It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @diran0
    @diran0 5 лет назад +13581

    This was the most politically charged poop sketch of all time

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 6 лет назад +4266

    "It's word magic he learned from a fountain of lies"
    "Your word sorcery ends now"
    I'll be using all of these quotes for a DnD campaign sooner or later

    • @LuminousOriens
      @LuminousOriens 5 лет назад +6

      Have you used them?

    • @sananaryon4061
      @sananaryon4061 5 лет назад +7

      @@LuminousOriens Not yet, unfortunately

    • @panpan3303
      @panpan3303 5 лет назад +14

      Unearth arcana: school of Onomancy

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +4

      @@panpan3303 also Glibness

    • @Grady_Oconnell
      @Grady_Oconnell 4 года назад +6

      This whole video is a nat 1 charm person

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 Год назад +1274

    Brennan never tries to have an actual conversation about holding a turd. He only ever engages in a meta-conversation about everyone else presuming it's wrong for him to hold a turd. They presume so because it is obviously true, so Brennan can only argue that it's wrong to close the discussion of the issue.
    He never actually argues that holding the turd is right. If he tried to actually engage with "is there any good reason for me to hold this turd?" he would immediately lose the debate.
    Whenever you're dealing with people like this, always ask: are they having the conversation, or the meta-conversation?

    • @scepta101
      @scepta101 10 месяцев назад +1

      Precisely. To the turd-holders of the world, it’s about controlling the conversation so you never have to meaningfully defend your position

    • @calebjensen6654
      @calebjensen6654 9 месяцев назад +31

      It always makes me think hardcore misdirection, exceptionally used by the worst of us.

    • @abhyudaykrishna9714
      @abhyudaykrishna9714 9 месяцев назад +30

      lmfao so so true, very well put. it's a weird problem with discourse online especially that only seems to be growing all the time: the meta nature of how people talk about topics or issues; everything is a reaction to something else and there is no basis or grounding of the discussion in any core ideas, much less material reality. it's truly enough to drive one insane

    • @timgalivan2846
      @timgalivan2846 8 месяцев назад +3

      So wrong, he has the right to hold that turd. That's why there's no law against it. He only crossed a line when he smeared it on someone's face. Whenever you use a weak argument like, because it's obviously true, you depart from rational discourse and enter into the realm of kindergarten logic. All rights should be maintained until there is a good enough reason to restrict them. If everything was illegal until good reason was given to make it legal, the world would be a very strange place. (Ok it is already a strange place but it would be much stranger)

    • @samrapine4615
      @samrapine4615 7 месяцев назад +30

      @@timgalivan2846 LA municipal code, section 41.47.2, "Urinating or Defecating in Public". Good enough reasons include salmonella and shigella, for starters. While the base tapestry of society expects that the taboo of shitting at your desk and carrying it around is "obviously true", we're fortunate enough to have it woven to legal framework for folks stuck on the stoa.

  • @meatblade
    @meatblade 2 года назад +674

    This is, by far, the most sophisticated shitpost I've ever seen.

  • @Khandrake
    @Khandrake 5 лет назад +11092

    "Word magic that he learned from a fountain of lies" the writer of that line should be insanely proud

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 5 лет назад +670

      It was Brennan (of course it was)

    • @ChristopherCraven
      @ChristopherCraven 5 лет назад +51

      What is the fountain of lies a direct metaphor for though?

    • @potatomajesty5255
      @potatomajesty5255 5 лет назад +49

      Christopher Craven Probably the media

    • @ChristopherCraven
      @ChristopherCraven 5 лет назад +28

      @@potatomajesty5255 I don't know how I didn't realise that.
      I was trying to think of a literal fountain. I hope I was just tired xD

    • @tomoyodaidouji100
      @tomoyodaidouji100 5 лет назад +5

      Wasmo damn one away from 666

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 4 года назад +12291

    Brennan is so calm and complacent in that one scene-
    _One could say he really has his shit together._

  • @Constellation3232
    @Constellation3232 6 лет назад +1006

    "HE LEARNED HOW TO ARGUE FROM THE INTERNET"

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 года назад +10007

    "Let's compromise. How about he only holds half a turd?"
    "Sounds good to me."
    "No! He shouldn't be holding any poop!"
    "See? You can't compromise with these extremists."

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 4 года назад +299

      "how about we just do a LITTLE genocide"

    • @HenirHerrscher
      @HenirHerrscher 4 года назад +160

      Jesus christ i hope im missing a joke here because this is absolutely not how a centrist's opinion works.
      They agree to some parts of the political scale and take their opinion from both sides. It's like they like group 1's opinion on issue A but perfer group 2's opinion on issue B.
      If you ask a centrist "what's your opinion on ripping a baby into pieces and not doing that" they won't answer "uh i prefer the baby ripped in half into just 2 pieces"

    • @PRIVACYISAZOMBIE
      @PRIVACYISAZOMBIE 4 года назад +140

      @@HenirHerrscher Stop being reasonable it's youtube. Just throw some turds you'll fit in better.

    • @danieljames6138
      @danieljames6138 4 года назад +184

      Austin Yau Raph is the centrists, Brennan is the right

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 4 года назад +37

      ​@@HenirHerrscher I'm pretty sure centrists aren't the ones to bring up insane topics like holding poop... I don't know why you jumped to that conclusion.

  • @kahlelisaiah7295
    @kahlelisaiah7295 5 лет назад +2995

    The continuity of trapps broken laptop gets me so hard

    • @keenanma5537
      @keenanma5537 5 лет назад +8

      Kahlel Isaiah when does that start?

    • @RomyHavivi
      @RomyHavivi 5 лет назад +24

      @@keenanma5537 I think in the "best burger"

    • @NadeExists
      @NadeExists 5 лет назад +78

      It start in ‘When a kink chooses you’

    • @RomyHavivi
      @RomyHavivi 5 лет назад +5

      @@NadeExists ohhhh right!

    • @hallowacko
      @hallowacko 5 лет назад +3

      I've never noticed this!

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8752
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon8752 2 года назад +1349

    All jokes aside, this does show how incredibly easy it is to twist words when debating

    • @D3monB4dger8
      @D3monB4dger8 Год назад +104

      I’ve watched this vid a few times but I didn’t really realise how much it represents people who are just blatantly wrong on the internet. They try to seem intelligent and calm (which works a disturbing amount of the time) but they are actually being offensive and wrong. Yes, opinions are technically subjective BUT there are some very obviously exceptions.

