Obama Says Goodbye & Trump (Allegedly) Gets a "Golden Shower": The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- President Obama delivers his farewell address, and BuzzFeed leaks a dossier claiming that Russian hackers have video evidence of Donald Trump engaging in urine play.
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Who thinks trumps probably gonna get impeached.
muzi rahman one can dream
muzi rahman most likely he will
No way, I don't want a fucking President Pence.
muzi rahman hopefully it's for Treason
clovehitch Impeachment is a better thing. Because if Trump is assassinated Pence becomes president...and he apparently is as bad or even worse than Trump...
I feel like Trevor is the unofficial son that Obama never had
E-hab Lali yeah, the site Obama would never show, because he's too busy being president. (Meanwhile Trump *cough*).
Trevor's boss.
E-hab Lali haha yes
I don't know. Nobody knows. But, people are talking...
He is the love child of Bill Clinton and Obama.
choncy barbosa a lot of people says...😂😂
As a person from a hardcore southern Republican state, I just want to say thank you to President Obama for handling the title and office of the President with such class and devotion. Agreeing or disagreeing on his stances aside, he's exceeded the meaning of Presidential. I'm gonna miss my boy Barry O. Thanks for the last 8 years Chief 🇺🇸
MisterPayneS
Awwww! That is so adult and intelligent - restores my faith in humanity! Well done, you.
MisterPayneS tru!
He is not your boy!
MisterPayneS I love obama
Bernie will be dead by then, try again!
I love seeing the comments on Trevor's videos. It makes me feel a little more sane, and a little less alone.
gtgrandom your not alone!! we are in for a long winter!!
Me too
Yeah reading these comments AIN'T for the BUTTHURT 😒 and it's not just under Trevor's videos TRUST AND BELIEVE!
The fact that deep down inside we're all thinking "yeah, thats probably something Trump would do" speaks volumes.
Trump is going to give us literal "Trickle Down" economics and now we know exactly why he likes it so much.
Mark G - Good one! ROFL.
He is not only going to piss on the poor. He probably will enjoy it too.
And when the world needed him most he vanished... f knows when we discover the next good president
Darren Mahabir but i believe bernie can save the world
Darren Mahabir long live orange lord trump
XD
Darren Mahabir bernie sanders
Lily Vasquez or atleast america
i would imagine the tape would be released on wiki"leaks".......
Alan Sinclair Have you seen Colberts 'trickle' of jokes about this? You're bound to enjoy the 'golden' opportunities it opens up for humor that will make you piss yourself...! =D
Alan Sinclair Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂
I see what you did there👉
Alan Sinclair why would Russia send WikiLeaks this type of footage?
Yeah, they would post it to PornHub. :D
+Alan Sinclair Or better Golden"leaks"!
I always thought Donald was taking the piss out of America by running for president.
But not this literally.
Am I the only innocent person, that actually had to google "Golden Shower"?
Unfortunately, no. You are not the only one.
We will never be the same again.
naomi walton Never.
No I had to google it to. Never will be the same
So if none of you were alive during the R.Kelly trial. Now me at the tender age of 17 have known what a golden shower is since 12
Patrick nope, and I'm almost 26.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol
made ma day
muzi rahman
Ha!!!! 😎😎😎😎
Ten billion? More like.... I dunno, but I think her estimates are off :D
muzi rahman lmaooo
muzi rahman 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
This *leak* really has been a Golden opportunity for comedians. This may turn out to be be trump's yellow watergate. I guess his supporters were right about one thing though he just wants to shower them with his Golden success.
Why you gotta go there but it was faked???
That's funny man, I knew Trump was a joke but this brings it to another level.
Why you gotta go there time to give these racist fools a taste of their own fake news medicine.
Why you gotta go there The punsssssss😂😂😂
Why you gotta go there
*Golden Gate*. 😎😎😎
Say goodbye to common sense, human rights and a respected USA.
