Mafia in Lebanon know cops and they make deals with the cops to not Help people that bikes get stolen from them even tho the cops know who did it My father 1100cc sezuki got stolen The cops pretended they cant help And he needed up finding it in a garage all apart
I’m a COVID nurse and road my Ninja 400 (that I decided on because of you) to Houston. Some asshat tried to steal my bike out of the hospital parking lot. Instead of just picking it up, they got a screwdriver stuck in the ignition and left. 😭 She’s all better now though.
Wow. My bike night doesnt have any of these. Weve got the Tech Guy, the Track Pro, and mr Maps Quest. Had a Busa boy once. And the guy who always says hell be there in 10 minutes and never shows. 🤣
@@0xsergy hes the guy that's overly excited about the route. "Ok were going here to fill up on gas and air, then here cus the roads are great, hit some twisties here, hit up this gas station cus the bathrooms are nice, then see some lakes" Etc. On and on.
I'm the 'had the same bike forever' dude. "How many miles you got on that thing?". You can't tell them because the odometer broke long ago. But you've owned for more than 15 years and yes, a whole host of make-shift fix-it repairs.
I cannot believe how accurate this is hahaha, I've met every single one of these stereotypes and more, normally with multiples of these riders hanging out in groups of the same category hahaha
Wow... I am definitely rider #1. Studied automotive engineering, former certified auto technician, love going to track days, got a ton of tools in my garage to wrench on my cars... aaaaaand then I purchased a motorcycle. To be honest, I didn't want a motorcycle, I wanted a mountain bike with a motor that I can also ride around town... that's why I purchased a 250cc dualsport (WR250R).
The way you described the Harley guy is exactly the way my neighbor acts with his Harley and he's got a Street Glide I love it perfect it really is true
You have the perfect voice for how you poke fun at all the stereotypes of riders. You forgot the vintage rider though (you know that guy that swears up and down that the 1970's japanese bikes were the best thing since the invention of the wheel) that's me haha
I know I might sound out of place but I love cars, its just recently I got into bikes. I've seen a lot of videos like these and most I not all of these stereotypes exist in the car community as well.( One more thing some car guys do like bikes but are too scared or just too occupied (by cars) to try). I would most certainly love both.
I guess I'm the broken bike guy. I've put lots of miles on my bikes this year, but they are always broken in one way or another. It's like 2 months on 1 month off lmao!
Update on the Rhode Island fact: this past election we voted to remove the “Providence Plantations” part of the name. Now I’m pretty sure Massachusetts is the winner of the pointlessly long name contest
That’s why I don’t bother with bike night. I’m out collecting miles. But that one time I rode my vintage Honda Cub scooter to bike night. It’s pristine and has a basket. I parked that lil scooter right in the middle of the divide between the sport bikes and Harley’s . They all laughed. But I just smiled and had the last laugh. As soon as the ladies saw that lil Honda they quickly gathered around it and asked for rides. Your kawasukiyahonda rocket or chromed out Harldy can’t hold a candle to The lil Honda Cub, its a chick magnet.
Car Guy is definitely me. Although I won’t talk about my cars unless someone asks “what’s your fleet?” Or something like that but even then I keep it brief unless they ask further questions.
I am a 63 year old harley man, gave up riding because of problems from clutch operations. I remember my 600 ninja and loved it. Start to look for a bike with easy clutch operations with a good price. Do you have any ideas? I am 5'11 @ 185 lbs. long waisted.
OMG 1 is literally what I am intending to do, my Mustang is an unreliable piece of garbage and has tried to kill me multiple times and I don't really have the space for two cars, so I was thinking about picking up an endorsement and a little Ninja 250 becuase I love the flashy neon styling and "slow car fast" concept. My dad also rides and I was interested in doing something we could connect with since he doesn't really understand the idea of a "tuned car" beyond the looks, and is more concerned about MPG, even before gas was 5 a gallon.
Saab, yes I have owned one , the 900S. So it was the biggest piece of junk. I have ever owned. Thinking back even my very first motor cycle. A Kawasaki 90SS street bike and a 1972 Yamaha 175 enduro bike. We’re way better than it. So now I still ride. So I guess I am the Harley Guy. With a Road King Special 2019 and a 1200 Sportster 2006.
