Only people who watch Boris's videos again and again (because Boris is just that fucking awesome and entertaining) will see this. But this shows Boris can read minds... probably one of powers you get being true slav? I wouldn't know, I'm a Westerner blyat
Or when you simply go on a normal walk in a normal park on a normal Friday while eating a baguette then suddenly see Hitler *also* taking a normal walk
A slav waking up from a mild hangover due to an early birthday party, risking his life while trying to make waffles with an electric machine as old as his babuska and an old power plug. This is the quality content I subscribed for! 👌🏻👌🏻
Daniel Hansen But what if... You make giant building out of potato? Can it be done? Wait.. no, it would be eaten by local Gopniks the second they're done building it... damn...
"Made by hard working low paid employees. (hahahe) I'm just- I'm just joking, they were not paid" That is why I'm subscribed to the best Slavic Cooking Show in the world.
Oh that killed me. "Cooking is a social activity in slav countries, except you are over 60 years old and want everyone to shut the hell up and leave the kitchen"
My grandfather was once a soldier of the hungarian people's republic, and he randomly snucked out into poland, and then into eastern germany, to his cousin. He bought a box toaster. Babuska makes great toast for me every day with that old, dangerous iron box!
Preston Thacker the communist government subjugated the Hungarian people and restricted their rights to strict guidelines. Being "nicer" than other communist regimes doesn't make it good.
+My gender is Apache please.... spare me this petty debate with someone that I wouldn't meet even once for the rest of my life.... There are a lot of kind of people and I met programmers like that...
I saw so much Boris last week, that now every single English text that i read sound in my head with voice of Boris!!! Boris! How did you get into my head blin ?!
"What is 500 meters long and eats only potato?" A vodka production Factory! Happy Birthday Boris! May you eat all yummy waffles all day and as always... stay cheeki breeki!
Thank you Boris, really! Oh blin you have bring back the smile in my face. I wish i could squat down with you some day and cook some shashlik, it would be an real honour! Greetz from Germany Stay Cheeki Breeki
God dude, so many things about this video are absolutely perfect. The can balanced on his head, (the balaclava looks pretty sick). And just the first line, “wait, when did I make waffles?” Also 2:51 Boris turns into CRH
I remember coming to my grandparents and as soon as I was able I was looking throughout the house for the giant batch of said waffles. Later on I helped her in making some of them. And not on any cheap-ass electric appliance, but on stove top with a cast iron waffle maker. Bloody loved those, especially those made with caraway seeds.
Funny thing about old soviet equipment like this waffle machine. This thing will last eternity. Those were build to last. Same with old Unitra radio my grandma used to had. Now it plays at my workplace.
"Because its time to plug in the machine" Him: dies Also him: starts playing an instrument "peice of s**t it doesn't even break" got me rollin on the floor!!
Made these today and they taste delicious, I added a bit more sugar than recommended Since Boris did not include exact amounts I will provide mine 50gr butter 150gr flour 125 ml milk 2 eggs 3 tablespoons of sugar 1 tablespoon of salt 16gr vanilla sugar (which is 2 of the little packages)
Boris come to Czech Republic.Czech pivo Staropramen and Krušovice are very cheap, 2 cans are under 1euro (proximetly 12 crounds per can). In Czech Republic is beer cheaper than water (in pub or bar) so enjoy and come!!!
ESTA? nice, I also have one. It was lost for years, but we have found it again when we were deep cleaning the house; Good stuff, still works well and makes good waffles
You really can't go wrong with waffles. They're a great choice almost anytime and you could use whatever filling/topping you like. They're perfect munchie food too. Great choice, and professional execution 👍🏻👍🏻✌🏼
3:17 what you are here for
Life of Boris thank you...how did you know exactly what I wanted too see
hehe xD
Thats one of the best parts of the video.
Oh thx lemme get ready
Only people who watch Boris's videos again and again (because Boris is just that fucking awesome and entertaining) will see this. But this shows Boris can read minds... probably one of powers you get being true slav? I wouldn't know, I'm a Westerner blyat
What's 500m long and eats only potatoes? People in Soviet Union waiting in line for meat.
Oh
Your joke is too slav for me to understand. Edit" Nvm just got it.
