Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 5 лет назад +7641

    The most polite thing Stone Cold has ever said "Please bring me my next beverage."

  • @twiztid133
    @twiztid133 5 лет назад +2164

    He probably give the bartender the stunner when the camera goes off

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +100

      "Bah gawd the bartender has been broken in half!"

    • @Mr100guy97
      @Mr100guy97 4 года назад +32

      I wanted beer u told me it was bear
      *Stunner to bartender*
      JR appears:Stunner the Stunner to the bartender what a stunner.
      JKL:OH MY GAWD

    • @djrozayscrewedupkasino9749
      @djrozayscrewedupkasino9749 4 года назад +5

      Fairus Bapok Siam 😂😂😂😂

    • @h.a.4600
      @h.a.4600 4 года назад +2

      @@crashpal Ahhh that stupid rattlesnake did again J.R.

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted 4 года назад

      I mean, the bartender did get gim a beer

  • @khoado123
    @khoado123 5 лет назад +2087

    i never seen a dude who's so god damn tough and so polite and respectful at the same time

    • @YourStepfatherrrr
      @YourStepfatherrrr 4 года назад +54

      Well in the South it’s politeness above all else😂

    • @infoMania07
      @infoMania07 4 года назад +7

      What about Jabroni beating * jibberish * pie eating trail blazing putting his foot on the gas and always ready to kick some ass THE ROCK

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 4 года назад +6

      Austin is that kind of guy.

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 4 года назад +2

      @@infoMania07 not to forget Eyebrow Raising

    • @elanadavis6262
      @elanadavis6262 4 года назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚫🧢

  • @airwaydude014
    @airwaydude014 4 года назад +1052

    "I love alcohol"
    The biggest understatement of the century from Steve Austin.

    • @phuckhugh2698
      @phuckhugh2698 3 года назад +14

      I don;t think he drinks a lot of hard liquor, He is a beer drinkiner. Though very little of it gets in his mouth.

    • @MizzzyMike
      @MizzzyMike 3 года назад +7

      @@phuckhugh2698 nah he loves everything, he talk about whiskey and tequila and red wine

    • @Jinglejangles2234
      @Jinglejangles2234 3 года назад

      @@phuckhugh2698 he actually prefers wine

    • @SweetNSpicySwan91
      @SweetNSpicySwan91 2 месяца назад +1

      I see he is a kind of recovering alcoholic that doesn't wanna STOP the drink, but have a better relationship with the drink. I'm that way too! I LOVE ALCOHOL!

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 8 лет назад +4838

    After they stopped filming, Stone cold gave the bartender a stunner for serving him some weak shit.....

  • @JohnDoe-iz2po
    @JohnDoe-iz2po 6 лет назад +6455

    Stone Cold is the Gordon Ramsay of alcohol.

    • @FluffBear01
      @FluffBear01 6 лет назад +165

      Let them be together in a room for three hours.

    • @reyhan5747
      @reyhan5747 6 лет назад +44

      @@FluffBear01 i'm not want to be in that room

    • @scottlage8131
      @scottlage8131 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @Ayrtist
      @Ayrtist 5 лет назад +94

      No, Gordon Ramsay is the Stone Cold of food.

    • @DonJulio1942
      @DonJulio1942 5 лет назад +9

      John Doe I just got a gordon ramsay ad lol

  • @elizabethgeorge168
    @elizabethgeorge168 5 лет назад +3486

    "An appletini a day would keep the doctor away...and that's coming from an alcoholic's standpoint" 🤣🤣

    • @teaneekambruce4226
      @teaneekambruce4226 5 лет назад +7

      Elizabeth George 😂😂😂😂i lmao

    • @kyles8524
      @kyles8524 4 года назад +17

      too bad you dont have the quote right lol

    • @IronVigilance
      @IronVigilance 4 года назад +19

      Too drunk to drive to the doctors that's why😂

    • @yowieasakura
      @yowieasakura 4 года назад +9

      ..and that's the buttom line!

    • @bingevintage8124
      @bingevintage8124 4 года назад +2

      IronVigilance Uber

  • @bruhmoment1034
    @bruhmoment1034 4 года назад +1931

    Steve Austin be like “This drink tastes like-“
    *the rock enters the shot*
    “IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT IT TASTES LIKE”

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @richy85
      @richy85 4 года назад +64

      Stone Cold: “WHAT?”

