I mean I'd be a little put off by the fact thatthe white haired,yellow eyed monster slaying superhuman, who should probably be out saving his adopted Demigod daughter or killing some ugly beast just randomly walks up to me and asks if I wanna play a game of cards with him
The silent nods makes them look like it's an addiction for them. Like they really wanna say no but they can't fight it, and they're too ashamed to say "yes".
me playing witcher 3: Phase 1 - OMG I HATE GWENT Phase 2 - huh, I guess its not that bad. Phase 3 - I'm kinda having fun Phase 4 - what quests? I'm just looking for someone new to play gwent with
the future is now - around 109 cards will be added, they gave also witcher 1 and 2 for free to their open beta players, and its great jesus damn good ol' christ in ursine armor-
My Geralt was so addicted I bet he'd have even tried to play Gwent with the Wild Hunt. Just imagine the final fights. "Before I kill you... how about a few rounds of Gwent?"
Traveller: "Not long till we reach Novigrad now." Geralt: *hiding in the bushes, he jumps out* "Want to play play a round of gwent?" Traveller: *screams in fear, runs away* Geralt: *gives chase* Let's lay 'em out.
Now that I think about it, its kinda silly how geralt goes out of his way to play gwent. His daughter is missing, the baron wants him to find his wife, hes supposed to be a badass monster hunter first and foremost but he instead goes around trying to beat everyone in a card game.
"Wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent" - [nods acceptably] "A game of gwent. How about it?" - [nods indifferently] "Up for a few rounds of gwent?" - [nods sexually] "A game of gwent - how about it?" - [nods suspiciously] "Up for a few rounds of cards?" - [nods gleefully] "Let's play cards. Gwent wouldn't be bad." - [nods begrudgingly]
"How about a few round of cards? Gwent, specifically." - [nods appreciatively] "How about a round of Gwent?" - [nods angrily] "A round of Gwent. How does it sound?" - [nods vaguely] "I'm hankering to play some cards. Gwent, specifically." - [nods rigidly] "What would you say to a few rounds of Gwent?" - [nods vigorously]
Therapist: You have come here because you are obsessed with gwent, am I correct? Geralt: Maeby, but you wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent before we start, would you?
Geralt at Hidden One's cave Hidden One :"One more question and i will kill you >;c" Geralt: "....how about a round of gwent?" Hidden One : "....." *nods angrily*
"Witcher! There are monsters terrorizing our village, people are dying. You must help us!" "I'll help, but first, how about a round of Gwent? Lay 'em out." **subtle nod and smile** I fucking love this game, lmao.
I'm surprise nobody has yet written crack fanfiction centered on Geralt and having the ability to make anyone play a round of gwent against their will no matter how powerful or aggresive they are.
*The rain pours, turning soil into mud. Thunder crackles and zaps around as the people run for shelter. The sooth in your face, thick from all the smelting, cakes in your forehead as a mysterious white haired man approaches you.* "UP FOR SOME GWENT M8?" You nod.
Yennefer: "Geralt, I'll go to Kaer Morhen. You go search for the newest lead on Ciri." Geralt: "I will." *Yennefer portals away** Geralt: *turns around** "So blacksmith, want to play a round of Gwent?" Blacksmith: **awkwardly nods.*
I find it funny from a meta perspective. Witcher world is often pessimistic, in line with it being a dark fantasy, and yet everyone in whatever hellish live situation they find themselves in, somehow have time to learn a card game.
if we were to go through another great depression and solar winds blasting our network and power. board games, cards, sex and drinking are the only fun
I thought it was weird that the final battle came down to Geralt challenging Eredin to a round of Gwent, but now I realize how genius it truly was; it beautifully concluded his long journey… of Gwent
That blacksmith in skellige who lost his son is probably the best, he is clearly suffering from deep sorrow due to the loss of his child and then you just ask him for a game of gwent and he immediately agrees
If Geralt ever makes it to Smash Ultimate, his Final Smash should consist of challenging an opponent to a game of Gwent, losing horribly and flipping the table on said opponent (and nearby spectators)
If the wild hunt was not after Ciri, Geralt would probably ask them for a round of gwent and the Wild hunt would probably have a rare card that they would give if you beat them. Now I just imagining a gwent tournament with the wild hunt
Geralt was so occupied by his contracts that he had never heard about this card game so widespread that almost everyone took their cards to work just in case anybody asked to play.
