oooooh I get it why Kazuya has low GSP, it’s because we all know what Jo’s good at, and it’s learning from his mistakes. he is a very reflective person, people (especially me) are amazed by his character development, how often he grows as a person. and that’s why this is Kazuya elite smash; the movie.
You see, these are two different people! Common misconception, but alpharad deluxe Jacob only sounds like alpharad Jacob. They're two seperate entities
bro I've been completely demoralized by gsp so the fact that Jacob can pull himself up after a losing streak like that is impressive. Thanks for putting up with the garbage that is smash online for our entertainment!
The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex
Year late but whatever But all i gotta say is that i understand the pain cuz i have the same issue in smash lol I have no idea why, and I'm totally aware that me being a cocky bastard causes me to lose a lot, but i literally cannot stop myself from doing it 😭
Honestly the best way to raise your chances of getting into Elite Smash at this point is to change your username to LIL•NESS•X and hope you run into Alpharad fans who will throw for you thinking you’re him. Edit: Well apparently they said it themselves as well, lmao.
Fun fact: Sakurai actually did say in one of his columns that he he played Among Us. The gist is that he had fun with the game, but wonders how long it will stay popular.
As someone from Michigan I can answer your questions: Michigan and Ohio had a border dispute from inaccurate maps, over the Toledo strip, to the point where battles between the militias were fought. Eventually it got solved because Michigan was not allowed to become a state with it ongoing, so Ohio got the Toledo strip and Michigan got the Upper Peninsula. Its not as disconnected as you think as, as there is a bridge that goes between them. Its not as much of an issue as most of Michigan's Population (around 9.6 Million out of the total 10 Million) is in the lower peninsula.
I don't know about other parts of the state, but where I am, everyone pretty much treats Mackinac and the UP as vacation spots without leaving the state. Wonder how common that is elsewhere, as I don't tend to hear the UP talked about a whole lot in general.
Hearing the happiness in Jacob's voice when he realized he shouldn't be thinking was great but it got even better once I realized the video was only half way over
BRO the sudden death loss at 17:25 had my face totally stunned, then that perfect silence until Jo just riffs "Zelda man..." and I died, I am dead I have died bc I laughed so hard no joke I'm dead, deceased. Edit: 29:29 ...h o w
Potentially helpful kazuya tips: F-throw combos into final smash Gates of Hell to down-angled laser on the ledge is extremely effective D-throw to your best attempt at EWGF is a stellar combo, regardless of what comes out Also side note - I feel really honored to have single handedly created a meme on the channel, every time I hear mention of Icarus I feel like I’ve contributed to the channel somehow. It’s awesome :)
Finally a reason for my obscure knowledge! The reason why Michigan has the upper peninsula is because of a border dispute between Ohio and Michigan over the Toledo strip (and area around their border). Basically they compromised and Ohio got the Toledo Strip and Michigan claimed the upper peninsula (which wasn’t Ohio’s to give it was just given to them for no real reason).
oh my god this was a movie's length and yet kazuya isn't even in elite smash yet i'm so sorry you had to go through this jacob, but i'm also not sorry that i laughed a lot at it
The UP of Michigan exists because they almost went to war with Ohio over the area surrounding Toledo. Ohio got the disputed area and Michigan got the UP. Ohio definitely lost that trade because the UP was pretty good for the state's economy and Toledo is Toledo.
Joe: My least favorite state is that one that there's 2 of them. Dash: Michigan? Joe: Yeah f**k Michigan! Me, from Michigan: Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Any time Alpha is struggling with a character, he sounds like he's the driver on a road trip who took a wrong turn and got hopelessly lost, and Jo and Dash are laughing their asses off because they're not the ones driving, so it's not their problem.
