Johnny Lawrence Being Johnny Lawrence For 10 Minutes Straight!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @fbxpanda
    @fbxpanda 3 года назад +9906

    Johnny literally cured Miguel’s asthma and made him walk again, he’s one of the best doctors in the world

  • @caleblee475
    @caleblee475 3 года назад +6027

    “Gender what is this a prank call” one of the best lines in the show

    • @xnet_cascade6257
      @xnet_cascade6257 3 года назад +696

      Political Correctness does not exist in this dojo does it!

    • @caleblee475
      @caleblee475 3 года назад +352

      @@xnet_cascade6257 No Sensei

    • @stevevigilante9944
      @stevevigilante9944 3 года назад +167

      @@caleblee475 good

    • @xGhostNappa
      @xGhostNappa 3 года назад +322

      Or when he tells hawk to get off the spectrum asap

    • @Speedy-COC
      @Speedy-COC 3 года назад +26

      Might have been moon right?

  • @arianna4513
    @arianna4513 2 года назад +1342

    william zabka's back must hurt from carrying this entire show

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 2 года назад +59

      Shii definitely he’s the heart of the show

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +12

      Too bad Thomas Ian Griffith had to take over the show

    • @earthboundmother205
      @earthboundmother205 2 года назад +8

      My back hurts from laughing. This is god mode genius

    • @danielsnekkerhaug141
      @danielsnekkerhaug141 2 года назад +12

      "SILENCE, my back is fine, don't be a pussy". Would Johnny react to that statement. But yeah it's true regarding William Zabka

    • @TKDBoy1889
      @TKDBoy1889 2 года назад +16

      I wouldn't say he's carrying it because a lot of the characters have been doing great stuff, but he's definitely the most memorable.

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 3 года назад +3739

    What really drew me in when I started watching this show is how Johnny had good intentions but was just unable to get out of that bully mentality. My favorite moment from the first season was how he called online bullies pussies, not because they were bullies but because they didn't do it to the target's face.

    • @brandonadrien3476
      @brandonadrien3476 3 года назад +444

      Or how he smacked a kid's books out his hands at Miguel's school out of habit

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад +135

      @@brandonadrien3476 One of my favorite gag scenes from him

    • @brandonadrien3476
      @brandonadrien3476 3 года назад +127

      @@CombatSportsNerd That and when he told Miguel to get rid of asthma, peanut allergies and other made up bs

    • @AeternusNox.
      @AeternusNox. 3 года назад +93

      Johnny is the human example of a pit bull, and what happens when a pit bull is forced to fight it's whole life.

    • @johnnysalami27
      @johnnysalami27 3 года назад +42

      Not sure if it’s bully mentality but rather that kids today are soft and if you think being called a pussy is being a bully you are indeed soft yourself but great analysis

  • @tonyiscool698
    @tonyiscool698 3 года назад +2803

    100% my favorite character

    • @dlracer2
      @dlracer2 3 года назад +55

      Johnny is completely incorruptible despite all of his many faults. He’s been through the worst of everything. Season 4 Kreese and Silver are going to maim him to the point it breaks his spirit, and Daniel will be the one to bring him back from the brink

    • @goofyahhgaming3594
      @goofyahhgaming3594 3 года назад +14

      Soo badass

    • @goofyahhgaming3594
      @goofyahhgaming3594 3 года назад +5

      @@dlracer2 possibly, that’s a good theory

    • @quecifer9960
      @quecifer9960 3 года назад +2

      Same bro

    • @zyvlynbayne6821
      @zyvlynbayne6821 3 года назад +4

      Miguel's grandma is my favorite. But Johnny is easliy top 3.

  • @luciamerendino5580
    @luciamerendino5580 3 года назад +2373

    "I hate the Patriots too"
    LMFAO 😂

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 3 года назад +72

      Most hated football team ever

    • @ozymandias1759
      @ozymandias1759 3 года назад +35

      Every real football fan hates those puss...

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 года назад +14

      @@martavioustisby4942 Dallas Cowboys: "Are we a joke to you?"

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 3 года назад +6

      @@ninetailedfox579121 same with the Dallas Cowboy only reason because there fans are so Annoying

    • @wearevenom6435
      @wearevenom6435 3 года назад +1

      That’s a line that I kinda wanna use

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 3 года назад +4697

    Johnny: "What's that thing on your face?"
    Student: "Sensei, I have COVID..."
    *rips off mask*
    Johnny: "NOT ANYMORE!"

  • @stinkerbellsm0m
    @stinkerbellsm0m 3 года назад +2395

    " Are you losers?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    "Are you nerds?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    "Are you sure?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    🤦

    • @angelmacias7818
      @angelmacias7818 3 года назад +114

      The most disappointing thing ever happened in Johnny’s life

    • @josephperrier1199
      @josephperrier1199 3 года назад +90

      That was gold.