Dettlaff: You never should've meddled, Witcher!! Geralt: Wait! I can see you're mad, let's settle this with a few rounds of Gwent Dettlaff: *Looks at Regis, then silently nods*
![Kodak Black - Catch Fire [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A4ch-olIuZo/mqdefault.jpg)
All it took was one traveler at a inn to make Geralt a Gwent addict
Gwent never again
Geralt first starting Gwent: Fine, guess I'll play a little...
Geralt 30 hours later: Play me, goddammit!!!
Geralt defeats Eredin*
"Your final words ?"
Eredin: let's play Gwent
Geralt: nods*
Don't do Gwent, kids.
@@Thor.Jorgensen This is genuenly the best commen't I've read this year xD
10:17 Now I'm imagining that Geralt lingers in the bushes ambushing travelers with a game of Gwent.
Suddently popping out of the bush.
"Gwent?!"
Kheas Borok'i like a drug addict desperately walking around with a deck of cards in his hands asking strangers for a game of gwent
Cameron Irvine this comment is why i love the witcher 3 game lmafo
"Psst, hey kid wanna play some Gwent? "
Cameron Irvine hahahaha
That awkward nod really gets me
Everyone’s expression just says “routine as usual.”
I mean I'd be a little put off by the fact thatthe white haired,yellow eyed monster slaying superhuman, who should probably be out saving his adopted Demigod daughter or killing some ugly beast just randomly walks up to me and asks if I wanna play a game of cards with him
@@cinders5305 This made me laugh so bad
Same💀💀
Witcher's voice actor:
_Excuse me how many times will I have to ask people to play gwent_
For ever
Yes
@Týr *nods awkwardly*
Some say he’s still in the recording studio to this day
He had to say it so many times that now he has to play Gwent to think of new phrases for Gwent requests to NPCs.
The silent nods makes them look like it's an addiction for them. Like they really wanna say no but they can't fight it, and they're too ashamed to say "yes".
Agreed. Silent nods are hilatious
Playing Yugioh in your 30s be like:
That and there’s Orens on the line too
I actually find funny playing Gwent with the Baron. It's like "Our daughters are missing... but fuck it. How about a round of gwent"
😂
Ikr! In fact I didn't ask him, I was like" he's gonna kill me, and I would totally deserved It"xD. And than I stole the card....
Actually, sounds like something he would do
I need to find Ciri. I have no time to stop. But firstly, up for a few rounds of gwent?
me playing witcher 3:
Phase 1 - OMG I HATE GWENT
Phase 2 - huh, I guess its not that bad.
Phase 3 - I'm kinda having fun
Phase 4 - what quests? I'm just looking for someone new to play gwent with
I went from Phase 1 to Phase 4 as soon as I won my first game lol
I literally only play Witcher so I can get new Gwent cards😂
Yo también, ahora soy adicto
Me: ignoring it during the entire game.
You forgot phase 5 : i wanna play it but i just keep losing :(
You know a game is quality when its card game could be a stand alone title.
It will be
And it is
the future is now - around 109 cards will be added, they gave also witcher 1 and 2 for free to their open beta players, and its great jesus damn good ol' christ in ursine armor-
5arigan lol this aged well actually
Chris A.
Seriously I love the ios gwent game
I love the silent nods hahaha
My Geralt was so addicted I bet he'd have even tried to play Gwent with the Wild Hunt. Just imagine the final fights. "Before I kill you... how about a few rounds of Gwent?"
Zikade LMAOOOOO It would be hilarious if they looked at him take off the helmet and slowly with a smile. GWENT I LOVE GWENT LAY EM OUT WITCHER!!!!!
Eredin: "any last words?"
Geralt: "how about a round of gwent?"
Eridin:*silently nods*
The Unseen Elder: Leave.
Geralt: Before we leave how about a round of gwent?
TUE: *smiles and nods*
Tosco the only question he will accept lol.
I just imagine the Unseen Elder cheating obviously and Geralt not being able to do a damn thing about it.
*Detlaff, about to kill Syanna*
Geralt: "Wait wait wait!"
Detlaff: "Don't meddle, Witcher!"
Geralt: "How about a few rounds of Gwent!"
*Detlaff nods*
*slavic folk music starts*
Slow fade to black while slavic music plays in the background
I imagined his hairless, eyeless form having this conversation 😂
@@YatiAcharya lmao
Detlaff: If you acknowledge any gods .. start praying , now
Geralt: How about a few rounds of gwent?
