Hey guys, first off thanks for watching, I hope you're enjoying the series so far. SECONDLY -- I apologize for misplays, but this was all recorded pretty blind (and jetlagged). I appreciate your understanding. Since recording these first episodes I've played a bunch off camera (like 10h) and have gotten much better, at least by my own standards. The episodes will get better, but I do also need you to cut me some slack for my early mistakes. One day soon we will conquer the breach, with your help.
I apologize for a lot of these comments man. A lot of people here seem to forget that learning about how a game works is the most fun part of it. Anyway, loving the series! Keep it up!
No problem. I don't think anyone begins perfectly, and you made clear that you understood what you were doing and were just trying stuff out. Best way to learn.
He impressed me when I was thinking about the play. I was like I don't know if this play is good but it's obvious and it works no way he doesn't do this. *2 seconds later* he does a move I couldn't even see because it's just so bad it's beyond human comprehension why someone would think to do that.
NL always starts out slow and gets better for awhile and then all of a sudden falls off a cliff. Every turn based game he has ever played goes like this. I love it lol
28:45 "Okay he realized his mistake and now sees the optimal play. Just shoot the scarab into the center of the artillery blast and... WHY ARE YOU DAMAGING YOUR OWN UNITS YOU UNPARALLELED DINGUS OF AN EGG!"
NL I’m sorry for all the negative comments from everyone. You may have made many horrible plays, but you would not be our egg without times like this. Keep going. I believe you can grow. And if you don’t whatever it’s a game. Can’t be good at everything. Just don’t let everyone calling you stupid bring you down. Your worth is not determined by your skill at games, it’s determined by the good you do and the joy you bring to the world.
Hey guys just wanted to give a small shout out to a relatively small channel that has just started a gameplay of this game, Vanguard of Valor. VoV creates similar videos to ryan where they are non-edited gameplay commentaries, a huge plus though is his voice it had a really soothing tone to listen to. Reason that I am shouting him out is because of his 1 year hiatus from RUclips due to his house burning down. I really believe in his potential for commentary over narrative Esq games. If you are enjoying Ryan's series to this game maybe consider checking Vanguard of Valor out! Thanks!!
I’ll give you a tip, try just listening to it in background. Otherwise, its literally a health hazard to watch these type of video whit out proper protection, and by protection I mean total absence of basic intelligence.
I was looking through games NL has played, and I realized "Hey! He played through Into 'The Breach'! Why have I never watched this series?" After only 3 episodes it all came back to me. His plays stressed me out so much I dropped the series and had to go play the game myself. The challenge for me now is to keep watching
It's not rage at watching someone play a video game. It's losing hope in humanity from watching someone who isn't dumb and can be smart be so stupid that it physically hurts.
Choobers Mcdougalls it's a new game- so we're all experiencing it for the first time. However, his misplays don't excuse that if he's actively making the worst possible decisions (ie: the entire terraformer mission) by ignoring mechanics the game tells him about... Scarabs lob artillery shots- its literally in their description menu! They don't hop... Likewise- its explained what the cataclysmic tiles do. The time pod can't be saved if you let the earthquakes get to it... The list goes on- but NL not picking up on/paying attention to the mechanics is the issue- not how new the game is...
Fair enough, but this is NL we're talking about. Expecting him to understand mechanics on the first go-around is like expecting a squid to host a reasonable, non-sexual discourse with Japanese schoolgirls.
RUclips is the cage. The commenters in conglomeration are the figurative Lion Trainer. The comments section is the whip. And Into the Breach is the Flaming Ring. It's training-eventually the lion will be so good he'll be doing all the cool stunts by himself, even the trainer just sits down in awe as part of the audience, at least that's the dream.
Some salient comments from Justin Ma about Into The Breach: “You're trying to use the enemy's attacks against themselves or you're trying to manipulate their situation rather than just a pure ‘beat down the enemy before they beat down you‘. If you treat the game this way, you will lose.” “One of the things that we're really big on is complete clearness of information. We want you to be able to know absolutely everything and make very educated decisions at all times.”
Final Mission Report: "Not enough Vek were killed, and reports indicate enough stable land mass for them to attempt a hive. This mission was a complete failure" Egg: "Great mission!"
Egg your spacial awareness truly truly is a spectical. It’s like watching a train wreck In slow morning or maybe like watching someone drill a screw into their own hand, something I just can’t look away from even though I know it is going to be a mess.
