Vicious Mockery: 100 D&D Insults

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @GinnyDi
    @GinnyDi  4 года назад +142

    You can now grab these insults as a Fantasy Grounds module or a PDF rolling table!
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    ► PDF ROLLING TABLE: www.dmsguild.com/product/326172/Ginny-Dis-Vicious-Mockery--100-DD-Insults?affiliate_id=2791199

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 2 года назад +2

      7:14 This one should have been "hay, are you 4e?"

  • @SylviusTheMad
    @SylviusTheMad 5 лет назад +4900

    "You're so dumb Detect Thoughts would give me psychic damage."
    I'm definitely using that.

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 5 лет назад +15

      Same!

    • @DuongNguyen-kx7qo
      @DuongNguyen-kx7qo 5 лет назад +10

      That's a good one

    • @rumguk
      @rumguk 5 лет назад +6

      Yep gonna use that as well that was my favorite:)

    • @Strix182
      @Strix182 5 лет назад +27

      That happened to my GOO warlock once. They tried to read the mind of a terrifyingly haughty priestess once and were overwhelmed by a wall of pure *smug.*

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 4 года назад +4

      Then the wizard uses detect thoughts and dies.

  • @shifttheshaman
    @shifttheshaman 5 лет назад +2800

    "I hear your mother named you 'NPC' because nobody ever invites you to join the Party".

    • @GinnyDi
      @GinnyDi  5 лет назад +278

      HA!! Brilliant!

    • @AeroLXI
      @AeroLXI 5 лет назад +62

      I'm uhhh... I'm stealing this. Don't mind me.

    • @Static3649
      @Static3649 4 года назад +29

      *my party, who finds and npc we like every campaign and make them our traveling companion, sometimes we even need to knock them out and drag them with us.*

    • @arcane1231
      @arcane1231 4 года назад +8

      *my party who just took in a sad firbolg npc*

    • @a-healthy-dm-trying-his-be5915
      @a-healthy-dm-trying-his-be5915 4 года назад +4

      Sunken Amy same, we had three of them at one point and they loved all three of them equally

  • @ascapedgoat8462
    @ascapedgoat8462 5 лет назад +2146

    “Who’s shrine did you piss on to get cursed with a face like that?”
    My bard, who pissed on a shrine to a dark god and had to go to god court over it: *sweats nervously*

    • @noomre9105
      @noomre9105 4 года назад +70

      that's beautiful, what lead to that happening?

    • @eccentric_creampuff4983
      @eccentric_creampuff4983 4 года назад +33

      _I am intrigued_

    • @ascapedgoat8462
      @ascapedgoat8462 4 года назад +67

      no omre We we’re leading a war against an empire that worshiped a bunch of shadow gods, and I thought it’d send a good message to piss on one of the alters, because they’d know when their temple is being desecrated. It was just a power play.

    • @ascapedgoat8462
      @ascapedgoat8462 4 года назад +45

      Eccentric_Creampuff I was a bard of Ioun and we were fighting an empire that followed a god named “the nameless one,” and Gth’aal just wanted to flex so he decided to pee on his altar.

  • @TriMarkC
    @TriMarkC 5 лет назад +1173

    “Your whole family has no class. I’m sorry, I meant Armor Class... because clearly neither of your parents believed in using protection!”

  • @justasinging_geek
    @justasinging_geek 5 лет назад +2319

    “After three warning arrows, you might want to try hitting me” 😂 “That was too far, please tell your horse I apologize” 🤣

  • @peptalkguy
    @peptalkguy 5 лет назад +1121

    "Do you know what the difference is between your mother and a Troll?
    Neither did your father apparently!"

    • @scyobiempire4450
      @scyobiempire4450 4 года назад +7

      peptalkguy I’m using that one.

    • @beep4340
      @beep4340 4 года назад +10

      OKAY DAAAANG SHE MISSED THAT ONE

    • @elvarestep3323
      @elvarestep3323 4 года назад +5

      The first way I interpreted that was as "you're adopted".

    • @leohurtt9088
      @leohurtt9088 4 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure that would cause 1 d4 hurt feelings lol😂😂😂

  • @hi-im-kerri
    @hi-im-kerri 5 лет назад +2147

    "Let's compare tragic backstories! Let me guess... you were an accident?" Was my favourite.

    • @Tmas390
      @Tmas390 5 лет назад +25

      R Lee Ermey: "did your parents have any children that lived?! Bet they regret that!"