Just the average One sense*
Just the average One *sense
Just the average One Are you going back to Saudi Arabia??? Bye!🙋
Just the average One "Respected"
Just the average One ***sense
Haven't tuned into this show for a long time, but the new host is great
Guess we know the real reason he liked Wiki-"leaks"
I bet Trump is PISSED 😂😂😂😂
We should be nice to Trump it's national kiss a ginger day today I bet that's why Twitter has been very quite today.
PACKbeatz ....ON instead of OFF!!!!(sorry,couldnt help myself)😂🚿😂🚿
PACKbeatz you know that you are
Hostshot _qo about what? lol
bitz
I really hope that the Golden Showers rumors are true.
Sure, it would be nice, but it doesn't really matter. Just knowing that people believe it, or want to believe it, is enough to drive him crazy. Isn't it wonderful?
Does that say more about Trump or more about you (and Trevor)?
Same people that did the intel on FIFA and they haven't been wrong yet.
Chris Steele was one of MI6's Russian experts, making him one of the brightest minds in western IC on Russia and he spent about 20 working the UK Embassy in Moscow, building up all sorts of contacts in the country
Adam Shahab me too
It's trump, it might as well be
Trump's pissed about the shower of leaks lately. Can we expect another live streaming news conference? Either way, Trump, urine deep trouble now.
Bwahahaha. Perfect.
JimmyG, ha-ha! I wizz you had come up with more of those!
JimmyG you sir, deserve a cookie.
MysticZ Its a pun, a joke. We know it may not be true but at least its funny. Don't get so pissed off just because you support trump.
More like pissed on.
I never miss a golden opportunity... priceless...😂😂😂😂😂
Trevor before Trump: "I don't say this often, but I do not agree with the president"
Trevor during Trump: ...
Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
🤣
Self Made Trillin where's the #Factz
Self Made Trillin ..... that was great
Self Made Trillin jamal isn't a muslim name
Actually, Jim Knopf, Jamal is a very common name in the Arabic world and in Islam. Jamal is a direct Quranic name for boys that means “beauty”. It is used in verse 16:6 of the Quran.
I'll be honest, I don't think Trump can be blackmailed. He's said and done so much crazy stuff, I don't think he'd give in.
Ionlymadethistoleavecoments
Ummmm - that's not how it works. His credibility - which he's never had to begin with - is so compromised he could never be of any use in the White House. It's over.
Ionlymadethistoleavecoments - That's probably what happened, lol.
I'm so sorry Kathleen, we will not be rid of him quite that easily...it's gonna be a long, ugly battle to the day we no longer have to endure this imbecile in the White House.
Kathleen Coulson you don't need to be credible. You just need for people to believe in you.
+Kathleen Coulson he's really just a reality TV guy and rich by inheritance.
What is Trumps favourite ice cream flavour?
pisstachio
Lol you nut
Mc3BAL hahahaha. oh yes. you're a good one. god bless you
+lightsoul007 Pee nut.
strawbe-wee
this low key made my day
if Russia really "leaked" that video. That's gotta be the most weirdest cause why WWIII starts 😂😂
LOL
"I don't know, nobody knows, but the people are talking" 👏👏👏
God I hope Trump gets bombarded by hilarious fake news
AWildNintenerd he did the same during the campaign and karma is a 🐕
For trump everything that is not praise is fake news
AWildNintenerd he already is, but there's just no fucking way to tell what's real.
AWildNintenerd he has
AWildNintenerd and real news.
The sad thing is that even if the Golden Showers story isn't true, it's not crazy enough not to be. There is no question about his integrity on whether if he would do it or not, the question is that if there is proof or not. In all honesty, what the crap?
Stephen Garcia - not crap.. pee! ROFL.
hahahaha true story
Well we don't know if it is a true story, but
The story is quite real as the source is as good as sources come. The golden shower part is the least damning of the revelations though.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
Stephen Garcia
"Forget the press, read the internet!" Donald J. Trump
Hahaha. That was Donnie Boy at his brilliant best. Hope he's reading these comments.
Alex Treviño Except that part! That part wants to....(cmon DJT, think of something to rile em up),...take your guns!
