Lying to Have Something in Common

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 5 лет назад +7623

    "Where most men have a spine, I have a little stack of cotton candy."
    Same

  • @wiht3630
    @wiht3630 5 лет назад +13417

    He ends the sketch with "what's up Rekah can I help you" so he was lying about not knowing their names

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 лет назад +1028

      His rant would've been awkward if he knew their names 😂

    • @jamesthetsundere1195
      @jamesthetsundere1195 4 года назад +440

      were you not watching the video he lies at every opportunity so he also lied about not knowing their names

    • @CedricCaffa
      @CedricCaffa 4 года назад +33

      W,I ,H,T thank you for explaining the joke!

    • @steaiii
      @steaiii 4 года назад +303

      well, if he said he remembered rekha's name and not Jess's then it WOULD be awkward. so, yanno

    • @IWIWAD21
      @IWIWAD21 3 года назад +5

      OMG!!!! 😆

  • @kassiem232
    @kassiem232 5 лет назад +6506

    “yes it a little bit would” is my fav new phrase, it just sounds so dumb and amazing

    • @zainmehal9950
      @zainmehal9950 5 лет назад +45

      It's perfect

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 3 года назад +97

      “None six flags” is fairly good too.

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 года назад +1

      Cool Guinea

    • @yoweygirl
      @yoweygirl 3 года назад +10

      1:26

    • @brackzaff
      @brackzaff 3 года назад +18

      "And you know that." is an important part of that moment.

  • @Liam_Mellon
    @Liam_Mellon 5 лет назад +7054

    As someone who doesn't drink, I can confirm that saying so DOES make the conversation weird

    • @mujjuman
      @mujjuman 5 лет назад +52

      Same

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 5 лет назад +374

      "Is it because you're (pregnant pause) religious?" 🙄 The much less interesting answer is I don't metabolize it well and turn into a lush at the smell of a 0.5% wine cooler but... let's go with religious zealot and see where the night goes

    • @laiatezenas3300
      @laiatezenas3300 4 года назад +293

      @@mujjuman I get "oh, are you a former alcoholic ? When did you quit ?"
      Uhm, no, I have a medical condition that makes me ill if I drink even a little bit of alcohol. But even if I were, how is that question not rude ? O_o

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 года назад +328

      “I had an alcoholic mother and am currently working through mental issues, so mind altering substances are a double no... oh did this become awkward somehow?”

    • @robertcotrell9810
      @robertcotrell9810 4 года назад +258

      It's truly wild how many people rely on alcohol in some capacity to fill a portion of their social lives.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 лет назад +8604

    So he lied about being CEO of so many companies.

    • @ks_cerealkiller
      @ks_cerealkiller 5 лет назад +89

      Catch him if you can

    • @endergeek236
      @endergeek236 5 лет назад +43

      That explains so much.

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 5 лет назад +21

      That is actually technically true once you think about it.

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 5 лет назад +22

      no he lied about the fact that they are sketches

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar 4 года назад +7

      "Yeah I watched it with MoviePass"
      "Oh I'm actually the CEO of MoviePass"

  • @contrametheus
    @contrametheus 4 года назад +4558

    this sketch hits hard because i used to have a really bad phase of pathological lying and this is EXACTLY what it is like. i didnt lie when i had to, i just lied because whatever. sometimes, to impress people, sometimes to keep the conversation going, sometimes for no reason at all

    • @Naoise012
      @Naoise012 3 года назад +147

      It's easier than telling the truth. Easier to remember the lies too.

    • @fairyscout4255
      @fairyscout4255 3 года назад +69

      Wait I thought that's compulsive lying? Pathological is to get smth yk?

    • @Naoise012
      @Naoise012 3 года назад +102

      @@fairyscout4255 you may have a point. I don't really know for sure. I've always heard the terms used interchangeably but in all fairness I've talked to a professional about it so I can't be sure.

    • @fairyscout4255
      @fairyscout4255 3 года назад +27

      @@Naoise012 i mean if you break it down a bit compulsive means that you cant help it and pathological is finding a path you know what im saying? So idk wether they named this opposite wise but logically speaking compulsive is doing things that you cant help like ocd thats a compulsive disorder you cant help it yk?

    • @Naoise012
      @Naoise012 3 года назад +7

      @@fairyscout4255 I already said you have a point because I get the logic.

  • @hak1111111
    @hak1111111 5 лет назад +3280

    "Then we all agree" *maniacally wheeze*
    God damn I love Brannen

    • @cane9965
      @cane9965 5 лет назад +27

      I can definitely see Brennan playing the Joker. That wheeze was it. Reminded me of Mark Hamill a bit.