    • @divinityquartz3428
      @divinityquartz3428 5 лет назад +20

      "your mom mustve been shit with abjuration because clearly she failed to use protection" was pretty damn good too.

    • @markdiplock3439
      @markdiplock3439 5 лет назад +2

      I laughed so much over that one.

    • @duppythepuppy2636
      @duppythepuppy2636 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @V3xxe
      @V3xxe 5 лет назад +1

      That one was SAVAGE

  • @svenabel2987
    @svenabel2987 5 лет назад +662

    Note to self: create a Hexblade warlock whose patron is an unbreakable bottle of booze

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 5 лет назад +48

      There's now a UA for having a Genie Patron! You can even carry them around in a bottle! :D

    • @Dloin
      @Dloin 4 года назад +24

      And crossclass him with bard so you get the singer of alestorm

    • @joshuagodwin8565
      @joshuagodwin8565 4 года назад +20

      @@Dloin As a DM I am now making a psychic damage fireball esc spell for bards called "Fucked with an anchor"... Friendly fire enabled.

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад +7

      An unbreakable bottle of Patron?

    • @A.JayRother
      @A.JayRother День назад +1

      An ever full unbreakable bottle of booze. You have your patron and drink them too!

  • @amethysteshroud6082
    @amethysteshroud6082 5 лет назад +2130

    "The only action you get is from your Mage Hand." Okay, that one got a giggle out of me.

    • @billthecanuck
      @billthecanuck 5 лет назад +64

      there's a reason my wizards catch phrase is "Mage hand can do anything"

    • @TheRealAirdoo
      @TheRealAirdoo 5 лет назад +7

      Magi hand can only lift 10lbs or less

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 5 лет назад +7

      So... I will be getting action then?

    • @MrUmakemelaff
      @MrUmakemelaff 5 лет назад +3

      @SaviorOfNirn Or is it truly irrelevant....?

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 5 лет назад +11

      @SaviorOfNirn I think...he's implying he doesn't get 'action' from his mage hand because his 'tool' is too heavy.

  • @gghost166
    @gghost166 5 лет назад +1144

    "Before I saw you, I never understood how fathers could walk out on their children. Now I get it."

  • @francescacazorla
    @francescacazorla 5 лет назад +536

    "It's so impressive that the natural 1 is named after you, you know, critical failure"
    I'm dead!

  • @lilyg.2205
    @lilyg.2205 5 лет назад +630

    “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    • @trezalkapeliskova2121
      @trezalkapeliskova2121 5 лет назад +66

      I fart in your general direction.

    • @loganfrandrup6590
      @loganfrandrup6590 5 лет назад +13

      Classic

    • @Panic_Pickle
      @Panic_Pickle 4 года назад +44

      It took me way too long to realise that this was actually just a more child safe way of saying “your mother’s a whore and your father’s a drunkard.”

    • @danielribeiro1433
      @danielribeiro1433 4 года назад +9

      i knew i would find this here somewhere

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 года назад +15

      @@Panic_Pickle TIL that that insult that I thought was kinda goofy is way more savage than I thought... Damn...

  • @ianmcgillvray5876
    @ianmcgillvray5876 5 лет назад +705

    i may have sneezed right before Ginny said "bless you" ....i responded

    • @GinnyDi
      @GinnyDi  5 лет назад +136

      HAHAHA this is incredible

  • @shmoopy4265
    @shmoopy4265 5 лет назад +258

    “The only action you get is from mage hand.”
    Perfect, just as great as:
    “So they named you after a natural one: a critical failure”

  • @SapphireDragon357
    @SapphireDragon357 5 лет назад +1093

    Character idea: Fighter/Bard with warcaster and sentinel, so every time an enemy misses, you get an attack of opportunity with Vicious Mockery. "I can see you're really struggling. Should I take off my armor to make it easier?"

    • @teacooper6485
      @teacooper6485 5 лет назад +69

      FUCKIN STEALIN THIS THANK YOUUUUUUU

    • @divinityquartz3428
      @divinityquartz3428 5 лет назад +43

      i feel like in certain circles this one might get an unintended response

    • @ACENDANT-
      @ACENDANT- 5 лет назад +6

      Wow

    • @duanefouche378
      @duanefouche378 5 лет назад +9

      How would this work?
      I know no way of getting an attack of opportunity when your opponent misses, and those feats don't give that ability either.

