TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP by JT Music - "Meet The Crew"

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Suavesttt
    @Suavesttt 5 лет назад +1807

    1:48 "Do not touch cause this stuffs expensive"
    Engineer: *sits on top of sentry*

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 5 лет назад +3263

    'I do not require brains or technique'
    also Heavy: *has a literal PhD in russian literature*

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 5 лет назад +114

      With the fact that Heavy is actually very smart, I interpret that line as Heavy feeling like his intelligence is wasted on those dumb BLU babies, so why bother with technique?

    • @smc4953
      @smc4953 4 года назад +176

      Soldier is the stupidest out of all of them

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 года назад +68

      @@smc4953 Yah no you're correct

    • @noname-do5wo
      @noname-do5wo 4 года назад +38

      @@smc4953 I don't know pyro is pyro

    • @amfvideos6810
      @amfvideos6810 4 года назад +51

      I don't think it's canon that he has a Russian Literature P.H.D. because it was said in a fanmade game.

  • @garythemoth8049
    @garythemoth8049 4 года назад +2141

    Engi: This stuf is expensive.
    Also Engi: Haha, centry go BOOM

    • @WhatIsIsWhat
      @WhatIsIsWhat 4 года назад +28

      It red too it confusing

    • @bryenorellana1042
      @bryenorellana1042 4 года назад +19

      He just picked up some metal

    • @WhatIsIsWhat
      @WhatIsIsWhat 4 года назад +24

      Engi is blue biut his sentry look red so me think the animator is tired

    • @FollowerOfChrist_PX
      @FollowerOfChrist_PX 4 года назад +4

      @@bryenorellana1042 but unless he had had at least 30 extra metal on him he couldn't make another one since I believe a sentry actually costs 130 metal

    • @professionalclown7166
      @professionalclown7166 4 года назад +4

      sentry (:

  • @MrSteve4726
    @MrSteve4726 Год назад +389

    I could only understand one of Pyro's line (I believe they recorded the lines and just highly muffled it) and it was "Welcome to Pyroland"

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 11 месяцев назад +30

      The earlier version has lyrics, the first line says "Welcome to my magical Candyland"

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 9 месяцев назад +77

      "Welcome to a magical candyland
      Where smiles are from ear to ear
      And everyone loves eachother
      Come and spread the cheer (AHHH FIRE FIRE AHHHH!!!)"
      I hope this helped

    • @kayden-jamesgaudette-sulli5127
      @kayden-jamesgaudette-sulli5127 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes

    • @Bendana11
      @Bendana11 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@mikethegoo Saved me there

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bendana11 no problem!

  • @Drip_Vader
    @Drip_Vader 4 года назад +1225

    Blu scout: exists
    This rap: and I took that personally

  • @Langodan
    @Langodan 4 года назад +1222

    I love how different the background music is in their individual sections. It really shows and matches their personalities.

    • @clayd4098
      @clayd4098 4 года назад +10

      I just noticed that

    • @crusaderzim
      @crusaderzim 2 года назад +27

      pyro: maniac
      his theme: twinkle twi-

    • @JM-uf6dp
      @JM-uf6dp Год назад +10

      medic and scout are the only ones to have the same background score but medic has the "insanity" part

    • @Tinytwin3
      @Tinytwin3 Год назад

      MPHMHPMHOLY HMHMMHPPHM

    • @Koshian_Adzuki
      @Koshian_Adzuki Год назад +1

      @@crusaderzim*do you believe in magic*

  • @joelow7879
    @joelow7879 4 года назад +8228

    Once my school was doing a talent show, and this kid deadass started singing scouts verse. I didn't know how to feel

    • @axoofthelotls23
      @axoofthelotls23 3 года назад +1020

      Ah yes, a man of culture

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 года назад +295

      @@axoofthelotls23 do you mispelled your name on purpose or...? (*soldier)

    • @axoofthelotls23
      @axoofthelotls23 3 года назад +278

      @@Cyrogenesis. no, but for embarrassing reasons I'll say I did

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 года назад +86

      @@axoofthelotls23 ok

    • @NinjasUseGlocks
      @NinjasUseGlocks 3 года назад +129

      That's kinda cringe ngl

  • @jucathedog
    @jucathedog 2 года назад +2278

    It's incredible how TF2 never dies, no matter how much time has passed since it's been made

    • @shoutaaizawa2469
      @shoutaaizawa2469 2 года назад +44

      Tf2 community: what.....
      Valve created who created the bots: look i know it sounds bad-
      Tf2 community: *#savetf2* *#savetf2* *#savetf2*

    • @TGamer-bz9uj
      @TGamer-bz9uj Год назад +25

      Minecraft and Tf2 are never gonna die

    • @Dyn4m1t3_.
      @Dyn4m1t3_. Год назад +16

      Honestly the only think that could replace it would probably be an updated version with more modern graphics but about it tbh it’s just such a timeless game

    • @superIdiotstudios2.0
      @superIdiotstudios2.0 Год назад +9

      @@TGamer-bz9uj Fr man, they're too big to die

    • @cartoonrat5350
      @cartoonrat5350 Год назад +5

      Ye I think it may not get any updates but it will live

  • @hackersagainsttoxics3263
    @hackersagainsttoxics3263 4 года назад +4311

    engineer: *is blu*
    red sentry: seems legit

  • @realsaibanetto
    @realsaibanetto 5 лет назад +1043

    1:41
    Engie: Blu
    Sentry and dispenser: Red
    THOSE BUILDINGS ARE SPIES!

  • @frostyirl6694
    @frostyirl6694 4 года назад +2167

    Still remember the lyrics after 2 years what a piece on nostalgia

  • @Breadly-the-Loath
    @Breadly-the-Loath Год назад +211

    I don't know, if you noticed, but every mercenary has their own unique musical instrument in the background of their part, and i am in love with Engie's one. It is like a country, but played on the rock guitar and at the same time has the vibe of "more guns". And it's also fits his personality as good as it sounds. I definitely love his part

    • @tadtheawesome
      @tadtheawesome 10 месяцев назад +12

      I’m legit Scottish. Demo’s bagpipes with the bass in the back was 🤌

    • @ThatGreenN2
      @ThatGreenN2 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@tadtheawesomecomment never finished😔

    • @That_one_guy_that_one_time
      @That_one_guy_that_one_time 8 месяцев назад +3

      Y’know, the engineer background part kinda reminds me of that one Saul good man meme (the one where the camera gets different angles of his face by kinda pivoting*

    • @MmmMmph1968
      @MmmMmph1968 7 месяцев назад +6

      But for some reason they just abandon that idea when they get to the support classes. It's the same bassline for all of them.

