Cringeworthy Countryhumans Headcanons - France (5)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 июл 2021
  • I'm probably at the beach right now
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  • @axescilias
    @axescilias 3 года назад +241

    moony: *why are there so many goddamn wars!?*
    bc france is secretly really aggressive and was addicted to that war craze

  • @Moonyuwu
    @Moonyuwu  3 года назад +279

    Whenever I zoom in on a random spot for a long time it’s because my parents came into my room and I don’t want them to see me drawing countryhumans.
    Also I know there’s an audio glitch at the end.

    • @daisydaria5856
      @daisydaria5856 3 года назад +11

      Just watched Lady Bug and Super Cat

    • @_nKva_
      @_nKva_ 3 года назад +7

      Dont drown tho pls

    • @BubonicMapping
      @BubonicMapping 3 года назад +8

      Cant complain

    • @verioldpfp1789
      @verioldpfp1789 3 года назад +6

      I wonder what will happen when they find out?

    • @par.246
      @par.246 3 года назад +1

      (*・~・*)

  • @sugarpaws6948
    @sugarpaws6948 3 года назад +294

    “I see France as a really wholesome character but looking at her history, I can’t really justify that”
    *You just summed up CountryHumans France in one sentence.*

    • @sugarpaws6948
      @sugarpaws6948 3 года назад +10

      @Arien Mangefel …. Yea honestly 😭

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 года назад +8

      I mean for sure France is the country that fought the most wars and won the most wars than any other country or civilisation in the world so making it in a cute babe lol, but if you ignore the wars the French culture is wholesome and it's literally everywhere from the food you eat to the language you speak and how you dress so i think it's this part that make it wholesome not the colonisation and wars fought won or lost.

    • @sugarpaws6948
      @sugarpaws6948 3 года назад +2

      @@ommsterlitz1805 that’s pretty cool! I really like that now that I think about it.

    • @3l3ctr0mania3
      @3l3ctr0mania3 3 года назад +3

      @@ommsterlitz1805 That being said, there are many countries with wholesome cultures, if ignoring the government and/or history of said country. Colonization is one of the main distinctions that can be made between countries, and countryhumans are usually based upon the government in power, or just... kind of ignored. For example, the Third Reich was a horrible dictatorship and caused a lot of suffering, but if you ignored the government and war it was in, most people did not want to slaughter millions of others for the sake of revenge. They either needed a scapegoat for the misery they were going through, or thought things were getting better that way. But, as you probably know, most people depict them as "uwu femboy" or Hitler.

    • @jpitt300
      @jpitt300 2 года назад

      Y e p

  • @holdenmiller8316
    @holdenmiller8316 3 года назад +170

    Fun fact: the flag of the first french republic and nepoleonic France had the red and blue on the opposite ends of the modern french flag. The modern french flag had the two colors swapped under the rule of nepoleon III.

    • @GuiltyCash
      @GuiltyCash 3 года назад +3

      I didn't know that thanks for telling me

    • @theaveragememelord759
      @theaveragememelord759 3 года назад

      Only the First Republic did, Napoleon swapped it

    • @holdenmiller8316
      @holdenmiller8316 3 года назад

      @@theaveragememelord759 thanks

    • @trainpuns2
      @trainpuns2 3 года назад

      Everyone knows that ngl

    • @flyingsquirrel1135
      @flyingsquirrel1135 3 года назад +1

      The origin of the French flag is to represent the blue-red bicolour of the flag of Paris crushing the white of the French Bourbon monarchy.

  • @merkavamkivm3373
    @merkavamkivm3373 3 года назад +122

    "Always remember to feed your sea monkeys"
    Very specific, but ok.

    • @aratusingtheinternet
      @aratusingtheinternet 3 года назад +3

      Well who doesn’t feed their sea monkeys

    • @oldinactiveaccount
      @oldinactiveaccount 3 года назад +2

      Merkava you don’t feed your sea monkeys?!?!

    • @merkavamkivm3373
      @merkavamkivm3373 3 года назад +3

      @@oldinactiveaccount I am afraid that I am too poor to have one, or several for that matter.

    • @oldinactiveaccount
      @oldinactiveaccount 3 года назад +2

      @@merkavamkivm3373 😞✊

  • @Undydamon
    @Undydamon 3 года назад +105

    So bad Germany's name is "The German Jackass" now?
    I am very ok with that

  • @anonymouscausewhynot
    @anonymouscausewhynot 3 года назад +62

    Yeah, I can relate to knowing I’m being cringy but not caring about adult me’s feelings.