Boris, come to America. We will make you a waffle that is as heavy as a soviet tank.
Alaskan Bull Worm?
boris come to moon we have mayonez mines
"Go to sleep in Poland, wake up in East Germany"
10/10 nice Blitzkeks.
Misael Emmanuel lmfao
OMFG i read this right as he said it
That's true AF
@Anonym User2 blitzkeks= combination of blitzkrieg and kek
kek = lol . blitzkeks - blitzlols aka blitz jokes
“You go to sleep in Poland and wake up in east Germany”
My face hurts from laughing
Ww2 jokes. Good jokes
European problems.
Or go fron Finland to the 🅥🅞🅘🅓 and back
Or when you simply go on a normal walk in a normal park on a normal Friday while eating a baguette then suddenly see Hitler *also* taking a normal walk
When you fall asleep in gulag and wake up on a plane heading out to a warzone
A slav waking up from a mild hangover due to an early birthday party, risking his life while trying to make waffles with an electric machine as old as his babuska and an old power plug.
This is the quality content I subscribed for! 👌🏻👌🏻
if your babushka is not 60+ she is still not a true babushka
Only true babushkas exceed the 80 year old mark
"You go to sleep in Poland, wake up in East Germany. These things happen."
XD
Raoni Moreira just 1939 things
Yup! It's a pretty obvious reference, but it's still pretty darn hilarious!
Raoni Moreira I thought I got the reference but maybe I was wrong. Can you explain?
ns-Saturn Third Right.
Filipe Nogueira Yeah, the beginning of WWII, but what is it referencing? Maybe it's something I don't know about...
"What is 500 meters long and eats only potatoes?"
*Vadim Blyat*
Hello bro
@@Pizdeckakoi woah this is too weird for me
Wrong, Vadim eats whatever Boris owns in the fridge
Ah. Yes
Да
The answer to the 500m thing that eats potatoes: Vodka factory!
Daniel Hansen
Polish apartment complex ._.
Well its probably both, Comrade. Vodka can be made on potatoes as well.
Daniel Hansen
But what if... You make giant building out of potato? Can it be done? Wait.. no, it would be eaten by local Gopniks the second they're done building it... damn...
What if we make it in western country to show them potato is good food?
Daniel Hansen
some fat Fuck would deep fry it and eat it.
"500 meters long and only eats potatoes."
Anatoli???
@@bruhmoment24 yes
Y e s
Anatoli IS long if you know what I mean
XDDDD
Bean Bag you just gave me a fucking stroke
“I am just kidding, they were not payed
That part had me laughing a lot
best line ever
paid*
Instant 👍
wheres the ending of the quote marks?!
GOOD STALIN IT NEVER ENDS
"Made by hard working low paid employees. (hahahe) I'm just- I'm just joking, they were not paid"
That is why I'm subscribed to the best Slavic Cooking Show in the world.
L.S. Sweeney
The best cooking show in general ;)
L.S. Sweeney
Better than watching hellen Keller make pancakes
L.S. Sweeney lol
What's 500 meters long eats only potatoes
The line for the foodshelter
The line outside of a Polish meat market
flo Beastarmy me
The irish army.
flo Beastarmy my babushka
It's Yosif
“Need to be very gentle...”
*flings waffle*
NU BLYAT.
3:20
Nuclear soviet program
- 2017 colorized
:fling waffle
@@teaedits9946 :control TeaEdits
"then some russian salt, it is like normal salt but tastes like p90" gold.
i just read your comment and at the same time Boris said it XD
Sahal Sidat But the P90 is Belgian...
Blin, P90 is belgian.
Sir Potoo csgo reference
Comedy gold right there and cs go reference. So glad to see fellow creator use genre bending humor :D
"Cooking is a social activity... unless you are 60 years old and you want everyone to shut the hell up and leave your kitchen." Boris 2017
"cooking is a social activity unless you're 60 and you want everyone to shut the hell up and get out of the kitchen"- Boris 199X-2017
well i mean its true
I read comments as he said this
My step dad is 60 and hates being in tje kitchen with someone else
"Two heart attacks worth of sugar"
Fun fact 10 liters of coffee is enough to stop your heart twice
@@francoredstone4799 are you from meet armold cyka?
