The salt and the fig represent her feelings. The old men represent the greedy corporation she works for which runs the cooking show. There are things she doesn't like about doing the show, she feels like she lost the reason why she started in the first place. She feels exhausted. She feels like she can't speak up for herself and wonders if she should quit but instead she ignores her feelings. So she keeps doing it for the money and pretending to be happy.
I personally think the salt shakers represent the corporate as it says “purify the figs (her feelings) rot.” The old men represent the viewers I think that only watch her for her looks (“walking around in a pretty apron”) which ads to her unhappiness in her feelings.
Same and I think the fig actually represents her true feelings but the other things like the salt shaker is her pushing those away and continuing the show or it's the greedy corporation keeping and forcing her to continue and pushing her true feelings away
When the fig is singing, anyone noticed the crossed fingers floating in the background? Who was lying? Edit: No wait... they've got to be Abigail's fingers. She's lying to herself, and also hoping, so of course she's got her fingers crossed. The fingers could also be the people slipping her money being crooked and lying to her about something.
My theory: Abigail always loved cooking ever since she was young. When she became an adult she decided to team up with a small company to create “Cooking With Abigail”, a show where she would show off her recipes. As the show got more and more popular, a new and bigger company (the creepy men) took interest in it and eventually bought it out. The new company didn’t see the point in putting work into the episodes, so they just took the easy route by having Abigail pretend to cook professionally made meals. After a few years of this, she had forgotten her dream to cook misguided by the promise of money. The fig represents an old friend or family member trying to convince Abigail to leave, and the salt-shakers are her thoughts as she tries to convince herself to keep doing the show. Luckily, she manages to snap out of this and ends the show leaving the sound stage abandoned and dusty. (Which is represented in the final shot)
Notice how, after talking to the Fig, Abigail began receiving money, the old creepy dude appeared more, and her cooking wasn't as good (breaking the eggs wrong, spinning the rolling pin, etc.). Fig's word had an effect on her.
This video reminds me the last months that I really felt something. Just married and locked up inside my house, this masterpiece came up to me. Covid-19 pandemic and stupid far right governments took my soul away and my faith in humanity altogether. Never felt really alive again, since.
My interpretation of this is that Abigail is a young, up and coming TV cooking star who's being manipulated and exploited by TV executives, and possibly even her family. The fig is her friend who's worried about her and knows what's being done to her, knows that her dream of cooking is going to become secoandry to the company's desire for profits, and that she may well lose herself to it as well. So the people manipulating her, seeing that he's a threat, are telling her to cut him out of her life, spinning his worries as jealous attacks. Fig leaves willingly because Abigail has made up her mind to continue down this path that will destroy her, and he can't stand to stay and watch it happen.
A random idea that I have now fully convinced myself is true is that Abigail is Opal’s older sister and she moved away from her horrible family when she turned 18 and left her sister behind. I think this because they look way to simmer, also Opal’s love of cooking came from her sister teaching her how to.(because her family never taught her) idk why I thought of this but it’s my new favourite thing
my theory is which i believe to be almost true is that the old guy was pushing her to her limits in cookery to the fact that she finally realizes that she was being used so that the old guy gets paid alot on abigail's cooking show and the old people are always looking at her to make sure she does her job well
My favorite part about this is how Abigail gently holds the fig while it unloads its emotions. Also that weird moan the old men keep making is so creepy, love it.
@Drawing Donuts Duwang is the fan-given nickname for what used to be the only English translation available of the fourth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable. It is widely known for being a fairly poor translation of the original and is said to have been done by a single person in a very short amount of time.
I'd push back against this somewhat. There's a rather cowardly streak in contemporary art of creating art that says _nothing_. It's 'up to you!' to interpret what you want to take away from it. Often it's branded as counter-cultural and avant-garde, but in reality, it's empty. In this emptiness, it's marketable, consumable, lowest-common-denominator- it confronts people with nothing, so is readily appropriated by hegemonic corporate power. Rosencreutz did a great video on this- 'Financing Silence' (ruclips.net/video/Fly6nXhQI20/видео.html) I mention this to _contrast_ this to Stauber- because Stauber emphatically does the _opposite_ of this. His work is SMOTHERED in implicit, didactic meaning. It _yells_ it at you- it's unignorable. Yes, he does not explain it metatextually, but that's not because ye lets the viewer 'interpret however they want'- it's because his art _speaks for itself_. You _can't_ interpret it however you want, because the author's intended interpretation is so blatantly spoken in the art itself. Not to say that this meaning is obvious- on the contrary, it's near exclusively obfuscated- but so too is a dark tunnel obfuscated. Despite this, for those adventurous to plumb it's depths, the tunnel can only lead them in a singular, intentional, direction.
Fig: **being depressed** Salt and sugar cubes: yo Abigail, I think the fig be talking shit Edit (Oct 2021): I made this comment almost a year ago and I still get notifications for it- lmao
Does anybody else find it crazy that most of Jack Staber's videos are almost all about one to two minutes long but it feels like a full experience when watching one.
My understanding is that when the salt shakers say that "the fig said something horrible about Abigail" and she goes to the fig, the fig never says anything at her directly, which means technically the fig DIDN'T say anything bad about her. This means that the salt shakers made that up so that she would get immediately mad and silence the fig before it could speak the truth about her cooking show and the creeps who make and fund it.
Looks to me like: she really wants to be a cook but she's on a children's show where she's just a model doing the cooking so it doesn't matter to the producers if the cooking is horrible, so she's kept in a false illusion that she's a great cook (producer is the ugly greedy dude in the picture frame with her, not the window those are viewers)
they purify it's rot could mean show him the truth i think that it's simply you dig to deep into something searching for the bad you won't notice the good Abigail is a good cook she's won trophies and she has a show but when you say hey look people only look at you for unholy needs then you'll see that
@@cain300moblabel That gets me thinking. What if the trophy she won is also part of the lie? The person gawking at her throughout the show is in the background of the picture where she has that trophy. What if Abigail truly wants to cook, but was lied to about it like how the show is a lie? In fact, throughout the song it's never stated that she's good at cooking. Her apron is pretty, the dinners are mysterious and colorful, she has a dream to cook. What if she's actually bad at cooking and it's part of why the fig can't stand to see her go on being lied to, not only about the show but her actual skill?
@soba Its not just female streamers for instance Robert pattson has been sexualized by his fan base since the beginning of his career. Granted it has gotten better for him but its still something he had to deal with.