  • @mc_cubing3639
    @mc_cubing3639 2 года назад +41

    The story about France signing the paper really got me.
    So emotional, it’s like the best story I’ve ever heard.
    Even though I would cringe if anybody heard it with me.

  • @fatchicken4939
    @fatchicken4939 3 года назад +31

    Moony:"Why is there so many fucking war!?"
    People of Uk and France: "There another one."

  • @supercookiegameuse2634
    @supercookiegameuse2634 3 года назад +138

    " WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WAR!?"
    Me a french women: well we are european, all Europe was chaos, that and being the 2nd colonial power and the full revolution its never over

    • @marielaaguirre2794
      @marielaaguirre2794 3 года назад +8

      5 republics , 2 empires , 2 or 3 kingdoms

    • @supercookiegameuse2634
      @supercookiegameuse2634 3 года назад +2

      @@marielaaguirre2794 yeah

    • @vieekia
      @vieekia 3 года назад +2

      "2th"

    • @supercookiegameuse2634
      @supercookiegameuse2634 3 года назад +1

      @@vieekia oh 2nd sorry

    • @germancat429
      @germancat429 Год назад +1

      Imagine being fr*nch 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @thenerdycousins9099
    @thenerdycousins9099 3 года назад +17

    3:34
    French Colonies in the Caribbean: You’ve freed us!
    UK: I wouldn’t say freed. More like, under new management

    • @alilspark
      @alilspark 2 года назад +2

      Wales floated behind the UK, fall ping her wings to keep afloat.

  • @_boo_946
    @_boo_946 3 года назад +40

    Pink eyes for France is just SO Creative idea👀
    Also, your France desing is so cute!

  • @holdenmiller8316
    @holdenmiller8316 3 года назад +21

    Don't worry moony if something happens to you at the beach we won't forget about you.

  • @Angie_lol
    @Angie_lol 3 года назад +41

    When moony said bad Germany
    I cried cause they didn’t say “German jackass”

  • @ravensongsmith9585
    @ravensongsmith9585 3 года назад +21

    Soviet onion is the only way I'm pronouncing it from now on. My sense of humor is so broken that it is literally the funniest thing in the world to me XD

  • @sharpwavethedecepticon6837
    @sharpwavethedecepticon6837 3 года назад +33

    I see France as the nice aunt who teaches you to make tasty treats and pastries. Basically, she is also trying to redeem herself of her warring addiction. . . Also, I’m having the urge to give a swift uppercut to no-no Germany. . .

  • @supercraciedfornitemaster
    @supercraciedfornitemaster 3 года назад +10

    It's cool how the first five countries to get a headcannon are the 5 members of the un security council

  • @silver_kitten
    @silver_kitten 2 года назад +8

    that fanfic was unironicly great

  • @florida1196
    @florida1196 2 года назад +6

    I’m literally going to be playing “that’s 11 wars in 150 years, CHILL OUT FRANCE” in my head all night, thanks :)

  • @riveriseverywhere
    @riveriseverywhere 3 года назад +10

    Gurl, I was listening to the previous headcanon videos and u posted THIS, *de funni* (edit: I was drawing)

  • @theflipgaming4873
    @theflipgaming4873 3 года назад +18

    Hey, moony I’m French and you did not butcher the word “Compiègne” , for someone who doesn’t speaks French you actually pronounced it pretty well. 😊

  • @DiegoRompeToyotas
    @DiegoRompeToyotas 3 года назад +35

    Do the Italian boy

    • @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527
      @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527 3 года назад +3

      Headcanon of an italian: Beautiful places to see good food and...FOOTBALL/SOCCER plus we want back our Mona Lisa France

    • @emmabaca9299
      @emmabaca9299 3 года назад

      @@curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527 siamo i migliori a calcio, abbiamo battuto l'Inghilterra,gli inglesi erano piú alti e veloci ma abbiamo vinto lo stesso 😂😂😂😂

    • @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527
      @curemilkythecurebeanouwu9527 3 года назад

      @@emmabaca9299 totalmente vero 🤣🤣

  • @birdmcturd1626
    @birdmcturd1626 3 года назад +21

    The 100 years’ war was between England and France,I know it’s a small detail but in country humans lore collection of countries and countries seem to be separate so I figured it was worth mentioning
    Edit: The 7 years war *was* between Britain and France tho
    Edit 2: Also,I like to imagine the United Kingdom/Britain and the British empire as like father and son,idk why

