The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 447 [FULL]

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  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2021
  • The guys have ideas to make sports more difficult and freezing young sperm for later on in life!
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  • @BrandonRicci21
    @BrandonRicci21 3 года назад +87

    Pete saying “We are back, baby!” is all the energy I need for the week

    • @Dianasviews
      @Dianasviews 3 года назад +5

      I need it everyday!!!🤣 I wish it would last longer! I was just telling my daughter I just need to here Pete open the show so my Saturday can begin!!!❤️🙏🏼

    • @mistaleesreversespeech7728
      @mistaleesreversespeech7728 3 года назад +1

      You like being alive? Don't take the vaccine.

  • @freehuman480
    @freehuman480 3 года назад +60

    Sab please pull some strings and get Pete some nice gigs. Bro you two are great together and Pete isn't kicking it like he deserves to be

    • @lowkeyAJ24
      @lowkeyAJ24 3 года назад +5

      Sebastian could’ve looked out for Pete a long time ago, but he’s too worried about his self even though Pete has been carrying this show the whole time.

    • @freehuman480
      @freehuman480 3 года назад

      @@lowkeyAJ24 that thing is this podcast is a very small part of his activities

    • @freehuman480
      @freehuman480 3 года назад +1

      @@lowkeyAJ24 I agree with you maybe after the pandemic he will help him

    • @loreneedwards6215
      @loreneedwards6215 3 года назад

      Fauci is a fraud and Covid has run its course

    • @davidbrotheridge10
      @davidbrotheridge10 2 года назад +1

      Said this last year why is Pete not in the Irish man as a little bit part or something.

  • @funkspinna
    @funkspinna 3 года назад +25

    Pete: "This might all be an edit right here, bro." LOL!

    • @mistaleesreversespeech7728
      @mistaleesreversespeech7728 3 года назад +2

      Pete thinks the idea of vampiring young blood is new? haha Its what hollywood pedophiles have been drinking for decades.

  • @stillholding4975
    @stillholding4975 3 года назад +30

    Damn! Pete killing it in this cast ! The 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cy8569
    @cy8569 3 года назад +16

    Pete is the truth serum with a sprinkle of humor - we all need that !💕💝💕

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 3 года назад +24

    Seriously this video deserves 1 million views lol 😆. These guys are hilarious!

  • @TheMilo246
    @TheMilo246 3 года назад +35

    Sebastian"what have you" Maniscalco

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +29

    *Pete's NFL Kicker rants has me crying just like Sebastian was. Hands down the best riffer since Patrice. An amazing Cast as usual.*

    • @2314gaylord
      @2314gaylord 3 года назад +3

      Right...Tinker Bell Lol. Hilarious

    • @vondelhaye
      @vondelhaye 3 года назад

      @@2314gaylord vpmmb b58 I'm l

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад

      @@vondelhaye English?....

  • @R.BAKER1000
    @R.BAKER1000 3 года назад +6

    Pete,"This can't be for free !" Never a truer statement ! Love the Cast !

  • @carolinachristine9675
    @carolinachristine9675 3 года назад +11

    Pete’s rants kill me
    Thanks boys 🙌🙌👍👍👏

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 3 года назад +39

    The Cast is starting to blur the line between podcast and comedy special.

  • @brautigan81
    @brautigan81 3 года назад +32

    Pete, you should demand a discount on your bill if your doctor ever brings up anything about his personal life. 10% per anecdote.

  • @chrismejia6274
    @chrismejia6274 3 года назад +10

    Pete is one of the best storytellers man. Type of guy you can crack a beer open with and just let him go!!!!

  • @lgray0234
    @lgray0234 3 года назад +6

    I worked for a dermatologist and he would ask questions or even went as far as to notice a pimple on someone’s face and check acne on the checkout sheet. Whatever you talk about or have even been going there for gets a check mark on the checkout sheet. That’s so they can bill your insurance for every single thing.
    I love listening to you both. You get me cracking up! 🤣🤣

  • @misterparker1573
    @misterparker1573 3 года назад +21

    Guys, I love your podcast; I'm voting for two episodes a week, by the way. Regarding a Superbowl halftime comedy show - Why not do an episode of "The Pete & Sebastian Show" as that halftime comedy show?

    • @andrewhogan6533
      @andrewhogan6533 3 года назад

      They’d be cancelled by the third quarter. How about we just keep this little gem to ourselves and let the idiots eat each other alive.

  • @carolclark9434
    @carolclark9434 3 года назад +6

    The Super Bowl commercials that we all need right now, the Budweiser commercials with Clydesdale horses and a message of hope for us all. I miss those so much. Great show gentlemen!

