The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 428 (FULL)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • Sebastian is back from vacation at an animal habitat. Pete discovers radon and massages!

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  • @raticallife1320
    @raticallife1320 4 года назад +45

    Pete is so quick witted. Charming AF, too.

  • @gloriastoufflet880
    @gloriastoufflet880 3 года назад +29

    Pete and Sebastian need to have their own sitcom. They could be next door neighbors. It would be hilarious.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад +1

      The kid got sick because of the change in scenery when you took him to NC. He was upset and stressed with the new environment, and when he went back home, his relief becomes the healing phase of the stress.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 года назад +11

    One minute in and I'm already on the floor dying laughing.....
    Pete: "I don't know...unless he shit on your head, I don't know why you gotta wear a big ol' hat right now, bro." 😂😂😂😂

  • @lisafox1001
    @lisafox1001 4 года назад +8

    You two make comedic magic together!

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 4 года назад +34

    I always listen to the Spotify because it comes out first, then come back to the RUclips to see their facial expressions. Seeing them laugh makes some of the jokes funnier for some reason

    • @jond1325
      @jond1325 4 года назад +1

      I do the same - awesome

    • @ChazZen
      @ChazZen 4 года назад +2

      so you listen to this whole thing twice usually?

    • @michelleerin91
      @michelleerin91 4 года назад

      I do exactly the same!!

    • @tonystaminghia9084
      @tonystaminghia9084 4 года назад

      same here

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy 4 года назад

      @@ChazZen yeah it's crazy lol

  • @tammyedwards4635
    @tammyedwards4635 4 года назад +7

    You guys are the best! Healing America w laughter!

  • @jenl9569
    @jenl9569 3 года назад +5

    Pete -“I’m breathing in radon and telling Jackie to sleep with sneakers on”. I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LuisaPlantierMartins
    @LuisaPlantierMartins 4 года назад +26

    I had withdrawal last week without my weekly Pete and Sebastian hour giggle! Healing hugs to wee Caruso!

    • @raquelucha22aldaco13
      @raquelucha22aldaco13 4 года назад +1

      Me too! I even kind of panicked wondering if it was getting canceled. A lot went through my mind. Then I remember Sebastian going on a trip. Sebastian, jf you read this, no more vacations 😂😂😂😂 JK

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 года назад +1

      omg me too!!

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 года назад +1

      Healing vibes to Precious Baby Caruso!!!

  • @she5081
    @she5081 4 года назад +43

    Omg I died laughing at Pete’s massage story. Tears running down my cheeks 😂😂

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 года назад +3

      ....and the whole discussion about the gift certificates beforehand. LOL

    • @jenl9569
      @jenl9569 3 года назад +1

      Omg i totally agree I just got to the massage story I’m crying laughing.

  • @ingelathune-boyle
    @ingelathune-boyle 4 года назад +17

    You two are so neurotic!! 😂 You overthink everything. So hilarious. ❤

  • @IronAngelsFitClub
    @IronAngelsFitClub 4 года назад +34

    Sebastian’s smile while Pete is riffing is so fun to watch

    • @jdbbs1
      @jdbbs1 3 года назад +2

      I love how Pete makes Sebastian laugh like he can’t breathe.. love these two

  • @lanaforsythe6664
    @lanaforsythe6664 4 года назад +5

    I also respect at the way they listen to each other and truly laugh

  • @zelva1961
    @zelva1961 4 года назад +8

    You Two make Me forget this world of 2020.. thanks for making Me laugh!

  • @kimberlybrantley4689
    @kimberlybrantley4689 4 года назад +18

    love it ! talking about neighbors?
    I am darn lucky to be living on 22 acres, No Neighbors, No subdivision , No BS...

  • @mrjohnirons
    @mrjohnirons 4 года назад +14

    Pete's observation about gift certificates was genius.

  • @jenniferreihl4475
    @jenniferreihl4475 4 года назад +32

    I freaking love these guys!!!

  • @doc2earth
    @doc2earth 4 года назад +6

    Pete is comedy gold Jerry!

  • @jenniferreihl4475
    @jenniferreihl4475 4 года назад +5

    Your blunt and hilarious take on every day stuff just cracks me up and blesses my soul.....thank you Pete and Sebastian!!!!

