There was though She was trying to avoid the fresh and constant mental comparisons between what ~she~ pays for (a never-ending hellscape) and a quiet, orderly, clean and well stocked ACTUAL place worth living in It’s the opposite logic that I have... I spend so much time at work because I’m lazy at home and don’t have the drive to tidy up. Where she doesn’t want the realization of how horrid her place is by contrast, ~I~ want to have as much time away from my clutter For her it’s not as bad as it really is as long as she doesn’t see how much better a place could be and for me, it’s not so bad if I barely see it at all
With any comedy troupe, it always takes me a while to warm up to a new cast member, but with Brennan... I liked him the first time I saw him. He's my fave. I hope to see more of him.
Yes, it's 6 months later and Brennan is one of the stars of CH! If he's not everyone's #1 favorite CH actor, for most of us he's tied for first place. Even knowing this is a fictional sketch and he's not *really* dating this woman and not *really* at risk of staying in a rat-infested shithole I was tempted to write to Brennan and tell him to dump her because it's just not worth it (also, I don't find the actress very attractive; fictional Brennan can do better).
Same here. Some people just have that charisma. I learned his name the first time i saw him in the Tide Pod sketch because he was just that good. Hope he keeps going higher in his career.
I like that he said his roommate left two full cooked meals in their apartment, bc either that's actually true or he was lying and was really going to have to come up with something on the spot on the way to their apartment
The real catch is that michellin star cooks don't usually cook like that in their free time- and it's probably not the gourmet feast you might think...
Instead of asking the, “Who’s place should we go to?” question, we should be asking the, “Why am I dating someone who eats oats in a ziplock bag?” question.
Yes. Cats will frequently get used to the smell of rats if they've cohabbited for a long time, and will stop chasing them. They'll even go out hunting and bring rats back while ignoring the ones in the house. Also, cats prefer easy food. They'll hunt to maintain skills, and to play while being well fed in other places, but if you're feeding the cat properly, it usually won't eat what it hunts.
The unrealistic thing here is that carbon monoxide rises up in air and collects under the ceiling, which means that the room would have to bee filled with it in order to reach mice or rats on the floor.
This was definitely me and my boyfriend. I had a mouse problem, an identity thief that kept stealing our mail, 5 roommates with 1.5 bathrooms, and once we came home to a person shooting heroine on our doorstep. He lived alone in a swanky bachelor pad.
My studio was literally a mattress, a couch, a tv sitting on a folding table, and a fully stocked kitchen cause I like to cook. And yet my now wife came over all the time. That’s love right there
Bro a couch and a bed, probably a shower and at least one counter. That’s four different places to have sex that aren’t covered in cat shit. Plus you cook, major bonus.
The problem is her, not her apartment. Any sane person would want to get out of there, but she's trying to force him to spend their time together in a shithole when they have a really great alternative.
You have a good point however this is a sketch comedy channel and there's nothing really that funny about a sane person. I have to explain this to you because you didn't get it with woosh. You're either a kid or a troll. Either way, meh.
I am so happy that this flipped the stereotype of guys having terrible standards of living and women always living in cleaner better maintained places.
Haha, I am very serious about this stereotype. I get upset when my female friends come to my house and say oh wow, your house is so nice as if they were expecting me to live in a cave because i am guy.
haha, I will encourage you to be regular. Just keeping a 5 minute reserved time slot after you wake up to make the bed and do some very basic touch ups makes a wildly different impression when you return home with someone 12 hours later that night. As a college student, my place is fairly basic, but I try to keep it as well organzied as i can and I am lucky to have house mates with good habits.
Thank you for letting me know. I will watch both. I just want to keep gender out of the equation of cleanlyness, but i do apreciate that they did one for both. I am also curious to know what trans and LGBT folks have to say about this. Wish CH did a video on that.
cool... cool coolcool cool ...um why would she prefer her own apartment if its worse??? cant relate would prefer a better appartment even if isnt mine.
