One time when I was in 2nd grade, my appendix burst. My parents thought I was lying to get out of going to school, but it soon became clear that I was in real pain. They got me to the hospital where the doctors said I was hours away from death. I enjoyed that experience more than this movie.
If anything, people like James Rolfe, and Doug Walker have emboldened other nerds to think they’re hip and cool too. News flash: they’re not hip and cool, they’re cringe, and amongst the most awkward people I think I’ve ever seen
Welp, after Kickassia I didn't saw this one would be much worse, than Kickassia. It's a big cringe fest, but your commentary Joshstar making me watching this more tolerable. Anyways: Ich bin der Tisch, ich bin der Tisch! xD
Wow. That was quite a stream to put it quite simply. "Manduhluh" was from the AVGN's Beranstain Bears episode. I actually completely forgot about it until someone pointed it out to me. I do think it's a good episode, though.
Whenever I see any scenes from a Channel Awesome movie, I'm so thankful to our Technological Overlords that they've never given us access to Smell-O-Vision monitors! I mean we can still get the tinge of Axe body spray, Pickled Onions, B.O, Toe Jam, Crusty Socks and Pungent Sneakers, through the screen, ... but can we imagine how bad it would be if we were getting the full blast of that stank!?
Brave man, I have loved shit movies my whole life, before i even knew they were shit. But Doug's films demonstrated to me that i had no idea just how bad a movie could be, that even the worst pile of shite i enjoy watching is still a semi competent movie, Doug lowered the bar so low, its embarrassing even remembering he made movies. If i see a hotel hall way in a film now the first thing i think of is Doug, and AVGN's was just as bad, better, but fucking terrible, you cant open a movie with 50 different screen resolutions (RUclipsrs fawning over james scene), its insulting.
My biggest criticism of Doug Walker’s “movies” is a very simple one: at any given time, there are at least 10 people on the screen, doing nothing, and looking very uncomfortable and bored. When normal filmmakers and actors make an actual movie, they make sure that what the viewer sees on the screen is necessary for the story. So if there is a conversation between 2 people - even if there are 100 people in the room- the camera focuses on those 2 people alone. The director may then choose to insert a reaction shot to gauge the reaction of the crowd, but that’s usually a very short scene. I have no idea why Doug chose to do this, because it makes the whole project seem like something a 12-year old cobbled together. I guess it’s that “getting paid in exposure” nonsense Mike Michaud and the Walker brothers promised the “actors” instead of giving them a paycheck. Imagine building a career around criticizing movies, and then making several unwatchable and horribly tedious and shoddily made “movies”, proving that the proverb “those who can’t do teach” really holds water. Remember: in the early days when Nostalgia critic was just jokes and only scenes from the movies, everybody loved it. The moment he chose to insert long self-made skits into his reviews, people stopped liking Nostalgia critic. (And “Demo reel” was -if you can fathom it- in every way even worse than these anniversary movies. Just like James Rolfe, Doug thought his new projects would automatically gather positive reactions from his audience. Unlucky for him, all people with working eyes and ears quickly realized his ineptitude for making actual movies)
Yeah, Todd is awesome. His video about Edgar Winters and Mission Earth is one of my favorites, along with his Liz Phair Funstyle video. Oh, and Rick Dees and Disco Duck.
One time when I was in 2nd grade, my appendix burst. My parents thought I was lying to get out of going to school, but it soon became clear that I was in real pain. They got me to the hospital where the doctors said I was hours away from death.
I enjoyed that experience more than this movie.
Thanks again Josh, I would never watch this shit on my own, but your commentary made it tolerable 😂
If anything, people like James Rolfe, and Doug Walker have emboldened other nerds to think they’re hip and cool too. News flash: they’re not hip and cool, they’re cringe, and amongst the most awkward people I think I’ve ever seen
Cringe-bumps is my new favorite word. Danke für das Video, ich werde es mir jetzt den ganzen Vormittag lang anschauen.
ROTFL Doug and the others dancing at the beginning. It's even funnier than the 𝘒𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢 one.
I was so looking forward to this, NOW i don't know where to go what to do next. I'm lost.
2:50:55 - Drink whenever it ENDS... a nice way for you to clean up for life.