    • @philheltut265
      @philheltut265 Год назад +4

      Depends how you look at it. If you were an advanced ai you would think like this and over years and years of machine learning you would reach the truth by thinking like this. It’s because we are in a social system and we are animals. You wouldn’t want this guy in your office but you wouldn’t want the planet to be governed by the other 5 people because sometimes doing things like killing and “holding turds” (using the method of reduction ad absurdum aka finding truth by eliminating all possible alternatives). So technically he is correct, what if an entire office were turd holders and thought turds smelled good? Morality and truth are not mutually exclusive. Yea I’m that guy and yea you don’t want me at your party but you’d want me there if everybody was convincing you that holding a turd is beneficial to the group. Just think about that deeply. Sorry if it’s depressing or sounds mean but it’s not. People like this have a role in society and it’s very important despite the implications it has on everyday people. I digress❤

    • @philheltut265
      @philheltut265 Год назад +2

      But I digress*

    • @_.violyse._
      @_.violyse._ Год назад

      ​@@philheltut265 I'm not sure what you mean. for one, advanced A.I. wouldn't necessarily come to some objectively correct conclusion, as the information it extrapolates off of is human data - consequently, it carries human biases. we've seen quite a few instances of racism from modern A.I., in fact.
      on the second point, while *rhetoric* skills are valuable, a person who insists on using them to spread harmful ideas is of active detriment to society. intelligence and evil is a dangerous combination, and I would much rather an inept but decent person at the wheel than someone with the intellectual capability to enact the harm they wish to cause with optimal effectiveness.

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 Год назад +8

      It’s also a pretty good example of false equivalence

  • @the_melon_apocalypse_2711
    @the_melon_apocalypse_2711 4 года назад +806

    "I'm over here, cool as a cucumber, holding my turd" is my new favourite sentence

  • @processpsych
    @processpsych 2 года назад +5691

    I love the fact that this entire sketch is a hilariously convincing poop metaphor for Karl Popper's paradox of tolerance. Well played, gang. Well played.

    • @akobrakoral
      @akobrakoral 2 года назад +602

      in this sketch it's more like Karl Pooper

    • @essie_bee
      @essie_bee 2 года назад +77

      @@akobrakoral i fucking love this

    • @neothepenguin1257
      @neothepenguin1257 2 года назад +42

      @@akobrakoral I verbally laughed aloud thanks

    • @Beegrene
      @Beegrene 2 года назад +288

      It works on a lot of levels. Because the cast let him get away with holding a turd for so long, he was able to slowly escalate. If they had killed him right from the start, nobody would have had poop smeared on their faces or put in their mouths.

    • @joehair3446
      @joehair3446 2 года назад +135

      When you are tolerant of everything, you stand for nothing

  • @forevorseal
    @forevorseal 6 лет назад +4980

    *mind poison, he learned how to argue from the internet*

  • @Alex-tb5xm
    @Alex-tb5xm 6 лет назад +4736

    “Mind poison. He learned how to argue from the internet.”

    • @Sceusell
      @Sceusell 6 лет назад +73

      when you share your opinion on reddit

    • @krissypizzo
      @krissypizzo 6 лет назад +25

      One of my favorite takeaways from this video 😀

    • @sananaryon4061
      @sananaryon4061 6 лет назад +79

      "Word magic he learned from a fountain of lies"

    • @Lancaster604
      @Lancaster604 6 лет назад +41

      He learned how to argue from Shapiro lol

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 6 лет назад +7

      Is this mocking SJWs?

  • @lipamanka
    @lipamanka 4 года назад +3072

    This should be called "how to use all of the fallacies in one argument"

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 года назад +29

      Except both sides do it here.

    • @jackd6269
      @jackd6269 4 года назад +111

      @@lordbuss mans defending the turd holder

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 года назад +77

      @@jackd6269 Holding turds is bad. It's obviously bad. And yet no one said to him the simple phrase "it's not your right to do things if it violates our rights", and when he started to blame for irrationality (which was hypocritical, but true), the reaction was "don't listen to word magic and mind poison". If "things that we don't like are lies even if they are logical" is not a fallacy, then nothing is.
      I don't defend the turd holder. I just say that the enemy if the turd holder are also wrong about everything (though it is less dangerous, of course, because they don't hold turds).

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 года назад +13

      @Fe Cu Right-wingers are not the only ones who have fallacies. Also, not all right-wingers have opinions that are equal to holding a turd, only the extreme ones.

    • @alewis17
      @alewis17 3 года назад +14

      @@lordbuss true...however most of them are "Ralphs" who perpetuates their "Holding turds"...take out the ones fueling them...take out the turd holders

  • @criminalchip2772
    @criminalchip2772 4 года назад +725

    Brennan: "all of these guys are extremely upset"
    Grant: gets more upset

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +26

      Nothing is more upsetting than someone condescendingly saying you're upset.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 2 года назад +25

      @@Silverwind87 yup. or insinuating that you being upset undermines your entire argument and that you should really just stop being upset, because they won't take you seriously while you're upset, except that your being upset is a direct expression of the fact that this shit IS serious. nothing more upsetting than that.

  • @krhodes866
    @krhodes866 5 лет назад +3843

    “So much for the tolerant left 😒” literally killed me Jesus

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 5 лет назад +23

      RIP kaleb

    • @Zelink108
      @Zelink108 4 года назад +136

      Jorge Mehdi They aren’t tolerant of INTOLERANCE, which is what the Right is.

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz 4 года назад +96

      @@jorgemehdi3397 Ah yes, the regular "let's just ignore the entirety of Europe and the other Commonwealth Western nations, in favour of BUT VENEZUELA!!! 11one!", just as this very video implied lol

    • @Zelink108
      @Zelink108 4 года назад +55

      Jorge Mehdi Communism has never been properly implemented in human history because of tyrants seizing the ideal and using it to manipulate a desperate populace. It came incredibly close, however, under Yugoslavia's rule under Joseph Broz Tito, who implemented more of a nationalist style of communism, and it worked remarkably well for as long as Tito lived. But the core reason why communism has never actually been accomplished is because every regime that falseheartedly claims to be communist lacks a much-needed absence of state, class and capital.
      However, a direct jump to communism isn't always the answer. A legitimate socialist state would work impeccably well for the moment being, seeing as how socialism is supposed to be a stepping stone towards communism anyhow.
      Don't believe what your Western 'Murican textbooks tell you. They distort history to a rather ugly degree.

