Cooking with Abigail - Jack Stauber

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  • @Antiquechainsaw
    @Antiquechainsaw 4 года назад +9335

    abigail: trying to cook
    the fig: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you

    • @laniiez101
      @laniiez101 4 года назад +21

      Hi iggy in ur pfp

    • @brittlebone00
      @brittlebone00 4 года назад +7

      n o

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +23

      reading these comments feels like having a stroke

    • @hatkid4117
      @hatkid4117 4 года назад +1

      @@thatoneguy9582 yes

    • @tatumsanchez4086
      @tatumsanchez4086 4 года назад +2

      @Drawing Donuts Duwang is the fan-given nickname for what used to be the only English translation available of the fourth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable. It is widely known for being a fairly poor translation of the original and is said to have been done by a single person in a very short amount of time.

  • @Boooo
    @Boooo 5 лет назад +14359

    Salt: "The fig said something horrible about you."
    The Fig: *speaks straight facts*

    • @theverylastkorok7080
      @theverylastkorok7080 5 лет назад +427

      They hated figsus Christ for he told the truth.
      Jokes aside that’s how most take the truth.

    • @sun18planethumanscrushonea46
      @sun18planethumanscrushonea46 4 года назад +149

      That's why they call them salty but there already salt

    • @rodrigo-tj1gf
      @rodrigo-tj1gf 4 года назад +71

      The truth hurts, Abigail just can't accept it

    • @shinghidrah65
      @shinghidrah65 4 года назад +35

      like it or not he spittin straight facts rn

    • @bruhluigi4436
      @bruhluigi4436 4 года назад +19

      Are you me from another dimension

  • @nerdleturtle152
    @nerdleturtle152 5 лет назад +6661

    Abigail: two shots of vodka
    The salt: *p u r i f y t h e f i g s r o t*

    • @hilo_milo16
      @hilo_milo16 5 лет назад +11

      HAHAHA

    • @Dark.Bowser
      @Dark.Bowser 5 лет назад +4

      No she had 2 bottles!

    • @techsupportengineer5781
      @techsupportengineer5781 4 года назад

      Your grammar is the only thing here that is rotten.

    • @techsupportengineer5781
      @techsupportengineer5781 4 года назад

      @Charlotte Adamy 1. Your grammar is terrible.
      2. Grammar doesn't refer to spelling, dumbass.
      3. "Figs" is missing a comma in the comment.

    • @Luckylylac
      @Luckylylac 4 года назад +1

      @@techsupportengineer5781 correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 80% sure the rot is the fig's; and in that case, no, there would NOT be a comma after figs.

  • @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420
    @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 2 года назад +6525

    The thing I love about Jack Stauber is that he never explains his songs, he just lets the audience interpret them however they want.

    • @tnttiger3079
      @tnttiger3079 Год назад

      I'd push back against this somewhat.
      There's a rather cowardly streak in contemporary art of creating art that says _nothing_. It's 'up to you!' to interpret what you want to take away from it. Often it's branded as counter-cultural and avant-garde, but in reality, it's empty. In this emptiness, it's marketable, consumable, lowest-common-denominator- it confronts people with nothing, so is readily appropriated by hegemonic corporate power.
      Rosencreutz did a great video on this- 'Financing Silence' (ruclips.net/video/Fly6nXhQI20/видео.html)
      I mention this to _contrast_ this to Stauber- because Stauber emphatically does the _opposite_ of this.
      His work is SMOTHERED in implicit, didactic meaning. It _yells_ it at you- it's unignorable. Yes, he does not explain it metatextually, but that's not because ye lets the viewer 'interpret however they want'- it's because his art _speaks for itself_.
      You _can't_ interpret it however you want, because the author's intended interpretation is so blatantly spoken in the art itself. Not to say that this meaning is obvious- on the contrary, it's near exclusively obfuscated- but so too is a dark tunnel obfuscated. Despite this, for those adventurous to plumb it's depths, the tunnel can only lead them in a singular, intentional, direction.

    • @Plasmariel
      @Plasmariel Год назад +33

      You'll love Joe Hawley

    • @lunaria973
      @lunaria973 Год назад +21

      @@Plasmariel yeah he’s cool, Tally Hall is cool

    • @citricocomecadaveres
      @citricocomecadaveres Год назад +14

      ​@@lunaria973 HECK YEAAH TALLY HALL IS SO GOOODDD I LOVE THOSE GUYSSSS

    • @zomo333
      @zomo333 Год назад +3

      That’s cause his songs are art

  • @Glucosedriven
    @Glucosedriven 5 лет назад +8815

    Fig: Says something horrible
    Abigail: I'm about to purify this man's whole rot

    • @ashbygames
      @ashbygames 5 лет назад +64

      UNDERRATED

    • @DeathbyProxy
      @DeathbyProxy 5 лет назад +32

      Best comment I’ve seen in a while

    • @bananabatman5088
      @bananabatman5088 5 лет назад +18

      LITERALLY UNDERATED I-

    • @skeliosis3229
      @skeliosis3229 4 года назад +9

      *GUYS DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT THERE ARE 911 LIKES*

    • @felixduley6809
      @felixduley6809 4 года назад +15

      I literally laughed out loud holy shit

  • @eelyr928
    @eelyr928 4 года назад +3657

    The melody during the ‘colorful dinners unfold’ part is just so unsettling, I love it

    • @maceymccagh3938
      @maceymccagh3938 4 года назад +19

      Yea I thought that to plus jacks songs are said to be cursed

    • @kaireee6459
      @kaireee6459 4 года назад +3

      I know right!?!?

    • @magmalishus154
      @magmalishus154 4 года назад +6

      @kisame hashigaki how do you know him?

    • @maceymccagh3938
      @maceymccagh3938 4 года назад +4

      @kisame hashigaki yes I enjoy it

    • @tumbus420
      @tumbus420 4 года назад +13

      d i s s o n a n c e

  • @thebigbadbeanman
    @thebigbadbeanman 5 лет назад +9472

    When is the fig releasing an album

    • @clodcat5550
      @clodcat5550 5 лет назад +84

      In about 100 years

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 5 лет назад +104

      David Bowie released like 25 albums dude. This sounds like his older work.

    • @anavhs9810
      @anavhs9810 5 лет назад +36

      dudeee he dead, don't you see he's in the sky after talking to Abi?

    • @atacospamminglucasboi3669
      @atacospamminglucasboi3669 5 лет назад +1

      ZephyrFox1209 StuffZ 2069

    • @sophisticated731
      @sophisticated731 5 лет назад +20

      Ana VHS Wow, maybe she did purify its rot. And now it's in a better place

  • @candythegremlin
    @candythegremlin 2 года назад +2535

    My favorite part about this is how Abigail gently holds the fig while it unloads its emotions. Also that weird moan the old men keep making is so creepy, love it.

    • @Bluz_Spiral0
      @Bluz_Spiral0 Год назад +98

      I thought the "creepy moan" was just the fig crying since he just looks really sad

    • @candythegremlin
      @candythegremlin Год назад +16

      @@Bluz_Spiral0 Aw.. poor fig..

    • @darthfett1288
      @darthfett1288 Год назад +46

      Yes, I find the old men to be the weirdest part. Abigail's forefathers, I guess? A metaphor for expectation?

