It took me entirely too long to realize what this was.. The linguistics is pretty spot on though. Whoever wrote this did a good job of mimicking the kind of language and sentence structure of whoever usually writes the TWAB
c'mon, we all know it's never happening. Surely you can't be that surprised anymore. It's been 7 years and the only company that works less than Bungie on their own game is Mojang.
As a new player, i never knew the fact fake twab was a running joke in the community. I clicked excitedly thinking we were getting new fragments😐 god dam it
Not a new player, new aztecross follower tho... ...I got so hyped about SRL coming back I was so close from calling a friend at 1 am to tell them. I am genuinely devastated.
It slowly become more and more a sht post 😂, I reckon that all but that remastered dlcs is good, I dont mind paying for curse and the other one since I never played it but I paid for red war so why should I have to buy it again just because they slap the remastered sticker on it.
@@lachydragneel I'll pretend like you arent saying you would be happy with only 19 primary, 19 energy and 19 heavy weapons on each character. I was near spontaneous combustion reading it again and again
I left their discord cause of this, so much low quality shit recently I was actually excited destiny was getting something good enough to bring me back for a bit Sadly I knew better and never watch his videos without checking Bungie news I need SRL
It's a shame. Destiny is the best feeling fps game I've played and the gunplay is unmatched. But the bad decisions they make over and over again have piled up. So many bewildering choices, imagine if they actually reinvested the money D2 made.. into D2.
I only figured it out when the vault changes were mentioned. "Yeah titan gets shafted again...makes sense...moving on..." didn't even blink or be surprised lol
One thing I wish they’d actually do is make it so artifact mod unlocks get saved to loadouts too. It wouldn’t matter when the artifact changes, code wise. It’d be just like when a gun is no longer available for your loadout because you deleted it or gave it to another character.
Seeing the buying back the sunset content couldn’t tell that was a joke especially the raid keys I could 100% see Pete wanting to buy more cars and to pay them off selling raids
On a side note, us in Warframe got to use bikes with damaging abilities and autodestruct with no cooldown which was ALLOWED to be kept in use for all missions even tho initially it was only for the 1999 update but the devs saw how much we liked that bike in normal missions so they let us keep forever lol. A bug that caused once again something to be kept in game forever lol
@@StyanaxPrime lol they wanna nerf consecration so bad but have nothing to even come close to what players would sub for, so i doubt they would go that route but then again, its bungie we are talking about here lol
“New twab!” *looks up from fake newspaper with eyebrow raised* “By aztecross” *furrows brow, looks back at news paper and shakes it before continuing fake reading*
Love these Cross, they got me the first two times but now I know better! Hope you keep doing these. Merry Christmas (side question: do you need to go to bungie with these for the green light or they don't really care as its a holiday jest?)
Knew it was coming, kinda cool how close the fake twabs can pass for the real thing. The accuracy and creativity with the wording.. yall are getting good!
You know they would sell those campaigns remastered and for those prices and without the raid key. You can bet your house they would. But otherwise, it was a great twab. 2 years I got totally fooled and I have realised about 3/4 of the way in the video that something doesn't add up.
I haven’t gotten to play D2 in years, but I started this video getting excited to finally get back into it! That fire got doused real quick when I realized this was fake! 😂
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It's actually terrifying how close they've gotten the writing style down
It's easy if the TWID is written by AI...
I mean the new artifact perks were actually pretty well done.
I uhhhhhh, was tricked by this for too long...
@@Lrbearclaw DMG literally writes the TWIDs himself
It's very a very cookie cutter writing style. Probably done so that any internet or new guy can write it.
“Fixed an issue where players were enjoying the game”😂😂😂
its good for a new bungie name...i might use it lol
I say this in my head reading every Twab these days.
you mean "playing the game
Odd. I never had that issue before 😂
I applaud anyone that can play this game weekly and enjoy it. It became more of a chore for me. I don't think Bungie respects peoples time and money.
“We’re not doing a fake TWAB!”
*does a fake TWAB* 😂😂
I fuckin called it! Aztecross, you hack! 😂
@@Amirifiz Bricky alt account? lol
dates wrong anyway.
Yeah, the minute I saw the URL on that page, it was all over.
