DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 59 -

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 5 лет назад +12741

    I never realized before, but when Cell is angry, he not only says the same words as Vegeta, but then calls Goku Kakarot.
    His Vegeta was showing.

  • @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310
    @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310 5 лет назад +5527

    “You knew what this was, just a fight. Nothing more”
    Dude goku legit just slept with cell, told him this wasn’t a real relationship, and left. My man’s a real dog.

    • @von1trice
      @von1trice 4 года назад +485

      I laughed so hard when Cell said, "You bitch." I real deal felt that 😂😂😂

    • @cameronjohnson3057
      @cameronjohnson3057 4 года назад +184

      Belongs to the street

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 года назад +221

      Goku wanted a Fight. Cell wanted a Deathmatch.

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 года назад +230

      @@cameronjohnson3057 Kame School in the streets. Kaio-Ken in the sheets.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +184

      trapmaster3dog iamnikomaster to be fair, Goku was pretty upfront about his feelings.
      Cell said that he gave Goku a ring, and Goku flat out said, "you didn't have to go this far, I'm just here for a fight."

  • @josephbullock8486
    @josephbullock8486 4 года назад +9333

    "P l e a s e, tell me it's Tienshinhan"
    Cell was really hoping for a rematch

    • @mr.freedom3068
      @mr.freedom3068 4 года назад +195

      Kikoho

    • @brianconnolly9603
      @brianconnolly9603 3 года назад +283

      Serious hateboner

    • @BanditOfBandwidth
      @BanditOfBandwidth 3 года назад +190

      He'd prolly kill him with Kikoho out of spite.

    • @officialparrishpage4
      @officialparrishpage4 3 года назад +116

      @@BanditOfBandwidth LMFAO probably actually.

    • @VP5555
      @VP5555 3 года назад +225

      Cell really hates triangles and squares now. Tien is the reason for that.

  • @Deverik1981
    @Deverik1981 2 года назад +2076

    I love that joke...
    "Can you make heads or tails out of this? Because I'm as confused as a homeless person placed under house arrest."
    I swear that's pure gold.

    • @jessicaberry5596
      @jessicaberry5596 Год назад +78

      What I love most about it is it really does hint to Mr Satan's history, him finding it offensive. Gotta respect him, he went from being a homeless bum to the world champion.

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 Год назад +41

      Mr. Satan: First of all, I find that offensive!
      Jimmy: ...Why?

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 2 месяца назад

      Happens more often than you’d think…

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 5 лет назад +5582

    "He's 11 years old" says the guy who tossed a five year old into the wild and made him fight aliens. :0

    • @kidkc1jr
      @kidkc1jr 5 лет назад +134

      Thank you!!

    • @armandogocaj5613
      @armandogocaj5613 5 лет назад +77

      he is also what i believe to be a alien

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 5 лет назад +276

      Piccolo was only 14 at the time

    • @ElectricDrago1996
      @ElectricDrago1996 5 лет назад +242

      At first. Gohan was 5 years old and Piccolo 9 years old.
      Right now Gohan is 11 and Piccolo is 15

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 лет назад +33

      +Masutora and is he gohan's biological father? Also, he's evil at that time.

  • @the_beans_man1524
    @the_beans_man1524 4 года назад +5020

    7:20 Cell: "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, DADS!"

    • @SasukeUchiha-sd1mw
      @SasukeUchiha-sd1mw 4 года назад +106

      Best joke of all

    • @MrTheheadlez
      @MrTheheadlez 4 года назад +57

      Cracked me up so hard

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 года назад +112

      When you realize that goku is an even shittier father since he ripped off the top side of his son... and also is extremely attracted to him

    • @8642218
      @8642218 4 года назад +21

      That told me so much about cells complex. Hahahha

    • @officialparrishpage4
      @officialparrishpage4 3 года назад +14

      @@judgment5090 wtf

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 5 лет назад +13838

    "I spent a whole year training him last week" is easily the most confusing yet completely understood phrase I've heard from this series in its entirety.

  • @noahrobinson8253
    @noahrobinson8253 2 года назад +2615

    "HE WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST! YAMCHA WAS ON THE LIST!"
    "Wait why was I-"
    "HALF-TIME ENTERTAINMENT"

    • @cristopherrose9356
      @cristopherrose9356 Год назад +122

      Krillin was DEFINITELY on the list

    • @kahdin
      @kahdin Год назад +93

      frankly i'm just happy to be included...

    • @thessop9439
      @thessop9439 Год назад +27

      Its because of the cat loves food yeyeye

    • @philipcurlin4142
      @philipcurlin4142 10 месяцев назад +11

      Frankly I’m just happy to be included

    • @ravercurtison8183
      @ravercurtison8183 8 месяцев назад

      @@philipcurlin4142

  • @bn-tc2tk
    @bn-tc2tk 4 года назад +10885

    I love how cell went from “oh my god, it’s Tien” to the formal “Tenshinhan”. Mans got learnt a lesson and put some fucking respect on his name

    • @elliotthannam8374
      @elliotthannam8374 3 года назад +826

      You know, it may actually make sense that deep down Cell has some respect for him

    • @Frost-fu7ec
      @Frost-fu7ec 3 года назад +111

      Tienshinhan?

    • @sylasexd
      @sylasexd 3 года назад +355

      @@Frost-fu7ec no, it's Tenshenhan, Tien and Tienshenhan is mistranslation.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 3 года назад +106

      What was Krillin busy?!

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 3 года назад +81

      stop pretending tien is somehow a hero when he coulda blown up 18 just fine himself

  • @TheLittlekuribohfan
    @TheLittlekuribohfan 5 лет назад +4233

    "If you're bothered by cheating, either loosen your moral code or stop hinging the gate of the world on deathmatches!"
    I love this line

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 5 лет назад +115

      *fate of the world.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 года назад +60

      @@Nelyak_07 clearly a typo dude, not a grammatical error.

    • @vlitragaia5969
      @vlitragaia5969 4 года назад +60

      The fact that Trunks says it just makes it funnier

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 4 года назад +27

      And Goku did a group deathmatch for the sake of the universe

    • @Tootbook
      @Tootbook 4 года назад +22

      I'm actually happy you haven't fixed the typo. This deserves more likes

  • @alexsantebla2480
    @alexsantebla2480 7 лет назад +8364

    "This was just a fight, nothing more"
    D-Did Cell just get fightzoned?

    • @SupaDupaNate
      @SupaDupaNate 7 лет назад +418

      Alex Santebla absolutely

    • @davidstevens8065
      @davidstevens8065 7 лет назад +91

      Alex Santebla Fuck yeah! You deserve a brownie!!

    • @Dragonpit
      @Dragonpit 7 лет назад +358

      We all know it's only because Goku loves to fight around. He's such a slut that way...

    • @michaelc.4625
      @michaelc.4625 7 лет назад +7

      Alex Santebla goku is a women?

    • @BlackBlood297
      @BlackBlood297 7 лет назад +167

      "You Bitch."

  • @198EE4
    @198EE4 2 года назад +3780

    “I am…. 90% sure I can’t do that.”
    “We’ll figure that out later!!”
    Still gets me.😂

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 2 года назад +216

      It goes well with the earlier "How durable is he? How durable am I? Questions for later."

    • @nathanmarshall745
      @nathanmarshall745 2 года назад +174

      I like to think it was setting up a joke for when piccolo regenerates himself after trunks breaks his dabura spit statue into pieces
      He would've been like "huh...guess i CAN do that..."

    • @nu3971
      @nu3971 Год назад +13

      @@YouthRightsRadical after all these years that has still always been one of my lines.

    • @justinoxton6790
      @justinoxton6790 Год назад +5

      I didn't ask to be born dads

    • @magicalThinktank
      @magicalThinktank Год назад +8

      Fast forward to being turned to stone, broken to pieces, turned back to flesh off-screen and appearing whole in the next scene like the pieces just magically came together T1000 style.