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 5 лет назад +14

      @@duanefouche378 I might be thinking of a monk ability.... which would put a crimp in this character plan.

  • @6Hell6oopz6
    @6Hell6oopz6 4 года назад +149

    "You are so ugIy a succubus toId you that she didn't want to risk ruining your friendship"
    I am dying send heIp XD

    • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
      @vaulthunterfromterra4053 Год назад +5

      We’ve sent some emergency Griffons….wait, were you, traveling by horseback? Sorry.

  • @CarcosaVtuber
    @CarcosaVtuber 5 лет назад +583

    Ginny inflicting massive fire damage with those burns.

    • @diversezebra6754
      @diversezebra6754 5 лет назад +10

      Get with the game... It is Psychic damage.

    • @MegaPokefan97
      @MegaPokefan97 5 лет назад +1

      @@diversezebra6754 ye

    • @softpaw6234
      @softpaw6234 5 лет назад +3

      It's a joke

    • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
      @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 4 года назад +4

      @@diversezebra6754 Psychic AND Fire damage. That's my offer. Also, I hope that whoever gets that used on them has a wizard with Prestidigitation. Oh wait, these aren't small fires.

  • @DF_TCG
    @DF_TCG 3 года назад +42

    I just made one that I think deserves to be shared here:
    "You really make me question what's the best way to attack you. To use a weapon I have to get close. For Magic I have to touch you. To use a bow I have to look at you and if I use Vicious Mockery you just won't get it..."

  • @AronZell
    @AronZell 5 лет назад +424

    "This isn't second edition, a negative armor class is bad." 😂

    • @keithshepard3
      @keithshepard3 5 лет назад +16

      Aron Zell I have only done one campaign so far and it’s second edition. I love 2E

    • @Winslow273
      @Winslow273 5 лет назад +10

      ah, the last true AD&D... we still play 2nd Ed. (and a little bit of 1st ed and 2.5e thrown in) It is the way.

    • @Winslow273
      @Winslow273 5 лет назад +5

      @SaviorOfNirn it does require a skilled DM who can find a way to motivate players, and players that are interested in RPG skills....but you (party and DM) need to supply the story telling....after all its not WoW-esq melee, but rather shared storytelling that is the heart of actual AD&D. Some of the best games have been combat free, and some of the worst things we got ourselves into were from too zealous application of the melee principles...

    • @fiend-off-the-grid
      @fiend-off-the-grid 5 лет назад +6

      @@keithshepard3 Pray tell, why would a negative armor class be good in 2E?

    • @Dargonkin527
      @Dargonkin527 5 лет назад +8

      @@fiend-off-the-grid because the lower your ac the harder you are to hit. ie to hit AC -10 with a +3 sword and no other modifiers you would need to roll a 12 or higher just to hit them. If i remember the system right, it has been awhile since I played....

  • @15098D
    @15098D 5 лет назад +118

    “You can barely cast a shadow, let alone a spell”
    Beautiful

  • @awerzo2128
    @awerzo2128 5 лет назад +551

    *TAKES NOTES IMMEDIATELY*

    • @friedrin999
      @friedrin999 5 лет назад +4

      they already have a document in the description so you can just copy it from there

    • @onnayoung7699
      @onnayoung7699 4 года назад +2

      @orporp mine when right in my character note book lol.

    • @hellodoink
      @hellodoink 4 года назад +1

      now i feel prepared to play a bard

  • @onishojo9430
    @onishojo9430 4 года назад +73

    Here's one:
    "If you were to look into a mirror, your reflection would cast Vicious Mockery on its own"

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 5 лет назад +444

    "You best multiclass into paladin, because no-one else is going to want to Lay you..."

  • @TheCatBehind
    @TheCatBehind 4 года назад +39

    "Some are said to fall from heaven, others to have been cast from the hells, but you... you've clearly been yeeted from the abyss" absolutely stunning

    • @a.summers9180
      @a.summers9180 Год назад +1

      Under the right circumstances, this one could work for *Tasha's Hideous Laughter*!

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 5 лет назад +683

    "Are you 3.5e? Becuase I hate you."
    Not gonna lie, that one cut deep, 3.5 is favorite. Hilarious, but deep cutting.
    I applaud you.

    • @LadyAvianna
      @LadyAvianna 5 лет назад +6

      John Williams Same.

    • @Sugar-Foot
      @Sugar-Foot 5 лет назад +6

      Yup

    • @Idofphoenix
      @Idofphoenix 5 лет назад +9

      Right. My heart hurt after that one.

