The worst part of climbing Everest is once you get to the top you don't have hardly any time to enjoy your victory because you need to quickly climb back down if you want to survive.
A message to Press Starts comment from 5 months ago.....That is unless you take a high elevation suppliment that helps your body counter those effects. I know becuase I summited everest, and had what is most likely the worlds best high elevation suppliment courtesy of our nepal everest mountain guides. Who always climb everest in February, to avoid all the traffic and clogs of people at the camps. Frosbite salve for the face, the best cold weather clothing, and the high elevation suppliment. Every February, Mt Everest had a 6-10 day stretch of perfect weather for that mountain. Winds are only at 30-60 mph max, the sun is completely out most of that time, and your not going to feel the cold at all, other then a small part of your face, with the right clothing. With the anti frosbite salve, wont have to worry about frostbsite either. And with the elevation suppliment, you can eat properly most of the climb until you get above camp 4 and close to the summit. Then you just fast for 12-16 hours instead of 20 plus hours, and eat like a king when you get back down to camp 4. A good high elevation suppliment for the body, makes an extreme difference. And it is VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO TAKE. Why? Even the people who successfully summit everest during the time many other people are climbing, get stuck in a long traffic jam near the top where the body is most vunerable to the extreme elevation, these people have long term health issues that they deal with off and on long after they summit mt everest. If they are very healthy by eating the best diet for their bodies, and are aware of the best natural health methods, they will counter the long term health effects with ease, but for those who are not aware of these methods to keep themselves as healthy as possible, and this includes cold showers, and good deep breathing exercises, then it wont be good. Methods outside of what most people know(especially in America), are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, when climbing everest. So please share this information with everyone you know. The guy above had mostly good information, but with everest, you must stay away from the mainstream american medical system, if you take immunizations and antibiotics, do not attempt everest until you break away from those and go to natural health methods. This is my best advice to anyone of you wo attempt to climb everest, Peace and higher good to all of you. Power of highest infinite good in the universe be with us all.
Sherpas do so much of the leg work associated with the climb. Multiple trips between camps to bring/gather supplies. The Sherpas are also the only people regularly on Everest to equally as regularly offer assistance to troubled climbers and tourist's. I'm sure their culture has a supplement that's in some way associated with but maybe not relative to an inhanced tolerance for altitude. That being said if one of so many pembas offered me said supplement I would unflinchingly take it and feel better. I'm certain. I'm not certain however that the supplement would give me sherpa-human strength. If you look at the Eskimo people you'll begin to see trends in their physical appearance, short arms, short legs, and short necks... It's a trend that would translate to less surface area to dissipate heat. Thus they have whats effectively a more efficient heater. The trend was controlled by evolution or maybe selective breeding in that a less than efficient heater doesn't last long (i.e. Long/Tall Eskimos die) in their temperatures. I wouldn't think that the same trend would be found in Sherpas considering that in the only test I'm aware of (which wasn't on Everest or K2) an American Astronaut swallowed a thermometer which monitored his core temp and during exertion his body would reach possible hypERthermia temps and while only resting for a few seconds plummit to risking hypothermia. This core temp. limbo in an ASTRONAUT is a testament to nature's ability to remain fluid. If I had to name a similar trend to the Eskimos Its gotta rekate to efficient use of body heat AND ovygen so it almost rules out anything but an inhanced efficiency in their mitochondria. Oh and BALLS. THEY'RE THE BALLS.
When I was a kid, I always thought people just climb until they either get to the top or get too overwhelmed or something then they just take out a large sled and go down. I was wrong but it sounds dope.
The worst part of climbing Everest asides from the fact that you're *climbing Everest* is the fact that the path is littered with dozens of bodies. It's too tough to remove them. Also the fact that you might be subjected to moral dilemmas that involve leaving people behind to die.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ in dota it's like medium but i am talking about solo mmr so it's really hard to find player to cooperate with, best players in world are around 7000-9000 (in cs you could say the ppl that win championship) and like just normal global elite player is like 5000mmr in dota
Hey missed the critical point to keep in mind: You need to survive the death zone on your way up, but also on your way down. It's not just over yet when you reach the summit.