    • @youraveragemexorican
      @youraveragemexorican 3 года назад +2

      Same, British Empire is a lil too cruel for me to imagine him as UK

  • @Koor22
    @Koor22 3 года назад +19

    It's coming Rome not home
    The French probably like this

  • @greensketches3618
    @greensketches3618 3 года назад +9

    *Mrs.🥖*

  • @germanyxd6909
    @germanyxd6909 2 года назад +4

    A person told me a joke that goes like this:
    If you are French in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

  • @willowigabb
    @willowigabb 3 года назад +8

    3:14 I dunno man, seems like this is in the script on purpose

    • @Moonyuwu
      @Moonyuwu  3 года назад +3

      I usually write these things at like three am and they’re usually riddled with typos and things I ultimately decide to cut out. I was gonna cut out that one but listening to it again while editing I thought it was funny lmao

    • @willowigabb
      @willowigabb 3 года назад +2

      @@Moonyuwu haha lol

  • @aratusingtheinternet
    @aratusingtheinternet 3 года назад +10

    Ah yes me awake at 5am and seeing a moony video is yes

  • @thefpsgamer8597
    @thefpsgamer8597 3 года назад +7

    Ninth,
    You did a really good job!

  • @GuiltyCash
    @GuiltyCash 3 года назад +5

    I still don't see how great Britain saw in France to marry her.

  • @liamlavado8420
    @liamlavado8420 3 года назад +7

    i already know what it looks like

  • @camhoow3841
    @camhoow3841 3 года назад +6

    Nice video your not cringe and this inspires me

  • @kaleemschool
    @kaleemschool 3 года назад +6

    I like the part when u did the "emotional thing" is it just me-

  • @epicguy3449
    @epicguy3449 3 года назад +9

    Now that you ended with the main 5, I have some other suggestions for other countryhumans(that depends whether you will do every major country in the world,which you probably won't)
    Anyways,here they are:
    Italy
    Germany
    Turkey
    Greece
    Spain
    Portugal
    Japan
    India
    Canada
    Mexico
    Poland
    Also cringe joke:What is Moony's favourite vegetable?
    The Soviet ONION(Yeah I know,I'm such a comedian)
    Also,I like it when you confuse the Soviet Union for the Soviet Onion.I don't think It's annoying,I think It's hilarious.And I also like the little stories you put in those videos.They are really poetic

    • @Vri3zen
      @Vri3zen 3 года назад +3

      according to the poll moony did she's gonna do germany next

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 года назад +2

    Wait... This was uploaded on my birthday...
    That's cool I guess

  • @villehussosno.1fan
    @villehussosno.1fan 3 года назад +2

    Bonjour! Great Video :D

  • @Leafyphox
    @Leafyphox 3 года назад +2

    My head canon is that she is the same person throughout history, but everything bad she's ever done she blames on previous republics and whatnot acting like they were separate people.

    • @Leafyphox
      @Leafyphox 3 года назад +2

      By previous I mean that France as well their monarchy and Vichy France went through 5 different republics, so she has a lot of "people" to blame.

  • @SuccubusCowboy
    @SuccubusCowboy 3 года назад +2

    Baguette Woman Time. Amazingly done i love her eye color

  • @mono_poly2933
    @mono_poly2933 3 года назад

    When I got this notification for this video I got excited but I had to leave to go out and I was very sad

  • @shiiny3397
    @shiiny3397 2 года назад +3

    There are so many wars because we like to go and see where we don't need it.
    Askip there is always war because of something straight out of the underworld of the government: the sanitary pass.
    Well it's demonstrations but it's still a war
    But I still love my country as well UwU.

  • @monkeypie8701
    @monkeypie8701 3 года назад +2

    4:12 Wholesome smile, dammit
    Wholesome smile
    Fuckit, uwu

    • @Vri3zen
      @Vri3zen 3 года назад

      more like UwO

  • @thelastbrick4551
    @thelastbrick4551 3 года назад +5

    Please don’t say that “this video is stupid” because it’s amazing
    I really enjoyed your headcanon whit France and the jackass
    It was very entertaining
    Wonderfull video overall 😃👍

  • @thelastbrick4551
    @thelastbrick4551 3 года назад +2

    Btw really cool charepter design whit France
    It was my favourite so far 🤩

  • @Kilo-Kilo-
    @Kilo-Kilo- 3 года назад +3

    I literally said "(Gasp), France

  • @xoxo-bu2cu
    @xoxo-bu2cu 3 года назад

    I was asleep and just now got the notification lol

  • @Vri3zen
    @Vri3zen 3 года назад +7

    **TAKES THE NAPOLEONIC FRANCE DRAWING AND THE FEW SECONDS OF NAPOLEONIC FRANCE CONTENT AND BOOKS IT**
    I SHALL CHERISH THIS UNTIL THE PRUSSIA VIDEO
    i will also take this
    **takes the german empire and austria hungary content**

  • @gr33ntea85
    @gr33ntea85 2 года назад +1

    “She can be salty if she don’t like you”
    Me: Oh shit- I’m dead

  • @LandO73420
    @LandO73420 3 года назад +3

    Can the next one be the Soviet Union plz. Also these are so good and your storytelling in these are amazing. Honestly this channel is a 10/10.