    • @ThearghTheSecond
      @ThearghTheSecond Год назад

      i thought it was just literally old men being creepy @@darthfett1288

    • @HayesSheppard-b1c
      @HayesSheppard-b1c 4 месяца назад +21

      @@darthfett1288 Maybe just creeps who aren't interested in her cooking, just her instead?

  • @tigerscar7008
    @tigerscar7008 4 года назад +9232

    Does anybody else find it crazy that most of Jack Staber's videos are almost all about one to two minutes long but it feels like a full experience when watching one.

  • @justabridget
    @justabridget 4 года назад +10727

    Fig: being real and depressed
    Salt: Y’all hear sum? Think the fig talking shit 👀

    • @americanus_ursus
      @americanus_ursus 4 года назад +434

      “So this bitch fig said sum~”

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 года назад +196

      Salt: *”aye the fig be talking shit, go kill him or bake him into a pie.”*
      Sugar cubes : *”that shit disrespectful”*

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 года назад +8

      mnirva mnirva bruh dont send me some cursed shit

    • @sewah3012
      @sewah3012 4 года назад +32

      “girl abigail this bitch fig was talking shit wanna go fight that little stanky little bitch 😾🙄”

    • @metaknight6189
      @metaknight6189 4 года назад +2

      Kinda scary in a way

  • @pieroshiki
    @pieroshiki 5 лет назад +11685

    Abigail: **cooking**
    Salt: *_yO fIG BE TALKING SMACK BOUT' YOU GURL_*

    • @actuallytord
      @actuallytord 5 лет назад +398

      Salty ass salt.

    • @trashcant6499
      @trashcant6499 5 лет назад +124

      *sO AbIgAil'S a LesbIAn?*

    • @trashcant6499
      @trashcant6499 5 лет назад +45

      @Sage Markham the salt's talking to a *girl* saying
      *Yo fig be talking smack bout you GURL*

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 5 лет назад +17

      Poor fig.....

    • @squid2786
      @squid2786 5 лет назад +40

      Fig finna talking shit

  • @glorywith3rs52
    @glorywith3rs52 2 года назад +1048

    My name is Abigail. I play this everytime I make instant ramen.
    The "cooking" part may not be there but with Abigail? Definitely.

    • @Pichupichu126
      @Pichupichu126 Год назад +79

      Did the fig said something horrible about you?

    • @You-are-definitely-right-but
      @You-are-definitely-right-but Год назад +72

      ⁠@@Pichupichu126 If so, you better purify it’s rot.

    • @Discofrog
      @Discofrog Год назад +29

      Do you cook in a pretty apron?

    • @Reckrek
      @Reckrek Год назад +29

      CHECK YOUR WINDOWS!

    • @Abimations7
      @Abimations7 Год назад +5

      Also Abi, imma bake a cheesecake now

  • @logical_141
    @logical_141 5 лет назад +8724

    The Fig; Giving a deep speech of how he’s miserable of watching what Abigail has to endure, and pleading for forgiveness.
    Abigail; Okay lol

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 лет назад +66

      k lol

    • @trashcant6499
      @trashcant6499 4 года назад +16

      K

    • @wow_a_raccoon
      @wow_a_raccoon 4 года назад +106

      *cOOKinG wIth AbiGAil, haVing sUch fUn* :D

    • @nerco8194
      @nerco8194 4 года назад +51

      @Niko!
      w a l k i n g a r o u n d i n a p r e t t y a p r o n

    • @isaacgaleao
      @isaacgaleao 4 года назад +40

      @@nerco8194 colorful mistery and

  • @greentea4617
    @greentea4617 5 лет назад +13975

    Abigail: *literally just cooking*
    The salt shaker: *Ok sO tHe fIg-*

  • @No-qb2me
    @No-qb2me 2 года назад +3803

    It’s the fact that after the fig says his true feelings, Abigail starts reacting to the song lyrics. when it says “ walking around in a pretty apron” she frowns at the words before going back to that happy smile. And the fact her head is bobbing and leaning is almost as if she is getting lackadaisical and crushing the eggs. She is starting to care less and less about the cooking show. It’s not like people care, all they want to do is ogle at her

    • @ketholenuonakhro6904
      @ketholenuonakhro6904 2 года назад +58

      Hhm and I think Jack was the cameraman of the cooking show.

    • @T_E_G
      @T_E_G 2 года назад +99

      She’s also having some kind of lazy eye, like she’s almost loosing sanity or something

    • @tit-sucker-3000
      @tit-sucker-3000 Год назад +3

      im sorry what was that word

    • @randomig152
      @randomig152 Год назад +42

      and then something goes wrong in the kitchen, which is why there is smoke at the end

    • @hallamhal
      @hallamhal Год назад +22

      She pulls the same frowny face the first time around at colorful dinners, I think that's just her focused face

  • @duggyrulz85
    @duggyrulz85 Год назад +1209

    My understanding is that when the salt shakers say that "the fig said something horrible about Abigail" and she goes to the fig, the fig never says anything at her directly, which means technically the fig DIDN'T say anything bad about her. This means that the salt shakers made that up so that she would get immediately mad and silence the fig before it could speak the truth about her cooking show and the creeps who make and fund it.

    • @FuntimeFreddy00
      @FuntimeFreddy00 10 месяцев назад +14

      makes sense

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 5 месяцев назад +43

      Looks to me like: she really wants to be a cook but she's on a children's show where she's just a model doing the cooking so it doesn't matter to the producers if the cooking is horrible, so she's kept in a false illusion that she's a great cook (producer is the ugly greedy dude in the picture frame with her, not the window those are viewers)

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 5 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@kashmirwillwin3124I thought it was more that is was a regular cooking show, but people only watch to gawk at her instead of watch her cook.

    • @cain300moblabel
      @cain300moblabel 4 месяца назад +6

      they purify it's rot could mean show him the truth i think that it's simply you dig to deep into something searching for the bad you won't notice the good Abigail is a good cook she's won trophies and she has a show but when you say hey look people only look at you for unholy needs then you'll see that

    • @LunaKBLunatic
      @LunaKBLunatic 4 месяца назад +7

      @@cain300moblabel That gets me thinking. What if the trophy she won is also part of the lie? The person gawking at her throughout the show is in the background of the picture where she has that trophy. What if Abigail truly wants to cook, but was lied to about it like how the show is a lie? In fact, throughout the song it's never stated that she's good at cooking. Her apron is pretty, the dinners are mysterious and colorful, she has a dream to cook.
      What if she's actually bad at cooking and it's part of why the fig can't stand to see her go on being lied to, not only about the show but her actual skill?

  • @drn1069
    @drn1069 4 года назад +5697

    If yo girl is
    "Having such fun"
    "Walking around in a pretty apron"
    Making "colourful dinners"
    that ain't your girl thats abigail

    • @sweetpumpkinpie2806
      @sweetpumpkinpie2806 4 года назад +113

      Faxx and if shes talking to salt and pepper shakes and fig you know for a fact

    • @Toast.808
      @Toast.808 4 года назад +6

      Why does this have 1 reply 😭

    • @swagdog7241
      @swagdog7241 4 года назад +49

      And if her dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes then you can’t survey her any longer

    • @orderlymilk
      @orderlymilk 4 года назад +7

      my name is abigail mwahaha

    • @manrattt
      @manrattt 4 года назад +3

      😔 damn..

