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  • Опубликовано: 6 мар 2019
  • Two pals at a bar unload with some controversial opinions about various minorities.
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @starvin6558
    @starvin6558 5 лет назад +64767

    Most positive racism ever

  • @joshbartel7384
    @joshbartel7384 Год назад +1466

    I’m from the rural midwest…once in a blue moon, you come across one of these guys and it’s glorious.

    • @lunarlight3131
      @lunarlight3131 4 месяца назад +21

      oh yeah? tell us about it?

    • @sunluvs1653
      @sunluvs1653 2 месяца назад +68

      As a black man I ran into one tall as white man wearing a Abraham Lincoln shirt he was so not racist but racist he became my best friend

    • @mennnn972
      @mennnn972 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@sunluvs1653😂

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun Месяц назад +12

      ​@@sunluvs1653I just like there eee good people that mean well even if their approach is a bit wrong. At least they're trying to make things better

    • @freddyrodriguez4732
      @freddyrodriguez4732 10 дней назад

      Carbondale IL ftw

  • @altafansari7686
    @altafansari7686 2 года назад +8591

    When you realise there's always a key and Peele sketch you haven't watched.

    • @matganja7281
      @matganja7281 2 года назад +78

      and then u saw the upload date was like 3-4 years ago and was like wut....

    • @urmaisgay6495
      @urmaisgay6495 2 года назад +11

      and i already worked through all the episodes a few years ago!

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 2 года назад +8

      @@matganja7281 then you realize the shows been over for that same amount of time LOL XD

    • @fabiodias7406
      @fabiodias7406 2 года назад +1

      Progressive jokes aren't funny

    • @williamkanderson3
      @williamkanderson3 2 года назад +1

      Same! Just saw this for the first time tonight!

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong 3 года назад +1128

    The versatility and chemistry of Key and Peele is second to none. They can jump into a character and kill it every time. I can only imagine how it would be being in the same room as them at a party or something.

    • @SamraK64
      @SamraK64 2 года назад +17

      They would probably want to have a chill time and not be the permanent clowns of the group lol

  • @andrewhendo8472
    @andrewhendo8472 4 года назад +7518

    These could be background characters in GTA 😂

    • @lynxmusic4183
      @lynxmusic4183 3 года назад +36

      Lmao

    • @_meangreenjersey973
      @_meangreenjersey973 3 года назад +18

      Definitely 😂

    • @prajwaljayaraj5887
      @prajwaljayaraj5887 3 года назад +8

      Totally

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 года назад +37

      Approaching them would give you a side mission to kill or subdue thlse civil border patrol guys (Minute Men).

    • @tonyp534
      @tonyp534 3 года назад +2

      @@re_i_gn why not real border patrol?

  • @purpleorange7430
    @purpleorange7430 3 года назад +10197

    ...left and drove home with their hybrid pickup trucks.

  • @stanbillington814
    @stanbillington814 2 года назад +194

    “Just adopted my eleventh…just can’t help myself” 😂😂😂

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 Год назад +1495

    One thing so amazing about their comedy is how they can be both funny and deeply touching at the same time. This is true art and brilliance.

    • @kevine9474
      @kevine9474 Год назад +2

      How was this video funny?

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Год назад

      @@kevine9474 it's funny becasue it triggers racists like you, go cry some more snowflake

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 Год назад +19

      @@kevine9474 fair question. A lot of times when people say racist xenophobic or sexist stuff it comes with this edginess like "they dont want me to say this its politically incorrect i hope i dont get cancelled but...." and this is making fun of that. Basically there is nothing brave about saying something anti-semitic on 8chan to a bunch of like minded people. If you really had balls you were really brave you'd defend minorites in a cracker bar.

    • @burnt7882
      @burnt7882 Год назад +1

      @@blaisemacpherson7637Funny how you say that and say “cracker” bar, hypocritical. They’re making light of the sour and unpopular truths that gets overlooked by emotions and close mindedness. “Defending minorities”, such a shallow thing to do and say; who asked, many of the minorities don’t even ask to be “defended.” Oh and just incase you make the wrong assumption, Im Asian, sometimes called a “minority.” Anyways, the point is, its just a simple joke, no need to get riled up about it.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 Год назад +8

      @@burnt7882 yeah I got the joke. Doesn't look like you did. If you want me to explain it to you I can. Key and Peele are hilarious but you usually have to get several layers of irony to appreciate their jokes.

  • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
    @FilosofiadiCazzeggio 4 года назад +9276

    They come from a parallel universe where the South fought to end slavery in America

    • @abstracttechnician2750
      @abstracttechnician2750 4 года назад +345

      From the way they are acting, the south still lost.

    • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
      @FilosofiadiCazzeggio 4 года назад +132

      @@abstracttechnician2750 yep, that's what it looks like, the South was abolitionist but still lost the Civil War.

    • @jessepancamo8449
      @jessepancamo8449 4 года назад +130

      There was racism all over America during the time of the civil war why do you act like the north weren’t racist

    • @Zeolot22
      @Zeolot22 4 года назад +279

      @@jessepancamo8449 Because vast majority of the north didn't have slaves, and even if people were still personally racist, their governments and legal codes had already shifted. People take a long time to change, the government changing laws like that is the first step. Thats not to mention things like the underground railroad or the refusal of northern states to return runaway slaves.

