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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa 6 лет назад +237

    Jordan: *pushes loaded pencil aside*

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 4 года назад +2

      nah.., no worries. He ain't John Wick

  • @SplotPublishing
    @SplotPublishing 6 лет назад +260

    Please note, rest of the world: These are our *moderates.*
    I was laughing until I thought about that.

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 6 лет назад +2

      @@niefanx Salty fishy

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep 6 лет назад +1

      @niefanx HAHAHAHAHAA

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 6 лет назад +7

      niefanx Holy shit you have some issues you need to work on

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 6 лет назад +8

      @@niefanx Europe has 741 million people in it. That's over twice as big as your precious "America" (325 m). 512 millions of those are living in EU, if those are your "few white privileged liberal European countries". Still almost twice the USA.
      Check your facts, pal.

    • @lp4470
      @lp4470 5 лет назад +1

      Non-aggressive, law-abiding citizens, who know the law and how firearms work. One man purchased a firearm to protect himself from armed robbery in one of the worst cities in the USA. Yes, I too am terrified.
      I will now go grab a blanket and watch Dora the Explorer.

  • @MSA-hh8th
    @MSA-hh8th 6 лет назад +113

    Lol he asked if he grow up in Mogadishu 😭

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 6 лет назад +90

    What's the deal with "gun enthusiasts?" Aren't guns for protection? You don't hear about insurance enthusiasts or flossing enthusiasts.

    • @macforme
      @macforme 4 года назад +3

      Ro G : theoretically insurance and floss are not deadly.... though if you are MacGyver you could possibly kill someone with them.

    • @miguelsilva9118
      @miguelsilva9118 4 года назад +6

      Kneepads enthusiasts, helmet enthusiasts...

    • @elkugelblitz
      @elkugelblitz 4 года назад +2

      Well, there is an entire gun culture. You don't have that with flossing or insurance.

    • @lewycrabtree8259
      @lewycrabtree8259 4 года назад +2

      To be fair there probably is a number of condom enthusiasts.

    • @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95
      @MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 3 года назад +2

      Because they aren't just for protection? They are used for sports, used as tools on farms and the like. They're not just for protection and killing, and going target shooting is fun.

  • @bitesizedhero8030
    @bitesizedhero8030 6 лет назад +142

    "Fundamental safety is the responsibiity of each individual and not the government" Basically he's saying that he does not feel safe without his gun. Is the US really that dangerous?

    • @SplotPublishing
      @SplotPublishing 6 лет назад +38

      No. But with people like him around... maybe?

    • @WafflePancakes1314
      @WafflePancakes1314 6 лет назад +27

      Remeber he said he was attacked by guys with guns? Of course he feels like he needs to protect himself. We need to walk a mile in another's shoes to understand where they're coming from.

    • @robertsmith6308
      @robertsmith6308 6 лет назад +9

      Have you seen the guy they elected as their president? In that environment you should have some means of defence!

    • @lp4470
      @lp4470 5 лет назад +2

      It depends on where you live. Usually it is centered around large cities or impoverished areas. Sometimes brandishing a weapon is enough to deter assault.
      We have illegal drug trade like its open season here. Drugs are smuggled in by the drug cartels from Mexico and from the Central American countries. They are also grown, produced and manufactured in the US and peddled by doctors, pharmacies, business men, street drug dealer, etc. It is extremely lucrative. Billion dollar industry. Some people are trying to become filthy rich, and some people are trying to just make ends meet to pay for groceries.
      Thus, lots of money produces incentive to protect assets. Enter in illegally sold and purchased weapons. Criminals will arm themselves. If they can smuggle in drugs across the border, and sometimes people, they will smuggle in guns. Or they can purchase them illegally for the right price from a contracted arms dealer. Citizens have to protect themselves depending on what type of neighborhood they live in. The police are not always able to make it in time to protect them.
      Then of course there is human trafficking, robbery, sexual assault, and gang wars, where often, one gang (drug dealer) fights another gang (drug dealer) on what they consider their "turf" for sale. There are also gang initiations, which usually involve some crime to be accepted into the gang, such as assault or murder. So, yes?