  • @mrsmamalove
    @mrsmamalove 5 лет назад +14055

    My theory is that Abigail never liked cooking, and her dad always wanted her to be a cook so he trained her to believe she loved cooking. She starts a cooking show, and by now, she genuinely loves cooking and is very good at it. But everyone who watches it only loves her “pretty apron” (pretty body & face) and the fig is her inner feelings about all of this. The salt is her father/ family. The money is all the funds she gets from the show.

    • @nl125
      @nl125 5 лет назад +217

      Wow

    • @starsaregrrreat
      @starsaregrrreat 4 года назад +204

      chaotic good i love this theory

    • @Proj3ta
      @Proj3ta 4 года назад +44

      Bruh

    • @Sh1tSmuggler
      @Sh1tSmuggler 4 года назад +69

      You guys go re really deep into this.

    • @thebreadman2379
      @thebreadman2379 4 года назад +337

      Yeah imma add something to this. The people who keep showing up randomly at the window are viewers of the show and her smashing the eggs is her frustration about the whole thing. Also shown by the fig. The smoke at the end is her going mad and burning the kitchen down . If I sound too invested in this whole thing it's just because I love to theorise on stuff like this

  • @basiI
    @basiI 4 года назад +3159

    Fig: spilling his heart out trying to express his emotions
    Abagail: 👁👄👁

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 4 года назад +48

      👁__👁

    • @cristinaramos2176
      @cristinaramos2176 4 года назад +19

      The fig is Abigail’s feelings

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 4 года назад +10

      cristina ramos no shit sherlock

    • @MEOO00W
      @MEOO00W 4 года назад

      XD

    • @fluf3938
      @fluf3938 4 года назад +10

      The salt: A Y O HE TALKING SHET

  • @jennifertheegg4779
    @jennifertheegg4779 Год назад +177

    "Its not easy to say how I feel, please forgive me.."
    OUCH ALL OF THAT WAS REAL OUT OF NOWHERE 😨😨😨

  • @Miimster
    @Miimster 6 лет назад +497

    i cant believe abigail is how to basic, look how she cracks those eggs, perfect technique

    • @bituin5908
      @bituin5908 6 лет назад

      probably related to him

    • @abigailsmith6138
      @abigailsmith6138 5 лет назад

      I know I am

    • @bernarda1247
      @bernarda1247 2 месяца назад +1

      @@abigailsmith6138you’ll never be her 👿👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

  • @ZVELUVV
    @ZVELUVV 5 лет назад +542

    Jack Stauber Jingles: *Exist*
    Theorist: *_Its free real estate_*

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 4 года назад +1350

    abigail: *puls out a bowl*
    salt shaker: sO I HEARD-

    • @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210
      @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210 4 года назад +17

      Salt shaker:Let me spill da tea!

    • @manicdosed
      @manicdosed 4 года назад +2

      Pulls* not puls.

    • @doreentheflower8151
      @doreentheflower8151 4 года назад +5

      @@manicdosed grammar police

    • @manicdosed
      @manicdosed 4 года назад +1

      ¿Døreen Bermudez? Alert I’m the grammar police lol.

    • @orsemcore
      @orsemcore 4 года назад +1

      Oh my god! So flipping funny ! ohhh my good! reddit/ r big chungus :D:DD:D:D::D

  • @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713
    @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713 2 года назад +390

    The twist is that the old men are simply interested in her recipes

    • @dallasthedirtbag
      @dallasthedirtbag Год назад +10

      I really like this

    • @LilaHubert-jl9zd
      @LilaHubert-jl9zd Год назад +14

      THEY WANNA DAT POTATOE SALAD

    • @Ansleay
      @Ansleay 8 месяцев назад

      That fig thinks the men want her? Nah, they just want the potato salad

    • @nc234
      @nc234 3 месяца назад +1

      And they paid her 4 the recipe

  • @julianpalizzi3866
    @julianpalizzi3866 4 года назад +15360

    okay but stan abigail for not being angry at the fig for telling his true feelings

  • @flowerstan5616
    @flowerstan5616 4 года назад +3506

    Abigail: **exists**
    Salt n stuff: *T H E F R E A K I N G F I G S A I D S H I T M A A M*

    • @mikeycpikey
      @mikeycpikey 4 года назад +57

      I love how you said freaking and then you say shit

    • @dankvids1033
      @dankvids1033 4 года назад +11

      that one kid in your clads

    • @thedoomslayermovedaccount8094
      @thedoomslayermovedaccount8094 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes, copied comment

    • @stormtrooperg2372
      @stormtrooperg2372 4 года назад +3

      A joke isn’t funny when you copy it from another person.

    • @dnieves211
      @dnieves211 4 года назад +6

      Abigail:*vibing*
      Salts:FIG SAID BE TALKING STOOPID STUFF TO U MA’AM
      Fig:*spiting out his feelings and stuff*
      Abigail:?👄?
      Me:boi fig spitting out his sweet lil words and u like boi wAt

  • @Anthony_mock
    @Anthony_mock 5 лет назад +352

    The fig’s part is just so serene to me. The voice jack used is so beautiful

  • @mags2226
    @mags2226 Год назад +177

    I really like that the voice that speaks what they feel and seems to be the core of why "abigail" wanted to cook in the first place is a fig, one of the earliest cultivated foods by people according to what we currently know about anthropology. it could be a coincidence, but a fig seems like a very specific choice and something you wouldn't typically see in your kitchen, or even, say, your average cooking video on youtube or tiktok

  • @edenm6822
    @edenm6822 5 лет назад +992

    I love how when the fig is talking, crossed fingers pass in the background to show that the man in the picture is lying.

    • @junothedragonslayer2997
      @junothedragonslayer2997 5 лет назад +11

      Eden Lul no that’s the 👌 meme

    • @stultusdolorosa
      @stultusdolorosa 5 лет назад +7

      @@junothedragonslayer2997 Ok 👌🏻

    • @junothedragonslayer2997
      @junothedragonslayer2997 5 лет назад +7

      👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌

    • @Aqua750
      @Aqua750 5 лет назад +14

      *purify it's rot* 👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌

    • @paulosergiodasfontes8763
      @paulosergiodasfontes8763 5 лет назад +18

      Fun fact: ' Fig' is a way of saying "crossed finger" in my language

  • @LAM_pr0
    @LAM_pr0 5 лет назад +863

    Abigal: does anything
    Random deformed guy: bruh this girl talented

  • @tammylargent8543
    @tammylargent8543 5 лет назад +4291

    So basically :
    "Aye yo girl lemme spill some tea, that bitchin fig been talkin bout you."

  • @VerticalDoggo
    @VerticalDoggo 3 месяца назад +11

    People say Jack relies on the quirky aspect of his music to be considered a good singer. Jack really does sing beautifully when you listen for him past the mixing. This video captures that in a wonderful way. 👏👏💚

  • @sofirejdukowski665
    @sofirejdukowski665 4 года назад +503

    Fig: it’s not easy saying what I feel...
    Abigail: WaLkInG aRoUnD iN a PrEtTy ApRoN

    • @drewmaiden6840
      @drewmaiden6840 4 года назад +3

      kenny chesney

    • @mnirvamnirva6412
      @mnirvamnirva6412 4 года назад +1

      @@drewmaiden6840 stock image film ruclips.net/video/g1Ijgn9t-4w/видео.html stock image youtube comment

    • @avaa2983
      @avaa2983 4 года назад

      @@mnirvamnirva6412 ok?