    • @zenix9313
      @zenix9313 4 года назад +55

      Ryan Morgan the main reason why the north was fighting to end slavery wasn’t because of the moral reasons but the economic. And while it is true that the majority of the pro emancipation group were denizens of the north most didn’t really care.

  • @steveob332
    @steveob332 5 лет назад +4884

    The way he said “Blaaaacccckkks” 😂😂😂

  • @computerentity
    @computerentity 2 года назад +196

    I liked the "we're both librarians" at the end.

    • @bibliomorganrevival
      @bibliomorganrevival Месяц назад

      As a fellow librarian here, I'm glady they choose my profession to give a hint about the censorship and hatred we are suffering these days because of... oh well white folks fill up with prejudice values.

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf Год назад +55

    "I want to throw them out but they haven't technically said anything bad"

  • @FacelessDeviant
    @FacelessDeviant 3 года назад +6537

    "Not bad for a non-alcoholic beer!"
    **drank about one sixth of it**

    • @hellborne7995
      @hellborne7995 3 года назад +40

      So how can they even call it beer if it's non alcoholic? It's just water at that point.

    • @batista666bomb
      @batista666bomb 3 года назад +31

      Wtf are these stupid jokes i see on youtube, extremely repetitive and boring jokes,let the comedians in the video do the joking, you dont have to make a fool out of yourself

    • @FacelessDeviant
      @FacelessDeviant 3 года назад +90

      @@batista666bombsomeone made a joke. How upsetting!

    • @peterwiehe5445
      @peterwiehe5445 3 года назад +32

      @@batista666bomb calm down man just keep scrolling

    • @EnviSnipes
      @EnviSnipes 3 года назад +18

      @@hellborne7995 same as saying root beer is just water because there’s no alcohol in it

  • @plus2579
    @plus2579 4 года назад +1529

    They had to throw in “I tell ya that’s not bad for a non-alcoholic beer” lmao

  • @AshwinSelvakumar
    @AshwinSelvakumar 2 года назад +69

    I might get in trouble for saying this these days but..... we need more people like this

  • @hjelsethak
    @hjelsethak 3 года назад +10820

    So wholesome, in the strangest way possible...

    • @influencedbythesystem5105
      @influencedbythesystem5105 3 года назад +15

      Im your 300th like, your welcome bxtch

    • @js5791
      @js5791 3 года назад +18

      jeffery Weston you’re*

    • @SerweeFitness
      @SerweeFitness 3 года назад +3

      I don't know... it hurt my feelings 😪

    • @user-ie6jr4bg1w
      @user-ie6jr4bg1w 3 года назад

      Racism is not wholesome, please go back to school. Ever heard of generelisation?

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 3 года назад +33

      @@user-ie6jr4bg1w wtf

  • @harolda.73
    @harolda.73 5 лет назад +16134

    I wanna live in this alternate universe

    • @benspook1870
      @benspook1870 5 лет назад +630

      That would mean all normal people would now be racist

    • @mr.domble6519
      @mr.domble6519 5 лет назад +158

      RedbullAddict tbh America has had a pretty low bar

    • @truejaystone3425
      @truejaystone3425 5 лет назад +73

      Shipwreck78 that’s what these people don’t understand. This is relatively normal. Actual racism is rare.

    • @salvatoredali4384
      @salvatoredali4384 5 лет назад +137

      @@truejaystone3425 Maybe it depends on where you live. But i couldn't count the number of times that racist people just assumed they were in good company and said really horrible stuff.

    • @14598175
      @14598175 5 лет назад +14

      It's called Hollywood. Where Disneyland and other utopia's live in people's minds. But somehow I'm betting you already live in an alternate universe.

  • @edwardzhou8590
    @edwardzhou8590 2 года назад +195

    This one made me smile in a different way. Deep appreciation and reflection like this is what everyone needs

  • @alanhoal6004
    @alanhoal6004 Год назад +27

    "We're both librarians, buuuurp" "You okay""?" 😂😂

  • @graysoncampbell5991
    @graysoncampbell5991 3 года назад +12881

    I'd love to do this in a real bar and see peoples reactions

    • @21CCommunIT
      @21CCommunIT 3 года назад +67

      @@oogabooga2581
      Kinda like what you just did, eh mate...??

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 3 года назад +47

      @@oogabooga2581 what a roundabout way of saying you're basically racist

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +19

      @@Rudra-fu1kr what did they say?

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 3 года назад +19

      @@somkeshav4143 it's been a long time man sorry I can't remember

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +11

      @@Rudra-fu1kr meh it’s alright

  • @superbros1690
    @superbros1690 5 лет назад +2134

    Non-Alcoholic drinks at the end was epic.

    • @dfgdfg_
      @dfgdfg_ 5 лет назад

      "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

    • @lewhitey2544
      @lewhitey2544 5 лет назад

      CarExpert when u read comments before u finish the vid...

  • @returnnull3476
    @returnnull3476 Год назад +55

    They were saying what we have all been thinking

  • @lyzterdeuda9560
    @lyzterdeuda9560 3 года назад +28

    I saved this vid to remind me to keep fighting for a world like this

  • @sergiotorres7741
    @sergiotorres7741 4 года назад +2229

    "ESSENTIAL IMMIGRANTS" *clinks beer* 😂😂

  • @ph.a.b2127
    @ph.a.b2127 5 лет назад +6975

    I dont wanna be racist...but those mfs gonna save the country 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterg4130
    @peterg4130 9 месяцев назад +8

    "Not bad for non-alcoholic beer!"
    "not bad at all"
    Fucking killed me 😂😂

  • @urallbadkids
    @urallbadkids Год назад +10

    This has to be one of my absolute all time favorite skit's they do - pure gold.

