My mom and dad used to drink it before I was even a thought but they only drank it because my mom thought my dad loved it and my dad thought she loved it so they’d both force down shots of it at the bar till he said “I can’t believe you like this shit” to which she replied “Wdym I think it’s disgusting”. Idk why I’m telling you funny story I guess
For Smirnoff: “You're 14, about to make the worst decision possible, and about to mix an unholy concoction with all the booze in the house you could find so your parents don't find out.”
@@user-nu2by4bk7tThe quality of a vodka is determined by how much aftertaste it has. If a vodka has no aftertaste or flavor or even smell, then it is a good vodka
@@jayloncorbett2922It’s a popular liquor that’s been over marketed or shown on commercials like Smirnoff so consequently it became very popular with minors that want to drink & of course wanna be cool & drink the popular liquor. Try asking a minor what Remy Martin & they have no idea.
Jager is kinda too light for my taste. He's completely true about Tequilla though, a couple of shots and slices of lime and you're ready to down the whole bottle.
Grey Goose is overpriced, overmarketed trash. Hell it's made by the French! Like hell they'd know how to make a good vodka. For good vodka you need the nationality of origin, Polish. Chopin and Belvedere being the créme de la créme among Polish vodkas.
I consistently drank that flavored smirnoff through out high school since it was just mid. Didnt have to worry about breaking the bank but it was a hell of a lot better than Heaven and Hill Vodka. Or any other cheap vodka. Everyone would get their own bottle and get thrashed.
Drinking some jack daniels on the rocks while watching, i dont usually drink it till i’m blackout drunk, i just enjoy a glass or two of it at night and in the evenings before bed. The taste is just wonderful, you taste the barrel of wood in which it sat for awhile along with all the flavors.
That fireball for underage people was damn near spot on. I remember before i turned 21 i tried to steal one from the gas station counter. The dude popped outta nowhere and caught me, he said PUT that shit back! 😂😂😂
I drink anything. I like flavor though so I buy flavorful stuff if it's more affordable. Because no one drinks alcohol for the ALCOHOL flavor. We drink it to numb the pain of existence or ignore our problems till the next day. Vodka and whiskey gets the job done fine but it's expensive and tastes like ass so If I can find a good MD or Steel Reserve I get those. If not, I check for other stuff until vodka and whiskey are all I find
No you don't drink it for the alcohol flavor, you drink it for the other flavors that are created through fermentation, distillation or aging. Probably the only reason you're saying the stuff you're saying is because you've only had cheap beer and liquor.
i've had tastes of whiskys and wines worth over a hundred dollars a glass, they tasted good. But not as good as any juice or soda. Was it more COMPLEX? Sure. I give fuck all about complexity, though, in a similar fashion to how i give fuck all about art.@@jimit.4220 It aint that hard to admit most hard alcohol does not taste good. Also, the cheaper stuff has tasted better too. A watermelon flavored Steel Reserve tastes better than an 18 year Sazerac, mate, i dunno what else to tell you. You can accept it or not, no skin off my nose
I obviously don't care about the alcohol taste, but I absolutely love the burn you feel while consuming anything high-proof by itself. I looove the burn, getting tipsy is just a side-effect. I would literally drink something that doesn't even get you drunk if only it could adequately simulate the burn of something strong. :)
I got sick as fuck from rumple minze when I was 19 and still to this day mint anything makes me gag violently. I have to use unflavored tooth paste. Not the regular spearmint or menthol shit.
What about Jameson, Wild Turkey, or Whistle Pig? Bc that's what I drink. I would be drinking that Creek Water but they don't got it around me. Shout out to the boy Wayne!
Wild turkey is like straight gasoline to me, I do like 100 proof vodka tho, but that wild turkey 101 is nuts, Jameson is good starter Irish whiskey, can't speak on whistle pig, but creekwater is good and it's the better alternative to fireball
@@Originalchili Just fyi since idk if you know this or not but original Creek Water is an amazing smooth tasting 100 proof whiskey. The cinnamon version that you mentioned that's way better than Fireball is actually an offshoot of the original. It's newer. If you haven't had regular Creek Water, you gotta try it.