    • @lp4470
      @lp4470 5 лет назад

      Also, there isn't a public school in the US where drugs haven't been used by some student. Sometimes it's just weed, and sometimes its harder drugs like cocaine or heroine. I live in an area that is a suburb of a middle sized city in the Midwest. It has higher crime than most suburbs surrounding and has higher poverty. It is also pretty populated. There were gang fights, hallway fights. Kids selling drugs, using or family members using drugs. A friend's neighbor ODed on drugs. I have heard guns shots near the back of my house, about once or twice a year or so. A cop was killed in the line of duty about 10 years ago down my street. Someone was murdered a few blocks down near my house last year. People have been kidnapped, and assaulted.
      I am fine. I know where to go and when, and how to stay out of certain areas. I do not know own a gun. I do not live near Chicago or Detroit. I am in a suburb.
      Just as an fyi. There is also a rich suburb nearby, along with rural suburbs, and we have one of the best innovative community colleges in the country with University partnerships, robotic department, fabrication lab and micro-engineering building. We also have a fantastic theater department, robotics department and several professional athletes recently from the high school.
      I can't say someone shouldn't own a weapon if they feel they aren't in a safe neighborhood, are living on their own or feel insecure. If they feel they need one, then I say, the more lessons and training, the better.

  • @lobster272
    @lobster272 4 года назад +197

    "More people die of heroin overdoses than from guns." Okay, yeah but taking heroin is their choice. You don't choose to get shot.

    • @Ryano966
      @Ryano966 4 года назад +14

      Also I checked through a quick Google and in 2018 it's estimated nearly 15,000 of drug overdose deaths were heroin
      And another source stated 40,000 gun related deaths in 2017 so it's not even remotely true

    • @vintagevhsarchive
      @vintagevhsarchive 4 года назад

      In 2017, nearly 24,000 people did.

    • @Ryano966
      @Ryano966 4 года назад

      @@vintagevhsarchive 24,000 is just by suicide, 40,000 total in 2017

    • @vintagevhsarchive
      @vintagevhsarchive 4 года назад +1

      @@Ryano966 Yes. It was a response to, "You don't choose to get shot.".

    • @lobster272
      @lobster272 4 года назад

      @@vintagevhsarchive and of those, how many people do you think took other lives with them?

  • @hopkins363
    @hopkins363 6 лет назад +27

    "Did you grew up in Mogadishu?" I died

    • @Cuteskittles22
      @Cuteskittles22 4 года назад +1

      I was looking for a comment like this cause I died too

  • @techfrankly6115
    @techfrankly6115 6 лет назад +39

    Jordan was killing it but without guns :p

  • @linkworld02
    @linkworld02 6 лет назад +35

    "Is the pencil guy still here?" XD

  • @eliteg125
    @eliteg125 6 лет назад +99

    When you watch too much John Wick

  • @ptavangar
    @ptavangar 4 года назад +3

    That one guy when Jordan hugged him Haha

  • @AK-mp7go
    @AK-mp7go 6 лет назад +28

    Pure gold😂 The Bachelor!!

  • @ruraljuror1734
    @ruraljuror1734 5 лет назад +3

    Holy shit! David is from the town where I was born! Such a tiny town that I NEVER hear about! 😯

  • @sylvesteruchia5263
    @sylvesteruchia5263 3 года назад +1

    "If I wanted to take your life bad enough [Puts pencil on table], that is a weapon."
    Guy thinks he's John Wick.

  • @GRV_93
    @GRV_93 6 лет назад +44

    Legally armed in Detroit: LAID

  • @garrettolson4526
    @garrettolson4526 5 лет назад +2

    Him pushing the pencil away is hilarious

  • @fabtv2890
    @fabtv2890 5 лет назад +3

    This is so dramatic from the soft light to the zoom ins 😭😭😭 dating show vibes

  • @horacefairview5349
    @horacefairview5349 6 лет назад +13

    Give soldiers pencils!