    • @jessicagil1773
      @jessicagil1773 2 года назад +1

      I was looking for this comment 😂❤️ best part

    • @t.k.mcsneakyman6413
      @t.k.mcsneakyman6413 2 года назад +1

      we love brannon

    • @Jesuslovesyou0316
      @Jesuslovesyou0316 Год назад

      Godbless ❤️

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 5 лет назад +11411

    Her: I support gay rights
    Me [trying to impress her]: I'm gay

    • @issy785
      @issy785 5 лет назад +36

      Coen A tru

    • @kaikei1013
      @kaikei1013 5 лет назад +252

      lmao this sounds like something my brother would accidentally do

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 5 лет назад +196

      I cannot express in simple words how much enjoyment I received from this comment. Thank you.

    • @AloysiusWaffle
      @AloysiusWaffle 5 лет назад +47

      I’m gay I’m being serious

    • @jiggerblayne
      @jiggerblayne 5 лет назад +182

      There was a guy in high school
      Who thought I was just being gay to impress girls...I mean yah they think I’m awesome but what’s the end game.

  • @mrs.doctor1241
    @mrs.doctor1241 5 лет назад +2684

    "I don't know either of your names-"
    "WHAT'S UP, REHKA? CAN I HELP YOU??"

  • @lordhippopie9528
    @lordhippopie9528 5 лет назад +681

    He completely shattered on the very smallest amount of pressure. It was so hilarious. It would have been so easy to keep up the lie, but he unravels, which was unexpected but showcased Brennan’s impressive acting ability.

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 Год назад +15

      Literally just "Oh I'm talking about it from when I used to drink" and like done lie saved

    • @glovesflared
      @glovesflared Год назад +15

      ​@@BrendenTait8858or just double down and say "ah well that's what my cousin says at least", gotta your lies take on a life of their own

    • @itayker22
      @itayker22 Год назад +9

      She literally gave him a super easy out with that "is it from when you used to drink"

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 4 месяца назад

      It's not even that he gives in; he doubles down. If he's been outed as a liar, then he (the character) will lie a mountain to PROVE he's the most disturbing, pathological liar you ever met.

  • @boerica1207
    @boerica1207 5 лет назад +2971

    2:31 Brennan’s acting always baffles me...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +18

      It is so crazy! I comment and everybody recognizes me as the RUclips Megastar and tells me how much they adore my legacy! Say it, dear boerica

    • @heycharliemot
      @heycharliemot 5 лет назад +78

      His voice, it tickles my soul ... And loins

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 5 лет назад +13

      Reminds me of Andre Baugher as Captain Holt in B99 or the Beaver in Bojack Horseman

    • @tedcharleceus9753
      @tedcharleceus9753 5 лет назад +8

      Shit can he do asmr?

    • @BostonTeaPartay
      @BostonTeaPartay 5 лет назад +7

      Then we all agree! Hahahahaha.
      That really reminded me of Cicero in Skyrim tbh

  • @tripletoruses
    @tripletoruses 5 лет назад +867

    "The airport sticker's on your bag"
    " *gasp* Jessica, you're supposed to take that off"
    most underrated joke in this video besides him saying all of his family are astronauts

    • @mma.y
      @mma.y 4 года назад +6

      I dont get it can someone explain?

    • @tripletoruses
      @tripletoruses 4 года назад +60

      @@mma.y idk it was just really funny to me the way rehka delivered the line, and usually you don't keep those tags after you're done travelling on your stuff both as a convention and partly for safety reasons

    • @michaelsimpson6745
      @michaelsimpson6745 3 года назад +38

      The most underrated line is, “when the stakes are at their lowest…”.

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 лет назад +4035

    "Spinning webs, like a rat, with my forked tongue"
    Brennan knows nothing about animals?😂

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 лет назад +293

      They were each independent metaphors.

    • @sloonzz1012
      @sloonzz1012 5 лет назад +125

      ohmygod i LOVE animals

    • @terralim6849
      @terralim6849 5 лет назад +157

      So a rat has a forked tongue and the ability to lay a little egg inside a little vagrant's open knife wound. I think he may think rats are a kind of reptile.

    • @ai_sight
      @ai_sight 5 лет назад +64

      @@terralim6849 Don't forget spinning webs. You know, normal reptilian rat stuff.

    • @Admiral_Ali
      @Admiral_Ali 5 лет назад +18

      Then we all agree...

  • @FlyingSchweenies
    @FlyingSchweenies 5 лет назад +818

    I rewatched the video, and you can see him glance at her bag, then he says: “how was your trip”. Good job college humor!

  • @basmasonbol1395
    @basmasonbol1395 5 лет назад +2324

    When is Brennan going to star in a movie as actor or voice actor? Seriously minute-long sketches are not enough.

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 5 лет назад +52

      Dimension 20
      He dms

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 3 года назад +90

      He’s almost singlehandedly keeping Dropout going right now. Between Dimension 20, Adventuring Party and Adventuring Academy I think he’s doing something like 75% of the content they’re posting per week. The rest of the cast and shows are good but, phew, Heaven help that channel if they ever lose Brennan to a TV or Movie deal!

    • @brutusthecat6044
      @brutusthecat6044 3 года назад +30

      @@Bodyknock I'm not sure if they've managed to start rehiring people but he was the last full-time member left at college humour last January, everyone else was laid off.

