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  • @Clear_Night4
    @Clear_Night4 7 месяцев назад +1003

    "i'm not a safe space, I will have judgements" 😂

    • @kristenhernandez3774
      @kristenhernandez3774 7 месяцев назад +16

      Lost it when he said that lol I felt that

    • @crystalcleara.k.a.missyoko1430
      @crystalcleara.k.a.missyoko1430 6 месяцев назад +8

      I saw this comment before l got to this part and when l heard it l was like ooh l see you and that funny 😂😂 the idea of telling someone by the way so good

  • @alexandriacicero2260
    @alexandriacicero2260 7 месяцев назад +968

    All I have to say is.. prosthetic leg guy is a serial killer lol

    • @Ohmygod_neilciccerega
      @Ohmygod_neilciccerega 7 месяцев назад +23

      Plot twist it’s a real human leg

    • @ellaisboring
      @ellaisboring 7 месяцев назад +86

      Straight up it seems like he was kinda holding the leg hostage... like obsessed with the leg owner and holding it almost as some sort of collateral to keep them "connected" 😳

    • @Bookdragon3000
      @Bookdragon3000 7 месяцев назад +1

      That or the leg is possessed

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'm also getting really f****** sick and tired of hearing nasty poop stories with no ⚠️

    • @anditheeartist
      @anditheeartist 7 месяцев назад +9

      Yes, a lot of famous serial killers have a weird story about prosthetic dolls.

  • @diamcole
    @diamcole 7 месяцев назад +1760

    Respectfully, he’s fine as HELL. Lord have mercy. 😂

    • @availanila
      @availanila 7 месяцев назад +182

      He is a looker, and his voice refuses us Lord's mercy too.

    • @toriw535
      @toriw535 7 месяцев назад +67

      Respectfully I agree and a nice head on his shoulders

    • @rubyvuitton6623
      @rubyvuitton6623 7 месяцев назад +135

      lmaoo i think morgan has a lil crush on him 😅 at some points she sounded very flirty before catching herself and reeling it in

    • @Thuggishruggishgirl
      @Thuggishruggishgirl 7 месяцев назад +51

      @@rubyvuitton6623omg I thought I was the only one who noticed that lol 😅

    • @Meldog1851
      @Meldog1851 7 месяцев назад +28

      I have a thing for smart guys, and that voice 🤤. It doesn’t hurt that he’s nice to look at too 😂.

  • @victorywalkingtours8843
    @victorywalkingtours8843 7 месяцев назад +507

    Sometomes Reddit gets ridiculous. Woman in story 1 is definitely NTA and that person with the "why are you snapping at each other?" can get wrecked. He was bullying her and she finally hit back.

    • @hcf4kd1992
      @hcf4kd1992 7 месяцев назад

      Fr. I'm snapping at his bald ass bx he's rude. Couldn't tell you what his problem is😊

    • @sleepybear2558
      @sleepybear2558 6 месяцев назад +20

      That what I was thinking and that she isn’t a a hole

    • @tawnyrobinson3930
      @tawnyrobinson3930 4 месяца назад +9

      @@mae_liiiI would agree if she hadn’t already told him her feelings, but she stated that she already tried to tell him that him making those comments is hurtful, but he kept going regardless, so in this case, pain creates change & he asked for it. If her weight is her insecurity, why is it ok for him to keep making remarks on her weight, but not ok for her to clap back on his insecurity of his hairline? Everyone has a breaking point taking so many insults before retorting. Hopefully he isn’t doing that to his post pregnant SO anymore & they can have better listening as well as communication between each other that isn’t slinging insults in the future.

    • @tawnyrobinson3930
      @tawnyrobinson3930 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mae_liii did you not read my response to you? I said at the beginning that she stated in her story that she had already told him that it hurt her feelings that he was making fat remarks to her post pregnancy body & he kept going. She already spoke with him. He didn’t receive the message through clear communication, so she dished out what he doled out to her. Again, she already communicated to him that he hurt her feelings. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tawnyrobinson3930
      @tawnyrobinson3930 4 месяца назад +6

      @@mae_liii I actually did read your response. You said ‘why would you have to wait until you reach your breaking point before telling your partner that his behavior is hurting you?’ I told you now in 3 (as of now) responses that she DID tell him to stop & that it hurt her feelings, but that he kept going cause he doesn’t care about her feelings once she told him cause he didn’t stop. That’s how I know you didn’t read my responses. You keep glossing over the fact that she DID talk to him first before taking the petty route. He just whined once she got tired of the fat comments or “jokes” as he put it & she pointed out his insecurity, but because it was a man who got his widdle feelings hurt, it’s the end of the world. So, what I gather is that it’s ok for him to fat shame her, but she doesn’t have the right to defend herself when he wouldn’t stop? Sounds like some misogyny right there. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @SL22798
    @SL22798 7 месяцев назад +1870

    The dude from the first story still somehow doesn't grasp how hurtful his comments were, even after she flipped it on him to try and make him realize. Imo, OP is justified in her comeback. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

    • @bailey7792
      @bailey7792 7 месяцев назад

      Well your clearly an immature person lmao. God forbid you dont stoop to someone elses level, over something they physically can't change without a ton of money. He did it first! Congrats.. now you both look dumb.

    • @championanthony7643
      @championanthony7643 7 месяцев назад +108

      If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Yeah I joke like that but best believe if you wanna joke like that you better get you some thick skin too

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 7 месяцев назад +48

      Justified AH 💅

    • @stephd.a.3963
      @stephd.a.3963 7 месяцев назад +29

      AMEN … homeboy most definitely can dish it but can’t take

    • @srose1088
      @srose1088 7 месяцев назад +20

      Yeah, if you've been told saying that means something hurtful to you despite how they "ment it", then it's an insult now if used in the future...

  • @Slightly_sad_tm
    @Slightly_sad_tm 7 месяцев назад +1306

    For the first story: There was another popular AITA about a girl who kept being called “slim” by her coworker, but when she called the coworker “chunky” back, the coworker started crying. EVERYONE on Reddit was like “yeah, that girl got what she deserved!” But as soon as that insult is towards a man, Reddit suddenly has a probably with a clapback.