  • @nuhuh411
    @nuhuh411 3 года назад +3

    Could you do Wales?, i dunno if we're considered a country or even if we're a character in the country humans fantom but if we are it would be very fool to have some representation

    • @Moonyuwu
      @Moonyuwu  3 года назад +2

      I might do all four of the UK countries in one video c: I don’t know when that will be but I’ll try to get to it!

  • @AERO-ARMED
    @AERO-ARMED 3 года назад +2

    Thank u so much for doing this :))))
    Portugal or spain???
    U say cringe I say PROFESSIONAL

  • @turquoisechannel2.0commentsYT
    @turquoisechannel2.0commentsYT 2 года назад

    I find that note so good that I think u shoot make an entire book about France in ww2

  • @Vee-en8mi
    @Vee-en8mi 3 года назад +2

    Update for my quest to figure out how many times she mentions the Soviet onions video through shots of water: Still at 9, Although I am not surprised, I love these little reading tho, great job, but the water is getting warmer, so I gotta keep moving

  • @Honest_Abe1
    @Honest_Abe1 3 года назад +5

    Epic 😎

  • @Baby_rose_
    @Baby_rose_ 2 года назад +1

    Tip:try useing the Liquified tool(if its in the program your useing)to fix your line art

  • @elizabethbadillo1662
    @elizabethbadillo1662 2 года назад +2

    I'm really only watching these for the fanfics......

  • @stine926
    @stine926 2 года назад +1

    me: *goes back to school wondering if there was a war between the nice kids and the bullys
    the next day: randomly it somehow happens.
    me: *sigh* well sh*t......
    😑

  • @Koor22
    @Koor22 3 года назад +18

    After this I will listen to 1 hour of French patriotic music to clean myself

    • @bitgrenadier5798
      @bitgrenadier5798 3 года назад +1

      Verdun On ne passe pas

    • @Koor22
      @Koor22 3 года назад +1

      @@bitgrenadier5798 Chant de'l Oignon

    • @LlamasAtMidnight
      @LlamasAtMidnight 2 года назад +1

      @@Koor22 will you keep the onions away from the Austrians?

  • @SPYC_1
    @SPYC_1 2 года назад +1

    RUclips won't stop suggesting this to me

  • @Prettybloodywitch15
    @Prettybloodywitch15 2 года назад +5

    Moony: *explaining France getting forced to join in*
    Me: *starts eating yogurt faster*

    • @somayyehabbasi4905
      @somayyehabbasi4905 2 года назад

      And why is that...?

    • @Prettybloodywitch15
      @Prettybloodywitch15 2 года назад +1

      @@somayyehabbasi4905 it's drama your point?

    • @somayyehabbasi4905
      @somayyehabbasi4905 2 года назад

      @@Prettybloodywitch15 The exact answer to your question is better left unsaid.
      All I can say is it was a misunderstanding, thankfully.
      Sorry to bother :)

  • @yunsto8727
    @yunsto8727 3 года назад

    me: france design is s e c y
    fbi: (shoting gun to me)
    me: DEAD

  • @aliteralxoixeo21420
    @aliteralxoixeo21420 3 года назад +1

    fun fact about france: shes hate monarchy but she got brided by the nguyen dynasty to not oof them and give her the control of indochina

  • @tonynicholson4634
    @tonynicholson4634 3 года назад +2

    Wait
    Didn’t the France Streak Break During the Franco Prussian War and NOT WW1 ?

  • @infinusyt2307
    @infinusyt2307 3 года назад +2

    Make countryhumans as vines part 12 plz

  • @Capsorio.Armiya
    @Capsorio.Armiya 3 года назад +2

    *sends an insult to france*

  • @Ctfootballman
    @Ctfootballman 2 года назад +3

    you need to make a animation of all your storys

  • @trainpuns2
    @trainpuns2 3 года назад

    Moony: french language not compatible with my vocal cords
    Me: EXSQUEEZE ME?!

