HOW TO STAY HARD? - Open Haus

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @sefrev5412
    @sefrev5412 6 лет назад +343

    7/10 not enough Matt Peake.

    • @luchicholito
      @luchicholito 6 лет назад +9

      PE/\KE

    • @michaelcoleman3142
      @michaelcoleman3142 6 лет назад +2

      PE/\KE

    • @dragonrana88
      @dragonrana88 6 лет назад +1

      I think he was on a honeymoon

    • @penyuwan
      @penyuwan 6 лет назад +3

      Peake is behind James with a knife

    • @klassicneo
      @klassicneo 6 лет назад

      It sucks when they are talking all these Star Wars stuff WITHOUT /\

  • @johntucker3693
    @johntucker3693 6 лет назад +281

    you know what will prevent bad shits? FOOD FROM BLUE APRO-ohhh we're going with Mack Weldon this time shit

    • @akuu193
      @akuu193 6 лет назад +3

      you know blue apron causes bad shits?

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 6 лет назад +15

      Adam may be having trouble with his bowel movements, but one movement you'll NEVER have trouble with is MVMT watches!

    • @MahlenMorris
      @MahlenMorris 6 лет назад

      Amazingly, these are more palatable setups for the ad read than the actual first minute of the video. I'm genuinely unsure where the line between nervy as hell and insane they are.

    • @chadryan1406
      @chadryan1406 6 лет назад +1

      3

    • @chadryan1406
      @chadryan1406 6 лет назад +1

      0

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +332

    Elyse and Lawrence keep getting smaller every episode

    • @MrHankHill
      @MrHankHill 6 лет назад +12

      Devon Palmer and whats wrong with him? He looks awful. Like he fell from a roof or something.

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 6 лет назад +9

      ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ Porn addiction will do that to you.

  • @billlyW
    @billlyW 6 лет назад +55

    "any wipe can be a wet wipe, just dunk it in the toilet"

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 6 лет назад +36

    Matt Peake worked on Robot Chicken, he can ask his best friend Seth Green, right?

  • @vexxj6236
    @vexxj6236 6 лет назад +15

    Hey FH I just want you guys to know I appreciate what you guys do, lately I've been feeling depressed, dead, and demotivated, but watching this video made me smile and laugh and feel better even if only for a little bit so thank you FH for everything I've always loved this group of wonderful people way back since IG u all made my day a little easier thank you. # big dork energy

    • @ogioblue
      @ogioblue 6 лет назад +1

      vexx j, I know it probably seems like a lot say stuff along these lines but the lows help to appreciate the highs. I hope you feel better soon.

    • @vexxj6236
      @vexxj6236 6 лет назад +3

      life is a circus and I'm dead inside. Seriously thank you for your support it's good to know someone gives a dam and I'll take your advice to heart, p.s. I love ur name! Thx

    • @vexxj6236
      @vexxj6236 6 лет назад

      jiffycrimso, wow aren't you edgy 👏

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 6 лет назад +121

    1:24

  • @jojj334Q
    @jojj334Q 6 лет назад +76

    Adam Kovic: I feel better when it comes out.
    Me:... What are you talking about again?

  • @jwags24
    @jwags24 6 лет назад +12

    That Casino Royale clip had me rolling.

  • @byronleblanc6064
    @byronleblanc6064 6 лет назад +23

    Lawdog, I've got to say, I'm digging this new look. 🍻

  • @BurntFaceMan
    @BurntFaceMan 6 лет назад +10

    "Mack Weldon is better than whatever you're wearing right now" - What if you are wearing Mack Weldon??? O_o

  • @Sponge____
    @Sponge____ 6 лет назад +92

    Step One: Watch a Funhaus video
    Step Two: ???
    Step Three: Erection

    • @Ozzymandias493
      @Ozzymandias493 6 лет назад +5

      Step Four: Ejaculate
      Step Five: Collect Ejaculate
      Step Six: Sell Ejaculate
      Step Seven: Profit $$$

  • @Syther24
    @Syther24 6 лет назад

    I haven't watched open haus for about a year but my god i'm so glad it's just as beautiful

  • @happybeth
    @happybeth 6 лет назад +269

    Elyse always looks beautiful but recently she looks extra beautiful

    • @connorhandforth814
      @connorhandforth814 6 лет назад +48

      Beth H Pregnancy glow is a wonderful thing.

    • @Justin-tb4gy
      @Justin-tb4gy 6 лет назад +5

      the woman?

