CAQ̂IR: A Cursed Conlang (for real this time!!!)

[@rextanglr4056]

fun fact: the word for "easter bunny" in caq̂ir is just bopping yourself on the head 13 times, unless you happen to be holding an egg, in which case it's completely silent, like the word for "tooth fairy"

[@syro33]

mmm, is it also allophonic to "the queen of England?"

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

@@syro33 you mean homophonic?

[@hensleydodson5733]

@@bacicinvatteneaca do you mean homophobic?

[@alexxxxxxis]

​@@hensleydodson5733 do you mean homosexual?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

​@@alexxxxxxisdo you mean bisexual

[@copbabycombo1311]

This is my native language. Never thought about how weird it is that we have among us letters.

[@farleyharper1270]

is the barfing phoneme /🤮/ common in your daily speech

[@CutieWolf-359]

@@farleyharper1270At least in my native dialect, /🤮/ is usually pronounced velarized and foodized.

[@farleyharper1270]

@@CutieWolf-359 🤣🤣alimentarized

[@ionatizonismyocrinthia]

The phoneme /আবগই/ is in my language, called Skibidibopmmdada.

[@zidanidane]

making dialects for your conlang is seriously one of the most artistic moves

[@cloudy28]

idea stolen from shidinn

[@tvvd57]

⁠@@cloudy28What’s shidinn

[@colbyboucher6391]

Not gonna lie it is _shocking_ to me how this cused conlang thing is getting so much participation. Like, I still don't know who's idea it was or what the rules are or anything, all I know is there's a LOT of people in on it

[@cloudy28]

probably because this is the SECOND cursed conlang thing. the first one was a year ago and obviously a lot of people saw it later and thought it was cool but didn't get to participate in it so when it came up again everyone immediately got to work

[@powerLien]

the contest is run by a youtuber named agma schwa, if you want to look him up

[@AnAverageItalian]

This language has a fucking Ace Attorney letter case
Awesome sauce.

[@m90e]

“Chapter 4our: The chapter that cares”
I got that and the Thalasin reference instantly lol

[@cloudy28]

there are so many references in this entire thing lmho

[@szlanty]

the TMBG “is that a letter” letter for the ungodly cluster is amazing

[@szlanty]

HELP ERASER FROM BFDI EMOTION

[@szlanty]

oh no “the action of turning into Dream” is the BFDI group scream
overall 12/10 great language, will make sure to draw a circumflex over a Q

[@cadextheclock24]

not only does Cade× mean time, it also means clock, and Cadexa[Recipe for Turnabout]7♑ means steampunk (it can also mean posh/fancy/gentlemaly or "cadexcore"), and Cadexɥupʍ means to sob, and Cadexɥupʍʍpuɥ means sob emoji

[@cloudy28]

eeyup

[@kneeslapperanimations]

The Boys:
aiAia
Danny Rebus:
E

[@heatheretaithaha]

what the actual fricative

[@handdurger2658]

extensive guide on how to make sure everyone knows you've lost your marbles for good

[@cloudy28]

Things I forgot to mention:
CAQ̂IR has the same features of speech as English, and the same, if not similar, grammar particles.
The word for "is/are" is not written before adjectives.
Despite CAQ̂IR having the same syntax as english, its vocabulary is less broad, you might not be able to find a different CAQ̂IR word for each english word in the sentence you're translating. And yes, I did say CAQ̂IR has a lot of inherited vocabulary, but that's mainly for useless overspecific stuff.
Carl Caesarsalad went to CAQ̂IR jail because he criticized this beautiful conlang. IT DOESN'T NEED CRITICISM IT'S PERFECT /j
Video errors:
any "r"s in CAQ̂IR words should've been ʀ
there's no phonemic finger pointing in the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" word
the "8" in the word for power in the sample sentence isn't bold italic

[@hensleydodson5733]

blud you just hearted your own comment that's illegal you'll go to CAQ̂IR jail

[@dadonix61]

/j stands for just saying the truth

[@poxie2637]

imagine streaming playing a game that requires both hands and speaking this language 😂

[@hunkydoodle2374]

Imagine if you were stuck hanging on the edge of a cliff and you tried to call for help with this language. You'd have to let go with at least one hand in order to point to someone to ask them to help.

[@ErikKoev]

This is absolutely objectively undoubtedly the best conlang of all time

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

Yeah, 10 seconds into this video I knew it'd be a weird fun watch. Language is fun and interesting, many teachers aren't.. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE
The guy who made this video should be a professor... Like; if being a prof wasn't a generally crappy thankless job.. Content creation seems more fulfilling, I can see this channel doing well too!

[@cloudy28]

omg thanks that's too much xD i haven't even colleg'd yet

[@lennartdahlback]

Perhaps the hammer symbol could be changed to a letter cluster as e.g. nippl-e.

[@Songbird12]

This is definitely my new favorite conlang just for the chaotic nature 😂

[@user-hx3fj8qx2g]

i know that exact electric company skit you referenced, I thought nobody else remembers that show. Danny Rebus in the best.