Because it feels bad to feel that your situatuons are unequal. It makes it feel like the relationship is unequal. Also, spending a lot of time in the other place can make you feel worse about your own place both while you're there and while you're not. If you spend time mostly at your place, even if it's worse, you're not constantly being reminded of that.
As someone who had a girlfriend who lived at a horrible place, what actually happened is that she always looked for an excuse to stay at my place. Which was completely cool for me ;)
I do love that even 5 years ago, Brennan was typecast as incredible polite, nice guy who will go out of his way not to point out when the people around him are being completely insane. (Although tbf he does explode in a few of them)
Yes! I love your videos Brennan! You're the perfect mix of funny, believable and likeable which always has me rooting for u in every skit, no matter how ridiculous😂
That is unfortunate. He has acted in the past too, he was really good in the things he has acted in. And as a writer, in the past, he has written some good sketches. Can't win them all, I guess.
Her roommate’s probably Katie. She’s the one who caused the carbon monoxide leak.
and selling bath salts
Waver 72 love your image
Sex-prone violent seizures..yep. sounds like Katie indeed.
She's actually the one who shits everywhere, not the cats
And she brought in the rats. She thought they added a nice ambience.
I really wanted him to have something absolutely unforgivable at his apartment that she was avoiding.
That would have been a really funny thing to have written into the script
There was though
She was trying to avoid the fresh and constant mental comparisons between what ~she~ pays for (a never-ending hellscape) and a quiet, orderly, clean and well stocked ACTUAL place worth living in
It’s the opposite logic that I have...
I spend so much time at work because I’m lazy at home and don’t have the drive to tidy up.
Where she doesn’t want the realization of how horrid her place is by contrast, ~I~ want to have as much time away from my clutter
For her it’s not as bad as it really is as long as she doesn’t see how much better a place could be and for me, it’s not so bad if I barely see it at all
Sanitation
Like an extended family of AirBnB squatters encamping in his living room
Easy, his roommate is hitler. He signed the lease before meeting him, now he's stuck with the guy.
With any comedy troupe, it always takes me a while to warm up to a new cast member, but with Brennan... I liked him the first time I saw him. He's my fave. I hope to see more of him.
Yes, it's 6 months later and Brennan is one of the stars of CH! If he's not everyone's #1 favorite CH actor, for most of us he's tied for first place. Even knowing this is a fictional sketch and he's not *really* dating this woman and not *really* at risk of staying in a rat-infested shithole I was tempted to write to Brennan and tell him to dump her because it's just not worth it (also, I don't find the actress very attractive; fictional Brennan can do better).
Same here. Some people just have that charisma. I learned his name the first time i saw him in the Tide Pod sketch because he was just that good. Hope he keeps going higher in his career.
@@winston7397 Same there as well, he's great.
Been a year holy shit his fantasy trope accent is really the best
Same. He's so damn likeable!
I love how naturally passive aggressive Brennan is
Ah, the hole! The one which lets in the freezing cold air from the dark alley where your drunk scary neighbours yell all the time. I know it well.
In this sketch he was passive. But yes, in other sketches he is often passive aggressive.
I like that he said his roommate left two full cooked meals in their apartment, bc either that's actually true or he was lying and was really going to have to come up with something on the spot on the way to their apartment
I mean even if it was a lie, which I doubt, rather have to figure out 2 full meals then have cat shit on my shoes and toothbrush
I feel like he actually cooked them himself before work to have a reason to get them to go to his place.^^
@@singenstattatmen5096 that's the right answer lol
The real catch is that michellin star cooks don't usually cook like that in their free time- and it's probably not the gourmet feast you might think...
Sure, but properly cooked and seasoned dinner by a chef will still be delicious even if its not a fancy meal.
Instead of asking the, “Who’s place should we go to?” question, we should be asking the, “Why am I dating someone who eats oats in a ziplock bag?” question.
Domt be hating just cause you cant be North Korea levels of frugal.
hi bro what do you keep your oats in?
What else is going to keep the smell of the oats away from the rats?