    • @Mina-ok5qm
      @Mina-ok5qm 3 года назад +57

      That was too funny

    • @katiematkowski7478
      @katiematkowski7478 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 ❤️

    • @Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt
      @Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt 3 года назад +21

      the student after taking 10 seconds to reconnect to there surroundings: god fucking damnit

  • @alphaducki_
    @alphaducki_ 3 года назад +1561

    “Um eagles don’t have fangs-“
    *throws t shirt at him*
    That made me laugh

    • @josefcoloon6963
      @josefcoloon6963 3 года назад +33

      And the shirt doesn’t even fit him lol

    • @oasisgaming6862
      @oasisgaming6862 3 года назад +27

      @@josefcoloon6963 wdym he just needs to do some sit-ups

    • @jorekpl1667
      @jorekpl1667 3 года назад +2

      I wonder if he knew it was to small for him

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 года назад +5

      I honestly hate the name Eagle Fang. He should've called it Eagle Claw.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад +3

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Throw somebody a t-shirt at this guy already!

  • @C0LL0SSUS
    @C0LL0SSUS 3 года назад +2706

    Johnny is the heart and soul of this show. I hope they don't start taking away his screen time next season as I felt they kinda spread things out a lot this past season.

    • @ratamahatta5306
      @ratamahatta5306 3 года назад +378

      Yeah, especially the teenage romance drama bullshit, like who cares daniel's daughter ends up with who, people watch this for Johnny

    • @oranha
      @oranha 3 года назад +169

      @@ratamahatta5306 so true. We need more Johnny and more fight scenes

    • @tommyproductionz2159
      @tommyproductionz2159 3 года назад +95

      True, I loved season 3 but the only thing I disliked was that Johnny didn’t get enough screen time as the past 2 seasons

    • @ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE
      @ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE 3 года назад +27

      I like the LaRusso daughter love side-stories. They're just as interesting as Johnny's story. They've managed to create these new characters who've got their own stories to tell alongside Johnny.

    • @srujan00
      @srujan00 3 года назад +14

      @@ratamahatta5306 They're trying to blend new/upcoming stars with old. The guy that plays Miguel has been in other shows. If memory serves, Peyton List has been with Disney forever. Remember, the people that watch for Johnny/Daniel were young when the original movies were new.

  • @huzaifasiddiqui1624
    @huzaifasiddiqui1624 3 года назад +1726

    Johnny not understanding technology is a mood and it’s hilariously 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amxranthine2766
      @amxranthine2766 3 года назад +43

      Yes, cuz its for NeRdS 😂😂😂

    • @mahad813
      @mahad813 2 года назад +9

      Because he's not a nerd🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +3

      “This is a pawn shop, not the geek squad”

    • @yucoldplay392
      @yucoldplay392 2 года назад

      Just like a caveman XD

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- 2 года назад

      "How do I tell my student that I'm banging his mom"

  • @spartanhuntergaming
    @spartanhuntergaming 3 года назад +1655

    I love how Daniel and Johnny slowly become friends

    • @kerriethompson2073
      @kerriethompson2073 3 года назад +63

      I think Amanda is secretly happy about that too. Lol

    • @spartanhuntergaming
      @spartanhuntergaming 3 года назад +91

      @@kerriethompson2073 I think if Kresse weren't Johnny's sensei and it were someone like Mr Miyagi for instance him and Daniel probably would've been best friends

    • @justkilam1750
      @justkilam1750 3 года назад +5

      @@spartanhuntergaming fax

    • @Ben-il3oc
      @Ben-il3oc 3 года назад +13

      I was happy after all that teasing they finally join forces

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 года назад +28

      @@spartanhuntergaming If Kreese wasn't Johnny's sensei then none of this would have ever happened.

  • @Redditbrainrott
    @Redditbrainrott 3 года назад +749

    “Picked up an illegal” 💀

    • @AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm
      @AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm 3 года назад +57

      My dad is not a citizen and even he laughed

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 года назад +32

      @@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm I'm a Mexican living in Mexico, and thought that's one of the funniest ones

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +3

      @@purpose6113
      I’m an American citizen living in Mexico, and even I approve of this 👍

    • @Ajthelizard1100
      @Ajthelizard1100 2 года назад

      This whole comment is gathering people together I’m so proud

  • @omarshakaib2354
    @omarshakaib2354 3 года назад +2062

    Miguel’s asma just went away after he became badass😂

    • @Romayf11
      @Romayf11 3 года назад +41

      straight up 😂😂😂

    • @lieutenantmonke3674
      @lieutenantmonke3674 3 года назад +57

      Also the leg paralysis lmaooo

    • @paytonputteet
      @paytonputteet 3 года назад +51

      @@lieutenantmonke3674 leg paralysis isn’t always permanent tho sometimes it can be overcome

    • @praetorian3959
      @praetorian3959 3 года назад +4

      Psssssst, i know a secret, it’s not real....!