    • @Absolutegoon-bp5dy
      @Absolutegoon-bp5dy 4 месяца назад +2

      @@MmmMmph1968they all have a bit where they have a different but like medics insanity bit sniper has a I can’t figure the noise out and the spy’s beginning

  • @alchemystgames3229
    @alchemystgames3229 2 года назад +978

    Fun Fact: The classes' verses in this rap are arranged in order, from scout to spy, offense to defence then support.

    • @random_orange
      @random_orange 2 года назад +30

      No demo is after heavy in this

    • @SnowflakeNix
      @SnowflakeNix Год назад +24

      ​@@random_orangeYea that always kinda bugged me but it slaps nonetheless

    • @vexywatmusic4163
      @vexywatmusic4163 Год назад +19

      2nd verse is backwards, should go demo heavy then engi but it's the other way around

    • @ItsaFenyx
      @ItsaFenyx Год назад +11

      I'm 90% sure the only reason engie is fourth and demo is sixth in is cus they couldn't work a demo verse that led to heavy and then heavy into engie

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 Год назад +3

      @@vexywatmusic4163doesn’t matter song is still a banger

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 4 года назад +1301

    Sentry: *Shoots a disguised spy*
    Me: That’s illegal.

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 4 года назад +27

      Not if said disguised spy decloaks in its line of sight.

    • @subjectsovietdelta9171
      @subjectsovietdelta9171 4 года назад +5

      @@ansrfururactions disguise isn't cloak

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 4 года назад +16

      @@subjectsovietdelta9171 I know, I meant that if you decloak when disguised in front of a sentry.

    • @MatcraftThe567th
      @MatcraftThe567th 4 года назад +27

      Did you notice that the engie is blu but the sentry is red

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 4 года назад +7

      Quoting Sniper’s verse: ‘I’m a professional, you’re a joke!’. Engineer is a gadgeteer genius, tracking a pretentious idiot in stupid costume for him would’ve been quite easy.)

  • @inhumanthots4921
    @inhumanthots4921 5 лет назад +346

    1:40 Blu engineer
    Red sentry/dispenser
    *Wait that's illegal*

    • @satt47-74
      @satt47-74 5 лет назад +16

      *THAT SENTRY AND DISPENSER ARE SPIES!*

    • @maplesyrup6529
      @maplesyrup6529 5 лет назад +6

      And his chair

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 5 лет назад +2

      And the Rancho relaxo. I bet Blu Engi just mugged the red engi for his stuff.

    • @nadiek01
      @nadiek01 5 лет назад +3

      I am the spy *backstabs everyone*

    • @Fizzie_Fiend
      @Fizzie_Fiend 4 года назад +1

      spy: THERE ONTO US LETS GET OUTTA HERE (DISPENSER GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) RUN BOB RUN (SENTRY GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) FASTER BOB FASTER

  • @The4thSillie
    @The4thSillie 9 месяцев назад +66

    1:47 Fun fact: The reason the Engineer was BLU was because he died and had a long respawn time, so Spy had to disguise as Engi, thus the sentries not attacking the Engi.

    • @averageplaystationenjoyer2082
      @averageplaystationenjoyer2082 8 месяцев назад +5

      The engie waiting to respawn: its eternity in there

    • @TibetTibet-fi1jh
      @TibetTibet-fi1jh 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@averageplaystationenjoyer2082average 2fort Experince

    • @AmericanIronica
      @AmericanIronica 7 месяцев назад

      @@TibetTibet-fi1jh Emesis blue I say, what a horror movie

    • @TibetTibet-fi1jh
      @TibetTibet-fi1jh 7 месяцев назад

      @@AmericanIronica emesis blue is inspired from very long spawn times in 2fort actually

    • @AmericanIronica
      @AmericanIronica 7 месяцев назад

      @@TibetTibet-fi1jh I’m very well aware of that

  • @Tyranitar.
    @Tyranitar. 4 года назад +3994

    I love how every class has a different instrument in the background.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 года назад +453

      scout: rock, offensive, loud, cocky, just like him.
      soldier: stereotypical army music.
      pyro: baby music.
      engineer: *electric* guitar.
      heavy: metal.
      demo: bagpipes and other scottish instruments.
      medic has the same instruments as the chorus idk
      sniper is the same
      spy: "french" music

    • @g-Rex_a_saurus_rex
      @g-Rex_a_saurus_rex 4 года назад +48

      I didn’t notice that thank you

    • @shadow_boy1251
      @shadow_boy1251 3 года назад +51

      @@Tyranitar. You forgot sandvich for heavy

    • @horthymikka.tr2010
      @horthymikka.tr2010 3 года назад +23

      @@Tyranitar. no scout is bonk

    • @eazy2lawyer851
      @eazy2lawyer851 3 года назад +87

      The medic has music tubes made of aluminum. They’re rare but it’s easy to find the sounds online. Sniper had an Australian guitar which sounds slightly different than an acoustic

  • @ma.sherryp.tripole6370
    @ma.sherryp.tripole6370 4 года назад +326

    0:46
    Soldier: "Helmet so low I can hardly SEE"
    Auto generated captions: *"hELMEt SoLO GuiTAR PLAYS aM"*

    • @x_Surive_x
      @x_Surive_x 4 года назад +18

      Also: "This rap is kind of over to Hawaii"

    • @liamryantrinanes753
      @liamryantrinanes753 4 года назад +1

      Mine is jarvis solo plays am

    • @chaosinsurgency5231
      @chaosinsurgency5231 4 года назад +2

      For me it said forward Jarvis irpg helmet solo gutair plays em all

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 3 года назад +1

      "the crazy dudes of Kiev Charles"

    • @txny-fusion2215
      @txny-fusion2215 3 года назад

      sniper, dawn from the air bag 80$

  • @blood4291
    @blood4291 6 лет назад +342

    Engineer : Don't touch this stuff expensive
    *HE SITS ON THE SENTRY AND DESTROY'S IT*

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 5 лет назад +11

      friend that's tf2 in a shell nut

    • @majesticalmike290
      @majesticalmike290 5 лет назад

      Thomas Ingram I see you are a class of mann as well

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 5 лет назад

      @@majesticalmike290 ok

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 5 лет назад

      @BetaVista OK that makes sense

    • @arson5533
      @arson5533 5 лет назад

      Here is another one how the hell does heavy hold his gun with that one hand!

