He Sat on his Balls - Obscure Vinyl

This is AI and is just a bit of fun
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
There was a man, oh so proud and tall,
Until the day he sat on his balls,
He took a seat, with a graceful drop,
But the pain shot up, like a belly flop!
(Chorus)
He sat on his balls, and oh what a wail,
He turned ghostly white, his face went pale,
It’s a cautionary tale, for one and all,
Beware the fate of sitting on your balls!
(Verse 2)
He was at the park, with a picnic spread,
All seemed perfect, till he misled,
Sat down too quickly, without a glance,
And suddenly he was doing a pain-filled dance!
(Chorus)
He sat on his balls, and the tears did flow,
His friends gathered 'round, concerned for Joe,
It’s a painful story, that he’ll recall,
The fateful day he sat on his balls!
(Bridge)
Now he takes it slow, with a careful bend,
Always mindful, to avoid the trend,
He’s learned his lesson, from that fateful fall,
To always guard his precious balls!
(Verse 3)
So if you see a man, taking it slow,
With a careful seat, you’ll surely know,
He’s been through the wringer, had a painful stall,
From the dreadful moment, he sat on his balls!
(Chorus)
He sat on his balls, and oh what a wail,
He turned ghostly white, his face went pale,
It’s a cautionary tale, for one and all,
Beware the fate of sitting on your balls!
(Outro)
So listen up lads, heed this call,
Take care when you sit, don’t let them fall,
For comfort’s sake, and to stand tall,
Always be wary, and protect your balls!
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its a cautionary tale for one and all!

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Pwahahahaha 😂🎉

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Be slow guys