    • @yangliu9452
      @yangliu9452 3 года назад +1

      True

  • @johnnysalami27
    @johnnysalami27 3 года назад +356

    Rehab: “Very brave of you for checking in”
    Johnny: “I’m not checking in, I’m not a quitter”

  • @zacharywells6867
    @zacharywells6867 3 года назад +1110

    Johnny is the realest person ever

    • @Sindruzzzz
      @Sindruzzzz 3 года назад +32

      For real. No bullshit

    • @alixbullock8041
      @alixbullock8041 2 года назад +5

      Johnny Lawrence is the best sensei

  • @kloebl10
    @kloebl10 3 года назад +1721

    J: "there's only one animal that can kill a snake"
    Kid: "a mongoose?"
    J: "no, a real animal" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hunterconklin5073
      @hunterconklin5073 3 года назад +65

      how dare you call bert a kid😔😔‼️🤝‼️

    • @dracomalfoy1808
      @dracomalfoy1808 3 года назад +33

      BERT

    • @Sasuke-hi5bq
      @Sasuke-hi5bq 3 года назад +6

      i didnt get it

    • @makoygaara
      @makoygaara 3 года назад +37

      @@Sasuke-hi5bq I think Johnny was referring to a BMX bicycle brand name Mongoose.

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +6

      @@Sasuke-hi5bq A mongoose can 100% kill even the most venomous snakes.

  • @PozerAdultRacingTeam
    @PozerAdultRacingTeam 3 года назад +1033

    The world needs more Johnny.

    • @vraptor66
      @vraptor66 3 года назад +8

      really we need more johnny

    • @miguelpasamano6445
      @miguelpasamano6445 3 года назад

      SenSei Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai KaraTe is literally a hybrid combination of SenSei NoruYoshi's Miyagi-Do KaraTe and SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe! SenSei Daniel LaRusso's Miyagi-Do KaraTe is literally a repackaging of SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe!

    • @you3001
      @you3001 3 года назад

      YES!!!

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 3 года назад +12

      @@miguelpasamano6445 no idea what the fuck this means but cool

    • @mahad813
      @mahad813 3 года назад

      Facts💯

  • @TheJoeyboots
    @TheJoeyboots 3 года назад +1582

    Gotta hand it to the writers. Cobra Kai is a unique twist to the Karate Kid franchise. Very entertaining.

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio 3 года назад +78

      I agree. It isn't a bad retro rehash like some other programs. Everything fits a purpose or doesn't sound too dated. It highlights the best aspects of the 1980s and the Karate Kid trilogy.

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 3 года назад +2

      @@vitodoriacalcio hell yeah it is.

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 3 года назад +18

      @@vitodoriacalcio its a bit like an alternate universe, 2010 technology exist but society is in the 80's

    • @1hitdelete
      @1hitdelete 3 года назад +2

      Agreed. I have never seen a bad comment yet. Very excited for season 4

    • @Tinman710
      @Tinman710 3 года назад +10

      It's actually good! Not easy to find good modern shows these days

  • @kloebl10
    @kloebl10 3 года назад +854

    "Doctor said I might be on the spectrum"
    J: "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂🤣

  • @gras1hoppa420
    @gras1hoppa420 3 года назад +740

    Johnny Rules.. Hes easily the best part of the show..

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 3 года назад +29

      The story I hope doesn't deviate too far away from him, he has carried the Series so far, Billy Zabka has turned in some brilliant acting

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 3 года назад +14

      Funny fact him and Martin Kove are anti- bullying campaigners and have been for years

    • @QoQabai658
      @QoQabai658 3 года назад +6

      And Hawk also.

    • @theJaRRoOnE22
      @theJaRRoOnE22 3 года назад +1

      @@QoQabai658 Yupp. Johnny & hawk are the whole show

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 3 года назад +1

      @@benpotaka5893 when did he start campaigning?

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 2 года назад +195

    "I didn't call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me." "You're firing me because of that bitch?!"
    Best and funniest contradiction of all time.

  • @jamncos
    @jamncos 3 года назад +955

    Johnny is everything right with society, we need more of him

    • @deangullberry5148
      @deangullberry5148 3 года назад +29

      This comment should go viral

    • @UncleIJT
      @UncleIJT 2 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same

    • @stivosimz
      @stivosimz 2 года назад +8

      So fuckin true

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 2 года назад +9

      this video's entire comment section is so based

    • @kevindean1327
      @kevindean1327 2 года назад +7

      As long as he doesn't drink and drive I'm all for more of this snapper head!!!

  • @25pinstripes
    @25pinstripes 3 года назад +3671

    I think Amanda LaRusso secretly loves that Johnny gets under Daniel's skin

    • @jakebradford4272
      @jakebradford4272 3 года назад +114

      she wants that size of body touching her skin😂

    • @rayalleniverson326
      @rayalleniverson326 3 года назад +74

      It’s funny that LaRusso sounds like (lar us-so.)