    • @firebird8600
      @firebird8600 5 лет назад +4

      Agree.

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 5 лет назад +8

      I thought I loved 3.5. But after years of playing Pathfinder, Starfinder, Savage Worlds, Genesys... it is really clunky with unnecessarily limiting rules. The skill system is my most frequent annoyance in my current 3.5 campaign but there are others.

  • @punnyarts
    @punnyarts 5 лет назад +180

    So, I actually have a funny story involving the first time I used vicious mockery!
    I was playing as a mute bard and me and my party were fighting a bunch of wolves, since I can't talk, I gave a wolf the middle finger, and it ended up FAINTING... only in DnD...

    • @DJROCKSTAZ
      @DJROCKSTAZ 4 года назад +44

      One time, my party and I were fighting off an ambush by animated shrubs (Blame a pissed-off archdruid for THAT!) when my halfling bard decided to cast Vicious Mockery. But she didn't just insult it, ohhh no... she immediately started singing, VERY badly, "Not a TREEE! You're not a TREEEE!" Thus began a running joke throughout our whole campaign. Every time we'd kill one of these things, our bard would randomly sing, "Not a TREEEEE!".

    • @L-S
      @L-S 4 года назад +5

      @@DJROCKSTAZ
      😂😂😂

    • @snutrekker
      @snutrekker 3 года назад +12

      I hope you also chose Minor Illusion for subtitles.

  • @Mongward
    @Mongward 5 лет назад +673

    "If I had a gold piece every time I enjoy our interactions my debt would put the bard college loans to shame"

    • @dolphincat1446
      @dolphincat1446 5 лет назад +22

      Mongward, XD
      Do you mind if I use that one?
      It's really funny and my character has a big ego and likes money.

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 5 лет назад +15

      @@dolphincat1446 feel free! I am probably never going to use it myself, because I don't play in English :D I'm glad you like it!

    • @dolphincat1446
      @dolphincat1446 5 лет назад +4

      Mongward, thank u 😂🙃

    • @christianwhite8877
      @christianwhite8877 5 лет назад +3

      I thought of one "if I had a gold piece every time I enjoy our interactions my debt might just put your to shame" it would be a even worse burn if someone said "your so ugly i bet you have to pay people a million gold pieces every time someone looks at you"

  • @RageJ
    @RageJ 5 лет назад +56

    Our bard just says "you will never be good enough" every time he casts vicious mockery.

  • @MrWaffel
    @MrWaffel 5 лет назад +372

    "Yeeted from the abyss" takes the cake LUL

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +140

    "You're so useless, that when you join a party of monsters, its challenge rating goes down."
    Sounds like my last monk...

    • @thesubscriber2899
      @thesubscriber2899 5 лет назад +5

      how is that possible, A monk is literally punch everything + evade all. You punch as hard as Goku but without the screaming overload. Did you f*** up when building the char?

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +3

      @@thesubscriber2899 Nope. I was just doing so little damage (5-9, not including crits) when I did manage to hit, that I finally gave up and rolled a cleric, so at least I'm useful.

    • @bluebird8221
      @bluebird8221 5 лет назад +1

      @@whiterabbit75 2/3/4 attack per turn tho.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 5 лет назад +6

      @@bluebird8221 Doesn't help if you don't hit.

    • @bloonjitsu7148
      @bloonjitsu7148 4 года назад +2

      @@whiterabbit75 I have a homebrew rule where unarmed strikes always land. It makes monks actually useful.

  • @Emziana
    @Emziana 5 лет назад +163

    To the enemy I say "You're so ugly, Locate Creature refused to cast!"

  • @emmasilver2332
    @emmasilver2332 2 года назад +17

    "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but it appears you are unarmed"
    What you say when you succeed your save against vicious mockery

  • @lutacos
    @lutacos 5 лет назад +360

    Now I really want to play a character that only speaks in insults

    • @dawntherin2833
      @dawntherin2833 5 лет назад +33

      That would be a fun concept for a kenku bard!

    • @lutacos
      @lutacos 5 лет назад +7

      @@dawntherin2833 oooh yess!!

    • @phild1986
      @phild1986 5 лет назад +34

      Is Sam Riegel a class now ?

    • @colevu8906
      @colevu8906 5 лет назад +7

      Phil D probably is. I wouldn’t put it past the internet. If it isn’t though? Give me a week and some booze and it will be

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 лет назад +5

      I could do that and just say I was cursed to do that...