I am truly sorry NL but it hurts to watch you play this. :)) I really love the videos and I will keep watching, but man I need to get this game and just do it right.
I actually like that he's fumbling his way through. There are plenty of other YTers who spent an episode on one move, making sure it's perfect. Boring, I'll do that on my own time
12:25 Terraform the 3 health, then use your already in position tank to spush the 2 health to block the spawn (which then kills the 2 health....)..... .... . this video is prove, there is no god.
Ad revenue is based on time watched. That is why most youtubers have gone to 20 mins videos because it was the calculable amount where its short enough so the most people are going to watch the whole thing but long enough to avoid losing viewer retention to bad.
23:33 no need to kill the psion as the level was shrinking and would have killed it anyway. A better play would have been to punch the unit 2 tiles in front of it that way the psion dies and the scarab dies.
21:54 could have moved that spider webbing bastard with the artillery and give the final push with the tank to the water, not to mention you block one of them from spawning.
Towards the end of the video he gets to about mediocre levels of strategy, like there were no huge mistakes in the last mission he did. Especially since that time pod was guaranteed to be lost anyways.
you can end your turn on a time pod to pick it up, time pods are worth 3-5 stars worth of stuff including an objectively good reactor pod so it was a huge blunder
Johan Hoekstra I'd say missing the pod is a kind of big misplay. What he could have done first turn was move the melee mech to the pod, shoot the front scarab back one, then push the other scarab back. Melee only takes one damage instead of two, you still block the spawn, and get the pod.
Yeah but NL couldn't have known that the next turn the cataclysm would take out the time pod. He had only seen the first line and couldn't have known for a fact that the cataclysm would advance like that.
It was pretty obvious that that's what it was doing. It took out the first row, then broadcasted that it was going to advance to the second. I'm pretty sure it'd be safe to assume it'd move on to the third where the capsule was, meaning it's a priority to pick up the capsule in time which he could have done and still got a perfect. I remember when watching the video there was a productive turn which involved also picking up the capsule.
Have no Fear, The NL Egg is in command over Here. Just to say hi, and let you know you are all going to Die. Team Deatsh 3 (2 mech suport unit and a pod) Someone should do the casualty count.
Is this what it feels like watching a child grow lol. Going through with a lot of please don't do it and COME ON, still fun seeing the progress you make and you learn how to do the do
Hello. I am too, a victim. To NL's bad plays. I had to buy this game. To see how this game plays, when a good player plays it. It feels good. Very good. Thank you NL, for being so bad.
>Skips episode 2 because he's playing so bad >"Hey, maybe he's gotten better at some point over the last episode" >"So if we lose any buildings, we lose" Oohhhhhhhhh boy. Seriously. NL. Man to man talk here please? How did you actually allow yourself to lose more than a single power on the first freaking island. That's like losing in slay the spire to the first enemy...
Hey guys, first off thanks for watching, I hope you're enjoying the series so far.
SECONDLY -- I apologize for misplays, but this was all recorded pretty blind (and jetlagged). I appreciate your understanding. Since recording these first episodes I've played a bunch off camera (like 10h) and have gotten much better, at least by my own standards. The episodes will get better, but I do also need you to cut me some slack for my early mistakes.
One day soon we will conquer the breach, with your help.
Northernlion
I apologize for a lot of these comments man. A lot of people here seem to forget that learning about how a game works is the most fun part of it. Anyway, loving the series! Keep it up!
No problem. I don't think anyone begins perfectly, and you made clear that you understood what you were doing and were just trying stuff out. Best way to learn.
Thanks for the company.
Just keep playing and you'll get the hang of it, or not and that's also fine^^
"I could use the terraformer this turn and also next turn but I think I'm just going to use it next turn"
he's giving me heart palpitations
i almost shouted at my screen
how about the fact that it insta kills and he coulda used it to free the artillery that turn?
that wouldn't be zany enough for our egg
how do i like a comment twice
Cold Ay "almost"?? You resisted?
CEO: "This mission was a failure" "The Vek can create another hive"
Eggbby: "I think that went rather well"
It makes him look like a Genius.
Some of those plays were legitimately the worst possible option available. I am impressed. Looking forward to more episodes!
He impressed me when I was thinking about the play. I was like I don't know if this play is good but it's obvious and it works no way he doesn't do this. *2 seconds later* he does a move I couldn't even see because it's just so bad it's beyond human comprehension why someone would think to do that.
