Is JERUSALEM the HARDEST NATION in CK3?

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @TheSocialStreamers
    @TheSocialStreamers  2 года назад +92

    TONIGHT, WE CRUSADE FOR MONGOLIA!
    Check out the G2A weekend deal here! - www.g2a.com/r/socialstreamers

  • @marcobisi7768
    @marcobisi7768 2 года назад +335

    The cool thing about crusades is that there's a custom name for every hybrid culture of Mashriqi+European culture that is called "overseas" in the various culture's language (for French is Outremere, for Italian Oltremare, for Spanish Oltremar, for English Overseas, etc.), they even have a custom man at arms.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 2 года назад +5

      Neat.

    • @gijsb6731
      @gijsb6731 2 года назад +2

      Does depend on the culture of Jerusalem. Might be wrong but if Jerusalem is your culture you won't get the Mashriqi culture + your own culture.
      Also gives arabic / Mashriqi titles etc. which doesn't make a lotta sense for a catholic crusader state

    • @anttondesperben377
      @anttondesperben377 2 года назад +11

      There are custom names for every counties in the game depending on the culture. London if controlled by a Norse character is called Lunden

    • @aurothelarper
      @aurothelarper 2 года назад +5

      @@anttondesperben377 It's very limited unfortunely

    • @jordonvh91
      @jordonvh91 2 года назад +2

      I mixed my Iberian culture (Castilian I think) with Egyptian and got Ultramar

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 2 года назад +834

    Disclaimer: I was forced to be on the crusaders side, I wanted to be a brave Saracen

    • @AnimeAddictedNerd
      @AnimeAddictedNerd 2 года назад

      Well there is still next Episode ;)

    • @joundii3100
      @joundii3100 2 года назад +55

      Mashallah my brother. You will fight for the sake of Allah the next time inshallah.

    • @johnfake7375
      @johnfake7375 2 года назад +32

      You have chosen coffee over tea, your ancestors weep

    • @joshbeckett9255
      @joshbeckett9255 2 года назад +11

      @@johnfake7375 you actually mean tea over coffee

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 2 года назад +58

      THERE BE NO SUCH THING AS A BRAVE SARACEN! HEATHEN KNOW NO COURAGE NOR BRAVERY NOR HONOR. THEY’VE NO PROWESS IN BATTLE AND NO MAIDENS IN THEIR BED! DEUS VULT

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm 2 года назад +118

    You should ABSOLUTELY turn this into a mega campaign. Keep crusading around the world until the end date of CK3.

  • @TheDirtyShaman
    @TheDirtyShaman 2 года назад +80

    26:37 You can only split your armies into their respective stacks determined by personal holdings or contribution. If you have a holding which provides you with 3000 levies, those 3000 levies can not be split any further.

  • @osmaniesquijarosa4308
    @osmaniesquijarosa4308 2 года назад +40

    In this timeline, it's the "pre-emptive" crusade against the Mongolians that causes them to unite and conquer most of the world.

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up 2 года назад +56

    Part 3 in Iberia would've been the perfect conclusion but this was great, best laugh I've had in a while

  • @ToothpikcOriginal
    @ToothpikcOriginal 2 года назад +24

    Putting a timestamp for 16:01 for when I eventually wanna come back and hear someone yell, "THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, LET'S GO!!!"

  • @raspution6680
    @raspution6680 2 года назад +29

    so glad i found this channel, keep the content coming bro

  • @SirWimpus
    @SirWimpus 2 года назад +45

    Historians are going to be so confused with the Crusades against Mongolia

  • @Matecasa04
    @Matecasa04 2 года назад +9

    Koifish doing the "Lego Yoda death sound" everytime his army was wiped

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm 2 года назад +4

    35:10 it’s stuff like this that just brings me back continuously. Gallows humour of the finest order 😂

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 2 года назад +12

    Every Koifish game is chaotic.
    When Koifish said "my daughter and cousin", I almost spit my Coke out.

  • @robinkothe3760
    @robinkothe3760 4 месяца назад +1

    35:38 That was a scream of pure terror

  • @amr-jz3xw
    @amr-jz3xw 2 года назад +9

    As an Egyption i can 100% confirm 35:22

  • @joshbeckett9255
    @joshbeckett9255 2 года назад +18

    Literally my favorite RUclipsrs in one series. Thanks guys👍

  • @Harl3inger
    @Harl3inger 2 года назад +7

    Honestly, a series where you guys as a group just keep crusading around and taking over the crusader state abandoning your old built up power base sounds pretty fun

  • @bmoney2011
    @bmoney2011 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm here to solve the Ghazza situation"
    Good luck buddy o7

  • @The.marauders
    @The.marauders Год назад +1

    2:11. Famous last words.