  • @DeVaughnTaylor
    @DeVaughnTaylor 5 лет назад +3024

    "...just to become CEOs **looks around** and entrepreneurs!"
    DEAD

    • @willb9259
      @willb9259 5 лет назад +4

      💀🤣

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 лет назад +7

      FACTS JAYZ A BILLIONAIRE we did it and overcame....BLUE PRINT SET

    • @Ryanide96
      @Ryanide96 5 лет назад +2

      Anyone notice he looked in the camera right after that?

    • @erindonnelly8283
      @erindonnelly8283 5 лет назад +1

      Entrepenewers

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 лет назад

      @J. Bar Only thing stopping me is the money....i can't afford to be in debt...you know in collections on your credit report they have a spot for student loans? So you suppose to get the college degree to make more money but u dont you end up getting a 40k job like my bro cause you still black at the end of the day now you can't get the dream house u want cause you owe $80,000 in student loans and your credit score jacked. They start garnishing your pay check.

  • @jakefromstatefarm2739
    @jakefromstatefarm2739 4 года назад +7862

    People that disliked it are the ones who wont say it

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 4 года назад +18

      Yeah I'd feel a bit racist to judge people of different races as a group.

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 4 года назад +55

      Cos they ain't got the darn guts to, ya hear me?

    • @jonhouse8672
      @jonhouse8672 4 года назад +3

      💯

    • @aa1bb2cc3dd4
      @aa1bb2cc3dd4 4 года назад +32

      it is sjw propaganda... that's exactly what it is... Women do not make less than men. That is a myth that people started to make everyone feel like a victim, because in 2019-2020, everything is victimhood. Everyone has to feel like someone is the enemy. There has to be an enemy. otherwise, what good is living, amirite?

    • @damionwatson9433
      @damionwatson9433 4 года назад

      Indeed

  • @phoenixlight1111
    @phoenixlight1111 2 года назад +17

    This is so awesome. ✌🏾😁 These two are comedy geniuses....especially Jordan. They never seem to run out of skit ideas, and they keep me rollin’, I’m so glad they keep us entertained....we definitely need some laughter for our Soils. 🙏🏾😅😁

  • @NeuKrofta
    @NeuKrofta 2 года назад +450

    What's funny is I've actually worked with redneck hillbillies who were just like this. The ignorant part is when people assume they are hateful bigots because of their accent and culture.

    • @jpmc271
      @jpmc271 2 года назад +5

      Yep.

    • @enzog1078
      @enzog1078 2 года назад +25

      Well, most of them are lmao

    • @curiouserandcuriouser6843
      @curiouserandcuriouser6843 2 года назад +80

      @@enzog1078 Case in point

    • @enzog1078
      @enzog1078 2 года назад

      @@curiouserandcuriouser6843 when you’re “culture” is flying a racist flag and using the N word liberally, you’re probably a racist. Not rocket appliances.

    • @iangustafson1072
      @iangustafson1072 2 года назад

      I guess up in north Carolina and Virginia, there are a lot of hillbillies that talk with an accent who are racist bigots. Try Poquoson Virginia

  • @UnBalancedMinds
    @UnBalancedMinds Год назад +5

    This went in a COMPLETELY different direction than I expected.

  • @uguumurtsomo4030
    @uguumurtsomo4030 4 года назад +5365

    Not gonna lie this is how I always imagined Canadians

  • @spawnfanboy
    @spawnfanboy 4 года назад +5988

    *"I'm just gonna say it".* They deserve an Oscar for their 100% excellent use of the southern depiction while being the whitest black guys in America.

    • @yaminiasir4594
      @yaminiasir4594 4 года назад +74

      They are the whitest Blacks in television 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @ridetn7695
      @ridetn7695 4 года назад +8

      Not really

    • @aarontoles5988
      @aarontoles5988 4 года назад +91

      Only the "whitest" blacks on tv. Most other tv portrays black people as your expectation of "black", but most real black people are just like any other people in America, depending more on economic background.

    • @spawnfanboy
      @spawnfanboy 4 года назад +24

      @@aarontoles5988 It was a comment of humor, no need to try and get all deep and political. Lol

    • @svenmohamad8646
      @svenmohamad8646 4 года назад +1

      @@yaminiasir4594 They are wearing black masks. 👀

  • @neerajanaghosh1007
    @neerajanaghosh1007 9 месяцев назад +12

    Love the guys and their team on taking us serious issues and delivering it in such a fun and interesting way...!!

  • @YungRasputin
    @YungRasputin 4 года назад +9288

    I think it’s hilarious that almost 10 thousand people disliked this because they got triggered by people being nice

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 года назад +101

      Tommy Luce maybe they just didn’t like it

    • @twrecks4640
      @twrecks4640 4 года назад +385

      WitnessesOfTheLight JQ clearly they didn’t like it. The point is WHY they didn’t like it... and this is his opinion why...

