Jerry: Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kind of gets me down. I look around and think, "Well it's a little bit smaller now." And I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. It just keeps coming in and coming in. Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer. I don't even know where the wall outlets are anymore. I just look for, like, a lump with two slots in it. It kind of looks like a pig. He's trying to push his way through from the other side. That's where I plug in. My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control. That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy -- just hurtling through space in your living room, watching TV. That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen. They'd come over Friday nights... Klingon boxing. Got to be there.
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George’s story had that guy weak at the knees! 😂
Jerry: Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kind of gets me down. I look around and think, "Well it's a little bit smaller now." And I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. It just keeps coming in and coming in. Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer. I don't even know where the wall outlets are anymore. I just look for, like, a lump with two slots in it. It kind of looks like a pig. He's trying to push his way through from the other side. That's where I plug in. My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control. That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy -- just hurtling through space in your living room, watching TV. That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen. They'd come over Friday nights... Klingon boxing. Got to be there.
Wow! Amazing job remembering/writing all that! Have a great holiday!
@@seinfeldclips Happy Festivus!
Andrea Doria*
i didnt follow, why did the new guy get the apt instead of george????