  • @hellodolly7989
    @hellodolly7989 2 года назад +5

    Crusader Kings 3 Fate of Iberia 2 fucking KILLED me lmao

  • @aneneej
    @aneneej 2 года назад +3

    0:44 He wanted to make a joke but remembered he was recording

  • @BrandonGallemore
    @BrandonGallemore 2 года назад +7

    I don't think there is better multi-player strategy to be found online than what you get from these three guys. I watch this stuff like House of Dragons, I never miss an episode.

  • @igorlech9922
    @igorlech9922 2 года назад +15

    I looking forward to laith makeing a crusader empire

  • @arno_groenewald
    @arno_groenewald 2 года назад +10

    Please turn this into a mega campaign.

  • @The_Philosophoenix
    @The_Philosophoenix 2 года назад +5

    I did not expect Red Hawk there, even though I have seen that particular video^^

  • @cantalope6980
    @cantalope6980 2 года назад +4

    i’ve spent so much time restarting as the gideon house and the answer is yes. it is the hardest.

  • @yaroslavrudyuk5872
    @yaroslavrudyuk5872 2 года назад +2

    Holy sh*t, I haven't laughed this hard, continuously, for a long time xDD Amazing vid, absolutely fantastic seeing you guys have this much fun, would love a part 3 in Iberia ^^

  • @DareSpeak23
    @DareSpeak23 2 года назад +5

    Best Koi got kulled twice, for Odin!

  • @robertmowrey2009
    @robertmowrey2009 2 года назад +4

    It’s always sunny in Jerusalem

  • @rav9066
    @rav9066 2 года назад +1

    "you want my mom tho?"
    "uhh i dont have any sons"
    shit only crusader kings say

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm 2 года назад +3

    And just like any true Crusade, it all ends with every bastard turning on each other. Excellent 👌

  • @modddy0025
    @modddy0025 2 года назад +3

    Piasts on the throne of Jerusalem? Sign me in!

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 2 года назад +10

    Imagine being the Byzantines in this timeline and watching the Catholics declaring a crusade against Mongolia.

  • @keiranwoods
    @keiranwoods 2 года назад +14

    These are great videos when you all join up!

  • @Jd-ii3yb
    @Jd-ii3yb 2 года назад +1

    Nobody expects the Mongolian crusade

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 года назад +2

    Smh, they missed the convince de jure title mission that a steward can do.

  • @mircoss7217
    @mircoss7217 2 года назад +10

    Koifish can read Polish :O

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 2 года назад +2

      he did that whole "forming poland in polish" video... :P

  • @masonlololol
    @masonlololol 2 года назад +2

    That was very enjoyable 😂😂 do more of this 😂

  • @sareth90
    @sareth90 2 года назад +1

    Hell yeah the bois are back!!

  • @xHugoxN7
    @xHugoxN7 5 месяцев назад

    Prince Hugues of Arabia has a nice ring to it.

  • @WonkaVelDrozdu
    @WonkaVelDrozdu 2 года назад +1

    Świętosława Piast - Historical daughter of the first Polish ruler - Mieszko I.
    Also known as: Sigrid Storråda, less often as Gunhild. The mother of the King of Denmark, Harald Svensson, and the mother of the King of Denmark, England and Norway: Knut the Great.
    Thanks to her protection, Harald and Knut did not throw themselves at each other's throats, as was the case in Danish customs, but cooperated. Despite the fact that they were dangerous people in Świętosława, they became as docile as lambs.

    • @loccapo
      @loccapo Год назад

      🇵🇱🤜🏻🤛🏻🇩🇰

  • @lujoviste
    @lujoviste 2 года назад +1

    Did they update Kingdom of heaven?

  • @MilesDittman
    @MilesDittman 7 месяцев назад

    One second they are complementing each others borders the next they are accidently reviving the Persian empire 🤣🤣

  • @adivshtein2054
    @adivshtein2054 2 года назад

    I want more! Please continue this game!

  • @tea_otomo
    @tea_otomo 2 года назад +1

    Those guys are killing headphone users :D

  • @TigerofRobare
    @TigerofRobare 2 месяца назад

    They won the Crusade, but they defeated themselves.

  • @g4m3r222
    @g4m3r222 2 года назад +1

    I played as Jerusalem 2 times and I crushed everyone.

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 2 года назад

    Me and the boys on crusade

  • @EtanoS24
    @EtanoS24 2 года назад +3

    You know, I'd like to play as Jerusalem sometime...but the crusaders never win anymore. So what's the point.

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 2 года назад

      I've won Jerusalem and not just as Asartu.

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 2 года назад +1

    It's not the hardest. It's the most fun shit in the game

  • @santiagoramirez6178
    @santiagoramirez6178 2 года назад +1

    Part 3!!!!

  • @cesaralarcon5228
    @cesaralarcon5228 2 года назад

    I haven’t laughed so much in a while

  • @Tupansun
    @Tupansun 2 года назад

    -my queen!
    -Whaz up?