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 года назад +16

      CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS mixing in a high ball glass because he took a mixology class at the learning annex

    • @laylaluann9541
      @laylaluann9541 3 года назад

      Lmao yes

    • @Kyeju
      @Kyeju 3 года назад

      I think you mean THE ROCK ENTERS WITH SHOTS
      Real talk, Stone Cold probably has a case of Teremana somewhere on the ranch. lol

  • @Potatopatch
    @Potatopatch 6 лет назад +15796

    Get triple H to do this with different bottled water brands

  • @jevonellis5349
    @jevonellis5349 6 лет назад +1865

    1.23 “God Dammit you might as well pour the rest of it” I died LOOOOL

    • @sentfromheaven4465
      @sentfromheaven4465 6 лет назад +69

      Jevon Ellis SAAAAME! I lost it at the jolly rancher shot. "I would call this, Gimme One Of Those Red Piles Of Shit" 😂😂😂

    • @jo.hutle2k228
      @jo.hutle2k228 6 лет назад +6

      Jevon Ellis 😂

    • @logan51726
      @logan51726 5 лет назад +30

      "These are the kinda drinks that just piss you off" 😂

    • @ripcapo300
      @ripcapo300 5 лет назад +5

      You mean 1:23?

    • @passingby4547
      @passingby4547 5 лет назад +1

      Same same

  • @LucasKingPiano
    @LucasKingPiano 8 лет назад +5789

    This just needs Jim Ross commentating and it'd be perfect.

    • @marcjohn9404
      @marcjohn9404 7 лет назад +298

      SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN VIDYA! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

    • @BrendanSlob
      @BrendanSlob 7 лет назад +225

      BAH GAWD!!THAT DRINK IS BROKEN IN TWO!!!

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 7 лет назад +148

      Lucas King BAH GAWD, HIZ TASTE RECEPTORS ARE HAVING A ORGASM! GUD GAWD ALMIGHTY ! THOSE POTS WITH COCKTAIL ARE EMPTIED IN HALF!!!!!

    • @therealbfunke
      @therealbfunke 7 лет назад +159

      STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!!

    • @badskater2657
      @badskater2657 7 лет назад +112

      BAH GAWD HE HITS THE COSMOPLITAN WITH THE STUNNER

  • @RoyaleWitCheese04
    @RoyaleWitCheese04 3 года назад +328

    “Got damn you might as well pour the rest of it”😭😭😭

  • @regorf
    @regorf 7 лет назад +733

    Stone Cold can make even Buzzfeed entertaining.

    • @helghastsoldier2503
      @helghastsoldier2503 7 лет назад +19

      Buzzfeed: how can we add more testosterone to our channel?
      Employee: let's get Steve Austin
      Buzzfeed: too much
      Employee: we could have him drink cocktails
      Buzzfeed: just right

    • @josem.figueroajr.4532
      @josem.figueroajr.4532 6 лет назад +1

      ZeGamer Buxzfeed? Budweiser!

  • @EliteY33t2
    @EliteY33t2 7 лет назад +833

    most underated statement in history "i love alcohol"- Steve Austin

    • @brianfernando5975
      @brianfernando5975 6 лет назад +2

      EliteYeet and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

    • @wait.whereami5140
      @wait.whereami5140 6 лет назад

      EliteYeet I’m your 666th like. No one els like this

  • @akuma2892
    @akuma2892 7 лет назад +1727

    Legend.

    • @ais89x
      @ais89x 6 лет назад +5

      Wait for it....

    • @dpooleh1157
      @dpooleh1157 6 лет назад +4

      Dary

    • @nardoumizaki3086
      @nardoumizaki3086 6 лет назад +1

      What ever you say stone cold Steve Austin

    • @vanilla-n1x
      @vanilla-n1x 6 лет назад

      WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

  • @hbq3000
    @hbq3000 Год назад +40

    "I love alcohol😊" One of the most genuine smiles I've seen in a long time

  • @mr.rabbit6664
    @mr.rabbit6664 8 лет назад +582

    There's very few times I'll watch Buzzfeed videos

    • @thebatman5605
      @thebatman5605 8 лет назад +6

      yeah lol just hope stone cold is not an sjw

    • @EthanS95
      @EthanS95 8 лет назад +3

      This is Buzzfeed at its best

    • @EthanS95
      @EthanS95 8 лет назад

      Greeney Lol yup pretty much

    • @matthewsorrentino295
      @matthewsorrentino295 7 лет назад +27

      Stone Cold would stun the asses of SJWs into the ground and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Said So

  • @Kreedogger
    @Kreedogger 4 года назад +779

    "FOR WHAT? A case of sugar diabetes and NO BUZZ?!"

  • @ehabshanan1601
    @ehabshanan1601 8 лет назад +3019

    The video should have ended at 3:16.