@@llamasarenice6791 no,from Conoce A Arnold
@@francoredstone4799 oy cyka, ok
@@francoredstone4799 gotta be raw coffee beans that, otherwise I've been dead for a while
Oh that killed me. "Cooking is a social activity in slav countries, except you are over 60 years old and want everyone to shut the hell up and leave the kitchen"
My grandfather was once a soldier of the hungarian people's republic, and he randomly snucked out into poland, and then into eastern germany, to his cousin. He bought a box toaster. Babuska makes great toast for me every day with that old, dangerous iron box!
A Walrusman I'm glad Hungary is free now, and thank your grandfather for serving his country
Preston Thacker the communist government subjugated the Hungarian people and restricted their rights to strict guidelines.
Being "nicer" than other communist regimes doesn't make it good.
My granpa is from Yugoslavia he was in army to and he snuck out to Bulgaria to buy cloathing stoves and shit like that
A Walrusman Csongor? Nem gondoltam volna hogy itt összefutunk
És eladja a bojlerét?;)
You are 24. A true slav knows slavic age from voice.
Y0d3lingy3ti
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
You're not even slav and it's 3 in the morning.
Rohan Agarwal belarus are best slav.
really??? :( thought he was plain Russian lol
Artemisia494 russia is not the only slavic country
This just... randomly appeared in my recommendations so I thought why not? I am actually wheezing cause I am laughing so hard.
Dont worry, this is a completely normal phenomenom.
it is the totally normal phenominominon
phe.. phenonimon
phondle..mon
yes
@@indecisivecountdooku1340 🤔
Welcome to BORRRRIIIIISSS
I watxhed this 10 times and im still wheezing
"500 meters long and only eats potatoes."
Is it, a very tall Irishman?
B Wong I guessed 500 meter long line of Slavs. Close enough.
Haha yes not stereotyping latvians
The Average Gatsby Maybe 500 leprechauns standing on each others' shoulders?
The Average Gatsby
Hahahaha so true I'm Irish and yeah we love potatoes!
Oh no. 500 likes....
People living in the Soviet Union waiting for food in line(which is 500m long).
Elros Tar Minyatur
Soviet Union doesn't exist.
You mean south America..
Well i meant when it existed.
SCH _KT You clearly didnt get the joke
Oh shit... Lol I got it now.. Sorry too much Vodka last night 😁
Or Venezuela.
"What is five hundred meters long and eats only potatoes?" A human centipede of irishmen
That depends on whether you classify the whole thing as one organism or not.
Close xD
Yes..that is a good answer.
I was thinking a Soviet bread line
A Soviet submarine
GIVE A MAN A BLIN, AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY
GIVE A MAN A SOVIET WAFFLE IRON AND HE WILL FEED THE WORLD
-Boris
But its truth
*World hunger ended by russian superstar*
Amen
@@iishadescacti by OUR superslav star
900th like
Russian salt - "it is like normal salt but tastes like P90". Boris 2017
even though p90 is german?
@@tankmaster9186 Belgian* xd
tankmaster Wait it’s german? I thought it was French. You learn something new every day.
@@YangDoesAThingIDKnyet its the Best weapon cyka western spy
@@shanef.4151 no, belgian. Made By fabrique nationale herstal, the best small arms company in the world. Exept for kalashnikov of Course.
"Two heart attacks worth of sugar"
I'm laughing so much Vadim evicted me.
"The exact amount should be in the description"
-- Okay. Let's see-
*Just guess them. Cheeki Breeki*
.....
Nice calculations right?
LOL
*slow clap*
Hello, Hello, Hello sexy pantsyes I know reference
3:54
-Need to be gentle
Flips over
-NU BLYAAAAAAT
Tbh I don't want face reveal ever to happen.
Because we'll all be blinded by slav glory of course!
C10H15N
Trueeeeee
C10H15N mee to he is better with no face xd
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas You did not take that name.
Apparently someone a couple years ago found him irl on a school trip. Idk who tho
I feel like Boris is actually a chef and he actually is really good cook and doing the opposite of what he is or making fun of his coworkers.