Are used to drink, but if I did, I will go with jack Daniels number seven and my best advice for the people out there are the boys and the girls if you do drink stay at home it’s better that way give me a thumbs up or comment
Go-to when I started drinking (age 17-18): Jägermeister, which was also the first drink I ordered in a bar. Go- to when I stopped drinking (age 22-23): Johnnie Walker Red, or just any single malt when ordering in a bar.
LMAOOOOO Hennessy is so spot on. Every guy I know that ONLY drinks Hen is like that 😂 . All the guys I know that drink Jacks are the worst to be around when drunk!
Yo no lie, I've been abusing my health by over eating, smoking weed, drinking bad liquor, popping pills but one shot of jagermeister and I'm feeling completely different than any other drink I ever had. I feel so clear minded and numb at the same time. I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and I just couldn't stop noticing all of life around me it was like meditation.
Water means I can’t drink alcohol. Because I’m a terrible drunk asshole and “that one guy” who acts incredibly stupid. Then spends three days apologizing, (mortified because of my actions) with a hangover. Water. I’m happy with water. Y’all should try it.
Dude the fireball one is pretty accurate for me, I’m 21 now but my first experience drinking was at 16 with fire ball. Fun experience, don’t remember much of it. but for a long time after that I couldn’t drink actually good whiskey without remembering the taste of fireball.
Spot on with the Jack for me, minus the bar fights. Too many ways of getting hurt by unorthodox means : the counter, some glass, the floor, running into or accidentally hitting other peiple, etc.
Hennessey: youre black
your so clever man.
Or mexican
No gtfo with that racist bs
True
@@ariesboy2133yeah
Jäger makes me think either an overenthusiastic frat boy, or somebody's German grandparents. No in between.
There's also only use me blade I'm sure that guy helps keep them in business
My mom and dad used to drink it before I was even a thought but they only drank it because my mom thought my dad loved it and my dad thought she loved it so they’d both force down shots of it at the bar till he said “I can’t believe you like this shit” to which she replied “Wdym I think it’s disgusting”.
Idk why I’m telling you funny story I guess
Right lol, I’m country and I drink grey goose
@@juc3eoncs32 its almost like this is a joke for content
Then there's my misanthropic ,extremely alcoholic friend with childhood trauma who inhales the stuff.
"You're a good guy, you've just got a little bit of sugar in your tank" chad take. No judgement, just a little ball busting.
For Smirnoff:
“You're 14, about to make the worst decision possible, and about to mix an unholy concoction with all the booze in the house you could find so your parents don't find out.”
Spot on
Me growing up
Cuervo is the 16-year old let's try tequila worst idea ever. Ever.
Just stick with liquor before beer, in the clear mantra
Make you wake up in your parents car ass drink
The Hennessy and Grey Goose is spot on 😂
You grew up in the streets aka Black people
Took the words right out my mouth 😂😂
Where is Johnny walker doe?! That’s how you know it’s a real man’s drink😂
Fact
The grey goose...
Fun fact: grey goose made their bottles really tall so it forces stores to put it on the top shelf
And it's trash vodka.
@@analogueoverdigital929all vodka is trash who you kidding
@@user-nu2by4bk7tThe quality of a vodka is determined by how much aftertaste it has. If a vodka has no aftertaste or flavor or even smell, then it is a good vodka
I love vodka
@@ExtremeSlaveFetish new amsterdam gas
I feel attacked at the Hennessy statement I think I need a lawyer 😭😭
idk why it's such a hood thing to drink Henny 😂 there's so much more out there
Don't be skirred to try out new drinks. I always tell people that they're way better cognacs than Henny. Or dwell into certain whiskys.
Its actually good. Way better than other typical Liquor. I'm not really much of a whiskey guy, but its definitely one of the better ones i've had.
Fake gangster
@whiteboywithanipod7708 fake
Jack Daniel's: You snort cocaine and binge drink for days.
I know because I've been there for 10 plus years 😔
The fireball was spot on 😭
I wasn't underage when I started but I was definitely new to drinking.
Stg bro bro🎉
@@jerbsherb4391never drinking underage is crazy
@maybeoptify no it's not. It's called making the right decisions.