  • @cindyhardy7262
    @cindyhardy7262 4 года назад +8

    Good to see you crackin up Sebastian. You bring so much laughter to others.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 года назад +2

      I love how much Pete makes Sebastian laugh.

  • @lanaforsythe6664
    @lanaforsythe6664 4 года назад +4

    I believe we enjoy these guys because they really like each other and they get each other like my best friends

  • @cleanqueen75
    @cleanqueen75 4 года назад +7

    The mountains in North Carolina are awesome! Asheville and Hendersonville is worth going to.

    • @FairyQueen7777
      @FairyQueen7777 3 года назад

      Mount. Mitchell is a great place to buy a house with some land :) Only 20 min or so up the mountain from Asheville

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 года назад +35

    6:09 Or were they encouraging the kid?
    LMFAO PETE! I watch multiple comedy podcasts (Theo Von, Bill Burr, Tim Dillon ect.) All very funny but ever since I started watching the Cast around ep 385 Pete makes me gut/face hurt laugh EVERY SHOW. I didn't know who Pete was before I found this. Hands down the best riffing of the top of the head comic since Patrice O'Neal. Sebastian is good too! Great chemistry.

  • @fabriziaromano8038
    @fabriziaromano8038 4 года назад +4

    OMG! Too funny! I love it when Pete said “I felt like I was gliding” after the massage! Thanks for making me laugh and forget about the many stresses in life for a little while👍❤️

  • @douglasferris4286
    @douglasferris4286 4 года назад +2

    Best Cast Ever, Hand,s Down. My to favorite people, Sebastian and Pete. Keep the laughs coming.

  • @charhard8429
    @charhard8429 4 года назад +11

    I just discovered Pete.. he’s as funny as Sebastian..😂

  • @jewalker001
    @jewalker001 4 года назад +11

    The massage story had me crying!!! Pete, explaining his experience made me PAUSE video because I laughing too hard. Excellent cast!!
    Also, first time commenting. I usually don't.

  • @KellyOShea6366
    @KellyOShea6366 4 года назад +3

    You just described the zoo in springfield illinois. Haha!
    Thank you..❤️☘️

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook1308 3 года назад +1

    Thank you so much, I look forward to hearing from you. I appreciate this show so much 💕

  • @patriciasavoth4157
    @patriciasavoth4157 4 года назад +6

    You two light up my day! I laugh my head off.

  • @lisaperry7986
    @lisaperry7986 3 года назад +1

    It’s so nice to look forward to something each week that never disappoints. You’re a great comedy team!! Thank you for the laughs...especially through this tough year.

  • @caty7241
    @caty7241 4 года назад +3

    Fantastic show!!👍👍

  • @jeffreypearce9572
    @jeffreypearce9572 4 года назад +24

    Hell yea woke up at 5 am by accident and saw the notification in my phone for this. Obviously only a psychopath would go back to the sleep.👍

  • @teesmom0086
    @teesmom0086 3 года назад +2

    You two guys are the BEST! You always have me laughing and make my day! Please never stop doing this show ❤️🤣👍😂👍❤️

  • @diannalovett7624
    @diannalovett7624 4 года назад +8

    Agree on the dishwasher!! Waste of time!! So much easier to just wash, dry and put away..

    • @KatieJoMikell
      @KatieJoMikell 4 года назад +1

      I wash mine before putting in and then I feel like the dishwasher sterilize them because it gets super hot. Idk

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 года назад +1

      I always wondered how many gallons of water were used, too.

  • @dennisklimavich3342
    @dennisklimavich3342 4 года назад +4

    Really mixed my fix last weekend. Have to warn us in the future to avoid anxiety attacks. LOL

  • @jenl9569
    @jenl9569 3 года назад +3

    Omg this is one of the BEST episodes I cried laughing!

  • @susanmulvey6311
    @susanmulvey6311 4 года назад +20

    If Pete was my husband, I would never be able to be mad at him. He is hilarious! And it seems he has a really kind heart Not to take away from handsome Sebastian, but Pete he's amazing!

    • @susanmulvey6311
      @susanmulvey6311 4 года назад +3

      Oh and I think Pete is handsome too!

    • @stlqt09
      @stlqt09 3 года назад +4

      I agree, but Sebastians whole demeanor is very sexy to me. I could stare at him all day😍😁💯
      Lana's an extremely lucky girl!

