Redaction Agreed. That is more insulting than anything else in the movie, including the terrible waste of the considerable comedic talent of Maya Rudolph.
@@zepplayz_yt213 so this movie is just stupid warning to update your phone just because it made a small mistake and if it didn’t happen this movie wouldent exist?
The worst part of Alex is that if he gets annoyed by his phone notifications and make him embarrassed, why didn’t he just turn the sound off? That could’ve been easier than just RESETING HIS PHONE
17:10 I work in IT, and usually when you delete something it’s not actually deleted, it’s just marked as “okay to overwrite”. Only when an iPhone or Android reset, it literally changes all of the sectors in those areas as “1 or 0” so that none of the data can be accessed after a full factory reset. TL;DR: That’s how PCs work, but you’re right about this with phones/mobile devices.
I actually have lived long enough that a woman who is a princess and needs rescuing, or is super feminine, would be MORE of an original character that the cliche “I wear black and have highlights because I need to be me! I’m a badass and an original, a rebel.” Girl that is in EVERY movie.
@Jupiter Foxx how does he come off as an asshole? his literally just explaining science to people who don’t understand. just because it hurts your feelings doesn’t make him wrong
I swear this movie was just so absolutely terrible. what idiot actually let this movie be made? The reviewers actually thought, "You know what? This is pretty good. Let's put this into theaters." God i hate this movie so much
I LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOVE NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!
actually that reminds me of this one tumblr post where a guy failed a seduction check and thus was sent to prison, then he decided that IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY AND GET OUT VIA *ANOTHER* SEDUCTION CHECK!! (obviously he failed)
@@Yourfavoritemess You know that's right. For him to have listed every sin of this movie, this video would have to be 3 freakin hours long! I don't always agree with Jeremy of Cinemasins but in this video, I agree with alot of what he said. And I really agree with him on 8:58 - 9:08, amen to that one!
Also a bit of Wreck-it Ralph and The Lego Movie. Which it would never happen because the producers of this movie don't understant why those films worked.
We had movies about Toys, pets, feelings, vehicles, and now emojis. What's next? Oh and there was also a movie about kitchen appliances way back when too
Taking high five was actually a good tactic on the bots side, as we see, jene chases goes after high five, thus hopefully leading him to the bots so they can destroy him. What the bots didn't consider is jene's plot armour.
15:38 Also, something that wasn't talked about, when you get a password wrong many many times, you get locked out. So why does the firewall allow Gene, Jailbreak, and Hi-5 to have as many attempts as they can? That's not what regular computers are meant to do let alone a firewall.
Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or H***? The answer is h*** - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and H*** and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (H***). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved
I feel like it needs more. I've played the maps for Feel This Moment and Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (both versions), and they did none of the moves correct. Also, Feel This Moment isn't even in Just Dance Now or Unlimited. If they wanted to do that scene correctly, then have them move their heads crazily or make them do Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Alternate)'s choreo correctly. Plus, they played this movie in the UK when the Queen died.
Hi-5 couldn't contort himself into a fist bump when trying to get into the Favourites Club, but has no problem with moving his fingers however he wants the rest of the movie.
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'Never be afraid to share your ideas. After all, someone got together with a group of people and said "Let's make a movie about a tornado full of sharks!" ' Apparently the directors of this movie didn't understand there *is* a limit..
The Emoji Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, truly the absolute pinnacle of human creation everything pales in comparison to this work of art. The plot is beautiful it has me gripping my seat for the full length of the runtime every time that it blesses my screen. When they found themselves in Candy Crush, I felt nothing but pure euphoria as Candy Crush is easily the greatest thing to bless the video game industry. The Just Dance scene made me get up in the theatre to boogie to the beat as I hoped that my efforts would be enough to get them through. Every time the scary evil emoji, Smiley came on-screen with her killer robots I was terrified, I was extremely scared and hoped that they would not get the good guys. The protagonists are the greatest to ever grace the big screen, with Gene, Jailbreak, and Hi-5 synergizing to form the greatest team of heroes since Paw Patrol. Gene is very relatable showing the audience that they can aspire to be whatever they want and that it is just everybody else holding them back from reaching their potential. Gene is an amazing character and the way he gets back up every time he fails is truly a work of art, his becoming a yellow piece of candy in Candy Crush was also very funny. Hi-5 voiced by James Cordon is absolutely hilarious, James Cordon is already a very, very funny man who gives me uncontrollable side-splitting laughter. In this movie, he is somehow even funnier everything he does is hilarious, and he clearly deserves to be in the V.I.P section at the start of the movie, and anybody who cannot see that is an idiot. Jailbreak is just another addition to the great characters seen throughout the film, her goals are mysterious and unclear, yet she helps Gene and Hi-5 on their honorable quest. She is an amazing hacker and super cool emo girl which makes the plot twist of her being the Princess so much better. The plot twist was the greatest ever seen in cinema on a level that has never been seen before. There as so many more amazing characters that I could write about such as Gene's parents but if I were to write about every good character in this piece of true cinema I would be here forever. The best part of this movie is the truly hilarious side-splitting humor, I touched on this briefly when mentioning the greatest comedian ever James Cordon, but I fear that I did not truly do the humor justice. Therefore, I will continue to write about the genius behind the comedy in this movie which is only to be truly comprehended by the smartest of all individuals. An interaction between the Poop emoji and his son is a notable example of this, Poop: Okay, Son, what should we do after the potty? Poop's Son: Should we wash our hands? What should we do? [They both start laughing] Poop: We're number two! Even while writing this, I am laughing, the genius behind that joke is perfect and every aspiring comedian should be taking notes. This is but a glimpse, a small window into the comedic genius and beauty behind the comedy throughout the film. The Emoji Movie is truly God's greatest gift towards humankind, we are truly not worthy of such a perfect gift as The Emoji Movie.
