Told that one to my son decades ago. Today I told him, "what is sexual position WOW? It's when I flip your mom over." which is another joke he can't tell his liberal wife.
"i don't have enough money to crimate my granda ma i only have half of the money you need" "It's okay let's just do it half cook Continue the rest at your home"
ngl think you have serious issues. what's with al the kid and baby jokes of them getting unlived or pssing like its not funny, there's FAR to many on these, its worrying.
More dark humor or dirty jokes?
Both >:D
@@Lasoquarr I agree
dark humor
Dark
Dark humor
Yo the adopted one omg xD 😂
Reminds me of my childhood.
OoF
Told that one to my son decades ago. Today I told him, "what is sexual position WOW? It's when I flip your mom over." which is another joke he can't tell his liberal wife.
@TheGrimJoker lol
Should I feel bad that I know almost all of them? 🤣
Knowing I was an orphan the orphan not being able to play basketball joke kind of killed me LMAO
Glad you still have your sense of humor 😄
Didn't you mean baseball for that orphan joke?
Lol yea, after so much time, it is the first time I realize I wrote basketball instead of baseball.
Thanks mate, but I can't do shit now :(
@@TheGrimJoker proof that only re*ards use 'lol'
@@solidsnakesimulation666 Lol
Here's a dark joke I have heard from reddit:
Why is the priest called father?
Because calling him daddy would be too suspicious. 😆
Very good one, I will put it in the next video 🤪
@@TheGrimJoker Sweet! 😂
I love the ending
How many baby's you need to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
So I can paint my house with only 2 if I can throw hard enough? 😶
@@TheGrimJoker a thin cote but yes🤣🤣🤣
LMAO o s#&+ my mom is going to kill me
"i don't have enough money to crimate my granda ma i only have half of the money you need"
"It's okay let's just do it half cook
Continue the rest at your home"
This is GREAT 😂😂😂
That's what she said
@@TheGrimJoker If you Torture someone long enough They will Say Anything.....
That should be a quote 🤣
@@TheGrimJoker That’s What she said ,,,,,
RAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yo I'm going to hell for laughing this much 🤣🤣🤣
See you in hell bro 👾
If u donate kidney, doctor "don't ate"
My coworkers realy on me to tell them dark messed up jokes daily and these are good ones I use
I hope your colleagues will appreciate them 😏
I've heard the orphan one at 1:52. It's supposed to be "baseball", not "basketball"
How dark are we talking here?
Dark as your skin
Dark as my soul
@@TheGrimJoker
Go French kiss the angel of death , be sure you use your mouth wash before speaking to me.
Here’s one
“I think Stephen hawking was the real slim shady but could not stand up”
Ur so underrated I swear
I know, right?
Really funny!
Evil: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me:They don't know where home is.
Evil: 👉that way is the hell
Then I will meet you in hell, buddy 😈
1:23 Nah this one is really wild💀
3:23 Nah this one is really wild💀
Now this is my type of humor :D
The basketball joke should be baseball since baseball has a home base and basketball doesn't.
My friend keeps bragging about how he sleeps with a lot of girls every night
Yeah he has a weird way of saying he’s schizophrenic
What has 8 legs and makes women scream
Gangbang
Omg so funny! 😅
Anyone can explain the kidney joke.?
0:49
i am from iraq 😂😂
Oops 😆
me too but i didn't get it ..
@@khetamhasan6225 Suicide bombing
@@TheGrimJoker can you explain the Iran joke
The pregnant 14 year old was funny
call em! always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory
The evidence one
Can someone plz explain the kidney one
You only have 2.. you can only donate 1 cuz you'll die if you give both. So he had killed 2 people at least to get 5 kidneys
@@dennisbakker5262 oooo got it....TY
It's baseball not basketball
For that last one the doctor then takes off his mask revealing himself to be the king of the dead
Faci un video si in română?
i disliked it let me find me x'D
I’m 10
I'm hungry
@@TheGrimJoker bruh 💀
ngl think you have serious issues. what's with al the kid and baby jokes of them getting unlived or pssing like its not funny, there's FAR to many on these, its worrying.
Because they are funny? Comedy is like an elevator. Everyone has different levels of humor, its not our problem your stuck between floors.
So a man walks into a Jewish bakery...
and he asks the cashier, "How much does the challah cost?"