I thought it was her dad trying to get her to do a useful career but she insists on cooking. She thinks he’s being mean but the fig was his actual feelings that she subconsciously knows.
@@reallifebartsimpson8829 I like that interpretation. Yeah, the fig feels like it more or less embodies the idea of a "concerned friend or family member" could be dad, could be a brother, a close gal pal, etc.
Those creepy old men at the window make it seem to me that although poor Abigail is trying to run an innocent cooking show, the main demographic of her watchers aren't interested in the cooking aspect so much as the hostess herself.
This is definitely the most plausible theory, with the fig saying “your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes”, as the camera zooms in on an old man in a photo staring at Abigail. And also, the money sliding under the door after the lyrics “pretty apron”. And also, the old man at the beginning making a binoculars gesture with his hands, which has a very stalker-y connotation.
My theory is that Abigail never liked cooking, and her dad always wanted her to be a cook so he trained her to believe she loved cooking. She starts a cooking show, and by now, she genuinely loves cooking and is very good at it. But everyone who watches it only loves her “pretty apron” (pretty body & face) and the fig is her inner feelings about all of this. The salt is her father/ family. The money is all the funds she gets from the show.
Yeah imma add something to this. The people who keep showing up randomly at the window are viewers of the show and her smashing the eggs is her frustration about the whole thing. Also shown by the fig. The smoke at the end is her going mad and burning the kitchen down . If I sound too invested in this whole thing it's just because I love to theorise on stuff like this
theory: gordan ramsay is making abigail cook for him and giving her some big boy bucks oh yeah and the fig knows the truth that’s great. this is honestly my fav anime
It’s the fact that after the fig says his true feelings, Abigail starts reacting to the song lyrics. when it says “ walking around in a pretty apron” she frowns at the words before going back to that happy smile. And the fact her head is bobbing and leaning is almost as if she is getting lackadaisical and crushing the eggs. She is starting to care less and less about the cooking show. It’s not like people care, all they want to do is ogle at her
Well my thought is that Abigail is a housewife who cooks in desire to please her husband, and her negative thoughts towards herself and what she believes others think of her manifests in her ingredients. She obviously slices up those ingredients, as a way of “killing” those negative thoughts or “purifying the rot”, but it never works, and every time she cooks with new things it comes back.
I really like that the voice that speaks what they feel and seems to be the core of why "abigail" wanted to cook in the first place is a fig, one of the earliest cultivated foods by people according to what we currently know about anthropology. it could be a coincidence, but a fig seems like a very specific choice and something you wouldn't typically see in your kitchen, or even, say, your average cooking video on youtube or tiktok
Wicked Candy ima have nightmares about the old men cause of my theory dude Here’s a real theory for ya I thinks it’s about sexualizing little girls and the “pretty apron” symbolized that and the old men are hungry for it 😖
Love the theories here. Vibe I get is Abigail's dream might be to have a cooking show or at least entertain, and there are people present who're just in it for looking at her body. They dehumanize her and are distant from the idea of innocent fun and sharing art with others. They also tip well. The fig being honest with her is her own conscience telling her that her dreams are pure but the hopes she for her cooking are not sustainable, but even in feeling that truth she continues to cook despite seeing the reality peeking in at her. If this is the case its about the death of innocence in a young adult.
@@noel2039 bro, stealing is: take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it. these are just jokes, it doesn't have a property nor legal rights to it, its a joke, chill...
Abigail:*vibing* Salts:FIG SAID BE TALKING STOOPID STUFF TO U MA’AM Fig:*spiting out his feelings and stuff* Abigail:?👄? Me:boi fig spitting out his sweet lil words and u like boi wAt
I'm not sure, my theory could be stupid but: I think it's talking about a woman with a dream to cook (or that part could just be a metaphor for any job) but she is selling herself to the producers/ other rich people to get the funding for the show, hence the creepy men watching her, pretty apron "colourful cooking" and the money slipped under the door. That's why the fig (either representing what she actually feels, a close friend or a romantic partner) who is worried for them and knows that they aren't achieving their goal by true means. Either that the only reason people like her show is because she is pretty, not because of her cooking and she is trying to ignore it and the fig is that little part in the back of her head that knows why she actually has successes. oh well! wonderful song none the less, and even if it doesn't have any real meaning its fun to speculate and make your own story to go along with it ^-^
This is also backed up by the end where the egg cracks as eggs are a sign of innocence and youth. Not to mention it's not the men cracking the egg but rather Abigail showing that she led to her own down fall
Top 5 snitches: 5. My brother 4. Candice (from phineas and ferb ) 3. Julia 2. That kid at school THAT I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED INTO 1. *the salt shakers and those freaking sugar cubes*
Did anyone notice the crossed fingers in the background when the fig comes in at any moment of the video? Crossed fingers usually mean that a person is lying, so the fig might have lied about what he feels.
Actually, only shows it at the lines "that I can't survey any longer". So the misguided hopes are true, but he's lying about not surveying it. He might regret doing it, though. It explains many things for me
My therory: I think that abigail is being groomed into marriage with a older man as you can see that she has a younger face and looks like she about 20 while he is all wrinkled and kinda gross to look 40-70. Abigail wants to persue her life as a chef/cook but can’t given her abusive relationship with this older man making it hard for her to cook, the fig saying that “it cant serve any longer” are her true emotions. adding to this theory is that the fig said her dream to cook is all based on “misguided hopes” then shows the old mans face in her cooking photo. In the part where the fig is talking sadly while she is singing represents her life, sad but faking a smile or ignoring her sadness. Then the old man/men come up witch I believe are this abusers comments about her show/dream until everything stops and she quits her dream and settles down with this older man, holding her back from her dreams.
@@nailikrivdo5297 no fucking kidding man!!! I was at a party, having six blunts in rotation, then somebody put this shit on the TV, we all watched it. Holy fuck i was tweaking out man!
Idk, makes sense people wanting to make theories about that song, i mean THERE'S THREE UGLY OLD STALKERS AT HER WINDOW AND MONEY COMING FROM UNDER THE DOOR
I hate these comments, there are WAYYYY more people talking about the "cRaZy ThEoRiEs" fans come up with than there are actual theories And even if there were a lot more theories, people are allowed to make them What's wrong with trying to find a meaning behind a crazy claymation video about a cooking show with old men staring through a window and throwing money under a door at the host and salt shakers telling a girl to purify a fig's rot?