Abdallah Nawawi waterpistols?
Pee shooters.
Alex Treviño Peeping tump is to Funny and thinking we accept it is insanity. . Children need protection
Everyone likes using the naming scheme of watergate to name new scandals, like gamergate, pizzagate, etc.
Well this is one instance in which watergate works pretty well without needing to be changed
Pissygate or Goldengate
I'm 25 and naive i guess, and the fact that the president elect is the reason I had to google golden showers is insane!!!! This man makes me sick! disgusts me!
this gives new meaning to Golden Boy!
He likes a golden opportunity.
qwikvr6gti David Beckham needs to trademark his nickname
Damn Trevor you killed it again!
Since I can't marry Obama, can I have Trevor please ...
catrionaakacat um Trevor and I are married, he just doesn't talk to the public about it... Sorry guys 😜
Layla B we gonna fight... dems fighting words
catrionaakacat can we have joint custody? Like each have him 3-4 days a week and then we rotate weekends ?
Trevor, this was your funniest segment yet. I literally laughed out loud at your impression of Trump standing in the plane door. Good work, man.
I am actually related to Ted Cruz lol. My grandpa’s cousin’s son is Ted Cruz. I am super liberal and actually LGBTQ+
4:16 "I never miss a golden opportunity" Ayyyyy lmao
shouldnt it be Curb Urinethusiasm rather than Curb urineEnthusiasm?
Yeah, I would guess the writers would regret that if they caught it...but they needed the "E" in enthusiasm capitalized so it's easier to read.
mae I had the same thought. I haven't even watched the video yet, but came straight to the comments to see if anyone else had caught that.
No, it's that way intentionally because of the show "Curb your Enthusiasm"!
i love trevor since his comedey stand up shows and he still hilarious
Alec Baldwin better makethe best out of this golden shower leak. I don't think Don the Con will be able to live this one down. His whole narcisssitic shell must be beginning to splinter. It really is up to us to keep chipping away at this ego maniac. Trumpee dee doo da Trumpee dee day....
And how did that go for you?
www.mediamatters.org/research/2017/02/24/media-outlets-respond-solidarity-white-house-s-decision-bar-several-outlets-press-briefing/215466
Donald Trumpee or Donald Trumpiss? 😮
L Galicki #PEEOTUS
stelle202 Lol! 😂
Good one! 👌
love you Trevor
Maybe that's how trump looks orange
A golden shower twice a day
I think we all know why Trump has gold colored skin.
More like piss color
Trevor you are great. I love your show. keep up the good show and never stop talking about him.
clever criticism and hurtful truth!!!!!
If you just look at how he carried himself in his press conference that should be warning enough that we're in for a bumpy ride. Buckle in!
MisterPayneS Donald, don't you dare open that Nuka Cola in my car!
Come on Trevor, don't quote Buzzfeed.
He said about 3 or 4 times during the video that there's no way of proving that the information in the article is true as there is no evidence to support it, he wasn't using it as evidence he was using the article as the foundation of his joke.
donovan Dave
Uh yea? And your point would be? Here's my point: I don't care if it's a total fabrication. I'm just going to sit back and watch the shit storm.
Kathleen Coulson - Since when has the truth mattered to donald? LMAO.
Ellaine Anderson
I'm on your side - you replied to the wrong post. The truth is a completely foreign concept to the Orange one. We agree!!
donovan Dave Yeah I understand that, and I did comment that before finishing the video, but I think using the same techniques as Donald (even to point out the flaws in Trumps past) isn't really helpful and spreads misinformation. I mean now that most of Buzzfeed's shit was proven fake, what happens when a story very similar to this comes out and it's TRUE this time? I feel like this is a dangerous "boy who cried wolf" scenario and that worries me.
what did news agencies even report on before Trump? I can't freaking remember anymore
You doing good, Trevor. When I first watched you at the onset of your career at the Daily Show, I was worried that the DS was pretty much over.... But you're proving yourself, man. Keep doing good work.
i have literally only known Obama as my president for as long as I knew what a president was. I miss his ways so much
Somalia is the greatest country ever !!!