  • @blancagutierrez3861
    @blancagutierrez3861 3 года назад +7

    Pete is so handsome and humble spirited . I could see him taking the shirt off his back for his friend Sebastian and others 😊

  • @FemmeFatale101
    @FemmeFatale101 3 года назад +11

    I will watch the crew on Monday and I'll keep it streaming even if I don't like it. Just for Pete!

  • @AnasCorner
    @AnasCorner 3 года назад +17

    Pete, I will support you in whatever you do. I will definitely watch the show. Best of luck with your show Sebastian. Love you guys. Hugs from Miami.

    • @colessyndicated7716
      @colessyndicated7716 3 года назад +2

      I AM SUPPORTING PETE WHAT EVER HE DOES IM STREAMING JAMES SHOW TOO

    • @sam-the-man8500
      @sam-the-man8500 3 года назад

      FOR THE DORITOS ADD ITS CALLED SATAYEN HUMBLE HAMSTERDICK .ALSO, ITS A PAYCHECK TO LIKE YOU WOULDN'T. TAKE IT AND MAYBE IT WAS ON HIS BUCKET LIST TO BE IN A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL ....FYI IM A ITLIAN FROM SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO IM ON YOUR TEAM PIEZON... SOOO ZEATE

  • @ab12820
    @ab12820 3 года назад +10

    You guys are awesome!!! Thank you so much for making this podcast during these tough times. Is been non-stop laughing over here 😂

  • @greco37
    @greco37 3 года назад +11

    “Again this is the Pete and Sebastian show we know nothing, no facts, nothing” hahahaha

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 года назад

      hahaha Perfect Meet ya at the door with a Bottle of your Brand!!! hahaha "Gold"

  • @parlalune5532
    @parlalune5532 3 года назад +4

    Pete on NFL kicker: “and then this little guy comes skipping out like f*ck!n Dorothy on her way to Oz and saves the game... and sometimes he doesn’t even have a shoe on!”

  • @maryjensen5310
    @maryjensen5310 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for this nice birthday present. I turned 70 today. You guys made my day.

    • @carreekley7806
      @carreekley7806 3 года назад

      Happy 70th birthday🌞!

    • @jancan2507
      @jancan2507 3 года назад

      OH yeah Pete has the nicest hair

  • @CCCTTT3737
    @CCCTTT3737 3 года назад +1

    When pete said the kicker isn't wearing a shoe I lost it LOL

  • @GoScience123
    @GoScience123 3 года назад +1

    Pete's vision for the super bowl stand up halftime is actually genius imagine like Nick Thune with nothing else except a stool, mic and his guitar. Would be a legendary halftime show

  • @candydungca1465
    @candydungca1465 3 года назад +2

    Another awesome cast! Thanks Pete & Sebastian for bringing more laughter into our existence!!!!

  • @ASF-od5tm
    @ASF-od5tm 3 года назад +2

    "He might clinch, and break my finger off"
    I'm dead!! Lmao

  • @frann.8879
    @frann.8879 3 года назад +13

    Fantastic show...I’m never disappointed....laugh till I cry, that how I roll 🤣🤣😂😂👍👍🤗🤗 Thanks so much for doing this podcast-I look forward to this at the end of every week. Be safe, Be well✌️✌️😁😁

  • @FemmeFatale101
    @FemmeFatale101 3 года назад +5

    I'd get a new doctor. On yearly physical I complain about a years worth of stuff lmaooooo 😂

  • @deborahwimmer1773
    @deborahwimmer1773 3 года назад +3

    You two are simply the BEST !! Love to hear you laughing at one another’s 😂entertaining stories !!

  • @FemmeFatale101
    @FemmeFatale101 3 года назад +14

    Sebastian has type V blood Viking like his cologne lol.😂

  • @dianaoneil5469
    @dianaoneil5469 3 года назад +2

    If another problem is brought up during a physical, MD needs to do something about issue ie order a medication, order a test in order to bill an office visit along with the physical. Can’t bill office visit just bc you discussed a new issue.

  • @memichaelenglish
    @memichaelenglish 3 года назад +6

    This is the podcast world’s best kept secret. Only a matter of time before people catch on and this is pay for content. Too good. Love these guys. Hilarious.

  • @dougferris5678
    @dougferris5678 3 года назад +5

    Love you Both, I look so forward to listening and seeing you both every week. Thank you!!!

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 3 года назад +1

    LOL Pete's comment about the kicker "sometimes he's not even wearing a shoe".

  • @nspg4025
    @nspg4025 3 года назад +4

    “It can’t be free, it can’t be free... what are we doing?”

