams I'm always looking for a place to pee, and every bathroom has some sort of open floor plan, low walls only a few feet tall, multiple toilets in one stall when there are multiple doors, none of them lock, Edit: Oh hey 6:39 fits too!
Holy shit, OMG, you unlocked a memory for me. That's precisely how bathrooms have often appeared in my dreams too. I guess this is a common symbol in dreams or something??
At 3:00 with the two toilets, the one on the left looked smaller than the one on the right. I've seen toilets like that in parent rooms, so if the child needed to go, they wouldn't have to sit on a bigger toilet, you know what I mean?
6:40 ok so idk if anyone else has said this already but sometimes the toilets are raised up for plumbing reasons if they’re below ground. My toilet in my basement bathroom has steps and my friend absolutely hates that bathroom. It’s very a kinda cursed bathroom in general (we keep our printer and a bookshelf in there)
Yeah, the person who wrote that got it wrong. I wouldn't worry about it. The amoeba survives in warm, still, non-chlorinated, non-salty water. If it's not all of those things at once, it shouldn't be there.
9:22 That's the plot of the biological romance horror visual novel Parasite in Love. Its a good visual novel, the art is nice and the plot given the subject, interesting. Bringing up the mind provoking parallels between a host-parasite and toxic romantic relationships. I would probably have appreciated more if I wasn't on the verge of fainting the entire time. I know that is just vaguely related to the video but when will I ever get the change again to talk/write about it.
Huh... I remember my mom just to put rocks in to candy wrappers and some unfortunate thiefs tried to steal them only to discover rocks and not candies.
Dude when I was a kid I stocked a grocery store and we sold the heck out of those canned chickens. It's cheap, pre cooked and apparently good in soup. Mostly the poor families got them.
8:05 I have actually had this Jones Soda flavor before. It isn't too bad. One year, I bought a Thanksgiving Dinner Jones Soda set from a local hobby shop. The flavors actually weren't bad. I probably wouldn't drink them ever again, but it was an interesting experience nonetheless
the diving suit i find it welcoming yet disturbing at the same time reminds me of a place where i would love to be yet hate to be basically it looks like spongebob during the plague
Archie McPhee and Lester's Fixins are the epitome of messed-up flavors in candy and soda. Honorable mention to Jones Soda for their holiday lineups -- which aren't always bad.
Believe it or not but my country's luxury food is literally a whole pig roasted in an open pit, presented buffet style head still attached and check this, the most delicious part is the face, goddamn crispy.
Hey emkay. So the Rudolph doll is an artist doll. You can purchase the blank kits and paint it. I happen to be one of the artists who make dolls just like that. In fact while watching this video I am painting hyper realistic human baby dolls now. One more thing that specific kit is called the fawna kit. And last week I just completed painttwo of them. One as Mr. Tumnus from the chronicles of Narnia and the other as pan, from pans labyrinth. One more thing. I put them in baby insies and covered their heads and put them in a carpet to freak out people in public when they realized 1 this thing isn't human and 2 its merely a doll. Good times.
About that brain eating amoeba parasite. Those things can only live in really warm or hot untreated water. They cannot survive in cool or cold water. They are indeed a very horrifying lifeform though.
3:10 I have a redmi note 9, can confirm we can do that by coconut emoji and heart eye emoji at the same text line and theres gonna be a suggeestion. such as you cna get super cursed results for example two skull emojis. trust me i know
Damn Mario ain’t got cake he got the whole bakery
💀
Miyamoto wishes you not exist
He got the mega mushroom before it appeared and we didn’t notice
They did the same with wario
fr
The worst part of plate computer is not that they ruined a laptop, but that they were eating off of one of the most bacteria laden objects in the household.
But the dust adds flavor doe 😋🤤
@@kindofkool5460 Really gives it that bistro flavor.
I am not sure if that should be used to feed the insecticons...
@@CosmicGalvatron Better than feeding ME to them...... please don't do that.
💀💀
4:45 I can feel Lexi having a rage aneurysm just from this picture's mere existence.
And/or bluescreen in confusion.
thats not lexi
@@power_0007 I'm sure they meant if lexi were to see it
She saw something similar and was cool about it admitting she did it too
Don't worry, Lexi fell to the plate computer temptation too. Told us she was too lazy to wash some plates as a student. Tbf, I feel the same.