I know that most of like using emojis while texting or posting comments, but to make a movie about them was the stupidest idea. This is the only type of emojis I want to see: 😀👍❤🍍🏆. I do want to see the moving talking animated types in movies
Note; How the hell do the emojis get deleted, when the phone gets reset or whatever the emojis are already installed to the phone, so there was no danger to the emojis in the first place.
Creators: "Not my problem." Everyone who was basically paying to watch 90 minutes of ads: "You're right, our lawyers are your problem. Also hate speech."
"The last time I was in this cube, I screwed everything up." Gene just said exactly what the screenwriters said as soon as they were asked to write a new movie after this.
Fun fact: The heart Emoji was the actual first Emoji not the Smiling Emoji Edit: Actually, it was a part of a group of the first emojis. This is excluding Emoticons. 🤓🤓🤓
@Michael Luzier Stop! This is just a stereotype Just dance is a dance ap AND BOYS CAN DANCE I think boys are supposed to dance more then girls actually You can think I'm weird or stupid
@@gavo5125 *i like my liver as it is, in a non explody fragmentary state...besides i don't want to void the warranty and inducing ethanol based chemicals or similar compounds that would incur that sort of reaction just seems to be the sort of recreational activity i want to avoid... besides having your liver explode would be very traumatic and distressing to the other near by internal organs who would be made very sad and need weeks worth of counselling afterwards...i have enough ongoing problems not to add that to my list as well*
Good news is you'll pass out and or die. Which might not sound like good news at first, but it'll be better than having to sit through the rest of the movie.
Smiler: "I was the original emoji" No. The heart was the original emoji. It was the first one that was made according to an interview with the guy who made emojis.
"Why would the Christmas Tree emoji have a name & why would it be Tim?" Maybe his last name's Bur....don't look at me like this movie's above making that kind of pun
The app on the phone is called Just Dance Now. It uses your phone's accelerometer to track your movements, much like the Wii did. The only thing is is its a big money pit of paid-for content.
...On your phone, ANYWHERE you can see a keyboard, there's a little face icon if it's not ancient. Clicking it will open up your Emoji. Thankfully, The Emoji Movie cannot happen because it directly contradicts how emojis work in the real world.
Don't be. The length of this video was specifically chosen to make it place better in RUclips's recommendation algorithm. This is also why CinemaSins videos now hover around 15-25 minutes where they used to be about 7 minutes long. As shorter videos used to be preferredby the algoirthms and now this length is. CinemaSins work prior to this was working for a company specializing in viral marketing.
There is only 1 thing I loved about this movie. The fact they invited JacksFilms and his wife to the Premiere. The guy who spent months making jokes about the movie 🤣
The F8 of the Furious already broke the sin counter! Even though it was lazy, The Emoji Movie was clearly more coherent than that. August 13, 2019, 9:07pm
You should’ve added bonus rounds. Product placement round. Outdated slang round. Poop joke round. Outdated app round. Wtf round. Could’ve brought the sin count up to at least 3000, which is what this piece of shit movie deserves instead of 275. It needs way more than 275.
And a bonus-bonus round for in-your-face Chinese-pandering product placement. Yeah, looking at you, WeChat in the phone of an American teenager who isn't even Asian so no "just a way to keep in touch with gramps in Hongkong" BS applies here.
I just saw something. The ending is Alex saving his phone from deleting but now, 4 years after the movie’s premiere he probably got new phone so emoji’s are dead XDDD.
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The main villain would be a perfect villain of a horror movie. Imagine fighting someone who don't feel pain and is always happy. Trully terrifying
Holy shit you’re right
Isn't that the Joker tho
Ho lee shit , jokes aside that is really a great villain
ahem joker ahem
So like the Joker. He doesn't feel pain and he laughs at everything.
If gene could do any emotion for the yellow faces, then why don’t they just hire gene to do every face, thus avoiding the entire movie.
Good point
Ryan Anderson amazing point
Because the developers were on crack before making this. Lots, lotsa crack.
Upgrades people upgrades
Because the producers want M O N E Y
Basically the plot for this movie: Some kid wanted to restart his phone because he failed sending a text to his crush.
“Sir Patrick stewert, I messed up a text? TIME TO KILL EVERYONE”
He could’ve just said “wrong person”
@@flowertintomorrow7271 ive never thought about that.. i agree with you, dear commenter!
@@flowertintomorrow7271, or delete the message. Or just could’ve said it was a mistake.,
@@joeyjerry1586 He could say "oops wrong emoji lol" and that would work.