  • @danielcousin6987
    @danielcousin6987 4 года назад +4216

    "Cell, you knew what this was. a fight and nothing more."
    "You bitch." This is better than Jerry Springer.

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 2 года назад +42

      I want a Cell vs Jerry Springer with this as the plot...

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 2 года назад +7

      What, like that's hard?

    • @soradarknessTv
      @soradarknessTv 2 года назад +1

      Goku treated cell like a slut bruh 😂😂

    • @eno760
      @eno760 Год назад

      😂

  • @EPWillard
    @EPWillard 5 лет назад +5650

    Master roshi living in the middle of the ocean makes alot of sense now

    • @jermaineartis4323
      @jermaineartis4323 4 года назад +334

      Lol! Yeah...he’s on that list! 😂😂😂

    • @Hydra-jo8bq
      @Hydra-jo8bq 4 года назад +133

      I almost liked but 69 also that fits to well

    • @kingdariusb1332
      @kingdariusb1332 4 года назад +64

      I dont get it

    • @Carlo-qj5jl
      @Carlo-qj5jl 4 года назад +89

      I bet he once used kameha 10 times per day

    • @chriselliott484
      @chriselliott484 4 года назад +283

      The cities have a restraining order on him

  • @leebiddick3982
    @leebiddick3982 3 года назад +5089

    I just love how Dende is basically the only living being in existence that Mr Popo respects enough to not belittle or treat him like a lesser thing.

    • @504gucci4
      @504gucci4 2 года назад +661

      Dende : it's your funeral
      *Popo smiles creepily*
      Popo: I like you

    • @iconicspot6787
      @iconicspot6787 2 года назад +242

      Pecking Order

    • @PaleCentaur
      @PaleCentaur 2 года назад +481

      He even shares his weed with him. Now THAT is some respect.

    • @OhHeyItsLeeGaming
      @OhHeyItsLeeGaming 2 года назад +164

      @@PaleCentaur I can attest to that. Nobody shares my weed but that's mostly because I don't have friends to share it with.

    • @PaleCentaur
      @PaleCentaur 2 года назад +33

      @@OhHeyItsLeeGaming same, man. Same.

  • @technoe02
    @technoe02 Год назад +2160

    Whoever does Chi-Chi's voice lines deserves all the awards

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Год назад +85

      I was scrolling for something about Chi-Chi’s lines. 🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @brandonrepo4
      @brandonrepo4 Год назад +63

      That was well acted, toucht line and I really felt it.
      But whole serie is full of god like voice acting

    • @nu3971
      @nu3971 Год назад +80

      The, "WHERES MY BABY?!" line from when they returned from Namek is still my favorite ChiChi moment, also when she was telling Gohan how Goku thought she had cinnabuns up her shirt while she was pregnant 🤣

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Год назад +2

      ​@brandonrepo482 I believe the original creators are all voice actors

    • @dinglebergs
      @dinglebergs Год назад +4

      Isn’t she the same person who voiced gumballs mom😂

  • @highspeed8479
    @highspeed8479 4 года назад +3640

    Krillin: "Look, we're not gonna tell you how to be a parent"
    Piccolo: "I AM!!!"

    • @meeyingbrown2409
      @meeyingbrown2409 4 года назад +75

      I have been searching for this thank you, This is by far the BEST LINE EVER.

    • @Thomas_Name
      @Thomas_Name 3 года назад +65

      Says the guy who planned to take over the world over the dead bodies of anyone volunteering.
      I love the development Piccolo got.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 3 года назад +41

      Piccolo: Alright step one: kill the kids parwnt, kidnap them, and abandon them in the wilderness
      Goku:.....but that’s 3

    • @Chucky_Martinez
      @Chucky_Martinez 3 года назад +13

      11:56

    • @elnombredelarosa3167
      @elnombredelarosa3167 3 года назад +7

      I suppose their admiring his paternal ability isn't exactly the reason they hang out with him

  • @haroldvillegas17
    @haroldvillegas17 4 года назад +9218

    Cell's dialogues is so perfectly blend between the personalities of frieza, goku and vegeta. So so good

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 4 года назад +203

      Which part is overly horny for Goku

    • @daraflaherty245
      @daraflaherty245 4 года назад +321

      @@casualcyberguy1314 vegeta and frieze have hate boners for him, if that counts

    • @blackwidow5120
      @blackwidow5120 4 года назад +234

      Chichi was one of goku’s fight, maybe she had some dna stolen?

    • @ometta7
      @ometta7 3 года назад +24

      @@blackwidow5120 Which part is horny for Gohan?

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 года назад +92

      @@ometta7 probably frieza. He had his moments in his 2nd and 3rd form.

  • @user-cu8sc5nu9l
    @user-cu8sc5nu9l 5 лет назад +3603

    "I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE BORN DADS"
    I wish Cell actually said that in the original Dragon Ball

    • @summer-rosemariedehart2203
      @summer-rosemariedehart2203 5 лет назад +51

      Cell is a mega ship child

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 лет назад +85

      I actually like him more like that because it shows that he is absolutely aware of what is right or wrong but can't overwrite what he like to do .

    • @EdibleBacon
      @EdibleBacon 5 лет назад +12

      It's actually the original Z, not the original Dragon Ball

    • @namee7304
      @namee7304 5 лет назад +18

      EdibleBacon technically its still the "dragon ball" franchise
      .....oh god........imma smart ass........im going to go die in a ditch now..BYE

    • @mEhLord19
      @mEhLord19 5 лет назад +2

      He did

  • @dantaylor8197
    @dantaylor8197 2 года назад +718

    *”OH GREAT, NOW I’M AGREEING WITH CELL! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”*
    Such fantastic writing.

    • @notmakingcontent
      @notmakingcontent Год назад +29

      If you listen carefully, you'd also hear
      "OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH VEGETA! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"

    • @ATBatmanMALS31
      @ATBatmanMALS31 Год назад +12

      I didn't notice he and Vegeta were saying the exact same thing, that makes it sooo much better

    • @TheOnlyBlankk
      @TheOnlyBlankk 4 месяца назад +1

      *"OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH THESE TWO, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!"* - Canada subtitles

  • @jackiechan6460
    @jackiechan6460 3 года назад +5800

    "Or a grill without a burger!"
    "YES! You get it Goku!"
    Sure, Goku gets it, but Cell gets him. It's beautiful.

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 2 года назад +162

      To be fair Cell is part Goku...

    • @xanderfulton3186
      @xanderfulton3186 2 года назад +146

      It’s the opposite of Goku and Frieza, and I love it

    • @Asch519
      @Asch519 2 года назад +67

      It's not beautiful, it's PERFECT. 🤣

    • @chubbyanimalenthusiast70
      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70 2 года назад +13

      Fight fight fight
      Kiss kiss kiss

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 2 года назад +14

      @@jordangarcia3635 The "Oh Crap baskets!" didn't come from nowhere.

  • @JuanMorales-lu8on
    @JuanMorales-lu8on 7 лет назад +4193

    I wish I could find a girl that looks at me the way Cell looks at Goku.....

    • @luisaleman7337
      @luisaleman7337 7 лет назад +290

      if not, at least you have krillin... everybodies friend

    • @teengamingx5961
      @teengamingx5961 7 лет назад +40

      yooooooo preeeeaaaaaach

    • @MrJobelp
      @MrJobelp 7 лет назад +13

      Juan Morales that made me laugh!!

    • @tropicalstar6356
      @tropicalstar6356 7 лет назад +26

      Juan Morales I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who desires a dbz abridged relationship

    • @JuanMorales-lu8on
      @JuanMorales-lu8on 7 лет назад +10

      WDKaze that is the funniest thing I've ever heard someone say

  • @strongwarrior1449
    @strongwarrior1449 7 лет назад +2934

    Gohan turns ss2 - starts to fight
    Piccolo: *breaks down crying*
    Tien: what's wrong?
    Piccolo: he learned to dodge!