  • @fireplatypus4357
    @fireplatypus4357 6 месяцев назад +53

    3:24 “I’m a professional your a joke” greatest TF2 insult I have ever herd

  • @-Wayla-
    @-Wayla- 6 лет назад +543

    1:46
    Blu Engineer, Red Sentry..
    Seems legit

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 6 лет назад +5

      +outlastman games
      Yeah

    • @ShadowFenix
      @ShadowFenix 6 лет назад +33

      ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 6 лет назад +4

      +ShadowsPhoenix
      Oh shiiii

    • @baronnexus8524
      @baronnexus8524 6 лет назад +17

      THAT SENTRY IS A SPY

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 6 лет назад +5

      +Rook
      You win

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 4 года назад +2987

    The best lyrics are Pyro's. So much passion, such emotion, such intensity. It was inspiring

    • @marialuisapalominorelaiza2509
      @marialuisapalominorelaiza2509 2 года назад +14

      Thanks

    • @snorpus
      @snorpus 2 года назад

      @@EleanorandFriends8631 technically using they/them would make them trans

    • @AverageProto
      @AverageProto 2 года назад +1

      @@snorpus or it could consisdered non-binary 🗿

    • @snorpus
      @snorpus 2 года назад +17

      @@AverageProto "it" lmfao

    • @vuzarre
      @vuzarre 2 года назад

      @@EleanorandFriends8631 Please shut up.

  • @wesleystewart8947
    @wesleystewart8947 4 года назад +197

    0:46
    people who never saw him without his helmet before: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

    • @axoofthelotls23
      @axoofthelotls23 3 года назад +8

      If I pull my helmet up it's stronger than my RPG.

    • @wesleystewart8947
      @wesleystewart8947 3 года назад +2

      @@axoofthelotls23 true dat

    • @Summon-Inc
      @Summon-Inc 3 года назад +1

      @@axoofthelotls23it took me a second to realize why you said that but then I was like, “you must’ve changed your name.”

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 года назад

      @@axoofthelotls23 oh axo of the lotls, what is your wisdom?

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain Год назад +404

    0:00 Intro
    0:19 Scout 🦋🇺🇸
    0:38 Soldier 🚀🇺🇸
    0:57 Pyro 🔥🌈🏴‍☠️
    1:21 Chorus I guess
    1:40 Engineer 🛠️🇺🇸
    2:00 Heavy🔫💪🇷🇺
    2:24 Demoman 💣🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    2:43 Chorus Again I guess
    3:02 Medic ⛑️🇩🇪
    3:21 Sniper 🏕️🇦🇺🇳🇿
    3:40 Spy 🕵️‍♂️ 🇫🇷
    4:00 Outro Chorus

  • @star-notplatinum4200
    @star-notplatinum4200 3 года назад +212

    Engie: "Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive"
    Also Engie: *Self-Destruct*

    • @BOT_CORP
      @BOT_CORP 11 месяцев назад +8

      His goals are beyond our understanding

  • @mtz6180
    @mtz6180 4 года назад +859

    i cant believe Rick May’s death has been 7 months already
    stay safe, soldier..

    • @axoofthelotls23
      @axoofthelotls23 3 года назад +13

      *salutes*

    • @darrlyl1
      @darrlyl1 3 года назад +14

      "Stay Frosty"
      -Soldier

    • @axoofthelotls23
      @axoofthelotls23 3 года назад +8

      @@darrlyl1 and that I will stay.

    • @Mr_Movement
      @Mr_Movement 3 года назад +12

      He just went to go challenge God

    • @mtz6180
      @mtz6180 3 года назад +8

      @@Mr_Movement lmao

  • @MrDaddy-ym1li
    @MrDaddy-ym1li 4 года назад +535

    "I'm a professional your a joke"
    Dayum that's a nice line if you wanna roast someone

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +17

      "Be polite." He said. "I'm a professional, you're a joke!" He said.

    • @shadow_boy1251
      @shadow_boy1251 3 года назад +6

      Again, humor based on my pain.

    • @justicewong3464
      @justicewong3464 3 года назад +4

      I mean pkeas mate show some respect

    • @yuki8085
      @yuki8085 3 года назад +2

      apparently professional enough to write "I'm" but not professional enough to know the difference between "your" and "you're"

    • @PowerGaming_28
      @PowerGaming_28 3 года назад +2

      He said that line and immediately said "show some respect"

  • @TavionUrijah
    @TavionUrijah 5 месяцев назад +11

    4:12 if you look hard enough, the soldier doing the grenade juggle taunt just killbinds/explode binds as he didnt get blown up

  • @misfortuneteller3297
    @misfortuneteller3297 4 года назад +170

    I cracked up at the demoman part where the tiny demo shows up on his shoulder

  • @asandwich4666
    @asandwich4666 5 лет назад +382

    Everyone: *saying a blu engineer has red buildings*
    Me: *notices that the blu demo fired a red pill*

  • @NekkiNosra07
    @NekkiNosra07 4 года назад +394

    2:35 "So keep your distance"
    Wow...a black Scottish cyclops predicts the future

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 4 года назад +31

      “... and I carry traditional weapons. I’LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE!!!”
      Should we be worry?

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 3 года назад +19

      @@flying_gorilla8069 can he 🪓 you a question?

