Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-3667 - All's Well that Ends Hell
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the foundation ending up essentially running hell is somehow the least surprising thing they’ve ended up doing
Feels pretty normal.
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Send 682 as there new lord of hell
@@soulhunter6438 noooooo hahahahaha
Even the Doom Slayer didn't get Hell to surrender to him. He might like some of the Foundation's toys.
"A total of six MTF teams were sent into the pit of hell, with violent intent. They are supplied with some armored fighting vehicles equipped with anti-demonic kinetic and incendiary weapons...." bro this is the most metal line I have read in a while.
Gives me huge Doom vibes and I love it.
Gotta admit, I love how the foundation happens to have anti-demon weapons at the ready
@@MrDalisclock a little gift from the slayer
@Random Platypus with Internet i wish I could play brutal doom on xbox.
The Foundation sent like 40 people and rolled 3 tanks down Hell’s throat, poisoned their food source, shot anyone who survived, then planted their flag on the bodies.
And they only lost one man to a big ass leech.
Humans in Hell; "You have freed us!"
Foundation: "Oh, I wouldn't say "Freed" more like under new management"
Puts on sunglasses "yyeeeeaaaahhhhh"
Oh man that's good
Meet the new boss same as the old boss
This story honestly shows how evil humans can be to their own kind to the point where they've created their own physical hell until they die and go to a forever lasting spiritual hell. It's almost like life on earth is just giving us practice and a warm up for things to come.
Oh yeah, like Megamind and Titan 😄
I find the SCP universe facinating because they blend almost everything into something one would describe as a government report
That's kind of the point
Exactly, this is why I love fantasies that being portrayed in sci-fi way
It's the main appeal for me, and its why I hate the modern trend of making scps that are glorified tales so much.
@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA that is the Only way 😃
"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. *_Rip and tear until it is done._* "
-05 before sending out 6 MTF teams in order to bring hell upon hell
Fishing rods, big freakin' guns
@@Hugh_Amungus _Heavy metal starts playing_
@@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
MTF ALPHA-6 DOOM
I’d totally play an scp-themed doom game
@@Big_E_Soul_Fragment Hahahaha, you’ve returned. The only flesh and blood to walk between dimensions. Between our world…and theirs
Am I the only one who found the "feline entity" swallowing the grenade and immediately dying hilarious?
Kitty go boom
@@ironnoah9461 yes
Exploding Kittens, anyone?
Maybe a JoJo reference (Killer Queen)?
@@Shouziroku That's a cool comment. Now please never do it again.
SCP Board: “How do we neutralize this anomaly that is a literal portal into hell?”
Dr. Bright: (takes a fat joint rip) “Yall ever play DOOM?”
Dr. Bright rule #6849 Dr. bright is not allowed to recommend we recreate Doom with any Hell realms we find.
Over the centuries, mankind has has tried many ways of combatting the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until DOOM noone seemed to have thought about the double barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
~Sir Terry Pratchett
@@coobk leave it to the late Sir Terry Pratchett to make that statement.
@@lanterns_glow mans not death while his names still spoken...
GNU Terry Prattchett
Isn't that the anomalously super-popular FPS video game SCP that we've successfully contained by making it playable across all platforms, even potato PCs?
RIP Sir Terry.
Imagine having to refer to you boss as the “Director of Hell” in an email
Imagine being able to sign your emails "Director of Hell"
@@troykaleb1 living the 3 year old dream
Bartender: "What's wrong?"
Researcher: "My boss is literally the devil."
@@michaeledmunds7266
Bartender: We all have been there before friend.
Researcher: Believe me you haven't... not yet I suppose...
Imagine asking for a day off.
The workplaces puns though would be the best.
"Well chuck ill see you in hell."
The Foundation literally did a hostile takeover of Hell, then hung an "Under New Management" sign at the entrance.
My favorite part is how clearly this illustrates the parallels between what the foundation already does and what happens in hell, and how well that parallel facilitated them sliding into ownership and continued both their own operation and those of Hell with only their titles having to change to accomplish the transistion.
This one just made my top three favorites, easily.
>X D
That's a power move right there.
Lol perfectly put!
