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It is, he's like this all the time. He dated an acquaintance of mine years ago and this is him. I also think most of his stories are at least 80% true too
There are some Black people out there that think we should all be offended and not laugh at Theo Von’s race jokes.. I’m just here to say, fuck that. This is top 5 funniest people on Earth 😂😂😂
One of the worst thing ive ever done is eat shrooms right before i went an 8hr deep sea fishing trip in the Gulf. I literally thought we were hunting sea monsters on the edge of oblivion. If youve done shrooms then you know
At 2.00 did anybody else think the Asian dude that is interviewing Theo like did a bunch of blow or some shit or he's like creaming his pants because he's making a lot of weird ass noises the entire time like he's got a giant rock stuck in his nose he's trying to get out 😂😂😂
That golf news report bit is one of the funniest Theo Von clips I’ve ever seen
The crabs cancer connection is insane
@@alexfraley "... much more serious disease" "nice"
" At one point I was sipping the magazine and touching the bottle"🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like listening to a GTA radio station 😂😂😂
now that you said that I can't stop thinking that I'm listening to a GTA radio station 😭😭
That’s such a good idea for gta6 you should send them that 😭 cause you’re exactly right sounds just like gta
Put it into the game, it's gona be so good!
Now that you realize this everything he says is like GTA lmao I'm going to be livid if they don't add him to GTA 6
@@dreadnarco9546theres a petition for theo to be on gta 6 radio !
"Catching that hit off his temperature ya know." 😫😆
It'll make a man out ya real quick. Or it won't.
My guy is out here making all these risky comedians get a nervous breakdown on their own podcast. You never know what's gonna come out of his mouth 😂
Right! The way his mind works is fascinating!
He referred to boobs as lung nuggets wtfffff 😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it at "the square root of them lung nuggets" 🤣🤣🤣
THE POISON IVY JOKE WAS GREAT 😭😭
I went to a poison ivy League school, was itching to get out of there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“There’s a lot a cars here driving back on the course too, which is really dangerous at this hour” 😂
Shane and Theo are my favorite comics atm
They are honestly the top dogs right now in the comedy scenes golden age.
I agree, along with Matt Rife and Jim Breuer.
the asian people only water bit is hilarious
“8 months without seeing my legs.. “
Hahaha
This man is funny af and it seems so effortless
It is, he's like this all the time. He dated an acquaintance of mine years ago and this is him. I also think most of his stories are at least 80% true too
i love how you have to pay attention to his comedy or else you’ll actually get lost
Gawd, he is absolutely hilarious and random 😂
There are some Black people out there that think we should all be offended and not laugh at Theo Von’s race jokes.. I’m just here to say, fuck that. This is top 5 funniest people on Earth 😂😂😂
Imagine living under someone's bed for 150$ a month 😂
I understand Dana. 🤣🤣🤣
I’d lose my mind if he said that after the tense conversation.
We call it autism 😅😅😅😅
12:00 he is definitely coked out 👅😛😛😛
“keyed up” lol
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III
You can't make that s*** up.
“Ya promise” will always be a hilarious take
“creating ambiance” lmaooo
myself laughing the entire time
BRO THIS GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT ON RUclips.. hee says my daily thoughts out loud
He is funny af on the spot. I love it!!
They fish food.. not doing well 😂😂😂
“Poison- IV” school 😂
GTA 6 needs to put Theo on one of their In Game tv shows.. when the character sits down, lights a cigar and pours a Brandy.
That peach liquor nuddy mag story moment looks like he's on something ❄️
Where my nicars at??
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Licking his lips at 12:00 was something else 😂
Create an ambiance! I'm howling!
What’s the square root of those lung nuggets 😂😂😂 FFS
Sipping on sum magazine and touching on the bottle
9:38
This is gold!
Lung nuggets 😂
Give me the rubiks cube ill be out in about 1 and a half minutes
*You check any Native Americans car you'll find gin and femurs* 🤣
Good job on this video!
Great character
13:41 i can’t believe he said that 😂😂.I looked over my shoulder b4 u
I laughed)✅✅
Oh my god I need to meet Theo !,
That photo of Theo on the left of the thumbnail isn't even in the video!
Very scene his nose running❄️❄️❄️
I fell off a child and landed a man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the worst thing ive ever done is eat shrooms right before i went an 8hr deep sea fishing trip in the Gulf. I literally thought we were hunting sea monsters on the edge of oblivion. If youve done shrooms then you know
Theo man 😂
He seems like he could get really mad out of nowhere
Creating Ambience 😅😅😅😅
Wild
3:41 Easy there, hoss.
Sunglasses = High as fukk
You had the wrong Bobby Lee clip in this compilation...
Wouldn't it be great to be one of his best friends.
Praise GOD, shout out to everybody that's gay, everything gay.
He's so cute
At 2.00 did anybody else think the Asian dude that is interviewing Theo like did a bunch of blow or some shit or he's like creaming his pants because he's making a lot of weird ass noises the entire time like he's got a giant rock stuck in his nose he's trying to get out 😂😂😂
Thats Steebee, Bobby Lee's brother. He always acts a little strange.
1:24
Was this before or after Snapchat
Theo you should've had the baby. You'd be an awesome dad.
Anyone that doesn't know thoe might think he assumes anyone Chinese is gay or lesbian!
He looks a bit like Tom brady
"you promise"
Where’s my nicars at?
😂😂😂
shoutout to everyone thats gay
Damn how old are you 37 lol
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Why is it funny some white/mixed dude just talkin about ppl using the N word. Pfft. Doesn't even seem like a joke. Lame that's even a topic.
Who cares bro.
Who finds this guy funny? I just watched this whole video and didn't even crack a smile.
You German? ;)
Wtf