Literally and im having it tn
Lol. Tht crown royal violated me so bad 😂
I think I dodged a bullet, I drink crown apple not peach lol
@@Originalchilifr
“a little bit of a slimeball”😂
the comment i was looking for
The crown royal peach perfectly described my uncle lmao
Bruhhh why is this so accurate, I was waiting for the Bacardi 😂
I feel personally attacked with the Jose Cuervo one 😭
The fireball one is so true
Only weird motherf***ers drink fireball
Bull
I drank fireball like water in High school, cheap and sugary.@@jayloncorbett2922
I specifically bought one for my 18th birthday a couple of days ago lol. Never had it either but it's funny lol
@@jayloncorbett2922It’s a popular liquor that’s been over marketed or shown on commercials like Smirnoff so consequently it became very popular with minors that want to drink & of course wanna be cool & drink the popular liquor. Try asking a minor what Remy Martin & they have no idea.
Dude did Hennessey dirty😂
All facts though 🏀 😂
I personally felt attacked 😭😂😂
@@aburningbear3138the basketball emoji is crazyyyyy 😂😂😂
It was completely inaccurate.
@@didisaythat4230 no it wasn't
Homie said little bit a sugar in the tank 😂😂😂😂lmao
😂😂😂
I've got a bit of sugar in the tank and I have never had whatever that is
@@squiddwizzard8850 🤣 😂 🤣 you wild
Bristish cigarette @@squiddwizzard8850
Everybody is a little gay once in a while
The Henny one is HILARIOUS 😭😭
Jim Bean one is soo true. i love Jim Bean ❤
Same..my fav!
*Me drinking fireball whiskey* My identity has been compromised.
Same here at 15
I'm 49 having fireball in my hot cocoa. 😂
Future AA member drinking fireball
@@Miki_big_red_machineno frfr
@@susanegley4149almost barfing reading that
The Jim one was spot on lol.
“A little bit of a slimeball” lmao
Hennessy! He hit the nail on the head 😂
Jäger: German grandmother who likes to have a little sip before sleep.
I like how the only liquor the says 'You drink' is Jack Daniels
Jager always makes me wake up in someone’s yard
Last time I had jager I pissed in a police car and got arrested for indecent exposure lol had my ass speaking German
Jager is kinda too light for my taste. He's completely true about Tequilla though, a couple of shots and slices of lime and you're ready to down the whole bottle.
very true I know cuz it really happent to me
Figure it out dude.
That’s not jager, that’s alcoholism
Hennessy was to accurate 😂
I was waiting on that Hennessy and bro got it right wtf 😂
I hate to admit but yea 😅
Yea allt of rappers drink it and popularized it years ago, personally I think courvoisier is pretty similar and you will save a few bucks
lmao this true ash
As a grey goose enthusiast, I can’t disagree. I am absolutely a slimer😈🥴😂
Same. I bought it for the bottle and then found out it tastes better than all other vodkas.
@@Skelterbane69 vodka isn't supposed to taste like anything. Unless it's flavoured of course.
@@lemonmane69 Well lemme tell ya that all vodkas I've taste, which is many, taste like acidic vomit. Grey goose, just a little less so.
Grey Goose is overpriced, overmarketed trash. Hell it's made by the French! Like hell they'd know how to make a good vodka. For good vodka you need the nationality of origin, Polish. Chopin and Belvedere being the créme de la créme among Polish vodkas.
You just gotta little sugar in your tank 😭😭😭
That Henn statement was on point!! 😂😂😂
Thats facts.. im a mix of jager hennessy and daniels.. and thats pretty accurate
Currently 16 love the Jager drinking it rn actually. I started drinking it at 13 gotta love being from Eastern Europe lol
How you get it
Wow, starting your journey to alcoholism before you can even legally drive. Impressive.
AA any % speedrun
Nothing about that is cool brother man
13 is crazy I hadn’t even had my growth spurt yet but by 15 I was drinking heavy.
