Cursed Conlang Circus 3: ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ

#ccc3
JRG's submission to the CCC3, ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ , is the language of playing a buzz tone on your phone, and sticking the phone's speaker in your mouth in order to "talk".
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00:00 -Intro
00:45 -Phonology
03:45 -Grammar
06:51 -Reading the Translation

[@Enzo_1098]

instructions clear, my IBM 7094 achieved fluency

[@Person16384]

Petition to call this language the Toothbrush Language

[@juliangoulette7600]

I’ll take it

[@endlesswar7480]

It is terrifing. I think my frontal and auditorial core liquified. Good job!

[@juliangoulette7600]

Wait, I really succeeded in frying your brain?

[@endlesswar7480]

@@juliangoulette7600 yes, yes.

[@sebberthecoolest3000]

@@juliangoulette7600he’s exaggerating

[@romeolz]

It's the throat singing language

[@juliangoulette7600]

sure it is

[@wynnexed]

*phone _ringing_ language

[@Dorei02]

Maybe learning throat singing, you can speak this language without a phone xD
Being it easy or not, is another tale.

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Dorei02 Actually, I do know overtone singing already, so I can pronounce that abomination of a conlang with just my own voice if I had to.

[@cody8743]

you had like 4 days

[@BryanLu0]

Considering the bare minimum:
(/) 1 moment of silence
(+) High quality (audible)
(+) Bonus, < 10 minute explanation
(+) Cursed
(•) No bonus themes
Content wise:
Cursed phonology
Cursed romanization (though I think any romanization of the vowels would be necessarily cursed)
Jump scare in the translation by what , , are

[@akyarius_alt]

this is so cool! (idk how to get the buzz tone or whatever)

[@juliangoulette7600]

if you have a phone with garage band, go to the sampler’s dog bark sound, shrink the play window to minimum lengh and move it to the highest amplitude region
then set looping on, and shrink the loop window down so the resulting played sound has a “meduim” pitch, and that’s where the lang’s buzz comes from

[@thebilabialtrill]

how moist was your phone speaker after this

[@juliangoulette7600]

not that much, suprisingly

[@3b106]

Great, now I can tell my shaving machine not to turn off in the middle of shaving

[@juliangoulette7600]

Sure you can

[@veaxvoid]

finally some good content

[@keytron1391]

I wish that speaker was me

[@aaronmorris1513]

Ahh so this is the language the oh-woah from Livin’ On A Prayer is in.

[@sebberthecoolest3000]

It means “go, bro!”

[@RichardsonDoesAnythingReal]

So cool

[@conlanger]

I would eat this language if it was food

[@juliangoulette7600]

You like my abomination that much?

[@conlanger]

@@juliangoulette7600 yeah why wouldn’t I

[@TheBeastyBlackSheep]

*One handed slow clap ^ 7 ^ 7*

[@juliangoulette7600]

How come?

[@sebberthecoolest3000]

@@juliangoulette7600I made a conlang called Toshcrap. Here is the IPA:
‎ʙ͡ʛf͡ʈ ⱱ ç c v d g g͡e ɘ ɴ m hhh h jhj hjh jjj jhjj vvv vv
i⁼ e⁼
Toshcrap in Toshcrap is ẗšcnr fili ň̌tarǐ̌̌.

[@Scrolte6174]

How do you do the harmonics thing?

[@GammaMuDMu]

VIBRALANG™

[@juliangoulette7600]

To answer your question, I am u/JRGtheConlanger , yes.

[@GammaMuDMu]

@@juliangoulette7600cool! I'm weak salamander 5 digits, btw. The guy you chatted with that one time

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@GammaMuDMu Like, or something? Tbh, I don't remember talking with you before.

[@GammaMuDMu]

@@juliangoulette7600 we chatted like 1-3 months ago check your chats

[@Amyian10]

but whyyyy 😭😭😭

[@juliangoulette7600]

this is for a contest for one: ruclips.net/video/AcctlGjvLnY/видео.htmlsi=E02s1eF9FH3-pI66

[@Chl30p4t4t4]

Honestly, I think ıiη̆s зvˈ5n̆ŏvsqɡr̆ŏ is better than lingua franca nove, but not as good as toki pona making it the 2nd best conlang I've reviewed so far