[@cloudy28]

that just makes me wanna scream! in fact i think i will!

[@angrycreeper123]

Hot this is so hilarious, I loved watching it

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

9:35
na and... pona?
awen awen is that toki pona anu seme?
bona👍⭐️⛳️

[@cloudy28]

i mean the video does say some of caqir's vocabulary is derived from toki pona
but then again there's also vocabulary from stuff like python and c++ so

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

⁠@@cloudy28do you speak c++? only language i speak "python" :3

[@heichan8657]

i laugh at 9:38 too much than i want to admit

[@psygamez7727]

16:15, I burst out laughing when you started singing bones

[@ericktorresrodriguez]

1:21 the vowel /i/ in particular also has an extremely elongated variant, which is pronounced: *breath* E

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

This isn't just a cursed conlang, this is a cursed attempt at making a cursed conlang.

[@쪠]

6:29

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Pokerlang
Vowels(suits)
Consonants(numbers)
Pronunciation:
AXOY
Club(oe)
Spade(a)
Diamond(i)
Heart(u)
IZEHSGTBQ(1-9 is best)
S(silent)
I(p) G(m)
Z(t) T(n)
E(k) B(ng)
H(w) Q(y)

[@MrFreakHeavy]

You're telling me we get to unironically WRYYYYYYYYYY with this language?

[@mikubrot]

9:33 SEIJA SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xinemily8153]

I don’t know how to pronounce /ꙮ/ because idk is it a vowel or a consonant. ꙮ is non-existed in consonants and vowels. Also, which CAQ̂IR language belongs to (I meant country)? This is not a real language. It’s a fanmade language. Like Ihatemysalf

[@cloudy28]

you know there's a term for "fanmade language" right
they're called conlangs

[@skeelr311]

actually really liked this one hha
great job dude

[@kmojz99]

13:38 "Vöt gil is ve ry stu pid" 💀

[@AgainMliny]

This exact conlang is inspiring me to make a jokelang of my own, thank you. (Don't send me to CAQ̂IR jail)

[@Eyeiu2i2]

11:48 eraser jumpscare

[@rextanglr4056]

yes

[@rextanglr4056]

SPOILERS
this got 16th place

[@k1j1j1j]

As I See It There Is No Issue With Speaking In Such A Manner As The One Represented Here

[@DrawingBoi-24]

Someone needs to make Caqir Alphabet Lore right *now!*

[@troydear3444]

>Crusading for a Turnabout
>Turnabout Storm
i know what you are

[@cloudy28]

i am so bronying rn

[@troydear3444]

I hate that those series are what got me into Ace Attorney

[@cloudy28]

@@troydear3444 lmho it's the same situation with my friend actually
and that friend got me into BOTH mlp and ace attorney so that's saying something

[@ARobloxPlayer72227]

I love that thai script is in abomination section and pronounced gibberishly

[@xzscvbnm]

i wasn't expecting to hear the aiyaiya from bones in the translation and it took me really off guard lmao

[@villainmicrotonal]

9:32 seija

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

8:09 i know “ghoti” is a reference to something…

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

I'm used to cursed grammatical cases but this magnitude of cursed LETTER cases is new! Also the suffix to convert an adjective to a verb is pronounced "loli" and given how cursed everything else is with cursed references I can't be sure it is not a reference to certain NSFW materials.
I noticed a little reverb in the audio. Brings to mind you speaking in a grand echoing hall which is appropriate for a mad scientist.
Finally, that semi-emoji syllabary at 15:06 is brilliant!

[@cloudy28]

the "loli" is supposed to be a reference to the schoolhouse rock song "lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here"
i clearly did not think of the implications

[@cloudy28]

also i might do a video on "syllabaries be like" (that's what the syllabary is called) in the future, who knows lol

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

@@cloudy28 Fair enough, I suppose it's actually me who has the brain rot. Sorry. And yeah a video on that syllabary would be cool.

[@kvanctok9234]

1:41 Frick.

[@robloxuniverses9912]

I love the middlecase idea though they made 3 more cases…

[@Poopick]

Raven and writing desk probably has something to do with edgar allan poe

[@cadextheclock24]

i approve

[@mattheworchard481]

Once, I came up with a random funny sentence "Don't make me say the Q with curcumflex word" before knowing about CAQ̂IR. Coincedence? I don't know.
I want there to be a swear word in CAQ̂IR that starts with Q̂.

[@mattheworchard481]

*circumflex (IDK if editing the comment removes the heart)

[@jericsaeyoung69]

1:27 *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

E5

[@yafyafyaf]

I love it

[@RebeccaRGB]

9:33 gets you an instant like from me

[@thiagokawano1618]

Note: for numbers above 10, you can use your feet.

