With the fact that Heavy is actually very smart, I interpret that line as Heavy feeling like his intelligence is wasted on those dumb BLU babies, so why bother with technique?
@@bryenorellana1042 but unless he had had at least 30 extra metal on him he couldn't make another one since I believe a sentry actually costs 130 metal
"Welcome to a magical candyland Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves eachother Come and spread the cheer (AHHH FIRE FIRE AHHHH!!!)" I hope this helped
Honestly the only think that could replace it would probably be an updated version with more modern graphics but about it tbh it’s just such a timeless game
I don't know, if you noticed, but every mercenary has their own unique musical instrument in the background of their part, and i am in love with Engie's one. It is like a country, but played on the rock guitar and at the same time has the vibe of "more guns". And it's also fits his personality as good as it sounds. I definitely love his part
Y’know, the engineer background part kinda reminds me of that one Saul good man meme (the one where the camera gets different angles of his face by kinda pivoting*
@@MmmMmph1968they all have a bit where they have a different but like medics insanity bit sniper has a I can’t figure the noise out and the spy’s beginning
Quoting Sniper’s verse: ‘I’m a professional, you’re a joke!’. Engineer is a gadgeteer genius, tracking a pretentious idiot in stupid costume for him would’ve been quite easy.)
1:47 Fun fact: The reason the Engineer was BLU was because he died and had a long respawn time, so Spy had to disguise as Engi, thus the sentries not attacking the Engi.
scout: rock, offensive, loud, cocky, just like him. soldier: stereotypical army music. pyro: baby music. engineer: *electric* guitar. heavy: metal. demo: bagpipes and other scottish instruments. medic has the same instruments as the chorus idk sniper is the same spy: "french" music
The medic has music tubes made of aluminum. They’re rare but it’s easy to find the sounds online. Sniper had an Australian guitar which sounds slightly different than an acoustic
0:57 what pyro sang was **welcome to my magical candyland where smiles are from ear to ear and everyone loves eachother now come and spread the cheer**
Back then: heavy is reckless and dumb. Now: *heavy is smart, protective, and nice* edit: just found out that heavy is more of a doctor than the medic. Soooo instead of brawn and no brain, its brain and brawn.
Lyrics: --------- (scout part) I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? --------- (soldier part) About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes --------- (pyro part) Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do --------- (engineer part) Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead --------- (heavy part) Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich ่ Ok, I'm good --------- (demoman part) Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose --------- (medic part) I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! --------- (sniper part) Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' --------- (spy part) You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do!
1:43 BLU Engineer builds RED dispenser and sentry. 2:57 BLU sentry kills disguised RED spy 3:21 BLU sniper magically summons a part of Australia to be with him while he snipes Scout
imagine how much fucking cooler this song would be if they hired the actual Team Fortress 2 voice actors. Edit: yes people I am aware that Rick May has tragically passed away due to Covid-19. You all stay safe now and don't forget to wash your hands
Everybody:Talking how demos grenade that appeared for one frame is red even though he is blue. Me:Guys engies buildings are red and they are there for like half a minute.
@@Gutterman406 I think that was more intentional i guess the Medic is trying to get organs for the team in the future but maybe Razzlet was just too lazy to add a red Heavy there.
Ultra Instinct Charizard it's honestly the only one that really works lore wise and stuff, this song is a mess and I'm now reaffirmed in my distaste for JT Machinima
Lyrics: [Scout] I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? [Soldier] About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes [Pyro] Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer [Hook] This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do [Engineer] Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead [Heavy] Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich (chewing sounds) Ok, I'm good [Demoman] Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe [Hook] This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose [Medic] I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! [Sniper] Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' [Spy] You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick [Hook] This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do
If tf2 has taught me anything It’s to never trust anyone, especially not yourself. Cause if you see yourself running around the battlefield you have bigger problems to worry about.
BLU Engi: *has red equipment* BLU Soldier: Engineer! Tell me what side you are on *steb* RED Spy: Gentlemen there’s a Spy in our midst, and he has plenty of ass to kick
Word of advice, *watch this video at 1.25 speed.* If you're dissatisfied with the beat, this makes it a fast rap, so it works a bit better. If you're dissatisfied with the animation or models, the faster speed makes it a bit more smooth and effective. The real problem here is speed.
After listening to this many times and finally scrolling through the comments, I figured I would take your advice. Although I love the normal pacing of this song, I must agree that the faster pace was great to listen to. Thanks a bunch!