@@kloaf1131 I legit was starting to get upset with some of the plays he was doing cus he did like the minimum possible damage some turns
"I'm starting to get it!" then immediately move the combat mech to the back
'It only takes one turn to terraform all of the grassland anyways'
wut
I think I might have shouted "USE THE TERRAFORMER" about a dozen times in this video alone... oh man, egg...
Terraformer is basically a better Strike NL, use it whenever
Terraformer = cleave.
Strictly better
We're never gonna be unhappy to see Terraformer come up.
I'm gonna keep watching because I believe you can get better.
you must be new here
Thats the spirit :)
NL always starts out slow and gets better for awhile and then all of a sudden falls off a cliff. Every turn based game he has ever played goes like this. I love it lol
He will get better at this like he got better at Kerbal Space Program ;)
Chris Jones i remember when i believed that the first xcom play through
"Terraformer eradicates all life" i wonder if there was a practical way to user it
I am wondering if there is a hidden "Climate Change" message in this game?
The terraformer actually gave me an aneurysm. Like what the actual heck egg. "I can do the objective in one turn"
28:45 "Okay he realized his mistake and now sees the optimal play. Just shoot the scarab into the center of the artillery blast and... WHY ARE YOU DAMAGING YOUR OWN UNITS YOU UNPARALLELED DINGUS OF AN EGG!"
NL I’m sorry for all the negative comments from everyone. You may have made many horrible plays, but you would not be our egg without times like this. Keep going. I believe you can grow. And if you don’t whatever it’s a game. Can’t be good at everything. Just don’t let everyone calling you stupid bring you down. Your worth is not determined by your skill at games, it’s determined by the good you do and the joy you bring to the world.
Hey guys just wanted to give a small shout out to a relatively small channel that has just started a gameplay of this game, Vanguard of Valor. VoV creates similar videos to ryan where they are non-edited gameplay commentaries, a huge plus though is his voice it had a really soothing tone to listen to. Reason that I am shouting him out is because of his 1 year hiatus from RUclips due to his house burning down. I really believe in his potential for commentary over narrative Esq games. If you are enjoying Ryan's series to this game maybe consider checking Vanguard of Valor out! Thanks!!
The terraformer mission was really something.
Thanks for the company.
Rapscallion Rodent a
It hurts me, it physically hurts me.
I’ll give you a tip, try just listening to it in background. Otherwise, its literally a health hazard to watch these type of video whit out proper protection, and by protection I mean total absence of basic intelligence.
The support group meets on thursdays, welcome friend
Holy shit! This game is great but I can't take it watching him play.
I don't understand why they didn't put some wheels on that terraformer. It outclasses all weapons humanity has
The worst part isn't the failure, it's that he fails and still thinks he's doing well.
I was looking through games NL has played, and I realized "Hey! He played through Into 'The Breach'! Why have I never watched this series?"
After only 3 episodes it all came back to me. His plays stressed me out so much I dropped the series and had to go play the game myself.
The challenge for me now is to keep watching
This play through is genuinely making me rage harder than any video game ever has. I dont know if I'll be able to finish episode 4.
Tallen Smith if you rage from seeing egg play a video game you have a problem my dude
Probably.
It's not rage at watching someone play a video game. It's losing hope in humanity from watching someone who isn't dumb and can be smart be so stupid that it physically hurts.
And i thought you were bad at Slay the spire
Be fair, dude, this is his very first mostly-blind playthrough.
I think Skrelp oid made the statement fully aware of that.
Choobers Mcdougalls it's a new game- so we're all experiencing it for the first time. However, his misplays don't excuse that if he's actively making the worst possible decisions (ie: the entire terraformer mission) by ignoring mechanics the game tells him about...
Scarabs lob artillery shots- its literally in their description menu! They don't hop...
Likewise- its explained what the cataclysmic tiles do. The time pod can't be saved if you let the earthquakes get to it...
The list goes on- but NL not picking up on/paying attention to the mechanics is the issue- not how new the game is...
Fair enough, but this is NL we're talking about. Expecting him to understand mechanics on the first go-around is like expecting a squid to host a reasonable, non-sexual discourse with Japanese schoolgirls.
Unnecessary.
Christ, the Terraformer misplays are real.
RUclips is the cage.
The commenters in conglomeration are the figurative Lion Trainer.
The comments section is the whip.
And Into the Breach is the Flaming Ring.
