Guys really lighten up .... this was some guys media course submission. Mr B ( Sgt Rock70) is the artist, and a bloody fine fellow .... so judge this as some one doing a video to a music track.(by others ) , personally I think as a student he does well ..... fair play good video ... Jim ur awesome
LYRICS: I remember one jolly fresh start to the weekend The furrow in my fleshy firm brow was deepened When upon checking out some crucial electro I heard a voice that left me vexed, so It was a voice of an oaf of the lower caste But it reminded me of somebody from my past I said I've got it, at last, this absolute arse Came bottom in our Latin class Timothy St John Westwood, that was his name It's a shame his vocal chords have gone quite lame His enunciation is an utter disgrace He's dropping Ts and Rs all over the place This can't be that quiet vicar's son Who had awful trouble trying to pick a chum When the quick would run and leave him sickly glum Now he's talking in my radio about dropping bombs Whatever happened to Timothy I was at prep with him you see We used to call him spaz Now he's on-air chatting to Nas He was a whizz with a cricket bat But he never used to talk like that (Spoken) Understand! Westwood says, don't ride dirty, ride big! I nearly spilt my tea into my saucer When somebody called you the millennial Chaucer Of course you're not, that's my ruddy job! Your grammar's appaling and you sound like a guttersnipe street yob A bloody slob from ( a peat bog ) or some such place Where none such grace can be found Like the rhymes that I'm throwing down Well you're going round like a crowing clown Pimping rides for the dire murdies Well I'd think you would know my Morris is sturdy We both liked hip-hop, but isn't it strange That I've kept my accent, yet yours has changed Come now old bean, it's time to own up Say 'How do you do?' instead of 'What's up?' Your mother will be please and your father relieved But I'm afraid Lady Fanshawe will still be peeved What on earth happened to Timothy I was at prep with him you see He was about as hard as my grandmama Now he's friends with the Wu Tang Clan, bizarre He was a whizz with a cricket bat But he never used to talk like that (Spoken) It's your boy Westwood. Get your rims bling-blinging, then throw the smell-good inside Whatever happened to Timothy I was at prep with him you see We used to call him spaz Now he's on air chatting to Nas He was a whizz with a cricket bat But he never used to talk like that What on earth happened to Timothy I was at prep with him you see He was about as hard as my grandmama Now he's friends with the Wu Tang Clan, bizarre He was a whizz with a cricket bat But he never used to talk like that He never used to talk like that That's right!
I remember studying for a cert of media at Goldsmiths in South London. In one discussion group I laid into Westwood making the point that patois and its derivatives were meant to exclude rather than include us white folk. One girl got terribly 'vexed' with one - she later told me she was part of his production team and was in fact his girlfriend !!
@nbfatff Considering this was the second time I'd ever picked up a camera I'd say it's not bad. At the end of my second year I came out of my BTEC with triple distinctions and have since filmed as a second unit director for Wayne Hemingway at Vintage at Goodwood Festival, not to mention Mr B himself liked this video.... so yeah, I'd say educations system is fine thanks, dick.
Wayne Hemingway, most recently known round these parts for promoting his First Light Festival on Lowestoft Beach (inaugural in 2019, then Covid'ed in 2020 & 2021 but returned this year) ...Lowestoft of course being the birthplace of dear Timothy Westwood. I say dear, but given what's come out about his character in the last couple of years, I'd say his accent is the least of his problems...
@Tarantulus666 Let's be fair though; people often put accents on when singing / emceeing. It's equally possible that the accent he has in "London Tonight" could be put on.
Splendid as this is and as jolly handsome as the chap is, do remember that the tune IS Mr.B but the actor portraying him is not.
Pip-pip!
Mr.B x
Most apt Sir, most apt indeed.
if there was ever a song you wanted someone else to hear this is it.
timothy! come listen to this!!
Mr. B's accent is too die for.
Whatever happened to Timothy indeed...
timothys legacy is being a clown, a kind of clown that will..
Completely forgot I was in this haha!
Guys really lighten up .... this was some guys media course submission. Mr B ( Sgt Rock70) is the artist, and a bloody fine fellow .... so judge this as some one doing a video to a music track.(by others ) , personally I think as a student he does well ..... fair play good video ... Jim ur awesome
This is stil brillant
LYRICS:
I remember one jolly fresh start to the weekend
The furrow in my fleshy firm brow was deepened
When upon checking out some crucial electro
I heard a voice that left me vexed, so
It was a voice of an oaf of the lower caste
But it reminded me of somebody from my past
I said I've got it, at last, this absolute arse
Came bottom in our Latin class
Timothy St John Westwood, that was his name
It's a shame his vocal chords have gone quite lame
His enunciation is an utter disgrace
He's dropping Ts and Rs all over the place
This can't be that quiet vicar's son
Who had awful trouble trying to pick a chum
When the quick would run and leave him sickly glum
Now he's talking in my radio about dropping bombs
Whatever happened to Timothy
I was at prep with him you see
We used to call him spaz
Now he's on-air chatting to Nas
He was a whizz with a cricket bat
But he never used to talk like that
(Spoken)
Understand! Westwood says, don't ride dirty, ride big!