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 3 года назад +158

      I wanna see more of them getting along to annoy Daniel lmao

    • @skylarnicole8077
      @skylarnicole8077 3 года назад +19

      im a daniel stan 100% but i hate amanda. i would love to see her be with johnny and daniel get alli.

    • @robbase5235
      @robbase5235 3 года назад +62

      Daniel is the safe choice for Amanda. She runs that house.

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava 3 года назад +2727

    Johnny's crudity and political incorrectness is one of the most satisfying things about this show.

    • @cannedtuna6114
      @cannedtuna6114 2 года назад +53

      We need more pinapples like him

    • @cannedtuna6114
      @cannedtuna6114 2 года назад +34

      I meant people*

    • @ChillWaters
      @ChillWaters 2 года назад +32

      @@cannedtuna6114 pineapples

    • @SamC_182
      @SamC_182 2 года назад +53

      Too bad they made it more woke in the new season

    • @gigachadantisoy8178
      @gigachadantisoy8178 2 года назад +28

      You mean his political correctness

  • @aidanshah2252
    @aidanshah2252 3 года назад +545

    Favourite line from him is “ Did you just flinch virgin?” 😂

    • @soakedbearrd
      @soakedbearrd 3 года назад +25

      Yeah that had me rolling, then he said aww shit we got a bunch of flinchers. Lol

    • @joycedunnell6411
      @joycedunnell6411 3 года назад +10

      @@soakedbearrd YES SENSEI!
      That was not a question! 😂

    • @user-is1mu8fo9j
      @user-is1mu8fo9j 3 года назад +10

      Ms. Robinson....unflinch this group 😈

  • @victorchico7768
    @victorchico7768 3 года назад +521

    I like how Miguel’s asthma disappeared after Johnny told Miguel he won’t let that weak shit in his dojo

    • @derekzbetter
      @derekzbetter 3 года назад +12

      could've been a paceblo effect?

    • @zyvlynbayne6821
      @zyvlynbayne6821 3 года назад +81

      My head canon is that Miguel's asthma was anxiety-induced. As he gained confidence in himself, it became less and less of a problem.

    • @scottsterling4713
      @scottsterling4713 3 года назад +26

      I don’t know if it’s scientific fact but I can you from experience that as you exercise, asthma attacks are less frequent. You’re training your body for the constant change in environmental levels, for example, when the weather changes from cold to hot constantly I would need my inhaler but because I started jogging and swimming, I’ve hardly ever needed my inhaler since.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 года назад +4

      @@zyvlynbayne6821 I find it more likely that he was simply misdiagnosed.

    • @megaavonaco9954
      @megaavonaco9954 2 года назад +4

      @@vetarlittorf1807 yeah, same thing with hawk. Cuz I don’t think you can get rid of autism with karate. I think it’s an issue of anxiety that these kids are having that which makes them misdiagnosed with that stuff.

  • @stevevarcoe1284
    @stevevarcoe1284 3 года назад +374

    Johnny is by far and away my favourite character, he makes this show

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +555

    5:59 had me dying😂😂😂😂😂"Sorry kid, old habit."

    • @bill4665
      @bill4665 2 года назад +23

      I love how he looks so disappointed too- 😭😂

    • @googguy7773
      @googguy7773 2 года назад +4

      @@bill4665 fr🤣 johnny is the best

  • @geekyprogrammer4831
    @geekyprogrammer4831 3 года назад +260

    3:42 very philosophical of Johnny 🤣🤣

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 2 года назад +338

    I love how this show depicts Johnny. In a world where people can be cancelled for not using the right language, to show a character who is politically incorrect and ignorant but still tries his best and has a good heart, and is the most loveable character on the show - it's good for the world. There are a lot of Johnnys out there in the world. And they are still able to be good people and grow without completely changing their personality. And they have things that they know better and can teach better than someone like Daniel, who is also fantastic but is more what society today holds up as the epitome of "wholesome masculinity". But Daniel (or Mr Miyagi) isn't the only way to be a good man. Johnny has another way.
    I think society too often looks at people like Johnny and assumes they are "toxic". But this show depicts someone who is ACTUALLY toxic and abusive (Kreese) and then contrasts it with someone who means well but had a hard life and made mistakes and learned from them (Johnny) as well as someone who is a lot more by the book on how to be a good person (Daniel, who is successful at work, has a happy marriage and a healthy relationship with his daughter).
    Progressives unfortunately often see people like Johnny as the enemy, but he's not the enemy. People like Kreese (and Tory) are the enemy. That's real "toxic masculinity and toxic femininity".
    I'm glad the show spent so much time developing Johnny. I love Daniel too but Johnny is such a loveable character, he's my favourite.