It's not the oats part that I really question. It's the completely unsanitary conditions she lives in.
I live with a bunch of women... Do you know how fast it would get like this if there wasn't someone on everybody else's ass all the time?
If I didn't already know this was a Brennan sketch, that "equidistant" would've clocked it immediately.
Sometimes I wonder if my boyfriend thinks I have a bad apartment and then I remember that I don’t have a boyfriend.
Or an apartment
Ali Al Yafei I have kidney stones 🧞♂️
hello its me... your boyfriend
Same
I can fix that...... Your apartment that is I don't think anyone would date you, sorry
Do you really have to feed cats in a house full of rats?
Must be a big cat.
Yes. Cats will frequently get used to the smell of rats if they've cohabbited for a long time, and will stop chasing them.
They'll even go out hunting and bring rats back while ignoring the ones in the house.
Also, cats prefer easy food. They'll hunt to maintain skills, and to play while being well fed in other places, but if you're feeding the cat properly, it usually won't eat what it hunts.
@@YMasterS lol get a mink! they'll kill rats for the sheer joy of killing rats.
If the cats are lazy enough, sure.
It depends on how big the rats are
The ‘riots’ line hits reaaal different.
A fellow resident of 2020... ya shit hits REAL different rn
People are going crazy man.
Sucks to be in the US 🇺🇸 Oh wait...
*uh oh*
riots are good and cool though, more riots
Send this guy to Hollywood, damnit
Um, I think he's already there...um, yeah...
He's already there. CollegeHumor is on Sunset Blvd.
Marley So he can fall into the drama and cancerous film production that they spew? No, thanks.
Marley // Agreed.
no please, keep him here. You're giving me flashbacks to Zac.
I'm having a Zacc attacc
Brennan"s quickly becoming my favorite cast member!
Same him or grant
You'd think the cats would kill the rats...
or that the leak would kill the cats too
Kingtony they won oldest at the county fair , they are not in the best shape
the cats are have merged with the rat-king
My cat is afraid of rats... unless when they dead, then he can play with them for hours... useless cat
Miss Houston the cats are vegan
Anyone else thinks she looks insanely similar to Tina Fey?
Just the hair
DOCTOR WHO FAN!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
tina fey looks better
yeh
Ya
Doooope. Dope, dope, dope, dope dope. Raaad. Rad, rad, rad, rad, rad.
brooklyn 99
freaking jake peralta
Peralta lol
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Cooool. Cool,cool,cool
You can hear Pat's screams echo throughout Trapp's apartment
Really nice
Veridian that's because he still is there, locked, under the floorboards...
Of course why wouldn't you
Trapp is always trying to get rid of Pat
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The carbon monoxide killed the mice but not the rats?
Dave H. rats can bite through steel. and live in train stations and sewers. think about that.
Joshua Johnson So that means they don't need to breathe?
Carbon monoxide is nothing to a rat. They are hard to kill
The unrealistic thing here is that carbon monoxide rises up in air and collects under the ceiling, which means that the room would have to bee filled with it in order to reach mice or rats on the floor.
Alex yeah, you got that wrong
It’s nice to see Brennan in a few sketches lately, I honestly thought they rejected him.
Brennan's still here. We're good.
Do we keep it a 999 likes?
I love ur profile pic
How dare they hate the common knight?!
No they removed zack and brennan i think?
I love that dead look on his face when he said "totally, totally totally"
This was definitely me and my boyfriend. I had a mouse problem, an identity thief that kept stealing our mail, 5 roommates with 1.5 bathrooms, and once we came home to a person shooting heroine on our doorstep.
He lived alone in a swanky bachelor pad.
1.5 bathrooms?
@@frimi8593 i need answers as well
@@frimi8593 a half bath is a bathroom without a bathtub/shower
@@SigFigNewton right because the person with 5 roommates can afford security cameras
This is an eerily accurate description of my GF's apartment before we moved in together.
Mother's Basement How eerily accurate are we talkin’?