Silly O5 this one
I could imagine the foundation spreading that religion to everyone in the nearby town as well as expanding the town itself and causing crimes that aren't prosecuted just to get a stock of regenerating D class they can use.
Oh you know it
@@PlasmaticPi that's what they probably do
As fun and obvious as it sounds... this would be a breach of containment...
@@PlasmaticPi d class lives matter bro
one of those crimes being gay. which is sad, yet hilarious at the same time.
Listening to your readings while falling asleep is always good.
Just finished 6 night shifts and this uploads just as I get in bed - perfection
Yes! His voice is so calming! I listen to him every night!
Imagine if after, let's say 30' in, he switched to subliminal Cthulhu worship content and noone of us remembers because we are already asleep and he just waits until he hits 5 million subscribers then hits the switch and we all become a huge cult.
How else does one sleep?
let me guess patreon? cause you commented on this two days ago.
The Mole Rats: "aren't overly concerned"
Me having read other SCP's featuring Mole Rats: "Oh you should be"
I feel like it's more telling, mole rats aren't that concerned about going into literal hell at this point
The more you read about the Mole Rats on articles, the more badass they look like, despite always some of them dying. I mean, what other MTF has more balls of steel at this point?
@@Jake007123 especially the ones in the "What Happened To Site 13" SCP.
I think this is the scp with the lest casualties to the mole rats.
Could you mention some other SCPs featuring mole rats?
What I love about the scp universe (among other things) is that standard frag grenades can kill literal hellish entities even after a cliche "your human weapons do nothing" type moment. Then the significance of the entity is brushed aside because why wouldn't it? This is a world filled with terrifying things, killing feline Hellspawn is just Tuesday.
oh no we have to fight actual demons. *yawn* okay and the other two hundred actual demon scps? Yeah there is a reason we keep holy water hoses and blessed silver bullets on stand by big red and fugly.
All in all, I'm actually impressed the SCP foundation didn't just nuke it.
Even more impressed that they literally conquered Hell!
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 a feat enough to make Doomguy proud
The GOC would
I mean, they could get unlimited source of D-classes in that place
GOC would nuke it but not the Foundation tho
I'm guessing this SCP is based on the urban legend about scientists digging the world's deepest borehole in Siberia, sticking a microphone down it, and picking up sounds of flames and screaming.
Thing is it’s not false, albeit the hell part maybe. The screaming is believed to just be molten air vents spitting steam deep underground, at least that’s what I read.
@@griffgoldsteinreference Assuming you're talking about the Kola Superdeep Bore Hole, the original basis for the urban legend, that would make sense. Dig down through 12 km of Earth's crust and you're bound to release some sort of pressure. I'm picturing the whistling of a kettle, but through rock.
@@shrimpbisque The screams of millions of tortured individuals would form one continuous high pitched sound.
@@DerAua Pssh, not if they're humans. Torture a person for long enough and they'll internalize it as a kink.
@@griffgoldsteinreference The audio recording is fake. The supposed screaming was actually taken from a movie and overlayed. I'ts the exact audio. I forgot the name, but I know at least the videos have been debunked.
TES: "As the Foundation finds a portal to hell and does what they do best"
Doomguy: It's show time
“The Only One They Fear Is You starts playing”
*Rip & Tear* starts playing
I heard "It's show time" in a Scottish accent in my head. (Count Dankula -> Madlads)
I mean they already have a mtf that are literally immortal Quake players that have all the ability and weapons of Quake. Basically a squad of Doomguys.
SCP-2639 / MTF Omega-9 ("The Scrubs") Go check them out.
I figured that they'd just throw d class at it until it stopped.
wait so the TLDR on this is basically, "foundation discovers Hell, proceeds to beat its residents into submission" good stuff.
And it goes under new management where hell is still the same but run better.
SCP Foundation: "TORTURED SOULS, WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU-"
Tortured Souls: "Hurray, it's the SCP Foundation!"
SCP Foundation: "-FROM YOURSELVES!"
Tortured Souls: "Oh no, it's the SCP Foundation!"
i was fully hoping for a single mtf member slaying demons in hell wearing a battle suit and using a big shotgun
Tacky.
With the sound of synthetic metal blasting in the background.
Samsara must've been otherwise engaged, sadly.