  • @dodgedude908
    @dodgedude908 4 года назад +1032

    Steve Austin’s takes on each drink:
    Birthdaytini: 😑
    Cosmopolitan: 😃👍🏻
    Appletini: 💚
    Sex on the beach: 👎🏻
    Jolly rancher shot: 😤
    Beer: 🤤

    • @FloatingParadice
      @FloatingParadice 4 года назад +39

      That’s his beer! Broken Skull IPA

    • @dodgedude908
      @dodgedude908 4 года назад +4

      Floating Paradise yes I’m well aware of that

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +12

      He's correct about a good Cosmo. Solid solid solid drink.

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 3 года назад +4

      So Cosmopolitan, Appletini, and Broken Skull IPA is what he likes

    • @blacksunday4231
      @blacksunday4231 3 года назад +8

      @@EvelynL.1112 not just any plain beer, Broken Skull IPA! 🍻

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 7 лет назад +1262

    Perhaps the only good Buzzfeed video

    • @supersillyboy1234
      @supersillyboy1234 6 лет назад

      hey besides the unsolved videos btw not a fan of buzzfeed just unsolved

    • @brianfernando5975
      @brianfernando5975 6 лет назад +10

      Also the bottom line cause stone cold said so

    • @napoleonbonaparte7686
      @napoleonbonaparte7686 6 лет назад

      hmm the worth it series fan said the same thing about it LOL

    • @boogynights
      @boogynights 6 лет назад

      Its actually true!

    • @pvkbro99
      @pvkbro99 6 лет назад +1

      @Frank Castle "ass cancer" 😂😂😂 i shall add this to my dictionary.

  • @King-cp2by
    @King-cp2by 7 лет назад +560

    Seriously someone needs to give this guy a show or something come on I can't be the only one who would love to see Stone Cold Steve Austin travel the country trying different beers and drinks in each state Am I really the only one? (Edit HOLY SHIT! Thanks for all the likes on my comment guys glad to see I'm not only one who would enjoy such quality entertainment)

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 7 лет назад +37

      Steve Austin's broken skull challenge is a badass show. But you're right, a travel show with Steve would be even better

    • @MrAndersonLP
      @MrAndersonLP 6 лет назад +11

      Anthony Pierce he has his own podcast you'd probably love, it's on podcastone

    • @teejbees
      @teejbees 6 лет назад +4

      He hosts two shows and has a podcast, my man. Enjoy.

    • @unknownalien8068
      @unknownalien8068 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Pierce 63 likes in 5 months, unfortunately that's not enough to make a show happen..

    • @josem.figueroajr.4532
      @josem.figueroajr.4532 6 лет назад +6

      Anthony Pierce, HELL NO, you ain't the only one. That's an EXCELLENT idea. If you think that this is an excellent idea, gimme a HELL YEAH!

  • @barbaraalva2830
    @barbaraalva2830 5 лет назад +2917

    At least he is macho enough to admit some of the girly drinks are actually good

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 5 лет назад +16

      @@user-ei7ed6zy9k Wtf

    • @MrJimbo666
      @MrJimbo666 5 лет назад +10

      @@user-ei7ed6zy9k dafuq?

    • @kslee421
      @kslee421 5 лет назад +10

      Big Daddy Toyota Corola 😂😂😂

    • @klj2382
      @klj2382 5 лет назад +28

      cosmopolitan are good as hell and can be made pretty damn strong

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 лет назад +19

      You’re not gonna tell the guy who spent years fighting in a leather cut he’s not manly, cuz he’ll fucking kill you.

  • @retrovader327
    @retrovader327 4 года назад +65

    He's so menacing and extremely polite at the same time.

  • @geminineda4669
    @geminineda4669 7 лет назад +244

    the video shouldve been 3:16

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 6 лет назад

      Gemini Neda I JUST REALISED IT WAS 2:16

    • @RecruityBoy
      @RecruityBoy 6 лет назад

      It's 2:16 though sad ;-;

  • @robertdickerson16
    @robertdickerson16 5 лет назад +765

    When he told the bartender,1:24,"goddammit,u might as well pour the rest of it",I died laughing,thanks stone cold!

  • @imupinthetrees
    @imupinthetrees 5 лет назад +2008

    missed opportunity !!! his voice shouldve been in red dead redemption

    • @Gotham_Outlaw
      @Gotham_Outlaw 5 лет назад +67

      LENAY!!! WHERE ARE YOU LENAY!!

    • @spectreactual6884
      @spectreactual6884 5 лет назад +179

      IF YOU WANNA SEE ARTHUR MORGAN STOMP A MUDHOLE IN MICAHS ASS GIVE ME A HELL YEA

    • @eclipseyt05
      @eclipseyt05 5 лет назад +35

      @@spectreactual6884 HELL YEA!!!!

    • @eclipseyt05
      @eclipseyt05 5 лет назад +6

      @@spectreactual6884 😂😂😂

    • @abhijithku3742
      @abhijithku3742 5 лет назад +4

      @@spectreactual6884 Oh Hell Yeah !!!