    • @boottoobig
      @boottoobig 7 месяцев назад +2

      EXACTLY! I was so shocked that the response was everyone sucks cus NO! He sucks, he knew. She knew he was insecure and that's why never made mean comments or any at all. Until now because he was a d'ck. He knew she was insecure and made these comments. He is the AH.

    • @Poolpuppies3
      @Poolpuppies3 7 месяцев назад +38

      I remember this one!

    • @SongBird101
      @SongBird101 7 месяцев назад +127

      I remember that story too! To play devils advocate there’s a difference between a co-worker and your life partner. I still think the husband deserved the wife’s comment though

    • @mariposaa13
      @mariposaa13 7 месяцев назад

      It’s men and men hate women

    • @hayamirin6795
      @hayamirin6795 7 месяцев назад +4

      Fr lol

  • @tmsather
    @tmsather 7 месяцев назад +377

    "I'm getting a colonoscopy this year"
    "Hell yeah" 🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @baileytaylor203
      @baileytaylor203 7 месяцев назад +12

      The “don’t.” Got me lol

    • @kevinsmith4741
      @kevinsmith4741 7 месяцев назад

      @@baileytaylor203”Morgan keep your rectum to yourself” 😂😂😂

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 6 месяцев назад +1

      As another ibs sufferer, it's important! Regardless of if you have GERD and upper gi issues, and/or ibs are lower gi issues. Get those scopes and get em early. I had one done in my early 20s and had some benign polyps removed before they could become cancerous. Felt no different afterwards, no pain etc. Reminds me that I'm overdue for my next one. The cleanse is the worst part...
      Though if you're asymptomatic you can probably just do the mail-order stool sample kit. Lots of health insurance plans let you order them through a flex account or special otc item store. My insurance company gives me like $200/yr at their otc store as part of my plan, and that screening kit is like $45.

  • @skinsciencebymira
    @skinsciencebymira 7 месяцев назад +651

    Morgan: “When my girlfriend and I fight, she pees on the floor.”
    Carlos: heavy sigh

    • @sarahwbs
      @sarahwbs 7 месяцев назад +23

      I was expecting someone in the comments to say "next time she pees on the floor, drop a deuce!"

    • @mirroredhour
      @mirroredhour 6 месяцев назад +2

      I felt that

    • @krissybee2484
      @krissybee2484 3 месяца назад

      Like what does OP mean they don’t know what to do?! Leave! What? The first time I would be out. I could not be attracted to my partner after that.

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 7 месяцев назад +932

    Morgan: They’re gonna lose it over your voice
    Me: Why..?
    Carlo: Word.
    Me: OH.
    “Is your brother Rocket Raccoon?!” I almost spit my drink out on the bus 😂

    • @Mssalexis
      @Mssalexis 7 месяцев назад +8

      The Rocket Raccoon comment was 💯💯💯💯💯 I had to pause and rewind cause I missed so much from laughing. Love a good Bucky joke

  • @AniaSchutzengel
    @AniaSchutzengel 7 месяцев назад +178

    My actual literal cat doesn't pee on the floor when she's mad. An adult human woman can get it together.

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 6 месяцев назад +4

      Right? Therapy. ALLLLLL the therapy.
      We have one cat who poops on the floor when upset, but it's pretty uncommon. Any average human past toddlerhood needs to get that under control. There's some deeper issues that she isn't dealing with.

  • @madisonbaker4083
    @madisonbaker4083 7 месяцев назад +652

    Story #3- Things that girls love (like Taylor swift, lattes) are treated like a joke and something to be embarrassed for liking. It's awful. So many men disrespect women's interests. Also, when in relationships, women put more effort into their partners interests.

    • @Krittycombs
      @Krittycombs 7 месяцев назад +82

      Literally. Smells like misogyny to me

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 7 месяцев назад +40

      Yeah, I was surprised the misogyny wasn't brought up in that one!

    • @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896
      @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 7 месяцев назад +38

      I feel like Taylor swifter is different tho. She released 136 tons of carbon within a month unnecessarily and she keeps doing it. Her boyfriend being racist and the Grammy thing too. I feel like people have reasons not to like Taylor.

    • @cassidyharris9765
      @cassidyharris9765 7 месяцев назад +42

      @@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896is that really why they don’t like her? I get so much more commentary about how she’s annoying, can’t sing, only writes breakup songs, goes through men, etc etc.
      Could she be more environmentally conscious? For sure. But let’s not pretend she even has the option of taking anything other than a private jet, for example. And private jet use (all of it, not just hers) only accounts for .9% of all global emissions.
      Last year there was what? 38 billion tons of CO2 emissions last year? And hers was 8,300? Yeah it’s more than the average person but the average person isn’t unable to travel publically nor are they creating 500 jobs a weekend. Just saying

    • @aduckofsomesort
      @aduckofsomesort 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 she is not different though. Tons of musical artists and other celebrities do the exact same things, and even worse.

  • @teddihayes1733
    @teddihayes1733 7 месяцев назад +567

    “Thinning for the both of them” had me CACKLE.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 7 месяцев назад +10

      I screamed “SIR!” 😂

  • @Meaglovesyou18
    @Meaglovesyou18 7 месяцев назад +217

    Carlo was the most calm, cool, level-headed, logical, reasonable, and entertaining guest EVER! He has the BEST voice, too! He should be a therapist. Could seriously listen to him all day. I would love to have him as a recurring guest!!!

    • @Parkerparkeerrr
      @Parkerparkeerrr 3 месяца назад

      He seems to have trouble expressing himself. Couldn't explain why he hates this or that, or thinks that way. That is the opposite of therapist material. Like okay you want to f him, keep it to yourself

  • @autumnjones6565
    @autumnjones6565 7 месяцев назад +196

    For story #4 if the text was sooo “ harmless “show his family

    • @annecal2545
      @annecal2545 7 месяцев назад +32

      I 100% think he lied to his family. Down played it so much.