    • @n8taka785
      @n8taka785 7 лет назад +43

      Strong Warrior14 this is beutiful.

    • @dawgalova
      @dawgalova 7 лет назад +38

      I hope they do tbis

    • @BlueX-Ray
      @BlueX-Ray 7 лет назад +7

      Strong Warrior14: LOL, That would be so funny! I agree with you. Btw, SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL PLEASE!!!

    • @lostsoul5602
      @lostsoul5602 7 лет назад +4

      Strong Warrior14 I hope this happens

    • @bluecraftsandgarden5130
      @bluecraftsandgarden5130 7 лет назад +6

      Please let them do this! It's the climax we need!

  • @EandIclub
    @EandIclub 2 года назад +946

    I love how despite loving Goku more than arguably anyone else in the series, whenever he gets pissed at him, Cell's inner Vegeta comes out and starts calling him Kakarot. 10:05

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +17

      I just caught that! Hahaha

    • @bigmike2896
      @bigmike2896 Год назад +56

      and at 5:30 when he says "crapbaskets" when getting blasted, he's channeling gohan. there are so many great subtle blends in these last few episodes of everyone in cells dialogue.

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 Год назад +23

      6 years and dozens of times spent rewatching this whole series, and I have never noticed that Cell called him Kakarot here... HOW DID I MISS THAT?!?!?!?

    • @Bonfire18
      @Bonfire18 Год назад +3

      That is such a cool detail

    • @boywiththebox11
      @boywiththebox11 Год назад +3

      How did I never catch that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @thomasinlockwood_
    @thomasinlockwood_ 7 лет назад +4261

    "Goku, we're not telling you how to be a father..."
    "I AM!"
    Lol I love Green Dad.

    • @Ramakilove
      @Ramakilove 7 лет назад +29

      Thomasin Lockwood We all don't know but gohan is 15% namakian

    • @ohmphelgm
      @ohmphelgm 7 лет назад +70

      Big Green
      Little Green
      Dad Green

    • @drangrycarrot5377
      @drangrycarrot5377 7 лет назад +5

      Thomasin Lockwood _Oooooooooh

    • @lupin2589
      @lupin2589 7 лет назад +81

      I'm just patiently waiting for the Father-Son Kamehameha with Gohan and his dad Piccolo

    • @mrshitlord6593
      @mrshitlord6593 7 лет назад +7

      big green

  • @snapclub8751
    @snapclub8751 4 года назад +2529

    Vegeta: He’ll see this fight to the end without any of our help. Even if it kills him.”
    Goku: “I give up.”
    Vegeta: “I’ll kill him!”

    • @yonathanvalensia3480
      @yonathanvalensia3480 4 года назад +22

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shinigami1178
      @shinigami1178 4 года назад +15

      LMFAO IK RIGHT!!!!

    • @Powerlip11
      @Powerlip11 3 года назад +18

      EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID TO ME HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!! OH GREAT, NOW IM AGREEING WITH CELL/VEGETA!!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!! the fact tfs fades in the correct voices during that line is just. Hollywood quality.

    • @xxslothxxzskell
      @xxslothxxzskell 3 года назад +13

      How fast he said "I'll kill him!"

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 3 года назад +5

      I’ll shall give this it’s 1 thousandth like

  • @zanderwaddell3990
    @zanderwaddell3990 3 года назад +2479

    “I didn’t ask to be born, DADS”
    Love that line

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Год назад +18

      And if I remember right, Gohan is as well, meaning and 11 year old is a dad

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall Год назад +25

      @@pajwubx1809 Fun Fact in the manga Cell doesn't have any of Gohan's DNA.

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Год назад +7

      @@Karhall then Gohan's the step dad

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall Год назад +26

      @@pajwubx1809 half-brother. Since he has Goku's DNA.

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Год назад +2

      @@Karhall then Gohan is the step dad to his half brother.
      Insert music sheet off well known stinger from the Canada made website, EVERYONE visited at least once

  • @matthewjones9237
    @matthewjones9237 2 года назад +351

    "That's that GOOD SH*T!" -Cell.
    Priceless. 🤣

    • @Dead_Guy_Bob
      @Dead_Guy_Bob 2 года назад

      Suck it kale, you bush-league superfood.
      🤣

    • @vados8500
      @vados8500 Год назад +5

      @matthewjones9237 And immediately after that line, Cell actually mentioned Kale from Dragon Ball Super !! WTF ???? Foreshadowing ?? 😮😯😧😨😱

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t Год назад

      Makes me reallllllly want a senzu*, right now.

    • @ivanreyes9836
      @ivanreyes9836 7 месяцев назад

      Don't you mean....PERFECT 😎

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 8 дней назад

      Funniest part

  • @devilfromhell8546
    @devilfromhell8546 4 года назад +4479

    i really like that tfs respected trunks character and TRUNKS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARED ABOUT THE PLANET AND KILLING THE FUCKIN DAMN VILLAIN

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 4 года назад +262

      @Wilson Nascimento This is actually a pretty neat synopsis of TFS Trunks. I also like how this changes him when he gets back to the future. He learns from Goku, Gohan and Vegeta's failures in a natural way. It's really subtle, but you notice the little changes from him becoming less optimistic and openly heroic to a more down to business attitude.

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 4 года назад +77

      Nah, ur just jealous of Vegeta's Super-Saiyan Swagger!

    • @takeshikujo2909
      @takeshikujo2909 3 года назад +38

      @The Green Reaper oh for f*ck’s sake.

    • @padriandusk7107
      @padriandusk7107 3 года назад +17

      @Wilson Nascimento The purest motives of, possibly, all TFS DB*

    • @AmisAngelstreams
      @AmisAngelstreams 3 года назад +41

      @Wilson Nascimento and he grew up in a world without Dragon Balls where death is permanent

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 5 лет назад +1837

    "oh! could it be Tenshinhan?? *PLEASE TELL ME IT'S TENSHINHAN* "

    • @kraymerfoxbennett381
      @kraymerfoxbennett381 5 лет назад +129

      "Man it's like a hate boner triangle"

    • @Shermy203
      @Shermy203 5 лет назад +89

      @Ao Chen well...at this point it's a game. If they give in, Tien wins...and they know that

    • @chilledge7637
      @chilledge7637 4 года назад +2

      Took me a while but I just got it

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 4 года назад +4

      @@Shermy203 you are the GOAT!
      🔥💪🏾🤣

    • @Mattschannelism
      @Mattschannelism 4 года назад +8

      Love how Cell has a grudge against, Tien.

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 4 года назад +2457

    God, the way these guys write Cell like an abusive romantic partner who's always creepy and possessive and then gets pissed and starts threatening his other when they don't do what he likes is the greatest tiptoe between hilarious and creepy that I've ever seen

    • @edhayachandranelango2156
      @edhayachandranelango2156 3 года назад +89

      Well that is oddly specific

    • @heyitsgremmy
      @heyitsgremmy 3 года назад +72

      @@edhayachandranelango2156 creepily specific

    • @chozenboi
      @chozenboi 3 года назад +72

      @@edhayachandranelango2156 also accurate

    • @kidricoflynn5813
      @kidricoflynn5813 3 года назад +59

      Imperfect cell sorta reminded me of an evil and more creepy version of deadpool.
      "You See when I drank that guy?! That was weird!"

    • @chemical_hex_beware3106
      @chemical_hex_beware3106 3 года назад +15

      That's what makes him perfect.

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 2 года назад +750

    I love how Tien, Dende, and Popo are OP in this abridged series.

    • @jenji6658
      @jenji6658 2 года назад +4

      Hey Thérè ! Sorry to bother you but could you explain to me thé joke about thé hairs in thé eyes ?

    • @Kidd698
      @Kidd698 2 года назад +3

      @@jenji6658nice

    • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
      @MicahBuzanANIMATION 2 года назад +1

      @@jenji6658 What?