    • @MysteryGeek2006
      @MysteryGeek2006 3 года назад +3

      @@mistylover7398 Is this a bad pun or what

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 3 года назад +3

      @@MysteryGeek2006 🤷‍♂️

    • @duychung3314
      @duychung3314 3 года назад +10

      demo: "so keep your distance"
      me: *run straight into his face so he'll get selfdamage when he launch his grenade

  • @A_very_annoyed_artist
    @A_very_annoyed_artist 2 года назад +21

    I like how heavy sets on top of a blu scout eating his sandwich nice references to meet the scout

  • @m.g.421
    @m.g.421 5 лет назад +143

    0:57 what pyro sang was **welcome to my magical candyland where smiles are from ear to ear and everyone loves eachother now come and spread the cheer**

    • @Methew217
      @Methew217 4 года назад +5

      The one with skitifrenia

    • @Breached18
      @Breached18 4 года назад +12

      @@Methew217 he suffers from pyromania

    • @gorla1018
      @gorla1018 4 года назад +6

      @@Breached18 no wonder he is a psychopath who uses fire to kill

    • @Breached18
      @Breached18 4 года назад +2

      @@gorla1018 if that's sarcasm i was just proving the person I commited wrong

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT 4 года назад

      @@Methew217 Schizophrenia

  • @Merasmusthewizard5
    @Merasmusthewizard5 5 лет назад +588

    this is not even a video
    its a MASTERPIECE

  • @GurgsGrums
    @GurgsGrums 4 года назад +1259

    Back then: heavy is reckless and dumb.
    Now: *heavy is smart, protective, and nice*
    edit: just found out that heavy is more of a doctor than the medic.
    Soooo instead of brawn and no brain, its brain and brawn.

    • @user-ub1yl5nl3l
      @user-ub1yl5nl3l 4 года назад +39

      2:18
      Heavy: give me sand bitch
      Me: how is that nice?

    • @lexcriss3084
      @lexcriss3084 4 года назад +38

      @@user-ub1yl5nl3l read the comics

    • @SagaSlayer
      @SagaSlayer 4 года назад +24

      Congrats, this post has been heavy main approved

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 года назад +13

      @Jake's YT so heavy wanted sand and not a sandvich.
      bruh did you go to harvard

    • @ivyremojo8392
      @ivyremojo8392 4 года назад +12

      Heavy: Heavy is caveman before, now heavy is big brain machine

  • @notayoutuber-h7g
    @notayoutuber-h7g Год назад +46

    5 years and yet it still is one of the best tf2 songs ever

  • @genericname1238
    @genericname1238 6 лет назад +62

    3:02 Is practically me, a medic main.
    Me: Don't go far.
    Team: *GOES FAR*

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 5 лет назад +2

      Team: *_INSTANTLY BLAST JUMPS_*

    • @arlettemaya7542
      @arlettemaya7542 5 лет назад

      Can I just say that I saw a BLU Soldier getting healed by a medic and he rocket jumps away leaving the medic away to get killed by a heavy.

    • @dellconagher7006
      @dellconagher7006 5 лет назад

      3:52 back stabbeh 3:54 with my sabbeh

  • @SAVETHAWRLD
    @SAVETHAWRLD 3 года назад +562

    After 2 years I still remember the lyrics this is such a masterpiece

  • @sonablo
    @sonablo 6 лет назад +200

    1:47
    “But do not touch, this stuff’s expensive”
    *Proceeds to sit on it*

  • @sledger-fd5gi
    @sledger-fd5gi 2 года назад +44

    Lyrics:
    --------- (scout part)
    I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
    With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
    I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
    No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
    With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
    Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
    I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
    I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
    --------- (soldier part)
    About face, maggots, stand at attention
    Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
    Forward charge with my RPG
    Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
    BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
    Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
    If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
    I hope you weasels are taking notes
    --------- (pyro part)
    Welcome to my magical candy land
    Where smiles are from ear to ear
    And everyone loves each other
    Come and spread the cheer
    --------- (everyone)
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    After I pick my class
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    Cuz that's what we were born to do
    --------- (engineer part)
    Let's set up shop and get to work
    I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
    Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
    But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
    Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
    And just in case I need it - self destruction
    Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
    And when my turrets spot you
    You're as good as dead
    --------- (heavy part)
    Cry some more, run while you can
    You little babies don't stand a chance
    They call me Heavy, this is my gun
    When she starts spinning, you'd better run
    I do not require brains or technique
    I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
    I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
    Now I am hungry, make me sandvich

    Ok, I'm good
    --------- (demoman part)
    Are you a bleeding idiot?
    To fight with a drunken Scot?
    I'll down a swig of whiskey
    For every grenade I launch
    Wherever I go, the explosions follow
    So keep your distance, lad
    And I carry traditional weapons
    I'll bloody you up with an axe
    --------- (everyone)
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    Pick out my favorite class
    Check out my fancy hats
    I just don't know which one to choose
    --------- (medic part)
    I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
    You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
    Still a doctor, but I lost my license
    Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
    I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
    But I can't help much if your head is blown off
    Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
    Don't overdose on my syringes!
    --------- (sniper part)
    Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
    I'm a professional, you're a joke
    I mean please mate, show some respect
    At least the way I'm doin' it
    You'll get a quick death
    I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
    Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
    Aussie Assassins aren't very common
    But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
    --------- (spy part)
    You probably know me for my disguise
    And I dress as sharp as all my knives
    Just when you think I'm on your team
    Au revoir, mon cheri
    I'm a very accomplished back stabber
    Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
    Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
    And he's got plenty of ass to kick
    --------- (everyone)
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    After I pick my class
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    Cuz that's what we were born to do!

    • @BlissFlame
      @BlissFlame 5 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks

    • @FoxFan198
      @FoxFan198 4 месяца назад

      It’s not Shiza, it’s Scheiße (the German word for Shit)
      also, ẞ is pronounces like “ss”

  • @notificationgangmember9339
    @notificationgangmember9339 4 года назад +340

    Scout: 0:19
    Soldier (R.I.P): 0:38
    Pyro: 0:57
    Engineer: 1:41
    Heavy: 1:59
    Demoman: 2:24
    Medic: 3:02'
    Sniper: 3:21
    Spy (My favourite class): 3:41
    You're welcome.