The legendary Tenzing Norkay hailed from China/Tibet. Tenzing ascended Mount Everest with the blessings of his multiple wives, as is customary of the Sherpa lifestyle. He lived to 71 years. Tenzing and Sir Edmund peaked the summit without acetazolamide nor oxygen tanks- an impressive feat
dress up as an raccoon, try to climb on it's back or belly and just be as cute as possible before you know it, you'll have him kill all those pesky hippies and justin bieber
Easy 1.Throw all heavy stuff in the water 2. If you have a life jacket use it.If you dont have it ,Use some stuff that can float you 3. If you see a land , go .If you dont see any....ummm...just wait i guess
The timing I’ve always wondered- what do you do once you finally get to the top?? You could look at everything and feel proud of yourself, and maybe become somewhat famous for it but besides that there’s not much you could do from that point except for just- climbing back down
The descent from 8000 meter peaks is very very dangerous. People can get careless because they believe they have passed the hardest part and carelessness results in death.
50% of deaths on everest are on decent, what the video didn't mention is the summit attempts start at around 10pm-12am the night before the the planned summit time (it can take over two hours to get your gear ready and takes most people an hour just to strap boots and crampons) so if you plan to leave at 10 you are getting ready from around 8pm. Most don't reach the summit til after 12pm the next day, so you have already spent over 12 hours climbing in the death zone before you even start descending (and have probably been awake for nearly 20 hours), this is so you can descend in the daylight as doing it in the dark is practically considered suicide when you are that fatigued. If you read the plaques left for people that have died on everest most say "died on descent from summit". However more people die by avalanche then they do falling, exposure or altitude.
The world's tallest mountain is actually Mauna Kea in Hawaii. It is mostly below sea level though. Everest is still the highest in terms of elevation though.
can u guys plz tell me that what is the frst step to climb mt.everest ..like what should i do for this ..i am a student ..but i have a desire to climb ..but i have no idea about this ..plzz anyone knows abt this ??
The adorable part in this is that people actually do have such an attitude towards it. Hence the fatality rate. 'Let's have a vacation?' 'Where do you feel like goign? 'Oh I don't know, why not everest, see what the bargains are like'
You can't survive inside a whale's stomach dumbass. If you do happen to be eaten by a whale, it'll squash you against the roof of it's mouth with it's tongue. If you do however survive that, very few, if any whales have a large enough throat to swallow you.
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The worst part of climbing Everest is once you get to the top you don't have hardly any time to enjoy your victory because you need to quickly climb back down if you want to survive.
A message to Press Starts comment from 5 months ago.....That is unless you take a high elevation suppliment that helps your body counter those effects. I know becuase I summited everest, and had what is most likely the worlds best high elevation suppliment courtesy of our nepal everest mountain guides. Who always climb everest in February, to avoid all the traffic and clogs of people at the camps. Frosbite salve for the face, the best cold weather clothing, and the high elevation suppliment. Every February, Mt Everest had a 6-10 day stretch of perfect weather for that mountain. Winds are only at 30-60 mph max, the sun is completely out most of that time, and your not going to feel the cold at all, other then a small part of your face, with the right clothing. With the anti frosbite salve, wont have to worry about frostbsite either. And with the elevation suppliment, you can eat properly most of the climb until you get above camp 4 and close to the summit. Then you just fast for 12-16 hours instead of 20 plus hours, and eat like a king when you get back down to camp 4. A good high elevation suppliment for the body, makes an extreme difference. And it is VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO TAKE. Why? Even the people who successfully summit everest during the time many other people are climbing, get stuck in a long traffic jam near the top where the body is most vunerable to the extreme elevation, these people have long term health issues that they deal with off and on long after they summit mt everest. If they are very healthy by eating the best diet for their bodies, and are aware of the best natural health methods, they will counter the long term health effects with ease, but for those who are not aware of these methods to keep themselves as healthy as possible, and this includes cold showers, and good deep breathing exercises, then it wont be good. Methods outside of what most people know(especially in America), are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, when climbing everest. So please share this information with everyone you know. The guy above had mostly good information, but with everest, you must stay away from the mainstream american medical system, if you take immunizations and antibiotics, do not attempt everest until you break away from those and go to natural health methods. This is my best advice to anyone of you wo attempt to climb everest, Peace and higher good to all of you. Power of highest infinite good in the universe be with us all.