This is one of these movies that needs a second sins video. There was definitely way more sins than what Jeremy pointed out the first time.
Agreed
Facts
Like James Corden
The fact they got Patrick Stewart to play a literal shit deserves at least 100 sins alone
Redaction Agreed. That is more insulting than anything else in the movie, including the terrible waste of the considerable comedic talent of Maya Rudolph.
Patrick Stewart is so nice he agreed to do it knowing it would be a bad idea. Respect for him
I thought you wrote Patrick Star
True
Add 100 more zeros and it will be accurate
Emoji movie in a nutshell: “did my phone just send the wrong emoji!? I NEED TO DESTROY IT!!”
The entire movie happened because that kid forgot to UPDATE HIS STUPID PHONE
@@deadmonsterhead4507 so this movie is just a but reminder to update your phone
ITS AN ABOMINATION
@@zepplayz_yt213 so this movie is just stupid warning to update your phone just because it made a small mistake and if it didn’t happen this movie wouldent exist?
@@xxsweetassugarxx9840 yes this movie would never exist if he just updated his phone
"Everything Wrong With The Emoji Movie"
*plays whole movie*
i like your profile pic
That's one way to watch it
wait guys i jus realzed that mrs meh looks like a karan
“Everything’s wrong with the emoji movie
🥰🤣
The worst part of Alex is that if he gets annoyed by his phone notifications and make him embarrassed, why didn’t he just turn the sound off? That could’ve been easier than just RESETING HIS PHONE
I agree!! Like why resetting ur phone?? I swear, this movie makes no sense.
@@haunting_project exactly, if you disconnect your phone while resetting it, it’s OVER
And this is why I always have my Bluetooth headphones on at school.
@@haunting_project "here lies common sense"
hm this sin counter looks way too low
*"LET'S ADD ON 50 SINS AND MOVE ON"*
Now that's more like it lads
And then 100 more sins at once.
that's even more like it
lets add infinity sins and call it a day
You’re about 100,000,000,000,000 sins off.
Bernice Huff
You forgot a few zeros to that number
You forgot another 2 zeros
How can an emoji get bullied for being different? Every single emoji is different, this should have a million more sins
true
Fair
I Agree!
It should have been infinity by the power of infinity
@@tourmelion9221 which is still infinity
3 of the most painful ways to die:
•Shark attack
•Venom from snake bite
•Death by Emoji Movie
When you said "Death by" the first thing I thought of was The Sims lol
LMAO
F for all our fallen comrades
R.i.p for all our fallen comrades.
seems like a cluster headache
17:10 I work in IT, and usually when you delete something it’s not actually deleted, it’s just marked as “okay to overwrite”. Only when an iPhone or Android reset, it literally changes all of the sectors in those areas as “1 or 0” so that none of the data can be accessed after a full factory reset.
TL;DR: That’s how PCs work, but you’re right about this with phones/mobile devices.
that's a good insight
"wellllll acksually☝️🤓" ahh comment
@@thecalamitysanta6927 people nowadays judge others for being smart, at least they know something while you had no creativity to write something else
@@IkeaBrittaI was just trying to make a funny
BOO!😂😂 Did i scare you? I'm a bar of soap 🧼 just here to remind you to get ur ah in the 🚿 shower and go out@thecalamitysanta6927
For context: This movie has more sins than the Bee Movie
But how, The entire bee movie concept is completely wrong.
But not as much as the phantom menace
The bee movie is at least ironically good, this just hurts to watch
Bee movie has 0
that’s a no brainer
I actually have lived long enough that a woman who is a princess and needs rescuing, or is super feminine, would be MORE of an original character that the cliche “I wear black and have highlights because I need to be me! I’m a badass and an original, a rebel.” Girl that is in EVERY movie.
For real this is true.
Yes, either male or female. Seriously, could we have a male “damsel in distress” that ISN’T in a book about gender norms or something?
@JV _ What are you talking about? What do hormones have to do with anything
@Jupiter Foxx how does he come off as an asshole? his literally just explaining science to people who don’t understand. just because it hurts your feelings doesn’t make him wrong
@JV _ There are plenty of soft men and tough women. Humans are incredibly complex creatures and forcing us into boxes based on gender is dumb
“Did you find all of the flaws with The Emoji Movie?”
“Yes.”
“How long did it take?”
“The entire runtime of the movie”
"What did it cost?"
@@AriochStarr My dignity to watch the movie
I swear this movie was just so absolutely terrible. what idiot actually let this movie be made? The reviewers actually thought, "You know what? This is pretty good. Let's put this into theaters." God i hate this movie so much
@Christofer Pezet II 0 braincells
destroyed
Somehow Alex's teacher doesn't realise the whole class is on their phones during the lesson.
“Wait, it’s the whole movie?”
“Always has been.”
Lol
*shoots*
I LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOVE NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!
He made one texting mistake and decided to delete his whole phone?
same though
YakiMew Oof can relate
Makes snes
YakiMew Oof no actually he decided to delete his phone because it was acting way too weird and automatic thanks to Gene.
Not to mention why getting a girl thanks to 1 text convinced him to turn it back on.