    • @happybeth
      @happybeth 6 лет назад +30

      Justin Bledsoe no I meant Bruce

    • @Jargon
      @Jargon 6 лет назад +8

      Also notice how they photoshop a less than presentable face photo of her when the body it's applied to is kinda sexual so pervs can't fap.

    • @Mr724random
      @Mr724random 6 лет назад +1

      Prixels What about that Mac Weldon ps of her and James?

  • @messymoody2890
    @messymoody2890 6 лет назад +35

    Just watch a lot of Funhaus. That seems to do the trick.

  • @JoshMitnick
    @JoshMitnick 6 лет назад +41

    I made the mistake of watching this episode while eating. 3 minutes in and I’m dry heaving

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 6 лет назад +2

      Josh Mitnick lmfao I was legit eating breakfast food at my local restaurant and people are behind me ordering looking at all the offensive images they put up xD

  • @Zomious
    @Zomious 6 лет назад +9

    I gotta stop watching Open Haus while having my lunch.

  • @Dr.SirMister
    @Dr.SirMister 6 лет назад

    Open Haus is always a step above any other content on RUclips, Bravo

  • @RoosterWatcher
    @RoosterWatcher 6 лет назад +44

    Lawrence is always stunning!!!!

  • @cadderly
    @cadderly 6 лет назад +1

    For the Rancor question, read SW's Tales from Jabba's Palace. Book of short stories that has a story explaining it!

  • @liquidw8585
    @liquidw8585 6 лет назад

    I like how Matt Peak gives a good response to questions. I mean I understand its meant to be comedy but I like the hint of an actual valuable answer to question. I was referring to an episode where someone asked how to confess to a shy girl being shy themselves.
    And Matt, I am gonna take your advice and I'm gonna put my self out there.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 6 лет назад +19

    Wait, so you're telling me it's not normal to have monster shits?

  • @anguscole
    @anguscole 6 лет назад +11

    I am feeling Adam's aesthetic in this one

  • @father4732
    @father4732 6 лет назад

    Lawrence answer at 7:18 is pretty great... Like probably his best improv answer ever...

  • @hippiewil4dbrimley664
    @hippiewil4dbrimley664 6 лет назад

    9:00 is the boy on acid? Sticks are pretty amazing while tripping. Especially when you swing them. You can see the trails and hear the "whooshing" sound, it's awesome

  • @tommytheg7911
    @tommytheg7911 6 лет назад +1

    Adam Kovic is high in almost every eposode of funhaus, change my mind

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 6 лет назад +99

    Hentai *really* helps

  • @theNesrac
    @theNesrac 6 лет назад +1

    imagine finally getting your question on open haus just for it to get shit on by the plot of mallory practice

  • @TheMiniCalvin
    @TheMiniCalvin 6 лет назад +1

    I love how Jacob has influenced their Star Wars knowledge so much

  • @jestemwlodzimierz
    @jestemwlodzimierz 6 лет назад +2

    4:19 - RIP this video

  • @definitelynotwickedreaper7640
    @definitelynotwickedreaper7640 6 лет назад +2

    I live for bruce's laugh

  • @mayazzzzz
    @mayazzzzz 6 лет назад

    what a great episode to eat lunch while watching

  • @robinburt5735
    @robinburt5735 6 лет назад +1

    There's an entire chapter in "Tales from Jabbas Palace" about Malakili.

  • @scoutsniperbuddy
    @scoutsniperbuddy 6 лет назад

    That edit at 11:30 made my day :')

  • @thebass-icks5221
    @thebass-icks5221 5 лет назад

    5:47 god I love Adam's face right at this point in the video 😂

    • @thebass-icks5221
      @thebass-icks5221 5 лет назад

      I love the funhaus group so much, but Adam Kovic is by far my favorite. He just seems like such a relatable guy and his smile/laugh always makes me smile. Genuine.

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 6 лет назад +51

    Viagra usually helps

  • @SaintDre7
    @SaintDre7 6 лет назад +5

    People are just gonna send you dogs with diarrhea which doesnt count because theyre sick.

  • @maramba32
    @maramba32 6 лет назад +3

    7:32 definitely melons

  • @camodude7881
    @camodude7881 6 лет назад

    I choked when James said it’s just a feathering 😂

  • @tywin1
    @tywin1 6 лет назад

    "This creature, who is adorable, always knows if it's gonna fart or shit by just feeling the vibes of the universe."
    10/10 delivery there Lawrence.