Mother's Basement Never expected to see you here, big fan my dude!
That's so scary.
There’s my favorite creator.
Woah ur here
Cat excrement at that speeds sounds like a chemical weapon.
You better make sure you don't have any oil in your apartment.
Kyle Li the US might invade
wow, how topical.
yep very typical among the US.
I haven't seen the whole vid yet wtf that got off topic.
*'Murica F*ck Yeahr! Comming again to save the mo****f***ing day yeahr!*
Invaded the comment section ;P
My studio was literally a mattress, a couch, a tv sitting on a folding table, and a fully stocked kitchen cause I like to cook. And yet my now wife came over all the time. That’s love right there
if the couch and mattress are comfy and it's clean, that's all you need right? :)
Bro a couch and a bed, probably a shower and at least one counter. That’s four different places to have sex that aren’t covered in cat shit. Plus you cook, major bonus.
@@Jellybeansatdusk This man doesn't want JUST sex.
@@ralek592 lol sure, I was just saying in his apartment it would be fine cause his wife came over.
It was the food bro
Brennan is literally my favorite college humor actor now. Keep him forever.
Brennan is absolutely a magic player, he's got the "sure" nailed down.
"I counter everything you just tried to do." "Sure... sure, it resolves. Sure."
"Cats blasting hot shit all over your shoes" is the best line in the video lmao
cat intensifies and your toothbrush
🤣🤣🤣
When you go out with Katie and find out her apartment is a crackhouse
You go out with Katie BECAUSE you found out her apartment is a crackhouse
To true
For some reason that doesn't seem surprising
That's a bonus. All the crack you could want or need!
Worth
The problem is her, not her apartment. Any sane person would want to get out of there, but she's trying to force him to spend their time together in a shithole when they have a really great alternative.
factoredpuppy woosh
yep. that was the sound of the point flying over your dumb god damn head
You have a good point however this is a sketch comedy channel and there's nothing really that funny about a sane person. I have to explain this to you because you didn't get it with woosh. You're either a kid or a troll. Either way, meh.
I don't get why she just doesn't move in with him. She gains a better apartment and he gains nothing because all her stuff sucks.
She thick tho
Lmao. Her personality must be an absolute 10 to endure this.
The sex must be amazing...
Silver Bryophyta that is her personality
Advice: Always go to your date's apartment because no matter what happens YOU can go home.
Brennan is one of the best actors on RUclips, the guy deserves to be on TV or the big screen, he’s crazy talented at delivering lines
“The riots haven’t stopped”
You’re about 1 year too early.
*protests
Wertsir *riots
Too soon
2 years
Dylan Rodrigues no I mean riots, started by both groups
Yo wtf why would she even want to bring someone to her place 😂😂😭
J. Sanchez ikr lol like that be so embarrassing 😶😶
Nasty people don't know they're nasty.
You'd be surprised how desensitized we get in nyc lol
She’s crazy. 😂
“So the riots haven’t stopped” hits different in June 2020
And the end of August...
@@secretagenttommy7965 unfortunately so
Checking in on April 24th
I feel like this was Brennan subtly hinting to his girlfriend that her apartment is trash.
Yes, that is the ENTIRE point of the sketch.
@@elbruces Thats literally what happened in the sketch yeah.
Love the new guy
Freeman Trash Brennan?
He's not really new... Just new to the cast.
ucreategames yeah but for me he will be the mew guy until there is a new cast member haha
What do you mean "new"?
When two people are passive aggressive
1:52 and I’m watching this late May 2020, “Riots haven’t stopped” I almost choked 😂
Same. In early June.
same, almost tempted to look at old news articles.
Bruh if my girlfriend knew all that her apartment was trash and still wanted me to go id probably just drop her off and leave.
This is false. You always want to go to your friend's place never at your place. You have to clean your house. That's a pain.
I agree. I never want to hang out at my place. It means having to clean up before and after friends come over, and I'm not into cleaning up.