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 2 года назад +34

      ...Actually Popo's the only OP one.

    • @suckswithpivot
      @suckswithpivot 2 года назад +58

      @@jenji6658 cell said he destroyed the ring so they could fight "unabated", which means basically with no restriction. Goku, being dumb, confused "unabated" with "masturbated", which, it's an old legend to scare kids from masturbating, that it makes you grow hair on your hands or eyes.

  • @jaxon3333
    @jaxon3333 7 лет назад +7966

    That moment when you realize this arc has been going on for 5 years.

    • @PlanetDiablo16967
      @PlanetDiablo16967 7 лет назад +438

      No it hasn't. This is the Cell Games Saga. It's only been going on for like 10 months. You're lumping like 4 separate sagas together. (The Android Saga, Imperfect Cell Saga, Perfect Cell Saga, and the Cell Games Saga.) Technically speaking, these aren't one story arc.

    • @TeleBlur
      @TeleBlur 7 лет назад +78

      Still feels like yesterday

    • @JokerShiranui
      @JokerShiranui 7 лет назад +205

      Well they're all different arcs in one big saga I think. DBZ has 4 sagas (Saiyan, Frieza, Cell and Buu) which are all comprised of multiple arcs (like in this case the Android arc, Imperfect Cell arc, etc.). That's why they only do large 3 part season finales at the very end of the saga (Vegeta and Frieza so far and Cell is gonna be the next probably next episode).
      I think that's how it works with arcs and sagas, with one big saga being made up of multiple smaller arcs (at least that's also how it seems to work for One Piece).

    • @stylorenvgc
      @stylorenvgc 7 лет назад +26

      No, they're all different sagas.. lol thats how the creators of the show seperate it. Saiyan, Namek, Ginyu, Freiza, Androids, Imperfect Cell, Perfect Cell, and then Cell games respectively.

    • @itspuffle8047
      @itspuffle8047 7 лет назад +104

      You guys don't seem to understand this. DBZ is split up into four main *arcs,* which are comprised of multiple *sagas.* The Saiyan Arc is comprised of the Raditz Saga and the Saiyan Saga. The Frieza Arc is composed of the Namek Saga, the Ginyu Force/Captain Ginyu Saga, and the Frieza Saga. The Cell Arc is composed of the Garlic Jr Saga (in the anime only), the Trunks Saga, the Android Saga, the Imperfect Cell Saga, the Perfect Cell Saga, and the Cell Games Saga. The Buu Arc consists of the Other World Saga (in the anime only), the Great Saiyaman Saga, the World Tournament Saga, the Babidi Saga, the Majin Buu Saga, the Fusion Saga, the Kid Buu Saga, and the Peaceful World Saga.

  • @hardroxas7580
    @hardroxas7580 6 лет назад +2711

    Man, I love how Cell still mad at Tien for the Kikoho scene.

    • @jesseslack2089
      @jesseslack2089 6 лет назад +78

      What I was gonna say, Tien is one of my favorites especially what he did to Imperfect Cell, and that Cell just hates him for it lol.

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 6 лет назад +27

      Jesse Slack semi-perfect*

    • @bastardjustice
      @bastardjustice 6 лет назад +37

      Cell should give Tien a slack. If not for his technique the solar flare he wouldn't have gotten his perfect form. Lol

    • @Khazuki_
      @Khazuki_ 6 лет назад +9

      He also would never have escaped from his first meeting with Piccolo.

    • @hypercumstone44
      @hypercumstone44 6 лет назад

      Hard Roxas same

  • @shitgunt1234
    @shitgunt1234 6 лет назад +15814

    I can't wait to watch the Buu saga with my grandchildren

    • @_Notmajestic
      @_Notmajestic 6 лет назад +454

      shitgunt1234 LMAO

    • @Doggo4520
      @Doggo4520 6 лет назад +307

      Sire Azmodan WOW that’s not what I expected when reading your comment.

    • @popeyesbiscuitsnobev
      @popeyesbiscuitsnobev 6 лет назад +235

      Imma watch it when 80 years old and a that will be my last motivation to live

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 лет назад +247

      shitgunt1234 They're gonna quit after Cell saga.

    • @toromaxcena5892
      @toromaxcena5892 6 лет назад +43

      Gyrbae really? Whyyyyyyy?

  • @sara-9015
    @sara-9015 2 года назад +666

    How do I end up re-laughing at jokes I've forgotten like they were new again

    • @dillonmoore9810
      @dillonmoore9810 2 года назад +20

      I've watched this over like 5 times since full release and rewatched older videos as they came and I swear I still find new jokes I either didn't get or missed. I'd rather a remaster of the Saiyan saga to flesh out the production quality.

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 2 года назад +10

      @@dillonmoore9810 It's endless witty remarks, so it's hard to digest all the banter in one sitting. I too have watched it several times and enjoyed them each time. Like Pitch Meetings. Excellent writing is excellently re-watchable.

    • @chb2551
      @chb2551 Год назад +1

      Did you remember to watch it with the subtitles on? If not, you missed a ton of jokes. Especially if you watch the English version of the subtitles first. At the end it continues on in the video and says that you should have watched "the English (Canada) subtitles instead, it's funnier." lol
      So, you watch it again, but with the English (Canada) subtitles and get a ton more jokes added in. Such as when Mr. Popo (Or as the subtitles call him, "The Black Devil") says, "I'm going to assume those are similar to cats" the subtitles continue on with "(Why would you assume that?) [Cause he's Popo]." rofl

    • @vanafsossfigokolarios5181
      @vanafsossfigokolarios5181 Год назад

      What jokes?

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад

      @@Lunarcheese72 Hell yeah I love Pitch Meetings!

  • @OvAeons
    @OvAeons 7 лет назад +565

    "i spent a whole year training him last week" when goku says it, it is pure fucking gold.

  • @matiidesign
    @matiidesign 7 лет назад +2010

    *Gohan transforms
    Vegeta: you see cell, you are not dealing with the average sayian warrior anymore...

    • @MKiperVods
      @MKiperVods 7 лет назад +92

      Soko
      more like
      *Gohan transforms*
      Gohan:"you see cell, your not dealing with
      the average saiyan anymore..."
      Vegeta:"AGRRSMVE!"
      *Cell blows himself up but then comes back*
      *Cell kills trunks*
      Cell:"So I see you've become much stronger tha the prince..."
      Veteta:"HOW-HOW DARE YOU! RAAAAAA!!"

    • @trod146
      @trod146 7 лет назад +3

      Missing Lazuli you clearly don't know vegeta

    • @MrHarleyquinnlover
      @MrHarleyquinnlover 7 лет назад +10

      Freeza comes back just to shoot vegeta in the chest, again...

    • @davidalvarezosorio2171
      @davidalvarezosorio2171 7 лет назад +1

      Timothy Rodowicz he did say it in the Broly movie

    • @idgaf2111
      @idgaf2111 7 лет назад

      Gohan be like i dont an adult anymore

  • @ayelmao1224
    @ayelmao1224 4 года назад +626

    “Could it be Tenshinhan? *Please tell me it’s Tenshinhan.* “
    Never gets old.

    • @oleschmidt2844
      @oleschmidt2844 3 года назад +1

      One of my favourite lines lines ever
      The pronounciation is just 👌

  • @CLuB_Z
    @CLuB_Z 2 года назад +189

    7:20 "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN DADS"
    Best line ever

    • @mfrebel7831
      @mfrebel7831 Год назад +2

      Not even comedy Gold, more like Comedy PLATINUM

    • @Raveded
      @Raveded 4 дня назад

      ​@@mfrebel7831 STAR PLATINUM?!?!

  • @GilroyIronheart
    @GilroyIronheart 7 лет назад +2933

    Trunks: "Gettin' dad flashbacks here!" Could they be... Final Flashbacks?

