The Durasmells, the 2000 grit, the mids graph, the mic test, loony-goonies, Emerald Water, Hank the doggo even the editing. It had absolutely everything. I laughed through the whole thing. Bravo you mad nugget 👏
I love how DankPods uses his Famous Toledo scissors while Alternate universe DankPods uses the smallest scissors he could find. Also cut around carefully
So there's this thing you can do called putting thought and effort into stuff. It lets you use your brain to take information, process it, and then use your body to do something based on that information. With this process, you can do everything from feed yourself to take the 10 minutes or so needed to plan a parody of a subject you know well.
My favorite quotes "oh my Duracell" "it's almost like the biggest companies make the best stuff " "that's one and a half Looney Goonies" "emerald water" "hank"
I mean this is the furthest thing from imitation, they are polar opposites, unless the next anti dankpods works at a deaf foundation or sells noise canceling gear then I don't see it getting much better... Wait a damn second that's a great idea, he just talks about how great the army ear plugs were in the part, which is ofc not true.
@@NEEDbacon I'm from Toronto, we don't call it Stupidstore, and what is Zip Ties and Bias Plys? Canadian Tire? Here we call that Crappy Tire. And what is AVE?
@@coastaku1954 Someone from Toronto not calling it the stupidstore makes perfect sense. Also both of them are Canadian RUclipsrs. Not some euphemism for Cambodian Tire.
I’ve just seen this and don’t see anyone pointing out that music actually goes “Emerald Water” through the headphones. Great attention to detail there my dude
it took me a second to realize that the purple ipad is just inverted shrek green edit : also if dankpod actually have working ipad underneath that green case, this one just no ipad at all
Yeah DankPods has a working iPad under there, he’s used it before Also idk if y’all noticed but it’s not even an iPad case, it’s just an Apple sticker on some generic case with the foam still in it lmao
Shoulda said "We should completely destroy the packaging so we can throw it away, it'd be a shame if it was in perfect nick" then cut very carefully around the corners
This video proves you are a real DankPods watcher, since you got everything parallel of him XDDDD List: - 2000 Grit - Duracells - Mids - good smelly names - Hank dog - the mic test and other details It is soooooo funny watching a complete opposite of him XD
"Another important factor for audio is soundstage... We want our soundstage to be nice and crushed together where everything is right in the center, why would I wanna hear where all the different instruments are? Just sets off my fight or flight response, I tell ya"
These were the type of earbuds I used as a kid. (Cheap and reliable enough, one died after like 5 months after which you just spent $3 for new ones) Now without the headphone jack you have to pay at least $50 (the price point where you have USB-C, 5 hours of battery life, touch controls, sensors and acceptable quality) for wireless earbuds every 5 months, after which battery degrades to like 60% capacity and just doesn't last long enough. (Since they are constantly charged to 100% and overcharged when in case) Headphone jack removal was a huge cash grab.
All you have to do is get a FiiO Bluetooth nugget, it clips onto the belt, accepts 3.5mm headphones and connects to your phone wirelessly. It's like the best thing ever for people that like their wired earphones
This is amazingly accurate and extremely well done. The amount of thought put into which changes you made to make it the "alternate universe" version is incredible.
imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and I've done dankpods impressions in my head when playing with my headphones. the style is just so iconic and memorable, and you really pulled it off. only thing missing was the speech about weird ears on a stand and spiel on quality. "you don't want that low end sub bass because it's all muddy, and the high end just makes it sound weak! the mids is where all of the music is at, all the substance!"
I love this so much, as a fellow Canadian, I do love the local stuff, though I think we should be calling MP3 players "Timbits", and Loonie Goonies is a great name for a Canadian Dollar
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved this "oh my Duracell" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope dankpods has watched this and got a good laugh out of it, also I hope no one just finds this video and takes it seriously, lol
@@radiofloyd2359 nah he has to be like "well this is super common so no need to be careful, I can just rip this right open" and then he gets out a surgical scalpel and carefully cuts along the lines
The Durasmells, the 2000 grit, the mids graph, the mic test, loony-goonies, Emerald Water, Hank the doggo even the editing. It had absolutely everything.
I laughed through the whole thing. Bravo you mad nugget 👏
Thanks so much! I'm glad it got the DankPods seal of approval.
opinion on fard?
Ayyyyyy fancy seeing you here! Love from Pittsburgh PA dude!
Hi, nugget
Mega nugget
I love how DankPods uses his Famous Toledo scissors while Alternate universe DankPods uses the smallest scissors he could find.
