@@jessepancamo8449 Because vast majority of the north didn't have slaves, and even if people were still personally racist, their governments and legal codes had already shifted. People take a long time to change, the government changing laws like that is the first step. Thats not to mention things like the underground railroad or the refusal of northern states to return runaway slaves.
Ryan Morgan the main reason why the north was fighting to end slavery wasn’t because of the moral reasons but the economic. And while it is true that the majority of the pro emancipation group were denizens of the north most didn’t really care.
@@kevine9474 fair question. A lot of times when people say racist xenophobic or sexist stuff it comes with this edginess like "they dont want me to say this its politically incorrect i hope i dont get cancelled but...." and this is making fun of that. Basically there is nothing brave about saying something anti-semitic on 8chan to a bunch of like minded people. If you really had balls you were really brave you'd defend minorites in a cracker bar.
@@blaisemacpherson7637Funny how you say that and say “cracker” bar, hypocritical. They’re making light of the sour and unpopular truths that gets overlooked by emotions and close mindedness. “Defending minorities”, such a shallow thing to do and say; who asked, many of the minorities don’t even ask to be “defended.” Oh and just incase you make the wrong assumption, Im Asian, sometimes called a “minority.” Anyways, the point is, its just a simple joke, no need to get riled up about it.
@@burnt7882 yeah I got the joke. Doesn't look like you did. If you want me to explain it to you I can. Key and Peele are hilarious but you usually have to get several layers of irony to appreciate their jokes.
"Tip tap dancin wancin around the elephant in the room" I don't know why this is so funny to me that took me by surprise though the librarians and the earthquake relief in hatti were close
Wtf are these stupid jokes i see on youtube, extremely repetitive and boring jokes,let the comedians in the video do the joking, you dont have to make a fool out of yourself
As a fellow librarian here, I'm glady they choose my profession to give a hint about the censorship and hatred we are suffering these days because of... oh well white folks fill up with prejudice values.
@@truejaystone3425 Maybe it depends on where you live. But i couldn't count the number of times that racist people just assumed they were in good company and said really horrible stuff.
it is sjw propaganda... that's exactly what it is... Women do not make less than men. That is a myth that people started to make everyone feel like a victim, because in 2019-2020, everything is victimhood. Everyone has to feel like someone is the enemy. There has to be an enemy. otherwise, what good is living, amirite?
@J. Bar Only thing stopping me is the money....i can't afford to be in debt...you know in collections on your credit report they have a spot for student loans? So you suppose to get the college degree to make more money but u dont you end up getting a 40k job like my bro cause you still black at the end of the day now you can't get the dream house u want cause you owe $80,000 in student loans and your credit score jacked. They start garnishing your pay check.
Only the "whitest" blacks on tv. Most other tv portrays black people as your expectation of "black", but most real black people are just like any other people in America, depending more on economic background.
Yea clearly wrong about blacks and women being payed less. Maybe your wife should do the same amount of hours you do, then the pay will be the same. But everything else was right.
Sesshomaru474 what if I told you even women who work the same amount of hours as men get paid less on average? Stop watching Sargon videos bud. There is actual facts available now days.
Running Riot, except this is not true. Most statistics point that women get paid the same (sometimes more depending on who you ask) for the same job and same hours. I’d suggest maybe you stop watching Buzzfeed. The world isn’t black and white, and you don’t need to watch Sargon of Akkad to disagree with an apocryphal belief that’s thrown out there. He’s a twat anyway.
@@runningriot6399 that's is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, if women made less for the same exact job working the same hours.... why do men even have the job huh?
T Wrecks idk but at least people just dropped thumbs down and moved on I’m glad looking through this comment section there’s no toxic people in here. Not exactly what I’d expect from this many dislikes
The versatility and chemistry of Key and Peele is second to none. They can jump into a character and kill it every time. I can only imagine how it would be being in the same room as them at a party or something.
@Stay Woke Trump did lower taxes, and has kept more promises than any other president ever. It matters who wins. If Democrats are racists, and Republicans aren't, then it matters. When Obama got elected the confidence in the market plummeted. When Trump got elected, it skyrocketed. It matters...
@Stay Woke dude, the market totally tanked when Obama got elected, and did shit for most of his presidency. I know many people that lost their asses because of that. The market now is actually doing well, considering half the country wants to shut down because germs. You really have no idea what you're talking about, do ya? Haha - like EVERYTHING you just said is total media left bullshit. Haha
Don't get me started on that Key and Peele flipping stereotypes on there head in perfect examples of both visual and verbal contradictions of our shared ingrained perceptions and surprising us with continued statements on the human condition wrapped in movie quality delivery. Yeah I said it.
What's funny is I've actually worked with redneck hillbillies who were just like this. The ignorant part is when people assume they are hateful bigots because of their accent and culture.