5 minutes more and you claim Somalia is the leader of the free world.
yall got some nice food and all but i dont think you are
y right yahuud
pray_laith y write pray?
I say fuck Israel.
Notification Squad, where you at? 🔥🔥🔥
Thunder #1 Here
That sucking swirling sound you're hearing is Trump's Presidency going down the drain 😃
There are more important things to discuss than an unsubstantiated report on Buzzfeed...but this IS a comedy show. And it's not like TDS made the story up themselves.
If you want more important things discussed, you might want to go to a news outlet, not a comedy network.
Maybe if news outlets weren't so desperately trying to be like Fox News, then fewer people would look towards comedy shows.
Gunman610 lol, they're getting pissed at a comedy late night talk show commenting and joking about the news. aww, that's too bad. they need to change the channel or scroll on down if this stuff hurts their feelings. I see there are a lot of Tomi followers making the snowflake reference...
Little boy Trump won't make it to 2020.
***** though I'm not a Hillary supporter, Russia helped Trump get elected so that makes his "victory" illegitimate.
***** negative, our intelligence agencies have already proven that it happened. I'm sure you think everything negative about your boy Trump is untrue and anything good about him is true. I expect that from his supporters. But everything about Obama's birth certificate and Harvard transcripts that Donald claims was true right? I already knew how your story is gonna go so just save it.
+drakeman neither will the country. It's been one week and The-Satan-In=Chief has already started the country on the path to ruin! We'll be lucky to make it to the summer!
+Courtney Henley I'm not a fan of trump but the guy above me is right
Hyperbole, Hysteria and total lies.
He's doing exactly what he said he'd do.
Tomi Lahren met Trevor off the Internet and got blacked
Dude, you don't know how. You much I want to believe that!
you know what they say karma is a bitch that will come back to hunt you.
I wonder if Michelle remembered to pick up her gift from Melania, or if it's just laying there, on some chair....
queenbeethatme100 she left it just in case Melania tries to plagiarise again
"Including my uncle"
Omg..you got me man..😂😂😂
Everyone's talking about the piss, but no one seems to focus on the fact that the report basically says Trump committed treason.
This video is absolute gold.
That shower joke was very sneaky Trevor, very sneaky indeed.
So thats how Trump gets his complexion.
Excellent, Trevor.
That thing at the end with Kellyanne is the best thing that has ever been on this show - I could watch it for hours ! Thank you.
Why are you talking about this? We know that none of this is true. The daily show should be above buzzfeed journalism.
Trevor's not saying he did it, he's just saying it's all over the place.
Karma is Real. Where were you when TrumPee was pushing the birther BS. The right had pizzagate, now the left has GoldenGate and probability of it been true is VERY HIGH considering Trump behaviour. And he pissed off the intelligence community so he is fucked if it's true LOL
UnThInK The probability of it being true is NOT high AT ALL. These reports are completely unfounded and were dismissed due to being completely unverifiable.
UnThInK Not to mention that the story is completely nonsensical and involves characters that were never even in the positions that the story complains them to be in.
UnThInK KARMA?!?! So you're the new right then, huh? I guess that the Daily Show is now FOX news? Is CNN Fox and Friends? You neoprogressives are pathetic. Absolutely no ethical standards. You are the same rabble rousing, party line towing, unthinking political dimwits who are more than happy to treat world events like a joke.
his obama accent is soo good. lol. live trevor
Calm down people. You wanted a real Hunger Strike game and you got it. now sit back and enjoy the show, involving you.
Wow, you slayed that!!! I am totally gobsmacked by the fallout from this history-defining moment...
I'm not from America but wish to say thank you Obama,you made the world a better place.
also to my fellow humans from America,good luck, we all gonna need it
Vahid Farahani exactly and thank you we're doing our best lol
That's probably how he dyes his hair...
forget about his hair being golden, look at his skin. He must have been wearing goggles.