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 года назад +86

      T Wrecks idk but at least people just dropped thumbs down and moved on I’m glad looking through this comment section there’s no toxic people in here. Not exactly what I’d expect from this many dislikes

    • @twrecks4640
      @twrecks4640 4 года назад +58

      WitnessesOfTheLight JQ I thought the same but I found a thread full of toxic people shortly after this one lol

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 года назад +11

      T Wrecks 😅 typical

  • @CallmeDaddy21
    @CallmeDaddy21 5 лет назад +2371

    A Key and Peele video a day keeps the depression away

  • @g_pla8455
    @g_pla8455 Год назад +2

    Even though i know almost all the sketches, they still crack me up 😂

  • @strangejett1394
    @strangejett1394 Год назад +13

    This was just super wholesome, and awesome.

  • @jerrygamez2122
    @jerrygamez2122 4 года назад +1927

    "Phuccin Mexikens"
    -Oh man, do not get me started on the Mexikens

  • @PR3M3
    @PR3M3 4 года назад +5980

    What was your didn't see that coming moment in this skit?
    Mine: The non alcoholic beer

    • @MalyiBird
      @MalyiBird 4 года назад +128

      librarians

    • @OrvCharl
      @OrvCharl 4 года назад +49

      Definitely "Librarians"

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 4 года назад +25

      "Tip tap dancin wancin around the elephant in the room"
      I don't know why this is so funny to me that took me by surprise though the librarians and the earthquake relief in hatti were close

    • @antoinettegross5074
      @antoinettegross5074 4 года назад +3

      Librarians

    • @barryb301
      @barryb301 4 года назад +17

      The chick next to them has all her teeth!

  • @dsworld8721
    @dsworld8721 Год назад +8

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Standing Ovation. That was great!!!

  • @xXMr.VoidXx
    @xXMr.VoidXx 2 года назад +10

    This did not go as I initially expected but it was very wholesome and I loved it 😂😁

  • @mikkosimonen
    @mikkosimonen 4 года назад +6655

    Key & Peele are the greatest white comedians of our time.

    • @otterwingate7581
      @otterwingate7581 4 года назад +79

      They may be 2 of the best comedians of our time full stop

    • @Pintexx
      @Pintexx 4 года назад +73

      I just found out they’re light skins with white moms lmao

    • @alexklein455
      @alexklein455 4 года назад +85

      @@Pintexx both they black dads abandoned them and were raised by single white moms 🤣

    • @of-vi7qs
      @of-vi7qs 4 года назад +103

      Mark McGarret why is that funny?

    • @alexklein455
      @alexklein455 4 года назад +35

      @@of-vi7qs because they're anti white "woke" activists.

  • @chrisez3188
    @chrisez3188 5 лет назад +8224

    They’re obviously southern... Californian 😂

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 лет назад +87

      Yea clearly wrong about blacks and women being payed less. Maybe your wife should do the same amount of hours you do, then the pay will be the same.
      But everything else was right.

    • @ryandarling7859
      @ryandarling7859 5 лет назад +42

      They are Canadian. They are so nice cmon

    • @runningriot6399
      @runningriot6399 5 лет назад +105

      Sesshomaru474 what if I told you even women who work the same amount of hours as men get paid less on average? Stop watching Sargon videos bud. There is actual facts available now days.

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 5 лет назад +119

      Running Riot, except this is not true. Most statistics point that women get paid the same (sometimes more depending on who you ask) for the same job and same hours. I’d suggest maybe you stop watching Buzzfeed. The world isn’t black and white, and you don’t need to watch Sargon of Akkad to disagree with an apocryphal belief that’s thrown out there. He’s a twat anyway.

    • @stealthanimation9713
      @stealthanimation9713 5 лет назад +72

      @@runningriot6399 that's is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, if women made less for the same exact job working the same hours.... why do men even have the job huh?

  • @BlakeJp9
    @BlakeJp9 Год назад +2

    people like this exist, it's great

  • @oscontareunahistoria
    @oscontareunahistoria 3 года назад +10

    1:51 I always come back for this.
    Greetings from Spain, folks. You guys are one of my top comedian couples of all time.

    • @aingiel
      @aingiel Год назад +1

      best couple 💯

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 лет назад +1187

    "Thats good for a non-alcoholic beer!" *TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRUNK*

    • @fontirolo
      @fontirolo 5 лет назад +36

      Hippo glad you got the joke

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 5 лет назад +3

      Diss on those bastards who blame racism on momentary lapse of judgement.
      E.g Liam Neeson

    • @trappedsol
      @trappedsol 5 лет назад +4

      Nothin gets by you

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 5 лет назад +2

      @@vb8428 I'm not sure you understand his story

    • @michaelh6611
      @michaelh6611 5 лет назад +1

      Good job you explained the joke

  • @vb8428
    @vb8428 5 лет назад +1899

    Be black and old in a bar and before you know it....
    CONSEQUENCES!

    • @RedHoodOutlaw
      @RedHoodOutlaw 5 лет назад +21

      "i got hit by a water Buffalo"

    • @xlokoh8219
      @xlokoh8219 5 лет назад +9

      A piano fell on my head

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 5 лет назад +13

      @@xlokoh8219 got 88 concussions.....one for each key

    • @dreamycreams3908
      @dreamycreams3908 5 лет назад +7

      V B shot out of a catapult..... INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON

    • @SE-zw1fb
      @SE-zw1fb 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 2 года назад +8

    Their best sketches are the ones that subvert expectations.