@@zypper7213 It's not just "people finding meaning" You can find your own meaning all you want. But all of those comments are like "*this* is what it means" When it's really just interpret-able to each viewer. Not made with a specific implication.
I think it's way more likely that this video is an expression of the fear of money controlling your art than it is a literal story about a cook named Abigail. I mean, I don't know how Jack's mind works, but I really think you guys need to shift your perspective a bit.
Even though this video is only a minute and 35 seconds, does anyone feel that it somehow gets longer as you rewatch it. When I first watched it, it seemed to go by pretty fast. On subsequent watches I was more in tune with the repetitive nature of the lyrics, the long pauses without words, and the off putting stares from the salt shakers, Abigail, and the creepy old men in the window. I dont know if this is a coincidence or not but the fig is the only one that does not stare either directly at the camera or even at Abigail. Its almost like he knows the truth of Abigail's predicament but he afraid to say it because he knows the repercussions (Abigail potentially taking her own life). He manages to sneak a peak in when he says PLEASE forgive me, possibly pointing to Abigail not being able to run from her intrusive thoughts/fears/doubts, any longer. Anyways, just an interesting thought I had. This video is art.
im pretty sure this is not sexual at all. Its just noticing how seemingly innocent shows/personalities are the product of corporate formulas. Abigail's cooking show isnt dependent on her cooking dream, just the money she generates.
This theory seems possible! Because the old guys could actually represent the bosses behind big corporations. If this is actually a symbolic video and not some random video.
People say Jack relies on the quirky aspect of his music to be considered a good singer. Jack really does sing beautifully when you listen for him past the mixing. This video captures that in a wonderful way. 👏👏💚
My theory: Abigail has had a interest for cooking ever since she was a child, so with her experience she decided to create her own show about creating and trying different recipes. Everything is fine at first but after awhile Abigail has less motivation for cooking different things almost every single day, to make matters worse her fan base isn't exactly that great either, her fan base consists of old men (not like that's a bad thing) but they only watch her for her "pretty apron" (her body, not her interest for cooking). And since she has less motivation for cooking now she's taking more breaks and less episodes are coming out on her show, so the people who work on her show (the salt shakers) are telling on her feelings about cooking and the show "the fig said something horrible about you" "purify its rot" as in they want her to work more on the show and make more money. The fig represents her feelings about the show and cooking "I can't survey any longer" and "your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes". But Abigail doesn't listen to the fig and listens to the salt shakers instead, it continues and almost nothing changes. You can see more men watching her through the window and money sliding from under the door, she's motivated by making more money so she continues.
I'm no good at theories so I have a questions. Sorry if it's too much! At the end they show the dusk sky with dark clouds and then shows the kitchen with those dark clouds still there. In the picture when the fig says "is founded on misguided hopes." There is a guy in the background. (New phone who dis) What do you suppose this means? Asking you because I agree with this theory.
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why is no one talking about figs verse? it sounds incredible
Ikr?
Literally everyone is tho
Ye its so good
Duck 🦆 fig
Thats what most people are talking about.
I love how when the fig is talking, crossed fingers pass in the background to show that the man in the picture is lying.
Eden Lul no that’s the 👌 meme
@@junothedragonslayer2997 Ok 👌🏻
👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌
*purify it's rot* 👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👌🏾👌🏽👌🏼👌🏻👌
Fun fact: ' Fig' is a way of saying "crossed finger" in my language
When is the fig releasing an album
In about 100 years
David Bowie released like 25 albums dude. This sounds like his older work.
dudeee he dead, don't you see he's in the sky after talking to Abi?
ZephyrFox1209 StuffZ 2069
Ana VHS Wow, maybe she did purify its rot. And now it's in a better place
The salt and the fig represent her feelings. The old men represent the greedy corporation she works for which runs the cooking show. There are things she doesn't like about doing the show, she feels like she lost the reason why she started in the first place. She feels exhausted. She feels like she can't speak up for herself and wonders if she should quit but instead she ignores her feelings. So she keeps doing it for the money and pretending to be happy.
The man represents her father. 👁
I said a similar theory so sorry for stealing urs we just had a similar one lm4ooooo
I personally think the salt shakers represent the corporate as it says “purify the figs (her feelings) rot.” The old men represent the viewers I think that only watch her for her looks (“walking around in a pretty apron”) which ads to her unhappiness in her feelings.
Same and I think the fig actually represents her true feelings but the other things like the salt shaker is her pushing those away and continuing the show or it's the greedy corporation keeping and forcing her to continue and pushing her true feelings away
Omg thank
The twist is that the old men are simply interested in her recipes
I really like this
THEY WANNA DAT POTATOE SALAD
That fig thinks the men want her? Nah, they just want the potato salad
And they paid her 4 the recipe
When the fig is singing, anyone noticed the crossed fingers floating in the background?
Who was lying?
Edit: No wait... they've got to be Abigail's fingers. She's lying to herself, and also hoping, so of course she's got her fingers crossed.
The fingers could also be the people slipping her money being crooked and lying to her about something.
I took it as her lying to herself. The fig was just her subconscious trying to take sense into her.
SHARKIE232323 Wait you didn’t know?
SHARKIE232323 you just noticed? Like legit?
@@bsmr2 No, they're just saying that for attention. Ignore them.
I just noticed I thought there were just flouting hand cuz that's prefel vision saw cuz I was Looking at fig
My theory:
Abigail always loved cooking ever since she was young. When she became an adult she decided to team up with a small company to create “Cooking With Abigail”, a show where she would show off her recipes. As the show got more and more popular, a new and bigger company (the creepy men) took interest in it and eventually bought it out. The new company didn’t see the point in putting work into the episodes, so they just took the easy route by having Abigail pretend to cook professionally made meals. After a few years of this, she had forgotten her dream to cook misguided by the promise of money. The fig represents an old friend or family member trying to convince Abigail to leave, and the salt-shakers are her thoughts as she tries to convince herself to keep doing the show. Luckily, she manages to snap out of this and ends the show leaving the sound stage abandoned and dusty. (Which is represented in the final shot)
i like ur theory the best compared to others
I always interpreted that last bit as a fire as if the show ended in disaster
Yep this is my interpretation now thanks! Seriously good job ❤
does anyone just feel so calm and full when watching jack's art
it's just so calming and nice it's just so nice
1:31 this sounds eerie but so great 😭
Notice how, after talking to the Fig, Abigail began receiving money, the old creepy dude appeared more, and her cooking wasn't as good (breaking the eggs wrong, spinning the rolling pin, etc.). Fig's word had an effect on her.