  • @Jesus-christ05
    @Jesus-christ05 5 лет назад +1387

    can we please talk about how angelic jacks voice is

    • @fadingo2175
      @fadingo2175 5 лет назад +30

      look even jesus likes it

    • @Wabungus2
      @Wabungus2 5 лет назад +7

      Of course he is

    • @aidanniblock6186
      @aidanniblock6186 5 лет назад +3

      Look if your Jesus then answer this. Is Jack stauber a angel and that is why his voice is so heavenly? Answer me that "Jesus".

    • @elzebub5
      @elzebub5 5 лет назад +3

      Jesus Christ ikrrr

    • @Jesus-christ05
      @Jesus-christ05 5 лет назад +8

      @@aidanniblock6186 he was specially designed and sent down as an angel

  • @alyssareynolds2350
    @alyssareynolds2350 5 лет назад +2459

    reminder to watch his ads so the ad revenue can buy him more clay

    • @glaze1998
      @glaze1998 5 лет назад +27

      Alyssa Reynolds, hey make sure to watch ads on his videos so he can get more clay. 👍👌

    • @repolyo7408
      @repolyo7408 5 лет назад +30

      We live for Jack's clays.

    • @yomamaballs8031
      @yomamaballs8031 5 лет назад +4

      Dogver bruh that’s exactly what this comment says 🤦‍♂️

    • @fizz7710
      @fizz7710 5 лет назад +6

      THOSE BASTARDS TOOK HIS ADS

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 5 лет назад

      Reminder

  • @mirage538
    @mirage538 2 года назад +27

    Even though this video is only a minute and 35 seconds, does anyone feel that it somehow gets longer as you rewatch it. When I first watched it, it seemed to go by pretty fast. On subsequent watches I was more in tune with the repetitive nature of the lyrics, the long pauses without words, and the off putting stares from the salt shakers, Abigail, and the creepy old men in the window. I dont know if this is a coincidence or not but the fig is the only one that does not stare either directly at the camera or even at Abigail. Its almost like he knows the truth of Abigail's predicament but he afraid to say it because he knows the repercussions (Abigail potentially taking her own life). He manages to sneak a peak in when he says PLEASE forgive me, possibly pointing to Abigail not being able to run from her intrusive thoughts/fears/doubts, any longer. Anyways, just an interesting thought I had. This video is art.

  • @kanojonaku686
    @kanojonaku686 5 лет назад +1503

    Did anyone notice the crossed fingers in the background when the fig comes in at any moment of the video?
    Crossed fingers usually mean that a person is lying, so the fig might have lied about what he feels.

    • @Dark.Bowser
      @Dark.Bowser 5 лет назад +31

      🤞

    • @Aaron-ru6ld
      @Aaron-ru6ld 5 лет назад +10

      nice

    • @Gpeixoto98
      @Gpeixoto98 5 лет назад +206

      Actually, only shows it at the lines "that I can't survey any longer". So the misguided hopes are true, but he's lying about not surveying it. He might regret doing it, though. It explains many things for me

    • @Heema-xm3ng
      @Heema-xm3ng 4 года назад +35

      The fig fib

    • @thatoneeditor710
      @thatoneeditor710 4 года назад

      Kanojo Naku wow

  • @scribbles6900
    @scribbles6900 4 года назад +2315

    Abigail: *cooks like any other person would*
    Salt: *SO THAT HOE FIG-*

    • @sapateirovalentin348
      @sapateirovalentin348 4 года назад +47

      Well they are *pure* *salt*

    • @noel2039
      @noel2039 4 года назад +2

      Ghostie_Animates nice stolen joke

    • @scribbles6900
      @scribbles6900 4 года назад +5

      @@noel2039 thanks. This comment was pretty old so I sorta forgotten about it. I'll delete it later hh

    • @sagiiree
      @sagiiree 4 года назад +21

      @@noel2039 bro, stealing is: take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
      these are just jokes, it doesn't have a property nor legal rights to it, its a joke, chill...

    • @scribbles6900
      @scribbles6900 4 года назад +3

      @•Daniel :P• Yes but is that DANIEL fRom cAmPcAmp I sEe 👀👁️👁️

  • @sydney8109
    @sydney8109 3 года назад +985

    Okay but, like first you got me crying over a girl with ham for a face and now it’s for a *Fig*

  • @TCFC23
    @TCFC23 Год назад +165

    Those creepy old men at the window make it seem to me that although poor Abigail is trying to run an innocent cooking show, the main demographic of her watchers aren't interested in the cooking aspect so much as the hostess herself.

    • @PuffyNutty
      @PuffyNutty 6 месяцев назад +45

      This is definitely the most plausible theory, with the fig saying “your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes”, as the camera zooms in on an old man in a photo staring at Abigail. And also, the money sliding under the door after the lyrics “pretty apron”. And also, the old man at the beginning making a binoculars gesture with his hands, which has a very stalker-y connotation.

  • @pluwithtoes1269
    @pluwithtoes1269 4 года назад +425

    Abigail: I-
    The ingredients: PURIFY ITS R O T

  • @ranae8609
    @ranae8609 5 лет назад +552

    Why is nobody talking about how confused Abigail looked when the Salt started spilling the tea about the fig

  • @bugsneedhugs8760
    @bugsneedhugs8760 4 года назад +3418

    I'm not sure, my theory could be stupid but:
    I think it's talking about a woman with a dream to cook (or that part could just be a metaphor for any job) but she is selling herself to the producers/ other rich people to get the funding for the show, hence the creepy men watching her, pretty apron "colourful cooking" and the money slipped under the door. That's why the fig (either representing what she actually feels, a close friend or a romantic partner) who is worried for them and knows that they aren't achieving their goal by true means.
    Either that the only reason people like her show is because she is pretty, not because of her cooking and she is trying to ignore it and the fig is that little part in the back of her head that knows why she actually has successes.
    oh well! wonderful song none the less, and even if it doesn't have any real meaning its fun to speculate and make your own story to go along with it ^-^

    • @finley6942
      @finley6942 4 года назад +17

      yeah!

    • @daixensorest
      @daixensorest 4 года назад +17

      I can see that, good job lol

    • @delusionalBartender
      @delusionalBartender 4 года назад +109

      This is also backed up by the end where the egg cracks as eggs are a sign of innocence and youth. Not to mention it's not the men cracking the egg but rather Abigail showing that she led to her own down fall

    • @imonfanta8414
      @imonfanta8414 4 года назад +5

      Egg

    • @bugsneedhugs8760
      @bugsneedhugs8760 4 года назад +4

      @@imonfanta8414 salad

  • @Noctilionidae
    @Noctilionidae 10 месяцев назад +9

    Honestly one of my favorite things is the way the lip quivers on the fig. It looks so genuinely pained, and seems so genuinely sad for Abigail. It's incredible the emotion Jack can put on a piece of clay fruit.

  • @meisan3889
    @meisan3889 3 года назад +6081

    Abigail: cooking sum shit
    The salt: GURL U WON‘T BELIEVE-

  • @soleil-in-the-sky
    @soleil-in-the-sky 4 года назад +1414

    Abigail: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of cooking with A--
    Salt: *WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION*

  • @opalskycanvas
    @opalskycanvas 4 года назад +7060

    The salt and the fig represent her feelings. The old men represent the greedy corporation she works for which runs the cooking show. There are things she doesn't like about doing the show, she feels like she lost the reason why she started in the first place. She feels exhausted. She feels like she can't speak up for herself and wonders if she should quit but instead she ignores her feelings. So she keeps doing it for the money and pretending to be happy.