1:48 "Do not touch cause this stuffs expensive"
Engineer: *sits on top of sentry*
Not to mention he also blew it up.
The Engi is a SPY
@@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232 yeah because hes blue not red
@@NazNar i know
@@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232 E
'I do not require brains or technique'
also Heavy: *has a literal PhD in russian literature*
With the fact that Heavy is actually very smart, I interpret that line as Heavy feeling like his intelligence is wasted on those dumb BLU babies, so why bother with technique?
Soldier is the stupidest out of all of them
@@smc4953 Yah no you're correct
@@smc4953 I don't know pyro is pyro
I don't think it's canon that he has a Russian Literature P.H.D. because it was said in a fanmade game.
Engi: This stuf is expensive.
Also Engi: Haha, centry go BOOM
It red too it confusing
He just picked up some metal
Engi is blue biut his sentry look red so me think the animator is tired
@@bryenorellana1042 but unless he had had at least 30 extra metal on him he couldn't make another one since I believe a sentry actually costs 130 metal
sentry (:
I could only understand one of Pyro's line (I believe they recorded the lines and just highly muffled it) and it was "Welcome to Pyroland"
The earlier version has lyrics, the first line says "Welcome to my magical Candyland"
"Welcome to a magical candyland
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves eachother
Come and spread the cheer (AHHH FIRE FIRE AHHHH!!!)"
I hope this helped
Yes
@mikethegoo Saved me there
@@Bendana11 no problem!
Blu scout: exists
This rap: and I took that personally
Mainly pyro by mistake
Kboom
No one like scouts, that's written in tf2 rules, and you accepted them. 👍
@@indeed2207 my fav character is scout.
@@indeed2207 I like Scout
I love how different the background music is in their individual sections. It really shows and matches their personalities.
I just noticed that
pyro: maniac
his theme: twinkle twi-
medic and scout are the only ones to have the same background score but medic has the "insanity" part
MPHMHPMHOLY HMHMMHPPHM
@@crusaderzim*do you believe in magic*
Once my school was doing a talent show, and this kid deadass started singing scouts verse. I didn't know how to feel
Ah yes, a man of culture
@@axoofthelotls23 do you mispelled your name on purpose or...? (*soldier)
@@Cyrogenesis. no, but for embarrassing reasons I'll say I did
@@axoofthelotls23 ok
That's kinda cringe ngl
It's incredible how TF2 never dies, no matter how much time has passed since it's been made
Tf2 community: what.....
Valve created who created the bots: look i know it sounds bad-
Tf2 community: *#savetf2* *#savetf2* *#savetf2*
Minecraft and Tf2 are never gonna die
Honestly the only think that could replace it would probably be an updated version with more modern graphics but about it tbh it’s just such a timeless game
@@TGamer-bz9uj Fr man, they're too big to die
Ye I think it may not get any updates but it will live
engineer: *is blu*
red sentry: seems legit
lmao
That engineer is a spy
@@This-is-not-K The Sentry is a Spy!
mann vs machine in a nutshell
another tf2 bug i guess
1:41
Engie: Blu
Sentry and dispenser: Red
THOSE BUILDINGS ARE SPIES!
or the engie is a spy.
Don't forget the chair. It has a red umbrella
And the umbrella
The chair is a spy
THAT ENGINEER IS AN ENGINEER
Still remember the lyrics after 2 years what a piece on nostalgia
I remember them from the first version, 6 years ago
haha, nostalgia go brrrrrr
Yes
“I’m still worthy!”
@@glitchygoose4376 yah at the time I forgot the og
I don't know, if you noticed, but every mercenary has their own unique musical instrument in the background of their part, and i am in love with Engie's one. It is like a country, but played on the rock guitar and at the same time has the vibe of "more guns". And it's also fits his personality as good as it sounds. I definitely love his part
I’m legit Scottish. Demo’s bagpipes with the bass in the back was 🤌
@@tadtheawesomecomment never finished😔
Y’know, the engineer background part kinda reminds me of that one Saul good man meme (the one where the camera gets different angles of his face by kinda pivoting*
But for some reason they just abandon that idea when they get to the support classes. It's the same bassline for all of them.
@@MmmMmph1968they all have a bit where they have a different but like medics insanity bit sniper has a I can’t figure the noise out and the spy’s beginning
Fun Fact: The classes' verses in this rap are arranged in order, from scout to spy, offense to defence then support.