  • @isaacgibson4602
    @isaacgibson4602 6 лет назад

    Jordan Klepper is fucking incredible, so brilliant and underrated and same goes to his reporters

  • @williamsinha4548
    @williamsinha4548 6 лет назад +31

    Love your videos

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 6 лет назад +1

    I cried watching this hour special.

  • @mitchellonthelow4865
    @mitchellonthelow4865 6 лет назад

    Lol i died when jordan hugged that man in the beginning and he cringed 😂😂😂

  • @idhmstyles4323
    @idhmstyles4323 6 лет назад +1

    Lmao this feels like the bachelor 😂😂

  • @TinyTorah
    @TinyTorah 4 года назад +6

    Who else got genuinely invested, and kinda had the wind taken out of their sails when Rick wasn’t chosen? 😅

  • @lemeeeonn7920
    @lemeeeonn7920 4 года назад

    I love Jordan’s content!!

  • @notrandom2
    @notrandom2 6 лет назад +2

    and my car is a weapon too... we all need to get tested before obtaining a license. The argument of "anything" can be a weapon is so true, it's moronic to use it as a defense for gun laws directed at preventing mentally unstable individuals from obtaining them... You know... like they do for cars.

  • @commie563
    @commie563 5 лет назад

    0.53 that walking Jordan is the man. We need opposition really bad.

  • @nikolaprimorac3812
    @nikolaprimorac3812 3 года назад

    He is an artist

  • @riekriek3022
    @riekriek3022 5 лет назад +4

    “Did you grow up in Mogadishu?” 😂

  • @Buthyful
    @Buthyful 6 лет назад +2

    I simply plainly like Jordan Klepper!

  • @benwatts5693
    @benwatts5693 6 лет назад +3

    Top 3000 raise you're hands.✋😂😂

  • @justice_was_taken
    @justice_was_taken 4 года назад +1

    0:39 distant socializing done right

  • @MonauralEgg
    @MonauralEgg 4 года назад

    Klepper is from Kalamazoo? Same! Nice.

  • @jessarose2288
    @jessarose2288 5 лет назад

    Dude in the beginning is SO HORRIFIED by a man hugging him it is fucking hilarious and pathetic all at once

  • @just1desi
    @just1desi 6 лет назад +8

    Hahahah. Love the skit.

  • @ismaillemhour
    @ismaillemhour 6 лет назад

    hi man i misse your show i m from morocco pls bring jordan time on tv back

  • @brittnay279
    @brittnay279 5 лет назад +2

    You know what’s funny about Michigan? Tasers were illegal here until 2012 (unless you were a police officer or PO) Guns were not illegal. It’s so funny to me how they thought tasers were too dangerous but were completely OK with guns. Now you can get a license to have a taser like you would a gun.

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 5 лет назад

      The point of that usually is that a gun could have different purposes, like hunting and sports. Like a knife. Taser doesn't have that.

  • @hoangkimviet8545
    @hoangkimviet8545 6 лет назад +43

    No country can use guns to keep democracy like USA, as I know :0

  • @latricee_2000
    @latricee_2000 6 лет назад

    This was too funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @visuallyendlessmedia8549
    @visuallyendlessmedia8549 6 лет назад +2

    Hahaha, Jordan Klepper is clever

  • @Razvan90
    @Razvan90 6 лет назад

    this is brilliant

  • @113dmg9
    @113dmg9 6 лет назад +14

    So what happened? Is there a part 2 somewhere?

  • @ZeeQMK
    @ZeeQMK 6 лет назад

    Why do I feel like I am watching the Bachelor? lol

  • @janekk2487
    @janekk2487 6 лет назад +3

    Awsome!

  • @parmesanstark2875
    @parmesanstark2875 6 лет назад

    Jordan could be a worthy bachelor!!!

  • @joaoa13portugal
    @joaoa13portugal 4 года назад +1

    *I brought 3 copies of the constitution*

  • @lota_everything
    @lota_everything 6 лет назад +2

    Love the vids

  • @lilintoxic
    @lilintoxic 6 лет назад

    Lol why does pete sound like the Unsolved Mysteries guy

  • @jahangirmehta3997
    @jahangirmehta3997 4 года назад

    Did that grandpa just throw a john wick at jordan............