    • @bowie-rocks543
      @bowie-rocks543 2 года назад +8

      You are my favorite comment, well said friend. It is so important, you are very right and I agree

    • @theVictor-isVonDoom
      @theVictor-isVonDoom 2 года назад +14

      I agree but not Tory she's on her way but she can still pull a Hawk she's just down on her luck and taking it out on others like how Hawk did all she needs is someone in her corner that's not toxic and if Sam would back the fk off or better yet try to understand her she could come back or maybe Mrs.LaRusso could help her

    • @Kiddo_X
      @Kiddo_X 2 года назад +7

      This comment was worth reading.

    • @Sailorbyday
      @Sailorbyday 2 года назад +1

      Cause there is no such thing as toxic masculinity or femininity. Those don't exist

    • @NoOneGetzOutAlive
      @NoOneGetzOutAlive 2 года назад

      People get canceled for lying about election fraud and going full f****** Nazi and spreading hate speech and violent rhetoric, they aren't champions of free speech. Johnny is what Archie Bunker was, it was satire about a crotch the old man stuck in the past, it wasn't about oh he gets to say whatever he wants and everyone's okay with it. It had a message. So did star trek. So did comic books. Comic books had political messages from day one and you cry all day about it.

  • @melonmanwill
    @melonmanwill 2 года назад +112

    "I'm not checking in. I'm no quitter" is such an underrated line lol

  • @nati2637
    @nati2637 3 года назад +343

    Idc what anyone says, one of my fav scenes is when Johnny says “relax DaNiElLe” @ 1:03

    • @Poezick88
      @Poezick88 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 3 года назад +1

      Friends and maybe

    • @avagasca4863
      @avagasca4863 3 года назад +10

      I know Johnny calls him Danielle 😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +1

      @@avagasca4863
      And silver calls him Danny boy

    • @AdventVFX
      @AdventVFX 3 месяца назад

      Always heard it as Dan-YO

  • @steafsobrazy
    @steafsobrazy 2 года назад +265

    I love how Johnny isn't even a bully, he's just Johnny.

    • @Kevin-cy2dr
      @Kevin-cy2dr 2 года назад +26

      Johnny is the opposite of a bully ,cause he lifts people up instead of putting them down.

    • @kostastube2010
      @kostastube2010 9 месяцев назад +1

      Larusso was the real bully!

  • @donskiver
    @donskiver 3 года назад +158

    What I love about Johnny is that deep down, he wants to do the right thing and he cares about the kids. He's learned a lot of tough lessons the hard way and doesn't want the kids to go through what he went through.

  • @pitster
    @pitster 3 года назад +232

    Literally the coolest person on tv in the last few years.

  • @erinjohnson1124
    @erinjohnson1124 3 года назад +215

    This show developing Johnny’s character is some of the most brilliant writing I’ve seen for a long time. William Zabka is just incredible. Thank you for this mashup!

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +246

    Imagine if Johnny had taken up substitute teaching.....

  • @djsalteenuts
    @djsalteenuts 3 года назад +117

    "You're a life coach? You might as well be setting your money on fire" - Johnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @teomartinoski6864
    @teomartinoski6864 3 года назад +109

    “Relax Danielle”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StuckonStupid84
    @StuckonStupid84 3 года назад +236

    Bullshit I know when you're faking.
    Best line in season 3.

  • @souljaspazzin
    @souljaspazzin 3 года назад +178

    “there are no girls in cobra kai”
    “why not”
    “same reason there are no girls in the army doesn’t make any sense” 😭

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад +1

      @Lance F350 No fangs

    • @assassincreed2087
      @assassincreed2087 2 года назад +1

      There's plenty of women in the army who'd kick his ass

    • @jonathonparks9518
      @jonathonparks9518 2 года назад +5

      @@assassincreed2087 QUIET!!!

    • @Kyle34562
      @Kyle34562 2 года назад

      @@assassincreed2087 tis the joke

  • @julupuki1871
    @julupuki1871 3 года назад +523

    Johnny got balls to say what everybody's afraid of to say present day

    • @kermit1211
      @kermit1211 3 года назад +12

      Alot of idiots online do this too.

    • @danield.8233
      @danield.8233 3 года назад +42

      @@kermit1211 they hide behind a computer

    • @cosmicdoggo9296
      @cosmicdoggo9296 2 года назад +1

      @@kermit1211 because it easy to be ass hole online most of them dont have guts to talk like that to some one s face

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 2 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @TheBangBangMan69
      @TheBangBangMan69 2 года назад

      @@danield.8233 what a bunch of spineless losers

  • @metallimama5850
    @metallimama5850 3 года назад +92

    7:10 How Miguel keeps a straight face I have no idea. My favorite Johnny moment of all time. Zabka nails it.

    • @elrincondelaguitarra3050
      @elrincondelaguitarra3050 Год назад

      I've been in karate tournaments, and most likely you will get kicked in your face for pulling that woke crap.