Damn, you made that fig convey an unreal amount of emotion.
That fig had more facial expressions than all the live action lion king characters
@@verytiredsophie901 im dyinG
This video reminds me the last months that I really felt something. Just married and locked up inside my house, this masterpiece came up to me. Covid-19 pandemic and stupid far right governments took my soul away and my faith in humanity altogether. Never felt really alive again, since.
0:43 I don't know why, but I really like how he sings "any longer".
I personally think the fig represents how if anyone speaks out about Abigail's mistreatment, its interpreted as hate.
*The whole comment section* : THEORY: The fig is sad
I was gonna like this comment but i cant since its at 69 likes, so here's a comment saying i like your comment but cant because its at 69 likes.
@@grrkerson Someone else ruined it :/ Thanks for trying to keep it cool tho 😎
@@NoBody-qf5np ah well in that case here's your like
* depressed
Not gonna lie the Collab with the fig at the end go hard as hell
My interpretation of this is that Abigail is a young, up and coming TV cooking star who's being manipulated and exploited by TV executives, and possibly even her family. The fig is her friend who's worried about her and knows what's being done to her, knows that her dream of cooking is going to become secoandry to the company's desire for profits, and that she may well lose herself to it as well. So the people manipulating her, seeing that he's a threat, are telling her to cut him out of her life, spinning his worries as jealous attacks. Fig leaves willingly because Abigail has made up her mind to continue down this path that will destroy her, and he can't stand to stay and watch it happen.
My theory is that abigail is secretly a turtle and the old men are her 3 turtle grandpas🤭🤭🤭
Salt shakers: *telling on the fig*
The fig: *apologizing*
Abigail:*idc 😌✌️*
A random idea that I have now fully convinced myself is true is that Abigail is Opal’s older sister and she moved away from her horrible family when she turned 18 and left her sister behind. I think this because they look way to simmer, also Opal’s love of cooking came from her sister teaching her how to.(because her family never taught her) idk why I thought of this but it’s my new favourite thing
Better title:
*Cooking with Abigail: The Musical*
At first i thought the song was about a girl being stalked
Same at first
I need a whole show.
I showed this to my dad and he said "Why is there happy music while the fig is sad?" lmao
It reminds me of Dont Hug Me Im Scared.
It’s don’t hug me-
I'm Running Out Of Ideas Oh xd
I once read a theory that Abigail is actually Opal/Claire when she grew up. That she changed her name to get away from her past.
my theory is which i believe to be almost true is that the old guy was pushing her to her limits in cookery to the fact that she finally realizes that she was being used so that the old guy gets paid alot on abigail's cooking show and the old people are always looking at her to make sure she does her job well
That moment when you secretly hate something that has become too central to your life to remove.
My favorite part about this is how Abigail gently holds the fig while it unloads its emotions. Also that weird moan the old men keep making is so creepy, love it.
I thought the "creepy moan" was just the fig crying since he just looks really sad
@@_LuL_601 Aw.. poor fig..
Yes, I find the old men to be the weirdest part. Abigail's forefathers, I guess? A metaphor for expectation?
i thought it was just literally old men being creepy @@darthfett1288
@@darthfett1288 Maybe just creeps who aren't interested in her cooking, just her instead?
abigail: trying to cook
the fig: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you
Hi iggy in ur pfp
n o
reading these comments feels like having a stroke
@@thatoneguy9582 yes
@Drawing Donuts Duwang is the fan-given nickname for what used to be the only English translation available of the fourth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable. It is widely known for being a fairly poor translation of the original and is said to have been done by a single person in a very short amount of time.
Fig: being real and depressed
Salt: Y’all hear sum? Think the fig talking shit 👀
“So this bitch fig said sum~”
Salt: *”aye the fig be talking shit, go kill him or bake him into a pie.”*
Sugar cubes : *”that shit disrespectful”*
mnirva mnirva bruh dont send me some cursed shit
“girl abigail this bitch fig was talking shit wanna go fight that little stanky little bitch 😾🙄”
Kinda scary in a way
Salt: "The fig said something horrible about you."
The Fig: *speaks straight facts*
They hated figsus Christ for he told the truth.
Jokes aside that’s how most take the truth.
That's why they call them salty but there already salt
The truth hurts, Abigail just can't accept it
like it or not he spittin straight facts rn
Are you me from another dimension
The thing I love about Jack Stauber is that he never explains his songs, he just lets the audience interpret them however they want.
Yeah
I'd push back against this somewhat.
There's a rather cowardly streak in contemporary art of creating art that says _nothing_. It's 'up to you!' to interpret what you want to take away from it. Often it's branded as counter-cultural and avant-garde, but in reality, it's empty. In this emptiness, it's marketable, consumable, lowest-common-denominator- it confronts people with nothing, so is readily appropriated by hegemonic corporate power.
Rosencreutz did a great video on this- 'Financing Silence' (ruclips.net/video/Fly6nXhQI20/видео.html)
I mention this to _contrast_ this to Stauber- because Stauber emphatically does the _opposite_ of this.
His work is SMOTHERED in implicit, didactic meaning. It _yells_ it at you- it's unignorable. Yes, he does not explain it metatextually, but that's not because ye lets the viewer 'interpret however they want'- it's because his art _speaks for itself_.
You _can't_ interpret it however you want, because the author's intended interpretation is so blatantly spoken in the art itself. Not to say that this meaning is obvious- on the contrary, it's near exclusively obfuscated- but so too is a dark tunnel obfuscated. Despite this, for those adventurous to plumb it's depths, the tunnel can only lead them in a singular, intentional, direction.
You'll love Joe Hawley
@@Plasmariel yeah he’s cool, Tally Hall is cool
@@lunaria973 HECK YEAAH TALLY HALL IS SO GOOODDD I LOVE THOSE GUYSSSS
If yo girl is
"Having such fun"
"Walking around in a pretty apron"
Making "colourful dinners"
that ain't your girl thats abigail
Faxx and if shes talking to salt and pepper shakes and fig you know for a fact
Why does this have 1 reply 😭
And if her dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes then you can’t survey her any longer
my name is abigail mwahaha
😔 damn..
Abigail: two shots of vodka
The salt: *p u r i f y t h e f i g s r o t*
HAHAHA
No she had 2 bottles!
