Germany hasn’t ever been able to catch a break. His father died and his adoptive parents (WW2 allies) constantly fought over custody of him (or the two versions of him that formed after the war.) And on top of all that, Greece has yet to give him his lunch money back.
I do feel horrible for East Germany but at the same time I think West Germany should have taken East Germany's anthem I feel like that fits modern-day Germany way better (my personal opinion)
Yep thank you I was upset as I here the first time National hymne from the former DDR. I couldn't understand why they don't adoped it! It's exactly who I feel presenting germany nowerdays doesn't matter if it the east or west. It's triggert me till now
In my head canon, unions like the EU, ASEAN, the Arab League, BRICS, the African Union, North American trade organization, and others are different schools were the countryhumans go to, and Germany is the most popular guy at school even though the principal is still mad about what his father did.
I imagine that the countries splitting/merging works like Steven Universe fusions, except every country has the potential to split and unfuse lake Garnet.
Honestly my stereotype of Germany is a calm, nice and friendly person on the outside but when angered he goes absolutely bezerker. Very protective and becomes obsessed quickly. Germany is a perfectionist who holds all of his problems in himself. I have no idea how I have this stereotype, but I just deal with it.
I know this may sound weird but I think the -Soviet Onion- Soviet Union might be transgender, because it was referred to as the motherland during WWII but later as the fatherland, and Russia is his daughter.
In my hc, USSR is genderfluid, they can shift between male, female and neutral Russian Empire and Russian Federation (Modern Russia) also possess the same ability
These videos are so so so very pog and I die of laughter when you say “Soviet Onion” or “The German Jackass” * pulls out a toy gun * Bring back the accidental saying of the “Soviet Onion” or I will cri /J oh btw can I make something kinda like this, but instead of CountryHumans, I explain cringe DreamSMP/mcyt headcannons- :]
Update for my quest to figure out how many times she mentions the Soviet onions video through shots of water: As of July 15th the total is 12, Although I am surprised it jumped so high, I love these little reading tho, great job, anyway, I get to finish the rest of my water, and wait for the next part
He got home after a long day and saw Bavaria watching tv and says “oh you’re watching that show, nice” he says Germany makes dinner and goes to the dinner table with Bavaria and they had some small talk when Bavaria when Bavaria asked “do you think we’ll ever reunite?” West Germany looked down and his throat stops Bavaria says “dad?” West Germany says “hold on I need to go, it’s not you it’s me.” He goes to the wall and says “Hi” east says “hello, so what’s brings you back?” Germany says “stress” “mhm” the east answers when their conversation is interrupted by the Soviet where soviet says “what are you doing 4th Reich” soviet would spit not at east. Germany flinches and cowers east say “enjoying the stars..” soviet says “mhm” “yeah…” this was their code for west to go west west takes a deep breath and goes to the grocery store he got some groceries and goes to the cashier to see the 3rd riech he jumped back in shock the cashier says “uh, is everything okay sir?” West looked up and saw Austria west said “sorry, you reminded me of someone I know” he left and went to his house the watch one more episode and then go to bed Bavaria over heres west talking to France for parenting help he goes to Bavaria’s room and presents a new book and gives it to Bavaria and says “early birthday gift” Bavaria says “thanks, dad I love you” realizing the lack of money west being moved by this goes to bed and falls asleep dreaming of his childhood when he wakes up he just has more hatred for Soviet until gorbichav took power
I headcanon Germany so differently and probably different from most people. Like yes he's polite and punctual, but also parties a lot, especially on Mallorca, his fav vacation spot where he goes every summer, just to put on his socks and sandals, Hawaii shirt and drink himself into a coma (preferably on the way there).
Nice video :D. Could you draw countries of Visegrad 4, please? I am really looking forward for it. :) Anyway, realy nice drawing ;). PS: sorry, if i writted something wrong....i am really bad in english
For me the Neanderthals are Germany's Great Great Great Great Grandpa, Vandals/Goths are his Great Great Great Grandpa, East Francia is Germany's Great Great Grandpa, Holy Roman Empire is his Great Grandpa, German Empire is his grandpa, German Jackass is his dad, Weimar Republic is his uncle, and East Germany was his brother. His mom is Vichy France and during the Cold War they East and West Germany were separated at birth and raised by two completely different foster parents (Same as Korea and Vietnam). East Germany's security wall fell in 1989, leading to him dying a year later, so West Germany bought the new house in Berlin when the Soviet Union left.