No demo is after heavy in this
@@random_orangeYea that always kinda bugged me but it slaps nonetheless
2nd verse is backwards, should go demo heavy then engi but it's the other way around
I'm 90% sure the only reason engie is fourth and demo is sixth in is cus they couldn't work a demo verse that led to heavy and then heavy into engie
@@vexywatmusic4163doesn’t matter song is still a banger
Sentry: *Shoots a disguised spy*
Me: That’s illegal.
Not if said disguised spy decloaks in its line of sight.
@@ansrfururactions disguise isn't cloak
@@subjectsovietdelta9171 I know, I meant that if you decloak when disguised in front of a sentry.
Did you notice that the engie is blu but the sentry is red
Quoting Sniper’s verse: ‘I’m a professional, you’re a joke!’. Engineer is a gadgeteer genius, tracking a pretentious idiot in stupid costume for him would’ve been quite easy.)
1:40 Blu engineer
Red sentry/dispenser
*Wait that's illegal*
*THAT SENTRY AND DISPENSER ARE SPIES!*
And his chair
And the Rancho relaxo. I bet Blu Engi just mugged the red engi for his stuff.
I am the spy *backstabs everyone*
spy: THERE ONTO US LETS GET OUTTA HERE (DISPENSER GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) RUN BOB RUN (SENTRY GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) FASTER BOB FASTER
1:47 Fun fact: The reason the Engineer was BLU was because he died and had a long respawn time, so Spy had to disguise as Engi, thus the sentries not attacking the Engi.
The engie waiting to respawn: its eternity in there
@@averageplaystationenjoyer2082average 2fort Experince
@@TibetTibet-fi1jh Emesis blue I say, what a horror movie
@@AmericanIronica emesis blue is inspired from very long spawn times in 2fort actually
@@TibetTibet-fi1jh I’m very well aware of that
I love how every class has a different instrument in the background.
scout: rock, offensive, loud, cocky, just like him.
soldier: stereotypical army music.
pyro: baby music.
engineer: *electric* guitar.
heavy: metal.
demo: bagpipes and other scottish instruments.
medic has the same instruments as the chorus idk
sniper is the same
spy: "french" music
I didn’t notice that thank you
@@Tyranitar. You forgot sandvich for heavy
@@Tyranitar. no scout is bonk
The medic has music tubes made of aluminum. They’re rare but it’s easy to find the sounds online. Sniper had an Australian guitar which sounds slightly different than an acoustic
0:46
Soldier: "Helmet so low I can hardly SEE"
Auto generated captions: *"hELMEt SoLO GuiTAR PLAYS aM"*
Also: "This rap is kind of over to Hawaii"
Mine is jarvis solo plays am
For me it said forward Jarvis irpg helmet solo gutair plays em all
"the crazy dudes of Kiev Charles"
sniper, dawn from the air bag 80$
Engineer : Don't touch this stuff expensive
*HE SITS ON THE SENTRY AND DESTROY'S IT*
friend that's tf2 in a shell nut
Thomas Ingram I see you are a class of mann as well
@@majesticalmike290 ok
@BetaVista OK that makes sense
Here is another one how the hell does heavy hold his gun with that one hand!
3:24 “I’m a professional your a joke” greatest TF2 insult I have ever herd
It's true
1:46
Blu Engineer, Red Sentry..
Seems legit
+outlastman games
Yeah
ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!
+ShadowsPhoenix
Oh shiiii
THAT SENTRY IS A SPY
+Rook
You win
The best lyrics are Pyro's. So much passion, such emotion, such intensity. It was inspiring
Thanks
@@EleanorandFriends8631 technically using they/them would make them trans
@@snorpus or it could consisdered non-binary 🗿
@@AverageProto "it" lmfao
@@EleanorandFriends8631 Please shut up.
0:46
people who never saw him without his helmet before: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
If I pull my helmet up it's stronger than my RPG.
@@axoofthelotls23 true dat
@@axoofthelotls23it took me a second to realize why you said that but then I was like, “you must’ve changed your name.”
@@axoofthelotls23 oh axo of the lotls, what is your wisdom?