I have a hard time believing that an idiot that has spelled the word "supplement " wrong about 50 times has 70 grand to climb Everest.
Sherpas do so much of the leg work associated with the climb. Multiple trips between camps to bring/gather supplies. The Sherpas are also the only people regularly on Everest to equally as regularly offer assistance to troubled climbers and tourist's. I'm sure their culture has a supplement that's in some way associated with but maybe not relative to an inhanced tolerance for altitude. That being said if one of so many pembas offered me said supplement I would unflinchingly take it and feel better. I'm certain. I'm not certain however that the supplement would give me sherpa-human strength. If you look at the Eskimo people you'll begin to see trends in their physical appearance, short arms, short legs, and short necks... It's a trend that would translate to less surface area to dissipate heat. Thus they have whats effectively a more efficient heater. The trend was controlled by evolution or maybe selective breeding in that a less than efficient heater doesn't last long (i.e. Long/Tall Eskimos die) in their temperatures. I wouldn't think that the same trend would be found in Sherpas considering that in the only test I'm aware of (which wasn't on Everest or K2) an American Astronaut swallowed a thermometer which monitored his core temp and during exertion his body would reach possible hypERthermia temps and while only resting for a few seconds plummit to risking hypothermia. This core temp. limbo in an ASTRONAUT is a testament to nature's ability to remain fluid. If I had to name a similar trend to the Eskimos Its gotta rekate to efficient use of body heat AND ovygen so it almost rules out anything but an inhanced efficiency in their mitochondria. Oh and BALLS. THEY'RE THE BALLS.
And what stings is descending is the hardest part of climbing the mountain.
Press Start No Sometimes they use choppers
Could you make a "How to climb down from Everest" any time soon? I followed this one and might have a problem here...
Darius der Rote walk down play the video in reverse if need be
+Evan Erickson nyc one
Just reverse the guide
snowboard down of what you can and walk the rest
im coming
The animation in this video is pretty dank
dank as dem memes tho
Agreed, top notch as always!
best compliment ever.
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2022
Step 0.5:
Know what country Mount Everest is in.
Stephen Flowerday Love from NePAL :)
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@@ninjaminecraft123 iS ThAt A rEfErEnCe??
Snow (Just a joke)
*spents 70,000 dollors to climb everest*
*steps on the mountain*
Im bailing out
Why would you spend 70,000 dollars
@@ssssSTopmotion because that's how much it costs to climb it
Spends 70k to become a landmark for future climbers
When I was a kid, I always thought people just climb until they either get to the top or get too overwhelmed or something then they just take out a large sled and go down. I was wrong but it sounds dope.
A sled sounds dope highly dangerous but dope
😂
What if you're tripping on acid when you get to the death zone? Will you hallucinate twice as much?
Dope
Go to sleep bro
nahh it cancels out i reckon
Snow Ballz i
Imagine being the first to pop acid on the summit of everest.
The worst part of climbing Everest asides from the fact that you're *climbing Everest* is the fact that the path is littered with dozens of bodies. It's too tough to remove them. Also the fact that you might be subjected to moral dilemmas that involve leaving people behind to die.
Every body on Everest was once a very motivated person.
3:07 Yes I definitely need condoms to climb Mount Everest.
They're essential.
Ya never know
I rather raw dog it
Yes, nobody would know when we need that lol
still easier than climbing ranked
smoggie Stuck in Bronze hell...
git gud
stuck in 3600mmr :/
??? thats like top challenger ???
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
in dota it's like medium but i am talking about solo mmr so it's really hard to find player to cooperate with, best players in world are around 7000-9000 (in cs you could say the ppl that win championship) and like just normal global elite player is like 5000mmr in dota
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If you just ask people for theirs advice and still don't do it by your own will,when will you make it?