Hey just a suggestion: If you do Australia or New Zealand you might want to lump them together cause their international history is quite similar (their national one obviously isn’t but that’s not the point here).
I'm from Cambodia one of the countries in Southeast Asia and when you mentioned that all people that wear glasses are smart I thought that was a reference to the Khmer Rouge but when you mentioned it was a joke I actually understand it
Short Germany head canon: The reason he have glasses because when he were around the head canon age of 11 he was around the totally safe Jewish camp and got some gas in his eyes and Then he can’t take his glasses off cause if he dose the air around will make him blind if that makes sense
In my headcannon, Germany is part demon and has an anxiety disorder and really is overprotective about close friends and family but the only thing that can scare him is people talking about his psychopathic older brother that hurts him multiple times meanwhile his parents never noticed.
One thing, not being a smart **s, but the Berlin wall was more of a fence; then after people started to escape The Soviet Uniun the made it into a massive wall. With very, very dangerous, stuff.
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I was gonna save this for later but I’m sad and I crave interaction
Moony just known you are loved and you make my day
Also drink water
I can’t argue with that
haha samee
here have some interaction
but actually i like this for a kid who likes history
MOONY I LOVE THESE VIDEOS KEEP EM COMING, fr these make my day i love them
Germany hasn’t ever been able to catch a break. His father died and his adoptive parents (WW2 allies) constantly fought over custody of him (or the two versions of him that formed after the war.) And on top of all that, Greece has yet to give him his lunch money back.
I agree
Once I made a comic panel about the EU putting people on call right when Germany gets really mad about his lunch money
"Everyone with glasses is automatically big brain"
Me who has glasses and hates school af: _confused noises_
Same bro
Same.
Same
Let’s make a ‚same‘ chain alright?
Same
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even the Soviet Onion:
Me: *admiring the way you gave West Germany wings, East Germany no wings, and Germany one wing*
*Starts video*
"I haven't even mentioned Germany yet, how horrible am I"
Get up honey, Moony just posted a new Cringeworthy Countryhumans Headcanons!
Put a , next to the word honey
Thanks :)
Ok
Best videos
@§ ฯ { Germany Countryhuman} § 🇩🇪 Y E S
@§ ฯ { Germany Countryhuman} § 🇩🇪 Yes >:(
i can't believe they were right!!! Germany is a fusion!!!!
Even better: *Germany is from Steven Universe.*
Nah they split cells like in the pre pre pre history era
@@vinxtry YEEES-
When you wear glasses but you’re still stupid-
*AGGRESSIVE CRYING*
For the theory of where CountryHumans can reproduce asexually, I just say their children just pop up out of nowhere so it’s pretty similar lol
Fr i say they're all adopted and popped up out of the ground 💀
lmao, yeah, i just say that their child(ren) just shows up on their parent's doorstep on a random day and then they go from there 💀
8:02 definitely a oversimplified reference
DEFENETLY
Must be.
You have single-handedly dragged me back into this community and I don’t know how I feel about that
help
help
h e l p
Ah, the Countryhumans fandom. this perfectly explains it.
hi, welcome to another video where I talk extensively about the soviet union in a video that's not about the soviet union! - moony
I saw the graffitied version of the reference for Germany
“A wall”
How poetic
I do feel horrible for East Germany but at the same time I think West Germany should have taken East Germany's anthem I feel like that fits modern-day Germany way better (my personal opinion)
Yep thank you I was upset as I here the first time National hymne from the former DDR. I couldn't understand why they don't adoped it! It's exactly who I feel presenting germany nowerdays doesn't matter if it the east or west. It's triggert me till now
Interesting.
Wait, they had different versions of their anthems?
@@blueberry_artz5740 yeah (wast was an edited version of the Nazi era and the other is Auferstanden aus Ruinen)
SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In my head canon, unions like the EU, ASEAN, the Arab League, BRICS, the African Union, North American trade organization, and others are different schools were the countryhumans go to, and Germany is the most popular guy at school even though the principal is still mad about what his father did.
Then what about NATO and EU XD? They shared lots of students (lmao jus saying XDD
Who's the principal?
Germany looks so precious! I want to give him a hug.
I imagine that the countries splitting/merging works like Steven Universe fusions, except every country has the potential to split and unfuse lake Garnet.
Real
Honestly my stereotype of Germany is a calm, nice and friendly person on the outside but when angered he goes absolutely bezerker. Very protective and becomes obsessed quickly. Germany is a perfectionist who holds all of his problems in himself.
I have no idea how I have this stereotype, but I just deal with it.