Yeah but all my stuff is at my place! Plus even when my house is a mess it's cleaner than my friends'...idk if I have a problem or they do lol
In other words, you’re a pig which I don’t understand why. I mean you should be organized so you won’t lose your stuff.
Not if it’s really really bad.
I mean if you clean your place regularly it's fine
I am so happy that this flipped the stereotype of guys having terrible standards of living and women always living in cleaner better maintained places.
dipro001 ..............now i got it
Haha, I am very serious about this stereotype. I get upset when my female friends come to my house and say oh wow, your house is so nice as if they were expecting me to live in a cave because i am guy.
haha, I will encourage you to be regular. Just keeping a 5 minute reserved time slot after you wake up to make the bed and do some very basic touch ups makes a wildly different impression when you return home with someone 12 hours later that night.
As a college student, my place is fairly basic, but I try to keep it as well organzied as i can and I am lucky to have house mates with good habits.
dipro001 yeah, they have two videos called "sad boy house" and "sad girl house" on the topic of both genders being terrible at housemaking
Thank you for letting me know. I will watch both. I just want to keep gender out of the equation of cleanlyness, but i do apreciate that they did one for both. I am also curious to know what trans and LGBT folks have to say about this. Wish CH did a video on that.
Cool cool cool cool cool
No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt
Tofu Kingpin dope dope dope
rad rad rad rad
Totally totally totally totally
NINE NINE
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Why is the Tide Ceo. in a CollegeHumor video?
That Yuu he was fired so he had to find work elsewhere
GrayWoIf how did he get fired?
The guy he said he would kill?
He did
Totally, totally totally, cool, cool cool, dope, dope dope, rad, rad rad.Brennon you are my favourite actor on college humour
Is it just me or is brennan's voice like... kind of, mesmerizing I guess? His voice just has this thing to it that just makes you like it
Totally totally totally totally totally totally totally
Botros Ojeil cool cool cool cool cool cool
No one is worth that !
For real! Tell it how it is man!
Emma Stone or Margot Robbie would be worth that.
DON'T FORGET ME!!!! Officialy Brennan is my new favorite cast member!!
2:24 "Oooo, I have to feed my cats."
CAN'T THEY JUST EAT THE RATS
When Brennan does his soft voice it always sends me why is it so funny?
I've only seen 2 sketches with Brennen, but he's already displayed more talent as an actor than everyone else so far
Daniel Scher There is actually 3. This one, Honest road trip and the Tide pod ceo one.
I wouldn't go that far, but he is pretty good.
I agree he doesnt look like a try hard always.
Trap, Kate and Brennen are the best
"a ziploc bag full of oats.."
*DEAD*
And some NASTY bread
Brennan looks like the male version of Ally.
Elon Musk
wow i was gonna say musk too... like 90% identical
Racist
This is so accurate it hurts 😂
“What are we gonna do?” The way he says it haha I keep coming back to Brennan’s skits just cus his acting is so natural and perfect
"I need to feed my cats..." The rat problem is in this case the rat solution. Cats have plenty of food running around.
This video kinda made new mad because the entire time I was shouting JUST GO TO HIS APARTMENT OML
I really cannot tell if it is a joke or a cry for attention.
I love Brennan so much, he is such a great addition to the cast.
cool... cool coolcool cool ...um why would she prefer her own apartment if its worse??? cant relate would prefer a better appartment even if isnt mine.
Home sweet home
Not sure if you knew but
*It's a joke*
Uhm...that’s literally the joke itself! Hint: if she chose his place initially, the skit would be 10 seconds long!
Because it feels bad to feel that your situatuons are unequal. It makes it feel like the relationship is unequal.
Also, spending a lot of time in the other place can make you feel worse about your own place both while you're there and while you're not. If you spend time mostly at your place, even if it's worse, you're not constantly being reminded of that.
Yeah holy shit Brennan is legit my new favourite. Anything he is in I'm all about.
Honestly Brennan is such an incredible actor. Give this guy an oscar.
