Back then, that was military grade.... gotta keep up with the times. I mean DARPA has multiple press releases for their mid-flight correcting bullets...
I have yet to meet a anti gunner that knows about firearms, understands them, the variations, the history ect. And just cause you own a gun doesn’t mean you’re pro 2A otherwise they wouldn’t say some of the ignorant and uninformed stuff they say. It’s not about want, or need, or self defense, or hunting or whatever. It’s cause it’s a right and about everything that, that right entails. I don’t have time to listen to sheep with a false sense of security only to say I told you so when by then it’s too late. 🙄
@@BigMikey1776 And there was a firearm that could shoot multiple bullets with one trigger pull but Thomas Jefferson thought it would be too expensive for the individual infantry man.
Those types of people pick and choose the rights they like. They're afraid of guns, so no one should have guns. Well if the Amendments don't mean anything, than you better stop typing your opinion since the First Amendment doesn't exist on the internet, only the printing press.
It boils down to preserving life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and to defend against threats both foreign and domestic (i.e., tyrannical government).
The intro to the joke was funny but he quickly followed up with ignorance. He should hear a Second Amendment Comedian run with that joke and make it actually funnier
I find it funny how people are quick to bring up that we didn’t have modern weapons when the constitution was written, yet one of our founding fathers John Barry literally owned a warship. Lol
Your damn right we like our guns. The reason none of our advisaries have invaded the 🇺🇸 is not because of our military, it's because of our 2nd Amendment and 50 million armed citizens. What country wants to go up against that. Our 2nd Amendment is what makes us strong.
The U.S. military is the #1 terrorist organization in the world. The rest of the world is scared to death of us. No one would try to conquer us coz they see what we do to countries w/ lots of oil and resources that never posed a threat to us in the first place. Time to make up another boogeyman enemy and go invade his territory on the excuse that he wasn’t giving his ppl the ‘democracy’ that we supposedly have 🤮 😝
This guy sounds like someone with zero knowledge of firearms. He acts as though guns go off by themselves then proceeded to say only women should be allowed to have as many guns as they want that absolute clown. Thank god he’s not a politician.
This guy really doesn’t like Guns and he’s having a hard time getting his comedic timing right and actually finding a good punchline. I Guess he’s having Troubleshooting issues. But hey that’s what happens when you get triggered.
The right to bear arms was written to keep the PEOPLE as the govt and as an insurance policy against tyranny. Makes sense to me considering we are live in a tyrannical regime this very day
@@Stanotz yeah he is saying this ( joke ) in Detroit. The top 10 most gun death in citys are all run by democrats who have the strictest gun laws. And somehow the criminal still can get guns because like drugs they get them illegal.
We do have a gun problem in this country and the problem is the ATF’s infringements on our 2ed amendment rights. This guy says he’s not anti gun and that’s what all anti gun people say in their skits. It’s a tactic to make you believe he is on your side then tells you how dangerous they are. Well a fork is dangerous so a car, mountain lions, nuclear power plant. The point is, is that if you have no respect for the tool then you’re going to get hurt. The so called laws is to keep guns out the hands of criminals right. Well I got news for you they are criminals they weren’t supposed to have them in the first place. Gang members or people that are dead set on actually shooting someone will either buy a gun illegally or steal it. And don’t tell me that’s why we need to get rid of gun manufacturers cuz there are plenty of people in other country’s that make guns from scratch in jungles and sell them to the cartel. Just like drugs you can’t stop the importation of guns from other country’s and other criminals. They had way more then muskets back in 1776. Like the Puckle gun, cannons. For whatever reason you anti gun people like to think they did just have long muskets. We have our second right to protect ourselves from the government cuz they knew back in the day that a government that can control the people is not a good idea. Look at North Korea. You want to pretend that that will never happen but it could. And the reason you can sleep at night is do to the sacrifices made by our vets over seas protecting your ability to with far superior weapons then citizens have. Guns aren’t bad it’s the people behind them and the only way to stop someone with a gun is someone else with gun. So educate yourself don’t listen to what others tell you to think. Make your own decisions and if you still don’t like the idea of a gun then don’t think you could handle it with respect then don’t get one, just don’t tell us we responsible citizens can or can’t have cuz one day we might end up protecting your life from someone else that wants to take it.