0:00 Intro
0:19 Scout 🦋🇺🇸
0:38 Soldier 🚀🇺🇸
0:57 Pyro 🔥🌈🏴☠️
1:21 Chorus I guess
1:40 Engineer 🛠️🇺🇸
2:00 Heavy🔫💪🇷🇺
2:24 Demoman 💣🥃🏴
2:43 Chorus Again I guess
3:02 Medic ⛑️🇩🇪
3:21 Sniper 🏕️🇦🇺🇳🇿
3:40 Spy 🕵️♂️ 🇫🇷
4:00 Outro Chorus
Thanks😂
Bro you forgot to put whiskey emoji on demo man
🏴🍺 I couldn't find the bomb one
@@puturnamhere5658-gk7sl done
i mean because spy is last i thought spy sung this whole thing
Engie: "Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive"
Also Engie: *Self-Destruct*
His goals are beyond our understanding
i cant believe Rick May’s death has been 7 months already
stay safe, soldier..
*salutes*
"Stay Frosty"
-Soldier
@@darrlyl1 and that I will stay.
He just went to go challenge God
@@Mr_Movement lmao
"I'm a professional your a joke"
Dayum that's a nice line if you wanna roast someone
"Be polite." He said. "I'm a professional, you're a joke!" He said.
Again, humor based on my pain.
I mean pkeas mate show some respect
apparently professional enough to write "I'm" but not professional enough to know the difference between "your" and "you're"
He said that line and immediately said "show some respect"
4:12 if you look hard enough, the soldier doing the grenade juggle taunt just killbinds/explode binds as he didnt get blown up
I cracked up at the demoman part where the tiny demo shows up on his shoulder
Everyone: *saying a blu engineer has red buildings*
Me: *notices that the blu demo fired a red pill*
Blu Pyros flamethrower was red
Blood possibly, Damian.
Reeeeeeee
Would you rather blame the blu engineer that a has red machine or the red pill from the demo
The pill isn't even on screen that long
2:35 "So keep your distance"
Wow...a black Scottish cyclops predicts the future
“... and I carry traditional weapons. I’LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE!!!”
Should we be worry?
@@flying_gorilla8069 can he 🪓 you a question?
@@mistylover7398 Is this a bad pun or what
@@MysteryGeek2006 🤷♂️
demo: "so keep your distance"
me: *run straight into his face so he'll get selfdamage when he launch his grenade
I like how heavy sets on top of a blu scout eating his sandwich nice references to meet the scout
0:57 what pyro sang was **welcome to my magical candyland where smiles are from ear to ear and everyone loves eachother now come and spread the cheer**
The one with skitifrenia
@@Methew217 he suffers from pyromania
@@Breached18 no wonder he is a psychopath who uses fire to kill
@@gorla1018 if that's sarcasm i was just proving the person I commited wrong
@@Methew217 Schizophrenia
this is not even a video
its a MASTERPIECE
True dat
Do it 1.5 speed
Got us in the first part, not gonna lie
all they do is stand around and talk!
#RvB
Simon DW *”they had us in the first half not gonna lie”*
Back then: heavy is reckless and dumb.
Now: *heavy is smart, protective, and nice*
edit: just found out that heavy is more of a doctor than the medic.
Soooo instead of brawn and no brain, its brain and brawn.
2:18
Heavy: give me sand bitch
Me: how is that nice?
@@user-ub1yl5nl3l read the comics
Congrats, this post has been heavy main approved
@Jake's YT so heavy wanted sand and not a sandvich.
bruh did you go to harvard
Heavy: Heavy is caveman before, now heavy is big brain machine
5 years and yet it still is one of the best tf2 songs ever
Trueeeee
3:02 Is practically me, a medic main.
Me: Don't go far.
Team: *GOES FAR*
Team: *_INSTANTLY BLAST JUMPS_*
Can I just say that I saw a BLU Soldier getting healed by a medic and he rocket jumps away leaving the medic away to get killed by a heavy.
3:52 back stabbeh 3:54 with my sabbeh
After 2 years I still remember the lyrics this is such a masterpiece
Same
same
Same.
same
What about after 4 years?
1:47
“But do not touch, this stuff’s expensive”
*Proceeds to sit on it*
Ikr
Sonablo L. *And demolish it seconds later*
Sonablo L. And blows it up
And wrong team color too
Charter Hahahaha!
Lyrics:
--------- (scout part)
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
--------- (soldier part)
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes
--------- (pyro part)
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer
--------- (everyone)
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
--------- (engineer part)
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead
--------- (heavy part)
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
่
Ok, I'm good
--------- (demoman part)
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe
--------- (everyone)
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
--------- (medic part)
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!