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 3 года назад +21

      @@brutusthecat6044 Dropout is still going and producing shows. At the moment Brennan runs Dimension 20 and Adventuring Party, Trapp is still doing regular episodes of Um Actually and Sam is doing Game Changer, plus their animated Troopers episodes. I can't speak to what projects could be in their pipeline though.

    • @brutusthecat6044
      @brutusthecat6044 3 года назад +22

      @@Bodyknock You are right and I didn't mean to imply otherwise. What I was indicating was that last year January, all the creative staff apart from Sam Reich, the new owner of CH, and Brennan were sadly let go from their full time positions at CH. Highlighting the faith that Sam had in Brennan, and the direction that he wanted to take CH, which is why your comment was really on the nose. Obviously others are working in some part time capacities and making great content that I am more then happy to support on Dropout.

  • @TheTalyn08
    @TheTalyn08 5 лет назад +9406

    Brennan is OVERQUALIFIED for collegehumor lmfaooo

    • @izzyperformingarts3855
      @izzyperformingarts3855 5 лет назад +157

      I KNOW RIIGHTTT

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 5 лет назад +338

      Travis Bartlett Seriously, whatever they’re paying him it’s not enough

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 лет назад +208

      He is genuinely fucking hilarious.

    • @Tselel
      @Tselel 5 лет назад +120

      Can I get a sit down podcast of Brennan with BDG from Polygon?

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam 5 лет назад +105

      Shhh he might hear that and move like Adam did. I want him to stay forever. Ever since cracked got shit canned this is all I got left. Well at least until fantasy high season 2 is over

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 5 лет назад +1571

    Did... did Brennan just do the hiss from Silence of the Lambs?

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 лет назад +65

      Yes. It is his forked tongue between his teeth, a natural reflex, and he'd appreciate you not mentioning it.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 5 лет назад +12

      Yes, and he nailed it!

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 лет назад +13

      This is some pretty fucking top acting

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 5 лет назад +1

      Yes. Yes, he did.

    • @melanieortiz712
      @melanieortiz712 5 лет назад +2

      Yup and I snort laughed.🤣😂

  • @stolensentience
    @stolensentience 5 лет назад +2186

    All my cousins are astronauts.
    I’m much more down to Earth tho.

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs Год назад +312

    As someone who uses small talk as a defense mechanism in situations with new people, I've done this more times than I'm comfortable admitting

  • @caidenpriaulx6492
    @caidenpriaulx6492 3 года назад +337

    I’ve seen this sketch like 5 times and just now noticed Rehka putting a fucking saucepan in her bag at the start

    • @trickelly42
      @trickelly42 3 года назад +20

      How did I not see this?

    • @user-ri6mh1tq4n
      @user-ri6mh1tq4n 5 месяцев назад

      Even that isnt the same as the others' laptops XD

  • @boerica1207
    @boerica1207 5 лет назад +2120

    3:06
    I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T KNOW EITHER OF THEIR NAMES???

    • @nicholasp.1712
      @nicholasp.1712 5 лет назад +466

      Just another LIE!

    • @ra30r
      @ra30r 5 лет назад +146

      it was a lie!

    • @MelonLord8
      @MelonLord8 5 лет назад +27

      Exactly

    • @ninjamaster224
      @ninjamaster224 5 лет назад +66

      The entire emotional part was the lie lol

    • @olivermeloche2042
      @olivermeloche2042 5 лет назад +71

      But of course he was telling the truth that all his cousins are astronauts!!

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +2575

    Me on a date:

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 5 лет назад +660

    I cannot BELIEVE she left the airport tag on her bag! Don't you know that's how lying liars spin their web of lies?!

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +7

      It is also how lying liars who lie spin their lying webs of lies!

    • @SXA_Assassin
      @SXA_Assassin 5 лет назад +6

      Like a rat

    • @MapleBull95
      @MapleBull95 5 лет назад +6

      a rat with a forked tongue

  • @Zuqmaro
    @Zuqmaro 5 лет назад +748

    "You are deeply troubled"
    "Then we all agree" 😂😂😂

  • @Lurkily_Esh
    @Lurkily_Esh Год назад +92

    He even lied about not knowing their names, making it MORE awkward for himself. I had to laugh at that last line after that.

  • @MonarchyControl285
    @MonarchyControl285 5 лет назад +724

    See the only point where this video goes wrong is when she asks "I thought you don't drink" I would be saying something along the line of "oh, I don't, but... That time was very special it was the first time I ever drunk ever" and just keep digging myself deeper into my already deep and depressing dark hole of lies and deceit.

    • @gador789
      @gador789 5 лет назад +43

      I always know when my wife does this white lie stuff to move along a conversation and I'm always there to ask her specific questions just to press her.

    • @Brianfayt
      @Brianfayt 5 лет назад +21

      With your rat forked tongue.