  • @becxoxo4627
    @becxoxo4627 4 года назад +3

    I absolutely love these videos. I hope you both keep well and safe.

  • @calebwilson2929
    @calebwilson2929 4 года назад +4

    Finally I was like a kid at a park without water.

  • @chrismaynard380
    @chrismaynard380 4 года назад +2

    The thing that cracks me up about u 2/dudes is how much u crack up each other with the most mundane stories
    😂😂😂

  • @GotchaNewsNetwork
    @GotchaNewsNetwork 4 года назад +12

    Get out of California while you can and downsize! LOVE THE SHOW!

  • @ChevyBoyCallofDuty
    @ChevyBoyCallofDuty 4 года назад +3

    Love the cast y’all. Got my dad hooked to it now too!

  • @sandywright6670
    @sandywright6670 4 года назад +5

    My two fave Italian men..thanks for cheering me up fellows xoxo

  • @lynnemarie2022
    @lynnemarie2022 4 года назад +6

    I love how Sebastian says bears and how Pete saw paws.👍. Your accents are definitely half the fun. Holy shit Pete...😂😂😂.. Sebastian oh, I don't blame you about wanting to move... Love your comedy!❤❤❤

  • @user-wv8sl6mw4m
    @user-wv8sl6mw4m 4 года назад +3

    So glad you guys are back.
    Pete be careful with the water. And the radon. It is a serious health hazard.
    And Sebastian I hope Caruso feels better soon.

  • @mariaguardanapo7826
    @mariaguardanapo7826 4 года назад +7

    Pete was right ON about dishwashers. They take so long to wash, wasting power. Makes no sense.

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 года назад

      I agree. I rarely use ours

  • @Heaven333gemini
    @Heaven333gemini 4 года назад +6

    Actually teething can cause fever and diarrhea. Love the show n all of outta box content 👌
    Thank u

    • @christysdeals4u
      @christysdeals4u 3 года назад

      yes all my 5 kids had it.. even took one to er years ago.. it was just teething lol

  • @aliciaramsay5762
    @aliciaramsay5762 4 года назад +2

    Love these guys! Definitely helping me get through this quarantine!! Seriously, where did the summer go???

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 4 года назад +9

    Pete you must have been the cutest little kid.

  • @margogarrison2526
    @margogarrison2526 4 года назад +2

    I love the rapport and the realness and the hilarious laughter back and forth at each other.!, I'm so sorry about your sick little boy. With the fires and every other thing, for you to still get on here is really something else. Prayers for Caruso ❤️.

  • @anthonylopez4417
    @anthonylopez4417 4 года назад +21

    I’m weak when Pete said
    “I can’t hear ya”
    And Sebastian said
    “I’m not talking”
    Both in the most Italian accent 😂
    this is dope 💯

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 года назад

      They are hysterical!!!!

  • @cosaadeezz
    @cosaadeezz 4 года назад +3

    Pete taking Sebastians recommendation of coughing to signify he was ready for the masseuse to come in lmao

  • @traceyboilini198
    @traceyboilini198 4 года назад +11

    My child spiked a little bit of fever and bright red cheeks when she was teething!!!🌈❤️

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 года назад

      Both my kids did the same thing, Tracey.

    • @TwentyThreeRiddles
      @TwentyThreeRiddles 4 года назад +2

      Sebastian is the one who thought beluga caviar came from WHALES! Haha

    • @traceyboilini198
      @traceyboilini198 3 года назад +2

      @@TwentyThreeRiddles Yeah, that was FUNNY. "do whales lay eggs"???😂😂😂

  • @carolinachristine9675
    @carolinachristine9675 4 года назад +10

    Nc is thee best for a change of attitude in the mountains
    Love living here says the ultimate jersey girl lol

  • @ivy_caine5302
    @ivy_caine5302 4 года назад +1

    “Sit on the porch and smoke a WHOLE joint” 🤣🤣🤣 me too
    I’m not into massages either

  • @n-e-where-shipping3626
    @n-e-where-shipping3626 3 года назад +3

    Every time I see Sebastian put in the pods, reminds me of his bitch buds bit 😂
    Love the show

  • @JA99
    @JA99 4 года назад +3

    I'm an insurance broker and CA insurance rates are through the roof! Alot of insurance companies are not even writing new policies in CA.