  • @redwolf344
    @redwolf344 3 года назад +29

    "There are two sides to every story and you're a failure in both"
    "Two wrongs don't make a right. Your parents are proof of that."
    "You've got something on your chin. No,no the third one down"

  • @happybob1441
    @happybob1441 5 лет назад +127

    "Yeeted from the abyss" - I need to work this into my day to day life.

  • @Wertyvid
    @Wertyvid 4 года назад +36

    "I've seen flumphs more intimidating than you"
    It's impossible to be more intimidating than a flumph

    • @Aaa-bi8ly
      @Aaa-bi8ly 2 года назад +1

      That’s the insult/joke,

    • @Aaa-bi8ly
      @Aaa-bi8ly 2 года назад

      Impossibly unintimidating

  • @BlueSparrow23
    @BlueSparrow23 5 лет назад +117

    I was laughing so hard at some of these, I had to pause so I didn't miss the next one! I am absolutely going to steal some of these! Thanks for including a written list, it'll come in handy when I have a dis-off with my Party's bard. Congratulations on 100k, and here's to another!

  • @folkuey_artster
    @folkuey_artster 4 года назад +36

    "You're charisma is so low, feeblemind would be an improvement"
    My wizard that got feeblemind for a week: "Oh shit-"

    • @connormeriwether4486
      @connormeriwether4486 4 месяца назад

      What did your wizard do?

    • @folkuey_artster
      @folkuey_artster 4 месяца назад

      @@connormeriwether4486Lots of decoy work. LOTS. Effectively became the #1 crash test dummy lol

  • @flyingskyward2153
    @flyingskyward2153 5 лет назад +180

    Quick, get her up to 200k subs so she has to make another. Love these!

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 5 лет назад +3

      AGREE!

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +5

      If 50k was pick-up lines & 100k is insults, what would 200k be?

    • @Timri3681
      @Timri3681 5 лет назад +3

      @@davidparkes7741 Um...Pick up line rejections? Could be great!

    • @softpaw6234
      @softpaw6234 5 лет назад +1

      @@Timri3681 read the description, that was this one

  • @stephenblevins3829
    @stephenblevins3829 5 лет назад +29

    "You'd probably find a way to miss with Magic Missile"
    Savage!

  • @GoldenPerception
    @GoldenPerception 5 лет назад +134

    Ahhh it makes me so happy to see some of my suggestions made it in here! Also, the “tell you mom I said hi” one might be my favorite. Well done, and congrats on 1 million!!!

    • @GinnyDi
      @GinnyDi  5 лет назад +21

      Thank you for helping!! 100 was a VERY DAUNTING number to hit, I really appreciate you contributing some great options!

  • @Crystalelements182
    @Crystalelements182 3 года назад +19

    "I admire your dedication to keeping your sword clean, you havent hit me yet!" Oh ginny. These are savage
    "Most people can manage a simple weapon, but I'm sure we'll find something you can handle"
    "Illusion of competence"

  • @estellajayne
    @estellajayne 5 лет назад +83

    LOL! “You’re so dumb Detect Thoughts would give me psychic damage.”

  • @arcticbanana66
    @arcticbanana66 5 лет назад +12

    Panic Grimtongue of the Unexpectables has come up with some pretty good ones. A couple favorites are "You remind me of Rapunzel, except instead of letting down your hair, you let down all of your friends," and, when fighting a young black dragon, "How do you kill yourself to a dragon? Climb up its ego and then fall down to its I.Q.!"

  • @jamieb2563
    @jamieb2563 5 лет назад +69

    "Are you a gelatinous cube"
    Somehow both a Mockery and Pickup line

    • @__Albin__
      @__Albin__ 5 лет назад +5

      Indeed, I came up with the pick-up line last time and decided to see if I could come up with one with the same setup this time.
      It's not as good, but it works and I'm happy it made it in the video.

    • @Isaac-hm6ih
      @Isaac-hm6ih 3 года назад +2

      Hmm, trying this with a few others:
      Are you sure it's Unarmoured Defense you have? Because you're pretty offensive.
      I'm sure my god wouldn't mind if I took the night off with you to worship Baal instead. (Forgotten Realms god of murder, to help you get the threat).
      Are you my dice? Because your results are horrible.
      You look divine. And I'm a paladin, so I should know which hell you're from.
      You look divine -oh, sorry, our wizard's just told me the Abyss isn't divine. My mistake.
      You look really familiar... or maybe I'm thinking of the dryad we met last week.
      They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I didn't think I was an aberration, but you've proven me wrong.
      Help me out here, looking at you I can't tell if I should be casting Charm Person or Charm Celestial.
      You should really look into learning True Polymorph. It might help you with finding someone worthy of you.