@Sightless Sniper Sightless Sniper fcku RUclips for always deleting my comments. So you got racially worked up by a comedy skit? Anyway AS I SAID these men are acting and portraying FICTIONAL whte ppl. Whtes being the majority in US is a lie. However you dominate welfare and domestic terrorism. Look at the stats of prison accommodations since 2016, you dominate that too. So its a pity you had to pretend as if somebody asked you a question just to spew your racst rhetoric.
@@keithrose4227 Because it subverts your expectations of what they're going to say based on the knowledge that confederates are racist. It allows for surprise and pleasant shock when you realize the characters who you expected to have racist opinions actually ended up having nice opinions. The confederate hat is a nice touch, because it adds to our assumptions of them being racist. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk where i explain the joke.
@Jesus Christ how is that ironic. The American citizens who are alive today had nothing to do with that. Secondly, the first Americans who were here already were doing the exact same thing to eachother
+Jesus Christ classic whataboutism from someone who can't have a logical, reasonable debate. Same assholes who deflect anything democrats assert by bringing up the kkk w/o any context.
@Jesus Christ Well okay so whites enslaved blacks, and if you have an issue with something that happened so long ago, then why not make a massive deal about the North Africans (Moors), and the majority of the Muslim nations that enslaved whites, before USA even existed, between 1530 and 1780. So then by your logic the Moor enslavement of whites was even worse because it lasted for roughly 250 years, and USA took less then 388 000 black slaves vs the 1 to 1.25 million whites the Moors took, and on top of that, the Moors murdered off the whites in droves too while taking some as slaves, which the Americans did not do when taking slaves, as the slaves they bought, were already slaves or prisoners of war. Over 10 million Africans were sold as slaves in South America, way worse than what the USA did, ancestors of those same South Americans, crossing the border illegally, acting entitled and hating on whites, (yelling racism and about the enslaving of blacks), as if they never did anything wrong, while they in fact did much worse. So why are you biased against whites? Why aren't you up in arms about the fact that whites were enslaved first and by a MUCH bigger margin by the same ones you are now defending? Why is it wrong only when whites do things, but when others do it, it's either defended, made as if it's not a big deal, not spoken of, or forgotten? Why do you think slavery is synonymous only with Africans? Caucasoid's, Mongoloids and Negroids, as well as the "interbred races", were all slave traders at some point in history, why only focus on 1 race and not all?
Just unnecessarily adding that his wife makes 2/3 what he makes, and that they are librarians. I just love the non-sequitur expositional hilarity squeezed in there at the end lol. Classic K&P witty humor. This skit is great.
To be fair nearly every time humans encountered different races or species of humans we just fucking butchered them at first. Think about when we came up from Africa and butchered the Neanderthals... We did the same with a few other species of sapiens. It’s pretty much the same thing. Humans are just like an invasive species, it’s kind of our style at this point. Hell, now we’re doing it indiscriminately to nature in general.
@@Swimmingly- aww, another hurt white guy needing some attention because he feels bitter about the skit. Here you go lil fella, some attention. Hope that helps...
It's true most of the time though. Many people hide what they truly think about others because they fear the consequences or they want to appear as politically correct.
Sure. Move to San Francisco. You'll go broke at 200k a year. You'll never get away from the stench of human shit as it covers the street. You'll make new friends all the time with the thousands of homeless who are happy to ask you for money until you say no and they get violent. You'll be hand and hand with ms13 and not too far from other gang banging homies. Have a great time.
@Anthony Caine ok, stupid dumb ass loser how did you get here? It really don't matter because I don't care about your life or your thoughts. So kick rocks bum
@@aevum6667 I do feel that the conservative media is not nearly as spineless, but every bit as belligerently fake, as the liberal media. He who does not watch the news is uninformed. He who watches the news is misinformed. Anyone who believes that is untrue is not being honest with themselves (no matter which outlet they choose).
Your Argument Sucks every outlet is biased. That doesn’t mean it’s all fake. Look for what sources are used with each piece. It’s easy to lie but hard to make it look credible, especially with how much news these outlets need to churn out every day
Yea I think native Americans would come before India in this scenario. But hey I'm cool with India. But dont think it doesn't piss me off when I say I'm Indian and people assume im talking about india 🤦♂️🤦♂️. That gets me. Native Americans still exist fam. We aren't extinct yet. 💪
I'm going thru a identity crisis...I dont know whether I want to be the "Biker Type Bad Boy" or the "Prius Driving Vegan"...guess you can say im weighing out my options!
@@landonvantrease2188 Why do you want to deport all the whites that the Indians din't authorize to come here in the first place? You need to let it go.
As European i really dont understand why are you painting Trump as anti immigrant. Being anti illegal immigration is exact opposite. United States are nation of immigrants in its core, being anti immigration is dumb, supporting illegal immigration is even dumber - both goes against same core values of your nation.