If TIHI was a person it would be your friend that ruins something you like unintentionally and somehow also passively aggressive
"sorry Mario, but your cake is at another castle"
Fun fact about 7:46 , that's actually Nehebkau! He's the primordial snake god, and used to attack Ra's boat when he went into the Underworld at night, before eventually being pacified by Atum, the very first god. Nehebkau then became a funerary god, uniting human souls with their ka - the part of the soul that units the living with the dead.
But wait, there's more! He was said to then have lived in the Great Temple of Heliopolis, which is where Ra and Atum live. After this peaceful transformation, and proving his worth, he provides food and assistance to the deceased King in the afterlife. And eventually, after helping many other gods and men, proving himself to truly be benevolent and kind, he *assumes the role of Ra as a King of The Sky.*
This peaceful form is what we see him most frequently in today. Literally from rock bottom to the very top. There's more, but I implore you to go check things out for yourself. Nehebkau is underappreciated for how mcfreakin important he is.
You're telling me cute snake with legs is god????? How majestic 🥺
Why do you know this?
@@madysonandres9571 they're probably a worshipper of the primordial snake god? No other explanation besides that
i agree with Jack. There was nothing to hate at those Disney princess sausages. It was quite creative tbh.
Honestly I think Lexi would want to try the “clamdy canes” also on 6:30 in something else lexi would want to try
She was disgusted at their existence a few years ago
This is jack's video shut the hell up
Please don’t give her ideas
Tip: You could cover the sprouts at 12:03 in melted chocolate, Freeze them, Then put them back into the wrapping so you could give it to somebody you just don't like.
r/foundsatan
But then they could just lick off the chocolate, I don’t want my enemies having a sweet treat when I wanna make them suffer with their sad, chocolate-less life :((((
Okay simmer down, Satan
Ideally, I think you want to mix a few horrible surprises in with a lot of normal chocs, so that they have to carefully inspect each choc before eating it. Maybe 3-4 "specials" per 10 chocs. And then vary the surprise: chocolate-covered broccoli, sprinkled with pure capsaicin, coated in some harmless chemical that tastes awful, etc...
@@jon_j__ The phrasing of, "coated in some harmless chemicals that taste awful" makes me think you're not gonna actually use *harmless* chemicals... 😅
10:40 yeah that's a thing in a lot of food cultures you know.
I'm Swedish and when you go to Christmas buffé events it is not at all uncommon to see an entire roasted pig or pigs head in display on the table, usually it also has decorative icing on it too like you do with a gingerbread house.
Sure sort of odd but this is coming from the culture with the dishes "palt" and "blodpudding" which both are different kinds of pudding both made out of pigs blood.
Blood pudding is actually one of the most delicious things ever I feel so bad for ppl that’re grossed out by it.
@@furrybastard27 yeah it's good I don't eat it anymore though cause I'm a vegetarian now for reasons unrelated to being grossed out by meat
what is the name of the animal?
That stuff at 9:00 quite literally looks like the future of food.
Welp, I’m glad I’m not the only one who has an irrational fear of a worm crawling on me without me knowing, thanks Jack!
They take Wario’s buns in Mario kart and now Mario himself has been defiled
1:07 what do you mean you hate it!? This thing is a perfect creation! And I shall name him Herbert
2:39 WAIT THATS THE EFTELING PURSEN AS A BALOON (efteling is a theme park in the netherlands and this is a baloon of one of the mascots. The long meck is normal)
Thanks Jack, I’d finally almost forgotten about the cement mixers 😭
1:08 The look the entire class give you when you bring some snacks to the class.
8:26 "Now lets all agree, to never be creative again."
2:52 This is no joke how bathrooms are in my dreams
I'm always looking for a place to pee, and every bathroom has some sort of open floor plan, low walls only a few feet tall, multiple toilets in one stall when there are multiple doors, none of them lock,
Edit: Oh hey 6:39 fits too!
That's how it is in my dreams too! Either that or just a toilet in the middle of a crowded room. 😬
Holy shit, OMG, you unlocked a memory for me. That's precisely how bathrooms have often appeared in my dreams too. I guess this is a common symbol in dreams or something??
FACTS.
Just whhhhyyyyyy!!!!
You can't pee because of where you are. Wake up, you need to pee.
Why can't my brain just wake me up instead of plagueing me with these riddles >:(
1:19 what’s next? The A N G R Y meal? Where instead of a toy it’s a explosive?