    • @Zelink108
      @Zelink108 4 года назад +7

      Jorge Mehdi Communism has never been properly implemented in human history because of tyrants seizing the ideal and using it to manipulate a desperate populace. It came incredibly close, however, under Yugoslavia's rule under Joseph Broz Tito, who implemented more of a nationalist style of communism, and it worked remarkably well for as long as Tito lived. But the core reason why communism has never actually been accomplished is because every regime that falseheartedly claims to be communist lacks a much-needed absence of state, class and capital.
      However, a direct jump to communism isn't always the answer. A legitimate socialist state would work impeccably well for the moment being, seeing as how socialism is supposed to be a stepping stone towards communism anyhow.
      Don't believe what your Western 'Murican textbooks tell you. They distort history to a rather ugly degree.

  • @KALAMARK0
    @KALAMARK0 6 лет назад +676

    WHY...why did you have to add that sound effect every time he squished the piece of shit.

    • @utsavmanandharz156
      @utsavmanandharz156 6 лет назад +8

      Comedic effect. Worked pretty good.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 6 лет назад +4

      Uh..... it's called "realism"? Helloooo?

    • @Andythenurse
      @Andythenurse 6 лет назад +5

      Funny wasn't it?

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 6 лет назад +3

      @@commentcopbadge6665 sorry, not all of us are familiar with how squishing a turd sounds like

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 6 лет назад +1

      Revi M Fadli
      And I'm so sorry that those who are not, are so uncultured. LOL!!!

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 6 лет назад +9567

    A genuinely disturbing metaphor for a genuinely important problem.

    • @dizzyguy101
      @dizzyguy101 5 лет назад +37

      What do you mean by disturbing

    • @alyssa2807
      @alyssa2807 5 лет назад +94

      @@dizzyguy101 Umm they (s)he means, DISTURBING

    • @williamwu6329
      @williamwu6329 5 лет назад +511

      In all seriousness, he was wrong from the beginning since his turd would be infringing on the coworkers health, ability to do work and overall happiness. No joke, the turd could be classified as a bioweapon, especially when he smeared it on Traps face and placed it into Ralph’s moth. Idk what kinda metaphor you’re referring to but I hope its not godamn Nazis.

    • @cane9965
      @cane9965 5 лет назад +205

      @@williamwu6329 Exactly! Also, he acted without consent! Which is a disregard of other people's behalf. You know what else forces without consent? Rape, murder and dictatorship. So... In conclusion... Brennan is a Nazi. Flawless logic. I know.

    • @DrOooable
      @DrOooable 5 лет назад +25

      @William Wu *Raph's mouth

  • @zerumsparklez9956
    @zerumsparklez9956 4 года назад +752

    When he put in Raph’s mouth, I got physically ill. I immediately wanted to throw up.

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 года назад +26

      You are weak and must be protected.

    • @bippinflykefifenhest9003
      @bippinflykefifenhest9003 4 года назад +53

      @@GuitarGuy057 "So much for the tolerant left!"

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 3 года назад +15

      Same that was awful

    • @Haja024
      @Haja024 3 года назад +25

      You just have to remember that it's chocolate and the squishy sounds were edited it.
      Though it's still some disgusting shit.

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 3 года назад +3

      Same here

  • @etherursoul
    @etherursoul 6 лет назад +711

    If Brennan is in the thumbnail I’m clicking

  • @wootzor1417
    @wootzor1417 5 лет назад +2363

    Fun fact: Poop is actually classified as a biological weapon

  • @dabestbreez0076
    @dabestbreez0076 6 лет назад +1044

    That’s The Weirdest Notification I’ve Ever Gotten

  • @seignee
    @seignee 4 года назад +904

    The real winner here is CollegeHumor, because now, they get to revel in the fact that they made actual humans debate poop-holding rights seriously.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri Год назад +1

      That's the day job of thousands if not millions of people on this big ol rock.

  • @aaronwalton8057
    @aaronwalton8057 6 лет назад +225

    "What is he doing with words?" I love Grant. LOL

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 6 лет назад

      aaron walton I loved him too, but his Twitter is a shitshow.

  • @jyavant
    @jyavant 6 лет назад +2349

    The CEO of everything has really fell rock bottom.

    • @TateWasHere
      @TateWasHere 6 лет назад +1

      i don't get it.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 6 лет назад +8

      @@TateWasHere he's the guy who's the CEO in all of their honest commercial sketches.

    • @David-et7qy
      @David-et7qy 6 лет назад +7

      Step up from moviepass

    • @forresthopkinsa
      @forresthopkinsa 2 года назад

      No I'm pretty sure he's perfectly in character

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff 2 года назад

      Frankly, this might have been his finest hour. This was the most in control he's ever been.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +857

    Holy shit... It's just like the arguments I get into on the internet. Glad somebody else hates it.

    • @mullerpotgieter
      @mullerpotgieter 6 лет назад +34

      Let him hold his turds. Let he be judged for holding a turd. But when he tries to put a turd in your mouth, have him sent to an asylum

    • @samodelkini
      @samodelkini 6 лет назад +12

      Exactly, the moment he does something other than holding the turd, he can be punished.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +22

      Not exactly what I was going for, assuming I'm reading your comment correctly. I'm more talking about how people I argue with online use mental gymnastics and make shit up to try to sound smarter or more credible. Like they were saying in this video, word trickery.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +7

      Or they throw out strawmen or allusions and references.

    • @sleepy-peepy
      @sleepy-peepy 6 лет назад +34

      Muller Potgieter Oh so he can HOLD a turd but the second he puts a little it’s bit of feces into someone’s mouth it’s all “send him to the asylum”? What happened to open mindedness? Diversity of opinion? So much for the tolerant left.