    • @addybaby7510
      @addybaby7510 7 месяцев назад +20

      He definitely deleted all the texts but wanted to keep her pics and didnt think his wife would see anytime soon

    • @autumnjones6565
      @autumnjones6565 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@addybaby7510what happens in dark always come to light

    • @autumnjones6565
      @autumnjones6565 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@annecal2545idkkk maybe or maybe not , ik some family no matter how wrong u are they still be on their side

    • @harleysalemz
      @harleysalemz 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@annecal2545it reminds me of this story where this guy’s brother scared his girlfriend awake by screaming in her face and called her crazy because she went for his neck as a result of being scared awake. and he completely downplayed it to the family to the point they were on his side. it’s ridiculous that they always bring the family into it and don’t even tell the full story

  • @simoneelbrecht689
    @simoneelbrecht689 7 месяцев назад +196

    37:28 "A lot of people don't need opinions" had me WHEEZING

  • @Animefanaticcc
    @Animefanaticcc 7 месяцев назад +158

    1:21:43 I about died when He said “Before you say this… I am not a Safe Space. I will have judgements. 👀” 😂😂😂
    Also I kinda just like his voice? It’s so deep it’s just… calming? 🤷‍♀️😂

  • @HayleySulfridge
    @HayleySulfridge 7 месяцев назад +123

    Story 1: NTA. I cannot IMAGINE going through a pregnancy and postpartum and my husband speaking about my body like that. My husband does nothing but amp up my body, and I’ve gained a ton of weight since we got married, let alone had kids. All he cares about is that i feel good about myself and that i feel healthy. He got a taste of his own medicine with that hairline comment.

  • @hiphopapotamus6913
    @hiphopapotamus6913 7 месяцев назад +173

    That dude’s hairline left with his common sense 🤣

  • @user-oh3wn4jg5x
    @user-oh3wn4jg5x 7 месяцев назад +243

    Story 5 - him sending baby pictures is not giving her permission to decide for both of them that she’s going to bare a child

    • @twocathome399
      @twocathome399 7 месяцев назад +20

      exactly cause i did the same thing in my last relationship that was 4 years long but it was more so to look forward to the future and be excited to build a family TOGETHER . i still took my birth control consistently.

    • @peytstxnn
      @peytstxnn 7 месяцев назад +36

      Exactly!! She knew she was in the wrong, which is why she was doing it secretly! If they both wanted to have a child, she wouldn’t have to secretly try to impregnate herself that way. She knew he didn’t want to have a child. That story made me sick.

    • @r.i.pmydog7723
      @r.i.pmydog7723 7 месяцев назад +9

      There philosophy was literally “ if it happens it happens” and she was gonna make it happen. She was in no birth control and using the pull out method is asking to get pregnant. He was doing more than juts spending cute pics of babys.

    • @user-oh3wn4jg5x
      @user-oh3wn4jg5x 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@r.i.pmydog7723 I’m not going to say their mindset isn’t stupid (me and my siblings all happened because of the pullout method) but her actions make her completely untrustworthy. If she wanted a child and wanted to take that step forward, why wasn’t she having that conversation with her partner? It’s a huge life change to make without consulting him. Someone who makes those big decisions behind your back is definitely not someone you want to be bonded to for life.

    • @TabbyWithMittens
      @TabbyWithMittens 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@r.i.pmydog7723​​⁠If she makes it happen or forces it then she shouldn’t be shocked he is upset over it. Sure some of the actions might be dumb, but doesn’t mean you get to violate a trust.

  • @user-my8uf1yh5m
    @user-my8uf1yh5m 7 месяцев назад +55

    Wow 120k for a prosthetic leg… really taking the phrase “costs an arm & a leg” to the next level

  • @DannieRose01
    @DannieRose01 7 месяцев назад +306

    Morgs: “people are gonna die over your voice”
    Me: Huh? 👂🏾
    Him: “word?”
    Me: “Daddy?!” 😭

    • @myadominique3881
      @myadominique3881 Месяц назад +1

      I’m surprised there isn’t more comments talking about this man’s voice has me WEAK

  • @TippiTappi
    @TippiTappi 7 месяцев назад +200

    Story 2 reminded me of when I worked at a gym. One of the members brought a carbon fiber prosthetic leg to our lost and found, because someone had left it in the locker room. Clearly it was very expensive. It sat there for 3 days unclaimed while we all came up with scenarios to explain how it could have ended up there. Eventually we found contact info and when the guy picked it up he was so casual about it, like "oh I was wondering where I left that thing"
    sir, what? 😂

    • @miisa_
      @miisa_ 7 месяцев назад +5

      LMAO how do you just forget YOUR LEG???😂

    • @amyrodman3752
      @amyrodman3752 7 месяцев назад +11

      Legs are made for different activities. (All information from RUclips short so take as you will) some people are several if they are very athletic. They probably just changed it and didn’t realize that they had not put in with their stuff. I mean, we do say “I would lose my head if it wasn’t attached.”

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, a running or cycling leg are good for those specific activities, but they're not good walking legs. I'm betting it was a cycling leg. The knee joint unlocks to cycle, and then can be locked straight to move to another location, ideally to put on a regular walking leg. He probably switched when getting changed in the locker room and just forgot it. Well fitting and working prostheses should feel so natural that they can be nearly forgotten. There's even ones for above the knee amputations that have motors in them to operate a knee and ankle. They use sensors on the limb on the areas of the muscles that are contracted or relaxed during normal limb functions to guide the prosthetic to move like the real thing. The person has to remember to charge it, but most people have to remember to charge a phone anyway. They're definitely expensive, but a lot of manual labor goes into getting the fit right for the person. Type of prosthetic, length of limb and proportions, socket type, socket shape, padding and "sock". A good prosthetist does all of that work and will spend hours with a patient over multiple sessions getting the fit, comfort, and style(s) just right for their individual needs. A lot of work and care goes into a good prosthetic!