  • @dkhan9503
    @dkhan9503 6 лет назад +5303

    Saw a comment about watching buu saga with grandchildren... But since this started, I have literally gone from being a broke university student to having 2 kids and becoming financially stable. You're actually not too far off dude ^^

    • @broo4865
      @broo4865 6 лет назад +96

      Dawud Khan wow that's crazy haha! 😂

    • @justant4863
      @justant4863 6 лет назад +49

      Dawud Khan the comment you are talking about is literally on top of your comment, WTF!!

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 6 лет назад

      @@justant4863
      Same for me.

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 6 лет назад +19

      Sounds like you need a Hyperbolic Time Chamber

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 6 лет назад +7

      Congratulations!!

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham 3 года назад +2846

    TFS did such a good job giving Cell a distinct personality. In the original he's kind of just a cockier Frieza but even how Cell finds Goku's stupidity endearing while Frieza found it irritating is such a great character contrast. .
    In both the original and TFS Cell loves to fight and but here they really expand on his personal connection to the Z fighters bc he's made of them while Frieza saw them as just another obstacle and nuisance to crush

    • @emperorthylord
      @emperorthylord 3 года назад +130

      Yeah, cell feel more like a challenger and frieza is a realistic tyrant.

    • @Nomad7222
      @Nomad7222 2 года назад +99

      The dub of DBZ Kai improved cells dialogue a lot to where he's what you just described. Actually, the dub dialogue and delivery in Kai is way way better.

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Год назад +2

      Exactly

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify Год назад +37

      NGL, I don't care much for Manga Cell. But TFS Cell is my favourite DB villain ever.
      He's incredibly self aware, and I'm not sure he's really all that villainous ? Like, he's really only here because of them and he keeps telling/showing them that

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Год назад +7

      @@TMmodify That's *Perfect* Cell to you...

  • @KrawmKruach
    @KrawmKruach 2 года назад +228

    "Turtle, I've watched her poop she knows what I'm about." 5 years later still fucking hilarious.

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 Год назад +15

      Y'know, I didn't even remember that Roshi had watched Bulma poop, but I was not surprised. At all.

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t Год назад +5

      @@niserresin2006 ,
      I just went back, because I didn't catch the joke, the first time.
      Adults-- that are not "attracted to minors"-- normally say: "I've SEEN her poop".
      Not, "I've WATCHED her poop"; which, I think Master Roshi was referring to the act of pooping.

    • @Phoenix-pm2qr
      @Phoenix-pm2qr Год назад

      ​@@solascriptura-e7tGo watch dragon ball. Roshi shrinks himself down, and sneaks into the bathroom to watch Bulma on the toilet

    • @alphonseblackwood2930
      @alphonseblackwood2930 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@solascriptura-e7tsounds pretty poopy imo, well atleast the parts about the poop. The other stuff you said totally wasn't poopy because you didn't say poop in the other parts

  • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
    @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 4 года назад +2829

    "Suck it Kale, you bush league superfood!"
    *Meanwhile, in universe 6...*

  • @TK-iu8nj
    @TK-iu8nj 7 лет назад +1585

    Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
    Anakin: You underestimate my power!
    Obi-Wan: I'm sorry. I'm a little high up here. What did you just say?

  • @Bobby_boucher31
    @Bobby_boucher31 7 лет назад +1681

    "I spent a whole year training with him last week!" Only in Dragon Ball.

  • @RAKhayat
    @RAKhayat 2 года назад +173

    Cell calling Goku Kakarot while he was expressing vegeta fighting anger was a beautiful line

  • @thirdshiftmillionaire6574
    @thirdshiftmillionaire6574 6 лет назад +2274

    " I'm more confuse more than a homeless man under house arrest" Man what a great line

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +16

      Third Shift Millionaire
      It sure is

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 6 лет назад +21

      Spat out my coffee on that one.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +13

      chocoman45
      If I’d been drinking anything, I would have too

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 6 лет назад +39

      "First of all jimmy, i find that offensive"

    • @j.ronnygibson
      @j.ronnygibson 6 лет назад +2

      @@AMan-xz7tx Why.

  • @olimnivram3003
    @olimnivram3003 7 лет назад +2156

    "I spent a whole year training him last week" basically tfs' release schedule.

  • @mitomidou
    @mitomidou 4 года назад +1442

    "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest."
    Never should have waited so long to watch these. Some gold in them thar abridged. 🤣

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +10

      Mel Brooks actually made a movie with that plotline just about.

    • @tanishshrivastava2442
      @tanishshrivastava2442 3 года назад +4

      First of all, I find that ofensive.

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol 3 года назад +4

      @@tanishshrivastava2442 Second of all, you should learn how to spell "offensive". XP

    • @tanishshrivastava2442
      @tanishshrivastava2442 3 года назад +2

      @@sylvrwolflol Third of all, mistakes happen.

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 2 года назад +3

      @@tanishshrivastava2442 Fourth of all as a person currently living under someone else's Roof and doesn't currently own or rent a home of my own in my early 30s
      What exactly does it mean if a homeless person gets puts on house arrest?
      Does it mean what I hope it does?
      Federal Housing assistants and socialism?
      In America? 🥺 PLEASE

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 Год назад +64

    I read that Cell’s “Half-time entertainment“ probably wasn’t him fighting Yamcha and probably would’ve been him making Yamcha sing his cat food song on live television

  • @darriangarcia5247
    @darriangarcia5247 7 лет назад +1606

    Vegeta: Even if it kills him.
    Goku: I give up.
    Vegeta: I'LL KILL HIM!

  • @MaxTHC321
    @MaxTHC321 7 лет назад +906

    I'm not the only one expecting tears of joy from Piccolo when Gohan starts dodging, right??

    • @Yashieyama
      @Yashieyama 7 лет назад +26

      Salty McSlim wait until he gets angry and dodge like a pro, I'm happily waiting for piccolos response

    • @DoctorJaguarChannel
      @DoctorJaguarChannel 7 лет назад +23

      TEAMFOURSTAR, did you read THAT statement?
      Also, cant wait to see what's done with SSJ2 Gohan...make him a total douchebag that pisses everyone off!

    • @GreighThunda
      @GreighThunda 7 лет назад +20

      Piccolo better have tears of joy and a high pitch voice for the entire episode

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius 7 лет назад +2

      I thought Cell was going to attack during Gohan's inner monologue.

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 7 лет назад +18

      That joke has been set up since day 1

  • @shayan_idk
    @shayan_idk 6 лет назад +1112

    10:07 just realized he says kakarot cuz his vegeta mode was on

  • @VitorAugusto-iy2yt
    @VitorAugusto-iy2yt Год назад +54

    The “thinking of you goku!” at the end as Cell beats the super sayian out of gohan made me spit out my water through my nose 😭😭😭

  • @MigetsuNewgate
    @MigetsuNewgate 7 лет назад +376

    Goku:you eat people all the time.
    Cell:yes and I'm a monster
    Gohan:with all our stolen DNA
    Cell:I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN DADS!!!!
    ME:*dies laughing*

  • @phillipcarson2544
    @phillipcarson2544 7 лет назад +259

    GOHAN: "Wait, what is he doing?"
    PICCOLO: "Well, this is your father. So he's either saving all of our lives or dooming us all."
    Excellent Summation.

  • @Thetrue777luck777
    @Thetrue777luck777 7 лет назад +1176

    Frieza: "The next episode will be ready in 5 minutes!"

  • @danky37
    @danky37 2 года назад +64

    “I’ve spent an entire year training him last week” is something I never thought I wanted to hear.

  • @pravingaikwad385
    @pravingaikwad385 5 лет назад +612

    Cell: Yes. I am a monster.
    Gohan: Yah...a monster with our stolen DNA.
    Cell: "I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE BORN DADS!!!!"

  • @NA-qd1rl
    @NA-qd1rl 6 лет назад +419

    12:10 "I spent a whole year training him last week."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 7 лет назад +1199

    "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest." brilliant!