Right? Lol
Not gonna lie, the eververse drops from dungeon and raid bosses would have brought me back for a while.
@@BladesofElysian nah I hopped on cause I thought I was getting a free dragon set for dungeon bosses
Free eververse ornaments is when I knew this was fake
@dave9219 Yeah, that one was too far-fetched
I would be grinding that with my full clan hopping on for the first time in forever
Just letting you know that even though it’s Dec 26th you’re on the naughty list for 2025
Carries over, like vactation days.
No it resets end of year
Already done enough naughty for 5 yrs in advance😏
It took me entirely too long to realize what this was..
The linguistics is pretty spot on though. Whoever wrote this did a good job of mimicking the kind of language and sentence structure of whoever usually writes the TWAB
It's scary how real yall make it look.
At this point, bungie should watch these and treat it as a wish list.
I can't even begin to express how upset I am that I got baited by SRL.
Me too 🥲
c'mon, we all know it's never happening. Surely you can't be that surprised anymore. It's been 7 years and the only company that works less than Bungie on their own game is Mojang.
Same. 😭
The moment I saw 'SRL' I knew it was fake.
Same my friend
Honestly, the most believable part was Titans only getting one aspect while everyone else got two.
Time for the annual fake twab I see
Bro almost got me 💀
@ if he didn’t put Marathon II in the title it’s probably get a lot of ppl like usual
Nerfs for everyone 🥰
Haha I was going until the end of the combat modifiers lmao
I appreciate the comment at the top. Stopped me from wasting my time
“New light victims” got me so good.
I love how whoever wrote this accurately shafted titan’s for the prismatic aspect 😂
Ikr
It’d be really good with peregrines
Just them doing that was enough to fool me for a little bit longer.
@@eliadams3711 It's shield bash only
So... Not on prismatic.
That's how they fucked titans hard 😂😂😂
Shield bash isn't even on prism lol
Honestly, some of the stuff they put in there sounded sick af
the gm modifiers were dope
Cause its stuff we should actually be getting and don't because this game is garbage.
@@subzero308 fr. All.jokes aside we.need combat 2.0 after fighting the same.dam enemy's after 10+years
As a new player, i never knew the fact fake twab was a running joke in the community. I clicked excitedly thinking we were getting new fragments😐 god dam it
Oof. What a time to be a new player. I thought starting during the sunsetting was like walking into a burning building.
Not a new player, new aztecross follower tho...
...I got so hyped about SRL coming back I was so close from calling a friend at 1 am to tell them.
I am genuinely devastated.
Yep! Get used to any good news being fake!😂
I’m a regular Cross viewer and I still got got. I get got every year 😔
Dammm you cross!!!!! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
This is one of the best Twabs ive heard. This is how they should be writing twabs.
Curse you, Aztecross!! For a full five seconds I thought this was real! 😂😭
You got to think every year around this time "The Twab" comes out
every gosh darn every time man.
Pete Parson's Motorsports is 100% real.
Read the title of the video
i'll admit, i got trolled until i saw the song of flame revive hahahaha
I lost it when I saw red war was $70.
As always I love how it begins as a usual TWAB and slowly gets progressively absurd.
(Who ever writes these does a fantastic job! Bravo.)
It slowly become more and more a sht post 😂, I reckon that all but that remastered dlcs is good, I dont mind paying for curse and the other one since I never played it but I paid for red war so why should I have to buy it again just because they slap the remastered sticker on it.
@@lachydragneel I'll pretend like you arent saying you would be happy with only 19 primary, 19 energy and 19 heavy weapons on each character. I was near spontaneous combustion reading it again and again
The best content to have come out after the final shape. 😂
Removal of the vault is the only way they could pull off the randomized loadout debuff
"Pete Parsons: Motorsport"
I'm dead as hell LOL
You will not be missed.
Rest in peace.
"There's no game like a Bungie game"
-Sean Combs, 2024
I love how the whole time he's reading the "twab" he's trying not to burst into full laughter LOL
Ffs I’m new to the community and 100% fell for this
8:45 The marketing team being only one person named Phil I would actually believe. It makes so much sense lmao.