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Morning musume conlang
Vowels
Normal a i u e o
Cute(followed by h) ah eh ih oh uh
Angry(capitalized) A E I O U
Angry speech resembles screaming
Length is mandatory in these tones
Normal consonants
p t k b d g m n r w y s z ch j f h ng
Cute(half pulmonic) consonants
ph th kh bh dh gh mh nh rh wh yh sh zh chh jh fh hh ngh
whh(moan)
Angry(double pulmonic) consonants
P T K B D G M N R W Y S Z CH J F H NG
RR(trill)
There is also a glottal stop Q(in all three tones)

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

Did I hear a "Luigi time" in the bee movie translation? Also "Eqqina" (erina) is a Keybop reference I think?

[@zulalbokret1332]

the bee in CAQ̂IR language is Dit8🇶 ♏i ♑ e1🌞 or /ditəqmineiʃ/

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

2:57 i havent played that game in years

[@bonelessChillies]

Oh god

[@mightyxt]

Might as well go to CAQ̂IR jail then.

[@danielkover7157]

It burns the eyes! O_O

[@janelaplays]

This might be my dream language

[@t33nspirit3d]

Average linguist mental state

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Katsumotonese
Latin(capital and lowercase)
Example:Phph not PHph
Georgian(unicase)

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

“ghoti” meaning “fish” is a reference to m.ruclips.net/user/shorts3ipFdRfFvK4

[@IcheeCOTC]

I don't write in all caps, so I write in Title Case instead.

[@thehackking4419]

Seeing you put Ghoti, i assume you watch Vsauce 😂

[@hunkydoodle2374]

Does the phoneimic finger pointing also mean that if you can't see the speaker you have ignore them, even if they are pointing at you? Or are you allowed to hear them since they are still pointing at you?

[@hensleydodson5733]

We Type Like This Because We Are From Ages 1 To 97104 So We Have An Iq Of Five

[@haXXiGD]

11:49 NO WAY THALASSIN REFERENCE? HOLY FAJOINKUS

[@aooga9995]

this was fucking hilarious

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

0:09 Well, I don’t have either of those, so who cares.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Tre interesa stulta filmeto mdr

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Cursed conlang
Reverse poker abugida
Letters
Clubs:eu(Ø)
Hearts:oo(V)
Spades:ah(A)
Diamonds:ee(I)

[@You302]

14:47

[@_profile]

What is the 2763th person called?

[@cloudy28]

guy D, obviously. every other person is guy D

[@ÞörmsjælðArchive]

Lehl

[@antoniocreator3772]

5:42 - it is atcually versalete

[@_profile]

11:48 tee th

[@user-he2bo4zg9c]

Is P2na = good WAIT> I FOUND A WIRESD LANGUAGE IS THE TOKLE ONA ALSO I SEE IT SMIL
EY LOGO

[@abarette_]

6:41 "W ɯ w :uoh:"
Excuse me, what the fuck?

[@mattheworchard481]

*😭hat

[@Aras14]

11:48 that do be eraser
Edit: and on 14:11 isn't that their sound effect (they definitely use it a lot)

[@mattheworchard481]

9:38 Tokɪ Ponɑ Referencᴇ!?𓅱
10:34 grave converts a grid item to a zombie, verg converts a zombie into a grid item oh wait this isn't pvz, and finally gendeʀʀʀʀ which converts anything into a pronoun.

[@zakronthesheep]

how do you nasalize the hammer bonk

[@cloudy28]

stick a picture of a nose on the hammer

[@axlsnow5569]

0:56 why does he look and sound like anthony padilla from smosh

[@bunnytwo]

Qq

[@eggplant4367]

ėëÿüiïöäġŀżċ

[@eggplant4367]

Sſ

[@FluffyJett]

My Phoneme words is:
/ꙫʞ̬ꙫˬɢʘˬɦçʬꙫɦ/
/hõ˨˦t̼̚ɹi˨🗣️🗣️e˦!ã ŋ͡!!o˨je˨˦t̼̚ʙ̥u˨͡˦c̚/
/β͡ǃ͡ɖ͡ɦ͡ç͡ŋ͡ɱ͡ʝ͡ħ͡ʝ͡ð͡ɾ/
/ɥ͆.ꞎʩ...ʭː*ɦ̪͆m͊m͆./

[@jadendavidson3860]

There's this new language on the block called Goofy Ahh Language and it borrows a lot of words from Caq̂ir and other cursed conlangs. You should repay the favor by borrowing their word for Georgia as ᚌvprt🄲cvn(The First Turnabout).

[@tombenshalommoshe1044]

Ama tttttttttttttttttttttttttttt asdsihduhas9ud adiH9gbhbmnיחHGGHふ🥵ｊｈget out dsgfdgdfgdgdadhguhygUYGygUYGuygUYguYGUYguyGUYG8uY😣😣GUguygUYGuygUYguyyTGUYguyGUygUYGuyGSGGHTGBטWe’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goeaeaeana ron around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna gi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ve you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yʘu";
EA sports, ITS IN ThhE get out
translate: good video bro (on a february with 3 lacoz (not lacos(not tacoz(not tacos))))

[@You302]

14:58

[@You302]

14:54