  • @jyousemorenoeng
    @jyousemorenoeng 2 года назад +267

    "Oh, you're just being insincere"
    "Insecure, and he's ELEVEN YEARS OLD!"
    This exchange has many layers, because Gohan is being insecure, but Goku genuinely thinks he's being insincere because he knows Gohan is stronger than him.

  • @pj_spirit
    @pj_spirit 7 лет назад +492

    I like the fact that when Cell got pissed at Goku he called him Kakarott, letting out his inner angry Vegeta

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 7 лет назад +24

      Honestly I'm just happy to see that there's some Gohan in him.

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад +4

      Tahkaullus01 there isn't

    • @frednino71
      @frednino71 7 лет назад +3

      how and why?

    • @Lilpenguino1028
      @Lilpenguino1028 7 лет назад +15

      Assuming your reply is aimed at Tahkaullus01, "Crap Baskets". Right when Goku Instant Kamehameha's Cell.

    • @pj_spirit
      @pj_spirit 7 лет назад +5

      Jacob McDonnell Gohan isn't the only one to say that. Goku does and so does Trunks

  • @choconatic
    @choconatic 4 года назад +372

    "Which one was it, Goku? Which concussion did you suffer that made you think ANY of this was a good idea?!?"
    TFS's writers are brilliant! XD

  • @C3Squared
    @C3Squared 6 лет назад +886

    It is a year later, and I just noticed at 10:08 when cell is really pissed at Goku he calls him Kakarot, where as in every other moment he calls him Goku. I like the idea that when Cell gets really mad his Vegeta DNA starts to show and he subconsciously starts saying Kakarot instead of Goku.

    • @malefictoonmaster510
      @malefictoonmaster510 6 лет назад +34

      Holy sh*t! Dude! Niceeee! I didnt realize that. You just lowkey blew my mind!! I was wondering why he said that

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 6 лет назад +4

      I know, right?!

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 лет назад +7

      ...Broly DNA?

    • @joserecinos1269
      @joserecinos1269 6 лет назад +18

      I think it might instead be because up until now cell has been "flirting" with goku sort of like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. So like when a couple are in good terms they talk to each other kindly and with cute nicknames and what not. But when he called him kakarot he was angry. So I think it might be supposed to reference how a girlfriend/boyfriend stop with the sweet talk and use the other's real name when they are fighting

    • @mitchsorenstein2242
      @mitchsorenstein2242 6 лет назад +2

      @@malefictoonmaster510 hows't the friCC did you not notice that

  • @JosephStewart1003
    @JosephStewart1003 2 года назад +101

    In the heat of the moment I actually forgot Goku had Instant Transmission up his sleeve 😅

  • @loisjohnson_0735
    @loisjohnson_0735 6 лет назад +2376

    VEGETA: "...He'll see this fight to the end, without our help, even if it kills him"
    GOKU: "I give up"
    VEGETA: "I'll kill him"
    I died.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 лет назад +32

      Cell: "I'm sorry, I'm a little high up here, what did you say?"

    • @abinashlaik
      @abinashlaik 5 лет назад +12

      @@michaelkowal3230 I give up. Greaaaaat Fight.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 лет назад +15

      @@abinashlaik This isn't a victory, this is. I don't even know what this is

    • @jokkemara5470
      @jokkemara5470 5 лет назад +7

      @@abinashlaik you b!tch 😁

    • @gravity111587
      @gravity111587 5 лет назад +5

      Best part about this joke is it happened just like that in the real show.

  • @galaaxcy
    @galaaxcy 5 лет назад +549

    12:20 “that’s not a choice, that’s an ultimatum”
    “Gohan we both know idk what that word means”

    • @jowanael-dalil5781
      @jowanael-dalil5781 5 лет назад +7

      GalaxyProductions am I goku then?

    • @galaaxcy
      @galaaxcy 5 лет назад +6

      Jowana El-Dalil we’re both Goku

    • @supersaiyanverse141
      @supersaiyanverse141 5 лет назад +5

      I'm goku too boiii

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 5 лет назад +15

      @@supersaiyanverse141 Oof, it basically just means a "final choice" someone gives you. This final choice is non negotiable and decline or alteration in said choice will lead to some sort of finality.

    • @dakotasimms7270
      @dakotasimms7270 5 лет назад +1

      the guy that gave the definition used Google

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 4 года назад +1148

    Goku: “Mr Satan! Get out here you!”
    Champ: “ *DIARRHEA!* “

    • @Meklord-M7
      @Meklord-M7 3 года назад +28

      I died when he said Mr Satan 😂😂😂

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 3 года назад +11

      It's actual lore even, tfs doing it just makes it funner!

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 3 года назад +7

      Well shoot, original plan then.

    • @BannerProxy
      @BannerProxy 3 года назад +4

      Thank god you quoted this! 🤣 I was hoping to find this comment to know what Mr. Satan said. I’m in tears 😭

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 2 года назад +2

      For the record, Mr Satan did the right thing.

  • @princessaur
    @princessaur 2 года назад +62

    The way that Cell is the only person in this series that ever understood Goku. He's definitely made from him, alright.

  • @tatiaromero
    @tatiaromero 5 лет назад +384

    10:55
    Goku: "the fighter I selected, the fighter who will put your terror to an end issss.. MISTER SATAN! get out here you!"
    I agree with Piccolo a couple of episodes back, "I can't tell if he is serious, and that's very concerning"

    • @anthonybaratta968
      @anthonybaratta968 4 года назад +3

      Tatia Romero Gueller Diarrhea!!!

    • @imnimbusy2885
      @imnimbusy2885 4 года назад +16

      Tatia Romero Gueller he said “well shoot, original plan then.” But your right, I have no f*ckin idea.

    • @chadebar
      @chadebar 4 года назад +15

      "He's either savings us, or dooming us" is also fitting

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 6 лет назад +796

    "What did you do to him?"
    "What didn't I do to him"
    Chichi getting freaky

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 лет назад +40

      Done one of every form of sex positions with Goku, in probably one night

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 6 лет назад +37

      Coldfacekiller ColdFire I think she meant *more* then that

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 лет назад +15

      Oh shit

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 6 лет назад +27

      Just like her mother.

    • @johnfranklin87
      @johnfranklin87 6 лет назад +4

      Chi-chi getting freaky?? She's always been a freak, it's the quiet ones you gotta look out for

  • @warequacksdomain6654
    @warequacksdomain6654 2 года назад +1072

    "yeah fuck Goku" had me laughing more than it should.

  • @Dragon-Zero365
    @Dragon-Zero365 2 года назад +18

    "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest"
    I. Just. Died. LMFAO

  • @KaiZenAmen
    @KaiZenAmen 7 лет назад +1086

    "Out of the entire list, you pick HIM?! He wasn't even on the list!!! YAMCHA WAS ON THE LIST!!!"
    I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD AT A TFS JOKE IN A LONG TIME lol

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 7 лет назад +9

      Blazerak For Entertainment

    • @rogerlopez9886
      @rogerlopez9886 7 лет назад +11

      At least Yamcha was on the list

    • @blaw500
      @blaw500 7 лет назад +12

      I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this in my recommends. I was thinking the next episode would come out like in October, but it only took like a month. That's what I'm talking about, and this video is 15 minutes! Hell yeah! Btw I do video essays on hidden messages in movies. Check out and sub to my channel, I promise you won't regret it!

    • @DeltaGreen03
      @DeltaGreen03 7 лет назад +2

      Blazerak I know

    • @LankyGold
      @LankyGold 7 лет назад +6

      Blazerak As the "Half-time entertainment" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 3 года назад +680

    7:05 I like how Goku went from Learning Instant Transmisson on Yardrat to getting it from Eating Yardratians in the Abridged version.