Also cut around carefully
Yes. The scissors were my favorite part
alternate universe dankpods used the Unremarkable Cleveland scissors
the unfamous toledos
RIP famous toledos
They are Swiss army knife scissors insanely sharp I use them to cut my nails
how the hell did you manage to perfectly emulate his style while being the exact opposite of him
Where is the right eye?
by being the perfect opposite
So there's this thing you can do called putting thought and effort into stuff. It lets you use your brain to take information, process it, and then use your body to do something based on that information. With this process, you can do everything from feed yourself to take the 10 minutes or so needed to plan a parody of a subject you know well.
@@MeepChangelingI hope your quality of of life improves so you don’t have to lash out at strangers over mundane comments.
Best of luck big guy.
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 I hope you never attempt to virtue signal again. It is unreal how impotent you made that sound.
Oh my god “Emerald Water”, “2000 grits”, and “Oh my Duracells” had me dying like a pair of dirty buds with the Diablo and scarlet fire playing
İsnt the mojo the reaper and not the mojo
@@ZeytinciDevletior the maraca cracker 9000
Lmao the emerald water is hilarious
what about the maraca crackers?
now its the maracca cracker 9000
2:10 "And can you believe, I bought these from the *dollar store* for only a *dollar fifty."*
*Something's wrong, I can feel it*
In the UK we just got cashies
*_I agree something Doesn't feel R I G H. T_*
result of inflation
1 and a half lonnie goonies
@@taffingtonboathouse5754 Don't you guys have Pound town or did that close out?
The "Oh my Duracell" sent me to another dimension, I'm sure of it.
I'm right there with you.
The pkcells distant cousin
The “the biggest companies make the best stuff” and “emerald water” did it for me lmao
Same here.
Sent you to another dimension, huh? Pretty sure we're already there.
I physically recoiled at “Duracell”
P K C E L L
It was durasmell lol
The smell that lasts
Durasmell
"OH MY PKCELL"
Oh my pk cell
My favorite quotes
"oh my Duracell"
"it's almost like the biggest companies make the best stuff "
"that's one and a half Looney Goonies"
"emerald water"
"hank"
The packaging bit.... saying it’s good quality... there’s some kinda not exactly dankpods references
@@brziperiod dank pods is know for saying that kind of package is absolutely terrible
@@LegendGamer-rf6nb true
also the putting earphones into headphones is a references also
The 2000 grit too
Can we appreciate the fact that the purple iPad case actually has no tablet in it at all and still has the Styrofoam packaging
Purple is tbe opposite of green too
This is so much like an actual DankPods episode that I consider it canon in the DankPods cinematic universe.
DryBlocks, the arch nemesis of DankPods
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
10/10 for editing cuts
Would a parody count as imitation though?
I mean this is the furthest thing from imitation, they are polar opposites, unless the next anti dankpods works at a deaf foundation or sells noise canceling gear then I don't see it getting much better... Wait a damn second that's a great idea, he just talks about how great the army ear plugs were in the part, which is ofc not true.
The mic test story being overly Canadian had me laughing so hard.
Well it's like Dankpods having an Overly Australian Mic test
That wasn't overly Canadian. Gotta get to Zip ties n' Bias Plys or AVE for genuine overly Canadian dialect. Didn't even call it the stupidstore.
@@NEEDbacon I'm from Toronto, we don't call it Stupidstore, and what is Zip Ties and Bias Plys? Canadian Tire? Here we call that Crappy Tire. And what is AVE?
@@coastaku1954 Someone from Toronto not calling it the stupidstore makes perfect sense. Also both of them are Canadian RUclipsrs. Not some euphemism for Cambodian Tire.
@@NEEDbacon Ahhhhhhhhh, I feel like a dumbass now. Also where are you from?
Please do basically a cashies special in this style, it would be fantastic.
Credit cardies special
The Goodwill Special
@@per_petual1453 LOL I DIDNT THINK OF THAT. I'm surprised I never though of that.
Lol yes please
Please please please
"its almost like the biggest companies make the best stuff"
you have now entered the twilight zone
Things I never thought I needed:
1.Paying for healthcare
2.A degree
3.A Canadian DankPods
the editing is spot on
Forgot the "adobe bad"
@Cheeto "jabobe good"
I'm only just now realizing how much Dank lore there is, and how I didn't miss a single reference.
Holy fuck 6.2k
Thank you, and Happy New Years
**dank lore**
now we need to put some of his videos on fast forward to the tune of a trap remix of Somebody I Used to Know
@@miaugato93 imma do it one day lol
@@miaugato93 we need a fandom wiki explaining every reference
Edit: it actually exists lmao
@@KazumiyaEnthusiast y e s
@@KazumiyaEnthusiast yes
"Mom, can we have DankPods?"
Mom: We got DankPods at home.
