Honestly it's the best when someone in these reviews makes a joke about the movie and Brad goes "Yeah that happened" And the look of shock crosses their faces
One of these days they're just gonna find Rob dead in a car with his bloody fingers clawed at the door, the windows, the seatbelt and there will be Brad still talking about whatever abomination he just watched.
I wouldn't be surprised if the "You would have killed Beethoven" line was referring to his deafness, even though he didn't become deaf till later in life, so it wasn't a "birth defect" (the Deaf community does not consider deafness a birth defect, hence why I put it in quotations. This movie, no doubt, wouldn't know that) .
"This is what Christians actually believe" should be a disclaimer that is constantly on screen for this movie. I can´t believe this is actually a movie and not a trailer for a fictional one in South Park. It is just so over the top it seems like a parody of movies like this but it is completely candid. This is insane.
As someone who has studied propaganda on an academic level, I appreciate Rob's unbiased dislike of propaganda films. Whether they confirm your views or not, propaganda is what leads to people abandoning rationality or dismissing evidence in favour of information that leads you to put your head in the sand at best and turns you into a crazed violent lunatic at worst (see Jan 6th 2021 for that, or the Jonestown mass suicide).
Fun facts about this movie - 1. Alveda King aka Martin Luther king's niece is an Executive producer on this movie. 2. It's being shot in Louisiana and apparently they've been barred from multiple locations including Louisiana State University (though they say it's due to "logistics") 3. They had several people leave during the first few days as they had no clue of what was in the script (they changed lines without telling people) , found out , were naturally horrified and left. 4. Both Milo Yannopolis and Tomi Lahren are in this movie.
Oh God my mom was a script supervisor a couple months back now I need to text her and see what the movie she was working was about... The entire block around main Street was shut down for filming
That's not all...according to Wikipedia, Milo Yiannopoulos and Tomi Lahren have cameos. Now all we need is for Kristy Swanson to show up, and Ted Nugent to compose the soundtrack.
One day these religious films will score a major budget and we'll get a Christian sci-fi film. Within this picture we'll see abortion drive-thrus, Sins-on-Demand, and a new theme park named 'The Magical Kingdom of Sodom.'
Forgiving the fact I was laughing my butt-off at Brad's description of this insane-sounding mess, Rob's take between 30:06-30:41 had my heart laughing the most. Thanks for the morning comedy, dudes; Better than coffee!
I don't necessarily mind a movie on this subject being made, abortion is after all a complex topic with many different, passionate perspectives to explore. However these movies are often too one-sided and preachy. Not to mention terribly low-budget and lazy.
@@Rainbowthewindsage I'm not a director, but if I was going to make a movie on the subject of abortion I would have it center around multiple women with vastly different circumstances. That way we can see the circumstances that drive desperate women to do something so drastic in the first place. On the personal level I am pro-life, but on the political level I am pro-choice. I sympathize with pro-lifers, and get where they're coming from, but I also recognize that keeping abortion legal keeps women safe. Banning things doesn't work. Whether it's abortion, guns, drugs, alchohol etc... All it does is create a dangerous black market run by criminals. This was the case before Roe v Wade, and it resulted in thousands of women dying from back alley procedures. While I would obviously prefer no abortions, that's not the world we live in. As such, if keeping abortion legal means keeping women alive through the procedure, I would take that over the alternative of losing two lives. Not to mention the idea of the Government being able to dictate one's bodily autonomy is unconstitutional. We can, however, end abortion by providing a more supportive culture: universal healthcare, access to birth control, improving sexual education, helping single mothers instead of shaming them etc... We need to create a pro-life culture, not pro-life legislation. This is not a political battle to me, but a cultural one.
@@ShadowMoses900 Late to the 'party' here, but I highly recommend "If These Walls Could Talk", an HBO movie with Demi Moore. It is pro-choice, but it has the stories of different women in different decades and what brings them to their decisions, and the consequences (before safe, legal abortion was available in one case).
@@ShadowMoses900 the problem with the rabid pro-lifers is they're also rabidly anti-contraception. You know, the one proven way to reduce abortions by reducing unwanted pregnancies in the first place...