How the conflict began: Sending an emoji with different expressions
How the conflict resolved: Sending an emoji with different expressions
Deadpool you just copied one of the other comments
Deadpool I guess lol
i used the *emoji* to destroy the *emoji*
Mc Donalds Mmmmmmm yes, the *floor* here is made of *floor.*
actually that reminds me of this one tumblr post where a guy failed a seduction check and thus was sent to prison, then he decided that IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY AND GET OUT VIA *ANOTHER* SEDUCTION CHECK!! (obviously he failed)
The worst part about this movie is that bro could’ve just updated his phone, avoiding this whole ass movie
Pointing out that 🖕is a canonical character in this universe
Thank you for this information
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The fact that he fit all of the sins into one video is legendary.
Not even all of them
@@nightshadewrites the whole movie is a sin
Nah,the movie's and hour and twenty seven minutes. You would need every second of it for this to be a full sins video.
Yeah, and I especially agree with Cinemasins on 8:58 - 9:08
@@Yourfavoritemess You know that's right. For him to have listed every sin of this movie, this video would have to be 3 freakin hours long! I don't always agree with Jeremy of Cinemasins but in this video, I agree with alot of what he said.
And I really agree with him on 8:58 - 9:08, amen to that one!
"This movie wants to be Inside Out so bad"
Yep.
Also a bit of Wreck-it Ralph and The Lego Movie. Which it would never happen because the producers of this movie don't understant why those films worked.
Did Out consent to that?
and Wreck-it ralph
Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace o
We had movies about Toys, pets, feelings, vehicles, and now emojis. What's next? Oh and there was also a movie about kitchen appliances way back when too
18:35 Hi-5's face gives me nightmares.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WTF IS UP WITH HIS FACE
This should literally just be +1 movie sin for every second
Every millisecond
Every planck time.
every nanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanomlilinanosecond
the movie’s around 1 hour 26 minutes long so that’d be 5160ish sins
Emoji movie rlly has many sins Including DUN DUN DUN:The- Theyre- A- D- S-
Cinemasins: progressively getting more pissed over this movie
That's like everyones reaction from meh to mad LIKE YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM
@@VioletsAreRed-mj7jyi LOOOOOOOOVE NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!!
*Tbh I was expecting you to say "this movie exists" and then end the video*
Yeezy Yeezy ~ This comment is dead dude.
If that would be the case, why would this video be 20 minutes long?
This movie exists, “add 1000 Sins!”
Same
My favorite sin.
Taking high five was actually a good tactic on the bots side, as we see, jene chases goes after high five, thus hopefully leading him to the bots so they can destroy him. What the bots didn't consider is jene's plot armour.
Fun fact and another sin: The first emoji was a heart, not a face.
Edit: Got rid of the edit lol
Interesting
So yeah, screw all that "I was the first emoji" crap.
Big-time studio doesn’t do basic research.
It could just be the first emoji Alex used on his phone idk
@@ReezeePeezy Well that's another sin for them being lazy hacks and not explaining that.
Friend: “what’s the best part about the movie?”
Me: It ended...
My favorite part is the ending
My favorite part is when I take the disc out of the blueray player and never play it again.
( People still use blueray players right? )
@@FeralToony no but I do
My favorite part is when I buy a toy of the character and pour alcohol over it and burn it
This joke again
15:38
Also, something that wasn't talked about, when you get a password wrong many many times, you get locked out. So why does the firewall allow Gene, Jailbreak, and Hi-5 to have as many attempts as they can? That's not what regular computers are meant to do let alone a firewall.
*ding*
You have mail!
Don't ask me why I know this but it's because the writers did some bullshit and make it so that every emotion he makes is counted as a separate person
It is even said why.
Because he has all different emotions in him, he is counted as different Emojis
Would you consider yourself to be a good person?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or H***? The answer is h*** - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and H*** and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (H***). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved
I feel like it needs more. I've played the maps for Feel This Moment and Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (both versions), and they did none of the moves correct. Also, Feel This Moment isn't even in Just Dance Now or Unlimited. If they wanted to do that scene correctly, then have them move their heads crazily or make them do Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Alternate)'s choreo correctly.
Plus, they played this movie in the UK when the Queen died.
That “not washing hands after using the bathroom” joke didn’t age well
its corona time *sidesteps while doing crab hands*
Yeah
Alyssa’s World im gonna be violently sick
Guess you could say it was a _shitty_ pun, hAHA--
Edit: Seriously, why are you liking this? I-It's not funny...
WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS
"This movie is so bad, it should be illegal. Oh wait! It actually IS illegal."
-matpat
You mentioned film theory
99999999999999999999999999 sins removed
Good job
Yay
*Jacks films has joined the chat*.
YESS! FINALLY, ANOTHER CINEMASINS *AND* FILM THEORY FAN!!!
they need to have a collab
Hi-5 couldn't contort himself into a fist bump when trying to get into the Favourites Club, but has no problem with moving his fingers however he wants the rest of the movie.
Even in ways that shouldn't physically be possible
@@croetrop2600 Fr tho lmao
@NonBinaryMusic thats true, so I guess you could say those facts go
*hand in hand*
He had to do more than that to make himself a fist
Shhh! 🤫 You're using too much logic. The movie might break if you do that. Wait, why am I shushing you? Keep going!