But it doesnt... cause their marketing team was like 1 of 2 divisions feeling untouched by the layoffs lol
I had this on as background noise and it was only at "matchmaking has been shit" that I finally went to listen to what was happening. Hah!
The only community note for pvp. Had me dying. 😂
Most realistic part was titan only getting one aspect lol
More punch
you now get more punch per punch
this made me want to play destiny more than anything they did this year
My homie just texted me askin if i read the twab. Yall got him good 💀
I want Abaddon to be a real fragment...
Curious how the effect is the exact opposite of the name though 😂
Even in a fake twab cross is giving warlock all the best stuff, as if we need more proof that he’s a warlock main
lol he is still swimming in da nile lol
@23:30 Pete Parsons: Motorsports took me all the fucking way out 🤣🤣🤣💀
Hire this man tomorrow!
Im surprised glorbo didn't make the twab this year
i mean everyone already got the god roll from him last year so and nobody wants to do old content
Spent the entire video with a smile on my face laughing along with you. Thank you for doing this again!! Cheers
Nope, you don't joke about SRL coming back and get a like
I left their discord cause of this, so much low quality shit recently
I was actually excited destiny was getting something good enough to bring me back for a bit
Sadly I knew better and never watch his videos without checking Bungie news
I need SRL
@@hen-tie6532he does one of these every new years, it’s not that serious 😂
@@hen-tie6532go play Mario Kart dude
@@hen-tie6532sorry your life revolves around srl lmao. Some of us actually enjoy a bit of tomfoolery
@@hen-tie6532 you will not be missed
Again, shout out Luke and the editing team for setting this up again this year. Hopefully its a bit more obvious LOL
“Expect that answer to change over the coming years “💀💀 23:09
I thought this was real until I read “Sparrow Racing League” in the title, and remembered falling for this last year
I immediately went to Bungie's website to check for the TWAB and I knew this video was gonna be fake.
Lol it's actually funnier that you went and looked for a twab 😆 🤣
congrats
I love how all of these Twabs start off completely believable and slowly evolve into a chaotic nightmare
I wanna be able to turn that one mod from D1 where melee hits turn enemies into allies as a prism aspect.
I forgot about that, what was it called again?
@eliadams3711 I think it was felwinters relic.
I’m sure it was Timur/Timir however it’s spelt. The idea of the ‘Red’ subclass for warlock sounded like it would implement this artefact.
I SWEAR IM CRYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣 The 0 vault space and everything in your inventory is the most funniest part in this twab LMFAO!!!
Video of the year, still 3+ months out from April Fools, and we cooking
"There ain't no game like a Bungie game" - Bungies newest Game Director, Sean Combs 💀🤣
It's a shame. Destiny is the best feeling fps game I've played and the gunplay is unmatched. But the bad decisions they make over and over again have piled up. So many bewildering choices, imagine if they actually reinvested the money D2 made.. into D2.
@beeman4266 my comment was a joke. Not sure if you watched the whole video lol.
@@YetiBadger93these doomers can't take sarcasm.
@@amemeforlife6983 guess not lmaooooo 🤣
Oooh, the annual end-of-year Bonus TWAB™️
The PVP portion had me cackling.
What a sad, sorry state it's in. Oh well.
Happy Holidays.
This final TWAB needs to be an annual tradition.
But it is
@@MonsterTRG I'll talking about the tone of the TWAB or TWIB! it was too comical!
It upsets too many dumb people.
@@Ironmonk036 oh you mean when cross says "another week boys and another TWAAAAB" yes I agree
@@223ndog bro, I read a comment saying "I left his discord because he baited me" I'm like dude.. get some exposure to sun my guy.
Whoever wrote those banes is on the their villain arc.
As soon as he got to Friendly Fire I was like "...nahhhh this is not real"
I only figured it out when the vault changes were mentioned. "Yeah titan gets shafted again...makes sense...moving on..." didn't even blink or be surprised lol
This is natural selection at this point
That 'new light victims' line is phenomenal work.
One thing I wish they’d actually do is make it so artifact mod unlocks get saved to loadouts too.
It wouldn’t matter when the artifact changes, code wise. It’d be just like when a gun is no longer available for your loadout because you deleted it or gave it to another character.