  • @datdoggerboi
    @datdoggerboi 5 лет назад +249

    1:43 BLU Engineer builds RED dispenser and sentry.
    2:57 BLU sentry kills disguised RED spy
    3:21 BLU sniper magically summons a part of Australia to be with him while he snipes Scout

    • @nu9358
      @nu9358 5 лет назад +24

      BLU team is cursed

    • @ballsmcgee2599
      @ballsmcgee2599 5 лет назад +1

      MisterJeff they are

    • @rockstarlefty8746
      @rockstarlefty8746 5 лет назад +6

      Sniper summons part of Australia to him? I thought it was already there

    • @PetkasProduction
      @PetkasProduction 5 лет назад +2

      Blu pyro has the red flamethrower

    • @tree9813
      @tree9813 5 лет назад +1

      Someone should make an Everything Wrong With for this.
      Is there already one made?

  • @reachyboi3953
    @reachyboi3953 5 лет назад +3746

    imagine how much fucking cooler this song would be if they hired the actual Team Fortress 2 voice actors.
    Edit: yes people I am aware that Rick May has tragically passed away due to Covid-19. You all stay safe now and don't forget to wash your hands

  • @toxicwaste9075
    @toxicwaste9075 8 дней назад +3

    0:12 The Pyro is a Spy! They have the red fame thrower!
    NO NOT ENGI TO!

  • @mocha6161
    @mocha6161 5 лет назад +138

    "Do not touch, this stuff's expensive."
    *Proceeds to self-destruct it for no reason*

  • @caveman3086
    @caveman3086 4 года назад +394

    *me:* “I wish soldier took of that helmet!”
    *Soldier:* takes of helmet
    *also me:* “Never mind, put it back on!”

  • @Purified_Gamer
    @Purified_Gamer 5 лет назад +238

    0:12 I see that red flamethrower on a blue pyro

    • @darkbobblackpants9747
      @darkbobblackpants9747 4 года назад +6

      2:32 blue demoman launched a red grenade

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder 4 года назад +1

      Fire is always red :/ (Unless you mean the fire dispenser itself)

    • @jack.theloser3399
      @jack.theloser3399 4 года назад

      Mystic Lightning he means the gun in TF2 blu pyro gun is blue but the blu pyro he’s gun is red

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 4 года назад

      Spies, spies everywhere!!!

    • @mairokindasus8807
      @mairokindasus8807 4 года назад +1

      No idea why there’s so many color errors like really.

  • @tzachslav3394
    @tzachslav3394 3 дня назад +3

    Seeing them now after reading the comics, just made me cry

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 5 лет назад +106

    2:20 Heavy got his revenge XD

    • @yolobois3656
      @yolobois3656 4 года назад

      Not really, it was BLU hoovy and RED scoot

    • @ivyremojo8392
      @ivyremojo8392 4 года назад

      @@yolobois3656 you dun reversed

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 4 года назад

      And he got the sandvich back

    • @Pizzaetertje
      @Pizzaetertje 4 года назад +2

      now i am hungry, give me sandwich
      nom nom nom
      ok i’m good👌

    • @angelyoque-og4wi
      @angelyoque-og4wi 6 месяцев назад

      Ok I'm good
      Heavy

  • @ragdoll_png
    @ragdoll_png 4 года назад +120

    i love it how some comments are new. it just shows how tf2 is a timeless masterpiece.

    • @PlantSquadB
      @PlantSquadB Год назад +1

      There's still some new ones coming in!

  • @lordsmostautisticangl
    @lordsmostautisticangl 3 года назад +225

    Demoman has a very usefull tip:
    Never fight a drunk scot, he can have an axe

  • @DevinTownsend-fg1xs
    @DevinTownsend-fg1xs 7 месяцев назад +11

    6 years later and this song is still awesome.

  • @crosby_underscore4987
    @crosby_underscore4987 5 лет назад +68

    2:22 damn, you got me Heavy.

  • @wackyboi7540
    @wackyboi7540 4 года назад +803

    Anyone talking about how heavy can hold his minigun with one hand

    • @griffinkulow1796
      @griffinkulow1796 4 года назад +30

      Good question...

    • @paulgoldsmith6504
      @paulgoldsmith6504 4 года назад +20

      Where is Reaper, Doomfist, Widowmaker and Moira?

    • @thomaspearson9191
      @thomaspearson9191 4 года назад +10

      Sombra what are you doing in tf2 go kill junkrat or someone

    • @Juliuscaesar0315
      @Juliuscaesar0315 4 года назад +15

      Well he is heavy weapons guy what kind of heavy weapons guy would he be if he could not lift his heavy weapon

    • @Samppa2006
      @Samppa2006 4 года назад +2

      No

  • @Sneed1999
    @Sneed1999 4 года назад +209

    Everybody:Talking how demos grenade that appeared for one frame is red even though he is blue.
    Me:Guys engies buildings are red and they are there for like half a minute.

    • @Gutterman406
      @Gutterman406 3 года назад +4

      Everyone: *talk about the things in the above comment*
      me: the medic is operating a blue heavy

    • @Sneed1999
      @Sneed1999 3 года назад +1

      @@Gutterman406 I think that was more intentional i guess the Medic is trying to get organs for the team in the future but maybe Razzlet was just too lazy to add a red Heavy there.

    • @Gutterman406
      @Gutterman406 3 года назад +1

      @@Sneed1999
      From the x-rays in the background I think he is operating heavy to remove a bomb in is chest

    • @Sneed1999
      @Sneed1999 3 года назад +1

      @@Gutterman406 And the bomb is blue so yea Razzlet was just too lazy to add a Red heavy

    • @gurtyburd544
      @gurtyburd544 3 года назад

      ikr

  • @gkatipalli
    @gkatipalli 2 года назад +16

    Little did demo know the bottle was empty 2:29

  • @tobefair2095
    @tobefair2095 6 лет назад +147

    1:44
    >blue engineer
    >red dispenser
    Which one is the real spy?