9:22 that’s actully kinda amazing that there is a 2 move solution lmao
The reason the tree is called “Tim” is because of the word “timber” which lumberjacks yelled when a tree they chopped down started falling
but he's alive, only dead wood is considered timber
Not for long
Once axe 🪓 finds him
"Everything wrong with Emoji Movie"
One word:
_Everything._
I love it
You read my mind
@Best Username probably another tik tok boi.
How much did this movie cost?
Because that’s the amount of sins I’m addin
This deserved a bonus round
Trevor Andrulis Ewwww, a MatPat watcher....
TheBigChicken so everytime you see someone's reaction you look at their account? tf?
MnM No, but I’ve seen MatPat’s ‘Illegal Emoji Movie.’ What would his account have to do with anything?
MR Cómico so true
Take a shot every time you cringe
5:27 OK OK!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME BUT!! I like the fact that their eyes follow the Ball at all times and even has a lower framerate
I am sorry that you had to go through this, Jeremy....
I shall tell your cat the news.
Mew.
420 likes when I'm saying this!
Da Dragon Durp, LOL
pinkiedashshy why
Garrett McClure *Your the weird ass here, not knowing that EVERY cartoon character who is a bipedal animal is a furry.*
I feel like 279 sins is wayyyyy to generous
So true
Agreed
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 sins for the fact of its existance
@@LaCabraAsada mulipy it by 100000000000 more times by its own number and thats what is the answer
I agree. ADD 1000000 SINS!!!!!!
Bonus sin: how did Twitter not spit literal acid at Hi-5 and Jailbreak due to all its toxicity.
Ikr
Because scoring a million dollars is more important than poking sensitive companies of their problems.
2
8
0
what happened?
Saying hi in Twitter is like giving the middle finger to your parents
This doesn’t need a video this long, it’s just immediately infinite sins
'Never be afraid to share your ideas. After all, someone got together with a group of people and said "Let's make a movie about a tornado full of sharks!" '
Apparently the directors of this movie didn't understand there *is* a limit..
Just search BIRDEMIC. It's even worse than Sharknado....
Samuil Diyanov Uzunov
But still better than this computer generated piece of garbage.
+Տhimmy Տhamrock Yup xD
My guess for the Christmas Tree’s name being Tim is because of Timber
i thought it was gonna be Chris
I feel that that sin was uncalled for. They didn't do anything wrong.
@@alastorlapid2365 If Hi-5 is just called Hi-5, then why does Christmas Tree get a name?
@@fuic That's Hi-5s sin, not Tim's.
@@alastorlapid2365 That is a sin from the movie, the blame was never put on a character
Everything wrong with the emoji movie? I’ll fix that title: everything IS wrong with the emoji movie
why does everyone hate the emoji movie
@@TCcool283 why wouldn't everyone hate it? (I'm sorry if you like the movie, everyone has opinions)
@@redd3797 are u joking
@@TCcool283 It really doesn't go anywhere. Kind of like Leonard Part 6.
The Emoji Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, truly the absolute pinnacle of human creation everything pales in comparison to this work of art. The plot is beautiful it has me gripping my seat for the full length of the runtime every time that it blesses my screen. When they found themselves in Candy Crush, I felt nothing but pure euphoria as Candy Crush is easily the greatest thing to bless the video game industry. The Just Dance scene made me get up in the theatre to boogie to the beat as I hoped that my efforts would be enough to get them through. Every time the scary evil emoji, Smiley came on-screen with her killer robots I was terrified, I was extremely scared and hoped that they would not get the good guys. The protagonists are the greatest to ever grace the big screen, with Gene, Jailbreak, and Hi-5 synergizing to form the greatest team of heroes since Paw Patrol. Gene is very relatable showing the audience that they can aspire to be whatever they want and that it is just everybody else holding them back from reaching their potential. Gene is an amazing character and the way he gets back up every time he fails is truly a work of art, his becoming a yellow piece of candy in Candy Crush was also very funny. Hi-5 voiced by James Cordon is absolutely hilarious, James Cordon is already a very, very funny man who gives me uncontrollable side-splitting laughter. In this movie, he is somehow even funnier everything he does is hilarious, and he clearly deserves to be in the V.I.P section at the start of the movie, and anybody who cannot see that is an idiot. Jailbreak is just another addition to the great characters seen throughout the film, her goals are mysterious and unclear, yet she helps Gene and Hi-5 on their honorable quest. She is an amazing hacker and super cool emo girl which makes the plot twist of her being the Princess so much better. The plot twist was the greatest ever seen in cinema on a level that has never been seen before. There as so many more amazing characters that I could write about such as Gene's parents but if I were to write about every good character in this piece of true cinema I would be here forever. The best part of this movie is the truly hilarious side-splitting humor, I touched on this briefly when mentioning the greatest comedian ever James Cordon, but I fear that I did not truly do the humor justice. Therefore, I will continue to write about the genius behind the comedy in this movie which is only to be truly comprehended by the smartest of all individuals. An interaction between the Poop emoji and his son is a notable example of this, Poop: Okay, Son, what should we do after the potty? Poop's Son: Should we wash our hands? What should we do? [They both start laughing] Poop: We're number two! Even while writing this, I am laughing, the genius behind that joke is perfect and every aspiring comedian should be taking notes. This is but a glimpse, a small window into the comedic genius and beauty behind the comedy throughout the film. The Emoji Movie is truly God's greatest gift towards humankind, we are truly not worthy of such a perfect gift as The Emoji Movie.
