In the next Valve game, if the game is pirated, this guy should turn all the way around and start walking toward the screen. Then the game would crash.
0:38 this happens because the Valve Guy and the main menu are in the same map. When the Valve screen is over it teleports you to the menu area and loads all the post processing and fog settings designed for that area
If the player saw his full face the game would send a trigger and his eyes would be white staring into the players soul and his mouth would open slowly while his hand is reaching out twords the player, after that the game crashes and sends a warning "don't be nosy" that would be some scary sh_t
That’d actually be really cool. The Valve brand turning full circle. Beginning with Half-Life and the guy with the Valve in his head, and ending the series with the Valve guy turning around. I know that probably wouldn’t happen, but it’d be neat.
Lemmino (yt channel) said this guy was a random guy in the street and was offered by Valve workers to take a picture of his back idk if he was joking, but Heavy and Coach would be an excellent combination
@@haas170 just make an amimation everytime if the face saw the player glitching or hacking, makes his eyes open and stare at the player and then shuts down the game. That would be scary af
I think they should add the valve guy when a player tries to pirate any valve game, when they open the pirate game it would show the valve guy completely turn around and starin at your soul and after few minutes the game crashed
so. why does the valve guy has a bean body. now we know that. imagine coach from left 4 dead 2 looking at the valve guy's face coach saying "is this me?". lol
They should have a jumpscare that kicks you out of the game or atleast make the eyes follow you and have it breath creepily to unsettle the person enough to make em leave. Or pull one of those read computers owners name of the computer to freak them out
Imagine becoming the logotipe of a company that owns one of the biggest and most important videogame online store and has developed some of the most amazing titles on the world and yet nobody still knows who you are
According to valve, They just escorted a random person off the ny streets and brought him to the studio. They forgot to ask his name so his identity remains a mystery
In the next Valve game, if the game is pirated, this guy should turn all the way around and start walking toward the screen. Then the game would crash.
*Yes.*
@@insanenoob42 That would be amazing
If that happens, I'll get the pirated one
Someone should make that
Cool but a better message would just be to still make the pirate at least know he should try to find ways to help the devs
I imagined him as looking more like Shaq
Thanks valve. He doesn't even look like Shaq
Same
I always imagined him as Morpheus from the Matrix
musyrifo the red valve or the blue valve choose or I will bore you with pretentiousness
I sometimes imagine him looking like coach from left4dead2 or louis from left4dead
1:37 are you trying to turn the valve? Lol
Legend says if you open the head by turning the valve, the half 3 release date is revealed
Lmfao
@@ayttrmn4008 also every single game that never had a 3rd one
KinGG oh no not artifact 3
@@ayttrmn4008 And then Valve could finally count to 3 and higher, leaving the legend of valve cannot count up to 3 a thing that used to happened.
1:33 him trying to rotate the valve is literally the first thing i thought about when i saw the head valve logo the first time.
What
@@astrobacon7yearsago him trying to rotate the valve is literally the first thing i thought about when i saw the head valve logo the first time.
@@mac8869 oh ok
When you rotate it, it tells you the release date of Portal 3
0:38 this happens because the Valve Guy and the main menu are in the same map. When the Valve screen is over it teleports you to the menu area and loads all the post processing and fog settings designed for that area
If the player saw his full face the game would send a trigger and his eyes would be white staring into the players soul and his mouth would open slowly while his hand is reaching out twords the player, after that the game crashes and sends a warning "don't be nosy" that would be some scary sh_t
That sounds like a creepypasta
What means nosy? Nostalgic noisy?
Don't give them ideas.
@@mentelgen3274 nosy means like, you show too much interest in other people's lives or get into other people's business
@@hush3956 oh I completely forgotten about that command. I think it’s autocorrected or something. Thanks for telling me anyways mate!
I thought he looked like Shaq or heavy weapons guy
SAME
Or coach but he is none of them
There's a 2010 unreleased one of Heavy for TF.
i am heavy weapons guys and this *grunts* is my gun
@@cryodoctor8857 thats a fake
Imagine in half life 3,
At the end of credits, he completely turns his head....