    • @camoking3605
      @camoking3605 6 лет назад +1

      The dispenser

    • @abrahamlucio521
      @abrahamlucio521 6 лет назад +9

      No its the blood of his enemies

    • @educatedcommunist9602
      @educatedcommunist9602 6 лет назад +1

      Its the cargo boxes near the sentry

    • @critking5633
      @critking5633 6 лет назад

      Fun fact: a scrapped tf2 idea is that when any class stops moving, the turn into a RED Despenser. That gets me thinking.

    • @Puppyjuan_1970
      @Puppyjuan_1970 6 лет назад +2

      Dat dispenser is a spy

  • @marypetzke866
    @marypetzke866 4 года назад +39

    1:42 blue engineer and red sentry and dispenser. Makes much sense.

  • @addonbro9743
    @addonbro9743 5 лет назад +201

    I liked that scout raps about how hes the best but hes the one who gets beaten in almost every rap XD

    • @OrcGirlSammie
      @OrcGirlSammie 5 лет назад

      Ultra Instinct Charizard it's honestly the only one that really works lore wise and stuff, this song is a mess and I'm now reaffirmed in my distaste for JT Machinima

    • @AdmiralChops
      @AdmiralChops 5 лет назад +5

      Finn Why do you dislike Jt?

    • @buzter8135
      @buzter8135 5 лет назад +1

      @@AdmiralChops cuz he's lacks good taste...

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 лет назад

      tbh that is a spot on description of scout

  • @jheffagcaoili2691
    @jheffagcaoili2691 11 дней назад +3

    0:18 why does the scout looks insane

  • @br4ss_crusader973
    @br4ss_crusader973 4 года назад +1067

    Only legends will remember this masterpiece of a game....
    R.I.P Rick may

    • @eljote3
      @eljote3 4 года назад +37

      Remember? Dude, TF2 actually reached its best number of players due to the Halloween event.

    • @glitchygoose4376
      @glitchygoose4376 4 года назад +13

      I stil play it

    • @gurtyburd544
      @gurtyburd544 3 года назад +11

      "remember"?
      i still play it

    • @brokenfin4259
      @brokenfin4259 3 года назад +7

      Tf2 will never die
      Change my mind

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 года назад +5

      It’s gained way more players lmao but yeah it’s sad that Rick may is dead

  • @elsavillestas9020
    @elsavillestas9020 5 лет назад +348

    All spy mains "watches videos"
    A spy wearing gibus
    All spy mains **TRIGGERED**

    • @enderstone577
      @enderstone577 5 лет назад +6

      As a spy main I can confirm

    • @Xgm.
      @Xgm. 5 лет назад +3

      Me: The Ambassador is overused and sucks.
      Every Spy Main in existance: *_R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

    • @sobasically9720
      @sobasically9720 5 лет назад

      Thats why he got shot by a sentry in disguise

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 5 лет назад

      At least we have a hat,the others have no hats. I am a spy main.

    • @Sirius-Nightstream
      @Sirius-Nightstream 5 лет назад

      Pls, I'm the same spy who wears gibusvision and Robin walkers, I'm 100% disrespect

  • @naynahatwar12
    @naynahatwar12 3 года назад +52

    0:47 I'll never look at soldier the same again after this

  • @al3xir9269
    @al3xir9269 2 года назад +9

    Spy: has a disguise
    Blu sentry: somehow knows they are red
    2:56

  • @nathanthecanadian9444
    @nathanthecanadian9444 3 года назад +82

    I respect you. I could only imagine how long it took to make that in sfm

  • @Goldmacaraeg
    @Goldmacaraeg 4 года назад +131

    2:52 medic: *goes to the point tries to cap it*
    me:thats dumb

    • @comradericedude1831
      @comradericedude1831 4 года назад +4

      me

    • @firozshah1641
      @firozshah1641 3 года назад +4

      Must've been a battle medic.

    • @Mangle1218
      @Mangle1218 3 года назад +5

      Well medics are left behind so much that they have to work alone often because their team refuses to protect him

    • @Wallly704
      @Wallly704 3 года назад +2

      Runs into minigun.

    • @peonythedemondove80
      @peonythedemondove80 3 года назад +3

      @@Mangle1218 As a Medic main, zis fact makes me switch between healing and battle Medic

  • @xXdawgXx
    @xXdawgXx 4 года назад +538

    Imagine if they got the tf2 voice actors to do this

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 3 года назад +34

      Ok I'm gonna tell him

    • @riz1567
      @riz1567 3 года назад +15

      I honestly do not know how I'd feel about that

    • @TKmeh
      @TKmeh 3 года назад +3

      I hope you can rocket jump high enough to get Rick May.

    • @MementoMary
      @MementoMary 2 года назад +39

      One can't sadly

    • @crusaderzim
      @crusaderzim 2 года назад +19

      @@MementoMary damn, that hurts now..

  • @NathanialTV
    @NathanialTV 9 дней назад +2

    1:45 let ignore how BLU engi is neer RED sentry

  • @bossofall98
    @bossofall98 5 лет назад +113

    Lyrics:
    [Scout]
    I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
    With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
    I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
    No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
    With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
    Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
    I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
    I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
    [Soldier]
    About face, maggots, stand at attention
    Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
    Forward charge with my RPG
    Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
    BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
    Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
    If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
    I hope you weasels are taking notes
    [Pyro]
    Welcome to my magical candy land
    Where smiles are from ear to ear
    And everyone loves each other
    Come and spread the cheer
    [Hook]
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    After I pick my class
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    Cuz that's what we were born to do
    [Engineer]
    Let's set up shop and get to work
    I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
    Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
    But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
    Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
    And just in case I need it - self destruction
    Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
    And when my turrets spot you
    You're as good as dead
    [Heavy]
    Cry some more, run while you can
    You little babies don't stand a chance
    They call me Heavy, this is my gun
    When she starts spinning, you'd better run
    I do not require brains or technique
    I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
    I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
    Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
    (chewing sounds)
    Ok, I'm good
    [Demoman]
    Are you a bleeding idiot?
    To fight with a drunken Scot?
    I'll down a swig of whiskey
    For every grenade I launch
    Wherever I go, the explosions follow
    So keep your distance, lad
    And I carry traditional weapons
    I'll bloody you up with an axe
    [Hook]
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    Pick out my favorite class
    Check out my fancy hats
    I just don't know which one to choose
    [Medic]
    I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
    You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
    Still a doctor, but I lost my license
    Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
    I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
    But I can't help much if your head is blown off
    Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
    Don't overdose on my syringes!
    [Sniper]
    Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
    I'm a professional, you're a joke
    I mean please mate, show some respect
    At least the way I'm doin' it
    You'll get a quick death
    I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
    Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
    Aussie Assassins aren't very common
    But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
    [Spy]
    You probably know me for my disguise
    And I dress as sharp as all my knives
    Just when you think I'm on your team
    Au revoir, mon cheri
    I'm a very accomplished back stabber
    Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
    Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
    And he's got plenty of ass to kick
    [Hook]
    This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
    But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
    The crazy dudes of TF2
    So pick a side, Red or Blue?
    After I pick my class
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    Cuz that's what we were born to do