Unfortunately with this Covid bullshit I have not been able to attend any bike nights and I was really looking forward to this year after getting on a bike after 22 years. I had to make up with it by making a RUclips channel and trying some more of logging so I can interact with other riders.
I am both the car guy and the new rider that doesnt know where to park their bike. However I bought my bike not to keep miles off my car, but to be able to afford to go to the track. Cars are too expensive for track days, especially when i have to use it for work when its wintertime.
Maybe we all should of got the Ducati scrambler, make a whole video about it. Knowing you need hiking boots . So when you take it off road, you have a way to get back home lol. Thoughts from my shitty rebel 500 .no wonder why I'm a lone wolf. People are embarrassed to ride with me
You always show the guy who rides with BACA, Riders Against Child Abuse. Do you know him and what chapter? I ride with White Mountains Chapter. I think it is great you show him. Should do a video about them.
I've never been to a bike night, dont even have a bike yet, but I quite like adventure bikes. Are there any more off road oriented bikes or is it mainly sport bikes and cruisers?
Nothing wrong with drinking the orange Kool aid. Love KTM's myself. Harley also have both. Love the Harley biker you show in many videos. I'm a member of Bikers Against Child Abuse White Mountains Chapter. This was probably the most accurate list you have done.
As far as the girl rider, that is my girlfriend. She has been riding longer than most. I don't even waste my time trying to keep up when she gets the itch to cruise at a 100mph on her Softail 103. She is as good as any guy and gets the respect. I'm actually probably the slowest rider in the group
Subjucts: I have been looking for a good used sport cruiser under 9k. What would you suggest around 900 ci. Looking for dual front disc, inverted forks. Not easy. Off that subject. Since you like track time. What is your opinion on a light sport tour. What is your opinion on the legendary 800vfr compared to your Daytona. It was the bike for a decade. Now it's off the grid.
Before I got my first bike I had a scooter. And while nobody stole the scooter itself I did have someone steal the trunk. On Christmas eve they broke the entire trunk off the back of the scooter.
If someone wants to take my bike of to the main land Scotland they have to go on a 12 hour 1 a day ferry trip so quite easy to have someone wait on the other end to pick it up and send it back 😂😂😂
Ah yes those hog members.... I've spoken to a fair few mc affiliates and even though some are kind of shycopathic, they tend to be decent enough people who will engage in good conversation. As long as you don't fuck with them, they won't fuck with you. As with the hog groups, they pretend to be real mc's and act in a way they imagine a real affiliate might be like. I've come across a fair few of these guys before and all I can say is they are some of the most arrogant ass holes I've ever met.
Depends on the bike night around here. It's either a bunch of stunters and squids on clapped out sportbikes, or it's almost nothing but harley guys and those are basically like walking into a Trump rally at this point, a LOT of the Harley crowd is in the cult.
Fun fact: the Harley guy used at the beginning of #7 is a BACA rider, if y’all don’t know about BACA look them up, good group to ride with with a great mission!
Saw that too. Had to pause the video to find his name patch and chapter (not there, ride pins where they should be). Most likely former member or supporter who left in good standing. Glad though to see We, BACA, were represented....Even if it was as "Harley guy" LOL. Nice work Yammie 👍
I feel really called out with the first one because I really want a motorcycle for two reasons: 1. To ride with my brother. 2. To keep my precious little truck’s mileage low.
I remember my nan telling me about when she used to ride a bike and she would always get bought a bunch of beers by the guys who she barely ever spoke too.
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Mafia in Lebanon know cops and they make deals with the cops to not
Help people that bikes get stolen from them even tho the cops know who did it
My father 1100cc sezuki got stolen
The cops pretended they cant help
And he needed up finding it in a garage all apart
Thank you for ruining this channel
No one wants my old weird Honda. Best theft protection ever.
That’s how I feel about my 83 Goldwing.
@@Boog8302 PC800 I just out weirded you. :)
Honda helix...
Ive got a old 87' suzuki gs450l I'm still surprised no ones tried stealing it
I have a 95 gs500e. Still I use 2 locks and a cable to lock it to my car wheel. Right in front of my window.
I was today years old when I realized I was the "car guy" at bike night 😭😭😭😭
What's wrong with loving all fast vehicles??
