Robert Mueller: This Investigation Was Not A Witch Hunt

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  • Опубликовано: 24 июл 2019
  • Robert Mueller won't let the President or anybody else call his 2-year investigation a 'Witch Hunt.'
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  • @cruzboy2763
    @cruzboy2763 5 лет назад +109

    Bob Mueller thank you for your service

    • @OveranalyzingEverything
      @OveranalyzingEverything 5 лет назад +1

      Y'all would turn on him in a second if you could just like with Comey. The moment he said something you didn't like, he became public enemy number one just moments before he was your hero and savior.

    • @garygsp3
      @garygsp3 5 лет назад +1

      What service? It was obvious yesterday that he had nothing to do with the report that bares his name. Bob Mueller yesterday looked old and confused.

    • @cruzboy2763
      @cruzboy2763 5 лет назад +1

      Google Him you'll find out

    • @OveranalyzingEverything
      @OveranalyzingEverything 5 лет назад

      @Pamela Wiles www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sd-before-trump-fired-fbi-director-james-comey-democrats-wanted-his-dismissal-20170510-story.html

    • @anavillalta5774
      @anavillalta5774 5 лет назад +2

      He left college to serve against Vietnam. Thankfully he came back to finish what he started

  • @HalimaBrewer
    @HalimaBrewer 5 лет назад +1127

    "problematic is an understatement" oof, out of the mouth of Mueller.

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 5 лет назад +41

      @Alexander Caine What's with your punctuation?

    • @allenrobinisaksen3012
      @allenrobinisaksen3012 5 лет назад +2

      Wierd he never talked to wikileaks

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 5 лет назад +13

      @@allenrobinisaksen3012 He talked to Roger Stone to talk to them.

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 5 лет назад +18

      The "There is a cancer on the presidency" of our times.

    • @allenrobinisaksen3012
      @allenrobinisaksen3012 5 лет назад +3

      @@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive Roger Stone is a clown and should not have been the primary source for the wiki leaks discussion. Assange was open to be questioned

  • @davee7962
    @davee7962 5 лет назад +512

    Who needs Russian interference when you have the GOP?

    • @dozog
      @dozog 5 лет назад +17

      I think the key takeaway is... They make a great team.

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 5 лет назад +4

      Wasn't it the DNC who stole the show from Burn out Bernie? Orange man bad! Orange man bad!

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 5 лет назад +26

      Been rigging elections for decades via mass voter suppression, radical gerrymandering, and even election fraud. The last legitimate (popular elected) repub pres was Bush Sr. ffs. We haven't been a democracy for decades due to the GOP.

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 5 лет назад +2

      Unfortunately at this point they are synonyms

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 лет назад +5

      @@chronometer9931 As far as I'm concerned, that's an internal matter between Sanders and the DNC. And if there were any problems, they must've been resolved as Sanders is running for President again under the Democrat banner.

  • @unduwap
    @unduwap 5 лет назад +180

    "problematic is an understatement"

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 5 лет назад

      Ryan Vigus how?
      Uh... there are a lot of laws against things like invasion of privacy, releasing state secrets, and other things you’re not allowed to publish (Plame it on the rain!).
      Because of the first amendment these things are highly protected, but ask the Rosenbergs about consequences...

    • @beefandbarley
      @beefandbarley 5 лет назад

      @Derek Flynn yeah, psycho logic.

  • @krishurlburt7375
    @krishurlburt7375 5 лет назад +239

    I feel bad for Mueller. He's a honorable man who's devoted his life to this nation. Yet, for some crude reason, our representatives disrespect and attempt to discredit him. Which is impossible.

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 5 лет назад +1

      It's almost like our representatives understand things you don't hmmm...

    • @KGarn
      @KGarn 5 лет назад +13

      @@chronometer9931 : All our "representatives" understand is that if they want to cling to their jobs for dear life (and they're trying) they're going to have to stump for Trump. No mystery there.

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 лет назад +8

      The Republicans do know that Bob Mueller is a Republican also, right?

    • @KGarn
      @KGarn 5 лет назад +6

      @@johndanielson3777 : Doubt it. Donald has been drumming into their heads otherwise, and you know Donald never lies.

    • @randomsandwichian
      @randomsandwichian 5 лет назад

      A representative would be someone who - elected by and invested with the interest of their fellow statespeople - would not have spewed their disdain on behalf of someone against the reports and investigated results surrounding said individual being suspected, with or without benefits to their own agenda.
      No no no, they're no representative. You casted your votes for a snake merchant who beguiled their way into your state's offices, just like that said individual. Anyone who stand on their side of the argument now and in the future would just be guilty as any one of them.