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann Год назад

    My understanding is that wars started to become really difficult and unsustainable for governments around the turn of the 20th century, with France's first experience with that being World War 1. Before that, wars were (relatively) inexpensive and didn't tax the population, economy, or industry as much as they do now.

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 3 года назад +2

    No there have been 5 Republics of France since Napoleon, so current France was born in 1944 and is Vichy France's sister.

  • @daniellogue1201
    @daniellogue1201 2 года назад

    Mornin lad can you do ireland ? And add potato land XD ireland is my homeland mate so I'll be very thankful

  • @philiprolfe2460
    @philiprolfe2460 3 года назад +1

    3:00 am for me

  • @yuvalharel3537
    @yuvalharel3537 3 года назад

    Can you do a country balls soon?

  • @TheGermanEmpire1
    @TheGermanEmpire1 11 месяцев назад

    Moony: “WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN WARS”
    France: “I like war :)”

    • @canQUEfrang
      @canQUEfrang 8 месяцев назад

      France never gives up, even when she loses

  • @turkeybywhatmeans
    @turkeybywhatmeans 2 года назад +1

    clusterfuck
    Also what is that art program?

  • @foxi3xwolfi387
    @foxi3xwolfi387 3 года назад +1

    How do I get that apppp

  • @humanpearson7122
    @humanpearson7122 3 года назад +1

    I would read your fan fic-

  • @amtruong7858
    @amtruong7858 2 года назад +1

    The baguette wielding female

  • @Idek.at-this.point27
    @Idek.at-this.point27 3 года назад +1

    I read the story on wattpad-

  • @andreasazehaf1602
    @andreasazehaf1602 3 года назад +3

    Can you please make EU next

  • @s0dastuff
    @s0dastuff 2 года назад

    “ By- pfhfh- Bye” Moony 2021

  • @Orcagutz_
    @Orcagutz_ 3 года назад +1

    why did moony say ''always remember to feed your sea monkeys'' plus i dont hate her for that but for me it´s just funny

  • @Giakozilla
    @Giakozilla Год назад

    ok i know that this video is a year old but, WHY DID YOU GIVE FRANCE CURVES?!!?

  • @itspeachy7284
    @itspeachy7284 3 года назад

    This series has so many opportunities
    germany italy ukraine japan australia canada spain brazil mexico greece turkey cuba israel saudi arabia iran india

  • @cakeyummy2401
    @cakeyummy2401 3 года назад

    Frick me it’s 5am!

  • @Paradox_Incognito
    @Paradox_Incognito 3 года назад +1

    The Gang™

  • @unaihmg9352
    @unaihmg9352 3 года назад +1

    Can you do the BeNeLux boys next pls

  • @FersoElFlaco
    @FersoElFlaco 3 года назад +1

    I am waiting for Austria

  • @thestrikernetwork125
    @thestrikernetwork125 3 года назад +2

    Is it bad that I liked the French armistice segment and want more like that? 😅

  • @SeriouslySincerelySorry
    @SeriouslySincerelySorry 3 года назад +1

    Please do the Italy

  • @wdjjwkw
    @wdjjwkw 3 года назад +2

    0:41
    You know the dude who made sea monkeys was a Neo-N@zi….

  • @Calipsopawzz
    @Calipsopawzz 2 года назад

    Why do I imagine France to be a Daft Punk fan (I just thought of this help)

  • @Alexis-ny3yl
    @Alexis-ny3yl 3 года назад +1

    Italy next pls

  • @Fsazechannel
    @Fsazechannel 2 года назад +1

    omg is good :D

  • @ovaetwoandrewc9126
    @ovaetwoandrewc9126 3 года назад

    French language not compatible with moony's vocal cords? more like no language compatible with moony's vocal cords

  • @Aronart.
    @Aronart. 3 года назад +2

    JUST DO cANaDA

  • @habsfan3920
    @habsfan3920 Год назад

    What does toaster bath means

  • @itsmejolol
    @itsmejolol 3 года назад +1

    Yah I'm france vive la france 😄 et surtout ci vous ne comprenez pas ALLER RCHERCHER GOOGLE TRADUCTION VOILA MERCI 😆😆😆🇫🇷🇫🇷

  • @stoubenheinz2581
    @stoubenheinz2581 2 года назад +1

    Wait so if France became Vichy France then who becomes Free France, would it be her colonies in Africa?

  • @luisserna7985
    @luisserna7985 2 года назад +1

    I agree that this is cringe but the lore and storytelling is legendary

  • @Superdurpurcool
    @Superdurpurcool 2 года назад

    9:19

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