Your grammar is the only thing here that is rotten.
@Charlotte Adamy 1. Your grammar is terrible.
2. Grammar doesn't refer to spelling, dumbass.
3. "Figs" is missing a comma in the comment.
@@techsupportengineer5781 correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 80% sure the rot is the fig's; and in that case, no, there would NOT be a comma after figs.
My name is Abigail. I play this everytime I make instant ramen.
The "cooking" part may not be there but with Abigail? Definitely.
Did the fig said something horrible about you?
@@Pichupichu126 If so, you better purify it’s rot.
Do you cook in a pretty apron?
CHECK YOUR WINDOWS!
Also Abi, imma bake a cheesecake now
Abigail: **cooking**
Salt: *_yO fIG BE TALKING SMACK BOUT' YOU GURL_*
Salty ass salt.
*sO AbIgAil'S a LesbIAn?*
@Sage Markham the salt's talking to a *girl* saying
*Yo fig be talking smack bout you GURL*
Poor fig.....
Fig finna talking shit
Abigail: *literally just cooking*
The salt shaker: *Ok sO tHe fIg-*
Pffff- ahahahha
That salt shaker is a snitch if I’ve ever seen one
@@SuspiciousBagel33 snitches get thrown on the ground and shattered
**P U R I F Y I T ‘ S R O T**
Abigail not Abagail
Fig: **being depressed**
Salt and sugar cubes: yo Abigail, I think the fig be talking shit
Edit (Oct 2021): I made this comment almost a year ago and I still get notifications for it- lmao
Lol
Ngl, I lost my shit when I read this...... 💀💀💀
Lmao
You stole my comment.
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@_reb0og uhm no? I didn’t even see your comment :/
Fig: Says something horrible
Abigail: I'm about to purify this man's whole rot
UNDERRATED
Best comment I’ve seen in a while
LITERALLY UNDERATED I-
*GUYS DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT THERE ARE 911 LIKES*
I literally laughed out loud holy shit
The Fig; Giving a deep speech of how he’s miserable of watching what Abigail has to endure, and pleading for forgiveness.
Abigail; Okay lol
k lol
K
*cOOKinG wIth AbiGAil, haVing sUch fUn* :D
@Niko!
w a l k i n g a r o u n d i n a p r e t t y a p r o n
@@nerco8194 colorful mistery and
Does anybody else find it crazy that most of Jack Staber's videos are almost all about one to two minutes long but it feels like a full experience when watching one.
I lowkey forget that they are 1-2 min long ngl
@@stardustlover8446 same
Ikr
Even the 30 second ones be like that
Omg I taught I was the only one
My understanding is that when the salt shakers say that "the fig said something horrible about Abigail" and she goes to the fig, the fig never says anything at her directly, which means technically the fig DIDN'T say anything bad about her. This means that the salt shakers made that up so that she would get immediately mad and silence the fig before it could speak the truth about her cooking show and the creeps who make and fund it.
makes sense
Looks to me like: she really wants to be a cook but she's on a children's show where she's just a model doing the cooking so it doesn't matter to the producers if the cooking is horrible, so she's kept in a false illusion that she's a great cook (producer is the ugly greedy dude in the picture frame with her, not the window those are viewers)
@@kashmirwillwin3124I thought it was more that is was a regular cooking show, but people only watch to gawk at her instead of watch her cook.
they purify it's rot could mean show him the truth i think that it's simply you dig to deep into something searching for the bad you won't notice the good Abigail is a good cook she's won trophies and she has a show but when you say hey look people only look at you for unholy needs then you'll see that
@@cain300moblabel That gets me thinking. What if the trophy she won is also part of the lie? The person gawking at her throughout the show is in the background of the picture where she has that trophy. What if Abigail truly wants to cook, but was lied to about it like how the show is a lie? In fact, throughout the song it's never stated that she's good at cooking. Her apron is pretty, the dinners are mysterious and colorful, she has a dream to cook.
What if she's actually bad at cooking and it's part of why the fig can't stand to see her go on being lied to, not only about the show but her actual skill?
Fig: spilling his heart out trying to express his emotions
Abagail: 👁👄👁
👁__👁
The fig is Abigail’s feelings
cristina ramos no shit sherlock
XD
The salt: A Y O HE TALKING SHET
Cooking is her passion, but her audience is mainly creeps that just want to ogle her, and Fig can't take it anymore.
69 likes lmaoooooo so fUNnY
@Rahul Bruh, it’s hard being objectified by your fan base
@soba Its not just female streamers for instance Robert pattson has been sexualized by his fan base since the beginning of his career. Granted it has gotten better for him but its still something he had to deal with.
I thought it was her dad trying to get her to do a useful career but she insists on cooking. She thinks he’s being mean but the fig was his actual feelings that she subconsciously knows.
@@reallifebartsimpson8829 I like that interpretation. Yeah, the fig feels like it more or less embodies the idea of a "concerned friend or family member" could be dad, could be a brother, a close gal pal, etc.
The melody during the ‘colorful dinners unfold’ part is just so unsettling, I love it
Yea I thought that to plus jacks songs are said to be cursed
I know right!?!?
@kisame hashigaki how do you know him?
@kisame hashigaki yes I enjoy it
d i s s o n a n c e
"Its not easy to say how I feel, please forgive me.."
OUCH ALL OF THAT WAS REAL OUT OF NOWHERE 😨😨😨
reminder to watch his ads so the ad revenue can buy him more clay
Alyssa Reynolds, hey make sure to watch ads on his videos so he can get more clay. 👍👌
We live for Jack's clays.
Dogver bruh that’s exactly what this comment says 🤦♂️
THOSE BASTARDS TOOK HIS ADS
Reminder
okay but stan abigail for not being angry at the fig for telling his true feelings
Abigail gets it.
Everyone needs a friend like Abigail
PokiPoki 😽✌🏼
➖👄➖ yes
IKRRR
Those creepy old men at the window make it seem to me that although poor Abigail is trying to run an innocent cooking show, the main demographic of her watchers aren't interested in the cooking aspect so much as the hostess herself.
This is definitely the most plausible theory, with the fig saying “your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes”, as the camera zooms in on an old man in a photo staring at Abigail. And also, the money sliding under the door after the lyrics “pretty apron”. And also, the old man at the beginning making a binoculars gesture with his hands, which has a very stalker-y connotation.
I showed this to my mum, now she looks at figs and feels sad.