    • @xuka5173
      @xuka5173 3 года назад +60

      The man represents her father. 👁

    • @krishellenberg5715
      @krishellenberg5715 3 года назад +18

      I said a similar theory so sorry for stealing urs we just had a similar one lm4ooooo

    • @isabellekdaniels
      @isabellekdaniels 3 года назад +126

      I personally think the salt shakers represent the corporate as it says “purify the figs (her feelings) rot.” The old men represent the viewers I think that only watch her for her looks (“walking around in a pretty apron”) which ads to her unhappiness in her feelings.

    • @batteryacid8776
      @batteryacid8776 3 года назад +35

      Same and I think the fig actually represents her true feelings but the other things like the salt shaker is her pushing those away and continuing the show or it's the greedy corporation keeping and forcing her to continue and pushing her true feelings away

    • @beeman316
      @beeman316 3 года назад +3

      Omg thank

  • @GRAYBOI897
    @GRAYBOI897 4 месяца назад +7

    Ways to make me clap;
    “So no one told ya life was gonna be this way”
    “Two time”
    “Cooking with Abigail, having such fun”

  • @testaccount-kh9uk
    @testaccount-kh9uk 4 года назад +8833

    My theory: Abigail has had a interest for cooking ever since she was a child, so with her experience she decided to create her own show about creating and trying different recipes. Everything is fine at first but after awhile Abigail has less motivation for cooking different things almost every single day, to make matters worse her fan base isn't exactly that great either, her fan base consists of old men (not like that's a bad thing) but they only watch her for her "pretty apron" (her body, not her interest for cooking). And since she has less motivation for cooking now she's taking more breaks and less episodes are coming out on her show, so the people who work on her show (the salt shakers) are telling on her feelings about cooking and the show "the fig said something horrible about you" "purify its rot" as in they want her to work more on the show and make more money. The fig represents her feelings about the show and cooking "I can't survey any longer" and "your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes". But Abigail doesn't listen to the fig and listens to the salt shakers instead, it continues and almost nothing changes. You can see more men watching her through the window and money sliding from under the door, she's motivated by making more money so she continues.

  • @moved_accounts
    @moved_accounts 4 года назад +6189

    Fig: **being depressed**
    Salt and sugar cubes: yo Abigail, I think the fig be talking shit
    Edit (Oct 2021): I made this comment almost a year ago and I still get notifications for it- lmao

  • @kaedynevans1130
    @kaedynevans1130 4 года назад +5641

    why is no one talking about figs verse? it sounds incredible

  • @waywardpony
    @waywardpony Год назад +34

    Love the theories here.
    Vibe I get is Abigail's dream might be to have a cooking show or at least entertain, and there are people present who're just in it for looking at her body. They dehumanize her and are distant from the idea of innocent fun and sharing art with others. They also tip well. The fig being honest with her is her own conscience telling her that her dreams are pure but the hopes she for her cooking are not sustainable, but even in feeling that truth she continues to cook despite seeing the reality peeking in at her. If this is the case its about the death of innocence in a young adult.

    • @twodum_23
      @twodum_23 Год назад +4

      I LOVE THIS THEORY, ITS AMAZING 👏 👏. 👏

    • @waywardpony
      @waywardpony Год назад

      ​@@twodum_23 And I love it when people leave vapid, smarmy comments that add nothing, except contribute to the toxic climate of social media.

  • @handtuniahtfforeverlol4331
    @handtuniahtfforeverlol4331 4 года назад +1257

    Belle Delphine: I have the most simps!
    Abigail: *hold my fig*

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 6 лет назад +365

    I hope she doesn't forget the lamb sauce

  • @nastygumbo8426
    @nastygumbo8426 4 года назад +1060

    I can't put my finger on it but there's something terrifying but addictive about this

  • @athenad22
    @athenad22 2 месяца назад +4

    0:44 “that i can’t survey any longer,” LINE GIVES ME CHILLS OMG

  • @meiganwright7246
    @meiganwright7246 5 лет назад +3688

    I showed this to my mum, now she looks at figs and feels sad.

  • @trinurfav
    @trinurfav 4 года назад +225

    Fig: **Speaking more facts than a school presentation**
    The salt: **Listen here you little-**

  • @KozmicKozmo
    @KozmicKozmo 3 года назад +2306

    Abagail: Cooking
    Salt Shakers: *MOM THE FIG IS TALKING NONSENSE AGAIN*

    • @bloatedpizzarolls7005
      @bloatedpizzarolls7005 3 года назад +7

      Clip from School and Summer episode: Abigail’s Cafeteria Fraiche; The Good, The Bad, and The Stretchy

    • @dinobones1224
      @dinobones1224 3 года назад +24

      Salt shakers: MoM sAyS iTs My TuRn On ThE xBoX

    • @KozmicKozmo
      @KozmicKozmo 3 года назад +6

      I’m looking back at how cringe this comment was

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 3 года назад +3

      I don't remember blues clues being this terrifying

    • @-atr0c_ty-
      @-atr0c_ty- 3 года назад +4

      'aBaGaiL'-
      Now, it's a unique name💅

  • @username17244
    @username17244 8 месяцев назад +35

    Well my thought is that Abigail is a housewife who cooks in desire to please her husband, and her negative thoughts towards herself and what she believes others think of her manifests in her ingredients. She obviously slices up those ingredients, as a way of “killing” those negative thoughts or “purifying the rot”, but it never works, and every time she cooks with new things it comes back.

  • @mckoala3635
    @mckoala3635 4 года назад +3323

    Top 5 snitches:
    5. My brother
    4. Candice (from phineas and ferb )
    3. Julia
    2. That kid at school THAT I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED INTO
    1. *the salt shakers and those freaking sugar cubes*

    • @aquacat2679
      @aquacat2679 4 года назад +20

      *Phineas and Ferb, not fern

    • @mckoala3635
      @mckoala3635 4 года назад +12

      Jules Dean thank you for telling me that

    • @Brunoki22
      @Brunoki22 4 года назад +25

      Who's Julia?

    • @mckoala3635
      @mckoala3635 4 года назад +15

      Ok so I was playing tag with this kid and I ACCIDENTALLY knocked her over and I got grounded

    • @julialei4562
      @julialei4562 4 года назад +28

      @@Brunoki22 not me, i swear

  • @honeybumblebee9274
    @honeybumblebee9274 4 года назад +1456

    Abigail: *minding her own business*
    *Fig: AnD tHaT's ThE tEa SiS*

  • @esmeechan1036
    @esmeechan1036 4 года назад +1508

    50% of comments: SALT SHAKER TEA
    49% of comments: theory time
    1% me just being scared of the old men

    • @drbabyyy
      @drbabyyy 4 года назад +17

      i was so so scared of them the first time i saw this!!

    • @asma_comics
      @asma_comics 4 года назад +16

      0.0001% me crying for the fig

    • @marcie9408
      @marcie9408 4 года назад +16

      IKR LIKE ARE THEY PEDOS ARE SOMETHING-

    • @BENANAZAUCE
      @BENANAZAUCE 4 года назад +5

      Me being infuriated about how she cracked the egg:

    • @lilgoobdoob6161
      @lilgoobdoob6161 4 года назад +2

      I MADE THIS COMMENT HAVE 420 likes!!!