The U.S. military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world. Our government doesn’t protect its citizens: it tortures and murders poor ppl overseas for oil, land and resources at the behest of the rich corporations that comprise the military industrial complex. There’s a reason the rest of the world says we’re the biggest threat to humanity. Julian Assange is in prison coz a REAL journalist reported on the war crimes our country committed and the Dems and the Repubs fear the truth being revealed to the citizens. We’re currently invading and bombing dozens of countries around the world w/ billions of $ in weapon spending but Jackson, Mississippi, Flint, Michigan and more American cities don’t have the infrastructure to provide clean, safe running water/plumbing to thousands of poor, helpless American citizens for a fraction of what our country spends in the name of spreading ‘democracy’ on a global scale.
We Americans don’t have freedom. We have censorship and cancel culture. Say something the govt., the big corporations and the rest of the rich establishment pricks don’t like and you get fired and possibly imprisoned for life w/o a trial and w/o being charged coz you’re labeled as a generic ‘domestic terrorist.’ Freedom is only for the rich and most of them are criminal psychos.
Wrong. Plenty of Americans don't have guns. Are you saying they are not free? Do you really believe you have more rights or freedom than those who don't own guns? Because you don't, no matter what you tell yourself every day.
@@noahbatterson4710 jokes are factual. Unless you like clowns like Boris.............. NOT!! Jokes are mocking the facts. You are the type that would rather see a comedian where people clap rather than laugh. Sad that so many are in love with virtue signaling.
@@noahbatterson4710 Jokes have to be factual but a joke needs an agreed premise to succeed at its function, to be funny . And if you are going against the agreed premise to go off on your own without any facts , or agreed premises then you’ve completely ignored the phrase “It’s funny because it’s true . “
And with a straight face, you're gonna tell me that America is so star-spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. The UK. France. Italy. Germany. Spain. Australia... Belgium! has freedom... 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of 'em have freedom. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know. One of them is: There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the most free country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real and gun deaths in high income countries where we have more than the next 7 countries combined. - Newsroom
@@adamnorton59 Yes there is. The fact that we have a 2nd amendment which guarantees our right to protect our own lives is proof. Our lives are truly in our own hands, and we are one of the few countries where our people actually have the right to live. If you do not have the right to self preservation, then your life is not in your own hands and the only right you have is to do what your government tells you. All you can do is wait for the police, unless you have a means to save yourself that won't get you in trouble after the fact. Furthermore we have a bill of rights, a constitution full of other right which are guaranteed and protected by the 2nd ammendment.
If the second amendment should change with the times, social media wasn’t invented at the writing of the constitution either. Should free speech be restricted as well?
Lol tyranny?? The rich are tyrants and they don't need guns to exercise their power. 2A is about a well regulated militia not about tyranny. The founders wanted a well regulated militia of white men to be able to quickly assemble and murder Black and/or Indigenous Peoples. American is founded on racial and economic tyranny.
I don't understand. He said he had a solution for America's gun problem, but none of his solutions would have made sure that every American is well armed. In fact, his proposals would have made this more difficult.
That part about "if you have the right to say whatever you want, you better get a gun" was golden right there! Then I didn't agree with the rest of it until the end where it got better. Yeah most chicks are not armed! Imagine if all women had tons of guns! Women are psycho!
Uh, guns were not that much different The revolver which is a semi automatic gun was invented in the 1600s, professor. Your joke should have been "Why are people so uptight about guns? Becaue, comedy gun boy, Guns aren't the same as when they wrote the constitution, so we need to just tear that piece of the paper out. We have exacto knives, we can tu out number two, separate number one into two things, tape it all together, and we're good. The semi-automatic gun was invented in the 1600s. The machine gun was invented in the 1800s, but all the 'please take my guns away because our government is completely trustworthy and there is no way they need to be kept in check, right?' While we are at it, the first amendment is kind of a pain in the ass too, right? Haven't you heard of 'hate speech'? Why should somone be able to use hate speech to attack me? What? What is hate speech? It's what I don't like. What about what you don't like? No, that isn't hate speech, I fact checked it."