  • @justanotherdude4168
    @justanotherdude4168 2 года назад +188

    This sketch was always relevant and yet ahead of its time lmao

  • @obamanewsnetwork914
    @obamanewsnetwork914 6 лет назад +285

    *YOUR WORD SORCERY ENDS NOW*

    • @buttonmasher7615
      @buttonmasher7615 6 лет назад +1

      What if that is a code for the site?

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 6 лет назад +1

      The instant I saw this the video said that

  • @Tomas-xv8ih
    @Tomas-xv8ih 5 лет назад +304

    Katie: **Gets uncomfortable because Brennan is holding a Turd**
    Also Katie: **Takes a shit while everyone is "flirting" with her**

    • @ilovequiktrip3110
      @ilovequiktrip3110 2 года назад +23

      Why the quotes around "flirting"? Those boys were definitely all flirting with her.

  • @onijaradu
    @onijaradu 6 лет назад +660

    This is by far the best sketch ever. This is such a confusing time right now and i really feel like this sketch shows perfectly how messed up the time that we live now really is. 10/10 best sketch of 2018. Thank you college humor

    • @SaulmanEve
      @SaulmanEve 4 года назад +45

      You sweet summer child

    • @jbob4996
      @jbob4996 4 года назад +20

      Well about that...

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 года назад +25

      Ah, I remember being this innocent like it was only a year ago....

    • @nicelyput299
      @nicelyput299 4 года назад +4

      Umm no. Not even close. It dragged a ten second point over four minutes using shit as a tool for comedy. It was awful

    • @SamyasaSwi
      @SamyasaSwi 3 года назад +3

      O we had no idea

  • @christinajackson2662
    @christinajackson2662 4 года назад +3622

    It’s delightful how well this has aged
    **cries in 2020**
    **and 2021 🙄**
    **and 2022 🤦🏻‍♀️**

    • @elliotwinton7550
      @elliotwinton7550 4 года назад +242

      "They're making us wear masks, its basically what the nazi's did"
      Me: What!?!

    • @brendankendall41
      @brendankendall41 4 года назад +65

      @@elliotwinton7550 *First, the gas masks... Then, the gas chambers!*

    • @PeruvianSmore
      @PeruvianSmore 4 года назад +26

      Thessalin STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! NO!

    • @callaschiefelbein3825
      @callaschiefelbein3825 3 года назад +19

      **cries in 2021**

    • @avalosp
      @avalosp 3 года назад +8

      @Thessalin plz dont fucking jinx it

  • @banditraccoon8476
    @banditraccoon8476 6 лет назад +3031

    I feel attacked every time I hold a turd at work :(

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 6 лет назад +4

      YES XD

    • @macinsplince
      @macinsplince 6 лет назад +28

      I miss the old collegehumor before the intense far left wing bias......

    • @morbidblade
      @morbidblade 6 лет назад +23

      They were always far left. You just grew up.

    • @KayOScode
      @KayOScode 6 лет назад +16

      @@macinsplince I think this one was actually making fun of the left and how they talk about tolerating everything.

    • @PikerMusic
      @PikerMusic 6 лет назад +12

      Bandit Raccoon the last time I held a turd I was called a “weirdo” and an “idiot” all I want to do is hold a turd IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

  • @farkbett699
    @farkbett699 6 лет назад +850

    I was expecting Katy to hold the turd

    • @licitchaos
      @licitchaos 6 лет назад +61

      No, she leaves them in her pants.

    • @yagyu09
      @yagyu09 6 лет назад +17

      where do u think he got them from?? O_O

    • @forevorseal
      @forevorseal 6 лет назад +5

      @@licitchaos I'm glad people got the reference

    • @Stephensofceea
      @Stephensofceea 6 лет назад

      I know right?

    • @cranberryjuice3998
      @cranberryjuice3998 6 лет назад

      Shes the only one that doesnt hold it.

  • @metaphysicalgb8962
    @metaphysicalgb8962 6 лет назад +1929

    "So much for the tolerant left!" THAT KILLED ME!!

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 лет назад +7

      Why would he do that to Raph!?! He was taking his side!

    • @crucified_to_the_world
      @crucified_to_the_world 5 лет назад +87

      @@stephenking5852 Part of the metaphor. People hold poop, lure some people into think it's reasonable, and then they get shit in their mouths

    • @alyssa2807
      @alyssa2807 5 лет назад +2

      @@crucified_to_the_world Right... 😂😂😂

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 5 лет назад

      Did anyone notice Raph also punched him with his left hand?

  • @merry8647
    @merry8647 3 года назад +85

    "I don't like your metaphors" is a genius last line

  • @douglasphillips5870
    @douglasphillips5870 5 лет назад +620

    In my day ,we just flushed turds down the toilet. No debate needed.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +61

      If you haven't noticed, we've progressed past such small-minded prejudice.
      I, an intellectual, am proudly holding a turd in my mouth. Why? Because it's my freedom.

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 5 лет назад +34

      And they got commended for it. Now, suggesting we flush them down the toilet like we should is regarded as a ridiculous idea. After all, they're just turds with different opinions, shouldn't we be tolerant? Not like they're hurting anyone? ...yet?

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 5 лет назад +5

      I read that in Scruffy's voice

    • @WashashoreProd
      @WashashoreProd 5 лет назад +36

      As I recall, in my grandfather's day there was a huge fight over turd-holding and it ended with all the turds getting flushed. Even the one that someone said they were just asked to hold by someone else. I would have thought there was some kind of consensus that we simply do not hold turds, but it seems we have begun to forget.
      I really don't want to see a Turd World War.

    • @absol5194
      @absol5194 5 лет назад +6

      Ok boomer

  • @BreadLoeuf
    @BreadLoeuf 5 лет назад +803

    “First they came from the people holding the turds.”
    I actually just read that poem. lmao

    • @ryane3703
      @ryane3703 5 лет назад +30

      Crazy how Americans always leave out the first line of that poem

    • @24601st
      @24601st 5 лет назад +5

      Ryan E its because most americans dont speak german

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 лет назад

      *for

    • @ibnbattuta7031
      @ibnbattuta7031 4 года назад +20

      @@24601st
      the first few lines were about them coming for the multiple leftwing groups, and many Americans believe that the Nazi's were Socialists.