  • @Whasteen
    @Whasteen 3 года назад +160

    "These are the kinda drinks that piss ya off" 😂😂

  • @mbuckholz
    @mbuckholz 7 лет назад +457

    For what, a case of sugar diabetes and no buzz!?! Lmao

    • @schnozz87
      @schnozz87 5 лет назад

      I'm not convinced sugar diabetes is a real disease...

  • @lonewolf031
    @lonewolf031 6 лет назад +1256

    I can't believe they could get Stone Cold to do this, he probably has more testosterone in one hand than all of their staff put together.

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 6 лет назад +164

      They promised him free drinks. That usually works.

    • @thejousife5215
      @thejousife5215 6 лет назад +4

      Scott Foltz lol

    • @1johnnymetal
      @1johnnymetal 6 лет назад +38

      And he got to show off his own beer at the end there. Brokenskull IPA.

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 6 лет назад +36

      Bruh in his finger lol these buzzfeed guys soft as hell

    • @DruidsCalling
      @DruidsCalling 5 лет назад +2

      @Shorty Beer actually has more estrogen than soy. Hopps is x10 more potent in it...

  • @av076
    @av076 7 лет назад +136

    I remember watching him live as a child and now I know where my alcoholism came from. My hero ✊

  • @siddheshsomnesss
    @siddheshsomnesss 3 года назад +147

    *Bloopers: The bartender was hit with a Stunner during the shoot.*

  • @HelloYoutube89
    @HelloYoutube89 8 лет назад +348

    "This is the kinda of drink that just pisses you off" SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SuperFastEddies
      @SuperFastEddies 8 лет назад +26

      +Sage Argento And also, "Goddam you might as well pour the rest of it" also true!

    • @Ibanezkoolman
      @Ibanezkoolman 8 лет назад

      +Tyrell Wellick that part made me laugh.

    • @sarthakyadav8664
      @sarthakyadav8664 8 лет назад +3

      +Tyrell Wellick you're dead

    • @Javier-ti1lx
      @Javier-ti1lx 7 лет назад +2

      Sage Argento and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so

    • @theomottowaxon9704
      @theomottowaxon9704 7 лет назад

      Sage Argento i so agree with that fucking statement!

  • @Gun1Up
    @Gun1Up 5 лет назад +618

    "Gdam You might as well pour the rest of it" -Steve Austin I need this T-shirt 😂😂😂

    • @3kingzsneakerheadtalk635
      @3kingzsneakerheadtalk635 4 года назад +11

      That part always has me rolling lol

    • @CommadoBro
      @CommadoBro 4 года назад +9

      Best part of the whole vid😂😂. I honestly dont know how people drink that shit.

    • @deja212
      @deja212 3 года назад

      😭😭

    • @needlemover224
      @needlemover224 3 года назад +1

      Give me one of those red piles of shit

    • @moetown6861
      @moetown6861 3 года назад

      Put me down for two!!

  • @manamejeff8937
    @manamejeff8937 5 лет назад +848

    Steve Austin and BuzzFeed? Thats a very weird and unexpected combo

    • @SirAaron29
      @SirAaron29 5 лет назад +11

      But a brilliant combo nonetheless.

    • @tee981
      @tee981 5 лет назад +18

      SirAaron29 no it’s not

    • @louism.3435
      @louism.3435 5 лет назад +2

      MaNAME JEFF! Ikr totally opposite

    • @cIeetz
      @cIeetz 5 лет назад

      ya like kahlua and vodka

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 5 лет назад +2

      @baby Maharaja I'm pretty sure he was making fun of Buzzfeed.

  • @sierraholt4600
    @sierraholt4600 4 года назад +48

    I love his aggressiveness he's always has been the best ♥️

  • @hoshkins
    @hoshkins 7 лет назад +274

    Is this man ever not entertaining?

  • @mchee3028
    @mchee3028 4 года назад +123

    His gripe about the Jolly Rancher shot is priceless

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 года назад +11

      He wasn't being a very jolly rancher was he? LOL!!! 😄

  • @Raut-warrior
    @Raut-warrior 8 лет назад +1085

    he looks the same to what he looked 15 years ago

  • @levistrong6203
    @levistrong6203 4 года назад +35

    "im done with this drink, i would like another please" so polite

  • @rayespinoza9509
    @rayespinoza9509 7 лет назад +1732

    What???

  • @sebastianpascagaza8011
    @sebastianpascagaza8011 7 лет назад +224

    These are the kind of drinks that just piss you off.

    • @InternetMouse
      @InternetMouse 6 лет назад

      Sebastian Pascagaza the ranch off.