--------- (sniper part)
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
--------- (spy part)
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick
--------- (everyone)
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do!
Thanks
It’s not Shiza, it’s Scheiße (the German word for Shit)
also, ẞ is pronounces like “ss”
Scout: 0:19
Soldier (R.I.P): 0:38
Pyro: 0:57
Engineer: 1:41
Heavy: 1:59
Demoman: 2:24
Medic: 3:02'
Sniper: 3:21
Spy (My favourite class): 3:41
You're welcome.
(talking in French)
Thanks
Il y a un espion par ici
Thank. My favorite class is sniper
Heavy(R.I.P)*
1:43 BLU Engineer builds RED dispenser and sentry.
2:57 BLU sentry kills disguised RED spy
3:21 BLU sniper magically summons a part of Australia to be with him while he snipes Scout
BLU team is cursed
MisterJeff they are
Sniper summons part of Australia to him? I thought it was already there
Blu pyro has the red flamethrower
Someone should make an Everything Wrong With for this.
Is there already one made?
imagine how much fucking cooler this song would be if they hired the actual Team Fortress 2 voice actors.
Edit: yes people I am aware that Rick May has tragically passed away due to Covid-19. You all stay safe now and don't forget to wash your hands
agree :D
The voices are still pretty impressive! They sound spot on!
My mind would explode! 🤯
Good impressions though. 👍🏻
@@JupiterJ0S3PH not scouts no offense just saying
0:12 The Pyro is a Spy! They have the red fame thrower!
NO NOT ENGI TO!
"Do not touch, this stuff's expensive."
*Proceeds to self-destruct it for no reason*
Bruh
lmao
No no no
Crits
@@mememachine909 true
*me:* “I wish soldier took of that helmet!”
*Soldier:* takes of helmet
*also me:* “Never mind, put it back on!”
Bald, bald! Bald!!
*Is....is that a jojo reference?*
You can take it off infame as a hat
Ah yes, *Infame*
soldier only looks good if he has the bucket helmet or a hat. he looks awful bald.
0:12 I see that red flamethrower on a blue pyro
2:32 blue demoman launched a red grenade
Fire is always red :/ (Unless you mean the fire dispenser itself)
Mystic Lightning he means the gun in TF2 blu pyro gun is blue but the blu pyro he’s gun is red
Spies, spies everywhere!!!
No idea why there’s so many color errors like really.
Seeing them now after reading the comics, just made me cry
2:20 Heavy got his revenge XD
Not really, it was BLU hoovy and RED scoot
@@yolobois3656 you dun reversed
And he got the sandvich back
now i am hungry, give me sandwich
nom nom nom
ok i’m good👌
Ok I'm good
Heavy
i love it how some comments are new. it just shows how tf2 is a timeless masterpiece.
There's still some new ones coming in!
Demoman has a very usefull tip:
Never fight a drunk scot, he can have an axe
Mmmm mmm mm
Lol
Hold up
6 years later and this song is still awesome.
2:22 damn, you got me Heavy.
CRITICAL OOF
U GOT VODCAD BOI
Anyone talking about how heavy can hold his minigun with one hand
Good question...
Where is Reaper, Doomfist, Widowmaker and Moira?
Sombra what are you doing in tf2 go kill junkrat or someone
Well he is heavy weapons guy what kind of heavy weapons guy would he be if he could not lift his heavy weapon
No
Everybody:Talking how demos grenade that appeared for one frame is red even though he is blue.
Me:Guys engies buildings are red and they are there for like half a minute.
Everyone: *talk about the things in the above comment*
me: the medic is operating a blue heavy
@@Gutterman406 I think that was more intentional i guess the Medic is trying to get organs for the team in the future but maybe Razzlet was just too lazy to add a red Heavy there.
@@Sneed1999
From the x-rays in the background I think he is operating heavy to remove a bomb in is chest
@@Gutterman406 And the bomb is blue so yea Razzlet was just too lazy to add a Red heavy
ikr
Little did demo know the bottle was empty 2:29
1:44
>blue engineer
>red dispenser
Which one is the real spy?
The dispenser
No its the blood of his enemies
Its the cargo boxes near the sentry
Fun fact: a scrapped tf2 idea is that when any class stops moving, the turn into a RED Despenser. That gets me thinking.