  • @RamTich
    @RamTich 2 года назад +21

    all his songs (jack stauber) is just a meaning of emotions

  • @don_may2857
    @don_may2857 5 лет назад +1990

    theory:
    gordan ramsay is making abigail cook for him and giving her some big boy bucks oh yeah and the fig knows the truth that’s great. this is honestly my fav anime

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 5 лет назад +6

      don_may Same.

    • @lemonade-92
      @lemonade-92 5 лет назад +12

      Excuse me.... what the f€cK

    • @mcsanno6188
      @mcsanno6188 5 лет назад +17

      Didnt you like that part when Abigail went super sayain to bake those cookies?

    • @yeehaw4543
      @yeehaw4543 5 лет назад

      Ayy ur profile pic is suicide leopard

    • @intravine
      @intravine 5 лет назад +3

      theory:
      abigail likes to cook

  • @andricomelle6796
    @andricomelle6796 4 года назад +553

    Salt: "The fig said something horrible about you"
    The fig: **depressive noises**

  • @Psychedelicspaceballs
    @Psychedelicspaceballs 3 года назад +5873

    The fig: literally explaining how depressed and sick of everything it is
    💃🏼COOKING WITH ABIGAIL HAVING SUCH FUN 💃🏼

    • @clem7904
      @clem7904 3 года назад +237

      🕺WALKING AROUND IN A PRETTY APRON 🕺

    • @tabby6431
      @tabby6431 3 года назад +187

      @@clem7904 👌COLORFUL MISTERY, COLORFUL DINNERS✨

    • @mocaranislife
      @mocaranislife 3 года назад +148

      @@tabby6431 UNFOLD!

    • @sr.8834
      @sr.8834 3 года назад +103

      @@mocaranislife THE FIG SAID SOMETHING,HORRIBLE ABOUT YOU!!

    • @flutterbied4924
      @flutterbied4924 3 года назад +94

      @@sr.8834 FIG SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE ABOUT YOU 💃

  • @talkslikejune
    @talkslikejune Год назад +7

    Abigail loved to cook and worked very hard to succeed as a chef. She was found by tv execs (the weird old men) who made more of a spectacle than a cooking show (colorful dinners, pretty apron). The show ironically isn’t really about the food, but it brings in lots of money. The old men watching her are the TV execs making sure she continues to do what she’s supposed to, and the food suffers as a result (sad fig). Even though Abigail makes good money, the show isn’t a true fulfillment of her dreams or representative of her accomplishments.

  • @FlappyCrusher
    @FlappyCrusher 6 лет назад +351

    It’s not easy to say how I feel...
    About how good this song is.

  • @brazynumb8285
    @brazynumb8285 4 года назад +441

    Fig: I can’t survey any longer
    Abigail: 😐

  • @Joseph-i1h
    @Joseph-i1h 2 года назад +49

    abigail is the cutest character jack has ever made without anything weird going on. change my mind.

    • @amongusirl6543
      @amongusirl6543 2 года назад +2

      The continuous leaning head and eye balls and frowning sometimes

    • @countryland69
      @countryland69 2 года назад +2

      What about the old people peeking through the window... and the food talking with asking to purify the fig's rot?

    • @IApologiseForQuitting.213
      @IApologiseForQuitting.213 Год назад +3

      What about Benny worm?

    • @could_possiblybe_thane07echo
      @could_possiblybe_thane07echo Год назад

      What about Trent the baby?

    • @LilaHubert-jl9zd
      @LilaHubert-jl9zd Год назад

      What about Dougie the baby from hot dogs? And we'll no. I was gonna say hamantha but she got killed and a doctor took a bite out of her FaCe MeAt.

  • @jessymitcham6465
    @jessymitcham6465 3 года назад +1738

    Theory: Abigail
    Having such fun
    Walking around in a pretty apron
    With colorful dinners.

  • @mariamalzarqaa
    @mariamalzarqaa 5 лет назад +295

    Comments of Jack's videos are always filled with the most brilliant and interesting interpretations from people, a fun place to be

  • @samh3805
    @samh3805 5 лет назад +9598

    Nobody:
    The Salt: purify it's      rot

  • @jaaaybells
    @jaaaybells 2 года назад +61

    Abigail suffers with schizophrenia, she wishes she had her own show so she cooks at home and pretends while her grandfather watches over her in case she goes through an episode. He also gives her an allowance since he's probably her only legal guardian and functioning adult in her life. The salt represents her anxiety and the fig represents her depression. The talking with inanimate objects is the schizophrenia.

    • @spandexape7776
      @spandexape7776 8 месяцев назад

      that’s not how schizophrenia works

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 6 лет назад +480

    *I never thought I would never cry to a singing fig.*

  • @no.meowww
    @no.meowww 5 лет назад +2328

    Fig: *says something deep*
    Rest of the song: *coOkiNg WitH aBigAiL hAVinG sUcH FuN*

    • @JessieProductions
      @JessieProductions 5 лет назад +28

      𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 лет назад +7

      @@Nimz0r Go back, the cult just burned down a house, we need your leading.

    • @thetimetravelingfbi7626
      @thetimetravelingfbi7626 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nimz0r unfold

    • @saltee6610
      @saltee6610 5 лет назад +6

      @@thetimetravelingfbi7626
      *Cooking with Abigail , having such fun*

    • @juliansingh5182
      @juliansingh5182 4 года назад +4

      @@saltee6610 IT'S NOT EASY

  • @hoppingh907
    @hoppingh907 3 года назад +378

    Abigail: Having such fun
    The fig: *And I took that personally*

    • @clem7904
      @clem7904 3 года назад +2

      the amount of likes is *nice*

  • @robdenini6972
    @robdenini6972 3 месяца назад +3

    Notice how, after talking to the Fig, Abigail began receiving money, the old creepy dude appeared more, and her cooking wasn't as good (breaking the eggs wrong, spinning the rolling pin, etc.). Fig's word had an effect on her.

  • @Kalificus
    @Kalificus 5 лет назад +4613

    im pretty sure this is not sexual at all. Its just noticing how seemingly innocent shows/personalities are the product of corporate formulas. Abigail's cooking show isnt dependent on her cooking dream, just the money she generates.

    • @LPPB
      @LPPB 5 лет назад +282

      This theory seems possible!
      Because the old guys could actually represent the bosses behind big corporations.
      If this is actually a symbolic video and not some random video.

    • @colies4071
      @colies4071 5 лет назад +86

      So, 5 minute crafts?

    • @morrigan0103
      @morrigan0103 5 лет назад +28

      Idk I see it as a girl stuck in a cult lol

    • @bogginggmonster5829
      @bogginggmonster5829 5 лет назад +38

      Dude that's really good tbh. Considering there's more than one dude and they all seem corprate.