That's dr bright
I never thought I'd live to hear and see such words: Director of Hell. What a title. This SCP really makes me consider the true capabilities of the foundation, considering that their then-foes-now subjugated-allies come in all shapes and sizes, including up to 50 Meters. What a feat to conquer Hell.
So many stories where the Foundation fails to do anything, it's nice to see what they're capable of for once
I actually burst out laughing when the cat Demon's head exploded, like they're doing the generic "humans are insignificant" speel and then they just get their shit handed to them on a silver platter.
I was not expecting it to eat it but when it did I audibly gasped in joy.
Honestly I expect the cat to be immune to it. We get so many creatures that are so completely above human weaponry that the best man-made weapons can only hinder its progress or make it angrier. It’s absolutely hilarious that this giant guardian cat ate a grenade and had its brains blown out because of it.
I loved it a lot. It's good to remember from time to time how fucking scary humans can be with our weapon technology. Most of monster SCPs are immune to weapons because otherwise they wouldn't be scary in the first place, so it's good to see human kicking ass in some articles.
@@Jake007123 yea writers have to do that so those anomalies are actually a threat
@@beezmanit2683 Yes, but that's why I like see the opposite sometimes, it's a good refreshing change of pace.
Without you, my dyslexia would completely prevent me from being able to enjoy the spc universe, thank you
Dude that's awesome to hear! I'm happy for you.
Shark Punching Center
Struggling from dyslexia... I remember the days where I would somehow get by without reading basically anything that didn't engage me because for so long it took a lot of effort.
My own experience is that it can be overcome, but I also know that the severity can differ not just in how good we are at reading but also how much we can improve or how much time amd effort that costs us.
Never be ashamed of it though. Just do what works best for you.
Sorry, that's my 2 cents😅😇
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The Shark Punching Center is no joke. Those sharks aren't going to punch themselves.
_Because they don't have hands._
Sounds like everything is [redacted] for this fella
"As they say, do not let regenerative copies of humans from hell go to waste"
Connor: "Am I a joke to you?"
O5 council: "Mr. Conner Cornwallis, amusing as your anomaly is, when it comes to testing you in lethal experiments, we do not in any way consider any of our assets, 'a joke', this includes you mr. Cornwallis."
Its great seeing Slavic folklore be used as an inspiration for anything that makes the West aware of it, even with some things being lost in translation as it was with wendigo for example, but I cannot overlook the "caverns of the domovoy" when even a part of its name "dom" translates as "house". He's a house spirit whom you have to please with milk saucers and cand so that he protects your home, not some goblin cavern lord. Great vid tho
Oh so that’s what they were going for with the sweet and milk-like river full of melted people
Thanks, makes me want to look into the inspiration more if true
I feel like sometimes these videos and comments are strangely educational. Is that a bad sign?
If you remember, this hell is some amalgamation of beliefs of a specific sect of a church, so maybe they just believed domovoys were also demons, like all folklore creatures tend to be designated under Christianity (either demons, saints or angels, mostly demons).
wendigo isn't slavic, that's native american...unless i'm misreading something in this comment.
@@malum9478 Can't remember a wendingo in the video, but yes, wendigos are canibalistic folklore creatures from the most northen tribes of North America. We were specifically talking about domovoys though, which are Slavic.
The only thing they fear is
containment.
I love how Greggory managed to make the giant cat demon eat a frag grenade.
The scp foundation controls hell.
O5 council: *“Oh, so nothing has changed much than the usual.”*
Oh yeah, this one. I like this one. Actual competent MTFs are always nice to read about, and the setting has some honestly pretty good worldbuilding.
Episode 148: SCP conquers Hell, establishes base in Hell, and makes Damned Souls into D Class. B-Plot follows a rampaging Piano that just wants to paint watercolors.
"...A device to measure any changes in baseline reality..."
So: a Thaumometer?
I am coming to you.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 why thank you!
Flattered, but spoken for. 😉
i am quickly approaching your current location with the intent to kill
I am 100 meters away from your location.
Start running.
@@xKogue Will shall get them together.
Foundation: Okay people we just found a literal portal to hell, we need to contain it
Doomguy & Isabelle: *_Now this looks like a job for me_*
Hi
Ain’t there a skip that’s a portal to hel, Poland?