  • @jasonsilvernail1450
    @jasonsilvernail1450 4 года назад +10

    "I've heard of Minor Illusion, and I've heard of Major Illusion. But this Illusion of Competence is truly next level."
    Best one 10/10!

  • @queerlydeparted7650
    @queerlydeparted7650 5 лет назад +87

    I've been playing D&D consistanly for about 2 months, and vicious mockery is my favorite cantrip.

    • @RJeremyHoward
      @RJeremyHoward 5 лет назад +9

      That is because it is the BEST!
      As a DM, I had a bard PC who "Dropped the Mic" (vicious mockery-ed creatures to death) like 5 times in a campaign. He'd be trying to conserve spell slots because I modify monsters and make them harder because I had 7/9 veteran players, so he'd throw his 2 or 3d4 late in the battle.
      After the second time, he did it for sport. It didn't always work, but he definitely tried.

    • @JiryStark
      @JiryStark 4 года назад +4

      @@RJeremyHoward I am too a dm and my bard has killed, to date, three bugbears, six goblins, a wolf and gave a young green dragon the finishing blow by INSULTING them... its maybe not the best, but definitely the most hilarious

  • @jainadreamer
    @jainadreamer 5 лет назад +54

    "Hey, let's swap tragic backstories. Let me guess, you were an accident."
    I feel raw just listening to that XD

  • @yvetteszentesi6077
    @yvetteszentesi6077 5 лет назад +491

    *(Raised Eyebrow)* I just spend 9 minutes being verbally obliterated.
    ..
    ..
    ..
    I have no regrets. :)

  • @Slayerslover
    @Slayerslover 5 лет назад +10

    "Aaaaa...oh sorry I was just practicing for a real threat to come along. Keep doing whatever you were doing."

  • @acrefray
    @acrefray 5 лет назад +290

    "Those who can: do. Those who can't: teach. Those who can't teach: teach PE."

    • @marsultor878
      @marsultor878 5 лет назад +2

      Dewey Finn?

    • @daltostar7566
      @daltostar7566 5 лет назад +9

      @@marsultor878 Jack Black : School of Rock

    • @marsultor878
      @marsultor878 5 лет назад +1

      @@daltostar7566 yes!

    • @765craven4
      @765craven4 4 года назад +1

      The line is actually "Those who can't teach: teach Gym." You might be a little confused but you've got the spirit.

  • @Famously5518
    @Famously5518 5 лет назад +28

    “Hey let’s swap tragic backstories lemme guess you were an accident”
    ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING

  • @BluejayIRL
    @BluejayIRL 5 лет назад +388

    I feel like Ginny got all her inspiration for these based on what she wishes she could say to all the bad twitter/YT commenters if only they had a sense of humor

  • @diversezebra6754
    @diversezebra6754 5 лет назад +22

    Hey there, as someone who learned on 2e, fell in love with 3/3.5, denied 4e thrice over, and avoided 5e until recently... This was wonderful. :) You seem to be enjoying yourself and that made it all the better.

  • @themambawarrior2290
    @themambawarrior2290 4 года назад +10

    My favorite use of Vicious Mockery was when I was playing as Bob Ross, and I looked at a goblin who ended up tripping when trying to attack and said, "You know, I normally say there's no such thing as mistakes, only happy accidents. But you? You're a mistake."

  • @sammieg1498
    @sammieg1498 Год назад +4

    "What's your alignment, Chaotic Dumbass" has to be the best one

  • @bluesayshello8628
    @bluesayshello8628 5 лет назад +24

    Apologizing to the horse...... polite, and keeps your Druid happy.

  • @evae6129
    @evae6129 4 года назад +3

    You’re basically the reason why I got into D&D, I never would have joined my first game a few months ago if I hadn’t watched your videos! Thank you for introducing me to the greatest gam ever! (Also, thanks for the killer insults! They’ve been big hits with my party members, and helped me learn a lot about the game)

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 лет назад +89

    I’m stealing at least a dozen of these and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 5 лет назад +5

      The One and Only Michael McCormick That’s the American Way.