  • @BluBlu777
    @BluBlu777 5 лет назад +143

    Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for using humor to distract us from what is a truly horrifying situation.

    • @BluBlu777
      @BluBlu777 5 лет назад +3

      Doo Haast Whoa, dude, quit being so hard on yourself!

    • @bryonkidder6199
      @bryonkidder6199 5 лет назад +3

      @@doohaast9958 we care about people like you too...lol
      Everyone needs to have someone teach them the difference between right and wrong, like your parents should've done...lmfaoupos

    • @garygsp3
      @garygsp3 5 лет назад

      You're right Thomas it was horrifying was the Demoncrats did to Bob Mueller yesterday.

    • @BluBlu777
      @BluBlu777 5 лет назад +3

      garygsp3 ...or what Russians are doing to us now. Maybe you and people like you need instruction on telling the difference between U.S. citizens with differing political views and nations who are hostile to the U.S.!

    • @bryonkidder6199
      @bryonkidder6199 5 лет назад

      @@garygsp3 lmaoupos

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 5 лет назад +250

    Robert Muller and man who is now dead inside watching the democracy he served for his entire life die.

    • @simbaespino880
      @simbaespino880 5 лет назад +4

      Word.

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah. The man is a true patriot. Why, I remember his testimony to Congress in 2003, assuring the American people that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
      There's no way that guy could be bought. The man is a national treasure.

    • @Doom2pro
      @Doom2pro 5 лет назад +14

      Being attacked by his own party for doing his job.

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 5 лет назад +5

      *looks to a box labeled "Break glass in case of Russian trolls. Grabs hammer and busts that shit open*

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад +2

      “Dead inside” (?)
      Naaaa, he’s sly like a fox. He knew that he had to repeat reference requests, and repeat responses in order to get the details down in ‘etched in stone’ clarity. The keep the mic in front of you. Or talk into the mic, was falling on deaf ears because Mueller was using it to his advantage to document this historical event.
      The details and their references, plus the summation questions at the end are the meat of the testimony. The value of this document will not be realized until he’s gone from this earth. It will go down in history as important as Watergate, & the Iran/Contra Affair. Mueller is going to win the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. Think about it. He may have just stopped a nuclear war. And we were there to see it unfold, confirmed by his own voice.
      Google; Mueller Report - Introduction, a podcast. The first one is available for free and you don’t need the App. 40 minutes.
      You will think, why are we not coming together to fight this common enemy? Bewildered. The reason is because of the propaganda meant to divide us up. (Effective). And it’s easy to manipulate a butt-hurt group that feels like they have been unheard for years.
      #Hillbilly Elegy
      #Stranger in A Strange Land
      (I think that’s right for the book titles. Google it. It’s close enough.)

  • @Asgoga
    @Asgoga 5 лет назад +315

    Mr.Oleg Americaman ( R-USSIA) i died at that moment 😂😂

    • @seanyancey7257
      @seanyancey7257 5 лет назад +3

      😅😆😂😂

    • @jamiAkos
      @jamiAkos 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 5 лет назад

      Was it the polonium or the novichok?

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 5 лет назад +6

      Explains why there are so many Republicans in the newly formed 51st state named Ussia.

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 4 года назад +2

      Breaking News: Usher the singer is suing Ussia the newly formed state for copyright infringement.

  • @adrianbiber5340
    @adrianbiber5340 5 лет назад +33

    WTF IS HAPPENING TO OUR DEMOCRACY

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад +6

      It never was a democracy.

    • @jason-ed6qs
      @jason-ed6qs 5 лет назад +3

      you never had one

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад +1

      Patience. Our Balance of Powers is kicking in. Pelosi is smart to wait. Pence, as president, could be much more dangerous.

    • @johnlopperman2161
      @johnlopperman2161 4 года назад +2

      @@masterofalltrades_
      So true.
      Few ever pause their yapping to understand the meaning of the term.
      Much like ignorantly claiming U.S. a 'republic', and what that entails.

  • @AnthonyHafciojoni
    @AnthonyHafciojoni 5 лет назад +176

    If Puerto Ricans overthrew the governor over texts, what will it take for us to wake up? Emojis ??!!

    • @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584
      @growthisfreedomunitedearth7584 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @sallyrand666
      @sallyrand666 4 года назад

      He was not overthrown, he resigned.