  • @zzxissuexzz4844
    @zzxissuexzz4844 Год назад +1

    "Worse than interbreeding with Arabs!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @micayahritchie7158
    @micayahritchie7158 2 года назад

    Where's the previous part to this

    • @tomh7686
      @tomh7686 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JWD33kxqpGM/видео.html

  • @noctis5911
    @noctis5911 2 года назад

    Crusader Queen is a really cool game

  • @TheRealGigachad1848
    @TheRealGigachad1848 2 года назад

    It's Queen "Shvientoswava"

  • @Theblarger
    @Theblarger Год назад +1

    Love these goobers

  • @ps4squad849
    @ps4squad849 2 года назад

    part 3?

  • @ToothpikcOriginal
    @ToothpikcOriginal 2 года назад +1

    But can Galicia Volhynia survive?

  • @JJ-hv5iz
    @JJ-hv5iz 2 года назад

    Those who has been lost for 40 years cant know where they come from

  • @EvangelineNoelle
    @EvangelineNoelle 2 года назад

    I’ve been waiting
    It’s here

  • @ohNojames
    @ohNojames 2 года назад +2

    Isn’t g2a sketchy?

  • @PnzrDiv666
    @PnzrDiv666 2 года назад

    this was SÖ EFFIN FUNNY!!! Möre öf this please =)

  • @adamkaktusmusic
    @adamkaktusmusic 2 года назад

    You look like Sneako

  • @popdartan7986
    @popdartan7986 2 года назад

    Formning? Maybe
    IF you win a crusade you just steamroll the khalifates

  • @razorfrank37
    @razorfrank37 Год назад

    What mod is this ?

    • @theninjabird9510
      @theninjabird9510 5 месяцев назад

      not a mod this is a sequel to another video

  • @shacklock01
    @shacklock01 2 года назад

    Noone can say Ap Arslan's name, forshame :D

  • @Hadar1991
    @Hadar1991 2 года назад +1

    0:20 OMG, you both butchered Świętosława so much. :D

  • @caniblmolstr4503
    @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад

    Maybe.. But it is arguably the richest kingdom.

  • @lest3604
    @lest3604 2 года назад

    Non of you said it corrctly it said like "s'v'e(nose)tosw(hard)ava"

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 года назад

    Smh my head, you can always join a liege’s war

  • @o80y1
    @o80y1 Год назад

    Seljuk vore

  • @ethanthompson9569
    @ethanthompson9569 Год назад

    Ł is pronounced like a w

  • @ravivik3378
    @ravivik3378 2 года назад +1

    Create snow jeasus religion in mongolia

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc 2 года назад

    Less goo

  • @antontitris3293
    @antontitris3293 2 года назад

    Jerusalem=nation. Based

  • @vneezy
    @vneezy 2 года назад +2

    Pro-tip for pronouncing things in Polish and/or Czech: Don't.
    ps: I know the queen's name is pronounced as [ɕviɛ̃tɔ'swava]

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 2 года назад

    hey, in eu4 if you put someone with purely economic ideas against someone with purely military ideas who would win? in the real world economic nations always beat military nations ie ww2 America vs Germany.. just keep buying more troops right? doesnt matter if they die.. get more if ur rich

    • @ethanmorrison814
      @ethanmorrison814 2 года назад +6

      Yes because WW2 was only America vs Germany lmao

    • @gabrieldossantos1116
      @gabrieldossantos1116 2 года назад

      Welp, I believe it was Stalin who said "Quantity in itself is a better quality" or smt like that. The time Germans took to produce a few hundred messerschmitt who were almost supersonic jats the Brits were producing Spitfires in the thousands. Same thing happen in the Pacific with Japan and the US. Quality only beats Quantity to a certain point, if you have more troops you can afford to lose a lot against smaller numbers but the opposite is not true, you can't easily produce Quality and it's hard to replace it when you're in the middle of war

    • @Socye
      @Socye 2 года назад

      @@ethanmorrison814 the world war only had usa and Germany? *France, Japan, British empire, USSR, Italy, etc. has left the chat*

    • @ethanmorrison814
      @ethanmorrison814 2 года назад

      @@Socye I was poking fun at the original comment who made it seem like WW2 was only USA vs Germany

    • @Socye
      @Socye 2 года назад

      @@ethanmorrison814 my bad I didn't mean to @ you

  • @proudnhello1294
    @proudnhello1294 2 года назад +8

    Honestly, I don't really mind sponsors, there are very few companies you could get to sponsor you that I would be annoyed by. G2A is one of them.

    • @birduwu
      @birduwu 2 года назад

      why? are they fake or something?

    • @ohNojames
      @ohNojames 2 года назад +2

      Look into them, it’s a grey area legally I think. But g2a is unethical and unfair to developers as far as I know. I could be wrong but the things I’ve read suggest otherwise. Normally sponsors are fine, this feels wrong

  • @TheOrlobo
    @TheOrlobo 2 года назад

    I can't listen to that other streamer. It's like nails on a chalkboard.