You meet alot of interesting people on smash online. I remember I made a friend on an online tournament in the last round and we just kept teabagging for like 2 min
Oh god hearing Jacob's mentality in this video makes me feel so bad D: I know he'll be fine but like damn I have a basic understanding of this so like... damn that hits
20:35 Can't speak for everyone, but for me my disdain for fortnite feels kinda similar to the reason why a lot of people hate the fire emblem characters in smash. It's like this feeling that something is over-represented, like it hasn't really "earned" the spot it has. Compared to a crossover like smash bros, the crossover elements in fortnite feel like forced corporate pandering that exists for no other reason than "some rich business men had it done cause they thought it'd make them more money". And it feels like a lot of fortnite's development in general follows that trend (add a Battle Royale mode cause PUBG is popular, add a social deduction mode cause Among Us was popular, etc.). Mix that with the reports of the devs being forced to crunch and put in 100 hour work weeks for all the updates, and I'm just like "yeah no fuck that game"
23:18 That is basically my experience with BotW. Like, it is some physical fun for a few hours. But I have 0 reason to ever pick the game up again. No story, no interesting characters, just a bunch of wandering? What is there to make me come back?
"Jamies Fry is a hero!"
_sees an hour and 20 minutes left in the video_
Jamies Fry was a hero, but it takes more than one hero to save a nation
@@effy4619 don’t click read more on this person they’re a weird website
Jamies Fry was not a Hero, he was the Hero of time.
@@appleyoto3564 really? I couldn’t tell from the words nude and snap girls.
Lmfao
I fucking broke when Dash said "Its close to my Roy" and Jacob took that personally
It’s an honor to be close to Dash’s Roy
That was gold
21:54
this is just alpha crumpling into a pile of depressed dust while Jo and Dash are literally just having couch conversations and living their best lives
Welcome back
I feel like everyone came to this realization the moment they mentioned Dash's Roy
They where talking about video games and every now and then you can hear Jacob groan
They also suck at basic geography
Calling it now. The Rock plays Rosalina and Kevin Heart plays each and every Luma.
Jack Black as Lubba
No the Rock is gonna be Whomp King
@@bfeldz1023 why would Bowser play Lubba?
I'd watch that
No, there will be one voiced luma and the rest will be a series of anime-style grunting and random dumb noises from Kevin,
oooooh I get it why Kazuya has low GSP, it’s because we all know what Jo’s good at, and it’s learning from his mistakes. he is a very reflective person, people (especially me) are amazed by his character development, how often he grows as a person. and that’s why this is Kazuya elite smash; the movie.
Don't forget to report the bots 😉
Thank you kind stranger
this is my second favorite comment on this channel
@@Toast0nyx yeah I really have no idea anymore why they have to be here
it’s kind of garbage
That they are here
@@shinyhero306 my assumption is their purpose is to collect personal information. Never click the links
You know Jacob's mad when he says "Jonathan" and not "Jonathan the Steve main"
Jonathan was a piece of work, though. Ragequit over dying *once*, even though he was still in the lead.
"you just gotta win a couple more games and you're in elite smash."
- an hour and 4 minutes left in the video
@@effy4619 YO I AGREE
@@effy4619 yooooooo true.
@@effy4619 so true
@@effy4619 I agree with your opinion.
@@effy4619 whatever
Really enjoying the bald podcast, featuring dash, joe, and some guy that occasionally gets mad in the background (he has hair)
Maybe if he was bald to he wouldn't get so mad
Yeah
He's Brian.
I’m so happy they followed through on their promise to play Kazuya when Sora released
Lol you got 2 stupid bots in your replies
@@espurrmeowstic everyone does
Yeah send reports FOR EVERY BOT HERE
they can’t win if we all team on them
@@shinyhero306 youtube does nothing so we need to a majority of people to be reporting for youtube to care
Take a shot every time a bot replies to this comment I guess
Alpharad: Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also Alpharad: Watch me torture my RUclipsr friends for content!
You see, these are two different people! Common misconception, but alpharad deluxe Jacob only sounds like alpharad Jacob. They're two seperate entities
As a non American I’m loving the riveting commentary on states I didn’t know existed
We don’t know half of them exist either dw
to be fair, we don’t even know if they exist or if they’re just making up word
As an American I’m loving the riveting commentary on states I didn’t know existed
It feels like Kazuya was added such a long time ago.
unlucky
It feels like Steve was added after Kazuya
I always forget he's in the game
@@MikeTheEntei this but with Banjo
Fun fact when you combine the names Kat and Ana you get "Kazuya the movie"
Wooper
Bunger
"Why bad things happen to good people?"