  • @_ten
    @_ten 6 лет назад +8

    Even though this was a parody of the format, still was pretty cringey to watch for me.

  • @miathaicha22
    @miathaicha22 5 лет назад

    I’m trying to stop vaping but the commercials against it just reminds me that I’m not vaping and it makes me want to. It’s having the opposite effect

  • @iblowsnow
    @iblowsnow 6 лет назад +2

    Gold!

  • @jaidendunn12
    @jaidendunn12 6 лет назад

    Too fucking cold

  • @therealkbrackson
    @therealkbrackson 6 лет назад +1

    Solved af

  • @sierralvx
    @sierralvx 4 года назад

    Ehhh, he got to film this in his hometown!

  • @vidadecachorro77
    @vidadecachorro77 5 лет назад

    LOLOL HILARIOUS!

  • @akhilt9583
    @akhilt9583 6 лет назад +4

    How dare u make fun of "The Bachelor" and "Guns"

  • @YoBroJoeYT
    @YoBroJoeYT 4 года назад

    Is that the Knives Out house?

  • @stateoftherepublic230
    @stateoftherepublic230 6 лет назад +54

    Their concerns about their guns, are outweighed by everyone else's concerns about public safety. There is no individual right to own a firearm in the 2nd Amendment, no matter what the NRA and the right-wing reactionaries on the court say.
    On another note, my channel has a video in response to the tragedy in Parkland condemning the NRA and Republicans for allowing this to happen, and rebutting common gun nut talking points. We also do regular weekly news updates

    • @jonahs.3426
      @jonahs.3426 6 лет назад +3

      State of the Republic Alright dude, so the FBI knowingly having the shooter reported to them and not doing anything was the NRA's fault? You cant say that would havent have gone differently if a teacher or administrator had a gun. Truth is, if people are going to use guns for illegal things, they will get guns illegal ways. Like banning alchohol in the early 1900's didnt work, a full ban wont work. Vigilance and someone closer to the scene armed would suffice, because soft targets are called that for a reason, and the sooner we stop letting domestic terrorists see schools and other places as soft spots, they wont attack there.

    • @treverbrown3708
      @treverbrown3708 6 лет назад +3

      State of the Republic your channel is a shittier version of Sargon

    • @lseul8812
      @lseul8812 6 лет назад +2

      State of the Republic Your channel has the shittiest editing Ive seen in a long time, and heard probably one of the worst voices in awhile. Its baffling the amount of speech skills you lack. Not even touching on your bafflingly uniformed opinions

    • @joshowensby6339
      @joshowensby6339 6 лет назад

      Most people aren't going to be able to get a gun of even the cheapest on costs over $100,000 and the cheapest bullet is over $100. Boom, gun problem solved.

    • @FLOFRESHABEL
      @FLOFRESHABEL 6 лет назад +3

      lseul That's the American way. Just criticising production value and superficial things like voice. Not even touching on why his opinions are uninformed or even presenting contrary evidence. Cause who likes a good discussion about guns?

  • @mahammadoutunkara6430
    @mahammadoutunkara6430 6 лет назад +1

    The army has drones what is the point of the assault rifle all it takes is one drone strike

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 4 года назад

      This is why I don't get second amendment people. It's void of context considering there's two arguments for the second amendment. First, there is the argument that the second amendment exists to allow state militias. This is fine as an argument except that the modern u.s. has the largest and most well-funded military in the world, why do we still need state militias then? The second argument is similar, that the second amendment exists to protect citizens against their own government. This argument has two flaws. First, we have the largest, most well-funded military in the world and... what? These people expect farmer bill and office Joe to overthrow the government? Second, I have never heard a situation these people can imagine as tyrannical EXCEPT for the confiscation of their precious guns. Need I remind people we are still running immigrant detention centers that fall under the definition of concentration camps or that we have the most cops responsible for killing people of any developed country? I'm not saying that we should take over the government, I think voting and direct action protests are better solutions, but I do think it is telling that none of the gun rights people I've ever met (I live in texas btw) are bothered by these.