  • @tlcHI
    @tlcHI 3 года назад +1

    I am a massage therapist of twenty years and this was very entertaining.

  • @kevsstream6349
    @kevsstream6349 4 года назад +3

    Pete needs a netflix special and more...

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy 3 года назад +1

    Now a kid gets a fever, you say get in the car, LETS GO!!! Lolol so funny!

  • @DanteBusquets
    @DanteBusquets 4 года назад +6

    Nice new setup Pete

  • @wendyscott333
    @wendyscott333 4 года назад +5

    How the eff did I just find this podcast? You guys are awesome! If I knew you in real life, we'd be besties. LOL! Thanks for making my day! Sebastian - your dad is right. I live in Wisco - and we could see smoke. Unbelievable. Hope your kiddo is feeling better!

  • @janegallardo4731
    @janegallardo4731 4 года назад +7

    my dishwasher is for storage only, small apartment

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 4 года назад +4

    Shoot funny, I live alone. Laughing like a crazy Lady..LOL.!

  • @TheSandra2195
    @TheSandra2195 4 года назад +7

    A habitat is a natural environment for animals a zoo is a man made enclosure

  • @streetgames01
    @streetgames01 4 года назад

    Thank god they were capturing this gold!

  • @unhallowed45
    @unhallowed45 3 года назад

    This podcast has me in tears!

  • @jbaba6923
    @jbaba6923 4 года назад +8

    Hope Caruso is doing better & Covid-free! 💙🤞🏼❤️didn’t Gwen sell that house to leave Cali and move to the country with Blake? 😉

  • @LiLGouda.
    @LiLGouda. 3 года назад +1

    I can so relate with the massage story omg, i was so uncomfortable with the idea at first, but once u find a solid massage therapist and they come to understand your communication style, it can be really nice Pete! lol
    Thank God for this podcast.

  • @lyndavolz8370
    @lyndavolz8370 4 года назад +3

    Oh man, GREAT episode. LOLOL! 🤣😂🤣 As a Chicagoan myself, it’s a way of life for us to not trust anyone but ourself. I’m feeling your pain Sebastian, it’s the “Chicago mindset”. As “they” say, you can take the man out of Chicago but you can’t take the Chicago out of the man.

  • @freespirit54321
    @freespirit54321 4 года назад +2

    So glad you're thinking of moving. Pretty sure we've all been worried about you. You never disappoint. LOL ❤

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 3 года назад +1

    Where has this podcast been all my life?!

  • @raquelucha22aldaco13
    @raquelucha22aldaco13 4 года назад +1

    Pete at @50:20 -oh my gosh I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I kept rewinding it. You’re reaction is the best!! Radon 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @auroracornejo1052
    @auroracornejo1052 3 года назад +1

    Love the background for Pete we can see him better

  • @francessalazar9868
    @francessalazar9868 2 года назад

    One cast at a time! 😂 at least your healing me one cast at a time with continuous non stop laughing 😂 love you brothers!🥰

  • @kathy9771
    @kathy9771 4 года назад +2

    So glad you guys are back! I know I can count on both of you to make me laugh. You guys are awesome! Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

  • @EricaNernie
    @EricaNernie 4 года назад +1

    So true. They had two of the world's biggest ocean liners in Sydney, Australia a few years back, and I tried to walk over the Sydney Harbour Bridge (6 lanes, plus two train lines), but was stopped by security. When I asked why he said "Bridge might tip"!!. Really.

  • @lifewithjimmy4389
    @lifewithjimmy4389 3 года назад +1

    You guys r killing me I literally peed my pants!! Omg!! I got no words!! 😂

  • @GoScience123
    @GoScience123 4 года назад

    19:00 the way pete leans his head back just to say the most deadpan "no" had me dying lmfao