    • @SandeepSingh-we7qb
      @SandeepSingh-we7qb 4 года назад

      It would take the country to be united but no one except the extremist democrats want it because its stupid. The country is doing the best it has ever done and you are mad because it isn't the candidate you like. Also this guy is a prosecutor not a judge and trump is not proven guilty.

  • @marvelousmeh2077
    @marvelousmeh2077 5 лет назад +871

    New Trump Slogan for 2020.
    "Please elect me again, I don't want to go to jail."

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 5 лет назад +34

      thedevilsmaster 🖕🏽

    • @RiftRavingRogue
      @RiftRavingRogue 5 лет назад +31

      @thedevilsmaster HOW DARE YOU SAY AMERICA ISN'T GREAT ALREADY
      WHERE IS YOUR PATRIOTISM ?
      HOW UN-AMERICAN OF YOU.

    • @bryansolano3338
      @bryansolano3338 5 лет назад +2

      Democrats new slogan = im sorry 😎😎

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode 5 лет назад +26

      @@bryansolano3338 sorry for not impeaching sooner... agreed

    • @bryansolano3338
      @bryansolano3338 5 лет назад +2

      @@Djkommode sorry guys for lying for almost 3 years about trump. 😎😎🇺🇸

  • @ehla0144
    @ehla0144 5 лет назад +8

    "I hope this is not the new normal but I'm afraid it is"... (R. Mueller). Let that sink in.

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 5 лет назад +7

    I almost spit out my cigarette at "Oleg Americaman." 😂😂😂😂

  • @viviennemcgreal7039
    @viviennemcgreal7039 5 лет назад +14

    Oh America. That was frustrating. Your patience has been remarkable. Keep honest. Keep going :)

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks

    • @GhostedJackal
      @GhostedJackal 5 лет назад

      You give us too much credit. Trump is a reflection of what we've allowed into our values. He's the devil we invited in since the industrial revolution. When worship of material success at the cost of humanity became admirable, all of this started gestating, and I doubt Trump is the worst of it we'll see.

  • @Amehtta
    @Amehtta 5 лет назад +27

    "Congressman Oleg Americaman, R-Ussia" I can't XD

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 5 лет назад +137

    Dammit, I voted for Oleg Americaman! His campaign promise for cheap caviar and reduced tariffs on mail-order brides really appealed to me. What a fool I was!

    • @slimandces3083
      @slimandces3083 5 лет назад +5

      😆😆😆😆

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 5 лет назад +4

      Ok you win.

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr! And where da hell is all that free vodka he promised?!
      I swear, he lies as badly as trump!

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 лет назад

      As someone with that actual first name i felt attacked when stephen said that name 😝

    • @doohaast9958
      @doohaast9958 5 лет назад

      You ARE a fool. Dont sell yourself short

  • @emmanuelperez808
    @emmanuelperez808 5 лет назад +1227

    maybe the people need to follow Puerto Ricos foot steps march up to the White House steps and get trump out of office

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 5 лет назад +88

      Agreed, they need to protest en masse!

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 5 лет назад +33

      @@chronometer9931 Orange man monster, Orange man vile

    • @andredingstertsao
      @andredingstertsao 5 лет назад +46

      Sadly that will not work. Only people that still have conscience would actually resign at the sight of people’s protests. In this case, Donald Trump is too cocky to resign. Remember Nixon actually resigned after the impeachment proceeding started? Donald Trump just lives in his own universe and justifies everything as attacks to him. In his mind, he thinks that it is ok to interfere with all these “attacks” towards him, which by definition is obstruction of justice. ANd now he even brought up Article 2 of the Constitution. Beware USA, he might not concede even if he loses the election in 2020.

    • @KGarn
      @KGarn 5 лет назад +18

      @@chronometer9931 Let me fix that for you: Orange man incompetentcrazylazyevilanddumb! Orange man incompetentcrazylazyevilanddumb! (Not as catchy, but way more accurate.)

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 5 лет назад +9

      Chronometer 🖕🏽

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 лет назад +732

    Democrats need to run 15 second ads on adult sites where an actress reads part of the Mueller report.
    Maybe then people will pay attention? 🤔😃😄😂

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 лет назад +78

      Maybe Stormy Daniels could read the entire Muller Report on Pornhub.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 5 лет назад +19

      @@johndanielson3777 YES!

    • @seekr6964
      @seekr6964 5 лет назад +7

      lol!

    • @dlxinfinite7098
      @dlxinfinite7098 5 лет назад +14

      The incest pages for Conservitards....

    • @BrianNapoletano
      @BrianNapoletano 5 лет назад +25

      That and have Audible release a version of the full Mueller report read by Robert De Niro...