I nearly spilt my tea into my saucer
When somebody called you the millennial Chaucer
Of course you're not, that's my ruddy job!
Your grammar's appaling and you sound like a guttersnipe street yob
A bloody slob from ( a peat bog ) or some such place
Where none such grace can be found
Like the rhymes that I'm throwing down
Well you're going round like a crowing clown
Pimping rides for the dire murdies
Well I'd think you would know my Morris is sturdy
We both liked hip-hop, but isn't it strange
That I've kept my accent, yet yours has changed
Come now old bean, it's time to own up
Say 'How do you do?' instead of 'What's up?'
Your mother will be please and your father relieved
But I'm afraid Lady Fanshawe will still be peeved
What on earth happened to Timothy
I was at prep with him you see
He was about as hard as my grandmama
Now he's friends with the Wu Tang Clan, bizarre
He was a whizz with a cricket bat
But he never used to talk like that
(Spoken)
It's your boy Westwood. Get your rims bling-blinging, then throw the smell-good inside
Whatever happened to Timothy
I was at prep with him you see
We used to call him spaz
Now he's on air chatting to Nas
He was a whizz with a cricket bat
But he never used to talk like that
What on earth happened to Timothy
I was at prep with him you see
He was about as hard as my grandmama
Now he's friends with the Wu Tang Clan, bizarre
He was a whizz with a cricket bat
But he never used to talk like that
He never used to talk like that
That's right!
This song adequately describes 3 in 4 adolescent males that live within 20 miles of my home.
Great video work to this amusing song
Sterling stuff had me laughing out loud. Irony done well and loved the chap hop homage. Worth my 5 star rating.
Excellent - good work fella!
Nicely done!
I remember studying for a cert of media at Goldsmiths in South London. In one discussion group I laid into Westwood making the point that patois and its derivatives were meant to exclude rather than include us white folk. One girl got terribly 'vexed' with one - she later told me she was part of his production team and was in fact his girlfriend !!
@nbfatff Considering this was the second time I'd ever picked up a camera I'd say it's not bad. At the end of my second year I came out of my BTEC with triple distinctions and have since filmed as a second unit director for Wayne Hemingway at Vintage at Goodwood Festival, not to mention Mr B himself liked this video.... so yeah, I'd say educations system is fine thanks, dick.
Wayne Hemingway, most recently known round these parts for promoting his First Light Festival on Lowestoft Beach (inaugural in 2019, then Covid'ed in 2020 & 2021 but returned this year) ...Lowestoft of course being the birthplace of dear Timothy Westwood. I say dear, but given what's come out about his character in the last couple of years, I'd say his accent is the least of his problems...
summed up like a hero
I love it!
Most good.
@FacelessDeviant Do it the old fashioned way.
Pen, paper, pause button.
;o)
hahaha! very good.
the guy playing westwood is so hot
@sgtrock70
Admit it old bean this invention born of necessity knocks yours into a cocked hat! Splendid, absolutely splendid, yes, what?
I'll never feel guilty of enjoying a pipe and wearing my blazer again :)
Quality 'He was a wiz with a cricket bat, but he never used to talk like that' lol
@Tarantulus666 Let's be fair though; people often put accents on when singing / emceeing. It's equally possible that the accent he has in "London Tonight" could be put on.
This is piss funny!
Button up your shirt, there´s a good old chap!
Unless you wear a cravat of course!
i cant find a place to download this songs
@hermholland Not in this case, he's most definitely an essex lad.
im black n i like tim for embracin black culture dnt kno y u white peopl are hatin him for no reason
Still feel the same way about him all these years later, given recent revelations?
@thirteenfingers A bit hard as I cant really understand the dialect at that speed.
@almondmnm seriously....it's only a bit of fun.
The guy in this video doesn't look anything like Mr. B in the other videos.
@ld111134 Read the description...
@Versidious i thnk u dnt understand wat im sayin look at the other people's comments who are writting shit abt westwood
who's the bird dancing in the video?
Radio DJ, I think.
Is there any way to get the lyrics for this?
...Twelve year old comment, but you may still be interested!
@jenyamarch9382 kindly provided them a year ago in these comments...
@anjinsan9000 Unfortunately, it's entirely false :(
listen to "London Tonight" by Collapsed Lung, that's Mr B rapping on it.
Mr B imposter :(
15,000 views later the embarrasment begins to set in mr robinson!
I can't believe anyone (still) takes Westwood seriously at all TBH.
who exactly IS Tim Westwood? All I can gather is that everyone seems to hate him.
They do now.
@tpg35 What makes you think we're all white? I object to that blatant racism.
@almondmnm
stop crying.
Don't ask me why, but I was digging the girl's moves. :D
Far too chavvy for Mr B... :(
What's with the hand gestures :o ?
Apart from the mustache I can't tell between him and that terrible Westwood chap...
damn lower class