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 3 года назад +7

    In a doctor's physical - the whole point of the physical is for the doctor to ask various questions to see if there is any health problems especially middle aged and elderly people - it should not be an extra charge for each question about current symptoms.

  • @lisah7304
    @lisah7304 3 года назад +10

    PETE & SEBASTIAN COOKING SHOW, with edibles LOL just sayn'

  • @anthonylaspin2579
    @anthonylaspin2579 3 года назад +3

    I die every time Pete’s hits the one hitta 😎

    • @carreekley7806
      @carreekley7806 3 года назад

      Which is often😁!
      I Can't get enough of these fuckin' guys!

  • @albrown1812
    @albrown1812 3 года назад +22

    A these two dudes are fucking hilarious,just being themselves and how honest they are with each other,its dope
    @ about 1:02 it got real mobbish 😆😎

    • @jcmn02
      @jcmn02 3 года назад +1

      This is Insanity.

  • @1veryfunnygirl
    @1veryfunnygirl 3 года назад +4

    I adore you two!!! Thanks for keepin' it free Pete 😍 thanks for sharing for real 😙

  • @jaysonfate8422
    @jaysonfate8422 3 года назад +6

    Prince Halftime Show is worth watching.

    • @82cj8
      @82cj8 3 года назад +1

      So would Jimi Hendrix, but alas they're now dead.........................

    • @carreekley7806
      @carreekley7806 3 года назад +1

      Said the same...thought Sebastian would think that, as well?

  • @Dianasviews
    @Dianasviews 3 года назад

    It’s Thursday I’m rewatching and wishing I had a new podcast from these two everyday🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😓 they put me so at ease it’s a blessing for this mama of 4. ❤️keep up the great work guys! Thanks for the laughs and hangout vibes. Please never change! No guests no scripts no ads just raw friends kicking it and talking smack. It’s the best! ❤️☺️

  • @freespirit54321
    @freespirit54321 3 года назад +5

    Never seen Pete so passionate about anything else before. He's got to have his half time show.

    • @maryhoppenworth2501
      @maryhoppenworth2501 3 года назад +1

      That's actually a great idea. I'd prefer that over a musical performance.

  • @Leo-bt3ce
    @Leo-bt3ce 3 года назад +5

    Hey Pete! What about you giving us a solo cast once a week ...I think a lot of us would agree... with all this crap going on you would be helping us out guy!!!!

    • @brat1276
      @brat1276 3 года назад

      Have US as co hosts lol

  • @whiterabbit4606
    @whiterabbit4606 3 года назад +1

    You guys are amazing. Such chemistry. Your personalities totally compliment each other. I found your show last month and I have been binging all the old episodes in between the new episodes and, honestly, the two of you are getting me through this pandemic. I love your show so much. I put it on, crack a beer, and I feel like I'm sitting with a pair of buddies at the bar. Thank you so much for all this great laughter and conversation. :)

  • @michelleerin91
    @michelleerin91 3 года назад +15

    I’m laughing out loud like completely forget Pandemic

  • @nspg4025
    @nspg4025 3 года назад +3

    I would have a brand new doctor within seconds, Pete... my doctor would never do that

  • @chantalsslippersondeedeesf4853
    @chantalsslippersondeedeesf4853 3 года назад +5

    Pete, you're are so funny lol That's the Insurance companies fault with the Dr. Visits!!

  • @jaysonfate8422
    @jaysonfate8422 3 года назад

    Pete is right, this should not be free ANYMORE!
    One of the best podcast show out there.

  • @victoryak86
    @victoryak86 2 месяца назад

    I know this episode is 3 yrs old or if anyone will read this. Just watching old episodes, can’t get enough of these two. Why I like it so much is what they both bring to the table. Here in 2024 Pete’s about to be touring withSebastian as well so he’s promoting Pete plenty at least now. The thing I was thinking tho is why doesn’t Seb have Pete on that Discovery show, esp the one abt pot in food.

  • @SEYEBONOMUSIC-2
    @SEYEBONOMUSIC-2 3 года назад +2

    LOLOLOL!!!😂 Pete and Sebastian stranded on a deserted island. *Sebastian:* "Care for some wine?" | *Pete:* "Na...You go ahead. Never touch the stuff."

    • @jcmn02
      @jcmn02 3 года назад

      Yes more please. More funny. I need this.