I usually don't comment, but I had to share this experience. I just got an anti-abortion commercial right at the beginning of this video. After watching it, I am certain that there really are two Americas.
Brad should actually make up a movie plot, either ahead of time, or improvised, and see how long he can go before either he cracks, or Rob just honestly doesn't believe him.
I can't believe I was naive enough to think that maybe, just maybe, this was the real story of Roe V. Wade and not yet another right-wing propaganda movie.
The only thing I disagree with is Rob's assertion that only a portion of the Pro-Life movement is extremists. There are no moderate "pro-lifers". Because it is really Anti-Choice, about imposing your beliefs on other people to take their choices away. That's not a thing that moderates do.
I think there are "moderate" pro-lifers, insofar as there are people people who personally oppose abortion, but aren't too enthusiastic about re-criminalizing it. Of course, it's difficult to determine just how many of them there are because they usually run in the same social circles as the more fanatical pro-lifers and don't want to draw attention to themselves.
@@theoneguyoverthere A so-called "moderate pro-life" person would disagree with abortion but not want to force other people and let them make their own choices. That actually makes them a Pro-Choice person.
Recognizing a lot of the actors in this, all I can say is why? Did they need a paycheck that badly? Were they tricked into this? Do they secretly support these awful propaganda movies? The only enjoyable thing about this is Brad explaining the movie to Rob, whose reactions are comedy gold!
I’m starting to fear that since you Brad described the whole movie, they ain’t releasing it until it turns out completely unlike you describe it - Which is a shame as we would be missing a movie that needs to be seen to be believed.
If you want to watch a pro-life movie that isn't hateful and stupid propaganda just go to Juno. It's still the closest to a pro-life film that doesn't suck that you'll ever going to get.
So I looked it up, and apparently what they were referring to was the cause of Beethoven's deafness. Folks thought that it was either due to syphilis or some rare bone disorder, but two medical professors took another look at his remains and found that a spongy bone growth in his ear caused it, leading them to conclude that his deafness was inevitable. news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19870404&id=m0MyAAAAIBAJ&sjid=buYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3551,927800&hl=en
@@whichcache2517 They probably would've made the argument that if anyone gets any disease at any point in their life they should be aborted. That's how one dimensional the characters in this film are... XD
I'm glad I'm able to see this review, but was there no NDA on this screener copy? Did they give permission to give a public discussion/review of it before release?
People like those that made this movie are why there are Holocaust deniers. They want to alter history into such a way that their warped view of reality is what people grow up seeing.
I would have to see it myself, but this sounds like a movie made by pro-choice people trying to subversively ridicule anti-abortion films and their audiences. Kind of like how you interpreted Rock It's Your Decision. Sounds far-fetched, but when Jamie Kennedy is involved...
Omg just looked at the cast list. Mr Loeb, a descendant of the founders of Lehman Brothers must have been shelling out the $$$. I’m amazed Clint and his magical empty chair didn’t Star in this too.
I thought it was first interesting seeing 2 separate people walking by and even more so that Rob work it in when got as crazy as he thought it possibly could
who'd have thought Oliver from Oliver & Company would grow up to be in this shitefest as soon as I saw Jon Voight's name I knew that this was gonna be a wild ride
I really want to dislike this video because of how Brad says everything goes down in this trash movie and how one sided it is but I also do not want to dislike his videos.
This flick sounds like evangelical movie making heretics all found a bag of cocaine on the street and instead of turning it into the cops, got high and wrote a pro life movie instead where they burst into South Park musical theater.
Holy Week came and went, we have a worldwide pandemic where even movies intended for theatrical release are going direct to streaming... And this movie isn't still out?
"There's singing in this movie"
*Rob.exe has stopped working*
Rob genuinely has great comedic chemistry with Brad. I've been loving him in the videos.
Honestly it's the best when someone in these reviews makes a joke about the movie and Brad goes "Yeah that happened" And the look of shock crosses their faces
Why does the movie sound like a musical that The Producers rejected because it was too far fetched than Springtime for Hitler?
Is that a real thing? I keep meaning to look it up, but I keep putting it off or forgetting it...
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
The Producers?