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 2 года назад +52

      It explains why nobody bothers wanting to learn it

    • @purepatient9559
      @purepatient9559 2 года назад +26

      This isnt actually true. Goku misspoke. He got it from eating the aliens sick. Not eating sick aliens

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave Год назад +37

      @@purepatient9559 no in the americas, "their sick" doesn't mean vomit, it means sick people

    • @benjaminbrock684
      @benjaminbrock684 Год назад +8

      Did the doctors from Trunk's timeline mistake the yardrat meat for bacon, as to what gave him a heart attack?

    • @aratherlargerodent
      @aratherlargerodent Год назад

      @@purepatient9559 they mean the same thing

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2
    @zsu-23-4shilka2 3 года назад +679

    “Oh, Gohan, you’re just being insincere.”
    “Insecure; & no, he’s not! *_HE’S 11 YEARS OLD!!!”_*

    • @Artemus973
      @Artemus973 2 года назад +34

      Says the 8 year old who forced him into the exact same situation when he was *4*

    • @Kruppuchino
      @Kruppuchino 2 года назад +30

      ​@@Artemus973 Difference is that that 8 year old has more responsibility over the 11 year old that the 30+ year old neglects

    • @Artemus973
      @Artemus973 2 года назад +19

      @@Kruppuchino Neglects? Goku was there during Gohan's entire childhood up to that point, died trying to save him, came back to life only to get all his bones busted saving him *again*, saved him AGAIN after being healed, was training with him during the three year period before the androids, and trained with him for yet another year before fighting Cell. How is that neglect?

    • @you_ma2458
      @you_ma2458 2 года назад +7

      @@Artemus973 no he wasn’t first 5 years Yh and then saiyan saga he died stayed for a year came back then went to namek and stayed in alone planet for 1 year missing 2 years of gohan childhood he came back trained for 3 years making gohan 10 at the android saga and then cell he was 11 years old and then goku made his 11 year old son fight the strongest monster the earth has seen and then stayed dead for 7 years

    • @deadline6149
      @deadline6149 2 года назад +3

      @@you_ma2458 being fair, that more the editor fault since db was not planned after frieza, and once more was not planned after cell. To end it, he s 11 sure, but the options are 2: 1-he fights 2-everyone dies. Cuz gohan is the only one that can beat cell

  • @thediaz07
    @thediaz07 2 года назад +34

    6:31 "Now you're thinking like a satanist Jimmy!".

  • @dylankornberg4892
    @dylankornberg4892 4 года назад +428

    “Gohan, before you go: you’re so much stronger than you think you are.”
    This is genuinely such a touching line. And one I think many people need to hear.”

    • @andrewcabral963
      @andrewcabral963 2 года назад

      He ain't so strong anymore after the Cell Saga he's just a fucking dork now.

  • @kyleat126
    @kyleat126 7 лет назад +1243

    "even if it kills him..." - Vegeta
    "I give up" - Goku
    "ILL KILL HIM!" - Vegeta

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 5 лет назад +840

    "Turtle, I've watched her poop, she knows what I'm about"
    I'm not sure, but I think this Roshi is STILL less perverted than canon Roshi

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад +100

      Mostly because they have him as a stoner who can still fight, but doesn't do it much because his best days are behind him. Also, it would have been too predictable to make him more perverted than in canon (though they still had moments where he was perverted, like when he said, "Can you speak up? I'm not wearing pants," or naming the submarine the M'Dick just so he can make a "grab M'Dick" joke or watching an exercise program with spandex-clad women because it's better than Internet porn).

    • @LuizFelipe-jf9wf
      @LuizFelipe-jf9wf 5 лет назад +2

      Not native in english language, i don't get the joke

    • @joseurena3640
      @joseurena3640 5 лет назад +5

      @@LuizFelipe-jf9wf ¿Quieres decir la broma del Master Roshi siendo obligado a informarle a Bulma?

    • @LuizFelipe-jf9wf
      @LuizFelipe-jf9wf 5 лет назад +10

      @@joseurena3640 Actualy i have seem the Dragon ball episode that Roshi gets inside the bathroom, i never had seem this episode, so the "see her poop" does'nt make sense to me
      Btw not spanish, i speak portuguese, but that a Common mistake, thanks for the help

    • @joseurena3640
      @joseurena3640 5 лет назад +45

      @@LuizFelipe-jf9wfGotcha! In the US people convicted of sexual abuse have to "register" as sex offenders and notify parents whenever they're around children. I didn't know about the Dragon Ball scene until now, but that's why Roshi cuts off Turtle's legal disclaimer. Bulma is the last person who needs to be notified that Master Roshi is a sick old man

  • @dompowell2537
    @dompowell2537 Год назад +29

    I work an office job. I've seen this series so many times that I can literally listen to it like a podcast. The other staff don't know what the grin across my face is from.

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq Год назад +1

      I own the series on disk and I pick up new booklets to replace disks that wear put whenever I can. I still sleep to this

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 4 года назад +594

    15:00 'Twas the first and last time we'll ever hear Videl.
    Rest in Pizzas DBZA.

    • @tyrone2423
      @tyrone2423 4 года назад +9

      No it wasn't

    • @papapapa2856
      @papapapa2856 4 года назад +5

      @@tyrone2423 elaborate

    • @tyrone2423
      @tyrone2423 4 года назад +3

      @@papapapa2856 It was not the first we heared her

    • @kingonthemoon5183
      @kingonthemoon5183 4 года назад +10

      @@tyrone2423 heard her voice, dum dum

    • @3lectronX
      @3lectronX 4 года назад +15

      @@tyrone2423 when was the other time?

  • @Shakespeare954
    @Shakespeare954 7 лет назад +1275

    Ssj2 gohan: I'm gonna break you
    Cell: what?
    Ssj2 gohan: like a kit kat bar
    Cell: what?!

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 7 лет назад +74

      *brutal* *punch*
      Cell: WHAT!?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 7 лет назад +136

      Gohan: I'm going to reverse the polarity currently holding together the atomic structure of your body!!!
      Everyone else: what?
      Piccolo and Cell: NERD!

    • @gabrieldennery9488
      @gabrieldennery9488 7 лет назад +130

      Ssj2 gohan: I'm gonna break you. . .
      Cell: no no wait--lemme guess: like a kit kat bar?
      ssj2 gohan: like an ionic compound in water
      Cell: what?
      *brutal punch*

    • @BaliUchiha
      @BaliUchiha 7 лет назад +7

      Gabriel Dennery 😭😭👌🏽

    • @axecraft5022
      @axecraft5022 7 лет назад +15

      Cell: Please don't break my butt
      SSJ 2 Gohan: No. *punch in the gut*

  • @kamenriderkfp6684
    @kamenriderkfp6684 3 года назад +479

    Just noticed Gohan asking Piccolo what Goku said because of his super hearing. The attention to detail they put into these is always fascinating

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 Год назад +8

      But it is still weird how those normal people were able to yell and hear semi-perfect cell in the part where he was looking for 18, but Gohan can't hear Goku who's not too far away. I don't care that much, still love dbza, but that's like the only weird thing I noticed

    • @feliciab5019
      @feliciab5019 Год назад +2

      I think it was for clarification as well lol

    • @ja1295
      @ja1295 Год назад +8

      ​@@kreatona4219tbf cell is screaming his lungs out about blowing up their homes

  • @playlistss4953
    @playlistss4953 Год назад +14

    "The boy? Hardly; he looks like he's about ready to crush coal into diamonds with his sphincter." God the show just occasionally throwing absolutely hilarious phrases gets me every time.

  • @jukesdtj656
    @jukesdtj656 3 года назад +913

    You know what I love about this series? The fact that I know for a fact if it had continued that they totally would have followed through on Mr. Satan saying that Videl was a fan of Harry Potter.

    • @Foxpawed
      @Foxpawed 3 года назад +17

      And probably have been like "actually no, fuck that TERF" depending on how much longer it took for the follow-up to follow.