@@sergyurchykov3575 nothing at all. We all love the fun and freedom that goes along with fast speeds and style
I can't fit my dogs on a bike too... So cars are a priority for me
@@hobojesus9817 I bet I could get it on a bike. What kind of dog?
@@bernardschmitt6389 which one? I have a pit, a pit-aussie-lab, an Aussie, and a chihuahua-dauchsund
I’m a COVID nurse and road my Ninja 400 (that I decided on because of you) to Houston. Some asshat tried to steal my bike out of the hospital parking lot. Instead of just picking it up, they got a screwdriver stuck in the ignition and left. 😭 She’s all better now though.
A flu nurse
Thank you for your service 🙏the world is grateful.
@@skippygirl959 stupid phrase
I'm still trying to catch the CONvid. No luck. Do you think I could maybe come to your work and hug some patients?
@@1jasonover those are probably the only hugs you'll get in your life
Wow. My bike night doesnt have any of these. Weve got the Tech Guy, the Track Pro, and mr Maps Quest. Had a Busa boy once. And the guy who always says hell be there in 10 minutes and never shows. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 definitely the 10 minute guy!!
mr maps quest? do people still print maps in 2020, lol.
@@0xsergy hes the guy that's overly excited about the route. "Ok were going here to fill up on gas and air, then here cus the roads are great, hit some twisties here, hit up this gas station cus the bathrooms are nice, then see some lakes" Etc. On and on.
@@0xsergy Hand wrote directions and electrical taped it to the inside of my windscreen just this past summer....
@@adamakins9748 get a phone mount haha
I'm the 'had the same bike forever' dude. "How many miles you got on that thing?". You can't tell them because the odometer broke long ago. But you've owned for more than 15 years and yes, a whole host of make-shift fix-it repairs.
@@infidel2072 crazy!
1 The car guy
2 The dude whose bike never works
3 The know it all
4 The old dude
5 The girl
6 The guy with a million bikes (Papa Yam)
7 The harley guy
Totally forgot the Grom Nooner
@@dangergoose3861 And the "doesnt own a car" guy.
I'm the car guy who's too broke to have a cool car.
Thank God for cheap Japanese performance
@@SeF001
It's me 🙋♂️
@@SeF001 😂😂I'm Guilty of being that guy
I cannot believe how accurate this is hahaha, I've met every single one of these stereotypes and more, normally with multiples of these riders hanging out in groups of the same category hahaha
i can't stand the i know it all guys. They just can't turn off the speak
Wow... I am definitely rider #1. Studied automotive engineering, former certified auto technician, love going to track days, got a ton of tools in my garage to wrench on my cars... aaaaaand then I purchased a motorcycle. To be honest, I didn't want a motorcycle, I wanted a mountain bike with a motor that I can also ride around town... that's why I purchased a 250cc dualsport (WR250R).
The way you described the Harley guy is exactly the way my neighbor acts with his Harley and he's got a Street Glide I love it perfect it really is true
The Returning Rider: Hasn't been on a bike in 20 years, but is now back, what I miss?
That's me. :)
No, me!
@@cliveadams7629 lol
@@AndrewWilsonOz welcome back to family. As long as people are good to each other, all bikers are cool
Please go easy on us! I sold my VFR700 when my first kid was born. Last kid graduates in a few months.
Welcome back to the Fam
When did this guys voice break
Start of this year
Hy klink nie meer soos n girl nie
This isn't Yammy...
You took the words right out my mouth
@@kinlochvanderspuy6281 ek het presies dieselfde gedink
There’s almost no bike nights where I live. And when there is there’s zero ladies :(
lali
wow you got a cool looking channel good for you!
Wassup lali
Just call on your followers. Pretty sure you could start one. Most of them wait for the first move.
i was today years old when i found out im a simp for a moto girl :)
I feel like you described yammi in most of these.
As a car guy I can say I bore my friends and relatives for 40mins on a regular basis.
The facts are back, main reason why I stuck to this channel in the beginning!
Forgot the new biker who is just excited to be there and has no clue where to park his bike.
aka "the njnja 400/R3 guy"
@@cool48987 it's a ninja 300.
@@andreww3278 ur god damn right
Aka me on a brand new 2018 Indian Chief?
I was meaning me on my 650 boulevard. Lol but ok. But yeah the damn Kawasaki riders.