@@jonathansaucedo1924 The Native Americans didn't claim any land as theirs, uhh since idk they migrated all the time. There was no law of the land saying people couldn't come here at that time and now that there is a law set in stone, people can't just come to the USA illegally. Not only does it mess up our economy, but its a serious threat to the US as a whole.
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...left and drove home with their hybrid pickup trucks.
Okay I died laughing reading this one 🤣
@@RversePegasister rip
HAHAHAHAHAH so accurate
cybertrucks
That's so fucking good😭😭
I’m from the rural midwest…once in a blue moon, you come across one of these guys and it’s glorious.
oh yeah? tell us about it?
As a black man I ran into one tall as white man wearing a Abraham Lincoln shirt he was so not racist but racist he became my best friend
@@sunluvs1653😂
@@sunluvs1653I just like there eee good people that mean well even if their approach is a bit wrong. At least they're trying to make things better
Carbondale IL ftw
These could be background characters in GTA 😂
Lmao
Definitely 😂
Totally
Approaching them would give you a side mission to kill or subdue thlse civil border patrol guys (Minute Men).
@@re_i_gn why not real border patrol?
“Just adopted my eleventh…just can’t help myself” 😂😂😂
Bruce Wayne's southern cousin
Most positive racism ever
@TheDodicat Issa joke
Right
I'm the 1000th like :D
TheDodicat R/woooosh
Racism isn’t positive.
The way he said “Blaaaacccckkks” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Victims of institutional racsmisme
BuhlAx
1:37
The cross-eyes killed me!
They come from a parallel universe where the South fought to end slavery in America
From the way they are acting, the south still lost.
@@abstracttechnician2750 yep, that's what it looks like, the South was abolitionist but still lost the Civil War.
There was racism all over America during the time of the civil war why do you act like the north weren’t racist
@@jessepancamo8449 Because vast majority of the north didn't have slaves, and even if people were still personally racist, their governments and legal codes had already shifted. People take a long time to change, the government changing laws like that is the first step. Thats not to mention things like the underground railroad or the refusal of northern states to return runaway slaves.
Ryan Morgan the main reason why the north was fighting to end slavery wasn’t because of the moral reasons but the economic. And while it is true that the majority of the pro emancipation group were denizens of the north most didn’t really care.
One thing so amazing about their comedy is how they can be both funny and deeply touching at the same time. This is true art and brilliance.
How was this video funny?
@@kevine9474 it's funny becasue it triggers racists like you, go cry some more snowflake
@@kevine9474 fair question. A lot of times when people say racist xenophobic or sexist stuff it comes with this edginess like "they dont want me to say this its politically incorrect i hope i dont get cancelled but...." and this is making fun of that. Basically there is nothing brave about saying something anti-semitic on 8chan to a bunch of like minded people. If you really had balls you were really brave you'd defend minorites in a cracker bar.
@@blaisemacpherson7637Funny how you say that and say “cracker” bar, hypocritical. They’re making light of the sour and unpopular truths that gets overlooked by emotions and close mindedness. “Defending minorities”, such a shallow thing to do and say; who asked, many of the minorities don’t even ask to be “defended.” Oh and just incase you make the wrong assumption, Im Asian, sometimes called a “minority.” Anyways, the point is, its just a simple joke, no need to get riled up about it.
@@burnt7882 yeah I got the joke. Doesn't look like you did. If you want me to explain it to you I can. Key and Peele are hilarious but you usually have to get several layers of irony to appreciate their jokes.
They had to throw in “I tell ya that’s not bad for a non-alcoholic beer” lmao
Plus I like the comment don’t want to mess the 555
Can’t mess up the 666
Can’t mess up the 696
Damn, I messed up the 779
That means they didn't say these words with a drunken brain
What was your didn't see that coming moment in this skit?
Mine: The non alcoholic beer
librarians
Definitely "Librarians"
"Tip tap dancin wancin around the elephant in the room"
I don't know why this is so funny to me that took me by surprise though the librarians and the earthquake relief in hatti were close
Librarians
The chick next to them has all her teeth!
"Not bad for a non-alcoholic beer!"
**drank about one sixth of it**
So how can they even call it beer if it's non alcoholic? It's just water at that point.
Wtf are these stupid jokes i see on youtube, extremely repetitive and boring jokes,let the comedians in the video do the joking, you dont have to make a fool out of yourself
@@batista666bombsomeone made a joke. How upsetting!
@@batista666bomb calm down man just keep scrolling
@@hellborne7995 same as saying root beer is just water because there’s no alcohol in it
I liked the "we're both librarians" at the end.