Found it: 5484
You've summoned me?
@@zefiroth2678 I was so sad when I heard about your bunny, my condolences sir. Rip and tear. 🤘🤘
Doom Slayer: You guys are gonna need a professional for this job
Me: “Ok it’s 3am time to sleep“
[The Exploring Series drops a video.]
Me: “Sleep is for the weak!”
Fuuuuuuuck
But I gotta road trip in 5 hours….
Every fucking time.
Rip and tear that sleep schedule
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
@@HMan2828 so my eyes wide open
That explains something In his book, HAMMER AND TICKLE; c1985, Dr. Petr Beckmann cataloged jokes from the Soviet Union. One of which was that a call to Hell was a local call
Foundation finds a portal to Hell and decides to exterminate it
MTF teams: *Loads Supershotguns with malicious intent*
*bfg division plays through their combat headsets*
@@collinb.8542 It is Metal Hell.
What a fantastic title, sounds strait out of tails from the crypt.
We meet again, Jack
WHAT IS SCP?! Is it real? Does it exist?
It sure is! Be very afraid; for the horrors are many and this is one of the less scary ones.
@@desperado3236 I’m so ready to leave this earth. So bring it on
I was only joking but i can sympathize. I too would probably rather something like this rather then my life as it is now. Im one of the few ppl who would rather live in the scp world, no matter the horrors. I just know ill regret it though as theres some reeaalllyy bad things much worse then death that can happen to you in the scp universe. The True solitary confinement scp and the one where your body slowly dies but your consciousness doesnt so you feel your body slowly decaying, all come to mind.
I like how SCP Foundation literally contained both Hell and Heaven although in separate SCP atticles...
Ah yes, my grandmothers famous words: "Never let some regenerating humans pulled out a portal to hell, go to waste"
The SCP foundation slaughtered the demons of hell so bad they surrendered LOL
Sounds exactly as I'd expect. The real 'hell' is being a D-class...
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 In comparison to some of the SCPs these damned would have it better if they were allowed to stay in the hell instead.
When he said "we all know what's next" I assumed he meant sending in a D-class.
But in the end we all knew it was going to be an exploration log
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 Lmao
MTF are just D-class with a job and no criminal record
Personaly i though they would just discover something that would eventually end the world, and then make the best of it. As they tend to do
@@Monte_Carlo451 Some d class become mtf
Could you imagine having the official title as “director of hell”.
Director of the ball skinner department.
Love it when the SCP logs and your videos teach me new words.
The word for this video is Avarice, or “extreme greed for wealth or material gain.”
Thank you to the author of this SCP and your narration of logs for introducing me to this system.
Any SCP involving hell, MTFs and specifically the Mole Rats is going to be good.
The foundation lost almost nothing and gained everything in this. Allowed to study control and gain D-Class from this “hell” as well as one of them gets the honorific of “Director of Hell.” Nice.
Now we wait for the sequel: SCP-4661: that time when the Foundation stole Hell's energy
Thought this was going to be the SCP where The Foundation has been draining hell energy for earth, only for The Devils lawyer to come on down and say "Dude, Hell's freezing over"
I love SCPs where the foundation just stomps out the anomaly. Damn I wish we had more stuff involving MTF Nu-7 “Hammerdown”. I’ve only ever heard of them in passing, like the tree of life article TES covered recently where they lost the facility to US special forces then later took it back. Maybe they actually do expand on it more in the actual text article, I just listen to fall asleep so
Me: can you tell me a bed time story?
TES: SCP...
...5000
My favorite.
1762
Its a good story so good that it'll bring tears down your eyes.
001 Gate guardian, it’s so boring you’ll sleep listening to it
I’m happy that its no longer 6000 SCP, love the OGs
Love how the foundation wages a war with hell, wins, and then proceeds to turn it pretty much into a protectorate
My dream is to write an SCP that ends up on this channel.
I finished the first step in that a couple months ago when I wrote my first SCP. I still think I can do better tho, especially if I want it to be on here.