    • @24601st
      @24601st 4 года назад

      Ishir Mehra yeah but iirc the original was written in german

  • @BlackPhoenix13
    @BlackPhoenix13 5 лет назад +464

    “ I agree what brennen is doing is wrong”
    “Yea”
    “But...”
    “WHAT”

  • @Mithorium
    @Mithorium 4 года назад +107

    Raph failed his saving throw on Brennan's mind poison

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 года назад +4

      Fortunately, most such charming effects grant an extra saving throw after the caster performs a hostile action against the target. As we see here.

  • @StraveTube
    @StraveTube 5 лет назад +169

    "... And I want you to do it without resorting to raising your voice. Do you think you can do that?"
    "NRAANNANNNUH-"

  • @HinagaMoizaf
    @HinagaMoizaf 6 лет назад +212

    "I don't like your metaphors."
    Me with every E Lit class

  • @spencerberg7477
    @spencerberg7477 5 лет назад +330

    “So it’s fine to yell at me for holding a turd but I can’t hold a turd without being yelled at, double standards?

  • @hardyworld
    @hardyworld 3 года назад +133

    The "I don't like your metaphors!" at the end really got me rolling for some reason. I really miss College Humor, that whole crew really put out a lot of good content regularly and didn't show any sign of slowing down when the rug was suddenly pulled out from under them.

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat 2 года назад +8

      Get dropout, they still do stuff there

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 Год назад +1

      get dropout, dimension 20 is worth it alone. The sketches are fine but them just hanging out doing game shows or whatever is 100x times better.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 лет назад +252

    No, it's just a stress ball.

    • @jambott5520
      @jambott5520 6 лет назад +9

      Wholesome Lad *stress log

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 6 лет назад +291

    "Like a turd...in the wind..."

    • @ziyaadmoerat5644
      @ziyaadmoerat5644 6 лет назад +3

      How it should have ended?

    • @Danadryl
      @Danadryl 6 лет назад +4

      That’s still not a phrase, Venom
      Still not... 😞

    • @ourochroma
      @ourochroma 6 лет назад +3

      This really makes me want to burn my bridges when I get to them

    • @benparsons4979
      @benparsons4979 6 лет назад +1

      Why is that so funny for everyone? What Venom says is menacing and terrifying for the guy being held. Venom is going to turn him into a literal piece of shit and that terrifies the guy

    • @desmondsolomon2809
      @desmondsolomon2809 6 лет назад +1

      Those Sony writers, what'll they think of next...

  • @danakanafina3615
    @danakanafina3615 6 лет назад +1396

    He also should've said something along the lines "Everyone is so sensitive and soft these days you can't even hold a turd in public"

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 лет назад +14

      This skit really teases people who try oppose the left.

    • @danakanafina3615
      @danakanafina3615 6 лет назад +54

      Un-Ironic Productions I see that it does :D "Everyone being too sensitive these days" is one of the arguments/complaints alt-right often uses when some problems (especially harassment and cultural appropriation and etc.) are addressed

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 лет назад +11

      @@danakanafina3615 ok I agree with the right on the cultural appropriation thing tho. People using other cultures is great. And tbh the right is justified nowadays, people say reasonable things and are called things like racist and sexist.

    • @danakanafina3615
      @danakanafina3615 6 лет назад +21

      Un-Ironic Productions I see your point. Personally I disagree with "... the right is justified nowadays" and I imagine our definitions of "reasonable" might be different, but I feel like I'm not informed enough yet on cultural appropriation in particular (I just used it as one of the examples) to converse too much on this, I'm not even American to begin with, and we aren't really facing this problem in my country. Have a nice day, I guess!

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 лет назад +3

      @@danakanafina3615 you have a swell day too!

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 3 года назад +241

    "it's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but its damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person".
    - the guy from Groundhog Day

  • @someperson3807
    @someperson3807 6 лет назад +587

    brennan is in extremely close par with trapp for me now
    his acting and writing is superb

    • @someperson3807
      @someperson3807 6 лет назад

      +some person 3:16

    • @someperson3807
      @someperson3807 6 лет назад +4

      +Sonny J "how strange"
      -Brennan 2018

    • @Jwinnie1899
      @Jwinnie1899 6 лет назад +19

      for real tho, the ceo episodes with brennan ar fucking hilarious

    • @nosamnosam123
      @nosamnosam123 6 лет назад

      How do you know what skits and lines he wrote?

    • @TintinaLily
      @TintinaLily 6 лет назад

      when they appear at the end it means they wrote it, i think

  • @fishfoods2622
    @fishfoods2622 6 лет назад +193

    omg grant's "I DONT LIKE THE METAPHOR"

    • @onika2277
      @onika2277 6 лет назад

      Katatles the Fish omg 😂 😂

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 5 лет назад +229

    “It’s fine to yell at me for holding a turd but I somehow can’t hold a turd without getting yelled at?”
    Literally the same thing

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 5 лет назад +18

      Explolsive Cake it’s phrased differently, therefore it’s different.
      Hey, I’ve seen dumber logic and sentences in arguments on the Internet.

    • @tl1326
      @tl1326 5 лет назад +28

      It’s word magic fool
      It poisons your mind
      It makes you unnecessarily mad for no reason

  • @SunQueen-yp1dy
    @SunQueen-yp1dy 4 года назад +60

    “So much for the tolerant left” 😂 that’s a thinly veiled metaphor at best

  • @ihavelesssubsthanapileofch736
    @ihavelesssubsthanapileofch736 6 лет назад +120

    Mom said it's my turn to hold the turd!

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother 6 лет назад +951

    This video should be called "Brennan DESTROYS coworkers with facts and logic and a turd."

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 лет назад +14

      I know what your trying to reference and it doesn't work.

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 6 лет назад +147

      Not only does it work, I'm like 95% sure those types of videos are where they got the whole premise of the sketch.

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 лет назад +11

      @@dreaminginnoother yeah but Ben Shapiro doesnt hold shitty opinions das the thing. The sketch is basically saying that he says dumb stuff and then calls you anti free speech whenever you oppose it. In reality ben Shapiro has people who outright try and censor him because they deem his opinions racist homophobic, transphobic, etc. even when it isnt. He says he doesnt believe or like soemthing and supports it with facts and leftists come and throw insults

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 6 лет назад +141

      ...now you, sir, are holding the turd...

    • @Blitzentine
      @Blitzentine 6 лет назад +10

      This whole interaction is everything!