Oh my gosh, that's one way to get your mom to question what you're doing on RUclips. 😂
Atleast she didn't disown you like my mum did
;-;
Is your mom high or something
Daaaamn
that's nice
My theory is that Abigail never liked cooking, and her dad always wanted her to be a cook so he trained her to believe she loved cooking. She starts a cooking show, and by now, she genuinely loves cooking and is very good at it. But everyone who watches it only loves her “pretty apron” (pretty body & face) and the fig is her inner feelings about all of this. The salt is her father/ family. The money is all the funds she gets from the show.
Wow
chaotic good i love this theory
Bruh
You guys go re really deep into this.
Yeah imma add something to this. The people who keep showing up randomly at the window are viewers of the show and her smashing the eggs is her frustration about the whole thing. Also shown by the fig. The smoke at the end is her going mad and burning the kitchen down . If I sound too invested in this whole thing it's just because I love to theorise on stuff like this
Okay but, like first you got me crying over a girl with ham for a face and now it’s for a *Fig*
Damn
I’m jamming out to a girl with ham for a face
Sydney its Hamantha
he made me cry over *milk*
@@ellarose7114 lol
As an Abigail, I can confirm that we cook like this and this is the whole process when it comes to cooking
As another abigail I agree
I am not a Abigail but I do cook like this every time
As a third abigail I agree
As a fourth Abigail I also can confirm this is true
As a fifth Abigail I can confirm you’re right
theory:
gordan ramsay is making abigail cook for him and giving her some big boy bucks oh yeah and the fig knows the truth that’s great. this is honestly my fav anime
don_may Same.
Excuse me.... what the f€cK
Didnt you like that part when Abigail went super sayain to bake those cookies?
Ayy ur profile pic is suicide leopard
theory:
abigail likes to cook
It’s the fact that after the fig says his true feelings, Abigail starts reacting to the song lyrics. when it says “ walking around in a pretty apron” she frowns at the words before going back to that happy smile. And the fact her head is bobbing and leaning is almost as if she is getting lackadaisical and crushing the eggs. She is starting to care less and less about the cooking show. It’s not like people care, all they want to do is ogle at her
Hhm and I think Jack was the cameraman of the cooking show.
She’s also having some kind of lazy eye, like she’s almost loosing sanity or something
im sorry what was that word
and then something goes wrong in the kitchen, which is why there is smoke at the end
She pulls the same frowny face the first time around at colorful dinners, I think that's just her focused face
i cant believe abigail is how to basic, look how she cracks those eggs, perfect technique
probably related to him
I know I am
@@abigailsmith6138you’ll never be her 👿👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
Well my thought is that Abigail is a housewife who cooks in desire to please her husband, and her negative thoughts towards herself and what she believes others think of her manifests in her ingredients. She obviously slices up those ingredients, as a way of “killing” those negative thoughts or “purifying the rot”, but it never works, and every time she cooks with new things it comes back.
Abigail: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of cooking with A--
Salt: *WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION*
This one got me
XDD
TRU
The simps outside the window : *let me in LET ME IIIIIIIN*
I'M YOUR HOST KILLLEEEEEER KEEEEEEEEEMSTAAAARRRR
So basically :
"Aye yo girl lemme spill some tea, that bitchin fig been talkin bout you."
Juniper - Floof sally face
Salt is a snitch
*MY BABY BOY SAL*
*yO abigAil fIg taLkin shIt bOut yOu*
Salt is salty
I really like that the voice that speaks what they feel and seems to be the core of why "abigail" wanted to cook in the first place is a fig, one of the earliest cultivated foods by people according to what we currently know about anthropology. it could be a coincidence, but a fig seems like a very specific choice and something you wouldn't typically see in your kitchen, or even, say, your average cooking video on youtube or tiktok
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Me: vibin to the song
Me after Reading the theories: ಠ_ಠ
Wicked Candy ima have nightmares about the old men cause of my theory dude Here’s a real theory for ya I thinks it’s about sexualizing little girls and the “pretty apron” symbolized that and the old men are hungry for it 😖
@@xolabolaa why
And things got worse
@@xolabolaa theory
@@xolabolaa AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT JUST NOTICED ABIGAIL COME FROM GREEK ROME MEANING FOR SEEKING OF JOY
50% of comments: SALT SHAKER TEA
49% of comments: theory time
1% me just being scared of the old men
i was so so scared of them the first time i saw this!!
0.0001% me crying for the fig
IKR LIKE ARE THEY PEDOS ARE SOMETHING-
Me being infuriated about how she cracked the egg:
I MADE THIS COMMENT HAVE 420 likes!!!
Nobody:
The Salt: ｐｕｒｉｆｙ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｒｏｔ
Y e s
* i t s
e u e h
I guess you could say the shakers were salty
spamuel_hall ｙｅｓ ｐ ｕ ｒ ｉ ｆ ｙ
Love the theories here.
Vibe I get is Abigail's dream might be to have a cooking show or at least entertain, and there are people present who're just in it for looking at her body. They dehumanize her and are distant from the idea of innocent fun and sharing art with others. They also tip well. The fig being honest with her is her own conscience telling her that her dreams are pure but the hopes she for her cooking are not sustainable, but even in feeling that truth she continues to cook despite seeing the reality peeking in at her. If this is the case its about the death of innocence in a young adult.
I LOVE THIS THEORY, ITS AMAZING 👏 👏. 👏
@@twodum_23 And I love it when people leave vapid, smarmy comments that add nothing, except contribute to the toxic climate of social media.
Abigail: *cooks like any other person would*
Salt: *SO THAT HOE FIG-*
Well they are *pure* *salt*
Ghostie_Animates nice stolen joke
@@noel2039 thanks. This comment was pretty old so I sorta forgotten about it. I'll delete it later hh
@@noel2039 bro, stealing is: take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
these are just jokes, it doesn't have a property nor legal rights to it, its a joke, chill...
@•Daniel :P• Yes but is that DANIEL fRom cAmPcAmp I sEe 👀👁️👁️
Abigail: **exists**
Salt n stuff: *T H E F R E A K I N G F I G S A I D S H I T M A A M*
I love how you said freaking and then you say shit
that one kid in your clads
Ah yes, copied comment
A joke isn’t funny when you copy it from another person.
Abigail:*vibing*
Salts:FIG SAID BE TALKING STOOPID STUFF TO U MA’AM
Fig:*spiting out his feelings and stuff*
Abigail:?👄?