Threw me for a curve ball. Looked good at the beginning and then missed the bullseye. Please remember to keep the basics and not go into totalitarian left field.
Someone should also explain to him there's a big difference between the right to bear arms and the right to bare arms. The only ones misunderstanding anything are him and people that think he's smart.
I have a solution. 1 If you don't like firearms you don't have to buy any. Simple, easy isn't? 2 If you want to limit firearms then your 1st amendment is limited to what was available in 1791. Fair enough?
Love all the salty gun owners in the comments. Quick to call out liberals who don't like jokes against PC culture but suddenly its no longer a joke, but rather an argument when its about guns. I wish more people on either side would realize that things they disagree with can still be funny. Laughing about yourself doesn't make your values any less meaningful.
@Flex tape Sealin you all up yea but male comics joke about tampons and periods all the time and are probably wrong about how they work or don't know everything about menstruation. if all comedy had to be factually correct none of it would be funny.
As soon as he said, "back then guns were a little different" i was like 'oh nevermind.'
Right lol
Back then, that was military grade.... gotta keep up with the times. I mean DARPA has multiple press releases for their mid-flight correcting bullets...
Yeah, someone needs to show him what a flintlock rife can do to the human body.
Right
Exactly. The point about owning guns is to help keep residents able to compete with government.
They actually had semiautomatic rifles in the 1700’s and cannons. Citizens had cannons.
Yep and the musket balls hurt a lot worse
I have yet to meet a anti gunner that knows about firearms, understands them, the variations, the history ect. And just cause you own a gun doesn’t mean you’re pro 2A otherwise they wouldn’t say some of the ignorant and uninformed stuff they say. It’s not about want, or need, or self defense, or hunting or whatever. It’s cause it’s a right and about everything that, that right entails. I don’t have time to listen to sheep with a false sense of security only to say I told you so when by then it’s too late. 🙄
You can still get a cannon sent to your home today.
LMFAO 😂..citizens had canons
@@robertmosley8501 they did... they also had warships.
When it was written the people had the exact same firearms as the military. The second amendment has technically been infringed already.
That’s right! Any laws that restrict our right to own guns is unconstitutional
I love when ppl bring up when the 2nd was written. Like the 1st only applies to parchment and quill cause that’s all they had to write at the time.
@ yes. There was a letter to Congress asking if private ships could use cannons Congress said yes.
@@BigMikey1776 And there was a firearm that could shoot multiple bullets with one trigger pull but Thomas Jefferson thought it would be too expensive for the individual infantry man.
They hadn’t invented verbal communication yet? Just writing little notes back and forth all day?
@@ChandlerMathews19 But there were no speakers. You could only reach the amount of people that could fit in an area around you within earshot.
Those types of people pick and choose the rights they like. They're afraid of guns, so no one should have guns. Well if the Amendments don't mean anything, than you better stop typing your opinion since the First Amendment doesn't exist on the internet, only the printing press.
It's sad when the comments are way funnier than the "comedian".
Thank you my Dear , you made my day
What it really comes down to is the right to defend yourself.
Actually not just defending yourself. Defending our country against tyranny
It boils down to preserving life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and to defend against threats both foreign and domestic (i.e., tyrannical government).
From the government…..
@@wearingthearmorofgod2485 yessss
@@wearingthearmorofgod2485 also defending yourself home and family. Actually
The intro to the joke was funny but he quickly followed up with ignorance. He should hear a Second Amendment Comedian run with that joke and make it actually funnier
If it weren’t for guns, this country would not be.