Trevor, you are unique buddy.
I never watched Trevor Noah before. This guy rocks I love this show.
Exactly!! "Who knows?!" Touché! ❤️
Drinking apple juice as I am watching this! Looking down into my cup!
That would explain the "spray tan"
Obama please pardon snowden I beg you name of free speech like if you agreed
Ha Ha Ha!! That was brilliant! You guys really nailed it. Flash back to Seinfeld: "... allegedly received a golden shower... not that there's anything wrong with that!"
wow I completely forgot that Trump used the National Enquirer as a source kms
Well that explains why his face is so orange all the time.
I'm early let me think of a joke . . .
The United States of America
I'm glad Russia decided to leak Sherlock instead of that video.
Distraction got dude in the justice department without notice.
Abourmt 6 years before Mr Obama ran for the presidency, I watched him on tv giving a speech, and as I listened to him, my heart began to get this strong feeling about him, and I remember turning to my husband and telling him that he, Obama, one day would be president of the USA. When he ran for office, my husband and I spoke about what I had told him years earlier. He did the best job and ALWAYS made us proud to be americans!
WASNT THIS PROVEN FALSE?
+StartAndPlay No, it couldn't be confirmed, but with TrumPe creapy personality, it couldn't be debunked as well.
Do you have an source for it ?
The source is as good as sources come. It's quite real.
Christopher David Steele is a former British spy who co-founded a respected London-based investigative firm, Orbis Business Intelligence, Ltd. He prepared the report.
Mr. Steele and Orbis have previously investigated corruption at FIFA for the FBI and cracked the corruption.
Chris Steele has never to anyone's knowledge, released a report of finding that was later viewed as untrue or in any way able to diminish his reputation.
StartAndPlay Wasn't the birther thing proven false?
I still can't believe Obama's gone. He's been president for basically my whole life, and now, we have Trump.
As a liberal I gotta say, this comment section sounds just like right-wing comment sections over the last 8 years, just trade "Trump" for "Obama". Please, fellow lefties, don't succumb to this knee-jerk anti-Trump echo chamber thing. Yeah he's an asshole, but try to reach out to the other side, engage in some real arguments. Don't just sit in your own little bubble and congratulate yourselves on how wonderful and progressive you are.
kingluke2 Tell that to Trump supporters who bring up lies and can't take when Trump gets criticize
Well if they're assholes, don't be like them.
I missed a lot of The Daily Show when it was current because l didn't have Internet. I go to bed early.
Brilliant. Killed it.
Now that explain the color of his hair#goldenshower
His hair and skin IS the color of dried urine. It's that same off neon orange.
My sex life is so vanilla even the 70 year-old President is more adventurous than me.
14 views, 15 likes....
Henr Y RUclips logic
Henr Y 25,277 views, 2000k likes, 82 dislikes
I hardly view that as a noteworthy anomaly. The data could have lagged and some more people came in and liked after the views were counted, but before the likes were counted. More of a computer bug when you deal with a platform taking data from thousands of people per second. Call back when it is 14,000 and 15,000.
I blame that on the new youtube comment system. To respond to this comment, I had to reopen then entire video in a new tab, and if this thread had a lot of comments, I would ahve never bothered responding. Your comment appeared above my early comment, and this appears above my own previous comments. The system is fucked right now. Usually, you see a ton of comments from people arguing in the threads, which is now very, very hard now.
Just clicking on the bell used to be the easier method. And I've never really messed with google +.
why can't you make this show available to the entire world?
I wouldn't really trust Buzzfeed News
President-PEElect
Damn I'm early.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, crying while eating a gallon of ice cream, asking myself where it all went wrong.
What I find most funny, considering the Orange Golden Shower, is that he finally got a "star" to perform at his inauguration. It is...and I Am Not Joking... R. Kelly. [insert your own joke here]. Seriously, R. Kelly is performing. I don't know how much he's getting yet, but I wonder if more 'showers' are involved.
This video is GOLD.