Traveller: "Not long till we reach Novigrad now."
Geralt: *hiding in the bushes, he jumps out* "Want to play play a round of gwent?"
Traveller: *screams in fear, runs away*
Geralt: *gives chase* Let's lay 'em out.
Underrated comment
@Matriones this is so fucked, jesus christ
10:30 spot on
I imagined Geralt using Axii to force a traveler to stop running and play Gwent.
Can't believe I just watched 20 straight minutes of Geralt starting games of Gwent
time well spent
*Silent nod*
Wouldn't happen to play Gwent after those 20 minutes, would you ?
Hit's different after you've played through the game like 3-4 times now. And one of the plays was solely a Gwent focused run....
At 9:06, the merchant tells you that his son just died at sea when you first meet him and Geralt asks to play some Gwent right away...
The Gwent counsellor
Geralt: Gwent for my soul?
O'dimm: *Nods*
Oddly enough, I believe O'Dimm would actually agree to play Gwent with such stakes.
@@jack-exzolt9858 Of course he would. The entire multiverse is designed specifically so that one man, one witcher, would defeat them all with gwent.
@@danielawesome36One round of Gwent to rule them all!! 😂
Lmfao💀💀
3:41 i love this moment, the dwarf complaining about the stereotypes that all dwarves play Gwent, but ironically he played one as well. LOL.
I bet he has a deep mine shaft i his cellar too lol
Eredin: *Ah, witcher. I was hoping you'd come.*
Geralt: *Ever play gwent?*
Eredin: *silently nods*
''Herbs, schmerbs...How about a round of gwent eh?'' Best one
"Herbs, schmerbs"
Geralt of rivia "The butcher of blaviken" professional monster slayer
0:30
"Outplay me, and I'll give you one of my unique cards."
*Uhuu Uwehh*
Kinda disappointed that he didn't ask Eredin about a round of Gwent.
Emhyr: *getting worked up thinking about the war*
Geralt: *pops out from behind his chair* how about a round of Gwent?
Emhyr: *Nods*
10:18 i just image him consistently hiding in bushes and jumping out at people and asking about gwent XD
this for quest win unique card from ermion 😂😂😂
A wild Geralt appears.
Geratl in Soul Calibur V
"Wanna play Gwent?"
The way everyone just nods silently as a reply makes me feel like they are afraid to say no lmao
They know Geralt will butcher them.
Geralt: "Care to play gwent?"
Random person: *Stands in silence and awkwardly nods*
Now that I think about it, its kinda silly how geralt goes out of his way to play gwent. His daughter is missing, the baron wants him to find his wife, hes supposed to be a badass monster hunter first and foremost but he instead goes around trying to beat everyone in a card game.
Everyone needs a hobby.
Let's d-d-d-d-d-dual!
You gotta believe in the heart of the cards man
Ciri can wait, gwent can not.
@@minhavidarj ikr
some cards are missable
fuck ciri i want CARDS
L E T S L A Y E M D O W N
- You know, been wanting to ask you something....
*Shani nods sexually*
- Ask me now
- Just curious. You ever play Gwent?
- Oh Geralt....
I thought you'd never ask, I'll show you ALL of my prize cards...
"Nods sexually"
Hahaha, that one cracked me up too.
15:50
i wish we can play gwent with triss,yennefer,shani,ciri and there dialog after we lose or win
"Wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent" - [nods acceptably]
"A game of gwent. How about it?" - [nods indifferently]
"Up for a few rounds of gwent?" - [nods sexually]
"A game of gwent - how about it?" - [nods suspiciously]
"Up for a few rounds of cards?" - [nods gleefully]
"Let's play cards. Gwent wouldn't be bad." - [nods begrudgingly]
"How about a few round of cards? Gwent, specifically." - [nods appreciatively]
"How about a round of Gwent?" - [nods angrily]
"A round of Gwent. How does it sound?" - [nods vaguely]
"I'm hankering to play some cards. Gwent, specifically." - [nods rigidly]
"What would you say to a few rounds of Gwent?" - [nods vigorously]
How you like that silver?
“Don’t know if I’m going to buy anything, but I sure wouldn’t mind a few rounds of gwent.”
“Herbs shmerbs, but gwent aye?”
17:01 *slowly turns around*
Just who the hell do you think I am?