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 5 лет назад +18

      Or you know, just say so I’ve heard.
      Or stock up on alcohol knowledge and claim to be someone who have 0 tolerance to alcohol but prefer their taste so you take a sip of specialty drink wherever you go but never take the second sip. Thus making you someone who doesn’t drink yet knows the taste of beer of all places.
      But more importantly, one should keep tract of one’s lies

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 лет назад +12

      I would just say, "I don't. Not anymore."

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 5 лет назад +4

      "I don't drink to get drunk, doesn't mean I've never tried a sip of beer."

  • @georgiamayer4051
    @georgiamayer4051 5 лет назад +710

    I’ve only read the title and I can already relate

  • @swoonwoon790
    @swoonwoon790 5 лет назад +891

    can we just talk about how brendan is like an A list actor (should be) is not globally recognized like this dude is and incredible actor

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 4 года назад +24

      cyclone shock I completely agree I believe every word out of his mouth. His delivery is second to none and I think he would be amazing in so many movies

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 года назад +20

      Who tf is Brendan?

    • @Raymuk
      @Raymuk 3 года назад +6

      I would like to see him play as the joker, i think he would be a perfect fit

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 года назад +14

      I dunno about Brendan, but Brennan is great

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator 3 года назад +4

      I'm not sure he has the range. He's great at playing maniacs and frustrated, angry or arogant people, but I don't think I've ever seen him (unironically) play a character that's warm, emotional, vulnerable, sad,...

  • @MarissaMacMarissa
    @MarissaMacMarissa 5 лет назад +298

    “WHATS UP REIKA, can I help you?!”
    Make me crack up

    • @matthewgonzalez2727
      @matthewgonzalez2727 3 года назад +8

      It always reminds me of that one annoying ass person that’s part of a group convo sometimes that’s always trying to undermine you or other ppl and it’s like,
      Dude. Why? Like why.

    • @Waruichinchilla9
      @Waruichinchilla9 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewgonzalez2727 that's exactly what it is lol.

  • @lordhippopie9528
    @lordhippopie9528 5 лет назад +259

    My question is how did he keep this up with them for two years if he confesses under the slightest pressure.

    • @gthetree1
      @gthetree1 3 года назад +10

      For the sketch

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +20

      He never got caught in those two years :)

    • @silentmeklar1783
      @silentmeklar1783 2 года назад +7

      No one questioned him before

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 Год назад +5

      All those lies cracked him.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 5 лет назад +198

    "What's up Reika, can I help you?!"
    I thought you didn't know their names?

    • @omgambardella
      @omgambardella 5 лет назад +55

      He is a liar..

    • @pyrelis8384
      @pyrelis8384 5 лет назад +1

      He did seem to be being morosely honest when he said they were strangers. Oddly enough, Jessica's name was spoken after that point, but throughout the whole sketch, Reika's name did not come up. So it was quite odd that he suddenly knew her name. It also seems odd he would lie about not knowing her name when it's established that he lies to fit in better, so telling her he does not know her name seem counterproductive to that. I'm guessing it was an error in the script. That or he did lie about not knowing her name, but I don't see why he would on that premise...

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 5 лет назад

      @@pyrelis8384 Or, and this is an assumption based on Ori's point:
      He lied so hard that he lied in the middle of confessing. You know, like how we don't know anything yet we've having a discussion as if we know something?
      *Just like in real life!* ... Except that I'm dead...

    • @clawer9
      @clawer9 5 лет назад

      Jonsku 666 it’s just a sketch y’all. Chill lol

    • @tjsmith249
      @tjsmith249 5 лет назад

      What’s up, Jonsku 666?! Can I help you?

  • @zaynemartin6754
    @zaynemartin6754 5 лет назад +2499

    WHATS UP REIKA CAN I HELP YOU?

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 5 лет назад +13

      Made the sence like he doesnt want help.

    • @DizzyDebacles
      @DizzyDebacles 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @erikbrownla
      @erikbrownla 5 лет назад +15

      I came to the comments to ask if she can just my man LIVE for once 😂

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 5 лет назад +148

      Didn't he say that he doesn't know their names seconds earlier?

    • @sonic2batt
      @sonic2batt 5 лет назад +84

      @@koffz-nl2118 web of lies lol

  • @heythereimholly1090
    @heythereimholly1090 5 лет назад +549

    “Silly putty person” why do I love this

    • @Alucario64
      @Alucario64 5 лет назад

      Its Brennan Lee Mulligan, what's not to love?

  • @b.sharp.
    @b.sharp. 5 лет назад +375

    I'm convinced that Brennan and I are the same person, except for the fact that he has talent, but besides that.

    • @lincalmighty
      @lincalmighty 3 года назад +6

      I'm convinced that Brennan moonlights as a bluegrass musician and goes by the name Billy Strings. I, objectively and empirically, know for sure that they are two different people; I know this as a fact, and I'm not saying that I would swear it in court. What I AM saying, is that the only way I can be completely sure is if they both stand side by side in front of me.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 года назад

      @@lincalmighty I am 100% certain they're not the same person.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 года назад +135

    I knew clicking this that it was going to be too real for me to laugh, and I hoped I was wrong, but I wasn't, and now everything is terrible.