I find it funny how people are quick to bring up that we didn’t have modern weapons when the constitution was written, yet one of our founding fathers John Barry literally owned a warship. Lol
So he stole bits from family guy, Dave chapelle and Jim Jeffries. This is pretty bad
Not to mention it’s the same inarticulate argument that everyone who entirely misses the point makes. Yawn.
came here to say this
@@karabinjr much as I disagree with him, at least Jim Jeffries bit was funny.
Add micheal che to the list
He even stole from the Muppets babies.
I love my guns I raised my daughter the same way I was raise Second Amendment God bless America.🇺🇸🙏
Do you know anything else about constituition? I guess not.
hardy2175 Absolutely
hardy2175 Do you know your constitutional rights because I do 3%
I serve my country
hardy2175 X military yes I do
Had me in the first half
Your damn right we like our guns. The reason none of our advisaries have invaded the 🇺🇸 is not because of our military, it's because of our 2nd Amendment and 50 million armed citizens. What country wants to go up against that. Our 2nd Amendment is what makes us strong.
The U.S. military is the #1 terrorist organization in the world. The rest of the world is scared to death of us. No one would try to conquer us coz they see what we do to countries w/ lots of oil and resources that never posed a threat to us in the first place. Time to make up another boogeyman enemy and go invade his territory on the excuse that he wasn’t giving his ppl the ‘democracy’ that we supposedly have 🤮 😝
Tell me how your pistol does against a stealth bomber dropping hellfire on you at 3am.
You are delusional.
Which is also why you cull each other like animals.
How do you get a people to repeat history?
By telling them, "back then it was different"
Exactly
It was the 2nd thing they amended, Michael. Do you think they started with the amendments?
It's a joke michael.
@@stonedatsafeco not funny
Arms were different but people,sins and our corrupt politicians weren’t.
The part about no female shooter hasn’t aged well. Lol.
The constitution bit was funny
This guy sounds like someone with zero knowledge of firearms. He acts as though guns go off by themselves then proceeded to say only women should be allowed to have as many guns as they want that absolute clown. Thank god he’s not a politician.
But bro he doesn't want guns to be flying around his house. He's got a good point i hate when my sig starts flying its hard to catch.
Thank you sir
@@kyle1751 sounds brutal. I heard if you feed them a steady diet of V-Crown and Gold Dot they tend to calm down.
he was joking dude, that’s what comedians do
Views Reviews Well I do apologize 🇺🇸
The first amendment is so we can talk things out and protest our government and if that don’t work we have teeth
Should’ve switched gears after “you better get a gun.” That was hilarious.
The weird rant after doesn’t work
Any comedy show...
Guy: "Women are awesome..."
Women in crowd: "Woooooooooooo"
Guy: Proceeds to slam women.
@@geraldreyes1310 2%*
There were no jokes in this set, only a rant.
No no, lots of jokes. Whooshed ya, I guess.
@@revelationreflection they flew over his head like the musket marble XD
No he just stole the same jokes from Dave chapelle, family guy, and Jim Jeffries, and performed them but worse.
@@MrRishik123 now thats funny
@@snyfilms1869
I can't get over him thinking that the amendments were written when the country was founded.
Well near enough.
The first 10 were...that is the Bill of Rights...those were a compromise to get the Constitution ratified by the states.
@@maxtaylor2268 yeah over one decade post independence. Not exactly right after.
He’s joking 🙃
Stolen bits that he just ruined. Could it get any worse comedy central? I had a feeling yall were giving up, But now ya really are showing your hand.
This guy really doesn’t like Guns and he’s having a hard time getting his comedic timing right and actually finding a good punchline. I Guess he’s having Troubleshooting issues. But hey that’s what happens when you get triggered.
I see what you did there!🤣🇺🇸
The right to bear arms was written to keep the PEOPLE as the govt and as an insurance policy against tyranny. Makes sense to me considering we are live in a tyrannical regime this very day
If ur gonna joke about guns atleast be funny..