@@haggardwashere262
Oh, it's a fictional play in a show or whatever! I was seriously gonna lose my crap if there was a real production...
I was literally just thinking producers
That's literally the best way to describe it. Are we all absolutely sure this isn't a parody?
Little does Rob suspect that this movie does not actually exist, and Brad is just making all of it up.
Brad captured Rob so he can tell him about an anti-abortion movie.
That does seem like the alternate title of the video.
One of these days they're just gonna find Rob dead in a car with his bloody fingers clawed at the door, the windows, the seatbelt and there will be Brad still talking about whatever abomination he just watched.
I wouldn't be surprised if the "You would have killed Beethoven" line was referring to his deafness, even though he didn't become deaf till later in life, so it wasn't a "birth defect" (the Deaf community does not consider deafness a birth defect, hence why I put it in quotations. This movie, no doubt, wouldn't know that) .
And i thought Son of the Mask was the lowest point in Jamie Kennedy's career.
That was Heckler
I still have nightmares.
If you thought Son of the Mask was bad, a certain deleted scene would make it even worse...
Someone forgot 1st Night 2013.
You mean Jamie Kennedy actually had a high point in his career to actually qualify for a lowest point?
"This is what Christians actually believe" should be a disclaimer that is constantly on screen for this movie.
I can´t believe this is actually a movie and not a trailer for a fictional one in South Park. It is just so over the top it seems like a parody of movies like this but it is completely candid. This is insane.
The fact they also try to pass this off as "all Christians believe this" as well just makes this offensive to them as well. It offends everyone... XD
As someone who has studied propaganda on an academic level, I appreciate Rob's unbiased dislike of propaganda films. Whether they confirm your views or not, propaganda is what leads to people abandoning rationality or dismissing evidence in favour of information that leads you to put your head in the sand at best and turns you into a crazed violent lunatic at worst (see Jan 6th 2021 for that, or the Jonestown mass suicide).
Trump the american Hitler
Sounds like this movie is going to get Snobbed.
From your lips to Brad's ears.
I thought you said snubbed, and was thinking "yeah, the razzies are totally gonna ignore this thing."
Yup, just watched.
Fun facts about this movie -
1. Alveda King aka Martin Luther king's niece is an Executive producer on this movie.
2. It's being shot in Louisiana and apparently they've been barred from multiple locations including Louisiana State University (though they say it's due to "logistics")
3. They had several people leave during the first few days as they had no clue of what was in the script (they changed lines without telling people) , found out , were naturally horrified and left.
4. Both Milo Yannopolis and Tomi Lahren are in this movie.
Oh God my mom was a script supervisor a couple months back now I need to text her and see what the movie she was working was about... The entire block around main Street was shut down for filming
I'll believe it when I see a Snob episode of it. I'm legitimately stuck believing that Brad made this up on the spot.
It's all too real, my friend. All too real...
This movie sounds made up lol. This needs to be a Snob episode fast. I refuse to believe this is an anti abortion movie.
I got an anti-abortion ad right after this review ended. Thanks a lot, Brad.
In the beginning when Brad has the beanie on he legit looks like a hit man waiting for his target to show up. Pretty badass IMO
Upon seeing that plot and reading that cast list, all I could say was "oh, nooo" about six times over and over.
Same here.
That's not all...according to Wikipedia, Milo Yiannopoulos and Tomi Lahren have cameos.
Now all we need is for Kristy Swanson to show up, and Ted Nugent to compose the soundtrack.
The heavy implied anti-Semitism offends me the most, considering what year it is and recent events.
One day these religious films will score a major budget and we'll get a Christian sci-fi film. Within this picture we'll see abortion drive-thrus, Sins-on-Demand, and a new theme park named 'The Magical Kingdom of Sodom.'
God help us all if they get their hands on A Canticle For Leibowitz.
I'll eat my hat the day a full length religion film gets an IMAX release
@@michaelchavez816 hold my beer
@@merrittanimation7721 I think the only thing holding that up is that no Christian Fundamentalist ever read actual literature, thanks God.
I would watch Bibleman: Apocalypse
"This sounds like you made it up."