...and it's *Coach*
"Ima be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"
Or father Grigori
I always imagined it would be coach😀
That’d actually be really cool. The Valve brand turning full circle. Beginning with Half-Life and the guy with the Valve in his head, and ending the series with the Valve guy turning around. I know that probably wouldn’t happen, but it’d be neat.
I knew it
If valve makes a horror game. This guy will turn all the way around.
Left 4 Dead exist sooo...
@@iamlouis1495 yeah
I count Half-Life: Alyx as a horror game. Chapter 7 scared the shit out of me.
@@iamlouis1495 zombie nexon and cso
apparently for the intro with this man, valve took a random guy from the streets. not even they know who he really is.
i think theres 3 different black valve guys
the one who stood still, the other who turned, and this one
more than likely all different homeless men
I thought that was with the Eli lookalike? Damn, valve loves miscrediting people
@@riverds4925 it’s a doll
@@mrdirtydan298 no you are stupid
@@riverds4925I heard the one turning is computer generated
How did it feel looking at that through VR lmfao I'd die
I'm very desensitized to things in VR unfortunately lol. I've seen some things over the past few years 😂
@@ikarosvr379 could you elaborate please
@@Krackerlack 3 years of Vrchat lol
@@ikarosvr379 OH MY GOD, SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE VALVE GUY FOR VRCHAT
@@grawlixTV yes
Lemmino (yt channel) said this guy was a random guy in the street and was offered by Valve workers to take a picture of his back idk if he was joking, but Heavy and Coach would be an excellent combination
He wasn't joking, check the wiki
Just think, someone at valve remembered how this guy looked like from all the way back in 97' (open your mind can be viewed in the 97 alpha for hl1)
@@GodFatherGB or they either took pictures of his face too or just improvised a face
damn, how’d they manage to make him turning his head in portal 2 look so real? their animation was really good even 10 years ago but still
I like how you went up to his cheek and caressed it
I tought it has no texture from the front😂
I mean, yeah, it doesn't
In source 1 for things to do actions the entire model has to be there and textured or something like that
But source 2 does it differently
@@ravysaini127 that's just not true
50th like
So it was bald Obama the entire time
obama got a hair cut
Looks nothing like obama
@@PASTELXENON r/wooosh (also it does look like Obama in the front)
@@MattGDreal cease to exist
@@PASTELXENON well that's rude
The next valve is gonna be some guy turning around fully and then reaching his hand out and the screen fades
m.ruclips.net/video/WmLDIgKYG4A/видео.html like this
Lol forget bout the actual game, that right there is literally a game of itself. Inception. A game within a game 🧐🤔
I think valve should've left the valve man's face a mystery. Missed opportunity for them ig
Just leave it blank, no eyes, no mouth, nothing, just skin.
CashPro 619 well that wouldn’t be a mystery would it. They should’ve left it in deep shadow so it can’t be seen
Icon artz Shadows are just lighting. The model is still there and accessible. Making his face blank is the only way to hide it
@@haas170 just make an amimation everytime if the face saw the player glitching or hacking, makes his eyes open and stare at the player and then shuts down the game. That would be scary af
@@logant6630 no wtf
omg thats his face in my opinion valve is one of the most scariest logos ive seen in my life really
How tf does an intro become more scary than an actual horror game
@@The_Official_You ikr
1:38
"Full steam ahead, we'll end this idle running; let's give the valve a spin-"
Valve guy: "can u dont"
i love the chalkeaters
Stunning detail considering how much of the model we actually get to see
This is knowledge nobody should've learned
Imagine when he stop and you in front of his face and then suddenly starts screaming.... That would be a nightmare
Imagine if when he's facing him completely, the valve guy looks at him directly
imagine him being faceless
honestly that would be better
Respect to the person who had balls of steel and went in vr and got close to valve guy's face for this.
Imagine if they implemented an easter egg which would make the valve guy come alive or stare at you when you tried to hack the position.