  • @miketko
    @miketko 3 года назад +7

    Pete. You gotta get off that fake news. Good for you Sebastian

  • @recoveringweirdo5050
    @recoveringweirdo5050 3 года назад +2

    To clear this up about the routine physical. When your insurance covered the ROUTINE PHYSICAL at a 100% there are only certain things that they will cover. If you bring up a medical issue UNRELATED to the routine physical it will cause a separate charge. A good tip is to be clear you are only there for the physical AND get the list of lab work they want to do and check with your insurance to make sure they are routine test, for example vitamin test and shots are usually not covered 100%

  • @Karenmorford
    @Karenmorford 3 года назад +5

    Not fair I’m only in a couple minutes to the “cast” but nooooo way, Jordan is king! Pete, damn finished “Animal Kingdom!” How long do we have to wait for season five??? Hope you and family are well, God bless

  • @andreacruise9830
    @andreacruise9830 3 года назад +2

    I was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face during your discussion about the doctor. Lol super funny podcast guys

  • @tabbyabbey
    @tabbyabbey 3 года назад +1

    We have our tickets in hand to see Pete in Royersford Pa!! Can not Wait!!!!!!!

  • @alexander.chance
    @alexander.chance 3 года назад +3

    Pete your such a perfect compliment to Sebastian.. perfect combo...right on the 💰

  • @Motown51
    @Motown51 3 года назад +1

    "the bite and smile" hahah. Reminded me of the frozen yogurt bit. "ohhhhhhhh pomegranate-yummmmm"

  • @TradingFrenzy
    @TradingFrenzy 3 года назад +1

    The Crew with Kevin James is hilarious, great writing Pete!

  • @Elenitsa3
    @Elenitsa3 3 года назад +1

    You guys are the best !! Thanks for the laughs it feels like you’re family !! Best healthy laughs...so much needed during these strange times !!

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 3 года назад

    I am continuously amazed at how relaxed and fun your podcast is. I always feel like I am in a restaurant in a booth behind the two of you and listen to you talking.

  • @CR-bu9il
    @CR-bu9il Год назад

    Hello my dears. Love you two. So authentic. The world will be a better place because of you two.

  • @michelleerin91
    @michelleerin91 3 года назад +3

    I want to tell you I live for your podcast please try to do 2 in a week you make me laugh and I’m so grateful thank you!!!

  • @eveclass716
    @eveclass716 3 года назад +2

    O" shiiiiiit! The young blood idea 💡 fantastic 👏 😂

  • @RIVALContentJammerz
    @RIVALContentJammerz 3 года назад +2

    Stroh's signature is something extra!

  • @joannaforrest1380
    @joannaforrest1380 3 года назад

    we can't give this shit away, it can't be free, this show can't be free! LMAO!
    love you two together, you get me through the challenges of daily life.THANK YOU!!! GOD BLESS YOU BOTH!

  • @cbomben
    @cbomben 3 года назад +1

    MJ #23 all the way. Brady, no grazie! Thanks so much for these casts!!
    Love and peace from Rome.

  • @lizjo7213
    @lizjo7213 3 года назад

    Super Bowl commercial should have been a clip of these two talkin...Love you guys!!!

  • @trudygordon5771
    @trudygordon5771 3 года назад

    And Pete , you’re fricking hilarious , on the ball , come backs are amazing .

  • @user-cm6do9ky8j
    @user-cm6do9ky8j 3 года назад +2

    You guys make my night. Thanks for the 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatguyovathere8684
    @thatguyovathere8684 3 года назад +4

    3 mins in man Pete feels this on a different level people the thought of losing both parents to him was a real possibility! He ignored it never told US ! Pete
    Put a smile 😃 on his face still made us laugh weekly . Mom makes it he hangs on to the hope and prayers only to lose his beloved father his idol , his dad , his hero , his Superman . To see things in this country unfold like it is hits a nerve and emotion NOBODY CAN RELATE TO ! SOOOO KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT POLITICS AND OPINIONS TO YOURSELF CAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE WALKING 🚶 IN HIS SHOES 👟! LET THE MAN VENT ! Capeesh😎👌🇮🇹 don’t make me send a guy a friend of ours

  • @nanetteredman2713
    @nanetteredman2713 3 года назад +1

    Over the oak tree. OMG!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @becxoxo4627
    @becxoxo4627 3 года назад +2

    Was so looking forward to this. Great show guys. Thanks for the laugh. Keep well and safe.

  • @deronkowalski9426
    @deronkowalski9426 3 года назад

    Sebastian, pretty sure Brady's daughter was holding his MVP trophy! Huge fan of you guys! Be good and see you in AC!

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 3 года назад +1

    its a cold winter morning im right here with a hot cup of coffee listening to this awesome podcast

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew2373 3 года назад +7

    Oh, man , you guys have me laughing so hard! Cabernet caused you to have a D-Cup!!! LOL! And, I had my physical and asked to check my blood type and they said they don't test for blood type. What???? They said for me to give blood to find out! I don't weigh enough to do that.