*Best review of this movie.*
This feels like it should be an elaborate marketing tactic for a spoof.....
But it's not..
Yes yes it is!!!!
Forgiving the fact I was laughing my butt-off at Brad's description of this insane-sounding mess, Rob's take between 30:06-30:41 had my heart laughing the most. Thanks for the morning comedy, dudes; Better than coffee!
Scrolling through my feed to see Brad and Robs faces, with Roe v. Wade in the center... oh boy here we go!
Bojack Horseman’s episode on abortion sounds more dignified than this movie.
Brrrap brrrap pew pew....
That’s cuz it was dignified period. Lol So good!
BRAP BRAP PEW PEW
I'm not even a woman and my uterus is still turnt from that episode and song.
Roe v Wade - The Musical
I would watch the hell out of that. And musicals based off of other famous Supreme Court cases. Like Plessy v. Ferguson.
The Snatch Attack!!! I'll see my self out.
I don't necessarily mind a movie on this subject being made, abortion is after all a complex topic with many different, passionate perspectives to explore.
However these movies are often too one-sided and preachy. Not to mention terribly low-budget and lazy.
Probably because most people who would give it a fair dicussion are also the people who wouldn't make a movie on something considered controversial.
@@Rainbowthewindsage I'm not a director, but if I was going to make a movie on the subject of abortion I would have it center around multiple women with vastly different circumstances.
That way we can see the circumstances that drive desperate women to do something so drastic in the first place.
On the personal level I am pro-life, but on the political level I am pro-choice. I sympathize with pro-lifers, and get where they're coming from, but I also recognize that keeping abortion legal keeps women safe. Banning things doesn't work. Whether it's abortion, guns, drugs, alchohol etc... All it does is create a dangerous black market run by criminals.
This was the case before Roe v Wade, and it resulted in thousands of women dying from back alley procedures.
While I would obviously prefer no abortions, that's not the world we live in. As such, if keeping abortion legal means keeping women alive through the procedure, I would take that over the alternative of losing two lives. Not to mention the idea of the Government being able to dictate one's bodily autonomy is unconstitutional.
We can, however, end abortion by providing a more supportive culture: universal healthcare, access to birth control, improving sexual education, helping single mothers instead of shaming them etc...
We need to create a pro-life culture, not pro-life legislation. This is not a political battle to me, but a cultural one.
@@ShadowMoses900 Late to the 'party' here, but I highly recommend "If These Walls Could Talk", an HBO movie with Demi Moore. It is pro-choice, but it has the stories of different women in different decades and what brings them to their decisions, and the consequences (before safe, legal abortion was available in one case).
@@ShadowMoses900 the problem with the rabid pro-lifers is they're also rabidly anti-contraception. You know, the one proven way to reduce abortions by reducing unwanted pregnancies in the first place...
The question is, how come these guys keep sending you screeners, have they ever seen your reviews? 😁
I usually don't comment, but I had to share this experience. I just got an anti-abortion commercial right at the beginning of this video. After watching it, I am certain that there really are two Americas.
I’m coming to believe that there are two Americas in same way that Jekyll and Hyde are two different people.
The blue states are Jekyll and Red States are Hyde.
I'm with Rob. You just told us what happens in the movie, and I know you're telling the truth. But I dont believe you.
Thank you for watching these god awful movies for us so we don’t have too! Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed lol
Brad should actually make up a movie plot, either ahead of time, or improvised, and see how long he can go before either he cracks, or Rob just honestly doesn't believe him.
So glad I was looking and not just listening. Rob's face had me in stitches!
Watching Rob absorb and react to the madness flowing from Brad’s lips was easily the best part of this for me.
Wow, it sounds like an answer to Monthy Python´s "Every Sperm is Sacred" scetch from The Meaning of life...! Astonishing, sounds like a great watch!
CGI Fetus? Tangential Die Hard reference? You sure this isn't the Death Stranding movie?
The crime isn't that this movie has songs, the crime is that all of these movies aren't musicals.
So, I just got an anti-abortion ad DURING A MIDROLL!! I was so stunned, I just let it play out, shocked.....
FilmFanaticX Me to. Did it say “Truth Straight” to?