Me:boi fig spitting out his sweet lil words and u like boi wAt
I'm not sure, my theory could be stupid but:
I think it's talking about a woman with a dream to cook (or that part could just be a metaphor for any job) but she is selling herself to the producers/ other rich people to get the funding for the show, hence the creepy men watching her, pretty apron "colourful cooking" and the money slipped under the door. That's why the fig (either representing what she actually feels, a close friend or a romantic partner) who is worried for them and knows that they aren't achieving their goal by true means.
Either that the only reason people like her show is because she is pretty, not because of her cooking and she is trying to ignore it and the fig is that little part in the back of her head that knows why she actually has successes.
oh well! wonderful song none the less, and even if it doesn't have any real meaning its fun to speculate and make your own story to go along with it ^-^
yeah!
I can see that, good job lol
This is also backed up by the end where the egg cracks as eggs are a sign of innocence and youth. Not to mention it's not the men cracking the egg but rather Abigail showing that she led to her own down fall
Egg
@@imonfanta8414 salad
Abigail: cooking sum shit
The salt: GURL U WON‘T BELIEVE-
Lol
LMAOOLEBSBENSHEMBSBTBSBEGQKANABEJABDSH
THIS-
SIS NO I- KAKKAKQ
Lol💀
Top 5 snitches:
5. My brother
4. Candice (from phineas and ferb )
3. Julia
2. That kid at school THAT I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED INTO
1. *the salt shakers and those freaking sugar cubes*
*Phineas and Ferb, not fern
Jules Dean thank you for telling me that
Who's Julia?
Ok so I was playing tag with this kid and I ACCIDENTALLY knocked her over and I got grounded
@@Brunoki22 not me, i swear
Jack Stauber Jingles: *Exist*
Theorist: *_Its free real estate_*
Plot twist:
The Fig *_WAS_* talkin shit. He just acted all innocent because he was called out for it
But that’s just a theory
@@Dr_Corp a *FOOD* theory
Fig: **adjusts camera**
Fig: So I promised myself I wouldn't cry-
@@tamari1910 now watch the fig was actually depressed
S 4 M 3
Did anyone notice the crossed fingers in the background when the fig comes in at any moment of the video?
Crossed fingers usually mean that a person is lying, so the fig might have lied about what he feels.
🤞
nice
Actually, only shows it at the lines "that I can't survey any longer". So the misguided hopes are true, but he's lying about not surveying it. He might regret doing it, though. It explains many things for me
The fig fib
Kanojo Naku wow
abigail: *puls out a bowl*
salt shaker: sO I HEARD-
Salt shaker:Let me spill da tea!
Pulls* not puls.
@@manicdosed grammar police
¿Døreen Bermudez? Alert I’m the grammar police lol.
Oh my god! So flipping funny ! ohhh my good! reddit/ r big chungus :D:DD:D:D::D
can we please talk about how angelic jacks voice is
look even jesus likes it
Of course he is
Look if your Jesus then answer this. Is Jack stauber a angel and that is why his voice is so heavenly? Answer me that "Jesus".
Jesus Christ ikrrr
@@aidanniblock6186 he was specially designed and sent down as an angel
The fig: literally explaining how depressed and sick of everything it is
💃🏼COOKING WITH ABIGAIL HAVING SUCH FUN 💃🏼
🕺WALKING AROUND IN A PRETTY APRON 🕺
@@clem7904 👌COLORFUL MISTERY, COLORFUL DINNERS✨
@@tabby6431 UNFOLD!
@@mocaranislife THE FIG SAID SOMETHING,HORRIBLE ABOUT YOU!!
@@sr.8834 FIG SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE ABOUT YOU 💃
My therory: I think that abigail is being groomed into marriage with a older man as you can see that she has a younger face and looks like she about 20 while he is all wrinkled and kinda gross to look 40-70. Abigail wants to persue her life as a chef/cook but can’t given her abusive relationship with this older man making it hard for her to cook, the fig saying that “it cant serve any longer” are her true emotions. adding to this theory is that the fig said her dream to cook is all based on “misguided hopes” then shows the old mans face in her cooking photo. In the part where the fig is talking sadly while she is singing represents her life, sad but faking a smile or ignoring her sadness. Then the old man/men come up witch I believe are this abusers comments about her show/dream until everything stops and she quits her dream and settles down with this older man, holding her back from her dreams.
Also the money coming from the door is the old man paying her I think
Nah, those old men are just her gay grandparents waiting for the dinner to be ready
@@DrPrimeofficial LMFAO GAY GRANDPARENTS
@@skrunkly191 that's right
Abigal: does anything
Random deformed guy: bruh this girl talented
L.A.M Productions HAHAH LOL
Lmfao 💀
She do be talented doe
These are NOT fun to watch while high
ur telling me
@hit or miss its like a mind fuck
hit or miss girl you get a whole other side of the story
Dude it was
@@nailikrivdo5297 no fucking kidding man!!!
I was at a party, having six blunts in rotation, then somebody put this shit on the TV, we all watched it. Holy fuck i was tweaking out man!
jack stauber; **makes a video about a girl and a talking fig**
people in the comments; so, the meaning behind...
Jack stauber : Kay just posting the song Baby Hotline right now...
People: SOOOOOO THIS BOY IS IN A-
Idk, makes sense people wanting to make theories about that song, i mean THERE'S THREE UGLY OLD STALKERS AT HER WINDOW AND MONEY COMING FROM UNDER THE DOOR
I hate these comments, there are WAYYYY more people talking about the "cRaZy ThEoRiEs" fans come up with than there are actual theories
And even if there were a lot more theories, people are allowed to make them
What's wrong with trying to find a meaning behind a crazy claymation video about a cooking show with old men staring through a window and throwing money under a door at the host and salt shakers telling a girl to purify a fig's rot?
@@zypper7213 i'm... sorry? man, is being ironic not a thing anymore? again, sorry?
@@zypper7213 It's not just "people finding meaning"
You can find your own meaning all you want. But all of those comments are like "*this* is what it means" When it's really just interpret-able to each viewer. Not made with a specific implication.
I think it's way more likely that this video is an expression of the fear of money controlling your art than it is a literal story about a cook named Abigail. I mean, I don't know how Jack's mind works, but I really think you guys need to shift your perspective a bit.
Fig: it’s not easy saying what I feel...