Cross gets me with this every single year
15:24 HAD ME CRYING, OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
I need this to send to friends who don’t know.
0:30 Daaaaaamn! Bungie postin TWAB’s to your c: drive now??! Chrazzeeeeee
Wow, even bungie has mentioned that sbmm is killing pvp. Craaaazy lol
Marathon II implies Marathon III they won’t make the same mistake again.
Bungie W
Okay but some of the Banes and Combat Modifiers sound kinda fun
i hope you never stop making these
They had us at the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
Omg. You said you weren’t doing this again this year! LOL
I hope we finally get Taken themed gear for Heresy
Every single one of those banes should be a thing. Every. Single. One.
You gotta respect the effort to make this seem legit. Too many good ideas though.
Whoever wrote this cross, they deserve a raise....or at least a holiday bonus 🤣🤣
You mean a lay off😂?
Merry Christmas to all the 12k remaining players of destiny 2 hope y’all had a good one😊🎄✨
Just wait till he sees Event Horizon be actually insanely good
Event Horizon + Mask of the Quiet One actually sounds pretty good.
Event Horizon + any Repulsor Brace weapon + Quiet One
Most entertaining Destiny content that has come out in a looooooong time.
Awesome sauce, a word i thought i would only hear in old movies 😂
I was hopeful and got hyped about the vault change...
You know what they say: If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
RIP Paul Ladoff 🪦⚰️
Seeing the buying back the sunset content couldn’t tell that was a joke especially the raid keys I could 100% see Pete wanting to buy more cars and to pay them off selling raids
He can’t stop smiling throughout the whole thing!😂
On a side note, us in Warframe got to use bikes with damaging abilities and autodestruct with no cooldown which was ALLOWED to be kept in use for all missions even tho initially it was only for the 1999 update but the devs saw how much we liked that bike in normal missions so they let us keep forever lol. A bug that caused once again something to be kept in game forever lol
The titans only getting one aspect and for Void again is definitely a dumb, deaf, and blind move Bungie would make. Reading that had me howling
Tbh I wouldn't put it past bingos to do something like that in the future
@@StyanaxPrime lol they wanna nerf consecration so bad but have nothing to even come close to what players would sub for, so i doubt they would go that route but then again, its bungie we are talking about here lol
Nostradamus modifier is what we did using DIM at every rally flag of a dungeon for fun
“New twab!”
*looks up from fake newspaper with eyebrow raised*
“By aztecross”
*furrows brow, looks back at news paper and shakes it before continuing fake reading*
God I wish this were real😂 Masterfully done🔥
Unexpected twaaaaab
Wink wink
“Paul Layoff” 😂😂😂😂😂
Not today satan!!! Not today
You got me last year. I admit it
Not again. Dude, you really trying to get the storm you got last time? 😂
Love these Cross, they got me the first two times but now I know better! Hope you keep doing these. Merry Christmas (side question: do you need to go to bungie with these for the green light or they don't really care as its a holiday jest?)
15:50 is where I realized this was fake. I'm slow lmao
Really glad this actually happened again
this one had me hoping i had to check the website. cross getting to get good at this.
i just hope the new aspects will actually be added and aren’t fake unlike literally everything else in the twab
The funny thing is this helped quit this game years ago because I believed him and got so pissed I was like screw this game
Knew it was coming, kinda cool how close the fake twabs can pass for the real thing. The accuracy and creativity with the wording.. yall are getting good!
Some of these were really good ideas! Too bad nothing close will ever see the light of day
You know they would sell those campaigns remastered and for those prices and without the raid key. You can bet your house they would. But otherwise, it was a great twab. 2 years I got totally fooled and I have realised about 3/4 of the way in the video that something doesn't add up.
I haven’t gotten to play D2 in years, but I started this video getting excited to finally get back into it! That fire got doused real quick when I realized this was fake! 😂
I can't wait for that vault update!
I LOL’d so many times and so loudly… 🤣 Omg…that was so good.
It's funny and depressing at the same time... this is actually a really good description of D2/Bungie situation.
If they did some of these things for real, it’ll bring the game back to life.
Graviton lance 20% fire rate buff.
After some feedback we will be nerfing graviton lance fire rate by 25%