2:20 before we even started the list
Thanks dude
Thx man
This is getting kinda ridiculous all just to get a longer video for the algorithm
I ride a Vespa 150 and i still wear a full face helmet.
My girlfriend rides a Vespa 50. Full face helmet and Dainese jacket. I love it!
Full face on all bikes, 5 mph face plant can kill
You have the perfect voice for how you poke fun at all the stereotypes of riders. You forgot the vintage rider though (you know that guy that swears up and down that the 1970's japanese bikes were the best thing since the invention of the wheel) that's me haha
I tried a few meets but discovered I'm not willing to do the speeds the others do.
I feel ya. I'm more of a lone rider myself coz I hate crowds. Been to a few meets and decided never to join again
go at your own pace. never do something you wouldn’t do by yourself. that’s a great way to get hurt. good job
thank you for your safety good sir
I’m the same. I’m more of a calm rider specially when there are lots of bikes. Avoid accidents
Meets and rides aren't the same thing. When I go to a meet I don't ride with others. Simple.
I know I might sound out of place but I love cars, its just recently I got into bikes. I've seen a lot of videos like these and most I not all of these stereotypes exist in the car community as well.( One more thing some car guys do like bikes but are too scared or just too occupied (by cars) to try). I would most certainly love both.
I'm a car guy and been on a bike about 4months now. Loving both.
Hey! 4:34, that’s Sayre from Nova Motorcycles, Turners Falls, MA! Sweet!
This guy is funny! Love his videos!
I guess I'm the broken bike guy. I've put lots of miles on my bikes this year, but they are always broken in one way or another. It's like 2 months on 1 month off lmao!
When you ride old shit like I do they're always kinda, sorta broke down. LOL.
"With his brand new stage 4 screaming eagle 131 big bore kit."
I actually heard the Harley dude at work say exactly this a few weeks back.
I knew there was a reason why I don't do "bike nights" ...
I just nervously looked at my painstakingly customized cruiser... the information checks out Papa Yams.
A “reformed” know it all. Continues to make videos like he’s the motorcycle god of all
Update on the Rhode Island fact: this past election we voted to remove the “Providence Plantations” part of the name. Now I’m pretty sure Massachusetts is the winner of the pointlessly long name contest
Now I'm that guy that hasn't ridden a motorcycle in decades but still likes Yammie Noob videos.
Fact! Rhode Island has recently voted to drop Providence Plantation from the state name.
Just to be PC , sad . Willful ignorance is sad .
That’s why I don’t bother with bike night. I’m out collecting miles. But that one time I rode my vintage Honda Cub scooter to bike night. It’s pristine and has a basket. I parked that lil scooter right in the middle of the divide between the sport bikes and Harley’s . They all laughed. But I just smiled and had the last laugh. As soon as the ladies saw that lil Honda they quickly gathered around it and asked for rides. Your kawasukiyahonda rocket or chromed out Harldy can’t hold a candle to The lil Honda Cub, its a chick magnet.
I'm the old salt. Riding for 45 years. And a professional wrench. Already forgotten more than anyone in the group has learned yet.
Car Guy is definitely me. Although I won’t talk about my cars unless someone asks “what’s your fleet?” Or something like that but even then I keep it brief unless they ask further questions.
Don’t sleep on that mercedes wagon. It’s got over 600hp and can take down super cars
But its also an ugly station wagon so no one really cares how much hp it has
@@wilhelm__3713 Thats the fun, it looks big & ugly but goes like stink
@@wilhelm__3713 It’s like having a fast Civic, nobody cares. 🤣
@@fivespeed3026 why? Because it’s humiliating getting beat by a cheap, ugly rice burner?
@@AQS521 Cheap? What about the engine mods/swap that cost 10x or more what the car is worth
The first time i revved a strangers bike at a show, i fell im love with bikes
I'm working on being the know it all. I watch lots of your videos.
"car guy with a weird wagon" ouch, that one hurts a bit with my Volvo V70R 😭😭
Still one hell of a car though
I am a 63 year old harley man, gave up riding because of problems from clutch operations. I remember my 600 ninja and loved it. Start to look for a bike with easy clutch operations with a good price. Do you have any ideas? I am 5'11 @ 185 lbs. long waisted.