Hehe! You must be the "white guy with a bad hair cut"
@@Stanotz yeah he is saying this ( joke ) in Detroit. The top 10 most gun death in citys are all run by democrats who have the strictest gun laws. And somehow the criminal still can get guns because like drugs they get them illegal.
@@Stanotz gun control is racist
America loves freedom. Guns are the tools that make that happen.
We do have a gun problem in this country and the problem is the ATF’s infringements on our 2ed amendment rights. This guy says he’s not anti gun and that’s what all anti gun people say in their skits. It’s a tactic to make you believe he is on your side then tells you how dangerous they are. Well a fork is dangerous so a car, mountain lions, nuclear power plant. The point is, is that if you have no respect for the tool then you’re going to get hurt. The so called laws is to keep guns out the hands of criminals right. Well I got news for you they are criminals they weren’t supposed to have them in the first place. Gang members or people that are dead set on actually shooting someone will either buy a gun illegally or steal it. And don’t tell me that’s why we need to get rid of gun manufacturers cuz there are plenty of people in other country’s that make guns from scratch in jungles and sell them to the cartel. Just like drugs you can’t stop the importation of guns from other country’s and other criminals. They had way more then muskets back in 1776. Like the Puckle gun, cannons. For whatever reason you anti gun people like to think they did just have long muskets. We have our second right to protect ourselves from the government cuz they knew back in the day that a government that can control the people is not a good idea. Look at North Korea. You want to pretend that that will never happen but it could. And the reason you can sleep at night is do to the sacrifices made by our vets over seas protecting your ability to with far superior weapons then citizens have. Guns aren’t bad it’s the people behind them and the only way to stop someone with a gun is someone else with gun. So educate yourself don’t listen to what others tell you to think. Make your own decisions and if you still don’t like the idea of a gun then don’t think you could handle it with respect then don’t get one, just don’t tell us we responsible citizens can or can’t have cuz one day we might end up protecting your life from someone else that wants to take it.
The U.S. military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world. Our government doesn’t protect its citizens: it tortures and murders poor ppl overseas for oil, land and resources at the behest of the rich corporations that comprise the military industrial complex. There’s a reason the rest of the world says we’re the biggest threat to humanity. Julian Assange is in prison coz a REAL journalist reported on the war crimes our country committed and the Dems and the Repubs fear the truth being revealed to the citizens. We’re currently invading and bombing dozens of countries around the world w/ billions of $ in weapon spending but Jackson, Mississippi, Flint, Michigan and more American cities don’t have the infrastructure to provide clean, safe running water/plumbing to thousands of poor, helpless American citizens for a fraction of what our country spends in the name of spreading ‘democracy’ on a global scale.
My right to own weapons doesn't come from government or God. It is a part of my DNA.
America loves freedom. Citizens having guns insures the citizens have freedom.
But you can have a beer when you 21 and pay worldwide income tax.
Ooh the freedom you have.
We Americans don’t have freedom. We have censorship and cancel culture. Say something the govt., the big corporations and the rest of the rich establishment pricks don’t like and you get fired and possibly imprisoned for life w/o a trial and w/o being charged coz you’re labeled as a generic ‘domestic terrorist.’ Freedom is only for the rich and most of them are criminal psychos.
@@Godhorus I'm sorry, I can't "hear" you with the sound of gun powder exploding.
Wrong. Plenty of Americans don't have guns. Are you saying they are not free? Do you really believe you have more rights or freedom than those who don't own guns? Because you don't, no matter what you tell yourself every day.
"It's always too soon." Damn
Sounds like he never learned any world history
@@noahbatterson4710 not when it comes our right to own firearms to me that's a liberal trying to get our guns banned.
@@noahbatterson4710 jokes are factual. Unless you like clowns like Boris..............
NOT!!
Jokes are mocking the facts.
You are the type that would rather see a comedian where people clap rather than laugh. Sad that so many are in love with virtue signaling.
@@noahbatterson4710 Jokes have to be factual but a joke needs an agreed premise to succeed at its function, to be funny . And if you are going against the agreed premise to go off on your own without any facts , or agreed premises then you’ve completely ignored the phrase “It’s funny because it’s true . “
@@noahbatterson4710 but they *are* supposed to be funny.