I do remember he said he's a programmer. Kinda weird and unexpected to see a programmer who also cooks. Well.. for me
+Mahendra Krisnamurti LOL you mean basic human shit that you don't need a degree on WTF
I swear how he's doing it kinda makes me feel a bit concered cause what if he actually gets something caught on fire. well that is life I guess
+My gender is Apache please.... spare me this petty debate with someone that I wouldn't meet even once for the rest of my life.... There are a lot of kind of people and I met programmers like that...
Just a normal slav to me...
I saw so much Boris last week, that now every single English text that i read sound in my head with voice of Boris!!!
Boris! How did you get into my head blin ?!
Atleast it isnt a western spy cam
Cause Boris is Soviet spy.
Yeah it happened to me
RIP Boris 199X - 2017. Gravestone heading: "Vadim Blyat."
So Boris is born anywhere between '90 and '96.
Aha!
... Not sure what to do with my life anymore.
:)
Вадим блят
@@Chaos89P hah Western spy can't spell properly. Is 'Блять' не 'блят'.
@@bhaskarbharali5853 Дерьмо! I never can get the the hard and soft signs right!
Instructions unclear.
Neighbour vadim got a heart attack in the tasting process.
Then the instructions are perfect, what are you talking about blyat
Mayonez Adidas The Slav Priest that might imply that vadim is a western spy
FUCK YOU THE BILL WAS LIKE 1,000,000 HRYVNIA
Mayonez Adidas The Slav Priest it was Vadim?
dont worry then you are doing it correctly
What are these western spy bots doing here?
TRYING TO TAKE MORE OF MY HRYVNIA?!?!
ОЙ БЛИН!
Happy Blya... Birthday, my slav comrade!
Oh dear god. Give me the source of your profile pic
Remember seeing this video where they called Rem for Ram and Ram for Rem.
Hatsune Fuhrer don't mind me, just leaving this comment here for notifications
I know the anime is Re:Zero, I do not know who the artist of that interpetration is though
ye i know this is re zero
But this lewd face...
“Three times the flavor and twice the guilt.” - Boris
Boris: tells you to be careful pluging in questionable waffle maker
Also Boris: pours and mixes milk with an electric drill two inches from the outlet
"iam kidding they were not paid". 🤣🤣 Killed me
me too
@@inspirestrength505 those factory workers too
Indeed. Explains why the Russian population is so low
Yet it’s true
The 250 who disliked are the ones who had to make the waffle iron without getting paid.
Zachary Wade yes mate but we have a problem they probably died
No, they are just western spies.
If it took that many people to make a waffle iron, it's no wonder the Soviet Union fell apart.
@@babress3119 it took 250 to make 5
Zachary Wade they liked the video so much they had to turn the thing upside down to like it again
3:20 I don't know why it's funny, but every time I watch this I can't help but burst out laughing.
*F*
Maybe it's the song being played
"Russian salt tastes like P90"
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts now
What's 500 meters long? The Railway Cannon that screwed Belgium
jeeeeeeeeez.....xD i did not expected that...xD
What's 500 meters long? The blast radius from Chernobyl that fucked Russia harder than stalin did
William Rhodes Britain*
William Rhodes WILLIAM GODDAMN, YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
True
"What is 500 meters long and eats only potato?" A vodka production Factory! Happy Birthday Boris! May you eat all yummy waffles all day and as always... stay cheeki breeki!
Boom_OG lol
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Boris,
Cheeki Breeki to you.
SpaceKraken
Cheeki Birthday, Cyka
Breeki Birthday, Blyat
Happy Birthday, to you Boris
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!
wow! Aesthetic Hey! similar profile photo!
Stalker Of Pripyat Get outta here Stalker ;)
wow! Aesthetic ayyyy!!
Thank you Boris, really! Oh blin you have bring back the smile in my face. I wish i could squat down with you some day and cook some shashlik, it would be an real honour!
Greetz from Germany
Stay Cheeki Breeki
Happy birthday, blin!! And yes, I would like a jam video!
Now I need a 10 hour loop of Boris playing Bandit Radio on accordion, because that's how long I squat in a day blyat
firstly that was not boris and secondly there is the original video but if u right click on the video then click replay boom it will play forever
SkyNet018 I was squatting while watching this video.
