"O-oh.. I'm so sorry, Jesus! I didn't mean to destroy people's lives! AUTO STOP; and I absolutely hate this thing. But, boy was it fun to chuck at the door. And that's it! I'm all out of nice things to say about these." My fucking lord
"this has the remains of a shattered marriage on it. Your mom, your dad. Arghh. Incontinent. The cops. STOP" I feel like there's a cry for help hidden in this message lmao
From the line "Yes, I did it! I broke it!" to "AUTO STOP" (which sounds like "Oh, no, stop!" to a not keen ear), it sounds like it would make a funny animation. Well, I can imagine a funny animation for all of these voice lines.
Please PLEASE you are so good at these, please let me annoy my friends with a part 3 PLEASE! ofc I can wait for more funny moments to compile together but PLEASE!
Fun fact: 0:22 "WW" (in english- Wo-wo) is an polish chocolate produced by a masive chocolate company form Poland named "Wedel" ( in engilsh- Weadel) taht still to this day selling chocolate, WW is just an polish kit-kat™ alternative. They taste pretty okay, not bad but not very good 6.5/10 🍫
"I'm so sorry, Jesus! I didn't mean to destroy people's lives!" It's shocking just how well those lines fit so perfectly together.
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Also “and I absolutely hate this thing, but boy was it fun to chuck at the door” right after
“That sounded hot… 🥵” ORIGIN OF THE SEXY SPEAKER
Yes
Yassss
@@martycutekirby7538Nooooo
"Hey it's my favourite game it's called disappointment. Look it's got a dad on it, hides the shattered dreams."
*_Holy shit mate_*
@Lakethewolf _Place underscores on both sides of the text_
_shit_
_underscoressss_
"I'd let that devalue in my home" Lol
JIVE POD!™
@@joltz..2042 Amort! Amort!!
@@hey_im_kasper_ Oh im so sorry Jesus! I didn't mean to destroy people's lives!
@@antioriginalityguy *A U T O S T O P !*
This one is 100% *DunGoofed*
The Craig cassette player with AUTO STOP !!! is still the greatest clip of this man's whole career
i knew i wasnt the only one. seems like that would make a great alarm sound!
"I'm so sorry Jesus, i didn't mean to destroy people's lives"
-Dankpod
A U T O S T O P
One dankpod indeed
"it's completely fu-" so close to dank swearing
He swore in an after show episode
@@roghider319 *big gasp* oh no. frank would be dissapointed.
He swore in an after show and that one episode where he compares batteries on ipods about 2 years ago
@@fruittree1670 ah hell naw Frank would definitely swear every 10 seconds.
Which after show does he swear in?
"I SAID I WANTED PLUM LIQUEUR WITH MY FERRERO ROCHER" I am losing it 😂😂😂😂
*"And I absolutely hate this thing, but boy was it fun to chuck at the door."*
Two different moments, fit so well.
I can’t call my nana my mom won’t let me have a ouija board.
gg
the fact that i have seen all these videos and still have no idea what's going on truly speaks for how great this compilation is lmao
What’s the build multiparty one
@@WindowHandleI'm pretty sure that's from the prototype iphones one!
@@WindowHandle "I look at some Prototype iPods.", the specific timestamp for that bit is about 5 minutes and 55 seconds in
I will _never_ stop laughing at the plum liquor bits, especially when it's just Dank screaming while hitting something in the background
"And i absolutely hate this thing; but boy was it fun to chuck at the door" lmao you had fun editing these together.
"I absolutely hate this thing but boy was it fun to chuck at the door"
“AND THATS IT, I’m all out of nice things to say about this!”
"'May explode if disposed of in a fire'. Well so do pepsi cans but they don't have that warning" is my favourite quote ever
0:12 *J I V E P O D (tm)* _may explode if disposed of in a fire_
Those fitted so well together tho
_Well so do Pepsi cans but they don’t have that warning._
An Australian making a "knifey spooney" joke is my new favorite thing.
what Dankpods video was that from im Trying to find the Original Video rn
I can't belive u didn't put the bible-scrolling screams in.
Saving them for part 3. :3
Oh yeah mate, sign me up for that.
the recording from the giant airpod will forever be the funniest thing to me
WHATS WRONG WITH IT?!?!?!?
Wade unleashed his inner missingno.
I started giggling so hard i had to grab my pillow and sink my face into it so I won't be so loud
Congrats, you finally have the whole squad laughing
0:55 until 1:15 is perfect
"𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏"
Wade said calmly.
As a windows owner i confirm i always say "I. HATE. YOU. WINDOWS."
As a windows user the new windows updates suck
Just as chaotic as the first one, love it
0:44 - OUCH
I like how he says "na-no"
5:45 is when i laughed my ass off lmaooo
2:51 look it’s got a dad on it hides the shattered dreams
I love how you edit these clips together in a way that's actually somewhat coherent!
“I didn’t know Craig-ing was so dangerous!” 😂
"O-oh.. I'm so sorry, Jesus! I didn't mean to destroy people's lives! AUTO STOP; and I absolutely hate this thing. But, boy was it fun to chuck at the door. And that's it! I'm all out of nice things to say about these."