  • @queengoliath
    @queengoliath 7 месяцев назад +31

    For the IG one, I feel like the post found the WRONG reddit audience and it was just a bunch of men as cringey as her bf. Morgan and him are so right about the hating without a purpose. Those types of people who just hate hate hate are EXHAUSTING to be around. Go find a hobby and find something to love, you're not edgy or unique hating on stuff that bring joy to others, you're insufferable. Sorry if this sounds hypocritical, but oh well. 😅

  • @lordsavior4795
    @lordsavior4795 7 месяцев назад +330

    "people are going to die over your voice today"
    ""word?"
    UH HEEELLLOO?? THE WAY I LOOKED UP FROM MY WORK LMAO GOT READ/GOT THE BUTTERFLIES LMAO

    • @vsailorsv
      @vsailorsv 7 месяцев назад +13

      Babes same I was like oh word is right bby let me see that face 😂

  • @sthormpyrame6325
    @sthormpyrame6325 7 месяцев назад +331

    It’s not a control thing it’s a “I have more faith in me than you thing!”
    Morgan I hate to break it to you 😂

  • @shaniaknowles7362
    @shaniaknowles7362 7 месяцев назад +79

    It’s worth mentioning that polyurethane condoms don’t disintegrate when using coconut oil as lube! Just wanted to point this out as Morgan has mentioned having a latex allergy and this may be why her condoms don’t break when using coconut oil as lube :)

    • @Bee-ys6kt
      @Bee-ys6kt 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for saying this! I was so concerned for Morgan 😂❤

  • @jamiewilkinson7227
    @jamiewilkinson7227 7 месяцев назад +268

    The bane impression was INSANE!!!

  • @GiselleGarcia-yf5rq
    @GiselleGarcia-yf5rq 7 месяцев назад +7

    Morgan I love you but how can you say you wanna use less plastic and then say ppl are hating Taylor for no reason. Uhhh maybe bc she’s carbon bombing the planet with her private jet. I can keep using my metal water bottle but it isn’t gonna do shit when she takes another 28 min flight.

  • @Allysia622
    @Allysia622 7 месяцев назад +105

    I’d listen to Carlo read a phone book 😂

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 7 месяцев назад +40

    Just a few random answers:
    The pull out method is 78% effective. 22 out of 100 women get pregnant.
    Non latex condoms used to be made out of lamb skin, but it looks like they’ve switched to a man made material recently! I googled it because you had me curious 😂❤
    You can absolutely buy condoms that are too small, I nearly cut off my ex’s circulation once because I grabbed the wrong size 😭 It’s still BS when a guy says he’s “too big” for condoms. Get back to the store baby 😂 Your condoms are probably fine to use with coconut oil because as you said earlier they’re latex freeee!

    • @sienna2910
      @sienna2910 7 месяцев назад +3

      true, pull out method is about 78% effective
      also, polyisoprene condoms still do degrade with oil
      also also, you're so right, looking at condom sizes is impotant when buying them and also most people will fit regular size condoms

  • @xoxolaur
    @xoxolaur 7 месяцев назад +150

    the laxatives mentioned with the person using them to shit all day may be linked to eating disorder behaviors😭 it is so common to overuse and misuse laxatives within the ed community, as someone who works closely with patients with severe eds

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 7 месяцев назад +16

      I had the same thought, especially when they mentioned that there was a community around that. I hope everyone mentioned in that story is okay 😭

    • @itslubia
      @itslubia 7 месяцев назад

      Oh that makes much more sense
      I was wondering because no sane person would just put themselves through that?? 💀💀

    • @IAmContemporary
      @IAmContemporary 7 месяцев назад +5

      I knew a dude in college who just casually mentioned that he looked forward to getting drunk every weekend because the ‘hangover shits’ were the only times he could actually shit. He’d just be backed up the whole week, shit on the weekend and instead of thinking “oh, maybe I need to change something about my habits” he just rolled with it.

    • @helenegrootenboersecondant5474
      @helenegrootenboersecondant5474 6 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@itslubiaI have bad constipation and a “lax day” every so often means relief for a couple of months

  • @mrainbowz
    @mrainbowz 7 месяцев назад +144

    morgan did you really call the super bowl “that big football game” 😂

    • @Cecil1213
      @Cecil1213 7 месяцев назад +14

      Yes because that"s virtually what it is LMAOOOO

    • @zurilyjones
      @zurilyjones 7 месяцев назад +34

      I think it’s because it’s in an Ad. You can’t reference the Super Bowl in an advertisement unless you pay for it. That’s why commercials around that time always just call it the Big Game. For example, “Get ready for the Big Game with our party sized special at Dominos Pizza!”

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift 7 месяцев назад +129

    34:00 He’s right! Cinema Therapy’s Jonathan Decker talked about this on an episode of their show-he said that basically, all hate comes from love: you hate someone because either 1) you used to love them, and they betrayed your love somehow, or 2) someone you love taught you to hate them (think bigoted parents raising bigoted children), or 3) you know/think the people you hate represent a threat to someone you love (like with Morgan and the hacker example).

    • @thefandomgeek1964
      @thefandomgeek1964 7 месяцев назад +16

      Ayy! Hello fellow Cinema Therapy watcher!

    • @Krittycombs
      @Krittycombs 7 месяцев назад +7

      I LOVE cinema therapy yay!

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 7 месяцев назад +5

      I love Cinema Therapy, they are q soothing balm for the soul 😌 (and I am also a frequent participant in #CryingWithAlan 😂 THT/Cinema Therapy collab WHEN, Morgan?! That’d be so cool!!)

    • @kearstinnorton2343
      @kearstinnorton2343 7 месяцев назад +1

      I love cinema therapy

    • @demynee1679
      @demynee1679 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@TheAdrift I would die for that collab. Literally they could take my soul and I would be happy for it as long as I got to listen to it.

  • @megantiffany
    @megantiffany 7 месяцев назад +42

    I’m a lesbian but I definitely have a crush on Carlo lmao. Loved his humor and comments!!