I have no need for chairs in my home
С днем рождения, товарищ Борис! Translation Happy Birthday comrade Boris
'Instead of nap time we had squat time.'
Why am I laughing so hard
cmon, when you said soviet waffle iron i thought it was a hammer and sickle shaped one
nitromeano want
wafflesinternational.com/site/?page_id=18
Have them custom made through the power of capitalism.
in glorious union they would be shared equally amongst the population )))))))))))))))
Communist 4 slav
500m long and eats only potatoes: A SLAVIC VILLAGE
No the answer is "your mom"
Ichim Cosmin that is unnecessarily rude
And dumb
And unoriginal
And just plain unfunny
Get out.
Ichim Cosmin I'd say it's funny
Your opinion doesn't matter. Sssshhh.
Oij blin, happy rushing B Boris.
Greetings from Latvian slav, my friend.
This man on the accordion is a TRUE SLAV BOSS. I was VIBIN to that clip, yo. Stay cheeki breeki!
Happy birthday comrade Boris, your videos always make me laugh, you're a good RUclipsr, love and greetings from hot lands of the North of México!
Happy birthday, Boris! Thank you for giving us such awesome content.
I thought it was gonna be a waffle the shape of the Hammer and Sickle at first.
God dude, so many things about this video are absolutely perfect. The can balanced on his head, (the balaclava looks pretty sick). And just the first line, “wait, when did I make waffles?”
Also 2:51 Boris turns into CRH
What is this "safety gloves" I hear of?
OFF TO GULAG!
ah blyat
Did some one noticed, that Boris drunk all night Cezech Beer?
lala man *drank
Pilsner Urquell is simply the best.
Mick Gallagher It's good but it's pretty much Czech Budweiser
lala man its cheap. Coca-Cola is more expensive than beer there
,,Cezech''
lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMRADE BORIS!! much love from norway
I remember coming to my grandparents and as soon as I was able I was looking throughout the house for the giant batch of said waffles.
Later on I helped her in making some of them. And not on any cheap-ass electric appliance, but on stove top with a cast iron waffle maker. Bloody loved those, especially those made with caraway seeds.
Boris, what the cyka, why u no have mayonez with waffles?
Samovar maker I see you everywhere
I see you on Soviet anthem earrape by rulo6000
Samovar maker сука should be spelled "suka" in english as that is how it's pronounced, and it is an insult, not an interjection, such as, "blin."
Samovar maker cyka is bitch. Blyat is fuck
Alexandra Catalina roman
Умрях от смях! 😂😂😂 Поздрави от България!
Следващия епизод трябва да включва чушкопек!
Ummm... ты говоришь по-английски, черт возьми
I really like your clothes Boris :D I'm definitely gonna ask for a couple of those shirts for my birthday next week!!
+RemarkableCow
check it out at weslav.com
I watch this instead of sleeping at reasonable hour but yet makes me so happy
Boris thicc af
+Ozymandias3505
yes Im working on it
Best of luck with that ;3
Ozymandias3505 he's doing it bc winter is coming
in Russia the thickness is illegal
Pizdez.. Real men are supposed to be thick to fight bears cyka. Not like weak skinny western spies blyat..
xD these vids are quality
endermonkey53 we should get Boris a working kv-2! what's more Slav tank then 152 mm HE anti Western Spy gun?
"here I have a waffle iron from '76 made by hard working low-paid employees. haha I'm just kidding
They were not paid"
I had one of those wonderful Soviet waffle irons, but it was lost when i mooved.
Can we have one last salute to a Fallen Comrade?
Да
Da.
A very Happy Birthday to you Boris
Funny thing about old soviet equipment like this waffle machine. This thing will last eternity. Those were build to last. Same with old Unitra radio my grandma used to had. Now it plays at my workplace.
Yeah, i recently got an electric handwhisker built in good old DDR. Couldn't be happier. I can probably give it to my great-grandchildren!
Rudevald because they are not capitalist and They don't wanna make money so they might as well make it last instead of making it break after 2 years.
I want to hear hard bass played on accordion.
"Because its time to plug in the machine"
Him: dies
Also him: starts playing an instrument
"peice of s**t it doesn't even break" got me rollin on the floor!!