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 7 лет назад +646

    For those who want to know what beer that is at the end:
    A bad-ass 6.7% IPA designed by Steve Austin and ESBC for the working man & woman. It features Citra, Cascade, and Chinook hops to deliver big flavor with an easy finish. Now stop reading and start enjoying this awesome beer! Cheers! Steve

    • @angshumansarma8425
      @angshumansarma8425 6 лет назад +14

      6.7%...Badass??? My Ass!!! Here in India regular Strong Beers have more than 8%...On the taste can't say though... because haven't tried it!

    • @ericlynnwright123
      @ericlynnwright123 6 лет назад +23

      Angshuman Sarma we got better kush then y'all tho

    • @angshumansarma8425
      @angshumansarma8425 6 лет назад +8

      wicked bwahahahahhaaha....We INVENTED KUSH here in India if ya know what I mean...(Youse gotta visit sometime Bruh)... I'll show ya around...
      P.S.-Dont make a distinction between invented and discovered...that everyone will realise what a waste of conversation this is...

    • @ericlynnwright123
      @ericlynnwright123 6 лет назад

      Angshuman Sarma fair enough id smoke some charas hash with you

    • @angshumansarma8425
      @angshumansarma8425 6 лет назад

      wicked ...Malana Creme bro...Some of the finest in the world... Welcome anytime!! Rock n Roll!!

  • @TheDayveion
    @TheDayveion 4 года назад +64

    "Goddamn, you might as well pour the rest of it." Gets me everytime.

  • @xavierwashington5408
    @xavierwashington5408 8 лет назад +426

    Holy shit, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!!!!!!!

    • @dudderz1658
      @dudderz1658 8 лет назад +4

      BAH GAWD!!! STONE COLD, STONE COLD!!!

    • @pinpmchornswagle
      @pinpmchornswagle 8 лет назад +1

      BAH GAWD KING!

    • @xtfoxhypocrisy7189
      @xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 лет назад

      then he shakes hands with another guy named Vince. JR loses his shit!

    • @BiggJohn96
      @BiggJohn96 8 лет назад +50

      BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD! STONE COLD! ... STUNNER! BAH GAWD STONE COLD WITH A STUNNER!

    • @therandomviner2507
      @therandomviner2507 7 лет назад

      *U can't see my comment*

  • @Tech_Support404
    @Tech_Support404 5 лет назад +248

    "Goddamn you might as well pour the rest of it". Lol

    • @Ednoxious1
      @Ednoxious1 5 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Medrano American Legend lmao

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 5 лет назад +5

      That Texas accent flows so nicely.

    • @lizziecolon320
      @lizziecolon320 4 года назад

      Jonathan Medrano I love this man.

  • @tombradystangoat4356
    @tombradystangoat4356 7 лет назад +1002

    Bartender: Steve what would you like for your next dr-
    Stone Cold: WHAT?
    Bartender: What would you like for your
    Stone Cold: WHAT?
    Bartender: WHAT WOULD YOU
    Stone Cold: WHAT?
    Bartender: STEVE
    Stone Cold: WHAT?

    • @tittat3699
      @tittat3699 6 лет назад +4

      Ghost Face what comes next?

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 6 лет назад +16

      TiT TaT
      Its a running gag Steve did in his wrestler days as a way of ignoring someone and pissing them off simply by saying WHAT? after everything someone said.

    • @farismag
      @farismag 6 лет назад +4

      TiT TaT It doesn't matter what is next.

    • @shirzadkhaladj2171
      @shirzadkhaladj2171 6 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shanedesmond1140
      @shanedesmond1140 6 лет назад +9

      then Stone Cold flip the bartender, stunner the bartender.

  • @halfblooddutchprince
    @halfblooddutchprince 4 года назад +14

    I am a year and a half sober, but still have fond memories after this video when I started referring to half the stuff I drank as "sugary diabetes and no buzz" drinks to bartenders.
    Would love to see a sequel video with Austin drinking more cocktails

  • @TheVerbalAxiom
    @TheVerbalAxiom 7 лет назад +438

    These are the kinda drinks that just piss ya off.
    ROFLMAOOO

    • @marragonn
      @marragonn 6 лет назад

      Omar Moodie
      I hate everything about Kessler!

    • @bub0nic
      @bub0nic 6 лет назад +1

      Lil sumbitch lol

  • @JohnSmith-th9lz
    @JohnSmith-th9lz 8 лет назад +806

    It's me Austin! It was me all along!

  • @twinkie311bc
    @twinkie311bc 8 лет назад +557

    "A case uh sugar diabeetus" 😂😂😂

  • @McJollyGreen
    @McJollyGreen 3 года назад +6

    I really have to respect how polite and in character he manages to be at the same time. Truly a professional

  • @AVFCSAMful
    @AVFCSAMful 7 лет назад +499

    Kurt needs to do one of these but for different milk variations

    • @josem.figueroajr.4532
      @josem.figueroajr.4532 6 лет назад

      Dr. Careless, squirrel, please. Nobody wants to see THAT!!!!!!!