    • @BishtrainerTai16
      @BishtrainerTai16 3 года назад +34

      You don't have a problem with all the gay jokes in TAS, but you have a problem with JKR saying biological sex is real.
      Freaky alien genotypes, these days.

    • @jukesdtj656
      @jukesdtj656 3 года назад +4

      @@BishtrainerTai16 I don't, what, who even... What the hell are you talking about? No one mentioned any of that, are you just some stupid RUclips bot who puts this response under any comment that mentions Harry Potter?

    • @Foxpawed
      @Foxpawed 3 года назад +17

      @@BishtrainerTai16 TFS admitted the jokes aren't okay, JKR doubled down.
      Also stop parroting the TERF bullshit, no one denies that biological sex exists, transphobes just try to ignore all the science and actual humans who show that there's more to sex than a simple binary attached to what you were born with, hence why you have to attach "biological" to it to even try to pretend to make a point.

    • @BishtrainerTai16
      @BishtrainerTai16 3 года назад +21

      @@Foxpawed JKR made jokes and called people slurs? There's "transphobia" in Harry Potter books? Is that why you want to cancel her books? Its comparable to TFS who has a lot of gay jokes and slurs? I though content that promotes homophobia literally causes death to gay people just for existing? Shouldnt their vidoes be taken down for being dangerous? Or is offensive shit allowed as long as it isnt making fun of you?
      Would you be happy if Dave Chappelle apologized but Netflix kept his videos up?
      Saying every human was born from a woman is not evil terf ideology. Its a goddamn fact that everyone in the world knows is true. Everyone knows that you need a man and a woman to make a human baby. Screaming that's fake news and bigotry is costing you support.

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 6 лет назад +721

    5:03“I see! Yes goku, your absolutely *right!* this is the only way it can end! The tournament! These fools! This planet! They mean nothing to men like you and i! *_WE WILL GO OUT TOGETHER IN A BALL OF MOLTEN ROCK AND DEATH!_* ” God damn! The dialogue in this series is absolutely brilliant! Major props to the writers lmao

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 лет назад +7

      Goku: *MEEEEEEEE...*

    • @full8764
      @full8764 5 лет назад +8

      Krillin:GOKU NO!!

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 лет назад +12

      @@full8764 Perfect Cell: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

    • @tpsplatinum3562
      @tpsplatinum3562 5 лет назад +4

      Goku: *Instant transmissions below Cell.*

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 лет назад +6

      @@tpsplatinum3562 Perfect Cell: Oh.... crapBaSkEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @axcelleria
    @axcelleria 6 лет назад +554

    Perf. Cell: Yamcha was on the list
    Yamcha: wh-why i was on the list?
    Perf. Cell: Half time entertainment

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 5 лет назад +5

      Goku: alright gohan, he's all yours, have fun!

    • @zeatu7949
      @zeatu7949 5 лет назад +4

      *dad, im gonna have to politely ask you to back the hiffle up what. In dende's name. Are you doing?!*

    • @DanielBohnen
      @DanielBohnen 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sending in the strongest fighter we've got this is what you've trained for.

    • @gzaquila
      @gzaquila 5 лет назад +1

      Yamcha: Frankly I'm just happy to be included 😂😂😂

    • @ramonvargas6865
      @ramonvargas6865 5 лет назад +2

      SSJ Fan Girl 88 “ oh is it ten chin Han? Please tell me it’s ten chin Han !

  • @Adamax93
    @Adamax93 2 года назад +51

    Why is all of the voice acting in this series the best ever.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 6 лет назад +749

    Cell is way crazier in TFS than in canon. What's with "looking forward to death with your beloved enemy" thing?
    Also, "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest." That deserves way more love than it got.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +7

      Michael Song
      I know, right?
      Agreed

    • @nameless6741
      @nameless6741 6 лет назад +45

      He literally believes himself to be perfect. When one reaches the pinnacle of something, the zenith of a given thing, they find themselves faced with boredom as time goes on. As they have reached the ultimate, they have nothing else to challenge them, and thus they begin to crave that challenge. With Cell, in this situation, it is his fighting ability. He believes that he is a perfect fighter, and his power backs up his claims, serving to make most fights easy for him, a bore really. Thus, he craves a fight that challenges him. Moreso, as he believes himself to be perfect, he believes that there exists no higher level of anything for him to reach, that he has nothing left to strive for, save the challenge he so desperately now craves. Thus, these combine to form his mentality, that of one that craves a momentous fight to the death, a fight to his own death. Honestly, this is quite simply and easy to understand.

    • @omonaijaj
      @omonaijaj 6 лет назад +1

      @@nameless6741 Mmm yes. Love that analysis

    • @LarathainStarlight
      @LarathainStarlight 5 лет назад

      Michael Song you know that is a joke someone else made and that teamfourstar stole, right?

    • @ricksanchez9277
      @ricksanchez9277 5 лет назад

      @@LarathainStarlight
      Give them some love, I'm sure dubbing this took a lot of work

  • @justkeen5191
    @justkeen5191 4 года назад +360

    "Trust me guys, I spent a whole year training him last week" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 7 лет назад +279

    the original instant transmission Kamehameha scene was beautiful, this. this is art.

    • @dlc2139
      @dlc2139 7 лет назад +8

      STATRAK™ FEDORA krillin did it first

    • @abeselomalene5471
      @abeselomalene5471 7 лет назад

      STATRAK™ FEDORA 😂

  • @anthonyvincente7907
    @anthonyvincente7907 2 года назад +59

    Dende and Mr. Popo's personalities somehow actually working and being compatible is so wholesome.

  • @shmokin702
    @shmokin702 5 лет назад +666

    “I’m 90% sure I can’t do that” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @phillipcraig1120
      @phillipcraig1120 4 года назад +50

      We'll figure THAT out later.

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 года назад +14

      In the mean time, what I really want to know is how _you_ keep popping in and out *of **_reality._*

    • @guillermoxd4532
      @guillermoxd4532 4 года назад +10

      @DatrixTSW2012 And don't tell me, is that another technique you stole?

    • @guillermoxd4532
      @guillermoxd4532 4 года назад +5

      @DatrixTSW2012 that's disgusting

    • @MrCUTigerB
      @MrCUTigerB 4 года назад +3

      GUILLERMO XD You eat people all the time!

  • @RuralNanobot287
    @RuralNanobot287 4 года назад +1169

    "Did you die? If so, then you have officially beaten Jesus's respawn time!"

    • @HT_Tony
      @HT_Tony 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @oceanman7336
      @oceanman7336 3 года назад +19

      that was such a good ass line

    • @indepth9930
      @indepth9930 2 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @cologist
      @cologist 2 года назад

      Hahaha now you're thinking like a Satanist! ^_^

    • @straightfacebuddha
      @straightfacebuddha 2 года назад

      I’ll be honest…I didn’t get it. Could someone plz explain?

  • @brotakusama1086
    @brotakusama1086 7 лет назад +503

    "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN DADS!" I'm literally fucking dying! 😂😂😂

    • @Cloutgodshikamaru
      @Cloutgodshikamaru 7 лет назад +4

      rhhwgd dyunr 3uhhb (phone translator:I'm laughing so hard I can't type for shit.)

    • @SonJazrin
      @SonJazrin 7 лет назад +4

      BroGaming03 figuratively. If literally, you wouldn't be posting anything right now.

    • @Reridged
      @Reridged 7 лет назад +3

      DiRect HuStle if you think about it he is basically a giant orgy

    • @Cloutgodshikamaru
      @Cloutgodshikamaru 7 лет назад

      +SonJazrin So tell me, have you ever met grammar Hitler? you surely are high enough in the ranks.

    • @Cloutgodshikamaru
      @Cloutgodshikamaru 7 лет назад +2

      +Killer Mike Wow man, your an ass.

  • @mistermittens3533
    @mistermittens3533 Год назад +11

    "Okay I am....90% sure I can't do that"
    That pause because he had to genuinely think about it for a second was great