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 Год назад +2

    Didn't see that belch coming...superb timing 😂😂😂

  • @hazardous401
    @hazardous401 5 лет назад +491

    "We're both librarians" part is legendary

    • @superbros1690
      @superbros1690 5 лет назад +9

      The irony is unreal

    • @rhabdoviridae
      @rhabdoviridae 5 лет назад +2

      That truly was the cherry on top!

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 5 лет назад

      @@rhabdoviridae i dont get what is librarians ?

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 5 лет назад +1

      @@grimjudgment6527 don't forget a fucking MASTER'S DEGREE. TO BE A LIBRARIAN.

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 5 лет назад +20

      Wage gap isn't real though so joke falls flat

  • @sendnudels
    @sendnudels 4 года назад +10253

    Lmao this is what we need with everything going on rn

    • @TheRealAK05
      @TheRealAK05 4 года назад +40

      Amen 🙏

    • @2acritter4life
      @2acritter4life 4 года назад +32

      Thats right subject some fuckin limits to Visa, maybe Black Lefist Matter might get some jobs

    • @KamisatoElias
      @KamisatoElias 4 года назад +113

      @@2acritter4life could you say that a little more coherently, not really sure what you're trying to say.

    • @mattkuhnke2856
      @mattkuhnke2856 4 года назад +73

      ian hall learn to spell then you spout your bullshit

    • @2acritter4life
      @2acritter4life 4 года назад +27

      @gsxr braaap you forgot the truck. And muh point be made you stupid liberal. Trump 2020 #MAGA

  • @gerardostevemunguiawilliam7254
    @gerardostevemunguiawilliam7254 Год назад +2

    The non-alcoholic beer was too much 🤣 too hard to believe LOL.

  • @seesritual8990
    @seesritual8990 2 года назад +1

    The idea for that sketch is just too good

  • @EzeICE
    @EzeICE 5 лет назад +756

    The way he says "Baahlaacks!" With the cross-eyed I'm freaking lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm weak as hell

  • @1nvd
    @1nvd 4 года назад +6097

    This is what the slogan ‘Make America Great Again” should sound like.

    • @charliem1525
      @charliem1525 4 года назад +153

      it does..

    • @trashfishtvoregon7290
      @trashfishtvoregon7290 4 года назад +24

      No.

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 года назад +27

      @Stay Woke ...yeah, "was it ever great?" People keep asking that - and yet they keep voting Democrat. 🤷‍♂️

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 года назад +37

      @Stay Woke Trump did lower taxes, and has kept more promises than any other president ever.
      It matters who wins. If Democrats are racists, and Republicans aren't, then it matters.
      When Obama got elected the confidence in the market plummeted. When Trump got elected, it skyrocketed.
      It matters...

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 года назад +18

      @Stay Woke dude, the market totally tanked when Obama got elected, and did shit for most of his presidency. I know many people that lost their asses because of that.
      The market now is actually doing well, considering half the country wants to shut down because germs.
      You really have no idea what you're talking about, do ya? Haha - like EVERYTHING you just said is total media left bullshit. Haha

  • @rawattitude351w
    @rawattitude351w 2 года назад +5

    I’m from the south and a good bit of ppl say this believe it or not. We may not be as book smart and sound smart but the common sense and real world knowledge is there.

    • @CC-vw1nd
      @CC-vw1nd Год назад

      Yep, from the South and heard a lot of people talk just like this

  • @nanceenhoskins1128
    @nanceenhoskins1128 Год назад +12

    "We're both librarians"... got to love the educated.

  • @Ninja-ut7ev
    @Ninja-ut7ev 5 лет назад +312

    I didn’t study for my test...
    Then I got trapped in a new universe. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @BronxWavy
    @BronxWavy 4 года назад +267

    "Time i go home and take care of my kids" 😂😂

    • @BronxWavy
      @BronxWavy 4 года назад +1

      @Sightless Sniper right, they are just "acting"

    • @BronxWavy
      @BronxWavy 4 года назад +1

      @Sightless Sniper Sightless Sniper fcku RUclips for always deleting my comments. So you got racially worked up by a comedy skit? Anyway AS I SAID these men are acting and portraying FICTIONAL whte ppl. Whtes being the majority in US is a lie. However you dominate welfare and domestic terrorism. Look at the stats of prison accommodations since 2016, you dominate that too. So its a pity you had to pretend as if somebody asked you a question just to spew your racst rhetoric.

    • @HauntedHarmonics
      @HauntedHarmonics 3 года назад +1

      @Sightless Sniper damn edgy racism in my youtube comments. I hope it gets you the attention you're looking for

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 3 года назад

      @Stay Woke Im sorry but did you actually look at the data you're referencing?

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 3 года назад

      @Stay Woke Please be aware that the absolute numbers have no significant statistical meaning. It's dangerous to interpret data wrong.

  • @Smirkless
    @Smirkless Месяц назад +2

    I used to have uncles from the south that were deadass like this

  • @yourmajestytheinternetuser
    @yourmajestytheinternetuser 2 года назад +6

    That’s what happens when you read books. Have you seen how kind the librarian was?

  • @zacharyclark5617
    @zacharyclark5617 5 лет назад +1394

    I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

    • @Jesse-cw5pv
      @Jesse-cw5pv 5 лет назад +30

      You said that?!