Started when I was 12 here in the US. And yes I am very proud of myself
I consistently drank that flavored smirnoff through out high school since it was just mid. Didnt have to worry about breaking the bank but it was a hell of a lot better than Heaven and Hill Vodka. Or any other cheap vodka.
Everyone would get their own bottle and get thrashed.
Drinking some jack daniels on the rocks while watching, i dont usually drink it till i’m blackout drunk, i just enjoy a glass or two of it at night and in the evenings before bed. The taste is just wonderful, you taste the barrel of wood in which it sat for awhile along with all the flavors.
That fireball for underage people was damn near spot on. I remember before i turned 21 i tried to steal one from the gas station counter. The dude popped outta nowhere and caught me, he said PUT that shit back! 😂😂😂
i’m glad the 99 enjoyers have been spared
Aka alcoholics 😂
@@Originalchili yes sir 😂
Dude, spot on. For most of these
I was expecting you to fail, but as I stare at the empty bottle of Jose on my coffee table you hit the nail right on the head
The Bacardi description applies to crown royal drinkers
Facts
No, Crown Royal drinkers are dads with 3 kids who should be divorced but aren't (speaking from experience)
@@chrisb4859 Keep fighting the good fight brother. Do what’s Best for your family
@@chrisb4859Implying they were married
It most certainly does NOT!
Well, I feel good about me and my jåger.
What does it even taste like
@@Popcorx licorice and bad choices
Jäger not jåger å and ä are completely different letters
I feel attacked with the Hennessy 🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
He was spot on about the Hennessy my cousin fits that exact description lmao😂
I drink anything. I like flavor though so I buy flavorful stuff if it's more affordable. Because no one drinks alcohol for the ALCOHOL flavor. We drink it to numb the pain of existence or ignore our problems till the next day. Vodka and whiskey gets the job done fine but it's expensive and tastes like ass so If I can find a good MD or Steel Reserve I get those. If not, I check for other stuff until vodka and whiskey are all I find
No you don't drink it for the alcohol flavor, you drink it for the other flavors that are created through fermentation, distillation or aging.
Probably the only reason you're saying the stuff you're saying is because you've only had cheap beer and liquor.
i've had tastes of whiskys and wines worth over a hundred dollars a glass, they tasted good. But not as good as any juice or soda. Was it more COMPLEX? Sure. I give fuck all about complexity, though, in a similar fashion to how i give fuck all about art.@@jimit.4220 It aint that hard to admit most hard alcohol does not taste good. Also, the cheaper stuff has tasted better too. A watermelon flavored Steel Reserve tastes better than an 18 year Sazerac, mate, i dunno what else to tell you. You can accept it or not, no skin off my nose
You drink it because you have no faith
@@furkanbozdag8198 jesus can turn water to wine so fuck you he is an alcoholic too
I obviously don't care about the alcohol taste, but I absolutely love the burn you feel while consuming anything high-proof by itself.
I looove the burn, getting tipsy is just a side-effect. I would literally drink something that doesn't even get you drunk if only it could adequately simulate the burn of something strong. :)
I'm Bacardi and The Description was straight up accurate 😭🤣😭🤣
The Jager got me questioning this list’s legitimacy lol
This is a hilarious video. I also feel informed…..times, places & people came to mind with each drink description….
After puking my guts out from Goldschläger, im sticking with the fruity drinks. I cant even chew Big Red gum without gagging.
Its like hes crossed eyed but not
I got sick as fuck from rumple minze when I was 19 and still to this day mint anything makes me gag violently. I have to use unflavored tooth paste. Not the regular spearmint or menthol shit.
In in outta jail 😂😂😂
Ironically the first person to ever show me peach crown was in and out of jail 😂
" You're low on cash"
Bro had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What about Jameson, Wild Turkey, or Whistle Pig? Bc that's what I drink. I would be drinking that Creek Water but they don't got it around me. Shout out to the boy Wayne!
Wild turkey is like straight gasoline to me, I do like 100 proof vodka tho, but that wild turkey 101 is nuts, Jameson is good starter Irish whiskey, can't speak on whistle pig, but creekwater is good and it's the better alternative to fireball
@@Originalchili Just fyi since idk if you know this or not but original Creek Water is an amazing smooth tasting 100 proof whiskey. The cinnamon version that you mentioned that's way better than Fireball is actually an offshoot of the original. It's newer. If you haven't had regular Creek Water, you gotta try it.