Dat dispenser is a spy
1:42 blue engineer and red sentry and dispenser. Makes much sense.
I liked that scout raps about how hes the best but hes the one who gets beaten in almost every rap XD
Ultra Instinct Charizard it's honestly the only one that really works lore wise and stuff, this song is a mess and I'm now reaffirmed in my distaste for JT Machinima
Finn Why do you dislike Jt?
@@AdmiralChops cuz he's lacks good taste...
tbh that is a spot on description of scout
0:18 why does the scout looks insane
The radiation got to him.
Only legends will remember this masterpiece of a game....
R.I.P Rick may
Remember? Dude, TF2 actually reached its best number of players due to the Halloween event.
I stil play it
"remember"?
i still play it
Tf2 will never die
Change my mind
It’s gained way more players lmao but yeah it’s sad that Rick may is dead
All spy mains "watches videos"
A spy wearing gibus
All spy mains **TRIGGERED**
As a spy main I can confirm
Me: The Ambassador is overused and sucks.
Every Spy Main in existance: *_R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*
Thats why he got shot by a sentry in disguise
At least we have a hat,the others have no hats. I am a spy main.
Pls, I'm the same spy who wears gibusvision and Robin walkers, I'm 100% disrespect
0:47 I'll never look at soldier the same again after this
Spy: has a disguise
Blu sentry: somehow knows they are red
2:56
I respect you. I could only imagine how long it took to make that in sfm
many hours hahaha
2:52 medic: *goes to the point tries to cap it*
me:thats dumb
me
Must've been a battle medic.
Well medics are left behind so much that they have to work alone often because their team refuses to protect him
Runs into minigun.
@@Mangle1218 As a Medic main, zis fact makes me switch between healing and battle Medic
Imagine if they got the tf2 voice actors to do this
Ok I'm gonna tell him
I honestly do not know how I'd feel about that
I hope you can rocket jump high enough to get Rick May.
One can't sadly
@@MementoMary damn, that hurts now..
1:45 let ignore how BLU engi is neer RED sentry
Lyrics:
[Scout]
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
[Soldier]
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes
[Pyro]
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer
[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
[Engineer]
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead
[Heavy]
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
(chewing sounds)
Ok, I'm good
[Demoman]
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe
[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
[Medic]
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!
[Sniper]
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
[Spy]
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick
[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
I give u one salute
You knew the pyro lyrics?!
Astrum OS I mean u can kinda hear what he’s saying lol
@@waitingfortheequinnox there was another animated one and it had subs
Good job dude 100/10
I cant believe you made a remaster of my favorite one of your raps! I am thankful, you are awesome!
i've been waiting since the original rap and this is just excellent
Hi Thankful! I'm *awesome*.
Why did you name me this way....
Think about why my parents named me this way...
And their parents......
and then their parents............
123Kbob same
1:04
Where smiles are from ear to ear
* touches left cheek then right ear *
James Wingate Nobody know Pyro face, maybe he is a mutant
**Bill Wurts singing voice** That's the joke!
he's actually french
Sometimes SFM’s aren’t proffessional animators
Pyro: and everyone loves eachother
Also pyro: Literally Makes Blu Scout Choke
This is so good. Wish there was an instrumental track to just jam to. Keep up these amazing bops :D
I'm happy this one was remade as an sfm, this was cool!
"pick your Intel quick till I'm bringing them home"
My friend getting my diary
1:41
The fact that the blue engineer made red turrets and sentry’s is just...
THAT SENTRYS A SPAH!
Cursed,its cursed
Cause he is just a spy.
The sentry is a blu spy so if they get sapped the red spy gets slapped
Annoying, cursed, triggering, audacious, nightmarish, the list goes on and on honestly.
1:40 the beat is fire
Fits the industrial engineering vibe and engineers line is great.
After that heavy’s Line fits what engineer said.
If tf2 has taught me anything It’s to never trust anyone, especially not yourself. Cause if you see yourself running around the battlefield you have bigger problems to worry about.
More like shouting spy so a pyro magically appears and kils him
More like your Demoman after having to many drinks
More like a mental breakdown.