Ok I’m so proud you didn’t say the Soviet onion
Oop nvm
Im disappointed ☹️
I’m proud of you, moony.
Sad when I hear see it
She said Soviet onion again 😨
I know this may sound weird but I think the -Soviet Onion- Soviet Union might be transgender, because it was referred to as the motherland during WWII but later as the fatherland, and Russia is his daughter.
That makes sense
Transmasc USSR 🤯🤯🤯
In my hc, USSR is genderfluid, they can shift between male, female and neutral
Russian Empire and Russian Federation (Modern Russia) also possess the same ability
The way USA says “it fucking cruel” it’s so cool it’s sounds like someone would say in a movie or a video game
Plot twist: The Soviet Onion is Germany's other dad
I have that same headcannon lol
I have that headcanon but USSR is Germany's other mom (Ya third reich and USSR are girls in my headcanon)
@@JustxxStella would make since with Russia being the motherland
:0 so fast
Moony is speed
Never ask…
A women her weight,
A man his salary,
*Moony when the Soviet Union video is coming out.*
Oh boy I cant wait until the Soviet onions video comes out!
These videos are so so so very pog and I die of laughter when you say “Soviet Onion” or “The German Jackass”
* pulls out a toy gun * Bring back the accidental saying of the “Soviet Onion” or I will cri /J
oh btw can I make something kinda like this, but instead of CountryHumans, I explain cringe DreamSMP/mcyt headcannons-
:]
Moony: They weren’t Because of War crimes
Me: AND?
Two videos in one day? Its a blessing :)
Nobody:
Literally every commercial: "Skip the dentist? NOT TODAY"
I started to feel like me and Moony share the same braincell after listening to Germany's childhood
Soviet Union is gonna be 30 Minutes long.
Nice more fanfiction from Moony. Never seems to amaze me.
5:40 ah yes, the oceanfield.
when I saw "orphaned workaholic" I thought Hamilton
"Germany is a nervous wreck"
He's just like me fr
Update for my quest to figure out how many times she mentions the Soviet onions video through shots of water: As of July 15th the total is 12, Although I am surprised it jumped so high, I love these little reading tho, great job, anyway, I get to finish the rest of my water, and wait for the next part
That Naval Battle you said about: perhaps it was the sinking of the Bismarck!
Wow, you are good at drawing and coloring. I love the picture very much!
5:48 could be a naval landing on an island or something
You posted when I was at school so I had to wait until I got home to watch lol
Your Germany headcannons are legendary- I love it-
Hey wait a minute!
He was the commentator in WWII explained in 6 minutes!
Ok, imagine the USSR getting onions thrown at him by multiple people while being called the “Soviet Onion” . Meme potential!
How I think country humans are born as thoughts and ideas like how the germen jackass was the idea of of some people
Woah Moony pumping these out real fast
Lol the soviet onion gets me every time.
“I’m good at science” - Moony 2021
The council of Assholes is the best nickname I’ve ever heard
He got home after a long day and saw Bavaria watching tv and says “oh you’re watching that show, nice” he says Germany makes dinner and goes to the dinner table with Bavaria and they had some small talk when Bavaria when Bavaria asked “do you think we’ll ever reunite?” West Germany looked down and his throat stops Bavaria says “dad?” West Germany says “hold on I need to go, it’s not you it’s me.” He goes to the wall and says “Hi” east says “hello, so what’s brings you back?” Germany says “stress” “mhm” the east answers when their conversation is interrupted by the Soviet where soviet says “what are you doing 4th Reich” soviet would spit not at east. Germany flinches and cowers east say “enjoying the stars..” soviet says “mhm” “yeah…” this was their code for west to go west west takes a deep breath and goes to the grocery store he got some groceries and goes to the cashier to see the 3rd riech he jumped back in shock the cashier says “uh, is everything okay sir?” West looked up and saw Austria west said “sorry, you reminded me of someone I know” he left and went to his house the watch one more episode and then go to bed Bavaria over heres west talking to France for parenting help he goes to Bavaria’s room and presents a new book and gives it to Bavaria and says “early birthday gift” Bavaria says “thanks, dad I love you” realizing the lack of money west being moved by this goes to bed and falls asleep dreaming of his childhood when he wakes up he just has more hatred for Soviet until gorbichav took power
The storys are really great, keep being you.
I headcanon Germany so differently and probably different from most people. Like yes he's polite and punctual, but also parties a lot, especially on Mallorca, his fav vacation spot where he goes every summer, just to put on his socks and sandals, Hawaii shirt and drink himself into a coma (preferably on the way there).