You wrote more than I ever did in english class
This was so beautiful
I'm going to assume all that was just tongue-in-cheek.
I am not reading all of that. I'm just going to give you a like for the extensive effort that went into this and call it a night.
Either this guy is a little kid, or he’s the guy who made the movie. 😂
I didn't think uploading full movies on RUclips was legal
DeadPieGamer This isn't a movie it's just a really long ad
Who said this was a ''movie''?
dont think this really classifies as a "movie"
Kevin Luna
Constant blatant advertising for apps and services being crammed down our throats for basically the entirety of the “movie”.
DeadPieGamer it's not a full movie you dipshit
Sin #1: The emoji movie exists.
Kewl Kiwi 👂👁👃👁👂🔫
👄
Kewl Kiwi Wow thanks for this totally original and definitely not copied comment
Jordan G. Multiply that by itself a few times and then you're sort of close.
70 sins
2 ser uma copia de detona Ralph
Everything wrong with the Emoji Movie in less than one second.
1. It was released.
The emoji movie is the worst movie I’ve EVER came across
@@4hunnid50 the worst movie in history of human race
Eh i don’t know why please do tell me
@@giornogiovanna6642 it’s just bad overall
I know that most of like using emojis while texting or posting comments, but to make a movie about them was the stupidest idea. This is the only type of emojis I want to see: 😀👍❤🍍🏆. I do want to see the moving talking animated types in movies
My younger self was crushing on the High Five emoji 💀
Mf what?
@@lArhum nothing boo
@@WCStudio. 💀
Oh hell nah
“It’s still September Tim.”
“Why would that be his name”
Me: Tim-ber? *Born To Die*
That...actually makes the scene worse
So are they destined to die?
How dare you try and defend this movie
We’re all destined to die
@@jax7669 Uhh Hes not? and the movie is good
Note; How the hell do the emojis get deleted, when the phone gets reset or whatever the emojis are already installed to the phone, so there was no danger to the emojis in the first place.
*Ding*
For the plot of course.
So, basically the whole movie didn't need to happen?!
@@myab1331 guess so
Smiler says she's the first Emoji. Then Jailbreak says emoji females could only be princesses n stuff
Add another sin. *F*ck this stupid movie*
Did you just assume an Emoji's gender?
Knifey McStab it’s not assumption since smiley girl is his mom who is a girl
I don't even think they have genders like another sin the fuck is this movie 20000 more sins
I made this comment have three hundred likes by liking it
3:18 She just gaslit everyone into thinking she was the original one, she’s a bloody tyrant.
You could easily just say "this movie itself is a mistake" and make the video 5 seconds long instantly.
@Christofer Foodist 🅥⸜⁄ Are you speed-running how to get everyone on the earth angry
I don't how I haven't seen anyone talking about the fact:
Why would there be more than one of the same emoji in the same phone?
Creators: "Not my problem."
Everyone who was basically paying to watch 90 minutes of ads: "You're right, our lawyers are your problem. Also hate speech."
What if you never use emojis? Are they fucking unemployed forever??
they should have letters. But then again it would be called emoji movie
All of my emojis on my phone are skeletons because of that.
😃🤣😂😀😙🙂😘😣😶😑😙😋☺☺
No regrets
cross sans You gave your emojis a job. Now they can feed their emoji families.
If the Christmas tree having an name were actually logical wouldn’t it’s name be Chris
"The last time I was in this cube, I screwed everything up." Gene just said exactly what the screenwriters said as soon as they were asked to write a new movie after this.
you should be at cinemasins!
*Ding*
Art krumins would be excellent at cinemasins
okay but i read this right as the video said that
How is this video not longer than the film itself?
He missed more than half of the stuff wrong with it.
@@Ajani_the_Insani you mean he missed 99.92742069% of the sins in the movie
This has 666 likes ._.
Yeah, so dont mess the numbers
I made it 1000 likes
Sorry had to mention it
Ok no one is talking about how the mom has a Karen haircut
69th like lol
cant wait for the where’s the manager emoji
Yeah I noticed that
This video was made before karen was a meme
How can you read my mind!?
The Christmas Tree is named Tim because it's "timber"
“Everything wrong with The Emoji Movie”
*E V E R Y T H I N G*
Everything IS wrong with The Emoji Movie
@@marisastoletheprecioussara118 He should've named the video that.
Miss Snick Snick
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
Im offend i love the emoji movie
Octavia's expression in your profile picture was my face watching this movie
Fun fact: The heart Emoji was the actual first Emoji not the Smiling Emoji
Edit: Actually, it was a part of a group of the first emojis.