DankPods at home:
This comment is not getting the love it deserves
Lol
The Canadian version of him
@@dkjoses12 >this comment is not getting the love it deserves
>2,500 likes
Hell yeah 💪💪💪
3:04 Emerald water 😂
"Ah my Duracells" really brought me to an alternate universe
The best part truly is the dubbed over Scarlet Fire with Emerald Water. Shows true passion for the craft.
I’ve just seen this and don’t see anyone pointing out that music actually goes “Emerald Water” through the headphones. Great attention to detail there my dude
Omg it did I just assumed it was the normal one
3:02
Yeah I was surprised nobody picked that up lol
Scarlet fire *
@@AllenZrust I know I am just clarifying it for the new comers
it took me a second to realize that the purple ipad is just inverted shrek green
edit : also if dankpod actually have working ipad underneath that green case, this one just no ipad at all
Dankpods' iPad works, he powers it on sometimes
@@My_Old_YT_Account
Yeah, sometimes he'd use it to show off the graphs, but that was like a year ago
Yeah DankPods has a working iPad under there, he’s used it before
Also idk if y’all noticed but it’s not even an iPad case, it’s just an Apple sticker on some generic case with the foam still in it lmao
Yeah the IPad works, its a 4th gen
@@melody_florum That makes it even better, it would've been perfect if it was an android or Samsung logo.
This almost feels illegal to watch, like I'm witnessing a bootleg being made and doing nothing about it.
You really nailed it!
This is a perfect parody. You took every aspect of the show, every detail that has a story behind it, and mocked it with love. This is awesome!
Shoulda said "We should completely destroy the packaging so we can throw it away, it'd be a shame if it was in perfect nick" then cut very carefully around the corners
Canada as alternate universe (AU) Australia (AU) sounds about right.
Nice reading your comment I’m gonna ride my moose down to Timmy’s and get a double double with extra maple syrup
Australia (AU) = Ukraine (UA)
Basically a double negative...
Sounds like comedy gold to me.
As a Canadian I can confirm that yes we are an au Australia
This video proves you are a real DankPods watcher, since you got everything parallel of him XDDDD
List:
- 2000 Grit
- Duracells
- Mids
- good smelly names
- Hank dog
- the mic test
and other details
It is soooooo funny watching a complete opposite of him XD
Don't forget the Emerald Water. That made me roll LMAO
@@rexxar6283 oh yesss XD
Dont forget also about the little scissors
@@VeGiTo3Po2 oh yes i noticed that XD
Loonie-goonies instead of dollarie-doos (or freedom eagles)!
0:18 OH NOT THE DURACELL
Me: Can we watch dankpods?
Mom: we have dankpods at home.
Dankpods at home:
Dankpod: OH! My Puckcell...
Him: Oh... My Duracell... (says in a calm voice)
This whole thing is perfection, but Hank's impression of Frank the Snake is Oscar worthy
I was really expecting the line:
"Guys, my snake is broken."
"Another important factor for audio is soundstage... We want our soundstage to be nice and crushed together where everything is right in the center, why would I wanna hear where all the different instruments are? Just sets off my fight or flight response, I tell ya"
the accuracy of the desk makes me feel like im in the backrooms
My heart shattered when I heard "Duracell".
the freaking audacity of the people who disliked this godly piece of content
Dankpods probably disliked
@@dsdimension7772 the freaking audacity
I know right? The freaking GarageBand...
@@dsdimension7772 nope, check out the pinned comment
They probably just alternate universe liked the video.
The only thing that would've made this better is if the case had an Android logo, other than that, 10/10 I loved it!
Freezing Bear: Subscribe so we can overtake grammarly
me: gets a grammarly ad in the start of the video
me: LETS SUB
He predicted Hank!
1:43 this is just evil Dankpods
You get his hand gestures down perfectly bro
I lost my shit when I heard it sing "emerald water" xD
the ipad being purple (the exact opposite on the colour wheel from green) is a nice touch
the case*
The reference to those “headphones” that you insert wired earbuds into was peak
when he pulled out the tiniest scissors I've ever seen, then said "that was pretty easy to get in to", I lost it.
The mad lad's actually angling for a Zaanu sponsorship and I'm HERE FOR IT.
Bro even the frank clip at the end was spot on
“Emerald water”
I AM DYING!😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I still come back to this when i see this on my recommended.
This is so good. All the way down to the "Emerald Water" This brought a huge smile to my face. This is amazing.
As a person who's watched DankPods since his very first video, this is a 10/10.
Dankpods uses chungus scissors, he used chingis scissors. Perfect
DankPods: Into The Dingus-Verse!!!