  • @berniehobabykat
    @berniehobabykat 5 лет назад +94

    Melting like an orange Starburst on the sidewalk in mid summer Vegas 😜

    • @eiecheverri2
      @eiecheverri2 5 лет назад +5

      That's oddly specific.

    • @berniehobabykat
      @berniehobabykat 4 года назад

      Steve Thornton
      VA FANCULO!!!
      Las Vegas native and NOT Russian

  • @wanderlust3292
    @wanderlust3292 5 лет назад +315

    Without Stephen, Seth and Samantha, times like these would be unbearable

  • @kaijumecha5766
    @kaijumecha5766 5 лет назад +309

    Just wake me up when Trump is gone! The American justice department need to burn down and rebuild!

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 5 лет назад +29

      You CANNOT go to sleep, you have to be actively a part of voting him out. PLEASE!

    • @filipeareias3265
      @filipeareias3265 5 лет назад +2

      @@chronometer9931 Trump espero que sim ri-me bastante com esse palhaço está levando a América a um lento declínio um país cada vez mais endividado até ao teto kk

    • @midnitdragoon
      @midnitdragoon 5 лет назад +5

      You'll be sleeping for a while lol

    • @kate6768
      @kate6768 5 лет назад +4

      That would take a while, but sure😂

    • @louballou8584
      @louballou8584 5 лет назад +12

      Just be sure to get out of bed long enough to vote him out of office, at the very least.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 лет назад +102

    The House passed a bill to protect OUR elections but the Senate did not approve it! The question is WHY America????????????? VOTE THEM ALL OUT IN NOVEMBER 2020!!!!!!!

    • @doneestoner9945
      @doneestoner9945 5 лет назад +11

      Yes. Bitch McCONnell refused to bring it to the floor for a vote.

  • @gailthomas2631
    @gailthomas2631 5 лет назад +27

    I am so afraid for my future and for the future of my beautiful country.

  • @wellz4004
    @wellz4004 5 лет назад +10

    Ok colbert.. u are the late night king hands down

  • @whatthehess3691
    @whatthehess3691 5 лет назад +141

    Why does Anderson Cooper and Trump mixed together look like Bill O'Reilly? 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @c.a.savage5689
    @c.a.savage5689 5 лет назад +23

    People should stop referring to him as "Mr President" and just go with "non indicted co-conspirator".
    It will certainly fit all past and future news updates. At least until he's out of office...

    • @DeterminedDIYer
      @DeterminedDIYer 5 лет назад

      I just call him Drumpf.

    • @MrDmadness
      @MrDmadness 5 лет назад

      I have wondered for some time why people refer to him as potus.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад

      "Individual One" also works, and he HAS been referred to that way in legal documents.

    • @edwinagray4373
      @edwinagray4373 4 года назад

      How about the RESIDENT of the US. He's living rent free and not doing a damn thing except campaigning, playing golf and tweeting.

    • @edwinagray4373
      @edwinagray4373 4 года назад

      @mary jones 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @petermatthews3729
    @petermatthews3729 5 лет назад +14

    "I take your question" is about to go from legalese to mainstream conversation very quickly.

    • @NK-fh3st
      @NK-fh3st 5 лет назад +3

      How much do you think that it'll break Muller's heart that *this* is what will catch on in the public consciousness, and not the years of painstaking work compiling a borderline airtight case for obstruction of justice on multiple fronts by a sitting President of the United States?

    • @noluthando6757
      @noluthando6757 5 лет назад

      What does the term mean?

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад

      I hear you, but I’m not answering you. (Because of ongoing court cases.)

  • @jishooof1838
    @jishooof1838 5 лет назад +582

    Trump needs to be impeached. Im tired of waiting

    • @LtKaiser
      @LtKaiser 5 лет назад +27

      Can he still be thrown in jail if he is impeached? Cause I would rather wait and see him in the slammer than just a simple "you're fired!"

    • @jplinc6668
      @jplinc6668 5 лет назад +18

      @@LtKaiser yes he can go to jail after impeachment

    • @defaultgreen
      @defaultgreen 5 лет назад +5

      Why? America has never been beter? So don’t get why?

    • @defaultgreen
      @defaultgreen 5 лет назад +11

      You lost get over it. Its been 3 years!

    • @nutcrackernoonan3637
      @nutcrackernoonan3637 5 лет назад +9

      If you want dems to win the next election a failed impeachment won't accomplish that because the Republicans control the Senate and 2/3rds of them would have to vote to impeach and that won't happen.