I feel like Doug made these movies so he could feel like he had a classroom size group of friends.
You'd think for a guy who reviews movies for a living, he'd understand the concept of "pacing".
You should stream Nostalgia Critic's commercial videos. That way you'll get a Doug stream and 90s commercial stream done at the same time.
I like the Suburban Knights theme song. La Sad Panda is pretty cool.
Underrated end credits song. The song by itself is pretty good.
Welp, after Kickassia I didn't saw this one would be much worse, than Kickassia. It's a big cringe fest, but your commentary Joshstar making me watching this more tolerable.
Anyways: Ich bin der Tisch, ich bin der Tisch! xD
Wow. That was quite a stream to put it quite simply. "Manduhluh" was from the AVGN's Beranstain Bears episode. I actually completely forgot about it until someone pointed it out to me. I do think it's a good episode, though.
Pronounced "MAN-duh-luh."
Dear god, that intro dance...ouch!
Nice shirt though!
Whenever I see any scenes from a Channel Awesome movie, I'm so thankful to our Technological Overlords that they've never given us access to Smell-O-Vision monitors!
I mean we can still get the tinge of Axe body spray, Pickled Onions, B.O, Toe Jam, Crusty Socks and Pungent Sneakers, through the screen,
... but can we imagine how bad it would be if we were getting the full blast of that stank!?
I bet they stink of sweat, a light tinge of armpit, and heavy amounts of axe
I dunno I bet Lindsey smelled lovely back then
If you fast forward deep into my all-year hyped and finally here Suburban Knights, you'll be Swingin' with Spirits.
Brave man, I have loved shit movies my whole life, before i even knew they were shit. But Doug's films demonstrated to me that i had no idea just how bad a movie could be, that even the worst pile of shite i enjoy watching is still a semi competent movie, Doug lowered the bar so low, its embarrassing even remembering he made movies. If i see a hotel hall way in a film now the first thing i think of is Doug, and AVGN's was just as bad, better, but fucking terrible, you cant open a movie with 50 different screen resolutions (RUclipsrs fawning over james scene), its insulting.
My biggest criticism of Doug Walker’s “movies” is a very simple one: at any given time, there are at least 10 people on the screen, doing nothing, and looking very uncomfortable and bored.
When normal filmmakers and actors make an actual movie, they make sure that what the viewer sees on the screen is necessary for the story. So if there is a conversation between 2 people - even if there are 100 people in the room- the camera focuses on those 2 people alone. The director may then choose to insert a reaction shot to gauge the reaction of the crowd, but that’s usually a very short scene.
I have no idea why Doug chose to do this, because it makes the whole project seem like something a 12-year old cobbled together. I guess it’s that “getting paid in exposure” nonsense Mike Michaud and the Walker brothers promised the “actors” instead of giving them a paycheck.
Imagine building a career around criticizing movies, and then making several unwatchable and horribly tedious and shoddily made “movies”, proving that the proverb “those who can’t do teach” really holds water.
Remember: in the early days when Nostalgia critic was just jokes and only scenes from the movies, everybody loved it. The moment he chose to insert long self-made skits into his reviews, people stopped liking Nostalgia critic.
(And “Demo reel” was -if you can fathom it- in every way even worse than these anniversary movies. Just like James Rolfe, Doug thought his new projects would automatically gather positive reactions from his audience. Unlucky for him, all people with working eyes and ears quickly realized his ineptitude for making actual movies)
Bro le joueur du grenier (far guy in front of the loop at your intro) is top notch. Great way to practice your friend
you know how you can tell doug actually likes brad jones? he barely had to be in this pile of junk.
33:38 - Those are the eyes that derailed Ai development forever.
What's the over/under on the number of scenes that are just a bunch of nerds yelling in unison?
I'm deeply offended by Marzgurl (could end the sentence right here) and her cultural appropriation in this "movie." Le sigh 😑
You should definitely try to get Todd on to talk about music and his time on channel awesome, that would be great
Yeah, Todd is awesome. His video about Edgar Winters and Mission Earth is one of my favorites, along with his Liz Phair Funstyle video. Oh, and Rick Dees and Disco Duck.