As a fellow librarian here, I'm glady they choose my profession to give a hint about the censorship and hatred we are suffering these days because of... oh well white folks fill up with prejudice values.
When you realise there's always a key and Peele sketch you haven't watched.
and then u saw the upload date was like 3-4 years ago and was like wut....
and i already worked through all the episodes a few years ago!
@@matganja7281 then you realize the shows been over for that same amount of time LOL XD
Progressive jokes aren't funny
Same! Just saw this for the first time tonight!
So wholesome, in the strangest way possible...
Im your 300th like, your welcome bxtch
jeffery Weston you’re*
I don't know... it hurt my feelings 😪
Racism is not wholesome, please go back to school. Ever heard of generelisation?
@@user-ie6jr4bg1w wtf
I dont wanna be racist...but those mfs gonna save the country 🤣🤣🤣
That's racist
You just came right out&said it
No it's not racist, racism is when you think that your race is superior.
And Mexican isn't even a race lol
@@danispieceofhistoryhistory1938 we know
"We're both librarians, buuuurp" "You okay""?" 😂😂
I thought he said "nerds" under his breath
I wanna live in this alternate universe
That would mean all normal people would now be racist
RedbullAddict tbh America has had a pretty low bar
Shipwreck78 that’s what these people don’t understand. This is relatively normal. Actual racism is rare.
@@truejaystone3425 Maybe it depends on where you live. But i couldn't count the number of times that racist people just assumed they were in good company and said really horrible stuff.
It's called Hollywood. Where Disneyland and other utopia's live in people's minds. But somehow I'm betting you already live in an alternate universe.
I'd love to do this in a real bar and see peoples reactions
@@oogabooga2581
Kinda like what you just did, eh mate...??
@@oogabooga2581 what a roundabout way of saying you're basically racist
@@Rudra-fu1kr what did they say?
@@somkeshav4143 it's been a long time man sorry I can't remember
@@Rudra-fu1kr meh it’s alright
"ESSENTIAL IMMIGRANTS" *clinks beer* 😂😂
*non*-alcoholic bear.
Get off muh lawn ya fecking mexicans!
Cheeeers!
@Cant_Touch_This lol the comment aged quite well in 5 months
😅
Non-Alcoholic drinks at the end was epic.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
CarExpert when u read comments before u finish the vid...
People that disliked it are the ones who wont say it
Yeah I'd feel a bit racist to judge people of different races as a group.
Cos they ain't got the darn guts to, ya hear me?
💯
it is sjw propaganda... that's exactly what it is... Women do not make less than men. That is a myth that people started to make everyone feel like a victim, because in 2019-2020, everything is victimhood. Everyone has to feel like someone is the enemy. There has to be an enemy. otherwise, what good is living, amirite?
Indeed
Not gonna lie this is how I always imagined Canadians
Uguumur Tsomo 😂😂
Uguumur Tsomo someone’s gotta say it
North Park
@TheMagnificentPony the fuck are you even talking about you weirdo
Why were you gonna lie in the first place?
"I want to throw them out but they haven't technically said anything bad"
"...just to become CEOs **looks around** and entrepreneurs!"
DEAD
💀🤣
FACTS JAYZ A BILLIONAIRE we did it and overcame....BLUE PRINT SET
Anyone notice he looked in the camera right after that?
Entrepenewers
@J. Bar Only thing stopping me is the money....i can't afford to be in debt...you know in collections on your credit report they have a spot for student loans? So you suppose to get the college degree to make more money but u dont you end up getting a 40k job like my bro cause you still black at the end of the day now you can't get the dream house u want cause you owe $80,000 in student loans and your credit score jacked. They start garnishing your pay check.
*"I'm just gonna say it".* They deserve an Oscar for their 100% excellent use of the southern depiction while being the whitest black guys in America.
They are the whitest Blacks in television 😭😭😭💀💀
Not really
Only the "whitest" blacks on tv. Most other tv portrays black people as your expectation of "black", but most real black people are just like any other people in America, depending more on economic background.
@@aarontoles5988 It was a comment of humor, no need to try and get all deep and political. Lol
@@yaminiasir4594 They are wearing black masks. 👀
Key & Peele are the greatest white comedians of our time.
They may be 2 of the best comedians of our time full stop
I just found out they’re light skins with white moms lmao
@@Pintexx both they black dads abandoned them and were raised by single white moms 🤣
Mark McGarret why is that funny?
@@1of1-v8p because they're anti white "woke" activists.
I might get in trouble for saying this these days but..... we need more people like this
"Phuccin Mexikens"
-Oh man, do not get me started on the Mexikens
mezcans
Good family values
They hold the goddamn economy
667th like
My people prefer the term “messicuhns”
They’re obviously southern... Californian 😂
Yea clearly wrong about blacks and women being payed less. Maybe your wife should do the same amount of hours you do, then the pay will be the same.