    • @Spleen29600
      @Spleen29600 Год назад

      Oh that's for sure !@@elrincondelaguitarra3050

  • @derrickow8015
    @derrickow8015 3 года назад +200

    The 🐐. Johnny just needs his own spinoff show 😂😂

    • @jakebradford4272
      @jakebradford4272 3 года назад +54

      lol what do you think you are watching now dum 🍑

    • @supbrahimhammer.421
      @supbrahimhammer.421 3 года назад +43

      This is a spin-off show

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 3 года назад +8

      Both him and Kreese, I always loved the villains, but Johnny is quickly becoming a likeable good guy

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 3 года назад +13

      Johnny is literally Chad straight outta the meme.

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 3 года назад +4

      this is his show

  • @Memorex996
    @Memorex996 3 года назад +118

    "There's only one animal that can kill a snake"
    "A mongoose?"
    "A real animal Bert"
    "...."

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад +1

      It has fangs. It has wings. It is badass.

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 2 года назад

      Johnny: *shows T-shirt*
      Penis Breath: "Eagles don't have fan-..."
      Johnny: *kindly asks Penis Breath to shut the fuck up by throwing said T-shirt in his face*

  • @sirmatatyahu1261
    @sirmatatyahu1261 3 года назад +186

    Sorry kid old habit...lmao

    • @amatherly81608
      @amatherly81608 3 года назад +8

      Dude I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CostaTol
      @CostaTol 3 года назад +1

      I actually did the same thing 😅 hard to break old habits 😅

  • @stephengiles8326
    @stephengiles8326 3 года назад +111

    Johnny single handedly cured Miguel’s asthma!

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад +1

      And paralysis too.

  • @jimmehbob6576
    @jimmehbob6576 3 года назад +40

    Miguel had asthma, Johnny told him to stop having asthma, and Miguel didn't have a problem with asthma after that. Miguel was also crippled and Johnny helped him stand again. Johnny is a magic man and you can't change my mind about it.

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +85

    Amanda absolutely wants some of Johnny to rub off on Daniel. Johnny may be 99% irresponsible, but Daniel is 100% BORING. Johnny's the reason Daniel's probably gotten more at home recently than all 20 years prior combined.

    • @LightSpeed4246
      @LightSpeed4246 3 года назад +14

      Personality wise he might be boring but his life, the way his character has lived it is anything but boring. With that being said, Johnny is easily my favorite character. Imagine if he had a mr miyaki teaching him instead of kreese.

    • @jonathonparks9518
      @jonathonparks9518 2 года назад +1

      I mean... if I got constantly jumped, beaten up, and almost killed multiple times by crazy people throughout my teenage years I'd want a boring life too. 😂

  • @dma169
    @dma169 3 года назад +262

    You forgot the part when Johnny tried to shake off Sid for the money for Miguel's surgery and he told him that he would tell the world about an incident with one of Sid's employers and told him: You wouldnt want those hashbrowns metoo with your name

    • @jordandangelo180
      @jordandangelo180 3 года назад +40

      That hash brown line I thought was one of the funniest lines in the show. That and when Aisha said the rights to AC/DC’s “ Back in Black “ would cost too much and he said, “ Don’t worry, I already own the cassette, it’s in the car.”

    • @jorgearellano7171
      @jorgearellano7171 3 года назад +5

      @@jordandangelo180 it was thunderstruck not back in black

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +6

      @@jorgearellano7171
      You have to admit it was badass when he told Miguel not to look at some girls while Johnny picked him up in the Challenger

    • @lydesantana740
      @lydesantana740 11 месяцев назад

      “and put one of those hashbrowns in the end, THEN SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!”

  • @kerriethompson2073
    @kerriethompson2073 3 года назад +211

    Gender what?! 😆😆😆🤣😂

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 3 года назад +29

      Is this a prank call?!

    • @BadassBobY
      @BadassBobY 3 года назад +1

      @@xsailor85 quiet

    • @its.angel0795
      @its.angel0795 3 года назад

      It’s funny but I kinda don’t get it 😭 is it “gender neutral” ?!

    • @kerriethompson2073
      @kerriethompson2073 3 года назад

      @@its.angel0795 i think they're sTing gender fluid.

    • @GeorgeDaho
      @GeorgeDaho 3 года назад +1

      @@its.angel0795 I’m pretty sure the dude on the other end said trans-gender

  • @mbertrand
    @mbertrand 2 года назад +67

    Johnny: “You sold me this computer and it died!”
    Clerk: “Did you plug it in?”
    Johnny: “You said it was wireless!”
    🤣🤣🤣
    Johnny taking on technology is even better than his feud with Daniel

  • @alberteinstein3612
    @alberteinstein3612 2 года назад +26

    I need somebody like Johnny in my life
    His sheer amount of brutal honesty and hilarious ignorance is the comic relief that I’ve been missing all this time

  • @TaylorSuto
    @TaylorSuto Год назад +10

    "The doctor says I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."

  • @xnet_cascade6257
    @xnet_cascade6257 3 года назад +173

    Johnny after buying a new TV: “Hey, what channel is RUclips on?”