Sorry I'm bad at English
You gotta earn your GMPs for that one
I watched this when I was really little, and I told my mom I had a dream to climb Mount Everest. My mom looked at me like "Wtf"
Lets climb it together
Hey missed the critical point to keep in mind: You need to survive the death zone on your way up, but also on your way down. It's not just over yet when you reach the summit.
The animation is OUTSTANDING Andy! Good Job!
The quality had to be highest, considering the mountain we're conquering
stoopid.
*ba dum tss*
U are
AndyMogren Woow, that mountainroute animation was AMAZING, greetings from Germany
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The legendary Tenzing Norkay hailed from China/Tibet. Tenzing ascended Mount Everest with the blessings of his multiple wives, as is customary of the Sherpa lifestyle. He lived to 71 years. Tenzing and Sir Edmund peaked the summit without acetazolamide nor oxygen tanks- an impressive feat
Nepal.
So mt. Everest will go into space eventually
uhh yes fck thats scary
Jackattack 4707 yup
Now that you say it...
KingMonkeyGaming Lol i was joking. But yeah thw first part about the 1/3 of inch i mean it
Sven Stopford yes it will, if it gets enough confident it will poke moon in it's butt one day
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Honestly I have to spend like 3 months 70 grand to basically go and die just so people say congratulations once and forget me later ....seems legit
you do it for yourself
@Kirbyex7 bruh I just read my comment after 2 years and almost had a aneurysm 😂😂😂
Awesome video! Keep it up!!
They didn’t keep it up :c
@@ScaryMonsters1993 they’re back
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Joe, you don't know what you're talking about. All you need to climb mount Everest is...
*a pair of crocs*
not even underwear
Um mr Johnsfilms it's in n...Nepal!
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Tip: you should live in Nepal for a while and climb other mountains like K2 and Annapurna, which are both dangerous
Why climb Mount Everest when u can just /tp
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This is why I need a epic how to
dress up as an raccoon, try to climb on it's back or belly and just be as cute as possible
before you know it, you'll have him kill all those pesky hippies and justin bieber
I see what you did there
1. Pop out his eyes and brain
2. Play Terraria
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AMUSED ALEXANDER you swim
Easy
1.Throw all heavy stuff in the water
2. If you have a life jacket use it.If you dont have it ,Use some stuff that can float you
3. If you see a land , go .If you dont see any....ummm...just wait i guess
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ArcadeAwesome Ranger use the Force
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from looking at the thumbnail i thought Jake Gyllenhaal was going to demonstrate how he climbed mount everest
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The timing I’ve always wondered- what do you do once you finally get to the top?? You could look at everything and feel proud of yourself, and maybe become somewhat famous for it but besides that there’s not much you could do from that point except for just- climbing back down
hi there is no point to it, as explained in the summit of the gods ending
my friend climbed mount everest, so proud of him. and one of his team mate climber just have ONE HAND to climb that mountain, that's insane
Wow! This is your best animation yet, Andy. It is very impressing !!! Well done!!
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Does anyone notice the condom at 3:08 when he says and more lol😂😂
Yeah... I noticed that now...😂😂
Did you also notice the "climbing" harness?
Haha at first I did'nt
to store water :/
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I love these animations! Thanks for making these!
I’m 11 and I really want to climb Mount Everest by the time I am 35
Jilly Larson Why 35 of all ages tho
I like how he said "and its getting taller every year about 1/3 of an inch" three years later oh my gosh its grown an inch
Me: Hey I climbed Mount Everest!
Person: Don't believe it. How far?
Me: One foot!
Holy moly Andy, u killed this one!!
gracias amigo.
U are senpai
Dominik David Hihihihi
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Win Hof: Laughs in impossibility to run out of oxygen and freeze.
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You forgot about how to get down from there. Must be easier but for sure is not 100% safe.
Bruno Coelho It may be even harder to climb down the highest point
The descent from 8000 meter peaks is very very dangerous. People can get careless because they believe they have passed the hardest part and carelessness results in death.