These were the type of earbuds I used as a kid. (Cheap and reliable enough, one died after like 5 months after which you just spent $3 for new ones) Now without the headphone jack you have to pay at least $50 (the price point where you have USB-C, 5 hours of battery life, touch controls, sensors and acceptable quality) for wireless earbuds every 5 months, after which battery degrades to like 60% capacity and just doesn't last long enough. (Since they are constantly charged to 100% and overcharged when in case) Headphone jack removal was a huge cash grab.
All you have to do is get a FiiO Bluetooth nugget, it clips onto the belt, accepts 3.5mm headphones and connects to your phone wirelessly. It's like the best thing ever for people that like their wired earphones
This is amazingly accurate and extremely well done. The amount of thought put into which changes you made to make it the "alternate universe" version is incredible.
Dude careful with those Duracell
Evil dankpods be like
DankPods: oh my pkcell
Freeing Bear: oh my duracell
In an alternate universe DankPods is Canadian
imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and I've done dankpods impressions in my head when playing with my headphones. the style is just so iconic and memorable, and you really pulled it off. only thing missing was the speech about weird ears on a stand and spiel on quality. "you don't want that low end sub bass because it's all muddy, and the high end just makes it sound weak! the mids is where all of the music is at, all the substance!"
I was waiting for him to say "almost all the instruments live here" looking at the middle of the frequency response graph
I love this so much, as a fellow Canadian, I do love the local stuff, though I think we should be calling MP3 players "Timbits", and Loonie Goonies is a great name for a Canadian Dollar
1:16 the recorded thing not being about a psychopath is some serious attention to detail
Australian*
Not psychopath
Australian
i love how there is a fandom based on dankpods. and rightfully so!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved this "oh my Duracell" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope dankpods has watched this and got a good laugh out of it, also I hope no one just finds this video and takes it seriously, lol
oh my god this was actually perfect. editing was identical, jokes were perfect, everything was amazing. even had the 2000-grit and the durasmells
"Emerald Water" is my favorite fucking joke
3:37 I think my snake is broken…
Hank was my favorite part. Hank is a good dog and I love him.
"oh my Duracell" hits different
I'm here for Hank.
This is so cursed
Yep
This is such a good parody! 1000% right on. Like every detail too.
3:15 oh my god, the "headphones" hahahaha
The nuraphone reference at the end was absolutely chefs kiss perfect
The attention to detail is amazing, he even has the meze 99 neos instead of the classics that dank has
This is so scuffed, I love it. The amount of thought that went into this is simply impressive
"this is great its so huge" 1:07
I like to think every alternate universe counterpart of Dank uses scarlet fire.
The mids graph gets me! It reminds me of when the PS4 launched and people were arguing that the human eye couldn't see more than 30 frames per second.
I clicked through to watch this out of morbid curiosity, expecting to hate it. But this, this is perfection. Nailed it, the perfect parody. Well done!
“Oh~ my Duracell”
Me: “what the hell happened here”
2:26. He even said THINNING OUT THE SOUP.
The fact that my man doesn't even have an iPad , just the case is hilarious. Dedication 👏
This is like CinemaWins as DankPods is to CinemaSins. And that 2000 grit. I love it!
Aaaaah, seeing the Mezes triggers me so hard. I ordered the 99 Noir from Drop and they arrived with mold, apparently a known problem. So sad.
must have been a storage problem from the distributor
@@michaelfinlay1412 they were moldy inside a closed, plastic wrapped box with desiccant.
@@tyrosine87 :(
Its been a known problem for over two years and its still going on. Mold and rusty hardware.
Excuse me what, mold on an electronic product?
This was just wonderfully hilarious and spot on! You did a great job on this one😆
All it's missing is carefully opening the package (since it's collectable)
he literally opened it with specific tools, lol.
@@radiofloyd2359 nah he has to be like "well this is super common so no need to be careful, I can just rip this right open" and then he gets out a surgical scalpel and carefully cuts along the lines
time traveler: buys a craig the timeline:
Saying "taste" instead of "smell" would have been the icing on the cake
How you managed to hit every Dankpods thing on the head is amazing!
Thanks, finally a review of an expert! It shows that frequency response is highly overrated!
Appreciate your review.
Somehow, this is the most accurate and the least accurate representation of dankpods at the same time.
This entire video is amazing! every bit and joke was incredible. Even matched Dank Pods' editing style. Massive props you madlad
I really thought this was dankpods and i got transported into another universe for a second
1:50 i died laughing
I guess I realized how dank’s accent makes him a lot more tolerable
Those poor Canadians
This makes me feel every emotion that DankPods doesn’t. Which is to say I hate this video with every part of my brain
"emerald water" oh dinggus
What is this ?? A crossover episode??
Dankpods should be proud you did an amazing job