  • @jenasciaromero16
    @jenasciaromero16 7 месяцев назад +57

    When she said “that was all” I was like wym it’s only been 5 mins😭🤧you need to have him as a co host or something. You two together is such a nice friendship to see

  • @Mamabear8654
    @Mamabear8654 7 месяцев назад +38

    The last story... I can't believe she made it to marriage with this person!! I could NOT mentally handle someone needing that much mental energy from me. The kids are draining enough!!! Then work and her clingy ass husband.. I'd absolutely lose it. I would have left a long time ago to preserve my own sanity

  • @kristylovesyou100
    @kristylovesyou100 7 месяцев назад +86

    Babe ppl are hating on Taylor swift because she takes a private jet for a 30 minute drive all while also ignoring and not speaking on the issues in Palestine with the platform she has

    • @Parkski
      @Parkski 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yep 100%

    • @LeilaniTauheed
      @LeilaniTauheed 7 месяцев назад +9

      Ok. What do you want her to do? Fight in the war she didn't start? Are you speaking out?

    • @raszka6684
      @raszka6684 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@LeilaniTauheedit would be enough if she just talked about it lmao

    • @alexiswhite1511
      @alexiswhite1511 3 месяца назад +5

      Palestine I 10000% agree with but if you look at the stats for the private jet emissions she’s not even in the top five I’m pretty sure. It’s not great but I don’t expect someone with her level of fame to ride first class in a passenger flight. It’s a security risk for everyone involved.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 3 месяца назад +3

      Apparently it's gotten worse. She took a 40 second flight!

  • @emmasalchak4491
    @emmasalchak4491 7 месяцев назад +22

    Just wanted to say that I listened to you allllll the time while I was pregnant, and you’re the reason I can take a shower without my 4 month old losing it. 🤣 she recognizes your voice Morgan! 🥰🤍

  • @amberdamato8411
    @amberdamato8411 7 месяцев назад +59

    Morgan will use anything to bring up the waffle stomping 😂😂 it’s so great lmfao

  • @Roseyy93
    @Roseyy93 6 месяцев назад +15

    “I don’t even know how to accept the information that just came into my brain”😂😂😂

  • @erinole9007
    @erinole9007 7 месяцев назад +25

    Morgan!!😭😭 "the electric chair, but not on high", i screamed 🤭🤭

  • @aureliatorkington9380
    @aureliatorkington9380 7 месяцев назад +31

    Really hoping Carlo comes back, his takes were so good, his voice is so soothing and the chemistry with Morgan is perfect. Usually there’s quite a bit of interrupting each other and sometimes feels a little awkward (no complaints, that’s normal) but there were no awkward moments in this episode, the conversation flowed so well and their opinions and knowledge complement each other really well. I wish Carlo was a regular cohost, I’d watch his episodes religiously!!!! I don’t even want to watch him podcast solo I just love him and Morgan and their friendship

    • @jen-sf7wp
      @jen-sf7wp 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s because shes into him 😭 she kept flirting & getting all giddy. Sorry, but the way she was speaking was like a person w/ a crush.

  • @jadelles1133
    @jadelles1133 7 месяцев назад +44

    Story 2: every time you said "below knee" I thought you were saying Bologna 😅

    • @MsP2793
      @MsP2793 7 месяцев назад +1

      Omg me too! lmaooo

  • @DriveeMySoull
    @DriveeMySoull 7 месяцев назад +65

    I'm surprised Morgan missed the opportunity to tell the coconut story

  • @goosewithagibus
    @goosewithagibus 7 месяцев назад +76

    My ex was so hateful sometimes towards random stuff, especially sexual stuff. She was literally in kink shaming groups just hating on people. It always bugged me. She never seemed to grasp how rude that was. She had an insanely high libido and was very fairly kinky, too, so that was very ironic.

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 7 месяцев назад +19

      Sounds like it might've been shame over her own sexuality she was projecting onto others. Dedicating time to hating certain groups/people (esp harmless ones) is almost always a sign of some kind of insecurity. It's still really not cool though, and hopefully she eventually goes to therapy to work that shit out.

    • @goosewithagibus
      @goosewithagibus 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@maggiedk yeah she had CPTSD from some truly horrendous sexual abuse. It was 100% part of that. She never believed me and refused to get therapy. Glad that relationship is over. I have tons of empathy for her pain, but when she started to turn it on other people and got mean and eventually cheated, I ran out of patience. She's not a bad person though. Don't think that. I hope one day she gets better.

    • @adriana27100
      @adriana27100 7 месяцев назад

      A group for it? Omg

    • @goosewithagibus
      @goosewithagibus 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@adriana27100 yeah it was pretty toxic. Especially made me feel bad when she showed me kinks I have that people were hating on :( And they're not even the really weird ones

  • @candicebruney9040
    @candicebruney9040 7 месяцев назад +16

    Oof. From story 1... fun fact. Your body is recovering for 7 years post partum. So until that baby is 7 years old, your body is still trying to go back to normal... your organs are shifting and going back down while the uterus and everything slowly shift back down to its original place

  • @victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382
    @victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382 7 месяцев назад +36

    Hahaha the heavy sighs that come from guest co-host Carlo every time he hears something outrageous is so precious to hear. His not so subtle reaction feels so much more impactful.

  • @Janae2000
    @Janae2000 7 месяцев назад +8

    36:50 those replies are ridiculous. I don’t like Taylor swift. I don’t like pouty faces but am I gonna act all high and mighty and call someone an asshole for having their own preferences ?? wtf ?? If I don’t like Taylor swift and suddenly my friends get a chance to meet her I’m not gonna jump on the bandwagon and go just to experience something I hate nor would I get mad at them for not taking me. wtf.

  • @brat_prince
    @brat_prince 7 месяцев назад +49

    I'm a mailman so I'm just imagining me smiling and laughing like a lunatic to myself in my truck while listening to this and people being like "oh no she snapped". this was seriously the funniest episode yet.

  • @emilymcpherson1320
    @emilymcpherson1320 7 месяцев назад +7

    The Nanny story reminds me of that movie obsession with Beyoncé!!! crazy and scary. Hope she gets away from all that.