Keep up the good stuff man. These videos really are a door to another world
Me too! I hope to write an SCP that Exploring Series will one day cover on his channel. Hell I’m currently in the process of writing an SCP that I hope when done will get a lot of attention
I've heard plenty of military types say stuff along the lines 'when you get to hell, start the assault' and stuff like that. This SCP reminds me of that attitude. They found a version of hell, conquered it, and made it their own. I wonder if this is inspired by that sort of thing.
Going from tortured hellspawn to D-Class is kind of a promotion, like going from being stabbed with two swords to only being stabbed with one, so win/win.
I kinda morbidly enjoy these articles that end with "and so the Foundation found an new source of D-Class to torture"
Foundation agents explore Hell
*sees Satan with his back turned*
Taps his shoulder
*Satan turns around*
Dr Clef: "What in the Goddamn?"
Within a cavern to the pits below, warriors clad in armor of Kevlar and steel invade the land of pain and sin. They slew the wretched devils by blessing the rivers of the dammed as vengeance for their fallen commander. On the brink of destruction, the remaining demons surrender to the warriors’ masters and formed a treaty of cooperation and the right to control their land in exchange for their lives.
Thus, is the tale of the subjugation and fall of Hell
Plz don't ever change the way you make videos dude. You have literally found the perfect way of making scp videos, DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING PLZ. These videos have become apart of my daily night time routine and I love listening to help me sleep!
You always pick an eclectic mix of SCPs and they’re always interesting.
Weird that the river smells oddly of vanilla. If you read The Hellbound Heart, the book Hellraiser was based on, it says the Cenobites are dusted down with ash that smells of vanilla (why they have pale white skin), which does little to cover the actual rot underneath.
05 council: let's just contain Russia.. everything keeps coming from there..
Can you imagine him with kids?
Daddy bed time story
TES: there once was a land.. in that land was the SCP Foundation....
I absolutely love when SCP articles about spacial anomalies have happy endings.
I absolutely love the demon thing swallowing a grenade thinking its an offering.
10:53 There comes the moment when you swam through so many hours of scp content you not even flinch by hearing CUBICAL LETTUCE in a horror setting.
Dude: lattice.
LATTICE.
L A T T I C E ! !
@@firescale8912 Lattice? LATTICE?? I've got your four basic building structures right here...
“I think the edibles are kicking in.”
-Dante before writing this new copy of the Inferno
"This edible ain't shi-"
*adds 13 layers of hell*
I just wanted to thank you for all the work you put into these videos. It might sound bad but I listen to them when going to bed as they help me sleep. So keep up the amazing work and thank you.
I don't think i ever commented on any of your video's but i wanted to say your video's rock my dude and I want to thank you for all the listening and viewing hours you have provided for me and all the other fans of the SCP-foundation. Keep it up my guy!
This was badass, new, and refreshing.
10/10
hell yeah!
Kinda wish the MTF were called "the doom slayers"
MTF sigma 1 the doom slayer’s MTF sigma one is attachment MTF from the mole rats every member of the MTF must have played doom 2016 and doom eternal and must possess a love for playing dubstep rock music while killing demons this MTF may also be used against house of worms
Man, these readings are always so fucking good
I hope he goes back to posting twice a week. Best channel BY FAR for SCPs. Hope he never quits doing them as that is what brought me to this channel last year.
I enjoy every story you read to us thank you for your videos no matter how long they take :)
Woohoo!! Yay!! And it's finally now that time when I kick back and lay down listening to your masterpieces each and every single week and lose myself while simultaneously being swept away off to dreamland
Foundation should enlist the doomguy to contain it, though it would just become classified as "neutralized" after that.
That’s a bit overkill for this version of hell, if regular MTF can deal with these demons then just Doomguy farting would kill most of them lol
@@steffanofumo Yeah if doomguy so much as took a piss in that river of theirs, it would be like dumping strait nuclear waste in a small 3rd world village's sole drinking well. All the demons would rapidly develope terminal cancer lol.
This. This is the awesome oldschool foundation that I love.
Oldschool?
It's from the 3000series which means it its't that young. Which is amazing bc the new 6000+ series suck.
@@ihatebalrog correct!
A portal to hell in Russia...? It's probably where Andrey Duskin spawned from.