If this is love i dont want it
why would she want to go to her place, that sounds awful
She has to feed her cats
As someone who had a girlfriend who lived at a horrible place, what actually happened is that she always looked for an excuse to stay at my place. Which was completely cool for me ;)
they said that she lives with a person who has seizures hearing sex noises, that person can feed the cats
Ikr?! We had mice before and we looked for ANY reason to gtf out of there!
Yay! He's part of the cast. I've wanted him to be part of it since Tide Pods. Congrats!
His expressions are hilarious!!!!
“The riots haven’t stopped yet”
That line hit me hard
PROTIP: When your own appartment also sucks it doesn't seem as bad
i see the tide pod guy, i click
Did you see him s the CEO of ABC ??
Niya Blake yess!! An absolute master peace
No need to insert so much "whimsical" music on my account, CH.
Edited to add: I still enjoyed the video, though!
Smaakjeks K
Nivu
Brennan is legit the only reason I watch these 😂
Jake perata energy with Amy Santiago logic
"The riots haven't stopped yet" I quickly checked the upload date, 1 year ago. It threw me off so much lol.
Dude Brennan is hilarious! We need more of him. I'd love to see a skit with him and "king shit" trap.
I'm from Scandinavia and this is how I feel whenever my American girlfriend talks about her country
"the sound of my cats blasting hot shit" wow....poor dude
It's like she's just trying to get them not to go in the worst way possible😂
Imagine having a roommate that can cook and leaves food out for you. What a chad
So how good is this girl in a romantic sense that he would put up with her horrible lifestyle.
His voice is so relaxing💊💉
they should make a parody of ASMR videos using his voice (mostly because I actually like ASMR and his voice would be great for it lmao)
sasukerox lmao
Truee
He is literally my favorite comedy actor period. I really wish he’d do Hollywood movies. He’d be award winning and globally seen. And rich.
If my flat sucked, I’d be making excuses *not* to go there
Ngl I love Brennan. This guy rocks! Keep up the good work dude
Im DYING on "nasty bread."
1:53 did she just say riots 🧐🧐🧐
He is such a good actor. Hope to see him in some major tv shows or some movies in the future
Brennan's a great addition to the cast. This company knows how to find funny writer/performers.
Man, this guy is a good actor.
The video felt so long.
Yea they milked this gag at least a minute more than they should have
Congrats to Brennan, he finally got an outro
“What are we gonna do?” I loved that
I do love that even 5 years ago, Brennan was typecast as incredible polite, nice guy who will go out of his way not to point out when the people around him are being completely insane. (Although tbf he does explode in a few of them)
Yes! I love your videos Brennan! You're the perfect mix of funny, believable and likeable which always has me rooting for u in every skit, no matter how ridiculous😂
Brennan in the end clip sounds like a less raspy Bob Odenkirk.
Or you could just not date her 😆👀
KALEIDO jess
That's mean
Well he's not bad looking, if he dumps her he could do
Meme Liquid she's not hot tho so he shouldn't feel bad
wow, you guys are loveless, jesus...
airplainchild so you have to stick to a disgusting person because of love ?
We need more of this dude, every sketch he is in is fuckin golden
"They pay you to park next to my apartment"
I'm a cat lady
"You win."
Your actors were great in this but the writing was terrible.
Yeah it wasn't so much that it went on for a bit, but that the sarcasm and self aware comments that CollegeHumor usually has felt lacking
Brennan, the main actor, wrote it.
Daniel Duncan I think he’s a better actor than writer but we’ll see what he has to offer
That is unfortunate. He has acted in the past too, he was really good in the things he has acted in. And as a writer, in the past, he has written some good sketches. Can't win them all, I guess.
it would be great to see that shitty apartment
Hahah, I know that feeling!
Just kidding, no I don't T_T
Colonel RPG love your vtm playthrough
;)
I enjoy your content
Forever alone
This guy is the best part of CH right now.
"...my cats blasting hot shit all over..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LMFAOOOOO!!! OH MY FUCKING GOSH, I LAUGHED SO HARD.