    • @diablopro3438
      @diablopro3438 5 лет назад +3

      Stop

    • @YAH93
      @YAH93 3 года назад +1

      It's Free Real Estate

  • @BrenGamerYT
    @BrenGamerYT 5 лет назад +152

    "Your roar doesn't scare me! Your breath sure does though."
    "This is a special case, I normally don't engage in a battle of wits with the unarmed."
    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    "I've fought many battles against many foes, but I've never seen a party as pathetic as this miserable box of frostingless poptarts."

    • @incandescent.numinousity
      @incandescent.numinousity 5 лет назад +10

      I am taking "battle of wits with the unarmed." That's perfect!

    • @xellanchaos5386
      @xellanchaos5386 5 лет назад +4

      @@incandescent.numinousity Same

    • @Vesryn215
      @Vesryn215 5 лет назад +10

      Good monty python reference

    • @tohruchan6093
      @tohruchan6093 5 лет назад +6

      Make a bard that speaks primarily in Monty python referencea

    • @reverdyabuyen
      @reverdyabuyen 5 лет назад +4

      Surely my cleric would be weeping at the corner because of you XDD

  • @Timri3681
    @Timri3681 5 лет назад +16

    Ginny, Bless your timing! I've never played D&D (I'm 37) and a coworker is getting me into it. Just rolled my first character sheet! I can not WAIT to use these on the next game night. He won't know what happened!!! :) :) :)

  • @Muireachgaming8957
    @Muireachgaming8957 4 года назад +10

    Me as a Kalashtar....
    "That voice that was in your head was mine.... clearly, it is the only one in your head... because this mind link, is proving fruitless"

  • @Dragontongue18
    @Dragontongue18 5 лет назад +29

    Definitely gonna use some of these when I write up a bard character!! That succubus one was absolutely savage.

  • @ProjectPeachy.
    @ProjectPeachy. 5 лет назад +7

    my favorite one was when i was playing a kobold bard.
    "Fuckin' hell, and they call me ugly"

  • @flintmakesmusic6039
    @flintmakesmusic6039 5 лет назад +14

    It would be fun to homebrew a sarcastic bard class. Its main inspiration feature would be the use of vicious mockery as a reaction if you haven't used your bonus action this round of combat (maybe limit the number of its use with the number of your charisma modifier once per long rest). Then you could run around spouting Vicious Mockeries left and right in reaction to anything happening around you.

  • @moonshinedusk8787
    @moonshinedusk8787 5 лет назад +15

    After listening to several minutes of you insulting me in ways that make me laugh myself to death, I have decided to subscribe.

    • @GinnyDi
      @GinnyDi  5 лет назад +7

      SUCCESS! Thank you!!

  • @thedoomofred5174
    @thedoomofred5174 5 лет назад +44

    “Liked it too much” I feel personally attacked right now.

  • @NickV-ez4be
    @NickV-ez4be 11 месяцев назад +2

    To a wizard:
    "Keep practicing and you'll become as magical as your dad who disappeared when you were 9"

  • @Casey093
    @Casey093 5 лет назад +55

    12/10, would like to hear more insults.

  • @Dracophile7
    @Dracophile7 9 месяцев назад +2

    "No wonder you managed to survive so long in the wild. The carnivores refuse to eat you, and you move too much for the scavengers."

  • @RensStoryteller
    @RensStoryteller Год назад +3

    POV, your party of all bards absolutely ripping into a goblin scout they found.

  • @jasonbell8515
    @jasonbell8515 Год назад +2

    I’ve got a new one!
    “You’re probably weaker than mind goblins!”
    A failed wisdom save is a response, lol.

  • @asahki.54
    @asahki.54 4 года назад +10

    I have watched this video so many times, yet I can’t remember a single vicious mockery when I need it....

  • @jackie6361
    @jackie6361 Год назад +2

    "What's your alignment? Chaotic dumbass?" Absolutely using that

  • @Anewyou1337
    @Anewyou1337 5 лет назад +5

    "Are you a bard? Because you are clearly the humblest person you've ever known."

  • @poweredbycoffeeuwu
    @poweredbycoffeeuwu 5 лет назад +10

    "You're like reversed Nymph. People would do anything to get away from you!"
    "You remind me of something I saw under the "Phantasmal Killer" spell"
    "You give me worst headache than a mindflayer"

  • @dapperspider3766
    @dapperspider3766 4 года назад +6

    The favorite of my Dwarf Bard: "I shall take your mother out for a pleasant evening, and then not call back!"