But everything else was right.
They are Canadian. They are so nice cmon
Sesshomaru474 what if I told you even women who work the same amount of hours as men get paid less on average? Stop watching Sargon videos bud. There is actual facts available now days.
Running Riot, except this is not true. Most statistics point that women get paid the same (sometimes more depending on who you ask) for the same job and same hours. I’d suggest maybe you stop watching Buzzfeed. The world isn’t black and white, and you don’t need to watch Sargon of Akkad to disagree with an apocryphal belief that’s thrown out there. He’s a twat anyway.
@@runningriot6399 that's is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, if women made less for the same exact job working the same hours.... why do men even have the job huh?
Be black and old in a bar and before you know it....
CONSEQUENCES!
"i got hit by a water Buffalo"
A piano fell on my head
@@xlokoh8219 got 88 concussions.....one for each key
V B shot out of a catapult..... INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON
Lmao
"Not bad for non-alcoholic beer!"
"not bad at all"
Fucking killed me 😂😂
I think it’s hilarious that almost 10 thousand people disliked this because they got triggered by people being nice
Tommy Luce maybe they just didn’t like it
WitnessesOfTheLight JQ clearly they didn’t like it. The point is WHY they didn’t like it... and this is his opinion why...
T Wrecks idk but at least people just dropped thumbs down and moved on I’m glad looking through this comment section there’s no toxic people in here. Not exactly what I’d expect from this many dislikes
WitnessesOfTheLight JQ I thought the same but I found a thread full of toxic people shortly after this one lol
T Wrecks 😅 typical
"Thats good for a non-alcoholic beer!" *TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRUNK*
Hippo glad you got the joke
Diss on those bastards who blame racism on momentary lapse of judgement.
E.g Liam Neeson
Nothin gets by you
@@vb8428 I'm not sure you understand his story
Good job you explained the joke
The versatility and chemistry of Key and Peele is second to none. They can jump into a character and kill it every time. I can only imagine how it would be being in the same room as them at a party or something.
They would probably want to have a chill time and not be the permanent clowns of the group lol
This one made me smile in a different way. Deep appreciation and reflection like this is what everyone needs
This is what the slogan ‘Make America Great Again” should sound like.
it does..
No.
@Stay Woke ...yeah, "was it ever great?" People keep asking that - and yet they keep voting Democrat. 🤷♂️
@Stay Woke Trump did lower taxes, and has kept more promises than any other president ever.
It matters who wins. If Democrats are racists, and Republicans aren't, then it matters.
When Obama got elected the confidence in the market plummeted. When Trump got elected, it skyrocketed.
It matters...
@Stay Woke dude, the market totally tanked when Obama got elected, and did shit for most of his presidency. I know many people that lost their asses because of that.
The market now is actually doing well, considering half the country wants to shut down because germs.
You really have no idea what you're talking about, do ya? Haha - like EVERYTHING you just said is total media left bullshit. Haha
"I got 3 words for em asians"
Studious
Hard working
Industrious
Wait a sec
FOR THE SHI!!!
Hard-working
Hard-working is HYPHENATED like a 2 liter bottle of water.
T.....otally secure with their average penis size? :)
larson gregory are you ? Lol
Don't get me started on that Key and Peele flipping stereotypes on there head in perfect examples of both visual and verbal contradictions of our shared ingrained perceptions and surprising us with continued statements on the human condition wrapped in movie quality delivery.
Yeah I said it.
It was on everyone's mind but you're the one who said it. 🔥
Thank you for finally saying it
If only you had used the right "their."
Goddammit I knew someone would go and say this.
Tip toed around that one and came right out and said it. 😂
They were saying what we have all been thinking
The way he says "Baahlaacks!" With the cross-eyed I'm freaking lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm weak as hell
What's funny is I've actually worked with redneck hillbillies who were just like this. The ignorant part is when people assume they are hateful bigots because of their accent and culture.
Yep.
Well, most of them are lmao
@@enzog1078 Case in point
@@Clothori when you’re “culture” is flying a racist flag and using the N word liberally, you’re probably a racist. Not rocket appliances.
I guess up in north Carolina and Virginia, there are a lot of hillbillies that talk with an accent who are racist bigots. Try Poquoson Virginia
"Time i go home and take care of my kids" 😂😂
@Sightless Sniper right, they are just "acting"
@Sightless Sniper Sightless Sniper fcku RUclips for always deleting my comments. So you got racially worked up by a comedy skit? Anyway AS I SAID these men are acting and portraying FICTIONAL whte ppl. Whtes being the majority in US is a lie. However you dominate welfare and domestic terrorism. Look at the stats of prison accommodations since 2016, you dominate that too. So its a pity you had to pretend as if somebody asked you a question just to spew your racst rhetoric.