Abigail: WaLkInG aRoUnD iN a PrEtTy ApRoN
kenny chesney
@@drewmaiden6840 stock image film ruclips.net/video/g1Ijgn9t-4w/видео.html stock image youtube comment
@@mnirvamnirva6412 ok?
Fig: *says something deep*
Rest of the song: *coOkiNg WitH aBigAiL hAVinG sUcH FuN*
𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼
@@Nimz0r Go back, the cult just burned down a house, we need your leading.
@@Nimz0r unfold
@@thetimetravelingfbi7626
*Cooking with Abigail , having such fun*
@@saltee6610 IT'S NOT EASY
I hope she doesn't forget the lamb sauce
THE FIG IS FACKING RAAWWWW!!!
WHERE’S THE LAMB SOOOOOOS
A BULL'S PENIS
YOU YOU AND YOU GET OUT
Even though this video is only a minute and 35 seconds, does anyone feel that it somehow gets longer as you rewatch it. When I first watched it, it seemed to go by pretty fast. On subsequent watches I was more in tune with the repetitive nature of the lyrics, the long pauses without words, and the off putting stares from the salt shakers, Abigail, and the creepy old men in the window. I dont know if this is a coincidence or not but the fig is the only one that does not stare either directly at the camera or even at Abigail. Its almost like he knows the truth of Abigail's predicament but he afraid to say it because he knows the repercussions (Abigail potentially taking her own life). He manages to sneak a peak in when he says PLEASE forgive me, possibly pointing to Abigail not being able to run from her intrusive thoughts/fears/doubts, any longer. Anyways, just an interesting thought I had. This video is art.
I can't put my finger on it but there's something terrifying but addictive about this
Yes I am terrified but I keep replaying
Is it bad it say I agree ._.
It's the fig....
*it’s the ✨b e a t✨*
Maybe it’s the creepy men watching her through the window? Seriously HOW is nobody talking about that?
Theory: Abigail
Having such fun
Walking around in a pretty apron
With colorful dinners.
Dude thats so deep
And colorful mystery.
And dinners unfold.
Don't forget the colorful mystery
dont forget the fig said something horrible about her
im pretty sure this is not sexual at all. Its just noticing how seemingly innocent shows/personalities are the product of corporate formulas. Abigail's cooking show isnt dependent on her cooking dream, just the money she generates.
This theory seems possible!
Because the old guys could actually represent the bosses behind big corporations.
If this is actually a symbolic video and not some random video.
So, 5 minute crafts?
Idk I see it as a girl stuck in a cult lol
Dude that's really good tbh. Considering there's more than one dude and they all seem corprate.
I see it perverted
People say Jack relies on the quirky aspect of his music to be considered a good singer. Jack really does sing beautifully when you listen for him past the mixing. This video captures that in a wonderful way. 👏👏💚
Theory (Warning: DARK)
Abigail has a big head because she is big brain too, she has memorized every recipe she’s ever done
WOAH
That was deep
WOAHH DUDEEE WTFFF
omg i cries!!!
Did you have a troubled childhood?
Everybody : Making scary theories
Jack stauber fans : *haha the fig was talking shitzoo*
S h i t z o o
@@ttgruffles6731 **Shitzoo*
Mr. Doge ...sCreeEeeSe
Only true fans blee blee blah blah
TTG Ruffles
RAYMONDDDDD
Cooking with Abigail
A Netflix original
Netflix could never come up with this beauty
I would actually watch it
I'm gonna be unoriginal, Gordon Ramsey could never 😬😂😂😂
Netflix would ruin it
Omg yes
Ways to make me clap;
“So no one told ya life was gonna be this way”
“Two time”
“Cooking with Abigail, having such fun”
Abigail: I-
The ingredients: PURIFY ITS R O T
0:04
@@alanmalan3819 what
@@alanmalan3819 what
Belle Delphine: I have the most simps!
Abigail: *hold my fig*
Lol yes
Ah, I see you too watch KittyDog.
LMAOO
@@youareoneant yes i made this comment 2 months ago and I also watch happy tree friends
Lol yep
My theory: Abigail has had a interest for cooking ever since she was a child, so with her experience she decided to create her own show about creating and trying different recipes. Everything is fine at first but after awhile Abigail has less motivation for cooking different things almost every single day, to make matters worse her fan base isn't exactly that great either, her fan base consists of old men (not like that's a bad thing) but they only watch her for her "pretty apron" (her body, not her interest for cooking). And since she has less motivation for cooking now she's taking more breaks and less episodes are coming out on her show, so the people who work on her show (the salt shakers) are telling on her feelings about cooking and the show "the fig said something horrible about you" "purify its rot" as in they want her to work more on the show and make more money. The fig represents her feelings about the show and cooking "I can't survey any longer" and "your dream to cook is founded on misguided hopes". But Abigail doesn't listen to the fig and listens to the salt shakers instead, it continues and almost nothing changes. You can see more men watching her through the window and money sliding from under the door, she's motivated by making more money so she continues.
lol
Dude. yes.
Oh mah god very long story
I'm no good at theories so I have a questions. Sorry if it's too much!
At the end they show the dusk sky with dark clouds and then shows the kitchen with those dark clouds still there.
In the picture when the fig says "is founded on misguided hopes." There is a guy in the background. (New phone who dis)
What do you suppose this means?
Asking you because I agree with this theory.
pretty good theory
Plot twist: Abigail is actually Opal
Omg ,
Well it makes sense because it says opal's burguers it could be not abigail but one of her family members maybe
W E S E E Y O U O P A L
Ow fck
idk who Opal is
Abagail: Cooking
Salt Shakers: *MOM THE FIG IS TALKING NONSENSE AGAIN*
Clip from School and Summer episode: Abigail’s Cafeteria Fraiche; The Good, The Bad, and The Stretchy
Salt shakers: MoM sAyS iTs My TuRn On ThE xBoX
I’m looking back at how cringe this comment was
I don't remember blues clues being this terrifying
'aBaGaiL'-
Now, it's a unique name💅
i ship Abigail and Hamantha
Y e s
Abigail accidentally cooked Hamantha’s face meat
#Hamigail
Dmitry The Kebob Remover YES
Hamantha is dead.
Like really super dead.
Everyone:*making theories*
Me: What is a fig?
Edit: it's a fruit, that ill speaking bitch is a fruit :)
Same
Powering Creativity oh ok. Thanks
I just looked it up then came back and saw this comment
Isn’t it a fruit or something
a fig is a type of fruit! dried figs taste a bit like prunes :)