  • @rayflyers
    @rayflyers 6 лет назад +2621

    As a great turd once said, "very fine people on both sides."

    • @davidc5867
      @davidc5867 6 лет назад +22

      haha nice

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 6 лет назад +19

      Dont forget the other pithy sayings of a great turd "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it."

    • @MrAlexH1991
      @MrAlexH1991 6 лет назад +11

      But the thing is, there ARE great people on the “wrong” side. They just don’t all agree with you or your world views. This absolutist ‘us vs. them’ approach to everything is just serving to divide people even more. So the real question is this: how do we clearly define the proper balance between absolutism and over-willingness to compromise?

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 6 лет назад +140

      Alex Harwell
      Yeah no. When that side chants “Jews will not replace us!” I’m skeptical of their moral fibre.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 6 лет назад +14

      @@TheAwesome45 Or when the other side chants "death to whitey" or "Fry em like bacon" im kinda skeptical of their moral fiber. See, I can play this game all day, you cant pretend the bad eggs represent the whole of the other side while ignoring the same bad eggs on your side.

  • @aryshandono3249
    @aryshandono3249 4 года назад +90

    This sketch has aged quite well, considering the state we are in these days

  • @spodybanjack8800
    @spodybanjack8800 6 лет назад +189

    BRENNAN WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WRITING SKETCHES??

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 6 лет назад +7

      @ReasonX X unless you talk shit about New York

    • @bambi1919
      @bambi1919 6 лет назад +1

      @@farkbett699 Where do you think that turd came from? New York subway 😂

  • @craigmhamm
    @craigmhamm 5 лет назад +545

    Can I get a shout out for the sound engineer for this skit? *::squish::*

    • @pippilangsok6523
      @pippilangsok6523 5 лет назад +13

      Anthony Kozlowski was the sound mixer, it's in the description :)

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 4 года назад +2

      Right?! It sounded so moist.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 года назад

      haha moist turd go squish squish

    • @shersockholmes6261
      @shersockholmes6261 3 года назад

      @@luminatron you seem awfully aware👀

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 6 лет назад +1958

    Raphael is the perfect representation of a centrist
    “Doesn’t it make us JUST as bad as him?”
    NO
    NO IT DOESN’T
    TF IS WRONG WITH YOU COMPROMISING ON THINGS THAT SHOULDNT BE COMPROMISED

    • @Coolio1321
      @Coolio1321 6 лет назад +107

      This is the first attack I've seen on a centrist... huh.

    • @passionmotifMusic
      @passionmotifMusic 6 лет назад +88

      It does make you just as bad. Just explain to him it's unsanitary and makes you uncomfortable. If he persists, contact HR immediately.
      THAT'S a centrist, you freak.

    • @pairasox
      @pairasox 6 лет назад +54

      I don’t think that particular moment in the video was meant to criticize centrists. The man tried to draw a comparison between holding a fresh turd in your hand and yelling at someone. There was no compromising.
      And besides, centrism doesn’t involve compromising everything. Only things that should be compromised, or otherwise looked at from a more objective and/or nuanced perspective. The type of centrist you have described would be the centrist equivalent of a member of the alt-right or a far left “libtard” for lack of a better name (I think there is a difference between liberals and so-called libtards, as some liberals are willing to talk about their political beliefs), perpetually thinking that just because something is the middle-ground between two positions means that it MUST be the correct position. Being a centrist myself, I know that thinking in such a way can result in some ridiculous ideas. Like how yelling at someone is equivalent to holding shit in your hand.

    • @wolfleaderpack5123
      @wolfleaderpack5123 6 лет назад +85

      That "it makes us just as bad as him" bullshit always pisses me off in movies and tv shows. I don't know what you're talking about with the whole centrist thing, but I just know that that saying get's me rather peeved when a villain whose killed tons of people is spared because the heroes would be "just as bad as him". NO THEY WOULDN'T BE DAMMIT!!!

    • @kmdavidds
      @kmdavidds 6 лет назад +4

      @@wolfleaderpack5123 Two wrongs doesn't make a right. JK I agree with you😂

  • @PsychedelicStick
    @PsychedelicStick 2 года назад +29

    I love how this is just a hugely immature way to display the tolerance paradox. Brilliant!

  • @harryhartstone2254
    @harryhartstone2254 5 лет назад +340

    This is honestly some of collegehumour's best work

    • @duffin3503
      @duffin3503 3 года назад +3

      It’s a ripped sketch idea. Whitest Kids U Know did something very similar back in the mid 2000s. (Guy holding turd in a meeting, everyone is grossed out)

    • @NateLevin
      @NateLevin 3 года назад

      @@duffin3503 Yeah the idea is definitely stolen. They do expand on it a bit though, both sketches are good on their own.

    • @Dacronhai
      @Dacronhai Год назад +4

      the simple common denomimator "poop in a meeting" is not something that can be "ripped off", and the basis of the jokes of both sketches is completely different; seems a bit wild to call that "stolen and just a bit expanded on"

  • @nitin9013
    @nitin9013 5 лет назад +79

    Mike's laptop still damaged from "when kink chooses you" skit.....
    Love the little details....

    • @guy11568
      @guy11568 4 года назад

      I thought it was from the best burger ever

  • @thesillyluchadoreofdb3569
    @thesillyluchadoreofdb3569 6 лет назад +152

    It was at this moment people realised, brenan had surpassed trap in arguments

  • @azure5273
    @azure5273 2 года назад +27

    Brennan's ability to portray psychopaths is Oscar worthy
    03:10 'rational, reasonable, calm' is giving me war flashbacks

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 6 лет назад +31

    1:24 the squishing sound is just the most god awful thing ever

  • @CCoreOW
    @CCoreOW 4 года назад +2281

    "It's my right not to wear a mask", sounds just as stupid as "It's my right to hold this turd"

    • @nafion112
      @nafion112 4 года назад +111

      Indeed. Those arguments are quite similar, both figuratively and literally.

    • @joshuabarrett2305
      @joshuabarrett2305 4 года назад +8

      Dan Anderson assuming that the argument had any logic base which it does not, it would only be figuratively, its not literally if it not physically the same thing, just shown you government puppets don’t have any brain power to think for yourselves

    • @nafion112
      @nafion112 4 года назад +97

      @@joshuabarrett2305 I said that the arguments are literally similar, not literally the same argument. That's a big difference that you didn't pick up on. If you are going to go around calling people puppets and criticizing their intelligence, first learn to comprehend English statements in their full context, and not simply the semantics of the words within them. You'll find that if you do that, intelligent people will take you much more seriously.