*Flashbacks to the online doubles videos, timeout videos, Elite Smash Fox, Elite Smash Zelda, etc*
Is it weird that the main reason I'm hyped for the DLC release today is to see Jacob and Jo do degenerate shit in doubles?
Nope!
oh shit i hope they stream like they did with steve
did you know if you switch around the letters in "kazuya" you get "katana"
@@hikamihise1967 that's not how you spell katana
Did you now that if you switch every letter in the word "dog" you get "cat"
@@prolucario_9076 not true you get "oeg"
@@cowboyoctopus2738 what?
Kazuya is my favorite warioware character
This is just a Jo and Dash podcast while Jacob is just silently in pain
yeah its the bald podcast
New series title: “Getting every character (except Kazuya) into Elite Smash with preferred rules off”
37:10 "thats like looking at the calories on a soda can, dont do that"
*me eyeing down my ginger ale can in fear*
bro I've been completely demoralized by gsp so the fact that Jacob can pull himself up after a losing streak like that is impressive. Thanks for putting up with the garbage that is smash online for our entertainment!
So imagine, after getting everyone into elite smash, there's a sequel series where they get every character to 1 gsp
What a beautiful shot of the Mii Brawler to end the "Kazuya: the Movie" Movie on.
;
The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex
That's true, but funnily enough he doesn't care about being a pro competitive Smash player
Agreed! That's what makes it funny
Year late but whatever
But all i gotta say is that i understand the pain cuz i have the same issue in smash lol
I have no idea why, and I'm totally aware that me being a cocky bastard causes me to lose a lot, but i literally cannot stop myself from doing it 😭
That joke was like 10 episodes ago not really funny anymore
Honestly the best way to raise your chances of getting into Elite Smash at this point is to change your username to LIL•NESS•X and hope you run into Alpharad fans who will throw for you thinking you’re him.
Edit: Well apparently they said it themselves as well, lmao.
Im responding because it's sad that you only have bots in your replies
@@averagephlogfan6475 don't forget to report them
@@Toast0nyx oh, I never do
@@averagephlogfan6475 report the accounts, reporting the comments only hides them for you
@@laky3348 yes, I have done that as well. These two bots run rampant in this comment section
Always fear a person with a japanese name because they’re either a weeb tryhard or a legitimate good player
More truth has never been spoken.
@@effy4619 'Scuse me Sabela. Can you not...?
"That's exactly what I needed to get back in the ring" he says, not even halfway through the kazuya arc
"I don't understand why bad things happen to good people" - Creator of 'Funniest timeout in smash history'
Zard’s ruleset so…
I loved Jacob’s commentary this episode. It was very insightful and only got better as the episode went on :)
The panic in Jacob's voice when he meets Matt the Roy player is incredible
Real fun fact: Michigan got the Upper Peninsula as consolation for losing a war with ohio (fought over Toledo)
And we will not rest until it's returned to us
- Wisconsin
Michigan and Ohio had a war. Wisconsin lost.
Give it back.
@@amogusrevoluton3463 We need more room to store our cheese. It's not like Michigan has even been using it.
@@andrewdiedrich3097 can confirm I’ve been to Michigan and there’s literally nothing in the upper peninsula, they just keep it as a trophy
We have no reason to hold onto it and we will not be returning it
love to see the hour long kazuya episode
Look at all these delicious bots to report. My favorite
53:43 "Why is Chris Pratt looking at god"
That was a powerful and inspiring sentence you just spat out. Imagine if that would happen in the Movie.
Did you know that Alpharad has an Icarus Complex? Just like Pit. Yeah, it's a neat secret fact
You can also mix up the letters of alpharad to spell katana
All that Reptar training clearly improving the bowser tech
Fun fact: Sakurai actually did say in one of his columns that he he played Among Us. The gist is that he had fun with the game, but wonders how long it will stay popular.
As someone from Michigan I can answer your questions:
Michigan and Ohio had a border dispute from inaccurate maps, over the Toledo strip, to the point where battles between the militias were fought. Eventually it got solved because Michigan was not allowed to become a state with it ongoing, so Ohio got the Toledo strip and Michigan got the Upper Peninsula. Its not as disconnected as you think as, as there is a bridge that goes between them. Its not as much of an issue as most of Michigan's Population (around 9.6 Million out of the total 10 Million) is in the lower peninsula.