  • @e0o9kii
    @e0o9kii 5 лет назад +25

    0:45 *Robert Mueller:* So I defer any questions of Jane as Thor to Nick Fury and my colleagues at SHIELD?
    *House Committee:* So SHIELD is real?

  • @jeffreyliddicoat1364
    @jeffreyliddicoat1364 5 лет назад +152

    there you have it america you voted for it and russian made it possible

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 лет назад +2

      @ale ale ssandro Exactly. As long as the focus can be maintained on the idea that Russia helped Trump, the facts regarding the information will be ignored.
      HRC was a terrible candidate. She, the media, & the DNC propped Trump up thinking he would be the easiest to defeat. If we have anyone to thank for Trump's presidency, it is Hillary Clinton & her strategists. Good job!

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 5 лет назад

      @ale ale ssandro What if the emails just proved Hillary was crooked.. Doesn't that mean that who ever released them was helping democracy? Would the leftists really prefer that we just didn't know how corrupt Hillary is?

    • @SamDePrez
      @SamDePrez 5 лет назад

      @orphan 200 Russia and Clinton are big buddies
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_One_controversy

    • @Douglas_Props
      @Douglas_Props 5 лет назад +4

      Are we all ignoring the fact that Hillary WON the popular vote?
      Donald and his cult members are losers. Where then are now

    • @joset5733
      @joset5733 5 лет назад +4

      Too Many R-ussian trolls in the comments section!!

  • @niceguy2171
    @niceguy2171 5 лет назад +17

    Congressman Ken Buck -"but with the facts we know, you could charge the president of the United States for obstruction of justice once he left office?" Mueller-"Yes"

    • @SL-yn4ju
      @SL-yn4ju 4 года назад +4

      Enough said! What part of that do REPUBTARDS DON'T GET?? How stupid can you be???

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 лет назад +14

    The House knows that we can try to impeach him but the Senate will not!!! VOTE THE REPUBLICANS OUT IN 2020!!!!!!!!

    • @violetdurovic2528
      @violetdurovic2528 5 лет назад

      he will probably win 2020, however the Democrats will probably take back the senate and then they can impeach, if that even happens.

  • @truckinconvoy7312
    @truckinconvoy7312 5 лет назад +16

    Everyone had been hyping his level of restraint for years - and now he's acting with restraint everyone's like "WAAAAAA?!?!?!?"

  • @Somanypets2013
    @Somanypets2013 5 лет назад +2

    Omg I love it that rowing song is from “What do you do with a drunken sailor”!! Lol love you Sir!! You rock!!

  • @cece5088
    @cece5088 5 лет назад +1

    We have a crook in the people's house 😠

    • @cece5088
      @cece5088 5 лет назад

      @thedevilsmaster u r delusional 😁

  • @mark-j-adderley
    @mark-j-adderley 5 лет назад +31

    Mr Mueller has got some bad press for his “performance” yesterday. The fact that he feels awkward being the center of attention doesn’t detract from the possibility that he could have been a good coordinator and administrator of the Report. Some people think that it was a shame that he didn’t give a smooth and entertaining “tell-all” tabloid jaw-dropping, shock-and-awe exposé, because it would have made great TV and put the ratings through the roof. The man wasn’t auditioning for anything, couldn’t care less about being popular, attractive or a good spokesperson for any particular side, and I doubt whether it was ever his goal to memorize the entire report. His hesitations were probably more an expression of his meticulousness and desire not to put his foot in it rather than incompetence, and one should remember that he didn’t want to be there in the first place.
    Keep it grey, dull and boring, or else go to a circus if you want flashy entertainment.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you! Exactly!

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад +4

      Adding that he likes written and recorded documentation. I believe several of his reference repeats were to force a good record of the reference into the tapes session. It’s all about documentation.

    • @trish59100
      @trish59100 4 года назад

      Agreed. And, if he had been more animated he probably would have been accused by Trump as a 'show pony'.

  • @robertfeight1205
    @robertfeight1205 5 лет назад +38

    I think the time has past for us to "keep it lite." Immediate, staunch actions need taken--akin to what happened in Hong Kong and Puerto Rico.

    • @ronnyraygunz8718
      @ronnyraygunz8718 5 лет назад +1

      Lead the way, hipster boi!

    • @doohaast9958
      @doohaast9958 5 лет назад

      The word that so pathetically escapes you is "light"

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад +1

      It's time to raid the White House.