This is excluding Emoticons. 🤓🤓🤓
❤
🤩😳😕
Correct
Edit:♥️
Edit:this is me from a year later :) thanks
❤️💝♥️🧡💛💜💚🤎🤍🖤💗💖💔❣️💕💞💓💘💖
❤
"Mistakes make you stronger"
the person who came up with the emoji movie: *visibly buff*
sorry to be a grammar Nazi but what I think you meant was:
the person who came up with the emoji movie: *UNLIMITED POWER*
@@jonathantadlock-stein2023
Ah yes, the negotiator. 😊
@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 omg you had me in the first half not gonna lie
@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 I was about to get angery xD
Literally chungus status
5:20 The fact that a lot of people use it, doesn't mean that Alex use it
Okay, now I'm wondering what teenage male in their right mind would have Just Dance on their phone?
Quote “My sister loved that app.” Unquote.
Dance Central is better
it's barely middle school so technically they're still kids lol
@Michael Luzier Stop! This is just a stereotype
Just dance is a dance ap AND BOYS CAN DANCE I think boys are supposed to dance more then girls actually
You can think I'm weird or stupid
@@andreaferrero530 everyone are kids
"Everything IS wrong with the Emoji Movie" would have been a better title.
That's a wonderful idea Flowey
Flowey the Flower Flowey? I thought you just killed monsters not make good ideas! (Not tryna be offensive here)
Alexander Magne, too clever!
1. For once flowey, you are correct without malicious intent
2. You’re still a character I hate
3. ...I forgot what I was gonna write here...hmmm...
@@tlebron8426 Ty ty **Bows**
CinemaSins Drinking Game: Take a shot for every second of this movie
no liver could survive such punishment without exploding...repeatedly
@@gavo5125 *i like my liver as it is, in a non explody fragmentary state...besides i don't want to void the warranty and inducing ethanol based chemicals or similar compounds that would incur that sort of reaction just seems to be the sort of recreational activity i want to avoid... besides having your liver explode would be very traumatic and distressing to the other near by internal organs who would be made very sad and need weeks worth of counselling afterwards...i have enough ongoing problems not to add that to my list as well*
Good news is you'll pass out and or die. Which might not sound like good news at first, but it'll be better than having to sit through the rest of the movie.
I’d probably die. Lol 😂
Dies...
7:29 “This place can get a little rough” *walks into the app*
Ad that popped up: “Welcome to Monster High!”
Smiler: "I was the original emoji"
No. The heart was the original emoji. It was the first one that was made according to an interview with the guy who made emojis.
Magus Paintbrush smiler is the emoji version of Amy pascal
I guess emoticons wouldn't count as emojis
E
Once, me and my siblings watched the Emoji Movie so we could fall asleep.
And it worked.
What a waste of energy
Really?
This movie annoyed the hell outta me, and I lack the ability to feel extreme boredom so it's a lose/lose situation for me!
Funny thing is I kinda like this movie, along with Wreck it Ralph, I still play it to fall asleep 💀
*sees title*
Me: this is gonna be a sin fest
Cella4246 XD
YOU get a sin!
And YOU get a sin!
EVERYONE GETS A SIN!
This movie sucks so much we got over 200 for people!
"Fest"
This movie portraying the emoticons as being the elderly is the only clever thing in this entire movie
Everything wrong with the Emoji movie:
*IT EXISTS* the end.
Emperor Of Wall
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
D The Australian but true nonetheless
Exactly
That’s the movie
a million sins just for that
Theres only one sin here:
*the entire movie*
the movie lasts 5160 seconds and every second of it should be a sin
@@felipeborquez6370 every *milisecond*
@AbbleMabble I can't count that much
Fedora Man **nanosecond
69th like. Now laugh.
This whole movie is a sin
Facts.
It’s one sin. Add as many zeros after the one as there are atoms in the universe and then it’ll be true
The sin is the movie
No it’s 900,000,000+ sins
Im pretty sure this movie violates the Geneva convention
"Why would the Christmas Tree emoji have a name & why would it be Tim?"
Maybe his last name's Bur....don't look at me like this movie's above making that kind of pun
when will movie's realize there are more types of girls than "edgy" and "princess"
I know right?! There’s a bigger spectrum.
@OwlTiger lmao, she really did-
@OwlTiger XDDD i didn't reaalize bruh not even emo she said edgy dumvbest move ever lmaoooooooo
Well, there's the "shy nerd", if you want that. I suppose that one's not gender-specific, though.
@Daniel Marinho Not in movies, no!
Another sin...
What the hell is Just Dance doing as a phone app??
ANTHONY THOMAS it’s basically just a controller if you don’t have a camera.
The app on the phone is called Just Dance Now. It uses your phone's accelerometer to track your movements, much like the Wii did. The only thing is is its a big money pit of paid-for content.
just dance now, or as it's really called, *paywall*
Finally someone pointed it out
It’s just like a wii remote for just dance but you use ur phone
Shouldn't emojis be stored in the keyboard, not the text app?
U
...On your phone, ANYWHERE you can see a keyboard, there's a little face icon if it's not ancient. Clicking it will open up your Emoji. Thankfully, The Emoji Movie cannot happen because it directly contradicts how emojis work in the real world.
Actually the Text Rendering engine..