VERMONT?!?!?
I don't know about other parts of the state, but where I am, everyone pretty much treats Mackinac and the UP as vacation spots without leaving the state. Wonder how common that is elsewhere, as I don't tend to hear the UP talked about a whole lot in general.
Hearing the happiness in Jacob's voice when he realized he shouldn't be thinking was great but it got even better once I realized the video was only half way over
52:36 that Mario shielded, faired, and then fsmashed LIL NESS-X thinking it was a FFA and no one reacted to it
I love how Jacob is losing his mind against Sephiroth while Jo and Dash just keep talking about pan handles like nothing happened, truly magic
13:52
I agree, having a Persona reference on most Rushmore would be pretty cool.
Wow an hour and a half this must be like half of the list done!
@@effy4619 true
@@effy4619 true
oh no its an hour- I can imagine how well this ends
"he goes under it" **weird penguin choking noise**
I'm placing my bet now. Kazuya doesn't get into elite smash
hello
nice pfp
I was feeling down today and this what i needed. Thank you
BRO the sudden death loss at 17:25 had my face totally stunned, then that perfect silence until Jo just riffs "Zelda man..." and I died, I am dead I have died bc I laughed so hard no joke I'm dead, deceased.
Edit: 29:29 ...h o w
Guys I think he is dead
Kazuya is one of the most fair and balanced characters in the game imo
So what if half his moves kill at fifty? those inputs are hard as hell.
@@jimmysmash1236 amen, down air is crazy hard to do and it does only 20%. perfectly balanced as all things should be.
True!
@@jimmysmash1236 f smash being stronger than a falcon punch is so hard to do.
@@pidgey1758 I know like it’s really hard to do down and A at the same time, plus you already have to be in the air? That’s like three imputs.
21:54 1/5 of the way through the video and alpha is more tilted than ive ever seen xD
i love alpharad deluxe because oftentimes i want to put in the same effort watching a video as jacob does making one. we share a bond
"This kazuya episode's not going too bad"
*looks and sees **1:20:00** left in the video*
Potentially helpful kazuya tips:
F-throw combos into final smash
Gates of Hell to down-angled laser on the ledge is extremely effective
D-throw to your best attempt at EWGF is a stellar combo, regardless of what comes out
Also side note - I feel really honored to have single handedly created a meme on the channel, every time I hear mention of Icarus I feel like I’ve contributed to the channel somehow. It’s awesome :)
I just love how relatable Jacob is here. I see myself in this video.
Which is good because he's like, good at the game or whatever.
Alpharad's Kazuya is almost as good as Altrive's Roy
You know, all this gameplay from the series could just be an elaborate bit, where Jo has been playing the whole time or something. And we'd never know
I find it so sad that jamie sacrificed his life for the cause but it didn't do anything
I was thinking about how well alpharad was doing with short episodes recently
I wasn’t ready for the hour and a half long Kazuya video
The match at 32:00 was the beggining. You can see Jacob finally start realising how to play the character
Finally a reason for my obscure knowledge! The reason why Michigan has the upper peninsula is because of a border dispute between Ohio and Michigan over the Toledo strip (and area around their border). Basically they compromised and Ohio got the Toledo Strip and Michigan claimed the upper peninsula (which wasn’t Ohio’s to give it was just given to them for no real reason).
Geography
VERMONT?!?!?!?!
I love the random chill talk over Jacob's suffering.
The juxtaposition is almost artful.
oh my god this was a movie's length and yet kazuya isn't even in elite smash yet
i'm so sorry you had to go through this jacob, but i'm also not sorry that i laughed a lot at it
The UP of Michigan exists because they almost went to war with Ohio over the area surrounding Toledo. Ohio got the disputed area and Michigan got the UP. Ohio definitely lost that trade because the UP was pretty good for the state's economy and Toledo is Toledo.
Not to mention that the Ohioans had to keep the rest of Ohio
VERMONT?!?!!!!
I think "Our cause is just." shirts are long overdue.
I second this! Please make that merch
Joe: My least favorite state is that one that there's 2 of them.
Dash: Michigan?
Joe: Yeah f**k Michigan!