    • @zacharyclark5617
      @zacharyclark5617 5 лет назад +23

      Ain't nothing but a thing.

    • @merry8647
      @merry8647 5 лет назад +30

      @@zacharyclark5617 you said bitch though?

    • @joshzaring
      @joshzaring 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah I said it!

    • @blackmomo6431
      @blackmomo6431 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah I look in the socket of the skull and I said

  • @danisviejo123
    @danisviejo123 5 лет назад +614

    "It may be unpopular but is true" 🤣😂

    • @Incessuserro
      @Incessuserro 5 лет назад +2

      In your mind.

    • @user-sg1se8cl7l
      @user-sg1se8cl7l 5 лет назад +3

      Incessuserro to you

    • @BillClay88
      @BillClay88 4 года назад +1

      Soft bigotry.

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 4 года назад

      since when is it unpopular anyway, i hear it all the freaking time

  • @jonathansnipe2081
    @jonathansnipe2081 10 месяцев назад +1

    They both have an ability to get people to think and rethink how they view people and their belief systems through thought provoking humor!!!

  • @aishwariyasweety2433
    @aishwariyasweety2433 2 года назад +5

    This was so wholesome

  • @Growmetheus
    @Growmetheus 4 года назад +5147

    Considering my dad has a confederate flag tattooed on the back of his head and married to a black woman... this is my kind of racism!

    • @theangrydriftmob6227
      @theangrydriftmob6227 4 года назад +96

      John Gray hell yeah

    • @milesshaw7336
      @milesshaw7336 4 года назад +1242

      That is the wildest thing i have ever read

    • @Growmetheus
      @Growmetheus 4 года назад +144

      miles shaw What can I say he’s a miracle man ☺️

    • @os2171
      @os2171 4 года назад +343

      You father was (I hope) real confused by putting that tattoo

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 года назад +57

      That is so bizarre, I love it

  • @Dc-tz7os
    @Dc-tz7os 5 лет назад +812

    “Meskins” 😂 that accent alone made me laugh

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 лет назад +7

      Dc 1399 that’s actually how a decent amount of people say it here in Alabama lol

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc 5 лет назад +3

      That's how the Migos say it too. More like Mesco.

    • @tigerx22
      @tigerx22 5 лет назад

      I re heard it and they said Mexicans

    • @tdog4423
      @tdog4423 5 лет назад

      Dc 1399 ha that’s so funny how they can make fun of people that they don’t know anything about.

    • @DHB2
      @DHB2 5 лет назад +2

      Mesicans got on boots

  • @ReeMoni24
    @ReeMoni24 5 месяцев назад +3

    Not one lie told😂

  • @HSKim-gu7nd
    @HSKim-gu7nd 2 года назад +2

    Thank you so much for your kind words! -From a Korean immigrant 💙

  • @hayzed9491
    @hayzed9491 4 года назад +3733

    Don't get me started on that Key and Peele flipping stereotypes on there head in perfect examples of both visual and verbal contradictions of our shared ingrained perceptions and surprising us with continued statements on the human condition wrapped in movie quality delivery.
    Yeah I said it.

    • @noahmaseko7989
      @noahmaseko7989 4 года назад +151

      It was on everyone's mind but you're the one who said it. 🔥

    • @wisteriabloom9412
      @wisteriabloom9412 4 года назад +41

      Thank you for finally saying it

    • @growingmelancholy8374
      @growingmelancholy8374 3 года назад +37

      If only you had used the right "their."

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 3 года назад +19

      Goddammit I knew someone would go and say this.

    • @dillondoggett3190
      @dillondoggett3190 3 года назад +18

      Tip toed around that one and came right out and said it. 😂

  • @melodymckane4820
    @melodymckane4820 5 лет назад +1790

    The confederate hat was a nice touch

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 лет назад +6

      Why

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 лет назад +261

      @@keithrose4227 Because it subverts your expectations of what they're going to say based on the knowledge that confederates are racist. It allows for surprise and pleasant shock when you realize the characters who you expected to have racist opinions actually ended up having nice opinions. The confederate hat is a nice touch, because it adds to our assumptions of them being racist. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk where i explain the joke.

    • @jimhalpert3409
      @jimhalpert3409 5 лет назад +29

      PrincessTogepi well said

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 лет назад +21

      Jim Halpert thank you, Jim. I saw you in that documentary. thought it was brilliant. that means a lot coming from you.

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 лет назад +11

      MinemanAlert thank you UwU this is turning out to be a rather positive RUclips comment

  • @mrfantastic5874
    @mrfantastic5874 2 года назад +2

    "Released the crackin" had me rotff😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @bobrob7407
      @bobrob7407 2 года назад +1

      Kraken

    • @CC-vw1nd
      @CC-vw1nd Год назад

      Release the Kraken is a euphemism

  • @cbeasy1856
    @cbeasy1856 2 года назад

    I can't believe I've never seen this before. By far my favorite of my favorites

  • @nathanrowalnd3375
    @nathanrowalnd3375 5 лет назад +1426

    "I got 3 words for em asians"
    Studious
    Hard working
    Industrious
    Wait a sec

  • @linknl112
    @linknl112 5 лет назад +505

    "Just adopted the 11th.just can't help myself" ROFL

    • @dethkid7
      @dethkid7 5 лет назад +2

      Took me a while to get that joke

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 лет назад

      I was wondering what he said.