    • @werdionerd6836
      @werdionerd6836 5 лет назад +4

      I see it perverted

  • @iamreddish1116
    @iamreddish1116 6 лет назад +752

    Cooking with Abigail
    A Netflix original

    • @fandoxexe6675
      @fandoxexe6675 6 лет назад +27

      Netflix could never come up with this beauty

    • @swag1650
      @swag1650 6 лет назад +6

      I would actually watch it

    • @kulia3163
      @kulia3163 6 лет назад +4

      I'm gonna be unoriginal, Gordon Ramsey could never 😬😂😂😂

    • @jpose3246
      @jpose3246 6 лет назад +4

      Netflix would ruin it

    • @panda_love6573
      @panda_love6573 6 лет назад +1

      Omg yes

  • @zigzegmoo138
    @zigzegmoo138 4 года назад +969

    Everybody : Making scary theories
    Jack stauber fans : *haha the fig was talking shitzoo*

  • @Animations4life_
    @Animations4life_ Год назад +17

    I want jack stauber as my art teacher

  • @wickedcandy6349
    @wickedcandy6349 4 года назад +2076

    Me: vibin to the song
    Me after Reading the theories: ಠ_ಠ

    • @xolabolaa
      @xolabolaa 4 года назад +63

      Wicked Candy ima have nightmares about the old men cause of my theory dude Here’s a real theory for ya I thinks it’s about sexualizing little girls and the “pretty apron” symbolized that and the old men are hungry for it 😖

    • @goose3268
      @goose3268 4 года назад +22

      @@xolabolaa why

    • @business_axolotl2342
      @business_axolotl2342 4 года назад +3

      And things got worse

    • @appleipad6854
      @appleipad6854 4 года назад +3

      @@xolabolaa theory

    • @angelitoincrisis
      @angelitoincrisis 4 года назад +16

      @@xolabolaa AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT JUST NOTICED ABIGAIL COME FROM GREEK ROME MEANING FOR SEEKING OF JOY

  • @lattethedutchie2742
    @lattethedutchie2742 5 лет назад +81

    0:32 JACKS VOICE HERE IS SO BEAUTIFUL ON SO MANY LEVELS

  • @TheRedTigon
    @TheRedTigon 5 лет назад +2864

    My interpretation:
    I think this song is about trying to be someone you’re not. I think the man outside the window in the beginning (during the clapping part) is someone related to her, let’s just say it’s her father.
    So my idea of the story behind this is that Abigail’s father made her get into cooking, and even though it wasn’t her true passion, she was only given that choice. As an adult, she had grown to be an amazing cook, and believed she was happy with her occupation and career. However, when she confronted the fig, he becomes the ‘talisman’ (guide) of this story, basically revealing that she is in fact not happy with her occupation (ex., he says “you’re dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes,” meaning it wasn’t her choice to be a cook, but her father’s, it was _his_ hopes she would become a cook). Then Abigail leaves, and her theme song (I suppose is what I should call it) continues to play. I think this shows how Abigail decided to ignore the fig, and continued doing what she thought she loved. But, the fig’s words find their way into this song, as she now cannot deny she is truly unhappy with her life, realizing so only after this conversation with the fig. Her career spirals into its downfall, as she becomes more and more upset. Then, finally, the egg being destroyed near the end, and then the empty room symbolize how she eventually ‘cracked,’ and quit cooking for good.
    Wow that’s a lot of writing ;-;
    Also if you’ve read this far congrats

    • @pixik0970
      @pixik0970 5 лет назад +113

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @annabelie
      @annabelie 5 лет назад +80

      TheRedTigress she has ALOT of dads if you put it that way

    • @fackumon292
      @fackumon292 5 лет назад +76

      Nah, i think is about pedofiles

    • @idontlikeyou5944
      @idontlikeyou5944 5 лет назад +14

      TheRedTigress that’s actually not what it is

    • @tooply6739
      @tooply6739 5 лет назад +15

      Bro this is like dhmis

  • @RAINBOWDASHEZZ
    @RAINBOWDASHEZZ 2 года назад +144

    My therory: I think that abigail is being groomed into marriage with a older man as you can see that she has a younger face and looks like she about 20 while he is all wrinkled and kinda gross to look 40-70. Abigail wants to persue her life as a chef/cook but can’t given her abusive relationship with this older man making it hard for her to cook, the fig saying that “it cant serve any longer” are her true emotions. adding to this theory is that the fig said her dream to cook is all based on “misguided hopes” then shows the old mans face in her cooking photo. In the part where the fig is talking sadly while she is singing represents her life, sad but faking a smile or ignoring her sadness. Then the old man/men come up witch I believe are this abusers comments about her show/dream until everything stops and she quits her dream and settles down with this older man, holding her back from her dreams.

    • @preppiesarecooltomeee
      @preppiesarecooltomeee Год назад +4

      Also the money coming from the door is the old man paying her I think

    • @MonkeyMatt1108
      @MonkeyMatt1108 Год назад +11

      Nah, those old men are just her gay grandparents waiting for the dinner to be ready

    • @skrunkly191
      @skrunkly191 Год назад +5

      @@MonkeyMatt1108 LMFAO GAY GRANDPARENTS

    • @MonkeyMatt1108
      @MonkeyMatt1108 Год назад +1

      @@skrunkly191 that's right

  • @bigbowlofspaghetti
    @bigbowlofspaghetti 4 года назад +806

    Me: *jamming out with the song*
    Salt: *being snitches*
    Fig: *spitting facts*

    • @flowersandglass5780
      @flowersandglass5780 4 года назад +23

      Old Men: *creepin hella hard*

    • @mnirvamnirva6412
      @mnirvamnirva6412 4 года назад +4

      @@flowersandglass5780 stock image film ruclips.net/video/g1Ijgn9t-4w/видео.html stock image youtube comment

    • @taymak3995
      @taymak3995 4 года назад +2

      @@mnirvamnirva6412 ok

    • @plaguedoctor9517
      @plaguedoctor9517 4 года назад +1

      Those FUCKING salt shakers

    • @amom7835
      @amom7835 4 года назад

      Abigail: *vibing while cooking without paying attention*

  • @zaturaite
    @zaturaite 5 лет назад +809

    Abigail's show appears to be a normal cooking show where the person in question cracks eggs and whisks stuff to make food, a passion that she loves by the look of things. However, this little fig is said to be saying some horrible things, and when confronted he reveals that he is concerned with the route she is going and that all of what she has accomplished is only coming from the wishes her father, or some kind of tutor, wants for her, a fatuous reality where she is just being pushed to do this to make money, and she might've been blind to this.
    As the show keeps going, we see the words of the fig leak into the intro, as if the thoughts are bothering her and preventing her from doing what she "loves". She rubs her hands on a rolling pin, whisks sideways, cracks eggs erroneously, as she keeps doing these wrong cooking practices, she attracts the attention of more deformed men, maybe directors or investors of the show. Near the end we see a flash of a meeting with one of the men and then the egg "cracks" and the kitchen is empty, no Abigail, and the dream to cook gone all thanks to the fig. If that's good or not, it can be questioned.

    • @joojojoj956
      @joojojoj956 5 лет назад +63

      Nice, better than those child predator theories.

    • @thinekyoobious8932
      @thinekyoobious8932 4 года назад +24

      Laver J. This makes the most sense of all, good theory.

    • @minaashido5731
      @minaashido5731 4 года назад +11

      so when the fig us talking there is fingers crossed meaning that the fig is probably lieing (? I don't know how to spell)

    • @nuyo6569
      @nuyo6569 4 года назад +4

      A minute and a half video as loaded as a book. Only Jack.

    • @WWpl4y3r
      @WWpl4y3r 4 года назад +14

      Maybe the crossed fingers are him revealing the lie about the show itself? I mean, everyone keeps saying "crossed fingers are the signs of a lie so the fig's lying", but he's saying her "dream" was a lie, actually.