    • @robertfeight1205
      @robertfeight1205 5 лет назад +1

      @Alexander Caine Amazing you think anyone who isn't an extremist right is a liberal. Might want to practice shooting from the hip like that, because you missed the mark.

    • @robertfeight1205
      @robertfeight1205 5 лет назад

      @@doohaast9958 The punctuation that unsurprisingly eludes you is a period. Also, pick up a dictionary and double-check your analysis-then swing by Barnes and Noble and pick up one of my books.

  • @mariealv4888
    @mariealv4888 5 лет назад +2

    Love ! Colbert. A genius, and hot off to Mr Mueller.

  • @marlenaforbes-reidy9876
    @marlenaforbes-reidy9876 5 лет назад +3

    This was so painful to watch, I felt sad for Mr Mueller

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад +1

      Don't. His hesitation and thoughtfulness aren't signs that he's doddering; they're the behavior of a skilled attorney being very careful not to fall into any emotional or rhetorical traps.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +11

    Glad this video didn’t feature the GOP Clown Posse of Matt Gaetz, Louis Gohmert, Jim Jordan & Devin Nunes (minus his Cow!).

  • @philipcochran1972
    @philipcochran1972 5 лет назад +64

    Captain Trump says life-boats aren't needed, it's only an iceberg, don't worry.
    Laughing and having fun as the country sinks lower and lower and lower

    • @nigelsenchez
      @nigelsenchez 5 лет назад +1

      And while every one believing the ships unsinkable.

  • @fortepiano4491
    @fortepiano4491 5 лет назад +1

    3:06
    John about to play "I got plenty o' nuthin'"

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 5 лет назад +1

    "I take your question" got me...LOL!!! Mr Mueller was speaking in riddles.

  • @LtMav-zk2qo
    @LtMav-zk2qo 5 лет назад +29

    Mueller is a beast! He is a man of men.

    • @doohaast9958
      @doohaast9958 5 лет назад

      Hes the soy of boys

    • @theendofanerror4173
      @theendofanerror4173 5 лет назад

      @Alexander Caine
      RepubliCON Ken Buck: ”…but with the FACTS WE KNOW, facts you could charge the president of the United States for obstruction of justice once he left office?"
      Mueller: YES

  • @Robb403
    @Robb403 5 лет назад +3

    As an Ohioan, I apologize for the childish and ignorant behavior of the Republicans from our state. I can't speak for the other states who will have to deal with their own idiots.

  • @pampayne4482
    @pampayne4482 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you for making me laugh out loud! Repeatedly! Love the Late Show!

  • @vsiegel
    @vsiegel 5 лет назад +2

    He did not just say "It's a crime under certain circumstances". It was much stronger: "It's a crime under the given circumstances"!

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 лет назад +11

    5:09 (R-ussia) was too clever!

  • @ellistarceansa8182
    @ellistarceansa8182 5 лет назад +10

    *Stephen is hillarious!!!*
    ... and why is John Bolton's double sitting behind Müller?

  • @todd3205
    @todd3205 5 лет назад

    You do us a great service, Mr. Colbert. Thank you.

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 5 лет назад

    I lost it at Jon Batiste singing The Rain! 😂😂😂

  • @erhardt1477
    @erhardt1477 5 лет назад +6

    Well....
    I’m not worried about Mr. Trump ... being who he is...
    I’m more worried WHY the GOP is not honoring the constitution more then the sitting president..?🤔

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 5 лет назад +48

    Don't impeach.
    Vote him out and indict him.
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

    • @roadkiell2285
      @roadkiell2285 5 лет назад +3

      Alexander Caine the HELL you say, agent orange will OUT, come next year - Bernie 🇺🇸 2020!

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 5 лет назад +5

      Um, no. Impeach *and* vote him out. One does not preclude the other.

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад +2

      So there are morons who still say this crap.

  • @Made-iTLookEZ
    @Made-iTLookEZ 4 года назад +2

    I commend Muller 👏 A true Professional N Patriot 🇺🇸

  • @coalblack666
    @coalblack666 5 лет назад +2

    God Bless Stephen Colbert

  • @TheDabblinMan
    @TheDabblinMan 5 лет назад +4

    @6:57 y'all see that dude jump up when Mueller said, "A crime under certain circumstances". Someone got excited

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 5 лет назад +8

    Crazy times indeed when a man becomes a hero by just doing his job with integrity and oversight.
    Thank you Mr. Mueller. Btw lookin' forward to DeNiro's impression if this on SNL 🙃

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 5 лет назад +1

    LOL he explicitly said he won’t be talking about the Steele dossier but they proceeded to ask him about it!