@@willhiggins9563 I think so. It was one, I remember vaguely something about equating abortion to murder during a bank robbery or something...
FilmFanaticX Yeah that was it. It was that bank robbery is dangerous but it not legal. Because pro-choicers says legal abortions keep abortions safe.
You Americans get ads for the weirdest shit.
“Any suggestions for improving the film?”
“Do not change a thing!”
"Not enough abortion music" XD
I can't believe I was naive enough to think that maybe, just maybe, this was the real story of Roe V. Wade and not yet another right-wing propaganda movie.
I would love to see the body cam footage of a cop stop-and-frisk-ing Brad and finding that napkin in his pocket.
The only thing I disagree with is Rob's assertion that only a portion of the Pro-Life movement is extremists. There are no moderate "pro-lifers". Because it is really Anti-Choice, about imposing your beliefs on other people to take their choices away. That's not a thing that moderates do.
The fact that there is an audience for this form of propaganda makes me physically ill.
I think there are "moderate" pro-lifers, insofar as there are people people who personally oppose abortion, but aren't too enthusiastic about re-criminalizing it. Of course, it's difficult to determine just how many of them there are because they usually run in the same social circles as the more fanatical pro-lifers and don't want to draw attention to themselves.
@@theoneguyoverthere A so-called "moderate pro-life" person would disagree with abortion but not want to force other people and let them make their own choices. That actually makes them a Pro-Choice person.
Glad to hear Monty Python still making movies together
Now this is the content I crave. Your review of Unplanned made me feel ill; this is amazing.
We need a cinema snob episode about this movie.
Why does the guy on the poster look like Keith from the Try Guys
radio fuel I thought the same thing!!
Lol! Also, looks like Louis Theroux (documentary maker)!
I thought Link from GMM
This movie sounds like a parody
200 abortions a day... *FOR SCIENCE!*
I heard that in Dr. Insano’s voice. Ah, nostalgia.
So what you're saying is this movie is 100% 'totally' historically accurate.
so is fetusplotion a thing now?
I misread your comment. Now I keep giggling at the word, fetusplosion.
@@sleepykitty8918 I read that too! 🤣
fetusplosion sound like a great name for a metal comedy band and/or a song
Maybe, who knows if it was planned or not
I love how this movie fits "Maude" into the narrative.
*looks at title* Oh no.
the production history of this movie could be a movie of its own
"well we were gonna see color out of space but..." LOL poor rob
11:02-11:05 for the love of god someone please bring back Midnight Screenings In 5 Seconds just for that 😂
Recognizing a lot of the actors in this, all I can say is why? Did they need a paycheck that badly? Were they tricked into this? Do they secretly support these awful propaganda movies?
The only enjoyable thing about this is Brad explaining the movie to Rob, whose reactions are comedy gold!
I’m starting to fear that since you Brad described the whole movie, they ain’t releasing it until it turns out completely unlike you describe it - Which is a shame as we would be missing a movie that needs to be seen to be believed.
If you want to watch a pro-life movie that isn't hateful and stupid propaganda just go to Juno. It's still the closest to a pro-life film that doesn't suck that you'll ever going to get.
Beethoven wasn't born deaf.
So I looked it up, and apparently what they were referring to was the cause of Beethoven's deafness. Folks thought that it was either due to syphilis or some rare bone disorder, but two medical professors took another look at his remains and found that a spongy bone growth in his ear caused it, leading them to conclude that his deafness was inevitable. news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2199&dat=19870404&id=m0MyAAAAIBAJ&sjid=buYFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3551,927800&hl=en
@@whichcache2517 They probably would've made the argument that if anyone gets any disease at any point in their life they should be aborted. That's how one dimensional the characters in this film are... XD
@@madcourier6217 True.
How would they have known to abort Beethoven? Ye olde DNA test?
@@whichcache2517 I was not aware.
Cant wait to see what hilarious bad line the "villians" will say like the abortion clinic lady from unplanned
"Abortions are our burgers and fries"
They sing?! They sing?! Is this a Simpsons gag or a...why? This feels like a Bojack Horseman episode if Bojack didn't already end!
The Torgo reference is brilliant.