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +27

    *number three*
    My Revenant Gunslinger: look man, if you get hit by a barrage of Chlorine gas and lay in a field of corpses for two days and come out smelling like roses, then please let me know.

  • @cabaldraconi
    @cabaldraconi 3 года назад +3

    "Ooh! I've never met the inspiration to a spell before! Oh... your face didn't inspire Tasha's Hideous Laughter?"

  • @asgerhyer5325
    @asgerhyer5325 5 лет назад +14

    OMG i love your "did a wizard curse you, or did you pick that outfit" :D Your videoes are so great i write notes :D One can never be to prepared for next roleplay session

  • @Thepopcornator
    @Thepopcornator 5 месяцев назад +2

    A couple of days ago, my party was fighting a couple of dryads who’d kidnapped us to help put on a show for their master.
    I told one of them: “Your performance is more wooden than you are!”

  • @KayDeeKeySull
    @KayDeeKeySull 5 лет назад +8

    Your delivery of these insults was spot on, great work!!

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад

      The more of her videos I watch, the more I think Ginny is one of the most underrated actresses in the world. Like, she NAILS her delivery every single time. I wonder if all of these were first takes? If so, even more impressive.

  • @maggiem6209
    @maggiem6209 4 года назад +3

    *"Ah! Looks like your dump stat was... Every stat."*
    So many of these are so good. But
    I love this for how simple and elegantly horrid it is.

  • @TheSkullcleaver
    @TheSkullcleaver 5 лет назад +16

    lol "I wouldn't even touch you with bigby's hand."

  • @MarceloYuri
    @MarceloYuri 5 лет назад +3

    Holy shit. How have I never see this channel before? Those are some of the most magnificent insults I have ever heard.

  • @magdaraya
    @magdaraya 5 лет назад +10

    1 insult in and I'm choking on my food. Well played Ginny!

  • @hellvaliant
    @hellvaliant 5 лет назад +20

    I'm a DM and I've been working on making a court jester who just insults the f*ck out of everyone and bless you so much for this I've got some great ideas for what to say to my players when they eventually encounter them now

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 5 лет назад +10

    What? I joined after seeing the 50k video and it feels like that was yesterday. Congrats!

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 4 года назад +1

    I just got done watching the very video you mentioned at the start and I realized I needed to balance the scales thematically and watch this one!
    This is fantastic work and great fun to watch!

  • @MouseyPeach
    @MouseyPeach 5 лет назад +10

    I’m convinced I’m not clever enough to properly play my bard at this point xD the best I managed was “uhhhh hey ugly!”
    It’s quoted often 🙄

  • @Moose_Hawkins
    @Moose_Hawkins 5 лет назад +5

    Never thought I'd be sitting here, listening to a bard insult me for ten minutes straight, but here we are.

  • @christianjoiner6819
    @christianjoiner6819 3 года назад +3

    This is why I think Vicious Mockery should be a reaction spell, reminds me of Spider-Man quips snarky response to a failed attack

  • @locorocky1
    @locorocky1 5 лет назад +6

    "I've seen flumphs more intimidating than you" I FREAKING DIED!!! XD

    • @locorocky1
      @locorocky1 5 лет назад +2

      *Now crying* "YOU'VE CLEARLY BEEN YEETED FROM THE ABYSS" XXXXXXXDDDDDDD

  • @Sydaron
    @Sydaron 5 лет назад +12

    Absolutely wonderful, now to take notes for the inevitable bard/ witty character that has Vicious Mockery

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 5 лет назад +8

    "i've been insulted by a professional" - kyle katarn

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 года назад +8

    One I made up "If that was vicious mockery then kindergarten is a bard college."

    • @DJROCKSTAZ
      @DJROCKSTAZ 4 года назад +1

      OHHHHHH!!!

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 3 года назад +2

      "It's OK. With your wit, I doubt you'd pass either."

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 4 года назад +2

    Here's one I thought of: "Wow, look, a firefly! Oh, wait, no, it's just you casting a fireball"

  • @brettroseman6763
    @brettroseman6763 5 лет назад +28

    You must be a relative of a Necromancer, because that would explain a lot.

  • @caesarsalad83
    @caesarsalad83 4 года назад +2

    Ginny: Bugbear, more like-
    Ad: Texas
    Me: Well played RUclips