  • @lypscratch
    @lypscratch 4 года назад

    beautifully done!

  • @ariesviolent
    @ariesviolent 5 лет назад +15

    Sometimes Mueller came across tough and forward and then he'd turn around and start stuttering like an old man wanting his daily pudding. I get not wanting to take sides but if he seriously considers Trump breaking laws...it's time to enforce the law. Something needs to be done as soon as possible. When a drunk driver wants to drive home you do not just let the guy go because you are unclear if he's an actual danger to himself. You take his keys as soon as possible and make sure he will not hurt himself and others. We've got to live each day like it's the last. Which means nail Trump now...for there may be no tomorrow. No more dragging feet. no more waiting for some other redacted report that slows down progression even more.

    • @fromcarlawithlove
      @fromcarlawithlove 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe its now clear that there is a huge difficulty in some regulations and laws you guys have , Mueller in my understanding could not do it , like he maybe would have wanted to , just because he cannot break laws, while doing it . Than you would have the ridiculous effect that he could end up in jail instead of the real criminals And you are right , we, the rest of the world are watching while your criminal chief is still in the WH Its so dumb that ( and i am not a fan dont get me wrong ) Clinton was impeached because of lying about a cigar that was smoked , while this poss of a man lies every day and can go on gas lighting people and he is even protected so much it seems no one can do anything about it ?

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад +1

      @Jeremiah buckel you know the executive branch cannot enforce the law on the president because the law prohibits that. He has to be convicted in an impeachment trial before he could be indicted and the only ones who can do that is the legislative branch i.e. congress. So if you want him held accountable talk to your representatives and your senators. But by all means, please VOTE next year and help others to do the same.

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад +1

      Patience. It’s unfolding property.

  • @Watchingthesim
    @Watchingthesim 5 лет назад +10

    You work on that Meuller Stephen cuz it sounds like a Bernie S

  • @adeisaac
    @adeisaac 4 года назад

    Hahahaha. What's that cheeky dance while holding his jacket colar

  • @resilientreapertarot9323
    @resilientreapertarot9323 5 лет назад

    Ok... you put the humor in this..😂😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +13

    He can't be a witch.. Two Russian women gave him the old 'Bucket of water' treatment, and he didn't melt.

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 5 лет назад

      Trump 2020

    • @NK-fh3st
      @NK-fh3st 5 лет назад +1

      But does he float?

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 5 лет назад

      @@NK-fh3st No, but he wins elections. Look for a HUGE victory in 2020 giving the Republicans large majorities in both house and senate. Four more glorious years with the greatest president in the history of the USA!

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 4 года назад +1

      😅😂🤣

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 4 года назад

      @Pamela Wiles You list socialists, warmongers and slave owners as great presidents? Trump's record stands on its own. History will definitely rank him as one of our greatest presidents (perhaps not THE greatest but I can't think of one who accomplished more in his first 2 1/2 years in office.)

  • @josephnolan6323
    @josephnolan6323 5 лет назад +11

    people in general nowadays since the late 90s have fallen into the "problematic is an understatement" category

  • @jefferybuettgens4849
    @jefferybuettgens4849 4 года назад +2

    So...totally exonerated. Ok thanks, Robert! "Lock her up"?

  • @bellablock5864
    @bellablock5864 5 лет назад +6

    When Mueller sais "... but I fear so", than the Government has to think about how to stop that leagally! Not talking disparagingly about Mueller. Imho.

  • @krossvoll
    @krossvoll 5 лет назад +3

    Go Stephen

  • @ltanksley1
    @ltanksley1 5 лет назад +4

    I take your question and throw it into GO TO HELL CANYON. Luv it!!!

  • @nigelbannister901
    @nigelbannister901 5 лет назад +1

    Soooo much juicy monologue today
    Brilliant

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 5 лет назад +2

    You know that old saying about it being better to remain silent and be though a fool that to open their mouth and remove all doubt? Apparently those Republican congressmen at the hearing haven’t.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 5 лет назад +12

    Hey Vlad, thanks again for Putin me in office, but today was a total disaster for me, so I'll need even more help keepin me in office! Please and thank you...
    😘All my love,
    Donnie Trumputin (that's our celebrity couple name 😉)

    • @kyraezikeuzor
      @kyraezikeuzor 5 лет назад +2

      Putin “put in” haha! ....ok I’ll just leave

  • @stewartsmith6716
    @stewartsmith6716 5 лет назад +5

    Is that John Bolton in disguise behind Mueller's left shoulder?