    • @xiaolinstyle
      @xiaolinstyle 4 года назад +6

      First 45 seconds were really uncomfortable
      ... for me
      ... personally

    • @thequeenofsnakes5225
      @thequeenofsnakes5225 4 года назад +4

      Big mood, this is a bit of a problem for me
      I feel really bad

    • @greatgreenguild3303
      @greatgreenguild3303 3 года назад +7

      I thought I was the only one who really just cannot help but lie out of my ass to ease conversation like this, however never have I been called out or has it backfired. Right now there are so many versions of me out there I really have to be careful what I say around a group of people because I have no clue what I told who. I want to move to a new place and start fresh

  • @conkerlive101
    @conkerlive101 5 лет назад +1542

    Hey Brennan can I invest money into you? like you as a company?

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 5 лет назад +76

      He is a CEO of many companies so it would be complex to invest. Also many of his companies aren’t doing so great at the moment, like Moviepass.

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 5 лет назад +2

      that's called edumacation

    • @jogailejurkonyte4746
      @jogailejurkonyte4746 5 лет назад +1

      icon checks out

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 5 лет назад +3

      BRENNAN FOR PRESIDENT 2020

    • @jam2654
      @jam2654 4 года назад

      You should buy a movie pass, with 17, you get a large soda

  • @recks1151
    @recks1151 5 лет назад +1346

    every Brennan video is always WAY better than all the other stuff

    • @efrainsaucedo3134
      @efrainsaucedo3134 5 лет назад +29

      I agree. Hella creative and great actor.

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 лет назад +28

      Brennan is top tier collage humour but they're all great

    • @kellymo321
      @kellymo321 5 лет назад +10

      I love his College Humor stuff, but I'm excited to see him break out either as a writer, actor, or both. This guy really has a sense for on screen comedy.

    • @CaptRazer
      @CaptRazer 5 лет назад +2

      So true, his Machiavellian rants are inspired.

    • @gabriellehuston4665
      @gabriellehuston4665 5 лет назад

      So true

  • @theoriginaldave4088
    @theoriginaldave4088 5 лет назад +1953

    This guy needs to be doing something better with his acting career, he’s actually an awesome actor!

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 5 лет назад +110

      The original Dave true. There are some funny people on this channel but he’s on a whole different level

    • @unik124
      @unik124 5 лет назад +64

      Everybody’s got to start somewhere. I think he’s doing great! And when he’s ready to go somewhere, he’s gonna go far.

    • @Felarchy
      @Felarchy 5 лет назад +77

      I personally think that his acting skill is helping to lift everyone else up to par. He's set a new standard and the entire cast seems pretty invigorated by it. I hope he lands more prominent role eventually, but he really seems to love what he's doing with CollegeHumour. All around seems like a great guy to work with!

    • @8insects
      @8insects 5 лет назад +3

      Turd sketch is my favorite.

    • @AmirGTR
      @AmirGTR 5 лет назад +15

      Next Joker?

  • @KonkaBass
    @KonkaBass 4 года назад +16

    the tonal shift at 2:35 absolutely kills me. The dolly in, the ominus music, Brennan going full villain monologue. so good

  • @claracole5787
    @claracole5787 5 лет назад +90

    I love it when his voice breaks it adds so much humor to the sketch... and he pretty much did it for all the sketch xD

  • @TheLordOfMystic
    @TheLordOfMystic 5 лет назад +222

    "Oh yeah sure I've heard of this band."
    ~googles them 5 minutes later.

    • @ketashi6941
      @ketashi6941 5 лет назад +12

      ~googles them discreetly before the forked tongue has even finished its dance of deceit.

    • @elianalawrence8197
      @elianalawrence8197 5 лет назад +2

      OH MY GOD THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE DONE THAT IS TOO MANY TO COUNT

  • @manamejeffbeezos
    @manamejeffbeezos 5 лет назад +139

    *Brennan is such an incredible actor, I really want to see him go places.*

    • @the.n.1
      @the.n.1 3 года назад +7

      hopefully one day you'll see him go to san antonio

  • @TacetTheTerror
    @TacetTheTerror 5 лет назад +923

    Brennan is about 75% of College Humor's total amount of humor.

    • @SIREBRUM97
      @SIREBRUM97 5 лет назад +20

      Grant and Ally's show Total Forgiveness had me rolling on the floor! While Brennan drew me in like a moth to a hilarious flame, Collegehumor is the ROARING TOWNSFIRE blazing immediately behind it

    • @raphaelmuhammad1206
      @raphaelmuhammad1206 5 лет назад +4

      Which cast member is the College then?

    • @sherrysicle4341
      @sherrysicle4341 5 лет назад +5

      katie?? GRANT?????? hello

    • @sherrysicle4341
      @sherrysicle4341 5 лет назад +10

      i would also say trapp but i don’t support murders

    • @FalconFetus8
      @FalconFetus8 4 года назад +1

      I really hope he doesn't get poached like Adam did.