  • @vanessasampayan4587
    @vanessasampayan4587 7 месяцев назад +9

    I did this to my husband. I was very small when we first met. I had nice tits sit up a bubble bootie. Well I got sick tumors couldn’t walk for 2 years. Anyways that took a toll on my body! Plus I got fatty liver I gained weight! I gained 50 pounds. So my husband was talking about how I’m fat, saying I got two asses, it was getting to me! I even asked him to stop told him how it hurts his feelings! Well one day I was setting their looking at him, I told him, damn you got f up teeth. 😂 it hurt his feelings! I told him I’m sick of you talking about my weight, 😂that was 8 years ago. Till this day he doesn’t say anything about my weight. 😂
    It’s sad how they said she sucks! He was attacking her! Sometimes I can’t stand these new times. Think of everyone’s feelings! Everyone feelings matter!😂😂😂 it’s like no! Sometimes people need a taste of their own medicine.

    • @sofiapardo530
      @sofiapardo530 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fully agree!lol they gotta try their own medicine

  • @tmsather
    @tmsather 7 месяцев назад +28

    Emotional Support Prosthetic Leg 😂

  • @heezypeasy8611
    @heezypeasy8611 7 месяцев назад +35

    I really feel for OP in the last story. It would drive me insane feeling forced to CONSTANTLY be on the phone. I hate talking on the phone and require quiet time for myself. Especially after dealing with ppl all day at work. I hope she's able to get some time to herself.

  • @denisemoulton3372
    @denisemoulton3372 7 месяцев назад +118

    “Yeah, I like to read” got me😂 I love him lol

    • @melodybales2038
      @melodybales2038 7 месяцев назад +3

      I don't think he meant it that way but it sounded like a subtle read 😂

    • @TaraWrites
      @TaraWrites 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@melodybales2038: I think he meant it exactly that way.

  • @kora824
    @kora824 7 месяцев назад +7

    Story 4: there is blame on the nanny yes but her husbands lack of response or pushing back when this nanny talked about wanting a family with him and getting his wife out of the picture not only did he cheat but HE EMBOLDENED A NANNY INTO THINKING SHE WAS GETTING SOMEWHERE AND JUST HAD TO KEEP PUSHING

  • @ilovemisha88
    @ilovemisha88 7 месяцев назад +9

    If Taylor Swift has no haters I'm dead. That girls carbon footprint??? More money than sense.

    • @aidanraine13
      @aidanraine13 7 месяцев назад +2

      actually the co2 emissions are very small less than 2%

    • @ilovemisha88
      @ilovemisha88 7 месяцев назад

      @@aidanraine13 With absolutely nothing but love Taylor Swift released 138 tons of Co2 into the atmosphere in 3 months. You as an average person will release 3 tons in a YEAR. It's going to take the planet decades to recover from 3 months of Taylor Swift visiting her boyfriend. So like...2% of what? The world's population???

  • @audreymarie1191
    @audreymarie1191 7 месяцев назад +38

    Oh man, I agree so hard on how infuriating drivers can be 😂 I’ve heard some people say it’s never that serious to have road rage, like YES IT IS, ITS LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH BASED ON PEOPLES ENTITLEMENT AND STUPIDITY LOL

  • @lenoresayer6676
    @lenoresayer6676 7 месяцев назад +8

    Ngl I hv nothing against Taylor swift but if ur gonna disrespect our planet and our future generations like she has been she deserves backlash for it 🤷

    • @juliannap6878
      @juliannap6878 7 месяцев назад

      Look up how much she pays for her carbon foot print. Worry more about the big corporations that dont

    • @sueaceves2398
      @sueaceves2398 7 месяцев назад

      There are bigger industries that cause carbon emissions than taylor swift using her private jet. I lowkey want her to fly commercial to end this debate. The amount of people that would hangout at airports in order to get a glimpse of her and the overall nightmare for everyone trying to just catch a flight. And people should keep this energy with all celebrities because if its not the same then people need to reflect as to why you despise taylor swift so much.

  • @Sami_Leah_Rod
    @Sami_Leah_Rod 7 месяцев назад +13

    “Yeah I like to read” sent me. I could not stop laughing. I had to pause the episode to get ahold of myself. Goodness he’s a GEM! 💎

  • @pepega1168
    @pepega1168 7 месяцев назад +8

    Honestly found it strange how if you’re “in on celebrity culture” you’d know that Taylor swift is facing major backlash from some unwarranted hate yes, but also her insane carbon footprint. Secondly the fact that Ariana “homewrecking” was taken back and Ethan’s ex wife even said she didn’t know where the statements came from?
    Also this episode felt so out of touch, because hearing an ad about microplastics and environmental pollution and then talking about supporting Taylor Swift and skims was just so out of touch insane to me. I don’t usually comment bc I listen on Spotify but I had to pull up the video to comment.

    • @laina5520
      @laina5520 7 месяцев назад +1

      Very frustrating to hear her talk with such a blatant bias on something she knows nothing about (and i’m positive if those baseless articles came out about Taylor, she’d be preaching about slut-shaming and men taking responsibility in their own actions). The aggressive TS defending is just in a completely different realm….

    • @TabbyWithMittens
      @TabbyWithMittens 7 месяцев назад

      This episode kind of had some takes I thought are just jarring in general. I get it’s their takes but it feels like whiplash at times lul

  • @PugSempai
    @PugSempai 7 месяцев назад +4

    Respectfully what was with the attitude in this video? Like Carlo was doing fantastic but this is the first episode I've felt you were being outright nasty with your opinions.
    Which I get, everyone has their own, but it's not just "for the sake of it" that people are disliking Taylor Swift. Her carbon emissions are ridiculous and she continues to support other Zionist musicians. Please do research before making declarative statements like that.
    Overall your energy with this episode just wasn't it, but I'm a long time viewer and do enjoy the podcast. So I am looking forward to next week.

  • @sofiaperez6185
    @sofiaperez6185 7 месяцев назад +6

    Nah gurl, the reason people are hating on Taylor swift is cause she's supposedly a huge activist, especially with feminism, but she saint said anything about the atrocities that are happening in Palestine, and other places in the world. People are dying, but now she doesn't speak up? Ask why?

    • @brennnabean
      @brennnabean 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think it’s worse that people like you are forcing everyone to give an opinion on a 75 year old war that nobody truly understands.

    • @ladieslovecj
      @ladieslovecj 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@brennnabeanplenty of people understand it. the israeli administration is ethnically cleansing palestine.