ShadowxPhoenix It should be "taught me anything", not "learned me anything." Alternatively, you could've said "If I've learned anything."
thanks for the correction, English isn't my first language.... XD
*_Blu Engineer.._*
*_Red Sentry and Dispenser_*
*Tf2 logic*
Dark Anims blue engie colour blind ok
Lol
Dark Anims nah, that‘s auto-balance. Always comes at the wrong moments
aspielm 😂 true
TRIGGERED
Heavy : *shoots minigun*
Sparks coming out of the gun : *guess I’m up here now*
Bullets :
( 2:49 )
Scout part: 0:19
Soldier part: 0:38
Pyro part: 0:57
Engineer part: 1:41
Heavy part: 2:00
Demolition part: 2:24
Medic part: 3:03
Sniper part: 3:22
Spy part: 3:40
"I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat!"
That's a lie . . .
Go watch Pootis engage
Yah he lost a fight to team fortress classic heavy.... But classic had australium boosting him so meh
@@da_plasma_catto1801 I think he means Saxton hale
“He lived as he died.... morbidly obese”
@@dewannabe8845 You can be large and not morbidly obese heavy is a wall of muscle not fat
2:23 this can be used in memes
BLU Engi: *has red equipment*
BLU Soldier: Engineer! Tell me what side you are on
*steb*
RED Spy: Gentlemen there’s a Spy in our midst, and he has plenty of ass to kick
This song got me into tf2 and is still one of my favorite songs I've been playing it nonstop for 20 mins now
2:17 love the meet the scout reference
Neko Neko :3 q
True vengence
yeah
Revenge
2:10 actually heavy is pretty smart
Yeah but he is right, with is extra thick gun and his muscles he doesn't NEED his brain. But that doesn't mean he his stupid
In the lore he has a degree in Russian literature I think
Word of advice, *watch this video at 1.25 speed.* If you're dissatisfied with the beat, this makes it a fast rap, so it works a bit better. If you're dissatisfied with the animation or models, the faster speed makes it a bit more smooth and effective. The real problem here is speed.
After listening to this many times and finally scrolling through the comments, I figured I would take your advice. Although I love the normal pacing of this song, I must agree that the faster pace was great to listen to. Thanks a bunch!
I liked the song already, but this is way better. Thank you.
Tats littttttttttttttttttt
Itz litttttttttttt
Amazing
0:45 i don't know why but soldier's face scares me
Does JT have the perfect voice for scout or is it just me
Nope
1:46 wait... *RED* sentry and *BLU* engi?
으에으에으에 yes
The dispenser should be blue
in game, he would end up really bad...
_R.I.P. Engie..._
SPY!
I remember when he uploaded the original one :' )
greg cod same
greg cod same
greg cod same
greg cod me 2 mate
greg cod yu
Dude I remember watching this as a kid. The song slaps and the animation is still classic. Cheers man
1:41 why did build the BLU engineer RED things?
Verbugter Herr der Dunkelheit dat engi is spy
Not Me spy is sapping his centry
Because BLU demo has RED granades, lol
Verbugter Herr der Dunkelheit 1:54 spy !!!
Do you english bro?
2:00 is my favorite part
Mine to
Yea its my 2 fave
Ok im good! 👌
TheDrunkenHoovy me to
0:38, 3:21, 3:40, and 2:00 are my favorite parts probably I like soldiers and spies most they just have better flow
Fortnite is for kids
Overwatch is for men
TF2 is for gods
*paladins is for kids
@@cake4399 then fortnite is for unborn fetuses
TF2 is for Mann
Tf2 is for *MANN*
fortnite is for newborns lmao
1:41 blue engineer with red machines
Fun fact
2:10 Its a big mistake , heavy is actually the second smartest person after the spy in the team (its wrote in the comics)
fouadio2017 actually engineer is the smartest 2nd is the medic
Actually, In the meet the heavy he says people can outsmart him but not bullet
Isn’t spy the smartest
Um.. demoman is actually very smart, hes just drunk. Also, demoman is only mentally stable one.
It's about needing technique not having or using it!
1 comment = 1 timeline
Scout: 0:19
Soldier: 0:38
Pyro: 0:58
Engineer: 1:41
Heavy: 2:00
Demoman: 2:24
Medic: 3:02
Sniper: 3:22
Spy: 3:41
Ok
Sooo...
L
Chorus 1 : 1:21
Chorus 2 : 2:43
Chorus 3 : 4:00
Hi
"After I pick my class,
I'm gonna kick your ass."
this is the best rhyme ever
"but i donnu which one to choose"
Presicley!
I agree
@King Taka I'm Irish so you and I are not so different
True
3:16 When the kid reminds the teacher about homework