  • @Noodlyk18
    @Noodlyk18 Год назад +18

    My favorite line by far is him responding to Hawk saying he might be on the spectrum with "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" made me spit my drink, Johnny is genuinely 100% of the reason why I kept watching this show, he's hilarious

    • @lydesantana740
      @lydesantana740 11 месяцев назад +1

      lmfao mine is when he said “you mean it was worse than that? cause if thats the after photo that sucks man, you should sue”😭😭

  • @coolrockstar32
    @coolrockstar32 3 года назад +34

    "Patriarchy"
    "I hate the Patriots too"
    Bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matadeverdoemden
    @matadeverdoemden 3 года назад +197

    I just love how they make fun of modern-day humor and culture. Unlike other shows, this one doesn't painfully pander to all that crap. They may still include it, but it's only to make fun of it, and that's why this is the only modern show that I can stomach.

    • @blocc316
      @blocc316 2 года назад

      This needs 1.k likes

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 года назад

      yessir

    • @SabatSch95
      @SabatSch95 2 года назад +9

      This show is literally the ONLY show I can think of that doesn't pander to extreme left wing politics & even has the balls to make fun of it. I'm not gonna lie, it's extremely satisfying to see.

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 2 года назад +1

      @@SabatSch95 Honestly though, they do such an amazing job showing off the flaws of both mentalities, and giving the viewers the lesson that balance is key for all of life. :)

  • @bowieblondie
    @bowieblondie 3 года назад +60

    "I hate the Patriots too." My hero.

  • @lumr.8726
    @lumr.8726 3 года назад +64

    he is so funny in this show, seriously, i hope the writers don't mess up this character on season 4 and i also love the interactions he has with daniel when they don't wanna kill each other lol, i hope they can get along on season 4, like for real this time

  • @lechampion9323
    @lechampion9323 3 года назад +31

    The rivalry between Daniel and Johnny is the best thing that happened to Netflix in a long time, as is Johnny and Miguel's father-son relationship

  • @rodolfopaul4431
    @rodolfopaul4431 3 года назад +118

    Student: Sensei Lawrence, i just tested positive for Covid and...
    Johnny: Quiet!!!
    Student is cured

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 года назад +2

      S5 spoiler, calling it now.

  • @jakubBae
    @jakubBae 3 года назад +25

    This is one of my favorite characters of any show in a really long time. They did a good job with Johnny.

  • @toddjohnson5176
    @toddjohnson5176 3 года назад +43

    Karate kid is phenomenal. I think the entire cast deserve Oscars.they rocked it🔥👍👊

  • @kerriethompson2073
    @kerriethompson2073 3 года назад +95

    Johnny Lawrence is my spirit animal! 💓💖❣

    • @T-roc57
      @T-roc57 3 года назад +3

      He'd get mad at you for sayin that tho 🤣

    • @zim807
      @zim807 3 года назад

      @@T-roc57 fr he’d be like “QUIET!!”

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 2 года назад +18

    I love how he thinks if you own a computer you're a nerd. I love how he's stuck in that 80s mindset. He's probably the happiest person on earth not being a slave to technology.

  • @luciferm9647
    @luciferm9647 2 года назад +11

    He is the heart and soul of the show. Every scene he is in is either hilarious or thoughtful, but always entertaining. Great acting.

  • @itsbmeGaming
    @itsbmeGaming 2 года назад +17

    What a great character. The fact he plays everything so straight and with such confidence makes it hilarious.
    I am happy Zabka is back in the spotlight again having fun. Seems like he's having a great time.

  • @rouell5630
    @rouell5630 3 года назад +56

    Jonny Lawrence is the only normal person in the show

  • @ricardoh87
    @ricardoh87 3 года назад +56

    5:31 Johnny flailing his briefcase inside his car made my day

  • @yunhwa_00
    @yunhwa_00 3 года назад +158

    screw doctors johnny literally made miguel walk again and he cured his asthma (not my idea)

    • @jackramen2704
      @jackramen2704 3 года назад +16

      And took Eli off of the spectrum

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 3 года назад +4

      And helped Eli get some hoes

    • @namatamataba784
      @namatamataba784 3 года назад +2

      Also prescribed some thing make hawk's lip problem disappear

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +4

      @@Milltao3 Eli owes Johnny bigtime for Moon alone, especially if he ends up getting a 3some with Moon and her new girlfriend before 18.