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer 6 лет назад +7

    Wow Elyse is especially pretty today

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 5 лет назад +1

      Bruce is looking stunning as always.

  • @matt8797
    @matt8797 6 лет назад

    I'm not sure why, but James' "oh" at 9:37 fucking killed me

  • @revokeduhmm
    @revokeduhmm 6 лет назад +3

    Man Man - has the power of 2 men

  • @nugking2021
    @nugking2021 6 лет назад +1

    That Star Wars guy with the blue alien head tails, had like a shit ton of books starring him as one of the main characters that tie in force awakens to ep 6 and the battle of jakku

  • @Mo-P
    @Mo-P 6 лет назад

    If you were a competitive eater, what would you eat and what would your nickname be.

  • @valdezrj37
    @valdezrj37 6 лет назад

    Better then what I'm wearing? I'm going commando today! Nothing better than a nice breeze

  • @FACTOTUM_55
    @FACTOTUM_55 6 лет назад

    Thanks for making those thumbnails for the ads

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms 6 лет назад

    9:57 I'd watch that scene on a loop.

  • @daniellespencer5003
    @daniellespencer5003 6 лет назад

    Hey Adam you should try kiefer. it has prebiotic cultures in it to help with tummy issues.

  • @HoogieG
    @HoogieG 6 лет назад

    I made the mistake of watching this while I was eating. I got to 3:50 and had to stop

  • @ajbernhard
    @ajbernhard 6 лет назад

    There's a book that explains the back story of all the characters in Jabba's palace in case anyone is actually interested in that.

  • @JordyZ
    @JordyZ 6 лет назад

    Man-man; that brings back nostalgic memories of the old yogpod

  • @Sledgehammeh
    @Sledgehammeh 6 лет назад +2

    I mean, the Rancor could just have been born and raised in that pit.

  • @CaptainMasterZ
    @CaptainMasterZ 6 лет назад +1

    "Mack Wheldon is better than whatever you're wearing right now"
    *is naked*
    I doubt it, sir

  • @darkphoenix2
    @darkphoenix2 6 лет назад +3

    wow are you all seeing Elyse
    Look at her guys

  • @pooseajoos4055
    @pooseajoos4055 6 лет назад

    Was watching this at work while eating lunch. My boss read the title out loud and said wow i know how that goes. I'm not sure whats worse hearing my boss talk about E.D or him thinking that me a 24 Y/O has E.D.

  • @Toko101
    @Toko101 6 лет назад +4

    hey! Let me eat my lunch while watching this.... rip

  • @animelord1339
    @animelord1339 6 лет назад

    3:27 yes I have I see it constantly because my dogs back is all messed up and he has no control of that

  • @d_theboarder7095
    @d_theboarder7095 6 лет назад

    This would be a good animated short/series

  • @amag140696
    @amag140696 6 лет назад

    9:04 It's official, Bruce could rock a manbun. Get to it Bruce.

  • @MatataMcCleskey
    @MatataMcCleskey 6 лет назад +1

    It's called "waffle stomping" when you stomp poop through a drain

  • @nickwhite1147
    @nickwhite1147 6 лет назад

    Will you be making more Funhaus cartoons? They were very funny and I enjoyed them very much.

  • @Joeproductions
    @Joeproductions 6 лет назад

    Gotta love the ones that make you sweat.

  • @Nexus2Eden
    @Nexus2Eden 6 лет назад

    Adam IS The Man.

  • @Sharklops
    @Sharklops 6 лет назад

    The silver in Adam's underwear killed the sentient shitmonster he birthed before it could escape and destroy us all. Thanks Mack Weldon!

  • @eightbitdungeon
    @eightbitdungeon 6 лет назад

    Sex Swing was born on an episode of Open Haus, I hope that Funhaus' next animated series is Dr. Mal Practice.

  • @mrhopadopalus
    @mrhopadopalus 6 лет назад

    Mack Weldon is the truth

  • @PanzerSeven
    @PanzerSeven 6 лет назад

    I want the Infinity Gauntlet because it would give me the power to snap my fingers while wearing gloves.

  • @erector500
    @erector500 6 лет назад +1

    12:59 But what if I'm wearing MeUndies?

  • @Texxet11
    @Texxet11 6 лет назад

    There’s only one answer to fictional technology: the MIB issued neuralyzer.