    • @stuiek8044
      @stuiek8044 6 лет назад +39

      i would love to see that. kurt angle is so corny he'd have me dying...keep your skim milk, i'll take ronnybrooke creamline whole milk all day everyday it helps do the body good, oh its true, its damn true.

    • @sysvjbjr
      @sysvjbjr 6 лет назад +15

      Kurt's pulling out the heavy stuff, it's homogenized!

    • @rohank.h1633
      @rohank.h1633 6 лет назад +2

      Jose M. Figueroa Jr. What makes you think like that ?

    • @hostadvantage8174
      @hostadvantage8174 6 лет назад

      Vince Barry lol

  • @toekneetwoshoes1754
    @toekneetwoshoes1754 5 лет назад +224

    1:23 God damn you might as well pour the rest of it 😂😂😂😂

  • @zeusinho1986
    @zeusinho1986 7 лет назад +25

    This is now my favorite video on the internet!!!! Steve Austin needs to do this full time!!!

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 года назад +9

    This makes me chuckle so much. He goes from being so polite to seconds away from smashing the glass down out of rage. 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferlittle4559
    @jenniferlittle4559 8 лет назад +424

    "Sugary dog shit."

    • @sahil47
      @sahil47 8 лет назад +4

      I just want to know, how did he knew what dog piss taste like

    • @gametimex3969
      @gametimex3969 7 лет назад +27

      sahil jain I just want to know how well is your understanding of dog excretion to mix up shit and piss?

    • @MrKennyWilliams
      @MrKennyWilliams 7 лет назад +1

      sahil jain because he was forced to Drink Budweiser in the fed.

    • @JPeyo
      @JPeyo 7 лет назад +1

      sahil jain Damn I hate when ppl ruin jokes like that.

  • @foserk7063
    @foserk7063 7 лет назад +140

    The only good thing to come out of buzzfeed

    • @NotTommyL
      @NotTommyL 7 лет назад +11

      FoserkGaming Couldn't agree more.

    • @kaynic2539
      @kaynic2539 7 лет назад +2

      FoserkGaming come onnnn Try Guys isn't bad 💀

    • @kalmma7969
      @kalmma7969 7 лет назад +1

      Kaylah Talley Yes, they are...

    • @c.9900
      @c.9900 7 лет назад +3

      Buzzfeed is liberal ass gravy

    • @Babayaga036
      @Babayaga036 6 лет назад +1

      FoserkGaming 😂😂

  • @TheDeepPix3l
    @TheDeepPix3l 3 года назад +83

    “Fancy”
    *gives him trash, gimmick cocktails*

  • @deepfried13
    @deepfried13 7 лет назад +51

    god damn he's charismatic

  • @sigh__e
    @sigh__e 8 лет назад +306

    AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS HE GONNA DRINK THIS SUMBITCH COCKTAIL

  • @edespitia9605
    @edespitia9605 7 лет назад +205

    He should have stunner the bartender for giving him fancy drinks

    • @Rose_Nightingale
      @Rose_Nightingale 6 лет назад +1

      He didn't hate all of them give the guy a chance

    • @shyank_life2899
      @shyank_life2899 6 лет назад

      Shoulda made a drink called "the stunner" jus for him. To his liking.

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 6 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure he gave the stunner to everyone who partook in that production.. And it would have been fitting..

  • @WuTang982
    @WuTang982 4 года назад +33

    "I would call this: Give me one of those red piles of shit“ - Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • @dylanvirrey96
    @dylanvirrey96 8 лет назад +44

    Lol when he said, "godam you might as well poor the rest of it" I lost it. 😂

  • @drboy84
    @drboy84 7 лет назад +87

    Almost opened a can of whoop ass

  • @BBFirefly420
    @BBFirefly420 4 года назад +109

    "I'm about to haul ass if you dont have anything better to drink!"
    Me: YES MISTER STEVE AUSTIN SIR IM SORRY *brings the stone cold Steve austin beer*

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost 4 года назад +1

      Katirvana Austin’s slave

    • @jjgreen5206
      @jjgreen5206 2 года назад

      @@Trippy_Ghost huh? Stupid comment

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost 2 года назад

      @@jjgreen5206 is because he brought the stone cold a beer

  • @__boo
    @__boo 4 года назад +13

    “god damn you might as well pour the rest of it” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @astas2855
    @astas2855 4 года назад +19

    I like how stone cold steve Austin is always who he is he’s never afraid to show his real personality

  • @nickwelch1310
    @nickwelch1310 5 лет назад +75

    I haven't watched pro wrestling in 15 years or more but Stone Cold has always been my favorite.