  • @sacrificiallambchop3333
    @sacrificiallambchop3333 6 лет назад +358

    Ha, the old men in the window reminded me of my neighbor.
    ....wait.

    • @darkenguin1590
      @darkenguin1590 6 лет назад

      Lmao xD
      Wait..why I’m I laughing..

    • @23washere99
      @23washere99 6 лет назад

      Tiny Toki The Toothy Terror reminds*

    • @weirdobrotato3149
      @weirdobrotato3149 6 лет назад +2

      @@23washere99 Remind makes sense too

    • @23washere99
      @23washere99 6 лет назад

      Weirdo Brotato mm, not in this context tho.

    • @león-t7r2q
      @león-t7r2q 6 лет назад

      @@weirdobrotato3149 n-
      not really

  • @myosotismusic583
    @myosotismusic583 Год назад +8

    My theory: Abigail is the fig and she doesn't actually like cooking, it's a dream her grandfather wants her to live

  • @grr194302727385
    @grr194302727385 4 года назад +4467

    Cooking is her passion, but her audience is mainly creeps that just want to ogle her, and Fig can't take it anymore.

    • @yasminalothman7926
      @yasminalothman7926 4 года назад +6

      69 likes lmaoooooo so fUNnY

    • @user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man
      @user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man 4 года назад +119

      @Rahul Bruh, it’s hard being objectified by your fan base

    • @lungjuice5366
      @lungjuice5366 4 года назад +69

      @soba Its not just female streamers for instance Robert pattson has been sexualized by his fan base since the beginning of his career. Granted it has gotten better for him but its still something he had to deal with.

    • @reallifebartsimpson8829
      @reallifebartsimpson8829 4 года назад +44

      I thought it was her dad trying to get her to do a useful career but she insists on cooking. She thinks he’s being mean but the fig was his actual feelings that she subconsciously knows.

    • @grr194302727385
      @grr194302727385 4 года назад +37

      @@reallifebartsimpson8829 I like that interpretation. Yeah, the fig feels like it more or less embodies the idea of a "concerned friend or family member" could be dad, could be a brother, a close gal pal, etc.

  • @user-ji7dq2ul2u
    @user-ji7dq2ul2u 5 лет назад +5216

    jack stauber; **makes a video about a girl and a talking fig**
    people in the comments; so, the meaning behind...

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад +71

      Jack stauber : Kay just posting the song Baby Hotline right now...
      People: SOOOOOO THIS BOY IS IN A-

    • @TheMattZim
      @TheMattZim 5 лет назад +143

      Idk, makes sense people wanting to make theories about that song, i mean THERE'S THREE UGLY OLD STALKERS AT HER WINDOW AND MONEY COMING FROM UNDER THE DOOR

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 5 лет назад +74

      I hate these comments, there are WAYYYY more people talking about the "cRaZy ThEoRiEs" fans come up with than there are actual theories
      And even if there were a lot more theories, people are allowed to make them
      What's wrong with trying to find a meaning behind a crazy claymation video about a cooking show with old men staring through a window and throwing money under a door at the host and salt shakers telling a girl to purify a fig's rot?

    • @user-ji7dq2ul2u
      @user-ji7dq2ul2u 5 лет назад +6

      @@zypper7213 i'm... sorry? man, is being ironic not a thing anymore? again, sorry?

    • @tylergarza8695
      @tylergarza8695 5 лет назад +10

      @@zypper7213 It's not just "people finding meaning"
      You can find your own meaning all you want. But all of those comments are like "*this* is what it means" When it's really just interpret-able to each viewer. Not made with a specific implication.

  • @earls22
    @earls22 5 лет назад +313

    1:04 omg i actually got really uncomfortable at that part.

    • @notleo6718
      @notleo6718 5 лет назад +12

      I thought i was the only one

    • @tofuyuhiko5632
      @tofuyuhiko5632 5 лет назад +13

      I’ve been uncomfortable throughout the whole thing, this is terrifying

    • @kathycalton2494
      @kathycalton2494 5 лет назад

      👏👏

    • @drewbryk
      @drewbryk 5 лет назад

      It seems like a shot of just the prop itself, not part of the scene if that makes sense. Like you cut to security footage of something off set

    • @AndrianoX90
      @AndrianoX90 5 лет назад +2

      The meaning behind it is that scene is that the old men love looking at Abigail in a “pretty apron” so they pay her under the door to see her more...

  • @TiredRian
    @TiredRian 4 месяца назад +1

    The part where the purple thing said "Please forgive me" is so relatable to almost, everyone.
    And i love it how jack stauber posts almost scary looking music vids that actually has the most deepest meanings along, we thank jack stauber for making us these relatable and deep music videos.

  • @pixelgirl500
    @pixelgirl500 4 года назад +13795

    Plot twist: Abigail is actually Opal

    • @moonlight.8831
      @moonlight.8831 3 года назад +403

      Omg ,

    • @samdaham2397
      @samdaham2397 3 года назад +1034

      Well it makes sense because it says opal's burguers it could be not abigail but one of her family members maybe

    • @sparrowtail21
      @sparrowtail21 3 года назад +676

      W E S E E Y O U O P A L

    • @arpagonix2025
      @arpagonix2025 3 года назад +107

      Ow fck

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo 3 года назад +84

      idk who Opal is

  • @rii6158
    @rii6158 5 лет назад +60

    Abigail: **just chilling around**
    The Salt: *ABIGAIL OMG THE FIG SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE ABOUT YOU PURIFY ITS ROT OMGGGG*

  • @SmoeStopMotion
    @SmoeStopMotion 3 года назад +6123

    Plot twist:
    The Fig *_WAS_* talkin shit. He just acted all innocent because he was called out for it
    oh LMAOOO I COMPLETELY FORGOT I MADE THIS COMMENT 😭

    • @Dr_Corp
      @Dr_Corp 3 года назад +207

      But that’s just a theory

    • @tamari1910
      @tamari1910 3 года назад +304

      @@Dr_Corp a *FOOD* theory

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 года назад +278

      Fig: **adjusts camera**
      Fig: So I promised myself I wouldn't cry-

    • @Dr_Corp
      @Dr_Corp 3 года назад +41

      @@tamari1910 now watch the fig was actually depressed

    • @noraaldhaferi8247
      @noraaldhaferi8247 3 года назад +5

      S 4 M 3

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 2 года назад +4

    respect to Fig for saying what's right, and respect to Abigail for not getting angry or smashing his skull in

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 5 лет назад +670

    When the fig is singing, anyone noticed the crossed fingers floating in the background?
    Who was lying?
    Edit: No wait... they've got to be Abigail's fingers. She's lying to herself, and also hoping, so of course she's got her fingers crossed.
    The fingers could also be the people slipping her money being crooked and lying to her about something.

    • @dank8793
      @dank8793 5 лет назад +121

      I took it as her lying to herself. The fig was just her subconscious trying to take sense into her.

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 4 года назад +13

      SHARKIE232323 Wait you didn’t know?

    • @bsmr2
      @bsmr2 4 года назад +11

      SHARKIE232323 you just noticed? Like legit?

    • @philipjorgensen2628
      @philipjorgensen2628 4 года назад +8

      @@bsmr2 No, they're just saying that for attention. Ignore them.

    • @iammadeoutofstarstuff957
      @iammadeoutofstarstuff957 4 года назад +4

      I just noticed I thought there were just flouting hand cuz that's prefel vision saw cuz I was Looking at fig