  • @jimmybradley4253
    @jimmybradley4253 3 года назад

    "cross my fingers and tell jackie to sleep with her sneakers on" hahaha

  • @Sharoncat2008
    @Sharoncat2008 4 года назад +2

    I love your shows. Wrote you each a note and not sure you got them. I'm an Italian gal been in Real Estate for 40 years so I know about Radon, Surveying lots and moving away from fires, hurricanes, riots and other stuff. So many of my customers sold their over priced homes in CA and moved to SW Missouri which I think Sebastian appeared in Branson, MO a while back. I'm from Rochester, so Pete always cracks me up. You wouldn't believe what you could buy in this part of MO. I moved here from CA in 1980. I'd love to help you find a dream home here Sebastian and include some Italian cookies in the deal, lol. I'm at Sharon Cataldo Letson on facebook and I did send instragrams to you both, but don't think you saw them. Let me know if you got my cards in the mail and stay safe. I sat and laughed my head off especially the visual of Sebastian with Caruso at the Animal Habitat. That's how I was with my son always looking ahead for what might be a danger while other mothers were busy gabbing with their friends. I left this note since I'm not sure how to send either email or messages. I'm happy to have found you two and the relaxation watching you both and laughing my head off. Thanks so much. PS your purchase of your home should have shown some sort of survey or recorded in the assessor's office a plat map. You should get your own surveyor and sometimes a fence if it's up long enough determines a boundary even if it's wrong.

  • @georgehasleftthebuilding6621
    @georgehasleftthebuilding6621 4 года назад +2

    I feel like E.T. when I listen to these guys......HOOOOOOOOOOME ☝

  • @janegallardo4731
    @janegallardo4731 4 года назад +8

    fever and diarrhea can be caused by teething, mom of six, grandma of 11

  • @zachmunoz5589
    @zachmunoz5589 3 года назад

    I watch these episodes during my lunch break... fuckin dying of laughter

  • @sammilabozzetta8324
    @sammilabozzetta8324 2 года назад

    PETE - '" WHADDAYA GONNA BUNGY JUMP WITH YOUR DOG"! Love you ❤️

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy 3 года назад +1

    Hahah the bridge swings, you had me there, I’m leaving and don’t care about the in-laws left in the dust.

  • @SuperScottCrawford
    @SuperScottCrawford 3 года назад +1

    8:50 Lol - "Meddlecal attention"

  • @brandianderson287
    @brandianderson287 2 года назад

    These guys need to get together and write a sit-cpm. They aré so great!!!

  • @ds525252
    @ds525252 4 года назад +3

    You went to NC to get more material from her family 🤣. You are the best Sebastian.
    I’m new to hearing your partner but I really like his style too. I’m sure others know of him, so no disrespect intended.

  • @kindnick58
    @kindnick58 4 года назад +2

    The CAST is back BABY!

  • @normalong3728
    @normalong3728 4 года назад +3

    Sounds like you were at grandfather mountain.

  • @bkjager74
    @bkjager74 3 года назад +1

    You guys make my day !

  • @kylebennett7223
    @kylebennett7223 3 года назад +1

    top level comedy... favorite episode so far... y'all are great...thanks so much for the entertainment

  • @dywayne210
    @dywayne210 4 года назад +2

    This subject matter is hilarious

  • @bs9531
    @bs9531 4 года назад

    I couldn’t wait for this podcast!!!! I’m still in the first few minutes of the show... Just wanted to shout that out 👍

  • @Purpleflower57
    @Purpleflower57 4 года назад +1

    Lolllll love this!!! Got me laughing 😂 thank you!!!

  • @vinnyrac
    @vinnyrac 3 года назад +1

    Hey Pete: I do title insurance work. If your neighbor's surveyor planted stakes on your property it's possible you may have a legitimate problem. Get your title insurance policy and survey. If you don't have them contact the lawyer who represented you when you purchased. He/she should have them.

  • @kimberlypoole5325
    @kimberlypoole5325 3 года назад

    I live in North Carolina, about an hour away from where you were visiting our mountains. You should have done the swinging bridge. You called it a suspension bridge. I've been to that bridge & across it hundreds of times. Its safe enough. It does swing with the wind, which is thrilling. Lol...
    The mountains of NC are a good cure for just about anything.

  • @KatieJoMikell
    @KatieJoMikell 4 года назад +7

    Fever and diarrhea go with teething Sebastian.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 года назад +4

      Thank you. I refused to believe it when it first happened to my daughter but it's true.

    • @CiaoColeG
      @CiaoColeG 4 года назад +3

      Yes, my mom does daycare and this happens regularly with the teething babies

  • @HomeAmatuerRacer
    @HomeAmatuerRacer 3 года назад

    ... “medical attention” 🤣🤣🤣