  • @jacobedward2401
    @jacobedward2401 5 лет назад

    This is a good highlight reel. I couldn't bare to watch more than a couple minutes of the actual thing

  • @MicaelaBonner
    @MicaelaBonner 5 лет назад

    I love the bachelorette shout out lol

  • @sawyermiller8739
    @sawyermiller8739 5 лет назад +3

    As much as I would've liked to have some big reveal of something I very much respect Mueller's behavior, he didn't play partisan games and stuck to his report.

  • @spiritualanarchist8162
    @spiritualanarchist8162 5 лет назад +4

    *There was far to much hope what Mueller could ( or would ? )do.

  • @scdriver007
    @scdriver007 5 лет назад +1

    When Robert Mueller said this is not a witch hunt i got goosebumps ya know like when you are listening to your favorite song and you favorite part comes up

  • @CaptainMir
    @CaptainMir 5 лет назад

    Great show 👌

  • @jeffh8094
    @jeffh8094 5 лет назад +14

    "Oh, take the keys and lock Trump up, lock Trump up! Take the keys and lock Trump up! He's...a....traitor!!!"

  • @aliosm.v7231
    @aliosm.v7231 5 лет назад +3

    How much did Taco Bell pay Stephen to make that joke? LMAO

  • @robertmelvin7908
    @robertmelvin7908 5 лет назад

    Great summary. I loved at 4:14 the short little sea shanty.

  • @jillbluerei4806
    @jillbluerei4806 5 лет назад +2

    Back in the 70's, I don't remember congress waiting for opinion poles before taking action against Nixon. WTFRUW8G4???????????

  • @lottavernix
    @lottavernix 5 лет назад +3

    what about the 3 checks of collusion of justice?

  • @BuildingCenter
    @BuildingCenter 5 лет назад +3

    Izzat burrito real? I would generally agree to allowing one in my dietary regimen.

  • @jpblack2148
    @jpblack2148 5 лет назад +1

    Did you not watch the part where Mueller was asked
    "if he were not in office would you indict him?"
    Mueller was like "YES" without hesitation...

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 5 лет назад

    "Witch please" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @galnamedtal
    @galnamedtal 5 лет назад +3

    Oleg Americaman 😂

  • @lol-ql5tj
    @lol-ql5tj 5 лет назад +5

    Go out and vote him out of office!! GOP's voter suppression is working pretty well

  • @mohnapriyanka
    @mohnapriyanka 5 лет назад

    "It's safe to say there is some fondness" 😂😂

  • @hrhtreeoflife4815
    @hrhtreeoflife4815 5 лет назад +2

    Mr. Welch
    Honest question
    Received an honest answer

  • @GmanMilli
    @GmanMilli 4 года назад +3

    6:11 Why are John Oliver and Steven Colbert always ragging against Taco Bell?

  • @cherylsibson8457
    @cherylsibson8457 5 лет назад +18

    Meanwhile, as a Canadian I could say the White House for a fact, has more historical facts within that whole house, and belongs to the people of the USA, it belongs to the people of USA and well, you can rescue your past and your future, it is up to the people of the USA to take it back or not, or to vote.

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад +1

      Then they should storm it and drag Trump out.

    • @cherylsibson8457
      @cherylsibson8457 5 лет назад

      @@masterofalltrades_ Well, it is like the old song, that " Brotherhood of Man sang. People can decide. ruclips.net/video/H-yprOLmRkc/видео.html

  • @JosephAllen
    @JosephAllen 5 лет назад +1

    Impeach and indict! Enough already, salvage our country's dignity

  • @dhawk718
    @dhawk718 4 года назад

    Mueller should have been that "Gotta be quicker than that" dollar dangling guy on that one commercial...🤣🤣🤣

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 5 лет назад +3

    2:08 "It's an improvement" Yeah nah, Anderson might disagree with you on this one.

  • @djsugarbear6715
    @djsugarbear6715 5 лет назад +7

    An impeachment inquiry needs to happen before congress goes on recess for 5 f'ing weeks

  • @gwddmt1
    @gwddmt1 4 года назад

    Mueller's response to Rep. Mike Turner [R-OH], "I Take Your Question," will be the new school's dismissal equivalent of the Old school's: "Bah-Bye Barnaby"

  • @empath3133
    @empath3133 5 лет назад +1

    "Its safe to say there is some fondness" haha

  • @hawkdog778
    @hawkdog778 5 лет назад +5

    No but witch Kelly conherway composes and writes the witch trumpbums tweets no doubt.😂