  • @ohdearism
    @ohdearism Месяц назад +3

    Did you hear the one about the black man, a Jew and a homosexual who walked into a bar...?
    They had a great night out together, ain't nothing wrong with that!

  • @Midnight_x_Sin
    @Midnight_x_Sin Год назад

    The “neeeerds” burp at the end made me laugh so much hahaha

  • @kiya_ki260
    @kiya_ki260 5 лет назад +790

    “WE STEAM-ROLLED IN AND GENOCIDED THEM WE OWE THEM SUMTHIN”

    • @keeganbluegrass
      @keeganbluegrass 5 лет назад +13

      those two guys must be at least 150 years old! damn unaware any of those Calvary members who killed natives were still around!

    • @davidp2707
      @davidp2707 5 лет назад +29

      Nobody ever mentions the natives here slaughtered the people they found here before them

    • @williamkirima8295
      @williamkirima8295 5 лет назад +54

      @@davidp2707 stop reading books from the back to the front dude. You'll get confused 😂 😂

    • @plodojed
      @plodojed 5 лет назад +5

      DAVID P Any link on that topic? Thanks

    • @theminecraftwhisperer995
      @theminecraftwhisperer995 5 лет назад +19

      To be fair nearly every time humans encountered different races or species of humans we just fucking butchered them at first. Think about when we came up from Africa and butchered the Neanderthals... We did the same with a few other species of sapiens. It’s pretty much the same thing. Humans are just like an invasive species, it’s kind of our style at this point. Hell, now we’re doing it indiscriminately to nature in general.

  • @JustAJok3r
    @JustAJok3r 5 лет назад +1370

    “Essential immigrants” Pretty much sums up this video lmao

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah, not illegal immigrants

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 лет назад +14

      @Jesus Christ how is that ironic. The American citizens who are alive today had nothing to do with that. Secondly, the first Americans who were here already were doing the exact same thing to eachother

    • @entertained...
      @entertained... 5 лет назад +11

      +Jesus Christ classic whataboutism from someone who can't have a logical, reasonable debate. Same assholes who deflect anything democrats assert by bringing up the kkk w/o any context.

    • @Justiceandtruth357
      @Justiceandtruth357 5 лет назад +20

      @Jesus Christ Well okay so whites enslaved blacks, and if you have an issue with something that happened so long ago, then why not make a massive deal about the North Africans (Moors), and the majority of the Muslim nations that enslaved whites, before USA even existed, between 1530 and 1780. So then by your logic the Moor enslavement of whites was even worse because it lasted for roughly 250 years, and USA took less then 388 000 black slaves vs the 1 to 1.25 million whites the Moors took, and on top of that, the Moors murdered off the whites in droves too while taking some as slaves, which the Americans did not do when taking slaves, as the slaves they bought, were already slaves or prisoners of war.
      Over 10 million Africans were sold as slaves in South America, way worse than what the USA did, ancestors of those same South Americans, crossing the border illegally, acting entitled and hating on whites, (yelling racism and about the enslaving of blacks), as if they never did anything wrong, while they in fact did much worse.
      So why are you biased against whites? Why aren't you up in arms about the fact that whites were enslaved first and by a MUCH bigger margin by the same ones you are now defending? Why is it wrong only when whites do things, but when others do it, it's either defended, made as if it's not a big deal, not spoken of, or forgotten? Why do you think slavery is synonymous only with Africans? Caucasoid's, Mongoloids and Negroids, as well as the "interbred races", were all slave traders at some point in history, why only focus on 1 race and not all?

    • @popinabondon116
      @popinabondon116 5 лет назад +6

      @@Justiceandtruth357 proud of you my man

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 2 года назад

    Its amazing what random stuff comes to mind while at work.

  • @robbieduffy9998
    @robbieduffy9998 2 года назад +1

    Had to subscribe....just had to...these guys somehow popped up on my RUclips feed and I cant stop watching them..so feckin funny..!! Never heard of them before over here in the U.K..gotta check which channel they're on..

  • @andrewwalker825
    @andrewwalker825 5 лет назад +705

    "I'm tip tap dancing wancing prancing around the elephant in the room" idk why that shit kills me everytime.

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 5 лет назад +1

      The only thing they tap danced around was facts.

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 4 года назад +2

      @@Swimmingly- aww, another hurt white guy needing some attention because he feels bitter about the skit. Here you go lil fella, some attention. Hope that helps...

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 4 года назад

      MachineGunMouth oof, Ran that machine gun. Okay so if you want to have an actual debate, go for it. I don’t mind. But this isn’t the platform

    • @jo-flowbmoonsmell8564
      @jo-flowbmoonsmell8564 4 года назад

      @@Swimmingly-
      Let me know when you post that manifesto to 8chan

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 4 года назад

      Jay Caldwell name one thing i said that was racist

  • @jamiedorsey4167
    @jamiedorsey4167 4 года назад +2662

    When I first started watching this I was pissed, like royally pissed. Then I was like, well someone needed to say it.

    • @bladabladabloo
      @bladabladabloo 4 года назад +139

      We are not a monolith.

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 4 года назад +72

      Hitch those pants brother!

    • @chriswitry6976
      @chriswitry6976 4 года назад +49

      Get those pants

    • @roberteli5235
      @roberteli5235 4 года назад +29

      You were pissed before they even spoke?