I love these thing I screen shot them all and put them in a ablumb but I love how it’s 3 in 1
East:What is this?
USSR: W A L L
Nice video :D.
Could you draw countries of Visegrad 4, please? I am really looking forward for it. :)
Anyway, realy nice drawing ;).
PS: sorry, if i writted something wrong....i am really bad in english
Oh man- fist comment what do i say? Dragon fruit.
Noice
Dragon fruit is underrrated
@@anonymouscausewhynot indeed. That was the first thing that came into mind honestly-
For me the Neanderthals are Germany's Great Great Great Great Grandpa, Vandals/Goths are his Great Great Great Grandpa, East Francia is Germany's Great Great Grandpa, Holy Roman Empire is his Great Grandpa, German Empire is his grandpa, German Jackass is his dad, Weimar Republic is his uncle, and East Germany was his brother. His mom is Vichy France and during the Cold War they East and West Germany were separated at birth and raised by two completely different foster parents (Same as Korea and Vietnam). East Germany's security wall fell in 1989, leading to him dying a year later, so West Germany bought the new house in Berlin when the Soviet Union left.
Me patiently waiting for the Soviet Onio-I MEAN Union
Hey just a suggestion: If you do Australia or New Zealand you might want to lump them together cause their international history is quite similar (their national one obviously isn’t but that’s not the point here).
this series is great because its great background talk for my work.
if you do a video for every country, i will be both impressed and concerned
I'm from Cambodia one of the countries in Southeast Asia and when you mentioned that all people that wear glasses are smart I thought that was a reference to the Khmer Rouge but when you mentioned it was a joke I actually understand it
While im not a fan of countryhumans, i like this channel, it posts often and it doesnt just post overused """edgy""" animation memes :)
When you mentioned the sibling fighting the 1 thing I thought about was
Anschluss
*falling plane sound with alert saying: pull up pull up!*
I can see why youtube is trying to recommending me countryhuman videos finally
Short Germany head canon:
The reason he have glasses because when he were around the head canon age of 11 he was around the totally safe Jewish camp and got some gas in his eyes and Then he can’t take his glasses off cause if he dose the air around will make him blind if that makes sense
Why is this funny and sad at the same time
I imagine Germany to literally have nightmares about no-no Germany.
What you just said is "What if he has an anxiety disorder"
Why do we need 2 parents
Just make a child pop out of the void at the whim of the universe and call it a day
THIS IS SO GOOD
Great video!
3 country humans in 17 mins
Impressive
Germany is a precious workaholic nerdy boyo 😊
“Look, son! War is entertainment for the whole family :D”
Alternative title: moony redrawing an e a billion different times
I like to think his mother is austria-Hungary? Maybe (possibly) denmark
I imagine the next will be Italy, good video
(By the way, if you're ever going to draw Spain, please make it a man)
byeeeeeeeee.
I think you're really needing the soviet onion video /lh
(/lh - tone indicator for 'light hearted' in case people don't know about it)
My name and PFP fits this so much-
In my headcannon, Germany is part demon and has an anxiety disorder and really is overprotective about close friends and family but the only thing that can scare him is people talking about his psychopathic older brother that hurts him multiple times meanwhile his parents never noticed.
,,What is this''
,,A wall''
im dying XD
LOOK SON WAR IT'S ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE WHOLE FAMLIY
1:24 watching this part my feet started feeling a little 😧
Was going to sleep. Not anymore
Me when I see that moony uploaded: :0))
Me when I realiza I didn’t eat notifications:
>:0))
Love watching you while having a panic attack about Me dying from tree nuts👶💅
Tbh can't wait for Japan episode lmao
Same
Hol' up I HAVENT SEEN GERMANY WITH HIS WINGS IN ANY ANIMATIN
*procceeds to rewatch animations*
Ah, its in MAP part 16
in 2016 the US made a wall to keep the east germans from leaving
Eatch day we get closer to achiaving *Soviet Onion*
One thing, not being a smart **s, but the Berlin wall was more of a fence; then after people started to escape The Soviet Uniun the made it into a massive wall. With very, very dangerous, stuff.
Ok I know this is a late comment but before this series ever ends I need mexico
this is russia/soviet union video 2.0
btw good job :D
He is a good chap
I'm wondering your thoughts on Upper and Lower Canada
5:54 Tis Battle Ship
Can I credit Countryhumans head?
Nice 👌
NEVER CUT OUT THE SOVIET ONION
pls do Ireland soon!