    • @apples8872
      @apples8872 4 года назад +2

      You’re not missing much

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 года назад

      I recommend New Japan Pro Wrestling. They basically have a high-flying division called the Junior division and a strong style division called the Heavyweight division, and both of them are better than anything in the west. Watching guys like Minoru Suzuki and Tomohiro Ishii just stand there and punch each other in the face repeatedly is badass.

    • @l2blink337
      @l2blink337 4 года назад

      Shinku Quickman u just wasted your time

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 года назад

      @@l2blink337 That's cool but I don't remember asking

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 7 лет назад +37

    0:45
    "I love alcohol"
    you don't say steve, i never could tell.

  • @myrockinvideos
    @myrockinvideos Месяц назад

    we need the FULL release of this.
    If this was an HOUR long i’d watch the whole thing twice

  • @sergiomccallum3476
    @sergiomccallum3476 5 лет назад +166

    They should've broken glass for the intro. Damn.

  • @OneTrueEdge
    @OneTrueEdge 8 лет назад +7

    This needs to be a regular series.

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 8 лет назад +266

    That last drink must've been a Broken Skull IPA.
    Available now from El Segundo Brewery.

    • @Kennilarsen1
      @Kennilarsen1 8 лет назад +10

      You can see it is on the side of the bottle LMAO

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 8 лет назад +12

      +ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt Well it's Stone Cold's actual brand of beer. It's a pop for him too.

    • @94fleetwood49
      @94fleetwood49 7 лет назад +2

      *Español* Brewery, WHAT!

    • @adamkromer4564
      @adamkromer4564 7 лет назад +1

      do they have his beer in stores?

    • @NOOBsoldier2517
      @NOOBsoldier2517 6 лет назад +1

      thankyou for more useless information

  • @fawziaN
    @fawziaN 3 года назад +18

    I've had a crush on this guy since i was 11. He's old af and still fine.

    • @deja212
      @deja212 3 года назад +2

      Period 😂 He ain't that old

  • @joshcoon570
    @joshcoon570 5 лет назад +91

    Steve Austin's favorite fancy cocktail = beer

  • @guybravo2071
    @guybravo2071 6 лет назад +170

    "I love alcohol." REALLY??? WE WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED GIVEN THAT YOU'VE BEEN SWILLIN' BEER FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LAST TWENTY YEARS!!! Lolz.

    • @steveanderson8404
      @steveanderson8404 6 лет назад +2

      That's why I love alcohol as well lol. The GOAT of wrestling.

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 8 лет назад +107

    it's weird watching him use a coktail glass

    • @nikmorales8624
      @nikmorales8624 8 лет назад +46

      Shit i know right? Lmao im so used to him smashing beer cans together and chugging beer

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 7 лет назад +2

      Fun fact he actually prefers cocktails over beer

  • @SmokingShellx
    @SmokingShellx 3 года назад +22

    They really missed an opportunity to throw him a beer can when he asked if they had something better to drink..

  • @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT
    @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT 4 года назад +210

    "If you're not an alcoholic then there must be something wrong with you."
    -- Stone Cold "The Rattle Snake" Austin

    • @IamSome1
      @IamSome1 4 года назад +1

      Shut up fucking disgrace lel

    • @MYNAMEizCLARENCE
      @MYNAMEizCLARENCE 4 года назад +4

      The TEXAS Rattle snake, ya fuc'n no good suma bítch clown.

    • @ShakyaAriyaratne34
      @ShakyaAriyaratne34 4 года назад +1

      You forgot the 'Steve' part

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 4 года назад

      He puts the moron in “oxymoron”.

  • @adalbertosampaio6375
    @adalbertosampaio6375 6 лет назад +222

    There has to be more vídeos of stone cold trying fancy shitt!!

  • @atgod6
    @atgod6 8 лет назад +144

    Do you think any of the drinks were cold...stone cold??
    Do you think that they stunned him??
    The stone cold drink stunned Steve Austin....
    I'm so sad

    • @thephenomenalking2789
      @thephenomenalking2789 8 лет назад +1

      staph...

    • @atgod6
      @atgod6 8 лет назад +1

      Javier Gomez i know i know
      its terrible...

    • @leoninja
      @leoninja 8 лет назад +4

      +atgod6
      WHAT?!
      WHAT?!
      WHAT?!

    • @atgod6
      @atgod6 8 лет назад

      +leoninja come on stop trolling....

    • @leoninja
      @leoninja 8 лет назад +1

      atgod6 Couldn't help it, so many questions there had to do the "What?"