I think they should add the valve guy when a player tries to pirate any valve game, when they open the pirate game it would show the valve guy completely turn around and starin at your soul and after few minutes the game crashed
Finally.
so. why does the valve guy has a bean body. now we know that.
imagine coach from left 4 dead 2 looking at the valve guy's face coach saying "is this me?". lol
They should have a jumpscare that kicks you out of the game or atleast make the eyes follow you and have it breath creepily to unsettle the person enough to make em leave. Or pull one of those read computers owners name of the computer to freak them out
in the other time-line, valve have no budget to make an intro so you will see coach's face
Don’t be shy, twist the valve
I think he closed his mind and opens his own wallet
I used to think this was coach when I was younger
so that is the guy of our childhood so great
Judging from this video the Valve Guy seems to be a giant, wich only makes him scarier
he looks like gman but bald
thanks man
He doesn’t look as terrifying as I thought
1:59 doing stuff like that would freak me out if i was the one in vr doing them, it feels very uncanny
just watch the intro of portal 2, there he reveals more of his face
This is the best company intro ever
Its "Open your mind", so his mind is already open, therefore the game. You have to close the valve...
my right ear feels tingly now
I like his cut...
dude has concave blank eyes kinda creepy how you'd never know otherwise
Hurray! Now he is going to hunt my dreams forever!
valve guy turns around all the way then he says HEY has anyone seen nick over here?
I've always felt the valve logo guy would look more like Howard Jones of kill switch engage
I too partake in a little vr out of bounds exploration 😳 it's trippy at first an then it becomes fun
that guy looks like hes staring at a wall
more like.. staring at nothing?
Imagine if you was looking at his way and it just snapped to you
I'm surprised they bothered to model his face
0:32 I thought he were coach
Me too
I expected Mr Valve to be alien looking
ok but i never expected him to be a Titans height-
I imagined Couch for some reason.
That slowly turn around face creeps me out
He's in the files, anyways.
Imagine becoming the logotipe of a company that owns one of the biggest and most important videogame online store and has developed some of the most amazing titles on the world and yet nobody still knows who you are
It’s not as scary and chilling as the actual intro
He just wants to check your vibe, that's all.
I imagined him looking more like Coach
i always thought it was a shaved gaben
At least they even made a face and not a some 4 pixel thing
he looks like the boss in half-life 1
imagine if the guys eyes were looking back
Imagine if he had a valve in his left eye.
Watchin ths at 2am after two tabs of acid wasnt smart
This guy actually has a face. I think there might be a reason for that.
YOU HAVE SEEN THE FORBIDDEN
christ that guy's fucking terrifying
The sad part is Valve guy is no longer a guy and is just a 3D model now. We've come full circle. 😭
youtubers face reveal❎
valve guy face reveal✅
He's lost a lot of weight since 2011
thats heavy
Use that 3D picture cinematic effect to get a glimpse of an AI generated version of the face
I was thinking about Coach's face
i actually saw his face while playing non vr
no wonder this took 6 years to develop
i think they chose valve as a logo because of its double meaning to turn on the valve and flow the ideas
When valve counta to 3= valve man face
I thought he was Coach the whole time
He looks like a bald Lindemann
It's Coach but depressed
How does it feels to chew 5 gum
Stimulate your senses
they probably intentionally did that lol. they could have not done the front part of the model but they did for someone like you to find out
Yeah, definitely something valve would do lol
they should have put a low res picture of Gabe Newell's face on the front of it
Open your mind
They should just make im coach from l4d2 for hte next valve game.
bro how tf is this shit so scary
Valve just ppicked a random guy from the streets to make that lol
potato valve guy
He is Valvetard
i dont know why but im getting little nightmares 2 vibes
According to valve, They just escorted a random person off the ny streets and brought him to the studio. They forgot to ask his name so his identity remains a mystery
See you in gmod2 mr.valve xd
Bro literally 🗿
Guys if u turn the valve on his head u get tf3 l4d3 half life 3all the 3s
It's Secretly coach