  • @enrapturingfantasy
    @enrapturingfantasy 7 месяцев назад +22

    “before you share this…. understand i’m not a safe space” CTFU😭😭😭😭

  • @alyssab7578
    @alyssab7578 7 месяцев назад +18

    I love how comfortable you are with guests... a lot of podcasts have people they don't know well and you can just feel the awkward tension, but you're genuinely so warm and open with everyone and I love it

  • @eliteunicorns
    @eliteunicorns 7 месяцев назад +22

    The prosthetic leg story gets me every time! I've heard it before!
    -
    YESSSS YOU READ THE UPDATE! YESSSS

  • @coracrisher9846
    @coracrisher9846 7 месяцев назад +23

    The last story: this reminds me of my parents. They both carry mail and for YEARS while they do their route, they have each other on the phone. Half the time it’s pure silence or filled with them talking to customers. Then they come home and still talk!! I’ve been apart of these conversations on long doves when going places because it makes me feel better, but no way could I do it all the time.

  • @EmmyRae1885
    @EmmyRae1885 7 месяцев назад +6

    You shouldn't flush condoms its bad for the pipes

  • @pangarang333
    @pangarang333 7 месяцев назад +5

    I got baby trapped by my ex back in 2021, within a few months of us dating. I always thought it was something women did to men more so than men did to women. But he admitted to me that he did it on purpose without talking to me about it. He said "its just another mouth to feed." He was 41, I was 27. I miscarried at 8 weeks which was extrenely sad but also a relief, considering we broke up immediately after. The next year he had another girl my age knocked up within a month of dating. I pray for that girl.

  • @GetLostWithMe1
    @GetLostWithMe1 7 месяцев назад +20

    I was giggling the whole episode. He needs to come back for another episode

  • @alibunxious17
    @alibunxious17 7 месяцев назад +3

    Story 7- I had a similar experience with my husband where he liked to call me and keep me on the phone for entertainment when he would be driving (for work, to the grocery store, anywhere) and I did have to end up telling him that I enjoy my alone time and he was stealing it from me with this behavior, especially now that we have a baby who rarely naps without being held. I also work full time. I need time away from him to appreciate and enjoy his presence when we reunite 😂 he was a little bummed but he understood!

  • @carlahanelly8089
    @carlahanelly8089 7 месяцев назад +17

    OMG Carlo is your best guest yet! Sorry to everyone else, and I follow you for two years now. His Voice, his takes, are just so reassuring! Loved It.

  • @Catlovesfrogs
    @Catlovesfrogs 7 месяцев назад +8

    ok but can we please stop ignoring the amount of carbon emissions that TS is expelling during those 20 min flights??? And how ethical can you be once you’re a billionaire…. not hating just being realistic and you guys usually are so good where climate change and money hoarding are concerned :(

  • @lori1324martini
    @lori1324martini 7 месяцев назад +17

    Morgan: people are gonna die over your voice
    Carlo: (*says one word*)
    Me: 💀

  • @afikalindegaard3350
    @afikalindegaard3350 7 месяцев назад +28

    I will say in relation to the Taylor Swift hate is that its not fair to hate on her for the NFL thing but, hating on her for her insane jet pollution is for example fair. There are many things to critique about Taylor Swift, the pollution is just one thing.

    • @BeccaPatches
      @BeccaPatches 7 месяцев назад

      She lets other people use her jet, too. It’s not just her

    • @TheKrispy1234
      @TheKrispy1234 7 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@BeccaPatchesso she’s facilitating the use of HER jet? like people arent just taking her jet without knowledge and approval

    • @aidanraine13
      @aidanraine13 7 месяцев назад +3

      private jets are less than 1% the real problem are companies and factories that emit co2. also she isnt even on the top 30 for jet users. its a dumb argument anyways

    • @afikalindegaard3350
      @afikalindegaard3350 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@aidanraine13 First off that list of top 30 polluters has been proven to be wrong, it literally has a dead person on it for example. Secondly as I mentioned this is just one of many things you could critique her for. Her not saying anything about Palestine for example is another problem.

    • @aidanraine13
      @aidanraine13 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@afikalindegaard3350 oml, its literally not safe for her to talk about political issues in other countries. she cant even talk about politics bc she can be put in danger hence why she has a shit ton of security. just say you hate her bc shes successful

  • @SocietalNoob
    @SocietalNoob 7 месяцев назад +17

    story 4 is especially terrifying after hearing the story of the Japanese couple that were executed for throwing the husband's children out of a skyscraper window. the woman was the husband's mistress.

  • @tmsather
    @tmsather 7 месяцев назад +11

    Story 4 - Watch The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Exactly this story, except no attempted murder (thankfully)

  • @Naomi-vf5kn
    @Naomi-vf5kn 7 месяцев назад +3

    Americans really will flush anything... wtf

  • @Tmch678
    @Tmch678 7 месяцев назад +5

    Several of my friends & myself have gotten pregnant from the pull out method….DO NOT MESS W/ THAT! 😂😂

  • @quieng2400
    @quieng2400 7 месяцев назад +9

    Story one. He deserved every word she spoke to him! It is the classic story of the bully crying when the person they’ve been bullying forever finally stands up for themselves.

  • @VvVvVvVvVvVvV-c6d
    @VvVvVvVvVvVvV-c6d 7 месяцев назад +7

    LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES
    I read that when you are faced with extreme distress your amygdala and hippocampus become highly active. Some theorize that this is an evolutionary phenomenon that occurs as a rapid response/last-ditch effort to save you by searching for past memories of survival strategies you’ve used.

  • @aliciasmit-y2z
    @aliciasmit-y2z 7 месяцев назад +3

    In response to Story 6 convo: the reason you are required to pick up dog poop is because it is toxic to the environment. Any animal that consumes meat produces waste that is not good for the environment. That’s the reason why you only ever hear about cow manure being used as fertilizer. Therefore I would recommend against pooping in the grass. 😂😂😂

  • @ItsMikky
    @ItsMikky 7 месяцев назад +15

    Carlos laugh chuckle is like honey to the brain. I love it so much ❤

  • @USER.__777
    @USER.__777 7 месяцев назад +6

    Please we need a foodspiracy video w the both of you. Carlo is so well spoken and has such level headed way of thinking, I’d love to see him guest again.