  • @klappatron
    @klappatron 6 лет назад

    Y'all lit af

  • @BulldawgGamer
    @BulldawgGamer 6 лет назад

    Good callbacks this episode

  • @WarpStarK1rby
    @WarpStarK1rby 6 лет назад

    I'm also wearing my Mack Weldons! (By the way everyone, they're actually the best underwear I've ever owned.) Super soft, all around comfy, got those anti-microbials, etc. Wait, am I doing an ad read? Oops.

  • @AceJackov
    @AceJackov 6 лет назад

    Hey Bruce. There's an actual short story about the Rancor keeper in an anthology called Tales from Jabba's Palace. Me in junior high thought it was great.

  • @AmerAnarfist90
    @AmerAnarfist90 6 лет назад

    "Have you ever seen a dog laying on it's side, and turd just falls out of its ass?"
    That got me thinking

  • @NicholasOdinson
    @NicholasOdinson 6 лет назад

    B is for Bruce
    B is for Branch

  • @IanDegaspari
    @IanDegaspari 6 лет назад

    I agree with Lawrence, I want that dog super-power. Paused this video to take a piss, went to fart, it wasn't a fart

  • @adriandangerous8875
    @adriandangerous8875 6 лет назад

    Malakili has an ok side story in the aftermath novels.

  • @nodak1999
    @nodak1999 6 лет назад

    It's called wafflestomping.

  • @mydogeatspoo
    @mydogeatspoo 6 лет назад +1

    My dog has definitely popped a poop nugget out in her sleep.

  • @Mike-sp5qe
    @Mike-sp5qe 6 лет назад

    4:43
    When he thanks the bus driver.

  • @taylorbolduc1763
    @taylorbolduc1763 6 лет назад

    Between Man-Man and Dr Mallory Practice you guys were pretty on-point this video

  • @benracer
    @benracer 6 лет назад +5

    I know exactly what kind of drain he has.
    Basically, it's a plug that you can't remove. It is a pain because someones domething might fall on it whild showering and the drain closes. Other times it might not open fully and the draining function is soooo slow

  • @richnutz3
    @richnutz3 6 лет назад

    James looked high AF LOL

  • @carrion-fairy
    @carrion-fairy 6 лет назад +1

    7:33 uh, I need a source

  • @bobby3614
    @bobby3614 6 лет назад

    MALAKILI !! Bruce get the new Star Wars Aftermath books. They follow Malakili after he leaves Jabas palace and is looking for a new job. He gets sad when he sees a dead SARLACC. And meets some new people and has his own little side story and it's all canon now too!

  • @ramirezer2302
    @ramirezer2302 6 лет назад

    They should definitely make malpractice a real show

  • @Mooxz
    @Mooxz 6 лет назад

    8:26 you forgot Stellan Skarsgård

  • @KoRn315
    @KoRn315 6 лет назад

    L: anything can be a wet wipe! Just dunk it in the toilet
    J:(talking beneath his breath) no... that’s bad... throwing shit on your ass
    I love all you hansum bois. Also are we suing Elyse for her monopoly on wet wipes?

  • @HyveMindsGames
    @HyveMindsGames 6 лет назад

    4:00 someone hasn't seen Colonel Earth's Tips for Going Green
    ruclips.net/video/Vt7hIk_jZww/видео.html

  • @ZZBlackRoseZZ
    @ZZBlackRoseZZ 6 лет назад

    Mars Guo. best character from Ep. 1 Racer

  • @mikequirion4799
    @mikequirion4799 6 лет назад

    Gotta stop watching funhaus while I eat

  • @arryan2016
    @arryan2016 6 лет назад

    James: "Mac Weldon is better than whatever you're wearing right now." Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any pants.

  • @EMMD844
    @EMMD844 6 лет назад

    You know who could've told you if Robot Chicken did it first? ...Matt Peake

  • @ScientiaFilms
    @ScientiaFilms 6 лет назад

    Putting this at .75 speed rly completes them looking stoned

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 6 лет назад +4

    Get well Adam!

  • @casualpotato44
    @casualpotato44 6 лет назад

    Is that a new Openhaus opening? Noice.

  • @gabrielflores1377
    @gabrielflores1377 6 лет назад

    I used to think Lawrence was annoying but now I can appreciate him

  • @calebcarlcrouch
    @calebcarlcrouch 6 лет назад

    I can’t believe no one chose the morphing cube from Animorphs.

  • @haynes966
    @haynes966 6 лет назад +1

    what video did Bruce Lives originate from?