    • @swisscheese5784
      @swisscheese5784 5 лет назад +4

      I give u one salute

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox 5 лет назад +4

      You knew the pyro lyrics?!

    • @SDN67
      @SDN67 5 лет назад +2

      Astrum OS I mean u can kinda hear what he’s saying lol

    • @likebadge7098
      @likebadge7098 5 лет назад +1

      @@waitingfortheequinnox there was another animated one and it had subs

    • @likebadge7098
      @likebadge7098 5 лет назад +1

      Good job dude 100/10

  • @Jormunheim
    @Jormunheim 6 лет назад +178

    I cant believe you made a remaster of my favorite one of your raps! I am thankful, you are awesome!

    • @penguinochillz6097
      @penguinochillz6097 6 лет назад +3

      i've been waiting since the original rap and this is just excellent

    • @VirtualButt
      @VirtualButt 6 лет назад +2

      Hi Thankful! I'm *awesome*.

    • @Jormunheim
      @Jormunheim 6 лет назад +2

      Why did you name me this way....

    • @VirtualButt
      @VirtualButt 6 лет назад +2

      Think about why my parents named me this way...
      And their parents......
      and then their parents............

    • @bruh3752
      @bruh3752 6 лет назад

      123Kbob same

  • @James-xe8dq
    @James-xe8dq 6 лет назад +117

    1:04
    Where smiles are from ear to ear
    * touches left cheek then right ear *

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto 6 лет назад +3

      James Wingate Nobody know Pyro face, maybe he is a mutant

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 6 лет назад +1

      **Bill Wurts singing voice** That's the joke!

    • @redangel2730
      @redangel2730 6 лет назад

      he's actually french

    • @dr.1277
      @dr.1277 6 лет назад

      Sometimes SFM’s aren’t proffessional animators

    • @vecinalfish
      @vecinalfish 3 года назад

      Pyro: and everyone loves eachother
      Also pyro: Literally Makes Blu Scout Choke

  • @dreammaster991
    @dreammaster991 Год назад +8

    This is so good. Wish there was an instrumental track to just jam to. Keep up these amazing bops :D

  • @codename.fox1120
    @codename.fox1120 4 года назад +53

    I'm happy this one was remade as an sfm, this was cool!

  • @maricarlagarile5425
    @maricarlagarile5425 4 года назад +38

    "pick your Intel quick till I'm bringing them home"
    My friend getting my diary

  • @josephstalin2074
    @josephstalin2074 5 лет назад +40

    1:41
    The fact that the blue engineer made red turrets and sentry’s is just...

    • @chaoticcorps6763
      @chaoticcorps6763 5 лет назад +3

      THAT SENTRYS A SPAH!

    • @juliganga_exe
      @juliganga_exe 5 лет назад

      Cursed,its cursed

    • @artandender7889
      @artandender7889 4 года назад +1

      Cause he is just a spy.

    • @Green_Sans_Ulc
      @Green_Sans_Ulc 4 года назад

      The sentry is a blu spy so if they get sapped the red spy gets slapped

    • @mairokindasus8807
      @mairokindasus8807 4 года назад

      Annoying, cursed, triggering, audacious, nightmarish, the list goes on and on honestly.

  • @Dementia565
    @Dementia565 4 месяца назад +1

    1:40 the beat is fire
    Fits the industrial engineering vibe and engineers line is great.
    After that heavy’s Line fits what engineer said.

  • @ShadowFenix
    @ShadowFenix 6 лет назад +37

    If tf2 has taught me anything It’s to never trust anyone, especially not yourself. Cause if you see yourself running around the battlefield you have bigger problems to worry about.

    • @v-ice7970
      @v-ice7970 6 лет назад +5

      More like shouting spy so a pyro magically appears and kils him

    • @tentem796
      @tentem796 6 лет назад +2

      More like your Demoman after having to many drinks

    • @lefleiner3408
      @lefleiner3408 6 лет назад

      More like a mental breakdown.

    • @nicholask7566
      @nicholask7566 6 лет назад

      ShadowxPhoenix It should be "taught me anything", not "learned me anything." Alternatively, you could've said "If I've learned anything."

    • @ShadowFenix
      @ShadowFenix 6 лет назад

      thanks for the correction, English isn't my first language.... XD

  • @ZachieRoze
    @ZachieRoze 6 лет назад +451

    *_Blu Engineer.._*
    *_Red Sentry and Dispenser_*
    *Tf2 logic*

  • @grham2074
    @grham2074 3 года назад +94

    Heavy : *shoots minigun*
    Sparks coming out of the gun : *guess I’m up here now*
    Bullets :
    ( 2:49 )

  • @bendy809
    @bendy809 Год назад +5

    Scout part: 0:19
    Soldier part: 0:38
    Pyro part: 0:57
    Engineer part: 1:41
    Heavy part: 2:00
    Demolition part: 2:24
    Medic part: 3:03
    Sniper part: 3:22
    Spy part: 3:40

  • @majinchu6938
    @majinchu6938 4 года назад +182

    "I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat!"
    That's a lie . . .