  • @kylaheaton
    @kylaheaton 7 месяцев назад +9

    “Word”
    *Stops writing*
    Who tf is that 😅

  • @ashleyduckworthyt3224
    @ashleyduckworthyt3224 7 месяцев назад +12

    Morgan you should watch The Beekeeper if you hate scam centers. It’s a very funny action movie where Jason Statham takes on a big call center scamming innocent people. Very entertaining

    • @djjay-kay7636
      @djjay-kay7636 7 месяцев назад +1

      Haha I saw that last weekend there were like 3 other people there😂
      The Transporter series are Jason's best films hands down ❤

    • @ashleyduckworthyt3224
      @ashleyduckworthyt3224 7 месяцев назад

      @@djjay-kay7636 you gotta hand it to him. He’s a good actor forsure

  • @MelissaEspinozax
    @MelissaEspinozax 7 месяцев назад +6

    The last story comment : my husband is a truck driver. I am a SAHM. He is only home for 2 days and a half. The rest of the days he’s working. We talk sometimes 2 times a day. But for sure at least 1 time a day. Yeah he’s not home as much but we don’t feel like we need to talk at all times. Once he stops working we won’t even text after we know we talked already in the day time lol. It’s crazy to be on the phone that much idk how he would wanna talk a lot. My husband gets annoyed wearing his headset for long cause it hurts him.

  • @jamielarsen3749
    @jamielarsen3749 7 месяцев назад +10

    Story 7: I almost wonder if it's common for Autistic people to want to be on the phone or spend almost every waking moment with their significant person. My husband is ASD, and he will want to be on the phone with me for hours if he is far away from me. Like when we were living in Wisconsin and he was going to Alaska for the summers to do forestry, he'd want to be on the phone or computer with me for hours and hours. Enough that he'd fall asleep on the phone. Even now we are having some problems, he always wants to be part of all of my hobbies, but I have been working nights on the weekends for my job and he works 4 days/week of 10 hours/day. Our schedules couldn't be more different, but he also doesn't want me going out and doing hobbies by myself. He is always just like "why can't you do those things with me!" I have to tell him all the time "the days that you are free are days that I have to sleep because I shouldn't be awake for 24 - 48 hours just because you want to do a hobby with me". He keeps telling me that he feels like we are never doing anything together, despite always going to roller derby practice together (I play, he's a skating ref). If he could, he would be attached to my hip 24/7.

    • @GenestaDMcKay
      @GenestaDMcKay 7 месяцев назад +3

      Not letting you do things you like without him is a red flag even if he's got ASD. I've got ADHD and im nero spicy but wouldn't control my partner like that. That's pure controlling behavior and it's not a good thing

  • @brandygiovinazzi3460
    @brandygiovinazzi3460 7 месяцев назад +6

    For condoms you have the option of latex, sheep skin or a new latex free one that's a man made material that contains neither of the components from first two options. I don't remember the name of the material for the last option unfortunately. I did lots of research on all forms of birth control both for myself and my children's sake years ago. I prefer to keep my kids well informed so they can be as safe as possible when they become seggually active. They've never heard the words, "We're not talking about that." or "Just don't have sex till you're married and you won't have any problems.". Those sentences just tend to cause problems for kids and young adults so I refuse to do that to my kids. Are our conversations a bit uncomfortable at times?...yes. will I stop being honest and giving the best information I can to my kids to save us being uncomfortable?...no. Better safe than sorry and eventually everyone gets used to these conversations so much that it stops being uncomfortable for everything involved.

  • @KayDazzle90
    @KayDazzle90 7 месяцев назад +5

    Carlo is male Drew Afualo and I love that for him

  • @anatnas.
    @anatnas. 7 месяцев назад +7

    Morgan found her poop partner… someone that dont mind talk about poop and have their own stories.😂

  • @nenislucio23
    @nenislucio23 7 месяцев назад +17

    I needed a warning!!! I was occupied eating a sandwich when you started speaking about the guy eating his own leg, and I didn't have time to stop the video because I started gaging when yall started speaking about diarrhea! And then waffle stomping omg. It took my appetite away haha 😭

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 7 месяцев назад +6

      Grow thicker skin, I was eating too

    • @shamlaAK
      @shamlaAK 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks for the heads up !

    • @kimgyuvinist
      @kimgyuvinist 7 месяцев назад +5

      honestly after that coconut story i never eat to tht videos💀

  • @melainamontgomery2614
    @melainamontgomery2614 7 месяцев назад +7

    the first story reminds me of Jersey Shore and Deena’s iconic line to Mike “I can lose weight, you need $10k to fix your fxckin face!!” and they’re both right, RIP to that man’s hairline

  • @mcoyer08
    @mcoyer08 7 месяцев назад +10

    Love the combo of your voices. This is a new repeat guest.

  • @fghjkmnbvf9412
    @fghjkmnbvf9412 7 месяцев назад +10

    11 seconds ago???? Stopppp I’ve never been this early. So much love THT ❤

  • @tylerlambert8953
    @tylerlambert8953 7 месяцев назад +8

    Timers are WAY off lol
    Story 2 actual start time is 17:14

    • @chris6653
      @chris6653 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you!

  • @danatruppiana
    @danatruppiana 7 месяцев назад +21

    I know 8,000 dudes exactly like the co-host with his voice, and not one of them has gone un-oggled 😂

  • @h4ley3lder
    @h4ley3lder 7 месяцев назад +7

    omg he was a fantastic guest!!! loveddd this episode 💖

  • @haleyguisinger3701
    @haleyguisinger3701 7 месяцев назад +7

    The immediate switch from the coconut oil TT to the ad break honestly made laugh harder than anything else 😂 was not expecting that

  • @eleanors.5398
    @eleanors.5398 7 месяцев назад +4

    Felonious and Nefarious

  • @ashtonstanford293
    @ashtonstanford293 7 месяцев назад +2

    You should have Brittany Broski on