It's training-eventually the lion will be so good he'll be doing all the cool stunts by himself, even the trainer just sits down in awe as part of the audience, at least that's the dream.
It's only a matter of time. The chess pedigree will reveal itself.
Some salient comments from Justin Ma about Into The Breach:
“You're trying to use the enemy's attacks against themselves or you're trying to manipulate their situation rather than just a pure ‘beat down the enemy before they beat down you‘. If you treat the game this way, you will lose.”
“One of the things that we're really big on is complete clearness of information. We want you to be able to know absolutely everything and make very educated decisions at all times.”
Has one Grid and chooses to enter a map without grid bonus
Final Mission Report: "Not enough Vek were killed, and reports indicate enough stable land mass for them to attempt a hive. This mission was a complete failure"
Egg: "Great mission!"
Strategy with the terraformer? Nah, lets not.
Brett Kennedy "we can terraform all the grass in one turn anyways"
Egg your spacial awareness truly truly is a spectical. It’s like watching a train wreck In slow morning or maybe like watching someone drill a screw into their own hand, something I just can’t look away from even though I know it is going to be a mess.
[Recovery] ? god I hope so
Katachuu quite clickbait
Its not
I am truly sorry NL but it hurts to watch you play this. :))
I really love the videos and I will keep watching, but man I need to get this game and just do it right.
NL's memory lasts about .3 picoseconds.
"This mission was a complete failure"
I can live with that
Seeing imaginary spawns and tying to will enemies to do things they don't have the power to do? The Amazing Egg ladies and gents!! xD
Who else skip the second episode hoping he would be better by the third
You make me feel wonderful about my own plays.
This is pure comedy. I love it.
I actually like that he's fumbling his way through. There are plenty of other YTers who spent an episode on one move, making sure it's perfect. Boring, I'll do that on my own time
Loving this series NL! Bought the game because of it. It reminds me a lot of chess.
Well... Truthfully, I didn't expect much out of egg but it still pains me to watch him pull out the weirdest decisions out of all the moves
Ryan....
keep these cool videos up
12:25 Terraform the 3 health, then use your already in position tank to spush the 2 health to block the spawn (which then kills the 2 health....).....
....
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this video is prove, there is no god.
a achmed proof
NL I love you but holy smokes are you bad at this haha
I click the video just to give my support and immediately close the video because watching this is going to kill me.
good choice....
You know he gets more revenue, the more you actually watch, so the ads can run.
GrimDark Narrator no shit. Did you not see me say “give my support”
GrimDark Narrator and no he doesn’t because only one ad runs when I watch his vids
Ad revenue is based on time watched. That is why most youtubers have gone to 20 mins videos because it was the calculable amount where its short enough so the most people are going to watch the whole thing but long enough to avoid losing viewer retention to bad.
Dude NL found the formula to overcome the carreer suicide!
Turn back now, you don’t want to see this
Egg my boy PLEASE realise that a webbed unit can free itself.
Ryan might have actually given me some kind of a stroke on the god damn terraformer mission, like, oh sweet baby jesus.
18:40 " Dont be an idiot" Imediately does a play that prevents him from completeting the optional objective.
HOLY-- he has no brain. He's scrambled. 'We can terraform that in one turn' what!?!?!?! How do you come to that conclusion!?!?!?
23:33 no need to kill the psion as the level was shrinking and would have killed it anyway. A better play would have been to punch the unit 2 tiles in front of it that way the psion dies and the scarab dies.
Yo my dude, great video! But you have to stop playing good games. My wallet is starting to hurt
Congrats on 777k!
you could play 10x better if you plan your whole turn before doing anything
It's crazy how cut and paste the advice is for this and StS huh?
Yuup, i was thinking the same thing. This game is really good btw.
I'm gonna grab it, but I'm running Linux, so it's gonna have to wait.
= (
Ƈɧϧȿԑȵ Ơηᶓ I'm way too dumb to get any of that stuff working. I can't even manage to get OBS downloaded on the thing.
After watching this video I decided I had to get the game to see If i could win and sure enough I won my first try
Subscribed, so I can feel better about myself!
21:54 could have moved that spider webbing bastard with the artillery and give the final push with the tank to the water, not to mention you block one of them from spawning.
17:08 He said it like Kate. That's kinda cute.
I hope his backlog isn't weeks long this time....