What is 500 meters long and eats only potatoes?
A line for food in Moscow
Gopnik award to you komrade
@@Legitpenguins99 he stole this
You just took the joke from him. You don’t deserve the likes.
DISGRACE
Stole it.
No one is dumb kid
6:08 why is there a drill pointing into kakado's [censored]
*Блять*
Нет,Kakado!
*VADIM BLYAT*
what the hell
@@monkeymumma0319 i know
What is five hundred meters long and eats only potatoes?
The queue for meat in Soviet Russia.
Happy Birthday Boris! I wish you the best slav vodka for life!
Boris is everything I aspire to be
"It is like normal salt, but taste like p90" im dying!😂
Happy birthday Boris!
Harut303A.K. I sense that your a Western spy
Made these today and they taste delicious, I added a bit more sugar than recommended
Since Boris did not include exact amounts I will provide mine
50gr butter
150gr flour
125 ml milk
2 eggs
3 tablespoons of sugar
1 tablespoon of salt
16gr vanilla sugar (which is 2 of the little packages)
Like Russian Mom I can say that those waffles are the best!
you are so hot!
reptillian master wtf 😂😂😂
wtf dude XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
watch one of her videos man and you'll see
Mila Kanev it is babushska
Waaaaaaaait, are slavs resistant to diabetes, blyat ?
Yes
Daniel Ivanov After watching the kompot video the answer is a resounding yes. Drink enough of that stuff and you get type 3 diabetes otherwise.
"Your Slav blood gives you a %50 resistance to diabetes"
*blin
Daniel Ivanov it's the diebetes that should be afraid of becoming Slav.
Boris come to Czech Republic.Czech pivo Staropramen and Krušovice are very cheap, 2 cans are under 1euro (proximetly 12 crounds per can). In Czech Republic is beer cheaper than water (in pub or bar) so enjoy and come!!!
Hony Honyy yeah some people drinking beer more than watter in this ( my country) ☺ and i love it 😁
He needs to come here. Otherwise i will kidnap him by myself.
Your vidios are amazing they are so funny exiting and up beat and catches the viewers attention your so good at it and do it so often!
sorry that it's late but happy birthday comrade!
**GASP** I see zero maple syrup on that table!!! *Starts throwing things into a cardboard box for mailing care package*
Maple suryp is an american thing. Not so popular elsewhere.
Im a simple czech.
I see Czech beer i press like !
Staropramen is always a good choice. 👍
ᴱᵈᶦᵗ﹕ ᴬᶫˢᵒ ᴷʳᵘšᵒᵛᶦᶜᵉ
Jakub Cimbura Yes my Kamaráde xD
Jakub Cimbura here in romania we drink your beer. your beer iz good.
Czech beer ist the best in my opinion. And this is coming from a German.
Czech beer is the best
You made me laugh so much ( flames coming out ouf your windows for example)!!!! THANK YOU!!!🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Stay Ceeki Fleeki!
Did babuska not teach you not to mix stuff with the jam in jar
I definitely want the full accordian video. Bandit radio forever!
This video made me go dig out my ESTA-2 waffle iron from the depths of my cupboards.
Good stuff.
ESTA? nice, I also have one. It was lost for years, but we have found it again when we were deep cleaning the house; Good stuff, still works well and makes good waffles
You really can't go wrong with waffles. They're a great choice almost anytime and you could use whatever filling/topping you like. They're perfect munchie food too. Great choice, and professional execution 👍🏻👍🏻✌🏼
Boris is child of the 90s.
oh my god !!! you are drinking Czech beer !! btw, im czech
a true slav driks only slav beer
Don't worry, in Czech is beer enough for slavs all over the world!;)
-borisisczechspyconfirmed-
Answer to your question is train to Gulag
Sea cucumber no blin, is the vodkanator
Thank you Boris for making me happy even when I'm sad.
Boris: Vadim Blyat
Vadim: Boris Blyat
Me after finding out Boris took my waffle iron: BORIS BLYAT!
Love how he mixed the cream next to power outlet with Soviet waffle bomb
boris, how could you not include most slav topping of all time: boiled сгущенка
Tastes like childhood!
This is the video that got me invested in this channel. Here to say thanks to the Slav king