@Sightless Sniper damn edgy racism in my youtube comments. I hope it gets you the attention you're looking for
@Stay Woke Im sorry but did you actually look at the data you're referencing?
@Stay Woke Please be aware that the absolute numbers have no significant statistical meaning. It's dangerous to interpret data wrong.
The confederate hat was a nice touch
Why
@@keithrose4227 Because it subverts your expectations of what they're going to say based on the knowledge that confederates are racist. It allows for surprise and pleasant shock when you realize the characters who you expected to have racist opinions actually ended up having nice opinions. The confederate hat is a nice touch, because it adds to our assumptions of them being racist. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk where i explain the joke.
PrincessTogepi well said
Jim Halpert thank you, Jim. I saw you in that documentary. thought it was brilliant. that means a lot coming from you.
MinemanAlert thank you UwU this is turning out to be a rather positive RUclips comment
This went in a COMPLETELY different direction than I expected.
When I first started watching this I was pissed, like royally pissed. Then I was like, well someone needed to say it.
We are not a monolith.
Hitch those pants brother!
Get those pants
You were pissed before they even spoke?
@@roberteli5235 It's a reference to another sketch by the pair,called The Black Republicans...
I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
You said that?!
Ain't nothing but a thing.
@@zacharyclark5617 you said bitch though?
Yeah I said it!
Yeah I look in the socket of the skull and I said
Considering my dad has a confederate flag tattooed on the back of his head and married to a black woman... this is my kind of racism!
John Gray hell yeah
That is the wildest thing i have ever read
miles shaw What can I say he’s a miracle man ☺️
You father was (I hope) real confused by putting that tattoo
That is so bizarre, I love it
I love how he burps "nerds" at 3:01 lol. Totally off-vibe at the end.
Lmao
"We're both librarians" part is legendary
The irony is unreal
That truly was the cherry on top!
@@rhabdoviridae i dont get what is librarians ?
@@grimjudgment6527 don't forget a fucking MASTER'S DEGREE. TO BE A LIBRARIAN.
Wage gap isn't real though so joke falls flat
I may get hunted down for this but “Minorities are necessary for the American economy” someone had to say it🤷♂️🇺🇸
Everyone was thinking it someone had to say it
We don't need white people
@@chaosXP3RT not cool
@@chaosXP3RT yeah no bueno
@@chaosXP3RT LOL, moron
“Essential immigrants” Pretty much sums up this video lmao
Yeah, not illegal immigrants
@Jesus Christ how is that ironic. The American citizens who are alive today had nothing to do with that. Secondly, the first Americans who were here already were doing the exact same thing to eachother
+Jesus Christ classic whataboutism from someone who can't have a logical, reasonable debate. Same assholes who deflect anything democrats assert by bringing up the kkk w/o any context.
@Jesus Christ Well okay so whites enslaved blacks, and if you have an issue with something that happened so long ago, then why not make a massive deal about the North Africans (Moors), and the majority of the Muslim nations that enslaved whites, before USA even existed, between 1530 and 1780. So then by your logic the Moor enslavement of whites was even worse because it lasted for roughly 250 years, and USA took less then 388 000 black slaves vs the 1 to 1.25 million whites the Moors took, and on top of that, the Moors murdered off the whites in droves too while taking some as slaves, which the Americans did not do when taking slaves, as the slaves they bought, were already slaves or prisoners of war.
Over 10 million Africans were sold as slaves in South America, way worse than what the USA did, ancestors of those same South Americans, crossing the border illegally, acting entitled and hating on whites, (yelling racism and about the enslaving of blacks), as if they never did anything wrong, while they in fact did much worse.
So why are you biased against whites? Why aren't you up in arms about the fact that whites were enslaved first and by a MUCH bigger margin by the same ones you are now defending? Why is it wrong only when whites do things, but when others do it, it's either defended, made as if it's not a big deal, not spoken of, or forgotten? Why do you think slavery is synonymous only with Africans? Caucasoid's, Mongoloids and Negroids, as well as the "interbred races", were all slave traders at some point in history, why only focus on 1 race and not all?
@@Justiceandtruth357 proud of you my man
Just unnecessarily adding that his wife makes 2/3 what he makes, and that they are librarians. I just love the non-sequitur expositional hilarity squeezed in there at the end lol. Classic K&P witty humor. This skit is great.
I as a Mexican feel accomplished after watching this😂
Julian Meza as you should brother as you should
Lana Winter ❤️
If it takes a comedy skit to make you feel accomplished then I feel sorry for you.
@@natedill9180are u fucking dumb 😂
Nate Dill r/whoooosh
“WE STEAM-ROLLED IN AND GENOCIDED THEM WE OWE THEM SUMTHIN”
those two guys must be at least 150 years old! damn unaware any of those Calvary members who killed natives were still around!