@@dylanrowe2773 Ahhh the never ending quest to "gEt oUr gUnZ bAnNeD!"
He tried to be funny: He misfired...
Well done, That’s a better joke than anything he came up with
Great, now I have to go down the whole checklist on my 120mm smooth bore gun to ensure the safety of me and my crew.
I liked the Intro, the second thing we wrote lol
I think he’s great
"I have a solution!"
-Would you say that's final?
Did I hear something about cleaning up our living room?
This routine started off half way decent. Ran it in the ground soon after....
Nah. It got better.
We only own 50% of the world's firearms? We need to get that number up.
You're absolutely right we do have 50% of the worlds freedom.
ignorant. read a book
Can drink a beer when 21 and pay worldwide income tax. Luckily your children have the freedom to get a headshot in school.
Pathetic.
And with a straight face, you're gonna tell me that America is so star-spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. The UK. France. Italy. Germany. Spain. Australia... Belgium! has freedom... 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of 'em have freedom.
Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know. One of them is: There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the most free country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real and gun deaths in high income countries where we have more than the next 7 countries combined. - Newsroom
@@adamnorton59
Yes there is.
The fact that we have a 2nd amendment which guarantees our right to protect our own lives is proof.
Our lives are truly in our own hands, and we are one of the few countries where our people actually have the right to live.
If you do not have the right to self preservation, then your life is not in your own hands and the only right you have is to do what your government tells you.
All you can do is wait for the police, unless you have a means to save yourself that won't get you in trouble after the fact.
Furthermore we have a bill of rights, a constitution full of other right which are guaranteed and protected by the 2nd ammendment.
This made me sad.
i truly thin the 2nd choise would work out well xD lmfaooo
I'm not anti gun my ass
If the second amendment should change with the times, social media wasn’t invented at the writing of the constitution either. Should free speech be restricted as well?
Mark Davis and John Gruden aren’t allowed guns with those haircuts.
Im sure our founding fathers realized firearms would improve in the coming years
So tired of the 18th century musket joke. 2A isn’t about technology. It’s about TYRANNY. Learn your history.
@David Hopkins didnt know 1789 (passage of second amendment) was 7 yeas after 1884 (first machine gun)... our history teachers must be underpaid 😂😂😂
@@mic_at_nite what was Ireland fighting for in 1919 and what did they use?
Lol tyranny?? The rich are tyrants and they don't need guns to exercise their power. 2A is about a well regulated militia not about tyranny. The founders wanted a well regulated militia of white men to be able to quickly assemble and murder Black and/or Indigenous Peoples. American is founded on racial and economic tyranny.
@@mic_at_nite Still applies until you exclude "machine guns" with a Constitutional Amendment.
Well Said! Your Damn Right!
the second amendment doesn’t refer to the type of arms. amazing how some can’t read.
The 72 raisins thing is an actual TIL and it's hilarious 😂 Kosta is severely underrated!
When it was written you could have your own armada.
When someone jokes about people reacting negatively to their joke before he tells the joke, you know he’s about to wipe his ass with the constitution.
The constitution needs an update and politicians wipe their asses w/ it every day.
@@Protectobot That’s what amendments are for.
That garbage disposal bit was pretty funny. The rest was trash.
I bet he's still a raisin.
Damn this is underrated
Funnier than his whole routine.
This guy isnt even funny...
That's why he needs to advertise
Not at all
3:22 he sounds like trump
They made it so vague because they knew firearm technology would constantly advance
This chap prolly drinks several soy lattes per day with an upturned pinky.
Case closed.
Fun fact Otto von Bismarck would mark his entry into a house by firing two pistols
A gun is not a weapon it is a tool
Lmao all the gun owners mad in the comments
Muskets are all the tyrants had as well. Weapons evolve, the context remains the same
I’m proud of American gun culture. Gun rights are human rights
Yes it was a different time when written but the reason why it was written hasn’t changed
Dang he is biffing it hard
I’m just here for the first minute and a half…
I don't understand. He said he had a solution for America's gun problem, but none of his solutions would have made sure that every American is well armed. In fact, his proposals would have made this more difficult.