Then your a hillbilly.... just like me bud 👍
Are used to drink, but if I did, I will go with jack Daniels number seven and my best advice for the people out there are the boys and the girls if you do drink stay at home it’s better that way give me a thumbs up or comment
Bruh the Hennessy bit felt like a personal attack😂
This is very accurate! Im vodka the cheap one Was Hennessy...slowly becoming ever clear 😂😂😂
Yooo I'm drinking Hennessey as we speak and he's right
What u drinkin rn
@@kingsharkll5545 semen
That Hennessy was on point for me 😂😂
Fireball is so true ain’t had a drink of that shit since highschool, puked it up to many times 😂
It has so much sugar
Fun fact: people can drink whatever the hell they like because it tastes good not because it isnt 'cool enough' lmao
Spoken like a flavored Effen drinker
Go-to when I started drinking (age 17-18): Jägermeister, which was also the first drink I ordered in a bar.
Go- to when I stopped drinking (age 22-23): Johnnie Walker Red, or just any single malt when ordering in a bar.
I'm 57 and although I don't do the bars anymore and haven't for years, this guy's take is spot on
That jose cuervo was spot on 😂😂
"I'm low in cash just need a cheap drink to get lit" that's me all the way 😂
One word.... Remarkable....But also truthful...
Bruh why is this shit so spot on specifically with the Jack Daniel’s & Hennessey 😂
Yeah he really did a great job with the sound on this one.
LMAOOOOO Hennessy is so spot on. Every guy I know that ONLY drinks Hen is like that 😂 . All the guys I know that drink Jacks are the worst to be around when drunk!
I felt called out with that Jose Cuervo comment
Then the henny popped up
That jose cuervo one was way too true 😂
Spot on brother 🤣🍻
Been drinking Jack Daniel’s for decades. All facts.
Lmao damn i just like how smooth and not trashy tasting goose is for mixed drinks
Why is this so accurate 😂
Captain Morgan: If you're drinking before 12:00 you're not an alcoholic, you're just a pirate.
Yeah Crown Royal was spot on
I like how the goose makes me hit my head and goes sleep walking.
The tequila was accurate 🤣
That peach crown description was 110% with a 10% margin of error
Yo no lie, I've been abusing my health by over eating, smoking weed, drinking bad liquor, popping pills but one shot of jagermeister and I'm feeling completely different than any other drink I ever had. I feel so clear minded and numb at the same time. I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and I just couldn't stop noticing all of life around me it was like meditation.
Man why you do us Hennessey drinkers like that 😭😂, All facts thou💯
Yea u def ona fireball 😎🙌🔥🔥
The fireball one is so true 😂
This shi actually spot on lol
this is so insanely accurate
I drink Henny and I'm just a normal ass dude LMAO
My grandfather drank a 5th of Jim Beam on the weekends!
Crown royal description spot on
That peach crown just hits different 👌
Water means I can’t drink alcohol. Because I’m a terrible drunk asshole and “that one guy” who acts incredibly stupid. Then spends three days apologizing, (mortified because of my actions) with a hangover. Water. I’m happy with water.
Y’all should try it.
That was surprisingly accurate.
Dude the fireball one is pretty accurate for me, I’m 21 now but my first experience drinking was at 16 with fire ball. Fun experience, don’t remember much of it. but for a long time after that I couldn’t drink actually good whiskey without remembering the taste of fireball.
This is the most accurate description i have heard in a while
Spot on with the Jack for me, minus the bar fights. Too many ways of getting hurt by unorthodox means : the counter, some glass, the floor, running into or accidentally hitting other peiple, etc.
i cant lie he was on point with me lmao
I love green tea, Blessed Be.
Fun fact: I DRINK EVERYTHING!!!
Hennessy. Yes sir, correct analysis. 🥃🍻
💀 im a country boi n im getting me a hunting license i fucking love jäger
Lmao the fireball one is so true all of my friends when I was a minor would drink that or Smirnoff vodka