Disgust meal
Fear meal
At 3:00 with the two toilets, the one on the left looked smaller than the one on the right. I've seen toilets like that in parent rooms, so if the child needed to go, they wouldn't have to sit on a bigger toilet, you know what I mean?
Yes. They also sometimes have a stall like this just in the ladies rooms.
9:54 So uhhh, I have a fear of drowning
THIS DOES NOT HELP
That gas station hotdog turned my stomach so hard. I'm pretty sure that bag o'weed behind the hotdog, is the reason it got bought. I'm sure of it.
0:38 That's almost as bad as the sticker that says: "I 🦴 My Dog".
I am a furry and even I hate this
6:40 ok so idk if anyone else has said this already but sometimes the toilets are raised up for plumbing reasons if they’re below ground. My toilet in my basement bathroom has steps and my friend absolutely hates that bathroom. It’s very a kinda cursed bathroom in general (we keep our printer and a bookshelf in there)
0:20 this is the type of guy to kidnap the santy claus
Now this subreddit is hilarious 😂 Y’all rock ‘EmKay!!
7:02 Caaaaaaarlllll!
Beat me to it
You don't know how long i've had to scroll to find someone that knws Llamas With Hats. Thank you for making it known to me I'm not the only one.
She’s practicing 2:28
0:42 Fun for all ages!
1:50 this actually happened in my city, so they had to put cover desks onto the wires if drunk ppl decided to pee from the bridge again .
1:00 That's called a budget
6:04 the rice rise
Thank you Squidward for adding to my paranoia.
I will forever be scared for my life.
Yeah, the person who wrote that got it wrong. I wouldn't worry about it. The amoeba survives in warm, still, non-chlorinated, non-salty water. If it's not all of those things at once, it shouldn't be there.
@@interruptingPreempt THANK YOU
4:30 why did I have the same thought process of immediately think about THC right after I saw the image
10:24
What a terrible time to have a centipede phobia 🥺😫💀
Chilopodophobia is the fear of centipedes
The diving suit looks like the first ever condom
So it's made out of goat intestines?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 😟
5:15 Yup a solid investment later on they're gonna cost someone an arm and a leg
9:22 That's the plot of the biological romance horror visual novel Parasite in Love.
Its a good visual novel,
the art is nice and the plot given the subject, interesting.
Bringing up the mind provoking parallels between a host-parasite and toxic romantic relationships.
I would probably have appreciated more if I wasn't on the verge of fainting the entire time.
I know that is just vaguely related to the video but
when will I ever get the change again to talk/write about it.
Glad you took the opportunity to do so. I'm gonna check it out.
Huh... I remember my mom just to put rocks in to candy wrappers and some unfortunate thiefs tried to steal them only to discover rocks and not candies.
2:15 elon musk - indian tech support edition
0:26 bro.. I was eating a hotdog when I saw this… help 💀💀
This entire subreddit is just “hell nah man”
1:14 They stole Mario's dumpy, this is such a sad day 😔
0:44 i, for one, am a huge fan of this
not for the reasons you might be thinking (but also probably for the reasons youre thinking)
5:00 POV you criticized the Chinese government
It's more, they added "cakes" then made it realistic again.
Nah, Mario just got the princess. He be doing hella squat lunges and has 0% body fat now thanks to his new "workout buddy/exercise equipment".
Dude when I was a kid I stocked a grocery store and we sold the heck out of those canned chickens. It's cheap, pre cooked and apparently good in soup. Mostly the poor families got them.
2:50 Ancient Rome be like
10:36
Welll….. where I live there’s a dish called Sviđ and it is straight up a lambs head, eyes and all. And everything is edible
Down in southern USA we have headcheese.
8:05 I have actually had this Jones Soda flavor before. It isn't too bad. One year, I bought a Thanksgiving Dinner Jones Soda set from a local hobby shop. The flavors actually weren't bad. I probably wouldn't drink them ever again, but it was an interesting experience nonetheless
1:06
“Mmmmmm snuck” - Lexi
4:53
The fact that I’m using that exact model of laptop right now scares me.
the diving suit
i find it welcoming yet disturbing at the same time
reminds me of a place where i would love to be yet hate to be
basically it looks like spongebob during the plague
Fun fact: The Squidward fact organism has a dating sim made about it. :D
Why am I not shocked?