    • @da_plasma_catto1801
      @da_plasma_catto1801 4 года назад +8

      Go watch Pootis engage

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 года назад +8

      Yah he lost a fight to team fortress classic heavy.... But classic had australium boosting him so meh

    • @tehzhixiang9452
      @tehzhixiang9452 4 года назад +3

      @@da_plasma_catto1801 I think he means Saxton hale

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 4 года назад +4

      “He lived as he died.... morbidly obese”

    • @shyrolax6244
      @shyrolax6244 4 года назад +6

      @@dewannabe8845 You can be large and not morbidly obese heavy is a wall of muscle not fat

  • @reni451
    @reni451 5 лет назад +22

    2:23 this can be used in memes

  • @FrayedWires2
    @FrayedWires2 5 лет назад +44

    BLU Engi: *has red equipment*
    BLU Soldier: Engineer! Tell me what side you are on
    *steb*
    RED Spy: Gentlemen there’s a Spy in our midst, and he has plenty of ass to kick

  • @SidIsMid
    @SidIsMid Год назад +4

    This song got me into tf2 and is still one of my favorite songs I've been playing it nonstop for 20 mins now

  • @nik0_nk177
    @nik0_nk177 6 лет назад +76

    2:17 love the meet the scout reference

  • @daviddaviddaviddav2983
    @daviddaviddaviddav2983 5 лет назад +40

    2:10 actually heavy is pretty smart

    • @The_Marlo
      @The_Marlo 4 года назад +8

      Yeah but he is right, with is extra thick gun and his muscles he doesn't NEED his brain. But that doesn't mean he his stupid

    • @Caberknight
      @Caberknight Год назад +3

      In the lore he has a degree in Russian literature I think

  • @Xanman22512
    @Xanman22512 6 лет назад +33

    Word of advice, *watch this video at 1.25 speed.* If you're dissatisfied with the beat, this makes it a fast rap, so it works a bit better. If you're dissatisfied with the animation or models, the faster speed makes it a bit more smooth and effective. The real problem here is speed.

    • @icebreaker7100
      @icebreaker7100 5 лет назад +5

      After listening to this many times and finally scrolling through the comments, I figured I would take your advice. Although I love the normal pacing of this song, I must agree that the faster pace was great to listen to. Thanks a bunch!

    • @jetster4117
      @jetster4117 5 лет назад +2

      I liked the song already, but this is way better. Thank you.

    • @nonameguy8984
      @nonameguy8984 5 лет назад +1

      Tats littttttttttttttttttt

    • @nonameguy8984
      @nonameguy8984 5 лет назад +1

      Itz litttttttttttt

    • @eazygamer70
      @eazygamer70 5 лет назад +1

      Amazing

  • @left4deadfandom
    @left4deadfandom 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:45 i don't know why but soldier's face scares me

  • @jess11037
    @jess11037 5 лет назад +77

    Does JT have the perfect voice for scout or is it just me

  • @남궁수현-g8e
    @남궁수현-g8e 6 лет назад +391

    1:46 wait... *RED* sentry and *BLU* engi?

  • @grigorisiordanidis4888
    @grigorisiordanidis4888 6 лет назад +795

    I remember when he uploaded the original one :' )

  • @LuizACartunista
    @LuizACartunista 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude I remember watching this as a kid. The song slaps and the animation is still classic. Cheers man

  • @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
    @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat 6 лет назад +103

    1:41 why did build the BLU engineer RED things?

  • @StellarisMaximus
    @StellarisMaximus 6 лет назад +71

    2:00 is my favorite part

    • @chloewilson3364
      @chloewilson3364 6 лет назад

      Mine to

    • @chloewilson3364
      @chloewilson3364 6 лет назад

      Yea its my 2 fave

    • @mitick_p
      @mitick_p 6 лет назад

      Ok im good! 👌

    • @Daviddd29
      @Daviddd29 6 лет назад +1

      TheDrunkenHoovy me to

    • @ojaiweeble
      @ojaiweeble Год назад

      0:38, 3:21, 3:40, and 2:00 are my favorite parts probably I like soldiers and spies most they just have better flow

  • @JupiterJ0S3PH
    @JupiterJ0S3PH 5 лет назад +7280

    Fortnite is for kids
    Overwatch is for men
    TF2 is for gods

    • @cake4399
      @cake4399 5 лет назад +203

      *paladins is for kids

    • @Arcktick69
      @Arcktick69 5 лет назад +419

      @@cake4399 then fortnite is for unborn fetuses

    • @zlyka604
      @zlyka604 5 лет назад +280

      TF2 is for Mann

    • @aiden-the-memer6850
      @aiden-the-memer6850 5 лет назад +175

      Tf2 is for *MANN*

    • @Aizenong
      @Aizenong 5 лет назад +82

      fortnite is for newborns lmao

  • @Tmations.
    @Tmations. 17 дней назад +1

    1:41 blue engineer with red machines

  • @fouadio4108
    @fouadio4108 6 лет назад +305

    Fun fact
    2:10 Its a big mistake , heavy is actually the second smartest person after the spy in the team (its wrote in the comics)

    • @mutegaming5523
      @mutegaming5523 6 лет назад +36

      fouadio2017 actually engineer is the smartest 2nd is the medic

    • @TheRubyGamesOG
      @TheRubyGamesOG 6 лет назад +49

      Actually, In the meet the heavy he says people can outsmart him but not bullet

    • @chloemccrory1949
      @chloemccrory1949 6 лет назад +10

      Isn’t spy the smartest

    • @Chloe-dw8nc
      @Chloe-dw8nc 6 лет назад +43

      Um.. demoman is actually very smart, hes just drunk. Also, demoman is only mentally stable one.

    • @raincloud6414
      @raincloud6414 6 лет назад +9

      It's about needing technique not having or using it!

  • @shadical_bot9317
    @shadical_bot9317 4 года назад +229

    1 comment = 1 timeline
    Scout: 0:19
    Soldier: 0:38
    Pyro: 0:58
    Engineer: 1:41
    Heavy: 2:00
    Demoman: 2:24
    Medic: 3:02
    Sniper: 3:22
    Spy: 3:41

  • @saltwaterfish6043
    @saltwaterfish6043 4 года назад +503

    "After I pick my class,
    I'm gonna kick your ass."
    this is the best rhyme ever

  • @TotallyNotHank
    @TotallyNotHank Год назад +5

    3:16 When the kid reminds the teacher about homework