I'm glad I'm able to see this review, but was there no NDA on this screener copy? Did they give permission to give a public discussion/review of it before release?
I saw the screening of it a month ago and they did include the NDA beforehand. And the song...is accurate how he described it
This could've been a good historical biopic of the court case. But nope, another "abortions are baaaaad" movie.
People like those that made this movie are why there are Holocaust deniers. They want to alter history into such a way that their warped view of reality is what people grow up seeing.
This whole video was hilarious, but Brad's line about the buckets of fetuses had me in tears.
This movie is just an episode of the scary door
Ive had the "Fortune in abortion" song stuck in my head all day for some reason.
Listening to you talk about this crazy movie, my brain was paralyzed by all the stupid. You're doing a snob episode on this, right? Please!!!
When does Brad talk about people singing?
This sounds like a rejected plot from sunny in Philadelphia
I'm guessing Brad mentions this somewhere in the video, but I see that Steve Guttenberg is in this - Brad interviewed Guttenberg a few months ago.
I would have to see it myself, but this sounds like a movie made by pro-choice people trying to subversively ridicule anti-abortion films and their audiences. Kind of like how you interpreted Rock It's Your Decision. Sounds far-fetched, but when Jamie Kennedy is involved...
Omg just looked at the cast list. Mr Loeb, a descendant of the founders of Lehman Brothers must have been shelling out the $$$. I’m amazed Clint and his magical empty chair didn’t Star in this too.
"Christian" movies are as respectful in their portrayal of Jewish ppl as Trump is when he addresses them.
I managed to find this movie on RUclips and brad was 110% right about how insane and awful it was.
Oh I look forward toward brad describing something that will ruin someone's day. Not only Rob's
What's the screener program? Where do we find it?
If you did Midnight Screenings in 5 seconds again I would recommend either the song or "OY VEY"
You do screeners? I would love to have your opinions on my pieces
I thought it was first interesting seeing 2 separate people walking by and even more so that Rob work it in when got as crazy as he thought it possibly could
I love Rob's reactions.
I just wish the entire movie was an episode of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment
who'd have thought Oliver from Oliver & Company would grow up to be in this shitefest
as soon as I saw Jon Voight's name I knew that this was gonna be a wild ride
Freezeframe at 3:00 for extra hilarity.
"Joey Lawrence Noooooo"
Roe v Wade. Whoever wins, we lose.
Does Rob live with Brad now?
I'm not complaining btw
Brad moved to Chicago, where Doug and Rob live.
Brad was legally adopted by Barney.
Why did Brad move again?
@@thEannoyingE It was court ordered for reasons never clearly stated.
Sounds like a great movie to watch while I enjoy my bucket full of forbidden Gummies.
I really want to dislike this video because of how Brad says everything goes down in this trash movie and how one sided it is but I also do not want to dislike his videos.
"if you can't be good, just be good looking" Rob Walker, 2020
& what about those of us who are pro death?
Steve Guttenberg as Lewis Powell is maybe the wackiest casting since Harpo Marx as Air Isaac Newton. Must. See. This!
How hard up for cash are these actors that they’re willing to subject themselves to this bullshit?
Definitely a future review.
What's the screener program?
Do an ep for this, please!
This flick sounds like evangelical movie making heretics all found a bag of cocaine on the street and instead of turning it into the cops, got high and wrote a pro life movie instead where they burst into South Park musical theater.
Anything with Jamie Kennedy is going to be horrible.
Well, here's a prime contender for the worst of 2020 list!
Between this movie, "The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson" and "Dolittle", shit cinema is has some major contenders in the running already.
I wish it could have been on his list. I would have loved Doug's reactions 😂
This movie will hit streaming sooner than we think due to COVID-19, around Holy Week or Passover.
Holy Week came and went, we have a worldwide pandemic where even movies intended for theatrical release are going direct to streaming... And this movie isn't still out?
Apparently both Tomi Lahren and Milo Yiannopoulos have roles in this
Perfect casting for really reeling in alt-righters.
Brad is the only one who enjoys these abortion movies. I don't even think people that make these movies enjoy them.
I LOVE them I get wine drunk and yell at the TV