  • @corvusdove874
    @corvusdove874 4 года назад +66

    The cast often includes so many real-life facts about themselves off-hand in a bit that I'm now legit wondering if all of Brennan's cousins have been in space.

  • @50subswithnovids28
    @50subswithnovids28 5 лет назад +109

    Brennan: "I don't know either of your names."
    Also Brennan: 3:06

    • @flask223
      @flask223 4 года назад +13

      He was lying

  • @KapricornAlex
    @KapricornAlex 5 лет назад +240

    We NEED a Brennan two hour movie!

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 лет назад +6

      He definitely deserves to be in some big films he could have certainly destroyed that garbage Holms movie at least.

  • @ZrinNZ
    @ZrinNZ 5 лет назад +485

    Rekha's "you are deeply troubled" is extremely well done.
    I LOVE deeply troubled people.

    • @mujjuman
      @mujjuman 5 лет назад +12

      I am deeply troubled. Wanna go out?

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 5 лет назад +3

      Hello my people

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 4 года назад +2

      Hello. I'm trbld and it seems... I'm out of friends. I need some new f r I e n d s . Would u like to be my new f r I e n d ?

  • @nbucwa6621
    @nbucwa6621 5 лет назад +209

    Okay but how is Brennan still so cute even when he's describing himself as spineless slime

  • @cjrockband
    @cjrockband 5 лет назад +46

    "I don't know either of your names"
    "we've been working together for 2 years, I helped you move"
    Same tho

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 5 лет назад +148

    Me: sees Brennan on the thumbnail
    *clicks*

  • @patricktervo2013
    @patricktervo2013 5 лет назад +3053

    Anyone else do this a lot?

    • @mivana9097
      @mivana9097 5 лет назад +30

      Patrick R. Tervo yup
      way too much

    • @ryanriley4191
      @ryanriley4191 5 лет назад +14

      Yes

    • @Fantafaust
      @Fantafaust 5 лет назад +22

      I think everyone does, just a little bit

    • @noradouglas7056
      @noradouglas7056 5 лет назад +11

      I honestly can remember the last time I told the truth

    • @ivohansen4730
      @ivohansen4730 5 лет назад +10

      i feel personally attacked

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 5 лет назад +410

    Uh yes I'm also black
    I'm just very very light-skinned

    • @SuperFetaCheese
      @SuperFetaCheese 5 лет назад +35

      As a mixed race guy, this is me but unironically.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 лет назад +2

      wait so would that be true or not.. 🤔

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 5 лет назад +3

      @@F1ll1nTh3Blanks Yes......

    • @noneofyourbusiness2992
      @noneofyourbusiness2992 5 лет назад +3

      I'm mixed and that's an actual description of me

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 5 лет назад

      @@noneofyourbusiness2992 Funny thing...also mixed XD

  • @Ju9lia1n
    @Ju9lia1n 5 лет назад +14

    This actually happens to people when they have associated lying with surviving.
    Usually to people who come from abusive (both physically, and emotionally) households. It gets psychologically rooted pretty deep.

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 2 года назад +12

    You know, if a conversation getting awkward is so scary for him, then what he just did took some serious courage. Respect.

  • @spark295
    @spark295 3 года назад +21

    "I don't know either of your names"
    top tier line

  • @ollysombrero8427
    @ollysombrero8427 5 лет назад +313

    i think brennan is one of the better writers in collegehumor.

    • @image_worlds
      @image_worlds 5 лет назад +21

      Brennan is easily the best writer at CollegeHumor, it's not even close.

    • @laiva2175
      @laiva2175 5 лет назад +11

      Zac was the best
      Then Trapp and Brennan

    • @breannamoore6071
      @breannamoore6071 5 лет назад +10

      @@laiva2175 I would place Brennan above Trapp.

    • @chironburl5008
      @chironburl5008 5 лет назад +24

      I don't know if Brennan is the best writer, I think it's just skewed because he acts in a lot of his sketches, and he is by far the best actor

    • @JayDealzz
      @JayDealzz 5 лет назад +5

      @@chironburl5008 yeah but you have to admit.. his monologues are both brilliantly written and preformed.

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 лет назад +188

    Has Brennan really been on Collegehumor for 2 years? Time flies

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 5 лет назад +10

      Im surprised jessy has been for 2 years.

    • @fredharding5087
      @fredharding5087 5 лет назад +48

      The Magnifikle I think a lot of CH members work behind the scenes for a while before they start appearing in sketches

  • @pierocenni9498
    @pierocenni9498 5 лет назад +77

    3:06 He lied about not knowing their names... 😳

  • @thebendalorianbricks1871
    @thebendalorianbricks1871 3 года назад +27

    “Where most men have a spine, I have a little stack of cotton candy” that’s my favourite line.