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 4 года назад +39

      @@roberteli5235 It's a reference to another sketch by the pair,called The Black Republicans...

  • @whatleft123
    @whatleft123 2 года назад +35

    If I'm ever terminally ill and about to die I'm gonna go to a KKK meeting and say this. I mean paying for a burial is expensive, let them do the digging.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 2 года назад +16

    We all remember MLK and the great strides he made against institutional racmismy.

  • @afrokoku-jin5161
    @afrokoku-jin5161 3 года назад +3131

    I may get hunted down for this but “Minorities are necessary for the American economy” someone had to say it🤷‍♂️🇺🇸

  • @julianmeza1759
    @julianmeza1759 5 лет назад +2221

    I as a Mexican feel accomplished after watching this😂

    • @lanawinter3370
      @lanawinter3370 5 лет назад +64

      Julian Meza as you should brother as you should

    • @julianmeza1759
      @julianmeza1759 5 лет назад +14

      Lana Winter ❤️

    • @natedill9180
      @natedill9180 5 лет назад +30

      If it takes a comedy skit to make you feel accomplished then I feel sorry for you.

    • @joel5753
      @joel5753 5 лет назад +65

      @@natedill9180are u fucking dumb 😂

    • @ethanalexander8341
      @ethanalexander8341 5 лет назад +34

      Nate Dill r/whoooosh

  • @abbsterlicious5186
    @abbsterlicious5186 Год назад

    “Can’t even argue that” 😂

  • @yash3623
    @yash3623 3 года назад +1

    Time traveler: *breathes*
    The timeline:

  • @theoster
    @theoster 3 года назад +79

    Finding key and peele videos you've never seen is like finding $36 in your pocket after taking your clothes out the dryer.

    • @theoster
      @theoster 3 года назад

      @Anthony Caine it is that's why you're watching seeing if you find a new video

    • @theoster
      @theoster 3 года назад

      @Anthony Caine ok, stupid dumb ass loser how did you get here? It really don't matter because I don't care about your life or your thoughts. So kick rocks bum

    • @eldrickemc4602
      @eldrickemc4602 2 месяца назад

      I always find money in my winter coats, like a year later. It's the best feeling

  • @derekmbrownii
    @derekmbrownii 3 года назад +511

    Man I love the way they took a moment to highlight the importance of minorities in the US. Well played.

    • @TheeDionysus
      @TheeDionysus Год назад +4

      W

    • @coolkid7151
      @coolkid7151 Год назад +2

      Only the positives of course

    • @GeronimoPlaz
      @GeronimoPlaz Год назад

      The trope of southerners being more racist than black people is racist and ridiculous.

    • @sneed.
      @sneed. 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@coolkid7151oy vey shut it down

    • @khaospilot4050
      @khaospilot4050 7 месяцев назад +1

      Facts bro. Big W

  • @ronniedavis3713
    @ronniedavis3713 2 года назад +15

    This is "THE BEST SKIT THEY HAVE EVER DONE"!!! Love it because this how most normal people think !!!

  • @CC-vw1nd
    @CC-vw1nd Год назад +10

    This is closer to the truth than some think. I live in Kentucky and these kinds of conversations are not uncommon. My husband is an immigrant from South America since the 80’s. We moved back to my home state of Kentucky from California. He was blown away at how friendly people are, nothing like the stereotypes fed by media.

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap Год назад

      I'm so glad to hear that! I exist at the intersection of a few minorities so I feel like huge portions of the country are basically inaccessible for safety reasons🤣but I love how you mentioned that more folks are becoming like this. That is so great to hear. Thank you! /gen

    • @condemnedpotbelly8491
      @condemnedpotbelly8491 Год назад

      Wow... that's awesome

  • @JrobAlmighty
    @JrobAlmighty 5 лет назад +293

    Other than the non alcoholic beer and wife part, I've heard this exact conversation actually.
    Worlds a changin

  • @veganchristian5127
    @veganchristian5127 5 лет назад +475

    not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

  • @themcmc
    @themcmc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just unnecessarily adding that his wife makes 2/3 what he makes, and that they are librarians. I just love the non-sequitur expositional hilarity squeezed in there at the end lol. Classic K&P witty humor. This skit is great.

  • @BOBMAN1980
    @BOBMAN1980 Год назад +2

    So real shit: I come from a small rural AZ community. My first college, just an hour away, had a full-time student enrollment of around 400, and was in a small cotton-farming town.
    I worked overnight at the 24-hour diner to pay my tuition, and there were so many times I'd hear the town's 'good ol boys' get into conversations like this, almost verbatim.

    • @dskdev
      @dskdev 2 месяца назад

      fuckin mexicans
      hard working and industrious people they are

  • @panoramictv9249
    @panoramictv9249 5 лет назад +917

    Im asian and I feel like I've accomplished something just by watching this lol

    • @ETwOneE21
      @ETwOneE21 5 лет назад +5

      PANoramic TV 😂😂😂

    • @power-corrupts
      @power-corrupts 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @daffroof3684
      @daffroof3684 5 лет назад +6

      Congratulations..u've just been institutionalized..

    • @skymike4509
      @skymike4509 5 лет назад +2

      PANoramic TV how that doesn’t even make sense?

    • @TheSaltBoiCometh
      @TheSaltBoiCometh 5 лет назад

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