  • @JaimeMesChiens
    @JaimeMesChiens 4 года назад

    Actually, you’re statistically more likely to get shot and killed by a family member.
    But, cousin Pete is awfully cute, so there’s that.

  • @solairesolalalalalemon1198
    @solairesolalalalalemon1198 6 лет назад

    Behold, the hypocrites.

  • @youmakeitwhatitis
    @youmakeitwhatitis 6 лет назад +1

    *cough cough* the suppressor bit is wildly untrue and placed amidst real facts *cough*

  • @MrOneNye
    @MrOneNye 6 лет назад

    Nice field piece. a barrage of lulz

  • @tsukiji_wasabi3722
    @tsukiji_wasabi3722 6 лет назад

    Alex Jones could never

  • @Violinist265
    @Violinist265 5 лет назад

    So what happened with Pete?? Did he become a moderate??

  • @megan3663
    @megan3663 3 года назад

    Jordan, can I adopt you as a brother?

  • @AnaAna-nn6pg
    @AnaAna-nn6pg 4 года назад +2

    Did you grow up in Mugadishu??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dsleech
    @dsleech 2 года назад

    Jordan is intelligent

  • @lp4470
    @lp4470 5 лет назад

    I like how he is trying to pick someone to "change their mind," but automatically negates the people with legitimate concerns and thoughts who might "change his mind." Interesting.

  • @maaji10
    @maaji10 5 лет назад

    Did you grow up in Mogadishu. 😂😂 Come on jordan it’s not like everyone in Mogadishu has a gun

  • @lp4470
    @lp4470 5 лет назад

    And the point was.... ??

  • @emmanuelmartinez6210
    @emmanuelmartinez6210 6 лет назад +1

    I knew this was gonna be the outcome

  • @sugarcub3z
    @sugarcub3z 5 лет назад

    three copies of the constitution...just in case

  • @gmq402
    @gmq402 3 года назад

    *Statistically that’s no true*

  • @lilmsgs
    @lilmsgs 4 года назад

    Is this a spoof of some reality show? (Note: I've virtually never seen any of the reality shows)

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 4 года назад

      The bachelor/bachelorette, a show where a man (or woman in the bachelorette) take about 20 or so women (or men in the bachelorette) on dates eliminating them from the show until one is left. If you've never seen it don't worry, I have no idea why anyone would watch it.

    • @lilmsgs
      @lilmsgs 4 года назад

      @@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      Ah so, thanks. I've only seen preview clips of the bachelor. Looks so idiotic I never tuned in.
      Now I see how this youtube it's a spoof on that.

  • @brittnay279
    @brittnay279 5 лет назад

    K-Zoo 👍🏼

  • @Mr.Ramirez95
    @Mr.Ramirez95 4 года назад

    Is nobody gonna comment on how this is a knock-off of the *bachelor* ? 😂😂
    I don't Watch it, the wife does. 🤗

  • @ivankostovski9999
    @ivankostovski9999 3 года назад

    What the fuck is this lmfao

  • @eileen_a_b
    @eileen_a_b 5 лет назад

    I was 2k like!

  • @JesusGodHolySpirit3
    @JesusGodHolySpirit3 6 лет назад

    Guns should be everyone's right and wrong i know how a gun works all my neighbors seriously anything could work :)

  • @sympathderseefahrer420
    @sympathderseefahrer420 6 лет назад

    Uhm, how about at least a tiny bit of actual input? No? :(

  • @saritasi7819
    @saritasi7819 6 лет назад

    Stop posting old videos just because it seems relevant

  • @dustinalicea3304
    @dustinalicea3304 6 лет назад

    Damn, this actually kinda sucked

  • @lacrosseplayer3618
    @lacrosseplayer3618 6 лет назад +4

    Second

  • @chloetaylor219
    @chloetaylor219 6 лет назад

    First

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 6 лет назад

    Fake!! These are all actors

  • @BillyBobThornt0n
    @BillyBobThornt0n 6 лет назад

    Waiting on this guy to become funny. It’s like I know he can, he just isn’t