  • @joegerard257
    @joegerard257 3 года назад +3

    I watch this every now and again when I need cheering up

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 4 года назад +67

    “Taste like sugary dog shit” is the best line

  • @daltonmorgan7269
    @daltonmorgan7269 7 лет назад +145

    I wonder if Steve even has a liver

    • @F1nnR2k14
      @F1nnR2k14 6 лет назад +10

      Dalton Morgan His liver is made out of steel, that’s how he has so many beers and is fine

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 6 лет назад +1

      Well he would be dead if he didn't

    • @ThaddeusGhostal
      @ThaddeusGhostal 6 лет назад +1

      Shit for like a vibranium liver.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 6 лет назад

      @Finn you're on to something

  • @mraaronhd
    @mraaronhd 8 лет назад +26

    Someone needs to edit this with sound clips of JR screaming "OH MY GOD!" every time Austin takes a drink.

  • @Wrestling316
    @Wrestling316 4 года назад +17

    I’m surprised Steve didn’t just scream: CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A DAMN BEER 🍺🤣🤣🤣????

  • @bashcrash9148
    @bashcrash9148 5 лет назад +11

    This is one of my top 3 videos on the entire internet. I’ve watched this numerous times and still laugh at his reaction to some of these drinks.

  • @Bellthorian
    @Bellthorian 6 лет назад +12

    Stone Cold needs to do more stuff like this, he has a natural talent for comedy and is funny as hell.

  • @GHRANDE
    @GHRANDE 7 лет назад +50

    Pours the jolly rancher shot "goddamn you mind as well pour the rest of it

  • @moltenox5355
    @moltenox5355 3 года назад +21

    “An appletini a day will keep the doctor away.” - Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • @TheGoodBrother19
    @TheGoodBrother19 6 лет назад +151

    Steve Austin has a liver of steel

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 5 лет назад +26

      His pee is straight out 90% alcohol

    • @muhammedmajid7749
      @muhammedmajid7749 5 лет назад +2

      He's going to hell

    • @moddingmatrix2791
      @moddingmatrix2791 5 лет назад +3

      @@muhammedmajid7749 no

    • @lancelot5125
      @lancelot5125 5 лет назад +3

      @WASTE MANAGEMENT 😆😆😂😂 Savage reply.👍👍

    • @nasku2506
      @nasku2506 5 лет назад +2

      @Shorty did you just say you can exercise your liver?

  • @Ednoxious1
    @Ednoxious1 5 лет назад +47

    “Oh he does? Please bartender.” 😂😂 protect stone cold bruh lol

  • @nbkx1963
    @nbkx1963 8 лет назад +79

    they should get taker to do this 😂😂

    • @MsAnimeFan88
      @MsAnimeFan88 8 лет назад +6

      LOL! That would be funny. Have him try a Corpse Reviver #2 which has absinthe in it, a mojito, Death in the Afternoon, a Sidecar, a French 75, a Last Word, and a Flaming Dr. Pepper shot (btw, Dr. Pepper is Taker's favorite non-alcoholic drink).
      What would be may be even better if they did the whole unsuspectingly dropping a box of kittens or puppies onto him.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 8 лет назад +10

      Undertaker never breaks kayfabe

    • @MsAnimeFan88
      @MsAnimeFan88 8 лет назад +3

      soulknife20
      Oh yes he does. Have you not seen clips and pictures of him when he was at UFC 121? Not to mention the vids and videos of fans meeting him.
      Even his wife has posted pics of him on her Instagram account and he is totally breaking kayfabe.
      Kayfabe while in the ring is still alive but outside of it, it's been dying for a long time.

    • @TheMegapwnage666
      @TheMegapwnage666 8 лет назад

      +MsAnimeFan88 and a cucumber...:)

    • @MsAnimeFan88
      @MsAnimeFan88 8 лет назад

      White Hispanic
      No, no, lol. I don't want anyone to get hurt or see him get physically ill.

  • @freshman1213
    @freshman1213 3 года назад +19

    Steve Austin looks like he’d be a cool dude to have a beer with

  • @claudiaarevalo2904
    @claudiaarevalo2904 8 лет назад +10

    Omg ! I LOVE Stone Cold Steve Austin! ♡♡

  • @EnigmaGirl831
    @EnigmaGirl831 5 лет назад +41

    Stone Cold is the f***king man!!

  • @MrJay-ud9gk
    @MrJay-ud9gk 7 лет назад +17

    "See this is one of them bullshit drinks right here" LMAO

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 4 года назад

    I dont know why this was recommended to me by RUclips. But I love this. It's like getting my childhood back. Loved this guy for so long.

  • @h4rdi7g3
    @h4rdi7g3 6 лет назад +97

    Can you imagine being vince?
    Having to tell stone cold steve austin No.
    I don't want that job!