Nobody ever mentions the natives here slaughtered the people they found here before them
@@davidp2707 stop reading books from the back to the front dude. You'll get confused 😂 😂
DAVID P Any link on that topic? Thanks
To be fair nearly every time humans encountered different races or species of humans we just fucking butchered them at first. Think about when we came up from Africa and butchered the Neanderthals... We did the same with a few other species of sapiens. It’s pretty much the same thing. Humans are just like an invasive species, it’s kind of our style at this point. Hell, now we’re doing it indiscriminately to nature in general.
"Just adopted the 11th.just can't help myself" ROFL
Took me a while to get that joke
I was wondering what he said.
"We're both librarians"... got to love the educated.
“Meskins” 😂 that accent alone made me laugh
Dc 1399 that’s actually how a decent amount of people say it here in Alabama lol
That's how the Migos say it too. More like Mesco.
I re heard it and they said Mexicans
Dc 1399 ha that’s so funny how they can make fun of people that they don’t know anything about.
Mesicans got on boots
"It may be unpopular but is true" 🤣😂
In your mind.
Incessuserro to you
Soft bigotry.
since when is it unpopular anyway, i hear it all the freaking time
Other than the non alcoholic beer and wife part, I've heard this exact conversation actually.
Worlds a changin
I really needed this today 😂
"I'm tip tap dancing wancing prancing around the elephant in the room" idk why that shit kills me everytime.
The only thing they tap danced around was facts.
@@Swimmingly- aww, another hurt white guy needing some attention because he feels bitter about the skit. Here you go lil fella, some attention. Hope that helps...
MachineGunMouth oof, Ran that machine gun. Okay so if you want to have an actual debate, go for it. I don’t mind. But this isn’t the platform
@@Swimmingly-
Let me know when you post that manifesto to 8chan
Jay Caldwell name one thing i said that was racist
I didn’t study for my test...
Then I got trapped in a new universe. CONSEQUENCES!
When Mississippi finally turns liberal in the year 2047
Evi1M4chine mmhmm
@Evi1M4chine more like august 23 2077
NotPseudo Dammm feelin goofed
Yeah that's pretty much how the racists in California talk now. As if minorities are their pets.
After WW3 in 2033
My favorite part is at the end when the guy reveals that he's a librarian.. brilliant
"It was in everyone's mind. But I'm the one that said it"
- every racist ever
They really do think that way. They don't know how much they don't know and have no desire to learn either.
@Kyle Murray that's where your wrong kiddo
@Kyle Murray wow you are a sheep
It's true most of the time though. Many people hide what they truly think about others because they fear the consequences or they want to appear as politically correct.
Kyle Murray - they sure as heck can. Racism is a pretty universal human problem.
Im asian and I feel like I've accomplished something just by watching this lol
PANoramic TV 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Congratulations..u've just been institutionalized..
PANoramic TV how that doesn’t even make sense?
Jack MeHoff 1,258,320
i swear that belch sounded like he said nerds, after he mentioned his wife and him were librarians
"we're both librarians, *belches NeRRRRDS*
Bro I thought the same thing
I think he did lol
He did
Wait he didn’t say nerds
Nate no I’m saying wait he didn’t say nerd as in I thought he said nerd.
That’s what happens when you read books. Have you seen how kind the librarian was?
Honestly so confused at first then was like dam there genius’s
amor baeza they’re*
amor baeza geniuses*
amor baeza damn*
User relax keyboard warrior, grammar nazi.
Julian Kat i was kidding, lmao
“You opened up the flood gates now my friend” 😂
You know what you done done did?
@@reycaribe Released the Kraken
Its maafwend.hahaa
Can I move to this parallel universe
Darrin Harris Only if I can be your plus one buddy! 😀😀
I hear these conversations in my community pretty often (Southern California).
Pretty sure you are already here
You just copied the other comment cockhead.
Sure. Move to San Francisco. You'll go broke at 200k a year. You'll never get away from the stench of human shit as it covers the street. You'll make new friends all the time with the thousands of homeless who are happy to ask you for money until you say no and they get violent. You'll be hand and hand with ms13 and not too far from other gang banging homies. Have a great time.
Balls in your court sir. Checkmate 🤣
2:34 "That's not bad for a non-alcoholic beer" LMFAO
not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.
What part of that was funny?
Gotallofthem1 its a meme
This was too darn good! Had me laughing up a storm.
Damn Straight!
Thanks Big Tex
I live and work in Minnesota and this is EXACTLY HOW THEY SOUND.
😂😂😂
We both librarians.
Burps(nerds)
😂😂😂🤣
Wisdom Ozubu wait a minute... why is being a nerd bad? I wish i was a nerd... they are smart, invent shtuf... they save lives!