Wargaming*
@@Hugh_Amungus ok
Part of this entry gives an origin and explanation for the D-Class in this case being that they are a regenerative, durable, and possibly self reincarnating population of tormented humans from a hell like dimension that was conquered.
Another one shows the D-Class and their usage being an anomaly in of themselves in which they are entities that mimic an existing inmate along with having a memetic mental effect on most of the members of the foundation as well as being able to remanifest in their holding cells after dying and only a handful of personnel are not affected by it.
Another one states that the D-Class come from a parallel world earth taken over by incorporeal entities which altered their minds and foundation in agreement with dealing with these entities agreed to take them into their world.
The foundation be like “yo SCP 343, why would you make a place like this?”
He will respond with “I allowed free will, even for my angels. One of them went down a dark path and betrayed me, so I was forced to banish them. It was originally just meant to be a cage for him, but he took control of it and converted it into a prison of pain for my children who were consumed…by evil”
In most canons he's an impostor doe.
343 is a deluded reality bender.
This always comes out on my Friday from work. So nice on the drive home. One day, one of my SCPS maybe heard, hopefully!
"Director of Hell"- I bet so many Site Directors would kill to get a title that cool.
Probably literally
The demon thinking the grenade was a trinket and swallowing it sounds like something straight out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I can't stop laughing.
Foundation finds a portal to hell(?)
To everyone's surprise, *not* everyone is horribly exterminated.
Foundation: _visible confusion_
"nooo you cannot use shiny baubles to save your life"
"haha, grenade go boom"
"Babe wake up. New Exploring Series lore just dropped."
And this ones a real doozy!
Cat thing: *swallows grenade*
The grenade: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
They should get the Quake mtf. That'd be awesome
It's comforting to know that shiny baubles will not buy you your life but least buy you time
I like that the SCP foundation is the monster in this one.
The level of hype and excitement I have coursing through my body right now is..dare I say it?
Anomalous..
*Dr Bright wants to know your location*
Well, that's interesting. *radios MTF* please stay where you are for the time being and if a person claiming their name is Bright shows up DO NOT go with them.
“Badum Tiss!”
Boo!
*throws tomato*
@@brianjensen5661 eats the tomato, goes to bed, wakes up the next day and gets a bottle of water. Noticing a quite vile pain in my stomach it comes to mind that the tomato that had be thrown at me the prior day did seem a little off.
"Maybe it was rotten?" 🤔 I thought
"Better go use the bathroom".
Hours pass and I awake immediately reaching for the back of my neck due to severe discomfort. As I gain more and more aware of my surroundings I notice that I'm still on the toilet.
"Musta pushed to hard" 🤷🏻♂️ I thought.
I go to check my phone to see the time and instantly furious and embarrassed after noticing I had been asleep on the toilet for over 6 hours.
"Explains the pain in my neck and back. Musta been quite the shit better wipe."
I reach for the paper on the roll and proceeded to give it a good spit since I'm sure my butt hole is long since dry.
I toss the used paper under me into the toilet and am startled by a muffed
"Hey WTF man I'm swimmin here!"
Which was then followed by a loud fart and shit pouring out of my butt as I fly off the toilet seat in a panic.
"Who...who said that?!"
"Are you f*king kidding me! Seriously man have some self control. It's just me Tom, the now brown and smelly Tomato." Said Tom.
"You...you can talk? And you just been staring at my butt hole for hours?"
"Well no it was pitch black and I've only got these tiny little nubbs to escape was outta the question. Hey buddy....you mind rinsing me off?" Tom said.
"Sure thing Tom just let me wipe my ass real quick."
Days turned to weeks as weeks turned to months until 3 and a half years had passed since Tom and I first met and we have grown quite close. See Tom and I had a common goal that we each needed each other to accomplish. While searching for someone I had gotten a new job and Tom had met a fresh Ripe Tomata that he had fallen in love with. She knew of Tom's mission and feared for his safe return every night that we went out searching for this individual.
Until finally exactly 5 years 9 months and 23 days the moment of truth had came. Though I had still felt wronged by what had happened to me nearly 6 years prior I had grown to love Tom has not just food but as a brother and knew that he would not survive our mission.
"There he is Tom.."
"Yeah that's the son of a bi🐩h, get in a little closer." Tom said.