That look in his face just says 'Oi m8, you gonna get rolled'.
Man: Fancy a round of gwent?
Geralt: I MUST BREAK YOU
Geralt: did you just say... GWENT ? 😎
"Not from a Jedi"
"Neuron activated"
Hes probably ecstatic that he is a Gwent card
Therapist: You have come here because you are obsessed with gwent, am I correct?
Geralt: Maeby, but you wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent before we start, would you?
*awkward nod
(Nods) 🗿
“Hmm, why not?”
*That’s how all addictions start.*
6:07 I love this. Geralt is so desperate that he seeks out the murderous scoia'tael guerrilla stationed deep in the woods.
i specifically mark that location so i can buy potion of clerance😂
Geralt's the type of dude who'd ask for a quick round of Gwent before sex
david before, during and after
11:41 I laughed so much when I got this line, Geralt struggling to hide his Gwent addiction lmao
Geralt at Hidden One's cave
Hidden One :"One more question and i will kill you >;c"
Geralt: "....how about a round of gwent?"
Hidden One : "....." *nods angrily*
"Not a bird'll ever shit on me. But all my foresight's never helped me win at gwent"
:)
0.15 and so Geralts addiction starts.
"Witcher! There are monsters terrorizing our village, people are dying. You must help us!"
"I'll help, but first, how about a round of Gwent? Lay 'em out."
**subtle nod and smile**
I fucking love this game, lmao.
"A moment witcher, are you familiar with Gwent?"
*kill bill sirens*
10:45 Geralt manipulates people into playing gwent with him
At least he didn't use Axii
Mmyr8ad O. If he used Axii then the guy would’ve probably snapped out of it mid game and be like wtf am I doing??
Does it ever strike anyone that literally every person in this godforsaken world always has a deck of Gwent with them?
And half of these people being smiths or merchants of onion and bread have those "unique" heroic cards which Geralt is ripping his ass off to find =D
Lmao for real. A bunch of rare cards I got from the lowest peasants on the totem pole.
@@joshwhite557 They hide chunks of their income in rare cards instead of gold to evade taxes.
it be so good when we ask one beggar in novigrad to play gwent his got no money but his gwent deck is so strong😂😂
* nods silently *
*Villager* : HELP! Me sister was murdered and now she's a wraith!
*Geralt* : How about a game of Gwent?
*Villager* : **Nods**
I'm surprise nobody has yet written crack fanfiction centered on Geralt and having the ability to make anyone play a round of gwent against their will no matter how powerful or aggresive they are.
*The rain pours, turning soil into mud. Thunder crackles and zaps around as the people run for shelter. The sooth in your face, thick from all the smelting, cakes in your forehead as a mysterious white haired man approaches you.*
"UP FOR SOME GWENT M8?"
You nod.
Yennefer: "Geralt, I'll go to Kaer Morhen. You go search for the newest lead on Ciri."
Geralt: "I will."
*Yennefer portals away**
Geralt: *turns around** "So blacksmith, want to play a round of Gwent?"
Blacksmith: **awkwardly nods.*
The white orchard guy who taught Geralt how to play Gwent is the true master.
I can't thank you enough.
All I can do is silently nod.
I find it funny from a meta perspective. Witcher world is often pessimistic, in line with it being a dark fantasy, and yet everyone in whatever hellish live situation they find themselves in, somehow have time to learn a card game.
Gotta entartain yourself when you live in a shitty world.
Not only do they learn the game, but it seems that everybody takes their decks wherever they go in hopes of playing
Well they have to find a way to entertain themselves
if we were to go through another great depression and solar winds blasting our network and power. board games, cards, sex and drinking are the only fun
I thought it was weird that the final battle came down to Geralt challenging Eredin to a round of Gwent, but now I realize how genius it truly was; it beautifully concluded his long journey… of Gwent
Geralt handing Ciri over to Emhyr for money to fund his Gwent addiction is Canon.
Geralt gives off “fisstech dealer” vibes whenever suggesting a game of Gwent
Went looking for this specific kind of video. Brought joy to my very soul.
Gwent looking for a match of Gwent?
@@ardenorcrush649 *nods*.
That blacksmith in skellige who lost his son is probably the best, he is clearly suffering from deep sorrow due to the loss of his child and then you just ask him for a game of gwent and he immediately agrees
The Witcher 3 is basically a Gwent game with some adventuring side quests mixed in.