Fact: Rhode Island just shortened it's name and dropped "Providence Plantation" because, you know "plantation" having bad connotations
That motorcycle tracker is actually a good idea
Until the part about single use, proprietary batteries.
You had me at the first one lol, I love my car and driving it. But on the other hand, I love riding as much as driving my car
Spite is right about motorcycle theft. My bike got stolen from right beside my car. I got it back eventually, but not before it was totaled.
Whole video worth watching for the rootin tootin cowboy at the end
Yep.. you nailed it. I've experienced all seven at a bike night. Hell..I might be one of them!?
OMG 1 is literally what I am intending to do, my Mustang is an unreliable piece of garbage and has tried to kill me multiple times and I don't really have the space for two cars, so I was thinking about picking up an endorsement and a little Ninja 250 becuase I love the flashy neon styling and "slow car fast" concept.
My dad also rides and I was interested in doing something we could connect with since he doesn't really understand the idea of a "tuned car" beyond the looks, and is more concerned about MPG, even before gas was 5 a gallon.
great now i know what to look for when i steal a new bike thx yammie
I will love ear from the best about the Aprilia Shiver 900
DAMN IT you nailed me with the first one
3:23 That guy looks like he's in a lot of pain but when asked how he's doing, he says he's absolutely fine. xD
The before times. I love it
So true and very real
Facts are a welcome return.
I guess I'd be called #4. But guy's like me rarely will ever go to a bike night unless I had something else going on close by
I am literally none of these. I was 1, once. Because some guy turned up in an old skool Saab. I also own Saabs, so you know. . .
I didn’t really care about Saab until I learned about the 9-2x aero
@@erikwithak6555 wonderful cars. Once you've had one, it's hard to go to something else.
Saab, yes I have owned one , the 900S. So it was the biggest piece of junk. I have ever owned. Thinking back even my very first motor cycle. A Kawasaki 90SS street bike and a 1972 Yamaha 175 enduro bike. We’re way better than it. So now I still ride. So I guess I am the Harley Guy. With a Road King Special 2019 and a 1200 Sportster 2006.
Dammit, I'm a combo of several of these. My Honda is a never ending money pit, and the z125 was the gas saver/keep mileage off the corolla.
Unfortunately with this Covid bullshit I have not been able to attend any bike nights and I was really looking forward to this year after getting on a bike after 22 years. I had to make up with it by making a RUclips channel and trying some more of logging so I can interact with other riders.
"When the conversation ends, don't linger like a fart in an elevator." LOL
I know a guy like that.. LMAO
I am both the car guy and the new rider that doesnt know where to park their bike. However I bought my bike not to keep miles off my car, but to be able to afford to go to the track. Cars are too expensive for track days, especially when i have to use it for work when its wintertime.
Yeah, I know track day cars eat tires just as fast as bikes, but a pair of Power RS is a lot cheaper than a set of 4 Pilot Sport Cup 2s
@@mrvwbug4423 or if i bin my $30k car into a wall and have to walk home
Bro an e63 wagon ? C'mon man that's an awesome car
Maybe we all should of got the Ducati scrambler, make a whole video about it. Knowing you need hiking boots . So when you take it off road, you have a way to get back home lol. Thoughts from my shitty rebel 500 .no wonder why I'm a lone wolf. People are embarrassed to ride with me
You always show the guy who rides with BACA, Riders Against Child Abuse. Do you know him and what chapter? I ride with White Mountains Chapter. I think it is great you show him. Should do a video about them.
I've never been to a bike night, dont even have a bike yet, but I quite like adventure bikes. Are there any more off road oriented bikes or is it mainly sport bikes and cruisers?
Nothing wrong with drinking the orange Kool aid. Love KTM's myself. Harley also have both. Love the Harley biker you show in many videos. I'm a member of Bikers Against Child Abuse White Mountains Chapter. This was probably the most accurate list you have done.
As far as the girl rider, that is my girlfriend. She has been riding longer than most. I don't even waste my time trying to keep up when she gets the itch to cruise at a 100mph on her Softail 103. She is as good as any guy and gets the respect. I'm actually probably the slowest rider in the group
This is SO accurate!