"You sure you wanna go through with this? You have a life now, a ripe tomato waiting at home for you. Seriously Tom Tomata is with seed. Your gonna be a father. Reconsider my friend.." I pleaded
"You know you were always really good to me buddy. I couldn't have asked to become anomalous inside of anyone else's digestive track..but it's to late to turn back now. I've made up my sepal."
"Tom..co-"
"TAKE ME IN CLOSER FRIEND!"
I began to sprint toward the target with tears falling to the wind.
"BRIAN! BRIAN JENSEN!"
Just then the target turned around giving us the opening we needed. I wond up and threw a rocket of a toss.
🍅"TELL TOMATA AND JUNIOR I LOVE THEM MY FRIEEEENNDD!"🍅
it hits Brian in the face knocking him out cold on impact.
"Boo you ya son of a bi🐩h!"
*Wheeze* *wheeze*
"What the hell? Tom?! Is that you buddy?!"
*wheeze*
Locates Tom.
"Tom Tom buddy you're okay I'm here now let's get you to a doctor...you're going to be alright." I cried.
"did you see me...did you see me fly? "
"Buddy I've never seen anything soar like you did now let's get you home."
"Stop, we knew only one of us was going to survive this mission.." Tom struggled to say.
"...😭..."
"Chris?"
"😭🤧 Yeah Tom?"
"...knock......knock" Tom said.
"🥺Whose there?"
*silence*
"😰 whose there buddy.."
"😢 TOM!?"
And so ends the tale of our protagonist and a little tomato with a massive grudge. They succeeded in avenging the wrongs that were done by the evil humorless Brian.
You know, one thing i really appreciate the story js that it isn't "the enemy is so horrible that our elite SF teams are useless!"
As that has become a series trope to the point where it questions why MTFs exist sometimes lol
"Only Christ can repel evil!"
O5 Council: We shall see.
*Hovering finger over launch button for S.A.M launcher*
Your vids be gettin me thru that last stretch of night shift keep em comin homie!!
**DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES**
My favorite time of the week. Never a let down. Thank you for all of your videos.
I've read this before and wondered if you would do this scp, I'm happy that you did.
I can not believe how well going to hell worked out for the foundation
TEX: "as the foundation finds a portal to hell, and does what they do best."
Me: "Oh no, did they fuck it up again?"
*Proceeds to take over hell*
Woohoo, new vid on my birthday! Listen every night, and the SCP Foundation is my favorite. Great job, keep it up!
This one was kind of lame. Nothing really happened. The found a portal to a Russian hell knock off, found some hard to kill Russian clones, and killed some demons before making peace and going about their usual business. Nothing truly creepy or mysterious happened so it felt kind of dull, like this was just another day for the foundation.
I agree with you but I think that was kinda the point.
Yeah I think that was the point with this one. The hell in question was just created by the faith of the local church, so it wasn't super overpowered. I think this article did a good job of describing a straight-forward situation that the Foundation had little issue understanding and controlling the events. Everyone did their jobs right, and they were able to come to a successful conclusion. In my opinion, there should be tons of situations like this. The Foundation has been doing this for so long, it really should just be Tuesday for them.
loved the MTF being competent and not just meat for the grinder this time
Oopsies, Mr Explorer sir, I think you accidentally typed “hell” instead of “well” in the title, the saying is “All’s well that ends well”
"Never let some regenerating humans pulled out of a portal to Hell go to waste."
Thank you, I will remember this during my next trip to Hell to grab a few.
The writing on this article was kind of meh. Your video was great, but the original writer made the hand of the author extremely visible. The MTF team, who are supposed to be extremely skilled and experienced people, do something that even Scooby Doo knew was a bad idea, immediately splitting up. Command is both oblivious, and omnipotent, depending on what the plot needs. The two MTFs then act like children, bickering and not communicating despite the fact they are literally a part of an international organization.
Plot does have to happen, but part of being a writer is figuring out how to make the characters come to life. The characters should drive the plot, not the other way around. Instead, the characters came off as both incredibly stupid, and unrealistically knowledgeable, entirely depending on the plot.
What can I say its hell.
Apart from turning that hell into a some sort of D-class factory that entry was pretty chill actually.