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 2 года назад

      @@namatamataba784 yeah it’s called something else taking the attention

  • @nxghtkool9450
    @nxghtkool9450 Год назад +9

    i cannot believe how many times johnny has said "p*ssy" in this show LMAO

  • @deyun_scar7818
    @deyun_scar7818 3 года назад +23

    I love when he yells , “QUIET!!” 😆

  • @xico9438
    @xico9438 Год назад +3

    I trained in kickboxing through high school and johnny Lawrence reminds me so much of my coach it cracks me up

  • @vibeyjoint8345
    @vibeyjoint8345 11 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m no quitter” at a rehab center is crazy😭

  • @forcendnd885
    @forcendnd885 2 года назад +41

    Johnny is an adult child. Seriously. Like a child he just says the first thing he thinks without thought or how it will affect another. And I love it. IRL I would prob wanna bash in his face for what he says. But him as a TV character.. he's the best

  • @Viuh
    @Viuh 2 года назад +15

    -I have asthma
    -Not anymore!
    And the asthma actually disappeared xD

  • @curlyyheadjosh7641
    @curlyyheadjosh7641 3 года назад +35

    “a mongoose” “ a real animal bert”😂😂

  • @gsalzbrot9934
    @gsalzbrot9934 3 года назад +95

    The best scene is when Jonny hits the book out of the arms of the little pupil 😂😂😂

  • @1iwudipq1pe
    @1iwudipq1pe 3 года назад +51

    Yea im not a nerd

  • @irwinos719
    @irwinos719 3 года назад +56

    “Are you one of those ‘challenged’ kids???”
    “Well... My doctor says I could be on the spectrum”
    “I dunno what that is, but get off it. Pronto.”
    never change, johnny 👌👌👌

  • @reeceharris5113
    @reeceharris5113 3 года назад +19

    'Nice shirt'
    'Thanks'
    "Im joking it sucks'

  • @moosterchief665_3
    @moosterchief665_3 3 года назад +16

    “The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way.”
    This is probs the best line I’ve heard (other than any other line he’s said so far)

  • @royaleanniequit
    @royaleanniequit 3 года назад +17

    8:45 my favorite part when he said “ he coughed it up like a chicken bone *laughs* he cried”

  • @farhan44able
    @farhan44able 3 года назад +38

    The last three days were amazing. I have been binge watching this show for the last 72 hours( with gaps of course). As I watched this Karate Kid franchise with enthusiasm, I have to admit Johnny is an antihero kind of character. The guy makes his own choices and tries to help others. He's behaviour makes people annyoed and entertaining. He's one of the best attractions of the show. He's relation with Miguel is like a father-son type. Before him, Miguel was a whiny nerd underdog kid who was bullied every now and then. After Johnny Lawrence came, he shifted to an aggressive skilled All Valley Champion. His confidence boosted and he fought against all odds.
    Usually, after watching the Karate Kid movie, any guy would literally hate Johnny. However, beneath the arrogance and irratic behaviour, there lies a great deal of empathy and compassion.
    Miguel - All the kids are calling me names.
    Johnny - Thats what happens when you eat a whole box of Twinkies everyday.
    XDXDXD
    This cracked me up.

  • @playoffl36ron8
    @playoffl36ron8 2 года назад +55

    society has gotten so soft that 80s villains sound rational

    • @idktbh5791
      @idktbh5791 2 года назад +4

      He doesn't sound rational... That's the joke 😂

  • @minifig_studios
    @minifig_studios 3 года назад +21

    Johnny at 6:02 knocks books out of kids hand “Sorry, old habit”

  • @vampire443
    @vampire443 3 года назад +12

    Johnny is my favorite!!! It's so cool how they developed his character. So enjoy your performance!!!

  • @Stormray7
    @Stormray7 2 года назад +14

    “I don’t need rehab I’m not a quitter” Johnny is a legend how can you hate this man

  • @Jason_Trau
    @Jason_Trau 3 года назад +17

    Best character to happen to streaming services in a long time.

  • @iminhell8616
    @iminhell8616 Год назад +3

    0:00 I could see William Zabka doing a stand up about the “quit bitching at me scene”

  • @Dieoall
    @Dieoall Год назад +8

    "Can you turn on billy eilish?" *Turns on billy idol. Most johnny thing lol

  • @benpotaka5893
    @benpotaka5893 3 года назад +51

    Billy is the best actor here, he totally smashed it

  • @Kand1kat
    @Kand1kat 2 года назад +7

    “ARE YOU INSANE?!?”
    “depends who you ask”

  • @miladyame9822
    @miladyame9822 3 года назад +31

    Jonny: what's the problem Mr. Diaz
    Miguel: im sorry I have asthma
    *Jonny throws asthma thingy*
    Jonny: not anymore you don't
    Asthma : ait I'll leave

  • @johnny8030
    @johnny8030 2 года назад +30

    i was expecting to hate this show, putting it on to fall asleep, what I didn't expect is how great Johnny Lawrence made the show

  • @SueZQue83
    @SueZQue83 2 года назад +18

    Johnny is so unapologetic and I love it

  • @carterplaysmc2738
    @carterplaysmc2738 3 года назад +65

    “I’m no quitter”

    • @DC05570
      @DC05570 3 года назад

      “...but I’m a ‘QUIETER!!!’”🤫🥋🤜🏻💥🤕

  • @JoJoFan87
    @JoJoFan87 2 года назад +10

    He literally sells the show, I root for him and his dojo everytime I watch.