It's harder to get down then up
50% of deaths on everest are on decent, what the video didn't mention is the summit attempts start at around 10pm-12am the night before the the planned summit time (it can take over two hours to get your gear ready and takes most people an hour just to strap boots and crampons) so if you plan to leave at 10 you are getting ready from around 8pm. Most don't reach the summit til after 12pm the next day, so you have already spent over 12 hours climbing in the death zone before you even start descending (and have probably been awake for nearly 20 hours), this is so you can descend in the daylight as doing it in the dark is practically considered suicide when you are that fatigued. If you read the plaques left for people that have died on everest most say "died on descent from summit". However more people die by avalanche then they do falling, exposure or altitude.
Jump
Hmm you should eat chocolate when climbing Everest. Sign me up
Thanks I'll get started tomorrow. But I may have to watch this one more time.
Man, if Hillary had told me she climbed mount Everest I would have voted for her.
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If I had $70 thousand dollars to climb a rock I certainly wouldn't be turning to this guy to learn how to
do you need you oxygen to be at a certain temperature in your oxygen tank?
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you forgot to mention all the dead bodies that are up there
No we didn't. It's talked about twice.
sorry lol it totally just flew past my mind
A cryo-necrophiliacs dream....
H-HIDE?! IS THAT YOU
J. C B nobody is safe
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The world's tallest mountain is actually Mauna Kea in Hawaii. It is mostly below sea level though. Everest is still the highest in terms of elevation though.
can u guys plz tell me that what is the frst step to climb mt.everest ..like what should i do for this ..i am a student ..but i have a desire to climb ..but i have no idea about this ..plzz anyone knows abt this ??
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carlos herrera
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If I were to climb Everest I would put two flags up top. One with a giant troll face and the other saying "Have a nice walk back down :)."
Just remember, once you get to the top, you're only half way done with your climb and you forgot your skiis! 😂
Do how to survive a world
war
When he said “and more” did they show a picture of condoms 😂
Yes.
Look at the top right corner at 3:08
A condom to have sex with the mountain.
What is that?
Poopa
condom lol
Everest Mile Club
The adorable part in this is that people actually do have such an attitude towards it. Hence the fatality rate.
'Let's have a vacation?'
'Where do you feel like goign?
'Oh I don't know, why not everest, see what the bargains are like'
Please bring these back
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Its not the tallest its the highest
in that case it doesnt matter
So what's the highest? It can't be the underwater ones, can it.
Mount Kilauea is technically the tallest mountain because a lot of it is submerged.
TawnyOwl Yeah, that ran through my mind. But why isn't is as popular?
+Joshua Osei because its submerged. People count the one that is above sea level.
i honestly thought at the end you are gonna say "good luck getting down! that is when MOST death on Mount Everest occur!"
How to survive inside a whale's stomach?
Nightoracle O I don't think there is any way of doing that
Nightoracle O you take cartons waaayyy to seriously.
You can't survive inside a whale's stomach dumbass. If you do happen to be eaten by a whale, it'll squash you against the roof of it's mouth with it's tongue. If you do however survive that, very few, if any whales have a large enough throat to swallow you.
Despite the size of its mouth, the dimensions of its throat are such that a blue whale cannot swallow an object wider than a beach ball.
wow
Why does the conclusion looks like from paramount? 😂
Colin John The logo is based on mt. everest
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in the 3d animation in 0:40, those two guys are not climbing Everest! Mt. Everest is the high one in the background
Thanks for the video. Would you mind to share what software you use to create your fantastic video?
Yeah but...
What about the climb down?
Dresden Brown hEliCoPtErS
umm, okay?
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3:08 really. condoms. ohh wait thats useful to keep warm
Hahaha!! I thought that was a map at a glance, nice catch.
Ur channel is actually awesome, keep up the good work!
What's the best side to climb in Mount Everest Nepal or China tibet
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Justchilli19 The kyea Just pray to god you will survive easy as eating pie.
Nicro Looes
:/
Did it
It's simple: USE THE GODDAMN PARACHUTE!!!!
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Why At the End You reached the top of Mount Everest Without Oxygen?
merry gunawan Because its is possible and has been done before
What type of genre of music is at 3:48 and onward. Thaaaanks
Trust me, climbing Mt Everest is a picnic. I did it last week. Promise.
You don’t. You slide down and die-
Uh I mean slide down and have fun and see green boots-
Oh I mean... sorry
3:08 condoms lol
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