My fucking lord
3:22 Grown man trapped in a windows warehouse trying to summon kali linux users to rescue him (It won't work)
"this has the remains of a shattered marriage on it. Your mom, your dad. Arghh. Incontinent. The cops. STOP"
I feel like there's a cry for help hidden in this message lmao
Just realized how new recent this video is when I saw the polaroid parts
0:29 the delivery on "a mini" i CANTGG HE SAID IT LIKE IT WAS HIS BABY DJFNJFFMMDSM
5:23 had me rolling bruhhhh
I don't know if they sell true love, but I've been surprised before.
2:39 It Tastes Like Chocolate With A Hint Of Vacuum Cleaner Dust. No No It Doesn't
"And I absolutely hate this thing, but boy was it fun to chuck at the door. And that's it! I'm all out of nice things to say about these!"
From the line "Yes, I did it! I broke it!" to "AUTO STOP" (which sounds like "Oh, no, stop!" to a not keen ear), it sounds like it would make a funny animation. Well, I can imagine a funny animation for all of these voice lines.
The fact I’ve seen most of his videos and I’m still laughing says a lot😂
Yea same, he is very re watchable not many people can do that so he's doing something right
"Put them in your bin today!"
This vid single-handedly reminded me how much I love dankpods.
New Zealanders: have a rivalry with Australia.
Australians in their spare time:
"you're not my dad, don't talk to me or my son ever again"
-dankpod
The moment dankpods hating windows makes him into bale from mw2019 for a bit
Nice pfp
Thank you
@@FluffyCollie2014 no problem
The windows 11 part was so real
"butt plugs for your ears" where can I get some?
0:12 “JÖÎVĘ PÀÖWD ‼️🗣️ tee-em 😊💖”
"JIVE POD™ may explode if disposed of in fire" Hmm... I wonder why...
AMORT!
- A M O R T -
Very pleased that *AUTO STOP* made it.
“Can I ruin it? I can! 😃😃”
8 DAYS TO BENDIGO, MORTY
8 LONG DAYS!
*"It comes with a sock, nOm NoM nOm NoM nOm NoM nOm!"*
auto stop always gets me 0:54
4:28 “A million dollar poo machine”
"Oh, my favorite game ever made, its called DISSAPOINTMENT"
Please PLEASE you are so good at these, please let me annoy my friends with a part 3 PLEASE! ofc I can wait for more funny moments to compile together but PLEASE!
You, my friend, have found an audience
"CRAZY EGGS!"
I never knew how much I need these out of context vids.😂
5:54 ...w h a t
3:16 8 days to bendigo MORTY. 8 LONG DAYSS
All of this makes sense to me.
Roses are red,
Those headperhonees are BROWN,
hire me to take your tree stumps down
This is why I love this channel!
*OMGAUDIO!*
*Now Featuring: REAL DUST!*
CRAZY EGGS
i love dankpods. all four of his channels
The amount of effort to match up the clips. Good on ya. 🎉
0:12 THAT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, JESUS CHRIST
Call that a knoife?
*pulls out comicly large spoon*
I love the ole Nugget Man.
Confirmed: DankPods is HowToBasic
5:22 I need the original video please
its the video he made about microphones
That was his recent mic video, titled "yell into these for under 100 dollars" i believe
bootleg airpods vid
0:55 tho
"I've stolen your legs" *transcends*
@DankPods needs to get a load of this. 🤣
I don't know why but out of context is more funny than the original.
this is like amazing
Still no Na-no. But you had the ᵐᶦⁿᶦ so I gotta give a 10/10
Fun fact: 0:22 "WW" (in english- Wo-wo) is an polish chocolate produced by a masive chocolate company form Poland named "Wedel" ( in engilsh- Weadel) taht still to this day selling chocolate, WW is just an polish kit-kat™ alternative. They taste pretty okay, not bad but not very good 6.5/10 🍫
Woo! 5K likes for part 3? Sounds fair to me...
I mean, sure, but I don't think even the first part has 5k likes yet haha
@@sennalye I was originally going to say 1K, but I felt it'd get there too fast... 600 overnight, congrats. :D
I'm glad my name is actually in one of these lol
✨ and it comes with a ⭐ sock ⭐✨
BORN! NNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUM
“JIVE PODtm May explode if disposed in a fire, well yeah do Pepsi cans but they don’t have that warning”
1:13
"Is completly*FU*"
0:54
🔥🛑 *_A U T O S T O P_* 🛑🔥
“JIVE POD tm may explode if disposed of in a fire”
"nightmare Mode" lol
"nightmare mode"
litterally me 3:09
5:23?
"Mmmmmmnumnumnum" -Dankpods 2022
*It comes with a sock*
BORN! NNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUMNYUM
JIVE POD TM may explode in fire
You should make one about the mic tests
"A Mini"
“Call your nan”
I dont have a nan…
"AMORT?!"
0:30 CashiesTune
"balls..."