That's a Bill Burr cadence at 2:00
Hahaha great vid
Me looking over the aftermath of a chud raid: is that what they call time 'spent'?
That part about "if you have the right to say whatever you want, you better get a gun" was golden right there! Then I didn't agree with the rest of it until the end where it got better. Yeah most chicks are not armed! Imagine if all women had tons of guns! Women are psycho!
Love love
Uh, guns were not that much different The revolver which is a semi automatic gun was invented in the 1600s, professor. Your joke should have been "Why are people so uptight about guns? Becaue, comedy gun boy, Guns aren't the same as when they wrote the constitution, so we need to just tear that piece of the paper out. We have exacto knives, we can tu out number two, separate number one into two things, tape it all together, and we're good. The semi-automatic gun was invented in the 1600s. The machine gun was invented in the 1800s, but all the 'please take my guns away because our government is completely trustworthy and there is no way they need to be kept in check, right?' While we are at it, the first amendment is kind of a pain in the ass too, right? Haven't you heard of 'hate speech'? Why should somone be able to use hate speech to attack me? What? What is hate speech? It's what I don't like. What about what you don't like? No, that isn't hate speech, I fact checked it."
robin williams 2002 broadway special has a good bit on the 72 virgins.
I love the one black guy in the front row…
Do you check under your bed for white supremacists before you sleep?
Joe Biden please do not take away the Second Amendment
There is no misinterpretation. Shouldve stopped after the first line
Meh.
Hello Mr.StrawMan.
God bless America and the 2nd amendment
4:25 sure, cuz these jokes are having more trouble going over than a fitted sheet
Threw me for a curve ball. Looked good at the beginning and then missed the bullseye. Please remember to keep the basics and not go into totalitarian left field.
Came to thumbs down. Stayed for the savage comments
We don’t have “a gun problem”. We have a real people problem. We have a “God is not real” problem. We have a “human life isn’t precious” problem.
Can someone tell him what AMENDMENT means?
What does it mean
Someone should also explain to him there's a big difference between the right to bear arms and the right to bare arms.
The only ones misunderstanding anything are him and people that think he's smart.
We don’t love them. They are a tool used for protection or putting food on the table and we are not giving them up. Any of them.
Good point lol
Sorry, but we have a gun owner problem, not a gun problem.
I have a solution. 1 If you don't like firearms you don't have to buy any. Simple, easy isn't? 2 If you want to limit firearms then your 1st amendment is limited to what was available in 1791. Fair enough?
He’s funnier than Seinfeld at Least
There was one today in Iran! School for girls
Dullards in the commen section. This guy was funny enough. Lighten up
Negative comment"s bad hair cuts
We have a sin problem not a piece of metal plastic thing problem
I don’t get the Germany’s #2
So true
No there were semi auto guns BEFORE the constitution was written. Ignorance is no excuse
Wow comedy central will just give anyone a special.
The only part that’s funny is the line about the you better get a gun that everyone is using in the short vids. Dude plays up to the commis too much.
No... we love freedom.
Love all the salty gun owners in the comments. Quick to call out liberals who don't like jokes against PC culture but suddenly its no longer a joke, but rather an argument when its about guns. I wish more people on either side would realize that things they disagree with can still be funny. Laughing about yourself doesn't make your values any less meaningful.
@Flex tape Sealin you all up yea but male comics joke about tampons and periods all the time and are probably wrong about how they work or don't know everything about menstruation. if all comedy had to be factually correct none of it would be funny.
I have laughed harder at a waffle falling then these "comedians"
Then these comedian what?
No they weren’t. Look up the Puckle gun.
Yes we do love guns in this country. I see no problem with that.
I do, however, see a problem with these fifth grade level jokes. Fucking cringe.