    • @SugSean
      @SugSean 3 года назад +1

      I was listening to this while brushing my teeth and spat toothpaste all over the mirror when he said who knew Cabinet could give you a d cup! 😂😂😂

    • @SugSean
      @SugSean 3 года назад

      Okay when Pete said “did you notice tits and thought we should do a t test! I’m done😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jostandefer3582
    @jostandefer3582 3 года назад +7

    Sebastian you’d do a commercial in a heartbeat 😂

  • @Jelena.Mrksic
    @Jelena.Mrksic 3 года назад +1

    Pete is correct on annual physical and getting charged if other questions are asked. It happened to me too. I did research on it and because a “yearly physical” has a specific set of “questions” that are considered part of physical exam, the doctors will charge for an “actual visit” if you deviate from those “yearly physical” questions. Annual exams or yearly physical are typically 100% covered by the health insurance; however, a doctor’s visit is not. And most, if not all doctors, tack on a “doctor’s visit” charge in addition to an annual exam.

  • @victoryak86
    @victoryak86 2 месяца назад

    How does Sebastian not have Pete as a special guest on the Food Network episode regarding “pot in food?” He should be on that show!!!

  • @tedpurcher7674
    @tedpurcher7674 3 года назад +1

    The kicker shit was hilarious

  • @FPBMedia
    @FPBMedia 3 года назад

    LOL, but ok, you were literally in a Super Bowl Ad with Prince. Love you guys.

  • @alexander.chance
    @alexander.chance 3 года назад +2

    Sebastian please make a clip about the football kicker!🤣🙏😃 hilarious..and the weed gummies!all of it bros...ty from the bottom of my heart...good stuff😁keeps me up with the times

  • @caseyjoyce3395
    @caseyjoyce3395 3 года назад +2

    Consistently hilarious 😂

  • @vincebrocato7549
    @vincebrocato7549 3 года назад

    Referred to Doc, who was light in his loafers, and his exam of my prostate seemed to go on forever! I never went back...

  • @morganbiscaglio4377
    @morganbiscaglio4377 3 года назад

    Oh the joy you two bring 🙌🏼

  • @Stephlovesnapping
    @Stephlovesnapping 3 года назад +1

    I miss the Budweiser frogs 🐸 🐸 🐸

  • @TheKingterOFF
    @TheKingterOFF 3 года назад

    Pete you are a genius man! Would love to see you perform live !!

  • @abogadaadelante3125
    @abogadaadelante3125 3 года назад +13

    Check into alternative and homeopathic medicine. No need for the MD that's charging by the paragraph.

    • @cy8569
      @cy8569 3 года назад +2

      What ever happened to doctors who genuinely care for your pain and health ?

    • @SirenOffspring
      @SirenOffspring 3 года назад

      @@cy8569 lol

    • @SirenOffspring
      @SirenOffspring 3 года назад

      Hard to afford that when you have to pay for INS anyway.

  • @dtruth5769
    @dtruth5769 3 года назад +1

    Doesn't Sebastian look and sound like he could be Vin Diesels long lost Italian brother.

  • @susanloperena1964
    @susanloperena1964 3 года назад +2

    I love this show I crack up the whole time. You guys are really funny and the laughter us real. I start laughing so hard. Keep it up!!!!!😊😊😊

  • @jcmn02
    @jcmn02 3 года назад +9

    Love yoou's guys! You are the best, so funny. You are the only thing making sense in this world right now!wtf Keep it going please. lol

  • @adventurecapitalist5001
    @adventurecapitalist5001 3 года назад +1

    I agree with Pete.
    A great standup act during halftime would make history.
    A bad act would also make history.
    Who will be the first?

  • @bs9531
    @bs9531 3 года назад

    I gotta drink more wine 🤣😂😅 Good laughs again. Thanks guys!

  • @larrysarracini3282
    @larrysarracini3282 3 года назад

    Comedy GOLD - love you guys...

  • @jeannec8053
    @jeannec8053 2 года назад

    I think the comics’ agents play a big part in how their careers pan out. Maybe Pete should change his agent.

  • @fitinsideout
    @fitinsideout 3 года назад

    Jumping on to Netflix now for Pete!

  • @kynamatthewson7702
    @kynamatthewson7702 2 года назад

    I avoid the news by watching stuff like this. You get more relevance.

  • @charles9754
    @charles9754 2 года назад

    Love you guys! Always a joy to listen to this free funny!

  • @josephinemiceli7911
    @josephinemiceli7911 3 года назад

    You guys are killing me with laughter 💙💙