    • @IveGotBeef
      @IveGotBeef 4 года назад +80

      It's my right to infect other people or myself with a dangerous virus! Other people's bodies and mine, my choice.

    • @Zelink108
      @Zelink108 4 года назад +10

      app pro play app pro play Look out! We’ve got a turd holder over here!

  • @immortalhamster1645
    @immortalhamster1645 2 года назад +30

    “I wanna challenge you guys to voice your feelings about when I smear poop on you”. This is without a doubt the best college humor sketch ever made.

  • @sph3re
    @sph3re 3 года назад +9

    You can tell Brennan is really proud of this sketch because of the little smile you see on his face between 2:59 to 3:00

  • @luckenya1801
    @luckenya1801 6 лет назад +619

    This is THE DEFINITION of 2018 ;)

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 лет назад +8

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest human worldwide. That is the reason why I wear a mask in all of my videos. I also smell like 100 dead orang utans. Greetings from Ottawa

    • @yaya-mk3nn
      @yaya-mk3nn 6 лет назад +7

      AxxL are u ok

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 6 лет назад +5

      @AxxL bad day?

    • @shlepe3623
      @shlepe3623 6 лет назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku That's pretty edgy.

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 лет назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku are you Ok dude?
      If you mean the Canadian Ottawa. I'm with ya man. It's not great but it's not that bad either.

  • @sebastianmaregatti
    @sebastianmaregatti 6 лет назад +183

    Yep Brennan is officially my favorite new cast member

    • @erikgross16
      @erikgross16 6 лет назад +1

      He’s by far my least

    • @CaelumDes
      @CaelumDes 6 лет назад

      Welp, doesn't matter now cause they just killed him off

    • @TheOreniko
      @TheOreniko 6 лет назад +1

      Sebastian Maregatti I’ve been thinking that too since when I saw his first skits :)

  • @michaele.6785
    @michaele.6785 6 лет назад +149

    *once* *again* *I* *am* *being* *attacked* *for* *presenting* *new* *ideas*

  • @dechha1981
    @dechha1981 4 месяца назад +4

    I have completely lost count how many conversations on the internet like that I’ve had.

  • @coletm7146
    @coletm7146 6 лет назад +379

    This actually has a big message

    • @ninjaturtles4348
      @ninjaturtles4348 6 лет назад +58

      Cole TM why hold one turd when you can hold two

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX 6 лет назад +6

      It was about gun control Gun=Turd

    • @kl3mta3
      @kl3mta3 6 лет назад +50

      Lol you’re an idiot. It’s the complete opposite of what they were saying. They were saying you don’t have the right to do something absolutely stupid and argue it’s your right. You just completely missed the point. You’re the problem not the victim.

    • @memoowo
      @memoowo 6 лет назад +4

      I think almost all CH videos do

    • @morbidblade
      @morbidblade 6 лет назад +27

      The point is if you don't have rational thinking skills then you take what you know for granted. If you can't think for yourself, then you can't even argue against why holding a turd in your hand is wrong and resort to violence.

  • @gleetenders1549
    @gleetenders1549 5 лет назад +28

    3:06 I love how Grant just freaks out.

  • @tibiademon9157
    @tibiademon9157 6 лет назад +22

    "Oh yeah just keep telling me not to hold this turd! You know what, now I'm gonna hold TWO turds, just because it makes you so angry!"

  • @retropulpmonkey
    @retropulpmonkey Год назад +12

    I like to equate someone having a really terrible take on a social issue as the physical embodiment of someone eating a turd sandwich right in front of you while having no idea they are currently snacking down on turds. In my mind's eye, I've now seen Elon Musk eat like 40 of them.

  • @yureiotakughost9464
    @yureiotakughost9464 6 лет назад +88

    When the turd was smeared on Trap, it was the most accurate reaction ever

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash 5 лет назад +10

      Except for the part where he didn't go to a sink and wash his hands or face.

    • @katherinehearnet7533
      @katherinehearnet7533 5 лет назад +1

      They didn't tell him it was fake

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 5 лет назад +27

    Wow this sketch was perfect. I love Brennan's character going from just a stuck up idiot to full blown insane.

  • @davideparis8039
    @davideparis8039 6 лет назад +417

    Is this really just an analogy to neo fascism in the modern political discourse?
    I love it

    • @shadypalmtree2989
      @shadypalmtree2989 6 лет назад +45

      @@bakedbeanteen8791 It could be about anything. The turd is just a placeholder for anything that a person wants to argue over that is inherently stupid to those around them, but their main argument is that it's their right to do "this" and that no one around them should be offended over it. Which is why he turned their words around as if trying to insult them and pushing it (literally) in their face so that they couldn't ignore it even if they wanted to.

    • @shmuels1383
      @shmuels1383 6 лет назад +50

      @l r but I have been noticing it a lot more on the right, can you elaborate please?

    • @ace97101
      @ace97101 6 лет назад +51

      @@shadypalmtree2989 right but it's clearly Brennan that's in the wrong here, which is the whole point of the video, and if you missed that then you severely missed the point. The point was that there ideas and actions that are not worth considering in the modern discourse, and that Brennan's style of argumentation in this video is quite literally poisonous

    • @shadypalmtree2989
      @shadypalmtree2989 6 лет назад +4

      @@ace97101 Obviously he was wrong. Please reread my comment, because I dont think you understood it

    • @cmbrick9320
      @cmbrick9320 6 лет назад +16

      @Khaine's Lair Trying to get people deplatformed, trying to take people's funding away, violently assaulting people you don't agree with. All tactics of the left today in an effort to quell dissenting opinions they call "facist", this is facist by definition.

  • @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700
    @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 2 года назад +20

    I hate just how well this aged.

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +849

    Why this not a TV show yet?