Me, from Michigan: Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
VERMONT?!?!?!?
hearing them talk about failboat has reminded me that the internet is connected
The story of a man who fell to rock bottom and somehow still managed to fly too close to the sun
"Low GSP"
Literally more than me
Yoooooo, podcast episode. Time to put this on in the background and play spelunky
I tried to main the Dio skin too, it's actually cursed. Jojo reference you see, they gave him a stand that reveals all the games flaws.
Episode 20 was so cool.
Any time Alpha is struggling with a character, he sounds like he's the driver on a road trip who took a wrong turn and got hopelessly lost, and Jo and Dash are laughing their asses off because they're not the ones driving, so it's not their problem.
If alpha is Icarus then he's stuck in a labyrinth during this episode. I wonder if he will get out?
an hour and twenty one minutes of Jo and Altrive casually chatting about unrelated things while Jacob suffers.
This is the epitome of Alpharad Deluxe
8:40 super awesome little secret🤫
@4:10: "This Kazuya episode is going not too bad"
Me seeing the rest of the time: "what happened here..."
Ahh, this video is from a better time, when Jo was happy. Because Sora wasn’t announced yet.
This is like the scene from anime when jacob combines the power of all the randoms he has met so far to get Kazuya to elite smash
Pleased to be on Alpharad deluxe :)
YOOOOOOOOO!
0:44 fun fact bling bling boy is voiced by the same person who voiced makuta Teridax in the bionicle movies
This knowledge has forever haunted me
This guy really said "The big four" and said Deku instead of Ichigo... wow
my hero academia is definitely on pace to be a much better series than Bleach, BUT Bleach deserves the respect more
55:55 "this is the make or break for how long i'm playing Kazuya".
Oh no
Kid Icarus Uprising
Awesome
“We could have a whole new character be announced by the time this video comes out” yeah… announced
Pls get every character into elite while every now and then lowering issabelle’s gsp as far as you can
“Jamies Fry is a hero”
*Me wondering the entire time if they just recognized the name Lil Ness X*
You meet alot of interesting people on smash online. I remember I made a friend on an online tournament in the last round and we just kept teabagging for like 2 min
why did no music play at 1:04:20 on mementos. if you look in the top right there isn't even a song displayed lmao
the states convo was so funny, btw there is a little russia in the middle of europe
I love how Jacobs so focused and Jo is just ranting about Montana
Electric god wind fist is like the best move kazuya has and not knowing the input for it makes kazuya like the worst character
Jacob: "best double synergy I've had online and it is with a krool"
Jo: ...
Holy shit how did you spend 80 minutes on Kazuya?
It's a hard character, to be fair. The combos are really difficult to pull off
@@RandomUser11170 I wouldn’t know I main K. Rool
Oh god hearing Jacob's mentality in this video makes me feel so bad D: I know he'll be fine but like damn I have a basic understanding of this so like... damn that hits
Good Job Jacob!
Grow up
when Ridley said "well played" I lost my fucking mind
Imagine Sora is released today and you have a crush on Kazuya cause he’s the newest fighter
What the fuck does this mean
Amongus
1:45 Does a nearly frame perfect move - "Oops"
20:35 Can't speak for everyone, but for me my disdain for fortnite feels kinda similar to the reason why a lot of people hate the fire emblem characters in smash. It's like this feeling that something is over-represented, like it hasn't really "earned" the spot it has. Compared to a crossover like smash bros, the crossover elements in fortnite feel like forced corporate pandering that exists for no other reason than "some rich business men had it done cause they thought it'd make them more money". And it feels like a lot of fortnite's development in general follows that trend (add a Battle Royale mode cause PUBG is popular, add a social deduction mode cause Among Us was popular, etc.).
Mix that with the reports of the devs being forced to crunch and put in 100 hour work weeks for all the updates, and I'm just like "yeah no fuck that game"
Of course of course but VERMONT?!?!?!?!
23:18 That is basically my experience with BotW. Like, it is some physical fun for a few hours. But I have 0 reason to ever pick the game up again.
No story, no interesting characters, just a bunch of wandering? What is there to make me come back?
Jo and Dash talking about Geography while Jacob loses GSP is amazing.
VERMONT?!?!?!?!
1:04:40 The absolute ULTIMATE save right there
Man I can't wait for the next 3 Kazuya episodes