I word of advice, please create playlists for your play-through and paste them in video comments
I bought Slay the Spire because of your bad plays, please NL I don't have anymore monies for this game
As hard as it is to watch now. I believe he may get better.
Oh dear, when northan lion does worse than the yogscast!
[Screams Externally]
Holy fuck, what a legend !
Towards the end of the video he gets to about mediocre levels of strategy, like there were no huge mistakes in the last mission he did. Especially since that time pod was guaranteed to be lost anyways.
you can end your turn on a time pod to pick it up, time pods are worth 3-5 stars worth of stuff including an objectively good reactor pod so it was a huge blunder
Johan Hoekstra I'd say missing the pod is a kind of big misplay. What he could have done first turn was move the melee mech to the pod, shoot the front scarab back one, then push the other scarab back. Melee only takes one damage instead of two, you still block the spawn, and get the pod.
Yeah but NL couldn't have known that the next turn the cataclysm would take out the time pod. He had only seen the first line and couldn't have known for a fact that the cataclysm would advance like that.
Johan Hoekstra Am argument could be made that since he got tidal waves on an earlier level he should have a sense that this will proceed the same way.
It was pretty obvious that that's what it was doing. It took out the first row, then broadcasted that it was going to advance to the second. I'm pretty sure it'd be safe to assume it'd move on to the third where the capsule was, meaning it's a priority to pick up the capsule in time which he could have done and still got a perfect. I remember when watching the video there was a productive turn which involved also picking up the capsule.
"Now that we know what we're doing"
This game neeeds PvP mode, like in Left for dead, where second player controls VEK. That would've been siiick!
I love your content, thank you for the entertainment you provide =]
*Insert good natured comment about misplays that doesn't make you sad here*
I'm actually angry.
29:26 my god is that ryan?
The other comments have said it for me......RIP Terraformer
This is one of those games where you're so angry at how NL is playing you have to buy the game and do it properly yourself.
You fools. Do you really want egg to be the greatest gamer who makes zero misplays, or do you want egg?
~edit~ I want egg
Well NL we all make dumb plays, I hope the misplays dwindle in future videos, regardless enjoying the series so far and look forward to more.
You guys ever tried chilling out? It's probably healthier
Have no Fear, The NL Egg is in command over Here.
Just to say hi, and let you know you are all going to Die.
Team Deatsh 3 (2 mech suport unit and a pod) Someone should do the casualty count.
Is this what it feels like watching a child grow lol. Going through with a lot of please don't do it and COME ON, still fun seeing the progress you make and you learn how to do the do
This video made my liver fail. Never change egg
Hello. I am too, a victim. To NL's bad plays. I had to buy this game. To see how this game plays, when a good player plays it. It feels good. Very good.
Thank you NL, for being so bad.
Ryan... Ryan... Please... No please... I can't do this anymore. I want a divorce.
>Skips episode 2 because he's playing so bad
>"Hey, maybe he's gotten better at some point over the last episode"
>"So if we lose any buildings, we lose"
Oohhhhhhhhh boy.
Seriously. NL. Man to man talk here please?
How did you actually allow yourself to lose more than a single power on the first freaking island.
That's like losing in slay the spire to the first enemy...
Try out this new game, "Heroes of Hammerwatch" rogue-like, quite similar to Rogue Legacy and it can 4 player
I would actually like to see the NLSS do this game
NL biggest problem in these type of game are that he tends to overthink everything and pass over obvious plays.
I watch this...and I start to question why I'm here.
Has the Egg grown eyes yet?
not according to Nicholas Cage
You make the worst possible decisions. Tactically, strategically, resource and equipment management, all of it. JFC, egg.
Damnit Ryab
You missed a tinted.... never mind.
Oh my egg...
This is why you don't record puzzle/strategy games a few hours after a day long flight
This one was days later, no?
"picking up right where we were left off" were the first words of the video
I mean, if he left off two days ago...
You're probably right though.
Let me translate: "Fuck your job, and schedule. The only thing that matters is whether you are good or not"
Enchanted Platinum someone hacked your t-9000 my dude
"I think we should be intelligent here" How many episodes until we see that happen?
what the fuck is gigantic
The game he's playing.
no he's clearly playing kerbal space program based on how bad he's doing this, but why does it list gigantic as the game played?
So painful.
use your brain!
YOU HAVE TWO OBJECTIVE AND STILL CAN’T TAKE TRACK OF THEM WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU DO IT
Is this replacing Ultimate Chicken Horse