  • @nullifiedpenguin895
    @nullifiedpenguin895 3 года назад +21

    He said her name at the end meaning he lied about not knowing their names. Which he said he was lying about in the first place so its a meta lie that leads itself to its begging.

  • @washyrose5904
    @washyrose5904 5 лет назад +40

    2:49
    I lost it.
    I wonder if the bloopers are any good. Amazing as always, Brennan.

  • @MrBasileus
    @MrBasileus 5 лет назад +112

    Every single person in my family is an Astronaut! lol

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 лет назад +5

      I want more about that part definitely. Poor Brendan. The only one in his family not in space.

    • @marcflores2445
      @marcflores2445 5 лет назад

      But it also might be a lie :(

  • @Coasterlocity
    @Coasterlocity 5 лет назад +47

    Lol, when Brennan has an insanity moment and loses it it's always priceless. My favorite parts of the college humor sketches. The NYC one got me to subscribe 😂

  • @kaetea3939
    @kaetea3939 4 года назад +10

    Man it’s crazy the difference between Brennan’s energy here and in a sketch like the one where he refuses to look at a menu. Totally different person, I feel like so often the cast of CollegeHumor play mostly the same character, it’s nice to see a totally different role

  • @WoebegonLlama
    @WoebegonLlama 5 лет назад +10

    I keep coming back to this video and I don’t know why

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 лет назад +54

    These personal attacks are getting more and more frequent CH!

  • @luanskrelja232
    @luanskrelja232 5 лет назад +80

    Now I have to check every video made by brennan to see if they really arent any names in there

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 лет назад +13

      Let us know.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +4

      That was Brennan's plot the whole time!

    • @elliot20201
      @elliot20201 5 лет назад +3

      To be fair he said Reika's name at the end of this one... Just another lie...

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 лет назад +352

    What if you have lying in common in the first place?

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 лет назад +16

      Then you'd have a dysfunctional commonality, which will perpetually linger in your relationship with them. If you're at Brennan's level then you're essentially Jim Carry from Yes Man and wouldn't truly understand your truth, because your "truth" is nothing more than a lie! Eventually, you'll get tangled in your own straw man that's being perpetuated like a kinetic energy bouncing between 2 points: you and the person you have lying in common with.
      Would you know if this person likes you or lied just to not feel alone? Would you know if they actually want to hang out or is lying to essentially have a connection with another human being? Going down this rabbit hole, you've essentially fucked yourself into your own Twilight Zone.
      Sorry, I was channeling my inner Brennan.

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 лет назад

      @@Don-C.L. Real or fake each can have equivalent value.

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 лет назад

      @@zsurvivalist7996 However, one is more genuine genuine than the other and holds not as many nuances. The other, however, just makes you a genuine liar and that's the ONLY genuine connection you have with someone. There's no clarity or transparency; only internal dystopia depending on intent. They can never be the best man or maid of honor, as there's too many mental nuances to truly feel complete with them.
      I'm still in character and this is fun! It all depends on what your relationship is like at base. Are you like Brennan and trying to win their approval or are you an anxiety driven maniac who doesn't truly know how life works?

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 лет назад

      @@Don-C.L. but eventually you yourself become the lie what was one fake becomes distorted. What was once a lie becomes truth , what was once a truth becomes a lie. The persona that which you put on crumbles as your spun lies take to reality and become who you are. A relationship built upon lies becomes a deep meaningful bond with true connections. But what becomes of a fake once the truth is unraveled ?

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 5 лет назад

      That's called a "relationship."

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 3 года назад +20

    0:49 slime... man...

  • @sherwinbrowne3475
    @sherwinbrowne3475 5 лет назад +80

    Why didn’t he just say he drank a non alcoholic beer 🤣

    • @rodmullen64
      @rodmullen64 2 года назад +3

      Because somehow that's lamer than just not drinking

  • @spencethealien
    @spencethealien 5 лет назад +86

    "What's UP, do I KNOW YOU?!" Is the best way to summarize a natural thought process when someone is cross examining you randomly lol

    • @discoguru8363
      @discoguru8363 5 лет назад +10

      But he says what's up, can I help you?

  • @chadamonkey5641
    @chadamonkey5641 5 лет назад +45

    I thought this would end with Brennan's very existence being a lie.

  • @furqanbaba5274
    @furqanbaba5274 5 лет назад +51

    2:56 seems like he's trained in Shakespearean

  • @emmagibson5039
    @emmagibson5039 3 года назад +5

    This is surprisingly relatable 😂 there’s been many times I lied about knowing or liking something just to keep the conversation smooth and hoping I don’t get caught

  • @railpwn1268
    @railpwn1268 4 года назад +10

    at 1:05 it feels like they make these sketches to passive-agressively insult eachother lmao

    • @barrettm.w7031
      @barrettm.w7031 Год назад

      Brennan wrote this sketch, so he is essentially insulting is himself

  • @naid5533
    @naid5533 5 лет назад +185

    3:07 so he does know her name?

    • @ra30r
      @ra30r 5 лет назад +56

      it was a lie!