Don't question it? They rode on a Twitter bird
Liked it because there were 666 likes. Also you're right.
10:06 WHY IS JUST DANCE A MOBILE GAME!?!?
I think because you can connect your phone to a rather newer just dance game with your console and use it as a joystick!
Content
I'm surprised this video isn't an hour long.
I'm more surprised it isn't 1 minute of him saying "everything is wrong, add infinite sins"
Making it an hour long would be torture for the viewers.
Ivan is A Cute Cookie fr
or just one minute just saying: The Movie.
You mean two, right?
Don't be. The length of this video was specifically chosen to make it place better in RUclips's recommendation algorithm. This is also why CinemaSins videos now hover around 15-25 minutes where they used to be about 7 minutes long. As shorter videos used to be preferredby the algoirthms and now this length is. CinemaSins work prior to this was working for a company specializing in viral marketing.
Actual Sin Count : 279
Me: That is some bullshit dude. This movie deserves about a million sins, or INFINITE sins.
MinecraftLovesMedi True. Fate of the Furious broke the machine so how does it not happened here or worse
Subaru? I know, I think the machine likes the movie.
Agreed.
MinecraftLovesMedi They made the sin counter stronger so it could endure bullshit like this movie.
But im not strong to watch it
After actually watching this movie, I can not believe that Jeremy did not give at least 20 sins for the Candy Crush segment.
he said he crushes lol
At 16:46 what would they use to fly if twitter was X in that movie
the twitter logo was replaced in 2023
and the movie released before 2023
@@officialcatinaboxanimsHE KNOWS DUMBASS GET OFF RUclips YOU CHILD
2:28 are we going to talk about how they both used the same toilet
He birthed him
No we're not
Let me think about that...no.
@@conradharvard7228 That is infact the truth
@@Err0r_n33d5_h3lp , I guess you're right.
So Alex expresses his love for his crush, that he doesn't even talk to, with one emoji, and then she agrees to go to the dance with him?
T Clark I wish life was this fucking easy
@@leonidezdionisio9915 lol me too
And yet I cant even get a guy to talk to me.
Yeah, imagine your mom texting you saying "your dad died." And not actually going up to them and telling them..
I can't believe they replaced this movie with Popeye the sailor Man.
The other way around but yeah me too
Yea, they could've had a good Popeye the sailor movie but they replaced it with this garbage.
and that's the equivalent of 10000000000000000 extra sins
He forgot to sin one thing.
The entire movie.
Even if the popeye movie was shit probably won’t be near as bad as the emoji movie
There is only 1 thing I loved about this movie. The fact they invited JacksFilms and his wife to the Premiere.
The guy who spent months making jokes about the movie 🤣
I'm surprised this movie didn't break the sin counter
MR Cómico they strengthened it after f8
The F8 of the Furious already broke the sin counter! Even though it was lazy, The Emoji Movie was clearly more coherent than that. August 13, 2019, 9:07pm
@@Adamkalb1 september friday the 13th 9:06
@@bruh-bf7tn In my timezone, that was 10:06. September 13, 2019, 10:34pm
Everything wrong with "The Emoji Movie":
- It exists. **+10000000 sins**
DING DING DING
No about +10000000000000000000 sins
@@Mathiocus Nah more like +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sins
wait guys i jus realzed that mrs meh looks like a karan
No like 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
You missed one sin.
How is there a mobile just dance app? How is that f*cking playable? Is this even possible?
@@vurvo574 r/woooooosh
When I saw that I didn’t even think anything about it, I must be dumb as hell.
I am Some Guy and
I don’t think OP was joking, it seemed like a legit criticism
I am Some Guy and r/itswooooshwith4os
Well yes but its diffrent
I can't believe he didn't realize the the christmas tree named tim means TIMBER
High 5:I have a sugar addiction and-
Jailbreak:*shoves candy into mouth and insults him*
Ah yes teaching cruelty in a kids movie. 1 sin
You should’ve added bonus rounds. Product placement round. Outdated slang round. Poop joke round. Outdated app round. Wtf round. Could’ve brought the sin count up to at least 3000, which is what this piece of shit movie deserves instead of 275. It needs way more than 275.
And a bonus-bonus round for in-your-face Chinese-pandering product placement. Yeah, looking at you, WeChat in the phone of an American teenager who isn't even Asian so no "just a way to keep in touch with gramps in Hongkong" BS applies here.
One time he had a bonus round where he multiplied the sin counter, leaving the sin counter having 13,000,000,000. This should've gone way beyond that
+AWESOME CARLOS Just out of interest, what is that episode? It sounds funny
ThatguycalledDan I don’t know. How about we just agree that this is a terrible attempt at a movie.
Yeah, it would have made more sense if it had been called ‘Cross-Promo The Movie’
I just saw something. The ending is Alex saving his phone from deleting but now, 4 years after the movie’s premiere he probably got new phone so emoji’s are dead XDDD.
Jesus Christ
yep the phone turnover rate is so high that these emojis are doomed in the long term.
So the movie did have a happy ending.
Nah sim cards my g
I just unironically love the 'XDDD' at the end lol
WAIT THIS VIDEO IS 7 YEARS OLD??????
WHAT?