16:24 Herbs Shmerbs!
karankenZ I was looking for that
One of my favorites
I love how sometimes he directly asks for a game and other times, he cleverly works it into the conversation.
Gaunter O'Dimm:What do you propose we play, Gwent?
Geralt: Yes, lay 'em out.
Gaunter O'Dimm: *Solemnly nods*
The Witcher: You play dice?
The Witcher 2: Care for a game of dice?
The Witcher 3: Ever play Gwent?
I can picture him being stopped by highway robbers or halfway through dueling a gigantic monster and then stopping to play Gwent with them.
He is going to play Gwent with the monsters before he slays them.
“One does not simply refuse a round of Gwent.” -Sun Tzu, the art of Gwent.
The best is the silent, awkward nod.
Geralt: Tosses a coin to a hooker
Hooker: Uwu should I unwrap my charms?
Geralt: How about you unwrap your *g w e n t*
Geralt: _"g w e n t ?"_
NPC: **Nods nervously**
At least Olgierd tried to have an appropriate response 😂
I wish you could ask EVERYBODY
Geralt: care for a game of gwent? It IS your birthday
Imlerith: *nods solemnly*
Imlerith: *grabs his best deck* “First you, then her...”
Eredin: Witcher. It is good that you’ve come.
Geralt: How about a round of Gwent?
Eredin: *confused staring*
confused nod*
We need that in Netflix
This guy comes up to your gf and asks her for a round of gwent wyd?
Bet my Girlfriend and play Gwent instead of her.
@@shadowcat0201 Masterful response
If she doesn't nod we're breaking up
@@shadowcat0201Bet your girlfriend? Cheap is what I call that. I would marry my girlfriend on the spot and bet our firstborn.
“I know your wife just died and your child is a striga, but would you mind playing some gwent?”
If Geralt ever makes it to Smash Ultimate, his Final Smash should consist of challenging an opponent to a game of Gwent, losing horribly and flipping the table on said opponent (and nearby spectators)
14:10 lol Olgierd called him out on it
The Witcher 3 is the Gwent simulator.
"Hmm. why not" - who knew this would be the start of an obsession to traverse the continent in search of all the cards
Peasant: Please I beg you! My dughter is in danger! Bandits kidnapped her!
Geralt: Care for a round of gwent?
Peasant: Of course!
When I looked up "Geralt asking for gwent" I wasn't expecting a 20 minutes compilation, lol
10:27
You just got a notification from Geralt to play gwent before he goes off to his hunt
14:12 XD
How about a few rounds of cards? Gwent, specifically.
I fuckin' love CD Projekt.
Theres a fucking war
Wild hunt chasing Ciri
Geralt: up for a round of gwent????
When the gwent player speaks instead of nodding you know you'll need that save file
If the wild hunt was not after Ciri, Geralt would probably ask them for a round of gwent and the Wild hunt would probably have a rare card that they would give if you beat them.
Now I just imagining a gwent tournament with the wild hunt
Geralt was so occupied by his contracts that he had never heard about this card game so widespread that almost everyone took their cards to work just in case anybody asked to play.
Gwent, the remedy for all ailments of the body and mind. A round of gwent will set you straight!
Main antagonist of the game is his crippling Gwent addiction. Man vs self
I was actually thinking a video of this shoud be made! Well done!
Dettlaff: You never should've meddled, Witcher!!
Geralt: Wait! I can see you're mad, let's settle this with a few rounds of Gwent
Dettlaff: *Looks at Regis, then silently nods*
Gwent? *nods*
**Shuffle or Boogie starts playing**
and then he becomes addicted to gwent
*Genie appears*
Genie: You have one wish
Geralt: Wouldn’t mind a round of Gwent
Genie: Sure....you still got that wish though
“Are you familiar with gwent” - the moment everything went downhill as geralt fell into a deep gwent fuelled addiction
Holy shit, this is hilarious.
That gwent addiction is no joke.
Witcher but it’s Yu-Gi-oh
2005: “Let’s play Pazaak”
2015: “Wanna play gwent?”
I'm imagining Doug Cockle spending hours just to record all those lines of "Gwent" variations.
**Gaunter, about to take Olgierd's soul**
Geralt: "Wait!"
Geralt: "How 'bout a few rounds of gwent, eh?"
Gaunter: *silently nods*
17:12 the best😂😂😂 poor lady thought she's gonna be laid by the only witcher in Touissant...and then...