Lmao I didn't realize that until now 🤣
Finding key and peele videos you've never seen is like finding $36 in your pocket after taking your clothes out the dryer.
@Anthony Caine it is that's why you're watching seeing if you find a new video
@Anthony Caine ok, stupid dumb ass loser how did you get here? It really don't matter because I don't care about your life or your thoughts. So kick rocks bum
I always find money in my winter coats, like a year later. It's the best feeling
Man I love the way they took a moment to highlight the importance of minorities in the US. Well played.
W
Only the positives of course
The trope of southerners being more racist than black people is racist and ridiculous.
@@coolkid7151oy vey shut it down
Facts bro. Big W
*Indian from the subcontinent walks in*
*immediately gets stared down*
*BURP*
"You alright?"
"I'm Bokay"
Peele fits in all the characters, even how they talk or how their body languages is…so impressive
and they way he fixes his hair.
“How about them Asians” 😂
Love the guys and their team on taking us serious issues and delivering it in such a fun and interesting way...!!
This is the kind of racism I can get behind
Damn right
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup!
"And you know what ya dun dun did..." LMFAO.
Barry Allen finally corrected the timeline
1:58 the camera look killed me XD
I was having a bad day. A really bad day. This made me feel good about humanity. Thank you.
Now watch the news and come back to reality.
Yeah, unfortunately the liberal media won't allow positivity, because anything positive can offend those who are less positive-fortunate.
@@aevum6667 Indeed. All media is crap these days.
@@aevum6667 I do feel that the conservative media is not nearly as spineless, but every bit as belligerently fake, as the liberal media.
He who does not watch the news is uninformed. He who watches the news is misinformed. Anyone who believes that is untrue is not being honest with themselves (no matter which outlet they choose).
Your Argument Sucks every outlet is biased. That doesn’t mean it’s all fake. Look for what sources are used with each piece. It’s easy to lie but hard to make it look credible, especially with how much news these outlets need to churn out every day
I'm glad they reuploaded this cause this is my favorite
This is the most wholesome sketch I've ever seen
Hannah W. Sweet. If everyone can joke like this. 😂🤣. Theses guys make me happy ❤️❤️☺️🐥🐥
Their best sketches are the ones that subvert expectations.
Oh man too much positivity in this 😂😂 is this a re run or is there another season?
this is a re upload
This is old man
You can never have enough +++++++++itivity xD
Re-upload
Main aru ha so funny
"How about the Indians"
Me: Hell yeah India... we gonna finally be represented in Key and Peele!"
"F* Native Americans"
Me: Damn.
You clearly set yourself up for disappointment.
ruclips.net/video/KzelrlH_pjQ/видео.html
this one has them playing an indian, but im not sure thats what you meant?
India is part of asian
MFS neko neko right!!
Yea I think native Americans would come before India in this scenario. But hey I'm cool with India. But dont think it doesn't piss me off when I say I'm Indian and people assume im talking about india 🤦♂️🤦♂️. That gets me. Native Americans still exist fam. We aren't extinct yet. 💪
"that's right, we're both librarians"
*Neeeeerrrds*
Muh Dewd look up the definition of nerd🤦♀️
The Unbeliever late reply, but I think he was just quoting what key said in his burp after peele said we’re both librarians
*Doooodge*
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Standing Ovation. That was great!!!
Id like to crack a non alcholic cold one with these dudes lmao
It nothing like a non alcoholic beer and a tobacco free cigarettes after a long days work!
@@preparingforyahuah7871 tobacco free cigarette? So just cancer
Non alcoholic beer and tobacco free cigarettes? Why do stupid without any of the benefits. Just save your money kids.
I'm going thru a identity crisis...I dont know whether I want to be the "Biker Type Bad Boy" or the "Prius Driving Vegan"...guess you can say im weighing out my options!
Make America great again by showing love and respect to the Immigrants. The reason we became so great in the first place. Well done guys
ill Will respect is earned legal immigration is good if you do it illegally you should be deported end of story
Oh wow this made me tear up a little bit well done
@@landonvantrease2188 Why do you want to deport all the whites that the Indians din't authorize to come here in the first place? You need to let it go.
As European i really dont understand why are you painting Trump as anti immigrant. Being anti illegal immigration is exact opposite. United States are nation of immigrants in its core, being anti immigration is dumb, supporting illegal immigration is even dumber - both goes against same core values of your nation.
@@jonathansaucedo1924 The Native Americans didn't claim any land as theirs, uhh since idk they migrated all the time. There was no law of the land saying people couldn't come here at that time and now that there is a law set in stone, people can't just come to the USA illegally. Not only does it mess up our economy, but its a serious threat to the US as a whole.
How much you wanna bet that burp at the end was improvised
100 %😂
Adopted 11th kid...that's commitment to helping children.