😟
Archie McPhee and Lester's Fixins are the epitome of messed-up flavors in candy and soda.
Honorable mention to Jones Soda for their holiday lineups -- which aren't always bad.
4:39 gracias
"They ______ ruined Mario Kart!"
*_"How do you think I feel?! They took my ass!"_*
Honestly that unhappy meal doesn't look that bad
That snake god isn’t cursed, it’s just an ancestor of trogdor.
The Garfield bit reminded me of a comic Garfield minus Garfield. Highly recommend reading at least a couple strips.
9:53 not only this, but as soon as signs start (up to a week) there’s low chances of going back happy water rabies!
4:58 Marian unexpectedly takes part in the annual "Running of the Pooh".
I wanna buy clamdy canes, give them out to students calling them flavored as not everyone likes mint, watch the tears enter their eyes.
6:53.
When did Quentin Tarantino open a restaurant?
7:39 Give them wings and you have Weeping Angels
I have doctor who in mind now
3:15:Somebody bleach my Eyes
Clamdy Canes are a hilarious one-off prank or Christmas gift. EMPHASIS ON ONE-OFF.
"His badonkadonk got debunkadunked" I could not have said it better myself. RIP Mario cakes
6:45
Basically making a starter base in Minecraft except this uses different blocks
I think 8:47 is a comic artist near my area. I could be wrong tho
4:30 it's like someone crossed Pikachu with Dudunsparce and six more Pikachus
6:28 😂😂😂 The”ARCHIE ARCHIE”😂😂😂
That Yoda snoop though 💀 7:53
I appreciate the Jurassic Park reference at 6:32 while the product's name is in the Jurassic Park font...
7:43 I'm literally from the town where this statue park is and I honestly love it!
3:20 god help me
9:00 to be fair that is what my food looks like in the future.
Y'know, a day or two after I've eaten it
4:30 I have been trying to forget that for 4 months and you just HAD to remind me.. Can't wait for some nightmares. (i've seen the first 2)
4:46 Get me this guy's exact coordinates
NOW!
The pikachipede could be improved by making a long Dudunsparce, since that is the idea behind it's design.
"let me grab my sausage and scribble that out".
Dafuuuuu
If you're in a chlorinated pool, you don't need to worry about brain eating amoebas.
That iron furry got me wheezing “owo (kills you)daddy”
Believe it or not but my country's luxury food is literally a whole pig roasted in an open pit, presented buffet style head still attached and check this, the most delicious part is the face, goddamn crispy.
I mean, why *wouldn't* you believe that?
I never thought I would say this
MARIO GOT THAT DUMPER TRUCK
Jack singing bits
9:20
The diving suit looks like a banana that's gone completely brown
8:21 the baby Rudolph reminds me of that baby in Sweet Tooth series
9:00 the future of food in the apocalypse world
That bundtcake pan with the eggs in it sounds like a really good idea
2:43: ever scence Dan Povinmire isn't hear, I shall do the prerequisite joke, "BALLOONIE!!!!!"
The diving suit looks like my sleep paralysis demon fr
I like it how you got confused with the deep fried pickles
Hey emkay. So the Rudolph doll is an artist doll. You can purchase the blank kits and paint it. I happen to be one of the artists who make dolls just like that.
In fact while watching this video I am painting hyper realistic human baby dolls now.
One more thing that specific kit is called the fawna kit. And last week I just completed painttwo of them. One as Mr. Tumnus from the chronicles of Narnia and the other as pan, from pans labyrinth.
One more thing. I put them in baby insies and covered their heads and put them in a carpet to freak out people in public when they realized 1 this thing isn't human and 2 its merely a doll.
Good times.
Heck yeah, Mr. Tumnus :)
I want one
“Don’t touch my leg”😂😂
9:55 Gee, thanks Squidward.
About that brain eating amoeba parasite. Those things can only live in really warm or hot untreated water. They cannot survive in cool or cold water. They are indeed a very horrifying lifeform though.
0:29 "not just a lazy photoshop attempt"
*the fanart*
Just like Kirby,Mario’s cake got stolen
3:10 I have a redmi note 9, can confirm we can do that by coconut emoji and heart eye emoji at the same text line and theres gonna be a suggeestion. such as you cna get super cursed results for example two skull emojis. trust me i know