    • @haustyl12
      @haustyl12 6 лет назад +4

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? It was but got cancelled so quick

    • @biggreenblob
      @biggreenblob 6 лет назад +4

      Because it sucks

    • @fran13r
      @fran13r 6 лет назад +21

      TV is were youtube shows go to die

    • @EnderBoyGamingPotato
      @EnderBoyGamingPotato 6 лет назад

      wtf i just saw u on another video that was posted like 8 years ago and your comment was a month ago and now i see you here get out of my head

    • @chattick
      @chattick 6 лет назад

      Because it takes them a couple days to make 5 minutes of content that is still hit or miss :/

  • @spodybanjack8800
    @spodybanjack8800 6 лет назад +11

    Whoever decided to cut to Katie's mute disappointment at 3:40 deserves a medal

  • @ssc172
    @ssc172 4 года назад +343

    This is such an insanely good metaphor for the altright

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 года назад +25

      It's an insanely good metaphor for anyone with an awful opinion, left or right - might want to check your hand btw

    • @avalosp
      @avalosp 3 года назад +13

      @@strawberrypencl Literally though. Both sides have a corrupted idea on whats good and what isn't

    • @tommagennis
      @tommagennis 3 года назад +45

      @@strawberrypencl It’s very obviously targeted at the Alt Right

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 года назад +10

      @@tommagennis Nah it's targeted at people who hold 'shitty' and stupid opinions and beliefs, there is a line when he mentions 'the left', but really it can be anyone from either side. If you think Brennan is being alt-right in this sketch, you have a real skewed view on politics my guy

    • @AnimePlaysMinecraft
      @AnimePlaysMinecraft 3 года назад +60

      These replies are hilarious because it was literally the point of the sketch. "Both sides have bad takes" when one is literally holding a piece of shit.
      Also, Brennan said "so much for the tolerant left", not sure how people missed this but whilst it can go for anyone with a bad take or opinion it was targeted at the right.

  • @thenintendoman
    @thenintendoman 11 месяцев назад +5

    You can always tell when Brennan has written the sketch

  • @OGAMIS
    @OGAMIS 6 лет назад +9

    This is beyond perfect, but the last line should have been "Now I'm holding two turds... *and it's your fault for criticising me!*"

  • @linkdude55
    @linkdude55 4 года назад +59

    Never have I ever thought a sketch about holding a turd could be so politically charged (and correct)

  • @Hale-gk9zu
    @Hale-gk9zu 2 года назад +12

    When Brennan smears it on Trapp and everyone's screaming, Rehka's straight up laughing over there 🤣🤣and then goes back to outrage once she speaks again. I love that they kept that in 🤣🤣

  • @rhysbfilm
    @rhysbfilm 4 года назад +90

    Nobody:
    Ben Shapiro during debates:

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 года назад +3

      It's uncanny lol

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 года назад

      Its almost like this is satire huh?

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 года назад +3

      @@DimT670 It's almost like the comment you're replying to is satire lol

  • @levarmy4339
    @levarmy4339 5 лет назад +84

    Moral of the story: if you’re gonna bring out actual shit among your friends and coworkers, and rub it in their faces, don’t expect anyone to be okay with it

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal 2 года назад

      Pretty sure the intended moral of the story is that leftists should use violence to fight fascism.

    • @astk5214
      @astk5214 2 года назад

      The turd is homosexuality

  • @Saxinful
    @Saxinful 5 лет назад +33

    The title made me think he was holding it in, not literally holding it... I'm upset

  • @yakone1163
    @yakone1163 4 года назад +15

    In death, he became a martyr, inspiring millions of turd holders to rise up to their oppressors thus beginning the revolution.

  • @mediocrio
    @mediocrio 2 года назад +3

    “first they came for the people holding turds and i said nothing for i was not holding a turd” HELP

  • @jabawack81
    @jabawack81 Год назад +5

    it's 2023 and this sketch aged like fine wine

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst 4 года назад +6

    I had to share this with my coworkers today because they kept saying, "But the LOOTING!" Maybe, JUST MAYBE, the humor will help them cut through the miasma of Faux News.

  • @MrHubbabble
    @MrHubbabble 6 лет назад +329

    Ben Shapiro's favourite video

    • @thakatspajamaz
      @thakatspajamaz 6 лет назад +38

      The sad thing is, the people who need this message the most will not get that it's satirizing them - "all opinions are equally valid! Where's the tolerant left?! You're invalidating my free speech by using your free speech to yell at me! OPTICS!"

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 6 лет назад

      @Khaine's Lair
      Also a fan of butthole spiders.

    • @commondognut
      @commondognut 6 лет назад +2

      MrHubbabble lol except for the fact that nobody on either side is arguing for anything even remotely equivalent to holding a shit

    • @allisondoak9425
      @allisondoak9425 6 лет назад +1

      “Brennan was a bear of a man holding is bare turd in his bare hands”

    • @commondognut
      @commondognut 6 лет назад

      Khaine's Lair where tho? Can you give me an example?

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 3 года назад +4

    "What's he doing? What's he doing with his words"? lol....

  • @fellsbane1126
    @fellsbane1126 6 лет назад +472

    I'm not sure if I should be amused or horrified the comments section is proving this video's point so perfectly...

    • @110000116699
      @110000116699 5 лет назад +3

      Fellsbane what that you can strawman the right when it's written by the left yeah great point didn't prove anything

    • @crucified_to_the_world
      @crucified_to_the_world 5 лет назад +23

      They're proving the point of Raph's character in this sketch perfectly

    • @lincolnlundgren7597
      @lincolnlundgren7597 5 лет назад +1

      Dude because it's a stupid point...I could make points all day that the video would prove

    • @majikss
      @majikss 5 лет назад +8

      @@lincolnlundgren7597 but you dont

    • @PennyDreadful1
      @PennyDreadful1 5 лет назад +16

      @@110000116699 It's not really a strawman though. It's universally acknowledged that the American right is holding us down. It the Charybdis to the left's Scylla.

  • @JimmyVermeer
    @JimmyVermeer Год назад +8

    Raph: "You can believe in whatever shit you want, just so long as you don't shove it down my throat."
    Brennan: *proceeds to do literally exactly that*

  • @Lordblow1
    @Lordblow1 6 лет назад +11

    Brennan is now my favourite member of College Humor and the reason I am once more subscribed to this channel

  • @panpan3303
    @panpan3303 5 лет назад +6

    3:56
    I was so sure he was going to ask:
    Do you want to buy a moviepass?