    • @naid5533
      @naid5533 5 лет назад +5

      @@ra30r hmm makes sense!!

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 лет назад +17

      He lied about lying about not knowing their names!

    • @blimeygirl4357
      @blimeygirl4357 5 лет назад +26

      He didn't wanna make the conversation weird by admitting he only knows one of their names. This way it's more equal and less weird.
      Or it was a mistake, who can say.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +8

      He literally said that all of his cousins were astronauts after he confessed to being a liar. Lying about a name is of no surprise.

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 5 лет назад +8

    0:28
    The video could've ended here and it would be my favorite video ever.

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 лет назад +45

    3:12 it's the tower of cards from the last sketch they did

  • @superkingoftacos2920
    @superkingoftacos2920 10 месяцев назад +2

    My brother used to do this. Someone called him out on it when he did it too many times in a row and I could hear his heart shatter.

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 4 года назад +24

    0:11 is no one going to talk about how Reika is putting a pan in her bag?

    • @itsNOTtime-
      @itsNOTtime- 2 месяца назад

      I never noticed that omg 😂

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 5 лет назад +85

    *Sees Brennan in the thumbnail*
    *Sees Brennan in the writer*
    *Hits like before watching in anticipation*

  • @nobodyspecial9
    @nobodyspecial9 5 лет назад +6

    Brennan's just flaunting his voice acting skills at this point. That manic laugh at the end was just the best.

  • @nemesisslayer863
    @nemesisslayer863 5 лет назад +315

    Ok Brennan seems a bit like a psychopath in this sketch

    • @carnage-85
      @carnage-85 5 лет назад +28

      in this sketch? is this your first?

    • @nemesisslayer863
      @nemesisslayer863 5 лет назад

      @@carnage-85 no i've watched colleg humour for years

    • @MisterAPH
      @MisterAPH 5 лет назад +1

      A bit?!!!

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 лет назад +12

      I assume you've never seen ANY of the CEO skits.

    • @nemesisslayer863
      @nemesisslayer863 5 лет назад

      @@Don-C.L. i've seen all of those

  • @torvurd
    @torvurd 4 года назад +1

    I feel that part about not drinking in my soul. People always get so weird when you tell them that.
    Followed by "have you tried [their favorite 10 drinks] though. It's really good."
    Yes I have and I hate all of it, please stop.
    "It's not about the taste though" they will say. And to that I say "AAAAAAAHHH" in my head but "I just don't like being drunk" out loud.

  • @SouthernBelleReviews
    @SouthernBelleReviews 5 лет назад +28

    "Where most men have a spine, I have a little line of cotton candy."

  • @Baruch.Goldstein
    @Baruch.Goldstein 4 года назад +15

    Brennan is like if Adam and grant had a child with all of their most uncomfortable traits

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 2 года назад +11

    This one hit too close to home for me because I had to go to therapy for being a habitual liar

  • @AnnauraK
    @AnnauraK 5 лет назад +15

    I seriously don't appreciate being called out so publicly like that OK thx bye

  • @SYSRQLLQRSYS
    @SYSRQLLQRSYS 3 года назад +5

    brennan is at the top of his game conniving his way into people's minds with his moving words. probably why ppl love dimension 20 so much

  • @trenvert123
    @trenvert123 Год назад +4

    From his New York video that had a rat laying an egg, to this video of a rat spinning a web. This guy has seen some weird rats.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +17

    Basically me trying to socialise

  • @jobliar937
    @jobliar937 4 года назад +6

    "All my cousins are astronauts, every single one; I'm the only person in my family who hasnt been in space"

  • @theprotagonist1235
    @theprotagonist1235 5 лет назад +23

    2:29 "from the airport sticker on your bag, I can deduce that you are Kira."
    L Lawliet, probably.

  • @ChronologicalFern
    @ChronologicalFern 5 лет назад +1

    Yup. My life right there. It's been a few months now since I became self aware of my lies, they come as reflexes and it's challenging to say the least to remove this innate instinct from my life. But I believe I'm making progress.

  • @cane9965
    @cane9965 5 лет назад +70

    Hear me out....
    Brennan as the Joker...
    Just saying...
    Pls....

  • @catokella9209
    @catokella9209 5 лет назад +29

    ⭕ bullying/harasment
    ⭕ spam
    🔴 i'm in this picture and i don't like it

  • @LilyMilos
    @LilyMilos 5 лет назад +63

    Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. Jessica did not pass through Six Flags and Longhorn Brewery to bandy crooked words with a cotton candy-spined man.

  • @RGld-jg8rs
    @RGld-jg8rs 5 лет назад +10

    Whenever somebody asks me whether I know about this one thing, I always say "I've heard about it" but in reality have no f*cking idea

  • @castro1011
    @castro1011 10 месяцев назад +1

    0:28 all he had to say was, "I dont drink, my couisn has just said its incredible"

  • @ikeekieeki
    @ikeekieeki 5 лет назад

    this video is underrated as heck, boost that visibility for our friend Brennan