Subjucts: I have been looking for a good used sport cruiser under 9k. What would you suggest around 900 ci. Looking for dual front disc, inverted forks. Not easy. Off that subject. Since you like track time. What is your opinion on a light sport tour. What is your opinion on the legendary 800vfr compared to your Daytona. It was the bike for a decade. Now it's off the grid.
Before I got my first bike I had a scooter. And while nobody stole the scooter itself I did have someone steal the trunk. On Christmas eve they broke the entire trunk off the back of the scooter.
Local chick has a Ural. Usually has another chick in the side car. So don't even bother ma dude.
A man can dream...
@@cliveadams7629 dream on sweet prince dream on....
@@MostlyInteresting I will, I will...
Our bike nights might have more than a few women riders, but they are almost always married and there with their spouse.
I laughed so hard at the car guy, i dont even own a bike yet, and realized "oh shit, thats gonna be me huh."
If someone wants to take my bike of to the main land Scotland they have to go on a 12 hour 1 a day ferry trip so quite easy to have someone wait on the other end to pick it up and send it back 😂😂😂
I use a tile for my tracker. Cheap and works lol
You forgot the guy who is always on his back wheel and you almost never the front wheel touch the ground unless his bike is parked.
Your bike nights are real different from ones I've been to. Patches (MC's) and metrics and the wannabee Hog chapter members
Ah yes those hog members....
I've spoken to a fair few mc affiliates and even though some are kind of shycopathic, they tend to be decent enough people who will engage in good conversation. As long as you don't fuck with them, they won't fuck with you.
As with the hog groups, they pretend to be real mc's and act in a way they imagine a real affiliate might be like.
I've come across a fair few of these guys before and all I can say is they are some of the most arrogant ass holes I've ever met.
Depends on the bike night around here. It's either a bunch of stunters and squids on clapped out sportbikes, or it's almost nothing but harley guys and those are basically like walking into a Trump rally at this point, a LOT of the Harley crowd is in the cult.
I just moved to Austin, where can I find more info about local bike nights?
Try Facebook groups.. local pages on instagram
Most woman on our bike nights are rocking proper 600-800 streets and 1-2 do the supersports :)
I'm that car guy lmao. I love both tho. My cars are my fist passion but bikes are just faster. I love the speed and the freedom that that speed gives.
Needed that tracker with my first bike 😂
New fact: Rhode Island actually just voted to remove the “Providence plantations” part of their name
I live there lol
I appreciate the girl so much happens every meet😂
A long time ago I went to a bike night and every bike there had neon underglow.
Im here to say that samsung smart tag lasts one and a half years, battery's are replacable and it costs 29 euros.
Fun fact: the Harley guy used at the beginning of #7 is a BACA rider, if y’all don’t know about BACA look them up, good group to ride with with a great mission!
Saw that too. Had to pause the video to find his name patch and chapter (not there, ride pins where they should be). Most likely former member or supporter who left in good standing. Glad though to see We, BACA, were represented....Even if it was as "Harley guy" LOL. Nice work Yammie 👍
I smell a part 2 for this list
I feel really called out with the first one because I really want a motorcycle for two reasons: 1. To ride with my brother. 2. To keep my precious little truck’s mileage low.
I remember my nan telling me about when she used to ride a bike and she would always get bought a bunch of beers by the guys who she barely ever spoke too.
7...burnnnnn!! 🤣😂 hahahaha
Financed the outfit at 13% and dropped a morgage payment only to go slower than a 20yr old 650
Another thing about Rhode Island is you don’t have to wear a helmet
I would love to have a monimoto tracker on my bike, but i have no idea where to fit it on my Tuono 1100:(
Hey I’m from Rhode Island!
So roughly $213 plus $3.50/month for the tracker. Yeah so bring down to $125 and $3 flat/month and ill consider it. 🤣
IDK why when I see that turbobusa spin I always laugh.
What bike is in the thumbnail ? Asking for a new beginner
I'm definitely #2 my bikes were always smoking and leaking fluids
What about the supermoto squids 😼 or stuntbike dudes
The thumbnail bikes looks badass though
I like spike in all videos but I prefer yammie s voice in the voiceover videos,plz yammie
Oh yea there’s always the Can-Am Spyder guy OR the guy that always shows up in a sling shot
Oof 8 days too late Rhode Island just cut off Providence Plantations
The car guy likes both, and isn't secure like bike guy who needs validation that bikes are better